Matthew Martin ☑ ✅📛 on Nostr: Oh no! I'm wearing the wrong glasses! Oh no, I am wearing my distance vision glasses! ...
Oh no! I'm wearing the wrong glasses! Oh no, I am wearing my distance vision glasses! Real problem is that I don't have superhuman vision to read 5 point at 300 feet.
Kids these days, they can read 5 point at 300 feet, I envy them.
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