The: Daniel⚡️

“Resist much, obey little.” —Walt Whitman ✊

Marketing stuff at PubKey 🗝️ https://pubkey.bar | Nodestrich pleb ♾️ https://nodestrich.com | Nostr since: 767700

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npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx

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Profile Code

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2024-12-06 02:38:19 GMT

Ahahaha, this is fantastic. #note1dfk…nvdr

2024-12-06 02:24:12 GMT

“Like, the bitcoiners…why are they the experts in like, monetary theory, and like, how to do like, better politics…?”
Classic.
https://video.nostr.build/57b716b39158a59f7a01b1b3b38439a4a85c573af86f80fdeb494cdb76a55500.mp4

2024-12-04 22:43:18 GMT

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Tuah!

2024-12-04 13:16:53 GMT

Fixed it.
https://m.primal.net/MnVz.mp4

2024-12-04 12:18:17 GMT

Remember when the Celsius guy was blaming bitcoin maximalists for people losing their money?
Good times.
https://video.nostr.build/f91fc77c2a02a8f47ff7dbf003a2a344a6a9107045ef8fc7ee66106bb9a73737.mp4

2024-12-03 22:05:43 GMT

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You would not be able to receive if the node is offline, since the Lightning network requires a constant connection synced to the highest block.

2024-12-03 16:34:09 GMT

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Seems to be connected to the “Birds Aren’t Real” guy so this should be pretty good.
https://www.axios.com/2024/12/02/enron-energy-crisis-parody

2024-12-03 04:46:50 GMT

Just some random stuff my daughter sketched over Thanksgiving. Yes, the same one who is also learning guitar. The #artstr is strong with this one. https://i.nostr.build/AVcrlv6E0us9Ka7W.jpg https://i.nostr.build/sAy4dTYBNyYssj4p.jpg

2024-12-02 20:46:25 GMT

I’m about to go postal.
https://i.nostr.build/DwWUpeBVGmk6MSzB.jpg

2024-11-30 17:49:41 GMT

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I wonder if @npub1qny…95gx has heard this one.

2024-11-30 02:05:26 GMT

And it’s the only one I’m aware of that accepts bitcoin and only bitcoin. #note13v2…5r2k

2024-11-25 23:39:18 GMT

This is an item you can order for free on the USPS website.
Imagine needing a hundred of these.
https://m.primal.net/MhOy.jpg

2024-11-24 02:59:04 GMT

How the turns have tabled.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/digital-assets/2024/11/21/so-thats-the-beginning-of-bitcoin-then/
https://m.primal.net/MfhU.jpg
https://m.primal.net/MfhV.jpg

2024-11-22 16:39:43 GMT

Oh no…
https://video.nostr.build/3bde2852ddc2c4eed9d838c73cfce8a11fef9e1ff363e142edb800341397d671.mp4

2024-11-22 14:26:07 GMT

We built a community on a brand new protocol during a brutal bear market. When everyone else was depressed, arguing, and fighting, we were memeing and zapping a better world into existence.
Grateful for all you psychos.
GM ☕️ PV 🫂

2024-11-22 12:32:19 GMT

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Many such cases.

2024-11-21 14:24:43 GMT

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Ah, I wonder if that could be streamlined with a button instead of making the user copy/paste.
Also, there seems to be some issues with non-escaped punctuation characters…
https://image.nostr.build/4403b1f18cac6f82317e1a7be183c50253d59b6262b272bbb1434ec047e1d910.gif

2024-11-20 18:23:59 GMT

I know of my plebs here would fall for one of these scams…right?
https://youtu.be/pskUt4ZjM4M

2024-11-20 15:38:59 GMT

The free version of @npub1nxy…avr7 is on the struggle bus today.
https://m.primal.net/McRg.jpg

2024-11-20 12:48:17 GMT

GM ☀️ PV 🤙
Anyone still getting reply bot and airdrop spam, or am I no longer seeing anything because my relays are just that good?

2024-11-18 22:32:18 GMT

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😍😍😍

2024-11-18 02:45:53 GMT

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Never got my Damus 10K Legendary badge that @npub1xts…kk5s promised two years ago.
#note1j3v…6cfv

2024-11-17 19:34:10 GMT

If you only hear one song today, this should be it.
https://youtu.be/forqmom3YuY?si=HlnvVpGiRIm3uFeW

2024-11-17 17:44:25 GMT

Off to a flying start.
https://image.nostr.build/28e30e3dc7bfbf20cb85a78cb6d57e021cc1283dfbe89a1af5cd03457d3e193d.jpg

2024-11-14 16:00:35 GMT

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It’s not our fault if you don’t understand it, newspaper lady.

2024-11-14 04:11:01 GMT

11:11
Not just the current time.
It’s also Moscow Time.

2024-11-13 15:37:33 GMT

Every #zap sent on the day #zaps launched on Damus is now worth over 4 zaps.
GM ☀️ PV 🤙
https://image.nostr.build/1afbbbcc90f362642dfd5fb4d9d7f5762189929701dca0baa5d65d34c3a5d4f0.jpg

2024-11-12 02:29:37 GMT

We are all Satoshi. https://i.nostr.build/goi9Oo36uSxrQEaU.jpg

2024-11-07 02:16:45 GMT

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Yeah, it’s much better than actually having an account and attempting to talk to these numbskulls.

2024-11-07 01:46:54 GMT

Bernie Sanders was always right about the Democratic Party.
https://image.nostr.build/0e77b0edc5127c6e2444565001e82bf1f1e89b22d6f203968d9680682a3bc1b3.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/c1f943d0969658ee0df8875c64d0ec59f1e9220f5e9bc8ada1470da33f4008cf.jpg

2024-11-06 15:45:17 GMT

Historians will study this moment for generations to come.
https://video.nostr.build/0590f2dfeceeb83ef33cf72fe7d6d15e69befe694c5d6ccabaa589b8eb9d3ad0.mp4

2024-11-05 12:46:13 GMT

It took 48 years, but we did it, fam.
GM ☀️ PV 🤙
https://image.nostr.build/cc6e0e77863684d7b0b494f017344d620493c68e2b2cca28c9976de30b711033.jpg

2024-11-05 01:29:26 GMT

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That’s very cute. 🥰

2024-11-05 01:24:40 GMT

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pls no hellthread tonight I have work to do

2024-11-04 03:40:51 GMT

Tell us you have a small child without telling us you have a small child. 😏 #note178j…w2xv

2024-11-04 01:46:57 GMT

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Free on-chain withdrawal is great. I can’t use their Lightning feature but I can buy sats and deposit to my node to open a channel.

2024-11-02 15:16:06 GMT

At $69,420, you can get 69,420 sats for under fifty bucks.
https://image.nostr.build/2581a23d22a37b501cd5794fe3dd8e0ffedb7a3aa78b286480e3621d5446050e.gif

2024-11-02 13:24:18 GMT

Peanut, the world’s most famous Instagram squirrel, has been murdered by the state of New York.
Fuckers. 🥜🐿️🖕
https://video.nostr.build/cccd58d413c44adff587408c460ca0b67fcb744c423e37cf02bf4451e4f8a08d.mp4
https://m.primal.net/LqPW.jpg https://m.primal.net/LqPX.jpg

2024-10-30 15:00:17 GMT

Crossing the street in front of every cop car I see today because GFY.
GM ☀️ PV 🤙
https://image.nostr.build/43085f470721d45d02179026ad19e8866c2f93cb9748c252f9c84677e87ad498.png

2024-10-27 18:09:38 GMT

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The channel fee is once per the lifetime of the channel.

2024-10-27 16:23:42 GMT

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Did you read any of the documentation or guides before jumping right in? When you open an inbound channel you have the option of multiple LSPs and it shows you the price before you commit to the channel open. It clearly says “Buy Channel” and shows the price so it’s not exactly like anything is being hidden from you.
https://image.nostr.build/5d056d8fd25f91e3d2cca69fd94a79ed9de8864eab6ba1d57ed3e8593164e342.png
https://image.nostr.build/d685951107275c6f22b67c6ada5543d6903099048aebcab0b0221c301e094c19.png

2024-10-26 10:57:31 GMT

As users who keep our entire digital lives on a single nsec, this is sobering.
Hopefully most of us have been signing web clients using a browser extension, but for any standalone apps where the only option we have is to paste our key, the best we can do is pray there is no malicious or buggy code that will compromise us.
It’s past time we had a way to fix this, or anyone who thinks this experiment in open source decentralized communication will succeed is fooling themselves. #note1x95…0saj

2024-10-26 00:54:15 GMT

Well, fuck.
https://image.nostr.build/e85db88a87b291b7feaae156e1343b93d951c7bf605f7c2bf7fdb89553388c56.jpg

2024-10-25 23:55:18 GMT

If you’ve never seen this documentary, I highly recommend it to get a window into what it meant to be involved in bitcoin over a decade ago. Most of the material it covers is well before my time, and was really valuable in helping me understand the community that kept it alive. It’s one of the reasons I never gave up when nearly everyone else thought I was crazy.
https://i.nostr.build/6q2P.jpg
https://youtu.be/A06qdTpOYcg?si=MUaGmMdmj82f7F6J

2024-10-23 14:08:44 GMT

I told the @npub1key…lt3h crew all I wanted was steak frites with some candles on it and wow, did they deliver.
https://i.nostr.build/oY3Eftlvc2f2zEfs.jpg

2024-10-23 14:04:55 GMT

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I needed a little extra time this morning, ngl. 🙏

2024-10-23 13:59:36 GMT

Thanks to a bunch of great plebs who came out last night to celebrate my fake birthday with me. It was a lot of fun, and I survived. 🍻
GM ☀️ PV 🤙

2024-10-22 12:38:55 GMT

https://image.nostr.build/d95107d361b0bc862d086ad62c0db5e8ec9a034852f5d158dc9a95a26342b462.jpg #note1a5h…eak3

2024-10-21 13:05:09 GMT

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Have fun, Michael.

2024-10-21 01:38:01 GMT

If it wasn’t for crypto anarchists, you’d be trading stocks with your broker over the telephone during Wall Street business hours.

2024-10-21 01:16:34 GMT

“Hello? Bitcoin tech support? My Saylorbot is malfunctioning.”
https://video.nostr.build/8665cd7a39ce3f5d1ee28cfa801d61fc7085328acc0071458931060c0ebec1f2.mp4

2024-10-20 04:13:38 GMT

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What if we called them “indie wallets.” Everyone knows what indie band is. We’re taking back ownership of money the way musicians took back ownership of music.

2024-10-19 23:26:55 GMT

My pocket just buzzed but my phone was on the table.

2024-10-18 02:07:13 GMT

Testing paste to upload images on Damus.
Also, what’s the deal with blueberries? They’re too big now! 🫐 https://i.nostr.build/nvgf2XW3PGPr19Cr.jpg

2024-10-18 01:24:39 GMT

The new Damus TestFlight version is so fast. Feels like a brand new client. 🙌

2024-10-17 13:05:19 GMT

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Yes because lobbyists work for free… 😂

2024-10-17 12:47:15 GMT

My old friend Mark is coming to visit me at work today, won’t he be in for a surprise… 😆
GM ☀️ PV 🤙 #note10pv…lfc4

2024-10-17 10:41:57 GMT

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Is this a self portrait? 💜
That zebra patten is really messing with my brain! 🦓😂

2024-10-17 03:02:08 GMT

Boosting for visibility. #note1d92…myed

2024-10-16 23:35:24 GMT

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I remember how I used to be inspired by our presidential candidates. Now I’m just depressed. I know I’m not alone.

2024-10-16 01:44:49 GMT

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“Black men, I heard you like weed, and free money. Have I got a plan for you!”
https://image.nostr.build/f59a30085477923ec59ed0abd607b89bbf2c16c1c29a58e7c5c0921ca4a7de83.gif

2024-10-16 01:29:11 GMT

I swear, bitcoin could be $5 million and the minute it dumps to $4,999,000 I’ll be like… “LOL, who are these idiots selling?”

2024-10-16 00:54:31 GMT

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Undelete my Nostr by @npub1x3a…g4el, who incidentally, has left Nostr.
https://github.com/Yonle/undelete-my-nostr

2024-10-15 09:22:21 GMT

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Most people don’t want to learn or even think about channel management. They just want to press a button and receive money without dealing with liquidity.

2024-10-15 01:30:10 GMT

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Sometimes if I’m feeling lucky I’ll play a couple rounds of @npub1v9v…jnm3. Go big or go home, ya know…
https://image.nostr.build/a40f1d709ef36f433852f81951f7ac2a4efd59f41d896afacb6fbb328b1639ce.jpg

2024-10-15 01:26:54 GMT

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I’ve had problems with it, personally. Still not convinced enough to make it a daily driver.

2024-10-15 01:03:20 GMT

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In the fall of 2016, bitcoin was around $600. A year later it was around $6000.
So take that for what it’s worth.

2024-10-15 00:59:34 GMT

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I couldn’t stand Wordpress and all its bloatware. I could never manage to build anything decent on it without paying for third party garbage, might as well have just used Squarespace.

2024-10-15 00:49:20 GMT

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Let us know when you find out more.

2024-10-15 00:00:34 GMT

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It’s got electrolytes!

2024-10-14 23:28:34 GMT

Whenever I’m in the area I always stop in to support a local roaster that partners with furry friend rescuers. ☕️🐕🐈
(And I can’t have enough coffee!)
#coffeechain #dogstr
https://i.nostr.build/UKnZ4NMTroq4Y2TB.jpg

2024-10-14 21:50:54 GMT

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It went down for a bit yesterday, otherwise pretty good as long as you don’t keep too much on it.

2024-10-14 21:23:54 GMT

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Explain these 10,000 transactions for $0.001.

2024-10-14 21:19:37 GMT

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Let me know if it works for you because it stopped earning me sats earlier this year so I haven’t used it in a while.

2024-10-14 14:44:21 GMT

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Marketing.

2024-10-14 14:22:04 GMT

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Along with everyone here, probably.

2024-10-14 14:20:20 GMT

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Please just take care of yourself. Don’t be afraid to ask for help. 🫂💜

2024-10-14 14:16:20 GMT

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Not everyone needs to.

2024-10-14 14:06:43 GMT

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Your channels are on your own node. You would just disconnect the Alby Hub instance and reconnect it. The local version of Hub is basically just a management tool, not a separate node.

2024-10-14 13:57:56 GMT

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Yes, there is no issue with that. Hub uses the existing channels on your node for its liquidity.

2024-10-14 13:55:59 GMT

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@npub1get…0nfm This could become an ad for you guys.

2024-10-14 13:42:53 GMT

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It’s cool because it uses Cashu to store the value until it moves to LN for the settlement.

2024-10-14 04:46:00 GMT

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Does that mean your ecash was automatically converted to sats on LN?

2024-10-14 04:18:58 GMT

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I used to use sMiles too but at some point it stopped working for me. Probably due to my location. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2024-10-14 04:14:10 GMT

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I rarely miss a day.

2024-10-14 04:13:12 GMT

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Who, me…?

2024-10-14 03:57:16 GMT

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You too? We’re #winning!

2024-10-14 03:38:22 GMT

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gn gfy lmao gtfo

2024-10-14 03:22:29 GMT

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RIP 💀🪦 @npub1qqv…cn3w

2024-10-14 03:06:16 GMT

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https://image.nostr.build/3a7cf833f16b701de43b2f385152766769d03dac8ce70f8ad34400ab1f6f7d5d.gif

2024-10-14 01:06:33 GMT

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First I can’t see the Aurora Borealis, now I can’t see Comet Tsuchinshan-ATLAS. 😤

2024-10-14 00:55:43 GMT

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Leaning B but “ecash” is already a confusing name because it means different things to different people.
Definitely not “eCash” because that’s been co-opted by the shitcoiners. https://image.nostr.build/eab522bbc3156af08129fbb119c78f93cc62d96a0327dc377306a9cf692f98fd.png

2024-10-13 21:37:33 GMT

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Something in the air today. 🪰🐝
#note1kxs…7p64

2024-10-13 20:26:21 GMT

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It went offline while I was trying to demo it for someone, so maybe it was just bad timing. I think it’s fair to have concerns, simply because of what has happened before with other wallets, where I and many others have lost money. If there were a self-custody recovery option it might be a different story.

2024-10-13 16:48:24 GMT

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🎵💃🪩🕺🏻🐝🎶