calle 👁️⚡👁️

Cypherpunk future is now.
Satocash is a Satochip Cashu applet running on a Java Card. This is an NFC card with brains. It can do coinselection, PIN protection, and can act like an offline Cashu hardware wallet. Things are going to get wild!
https://youtu.be/bpQ0tlbI9Rw

2025-04-18 06:51:20 GMT

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cashu balance -v

2025-04-18 06:51:05 GMT

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cashu pending

2025-04-18 06:49:16 GMT

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What wallet or library?

2025-04-18 06:30:02 GMT

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Can you list the bugs?

2025-04-18 05:08:44 GMT

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We're doing the same for nutshell

2025-04-18 03:40:31 GMT

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good flex

2025-04-18 01:26:43 GMT

gm https://image.nostr.build/68b783be01a0c6103fa00f7c921d7a4dee0f49d43e30ef0d1709d8b4a87bfe28.jpg

2025-04-18 01:19:23 GMT

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I mean if all payments fail, how would anyone be able to use it? I have it in my wallet but it doesn't work.

2025-04-18 01:11:10 GMT

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Can you create (aka vibe code) a simpel web site that aggregates everything that bluesky currently censors per location?

2025-04-18 01:05:17 GMT

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Perfect, this is exactly what I was looking for

2025-04-16 12:24:41 GMT

Still way more engagement on nostr than on X. Way.
Post on X can go viral with thousands of likes and I only have crap comments. Real bitcoiners I care about don't engage much at all. Most replies are AI bots summarizing the OP.
In contrast, nostr feels like an actual social network. I say gm, people say it back. I post an edgy opinion and people actually tell me what they think. I can use all the words that I want without getting nerfed because devs are too lazy to implement algoritnms. I get my news here via a bunch of bots I follow. I have a raw thought and I post it without thinking about it too much and no single company monopolizes and profits from my speech it by sucking up my soul.
Things are good.

2025-04-16 03:15:49 GMT

You're saying X doesn't support zaps? Watch.
Someone zapped me 200 sats on X by commenting with a Cashu token locked to my nostr public key (which is my most recognizable cryptographic public identity).
It took me two button presses to receive it instantly. Fucking love Cashu. https://video.nostr.build/701fba59451003996a9a3c850e77f05e332fbb8151954ff81386b43d54cb0f2a.mp4

2025-04-15 09:52:01 GMT

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oof

2025-04-14 05:15:35 GMT

silent.link (pay per kb, no packages, global, cheap, I use this)
lnvpn.net (data packages, country-specific)
cloakedwireless.com (monthly data package + US phone number, more expensive, I use this)
#nevent1q…jcde

2025-04-13 16:13:56 GMT

second hand phone + graphene os + non-KYC bitcoin eSIM

2025-04-13 14:03:51 GMT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6EuAUjq92k

2025-04-13 13:16:11 GMT

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verifiably posted by @nprofile…7jew you mean ;)

2025-04-13 12:20:36 GMT

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Agree with what you said but even vibe coding can't learn the principles for you: types, data structures, basic algorithms.
There is a wall that you can't break through with vibe coding. I've been vibe coding myself for more than 3 years at this point.

2025-04-13 08:34:16 GMT

I imagine the worst mistake you can make as a programming beginner is to start your journey with vibe coding

2025-04-13 01:42:18 GMT

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rekt

2025-04-13 01:32:54 GMT

gm
https://m.primal.net/QNaj.webp

2025-04-12 16:01:30 GMT

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rest boss

2025-04-12 16:00:07 GMT

is this financial advice?
#nevent1q…yjtx

2025-04-12 15:55:57 GMT

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2025-04-12 13:59:31 GMT

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2025-04-12 13:33:31 GMT

the same guy who runs openai and chatgpt also runs the biggest biometrics farming operation in the world that promises a shitcoin airdrop for anyone who scans their eyeballs, targeting mostly poor people in developing countries
you can't make this shit up
#nevent1q…h7r5

2025-04-12 13:27:54 GMT

would you scan your eyeballs for a shitcoin?
https://video.nostr.build/73957bddec680b6716ee91e34fbbe591d64a2792e221d2a1ee6cb1348c7546d4.mp4

2025-04-12 12:44:28 GMT

would you eat ze bugs?
https://image.nostr.build/886a52b64e0c9262bb4ba06445d51422aad13c05f2f48bd80829333b5975308b.jpg

2025-04-12 12:41:12 GMT

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It's beautiful

2025-04-12 05:35:13 GMT

the pharmaceutical industry has psy-op'ed everyone into believing that the world will fall into chaos if we allow sharing of information and ideas

2025-04-12 05:33:31 GMT

science doesn't belong to anyone.

2025-04-12 05:32:58 GMT

open source is the default. hiding your code is the deviant form of expression.

2025-04-12 05:32:11 GMT

boycott all scientific journals that aren't open access

2025-04-12 05:30:46 GMT

we don't need art that needs to be protected by IP law in order to exist

2025-04-12 05:29:37 GMT

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Just fyi using communism and China as a cheap scare words doesn't work for the rest of the world.

2025-04-12 05:28:04 GMT

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Extremely detached take. It's nonsense to believe that art will stop once the state stops protecting IP.

2025-04-12 04:53:16 GMT

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You can just do things

2025-04-12 04:11:58 GMT

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#nevent1q…keuw

2025-04-12 04:10:13 GMT

The rules:
https://image.nostr.build/44e8cfe1f6d5a7fe93f31ed833ca6d899595ee76d190d35fd5547c1171e1efb9.jpg
https://x.com/MushtaqBilalPhD/status/1887905339984449622

2025-04-12 04:03:52 GMT

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I would feel honored

2025-04-12 03:51:22 GMT

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Correct. I open source all my work and I publish all my research as Open Access.

2025-04-12 03:48:19 GMT

Intellectual property is the most retarded concept of human history.

2025-04-12 03:48:08 GMT

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Intellectual property is the most retarded concept of human history.

2025-04-12 03:30:59 GMT

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China is an open source maxi. American AIs steal IP. America doesn't play by its own rules. Rekt.

2025-04-12 03:28:12 GMT

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Check out blitz wallet, it does exactly that.
https://blitz-wallet.com

2025-04-12 03:26:01 GMT

"China doesn’t play by the rules."
Which rules?

2025-04-11 16:28:19 GMT

Cashu mints don’t support Lightning addresses natively. But you can use a personal Lightning address with any Cashu mint.
Why? Ecash is accountless — the mint doesn’t track users. Anyone can run an LNURL server that receives Lightning payments to a Cashu mint on your behalf.
This setup adds a new trust vector: the LNURL server. It can be self-hosted or delegated, but it becomes a necessary intermediary under the current LNURL spec.
In theory, LNURL could integrate core Cashu cryptography to mint ecash spendable only by the recipient’s pubkey. This would reduce trust in the LNURL server itself, making it a minimal forwarding layer rather than an intermediary custodian.

2025-04-11 15:08:49 GMT

Since privacy is now legal again, we're gonna have to ship subversive Bitcoin technology as hard as we can for the next four years.

2025-04-11 13:10:08 GMT

Who here has ever worked with Cashu?
Say hi, shill your project, and let me follow you 🫡

2025-04-11 13:06:26 GMT

I think this one needs no comment
https://image.nostr.build/46a2660e7fc81017ecf1c45cc37e17b6892d4e987473ec21cbe41d5b8dd97026.jpg

2025-04-11 04:44:17 GMT

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Maybe but I'm pretty sure the anon above is just yapping like a bot and hasn't used it

2025-04-11 04:02:22 GMT

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It has no channels, how did you manage to send it money, can you tell us since you're clearly a genius?

2025-04-11 03:42:21 GMT

Whoever is running this mint: it's a bad mint
#nevent1q…xzxv

2025-04-11 03:37:33 GMT

Weekend project idea: vibe code a Cashu wallet into the Signal fork Molly and send around nuts and find out.

2025-04-10 14:08:11 GMT

read this to shit your pants on AI
https://ai-2027.com

2025-04-10 14:01:00 GMT

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lol 🤣

2025-04-09 10:48:30 GMT

Yo #siamstr!

2025-04-08 20:20:08 GMT

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awesome tool!

2025-04-08 17:22:37 GMT

BREAKING: we are so back
https://m.primal.net/QImP.png

2025-04-08 15:37:49 GMT

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Literally

2025-04-08 15:24:25 GMT

The Bitcoin Rust cabal is real.

2025-04-08 11:52:17 GMT

B A S E D A S F U C K
#nevent1q…rejm

2025-04-07 15:03:47 GMT

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I can't see the event unfortunately 😕

2025-04-07 13:36:38 GMT

Aaaaaaaand we're coupled again

2025-04-07 00:33:19 GMT

I screenshotted every post saying we won't ever see sub 80k again

2025-04-06 14:53:28 GMT

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lol give up custody for the climate that's a good one

2025-04-06 11:32:42 GMT

normalize bank runs
https://m.primal.net/QGHe.mp4

2025-04-06 04:27:03 GMT

STARKs and zero-knowledge systems are absolutely mind-bending. Cryptography is the closest thing to magic that we know of.
https://m.primal.net/QFrk.png

2025-04-06 01:52:08 GMT

We've come so far.
Congratulations to the @nprofile…970s team for killing it and the Cashu team for their relentless work on protocol, mints, and libraries that made all this possible! https://image.nostr.build/df2da5e554edc37aec8cbd0bd5ece1968c23f329f9d07d258c5171a80e11f028.jpg

2025-04-06 01:26:32 GMT

incredible work
#nevent1q…xehy

2025-04-05 15:17:02 GMT

Love the nostr panel at @ MIT https://image.nostr.build/93504bf0e2a8a4efd709e5906478ddd52c757c28ed52c3a65dd3c4e07a33ed13.jpg

2025-04-05 04:01:47 GMT

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gm
https://video.nostr.build/b06ea91f85eaeb36a0688832624a8ddad2e06b1057dc443eb9fca2828c0fd349.mp4

2025-04-05 03:44:10 GMT

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More: https://gist.github.com/callebtc/ed5228d1d8cbaade0104db5d1cf63939

2025-04-05 03:38:14 GMT

Automate bank runs 😎 https://image.nostr.build/4348559e4d261a5c56d212e125686d408dc4a2cb568f48f7dba0a3ecebb1e485.jpg

2025-04-05 03:20:05 GMT

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@nprofile…8ayf is too retarded for nostr

2025-04-05 02:59:01 GMT

Love this account. @nprofile…zdp0 is like the only sane person in the asylum.
https://image.nostr.build/03200e1d34766dc341c631b84c1a4a194fa3aa1a8a99b28765f5348fb4013f3b.jpg

2025-04-05 01:57:08 GMT

stolen from @nprofile…estc
https://image.nostr.build/50f8e972fe608707e30d0c6b07abc7bc170318fd35ef906ea090c2f680f15c93.jpg

2025-04-05 01:49:41 GMT

bitcoin: tick tock next block
everything:
https://image.nostr.build/d05e2f30f7526ac1dabdbb518232d0059ad5947097c4e64ffc40be463b991523.jpg

2025-04-05 01:45:09 GMT

relatable
#nevent1q…p680

2025-04-05 01:25:56 GMT

X feels like it's serving you the worst that humanity has to offer right now

2025-04-05 00:15:01 GMT

random nostalgia

2025-04-04 12:37:36 GMT

there is one global
#nevent1q…y698

2025-04-03 21:35:06 GMT

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I'd rather zap somebody here

2025-04-03 21:33:56 GMT

how would you write a woo commerce Cashu plugin? What would it do?

2025-04-03 21:32:40 GMT

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How do you make a woo commerce plugin?

2025-04-03 21:31:24 GMT

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It would be so beautiful. Can we make it happen?

2025-04-03 21:22:16 GMT

gm https://image.nostr.build/10415fa815eb6cf8278ba366716ab12f211e4509cecd060396979c7adadbf88b.jpg

2025-04-03 19:09:20 GMT

turns out "libertarians" don't care about freedom of trade

2025-04-03 19:00:14 GMT

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6MUrF_G7KlM

2025-04-03 08:22:46 GMT

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What does it do?

2025-04-02 17:53:39 GMT

Bitcoin Dev mailing list was just banned by Google
Centralized communication for a decentralized protocol
https://m.primal.net/QCAW.png

2025-04-02 13:15:31 GMT

gm
https://video.nostr.build/343514108ac610f427b29a08fe40ce70fbbdb3ef77cde804cb5d3f0bbfe8dbd4.mp4

2025-04-02 08:25:18 GMT

Woke up April 2nd, branch is still there. https://image.nostr.build/0f92f3dd5f6354018f54b97ce91f56ee0235b342cd62a40079cb6d5098fb8ade.jpg

2025-04-02 08:24:24 GMT

This club
#nevent1q…thk3

2025-04-02 07:56:38 GMT

wake up satoshi https://image.nostr.build/b0a149bcf83327e13b23b1fcd135e8812b74af5b9050fab21046f170152eb1ec.jpg

2025-04-01 17:38:35 GMT

✨ Extremely proud to announce that we'll be implementing fiat Cashu nutzaps for BlueSky!
The board said we can't call it nutzaps though.