Nostr notes by Kaia

you might have heard of the German minced raw pork hedgehog, but ...

2026-10-23T17:36:06Z

you might have heard of the German minced raw pork hedgehog, but have you heard of the sausage horse?

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2026-10-21T06:40:15Z

girls are cute, but kinda stupid (white men's burden)

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2026-10-20T21:21:43Z

most dangerous kind of woman ...

2026-10-20T14:56:19Z

most dangerous kind of woman

psych ward room ...

2026-10-20T14:15:18Z

psych ward room

the advantage of Mormonism, like Catholicism, is the direct link ...

2026-10-20T09:26:33Z

the advantage of Mormonism, like Catholicism, is the direct link to God who can make doctrinal changes, like the 1987 Mormon change of allowing black people.

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2026-10-19T21:57:25Z

> In Oregon, a person must be 18 to buy rifles and shotg*ns ...

2026-10-18T21:13:41Z

> In Oregon, a person must be 18 to buy rifles and shotg*ns and 21 to purchase a handg*n. Those under 18 can possess non-handg*n weapons with parental consent. It’s unclear if Griffin had consent to use the weapon.

why do news articles start censoring words? :huhcat: we live in such a dystopia

since we had this discussion in the morning: in the US you learn ...

2026-10-17T21:06:19Z

since we had this discussion in the morning: in the US you learn where China is in university with an AI map

shondo cute nails ...

2026-10-17T19:19:09Z

shondo cute nails

should I use AVIF or WebP for big PNG compression? I think some ...

2026-10-17T13:25:48Z

should I use AVIF or WebP for big PNG compression? I think some people on fedi dislike it? could you explain why? thanks!

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2026-10-17T12:57:03Z

i wasn't aware that Broadcom /:VMWare was this evil :sadge:

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2026-10-17T12:53:52Z

mute thread button my beloved

male friend received message from ex for first time in two years ...

2026-10-17T10:06:56Z

male friend received message from ex for first time in two years about how he was. naturally she broke up with bf recently :Sheew:

@kolya our decoy safe even has a convenient handle for the ...

2026-10-17T09:35:47Z

@kolya our decoy safe even has a convenient handle for the criminal to use :shrugz:

Palm Pilot Professional in clear case from 1997 ...

2026-10-17T09:04:49Z

Palm Pilot Professional in clear case from 1997

how you know you're not the protagonist ...

2026-10-17T09:02:22Z

how you know you're not the protagonist

@lain in full agreement. I didn't attend much public school, ...

2026-10-17T09:00:47Z

@lain in full agreement. I didn't attend much public school, but compared to the funny alternative schools I attended, public school taught me nothing or was a net negative.

police explained to us that night stands and bed are the worst ...

2026-10-17T08:56:55Z

police explained to us that night stands and bed are the worst place to store valuables since criminals will go for that first. so not sure about this one

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2026-10-17T08:51:22Z

i told husband I want a laindesertcat and he said emphatically no ...

2026-10-17T08:37:47Z

i told husband I want a laindesertcat and he said emphatically no :sadMa:

either less people study at uni going forward or we need to ...

2026-10-17T08:35:57Z

either less people study at uni going forward or we need to invent a better tier of education. it cant be that over 50% reach university degree.

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2026-10-16T21:49:03Z

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2026-10-16T20:00:48Z

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2026-10-16T13:48:25Z

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2026-10-16T11:08:52Z

MSRF commander Mi Tala Nyan ...

2026-10-15T15:32:34Z

MSRF commander Mi Tala Nyan

after the AI crash I'll buy this for hopefully much cheaper ...

2026-10-15T13:37:10Z

after the AI crash I'll buy this for hopefully much cheaper :ina_nod:

shooting iMac is not a good way of destroying data :Sheew: ...

2026-10-15T13:30:52Z

shooting iMac is not a good way of destroying data :Sheew:

@lain did they make them illegal? isn't it more of an ...

2026-10-15T13:28:36Z

@lain did they make them illegal? isn't it more of an industry conspiracy for people to be contented with less? :sadMa:

website design teams getting replaced with AI is no loss for me. ...

2026-10-15T12:22:00Z

website design teams getting replaced with AI is no loss for me. before the switch most websites already were shit. just framework templates, all looked the same, very low informational density and high user annoyance.

my dad has an old stable on his property next to the street. ...

2026-10-15T12:12:35Z

my dad has an old stable on his property next to the street. rebuilding it according to German monument protection laws would cost around 2 million EUR instead of pulling it down and rebuilding it for 250k EUR. so he has to wait until it's completely unsafe to rebuild. then he can pull it down and re-build for 250k. will take a few more decades, maybe task for the next generation.

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2026-10-15T09:27:23Z

:Think:

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2026-10-15T01:00:37Z

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2026-10-15T00:46:49Z

I managed 20 seconds into Chainsmoking Cat before disliking it ...

2026-10-14T21:45:05Z

I managed 20 seconds into Chainsmoking Cat before disliking it and stopping

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2026-10-14T21:32:38Z

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2026-10-14T19:12:41Z

:0010:

Abdulrahman Alfozan, 35, a national of the Kingdom of Saudi ...

2026-10-14T19:01:20Z

Abdulrahman Alfozan, 35, a national of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, was arrested after trying to bug his employer OpenAI's executive board room.

If convicted, Alfozan faces a maximum penalty of 5 years in prison and a $250,000 fine, followed by 3 years of supervised release.

via US Department of Justice

shopping in Germany becomes unaffordable for many :airisigh: ...

2026-10-14T18:37:11Z

shopping in Germany becomes unaffordable for many :airisigh:

mini bottle on the go ...

2026-10-14T11:57:27Z

mini bottle on the go

cycling on the MTB path there was an old man peeing and seeing ...

2026-10-14T10:51:22Z

cycling on the MTB path there was an old man peeing and seeing me, he stopped and drew his pants up. i wanted to shout "please proceed! don't mind me!" but doubt it would have helped. now he probably has wet undies.

Prince Johannes of Thurn and Taxis said he prefer funerals to ...

2026-10-13T21:27:10Z

Prince Johannes of Thurn and Taxis said he prefer funerals to weddings because he meets a better sort of person.

everyone on fedi can speak german, but does not want to desecrate ...

2026-10-13T20:32:06Z

everyone on fedi can speak german, but does not want to desecrate it by such profane use

barter, sea shells, spear hunting, burrows ...

2026-10-13T19:28:41Z

barter, sea shells, spear hunting, burrows

solution to sensitive men's problems :Sheew: ...

2026-10-13T07:14:26Z

solution to sensitive men's problems :Sheew:

fake but funny ...

2026-10-12T13:02:12Z

fake but funny

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2026-10-12T12:21:38Z

This is a gentle reminder that you have not completed your ...

2026-10-12T11:44:37Z

This is a gentle reminder that you have not completed your TootDay Performance Evaluation 2026.
Please collect your highest scoring posts, add their repeat and favorite counts and put them into the TootDay2026-PerformanceReview.xlsx document by October 15th at the latest!

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2026-10-12T10:56:50Z

i hope Adobe is fucked now :smile:

what kind of sensors would report this? :Think: ...

2026-10-11T15:04:40Z

what kind of sensors would report this? :Think:

for the past few week I use it now. it tracks sleep, heart rate, ...

2026-10-11T14:32:43Z

for the past few week I use it now. it tracks sleep, heart rate, blood oxygen, physical activity, steps. can track workouts and if you go all in with AI features, it will recommend workouts and track progress.

is it worth it? kinda? it's a small motivator. but the AI features are no real benefit. you could track more, like weight or caloric intake, but you have to photograph food and measure manually. that's stuff I don't wanna hassle with.

battery lasts several days, it's unobtrusive, small. it's very cheap.

I won't buy the 100 eurobucks AI subscription after the trial. then the AI chat assistant will be unavailable.

overall I'd say it's not worth getting.

lain was right: we're living in a milk or be milked world ...

2026-10-11T12:18:32Z

lain was right: we're living in a milk or be milked world :airisigh:

years of cute emoji blasted into the cosmos :FernWoah: ...

2026-10-11T08:15:17Z

years of cute emoji blasted into the cosmos :FernWoah:

uninstalling GIMP :Sheew: ...

2026-10-10T20:55:55Z

uninstalling GIMP :Sheew:

I never thought leopards would eat MY face ...

2026-10-10T19:02:19Z

I never thought leopards would eat MY face

Ukraine committed the war crime of destroying 2700 Nvidia GPUs in ...

2026-10-10T16:58:44Z

Ukraine committed the war crime of destroying 2700 Nvidia GPUs in their strike on Yandex :Sheew:

things Protestantism caused: - Loss of Apostolic Succession - ...

2026-10-10T15:05:50Z

things Protestantism caused:
- Loss of Apostolic Succession
- Endless Splintering
- Cannibalism
- United States -> Donald Trump

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2026-10-10T11:40:16Z

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2026-10-09T15:42:27Z

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2026-10-09T15:34:46Z

Fidel Castro in a Polish miner's uniform, Katowice 1972. He ...

2026-10-09T15:31:46Z

Fidel Castro in a Polish miner's uniform, Katowice 1972. He was also awarded the title of Honorary Miner of the People's Poland.

new mayor of Queropalca, Peru ...

2026-10-09T15:21:52Z

new mayor of Queropalca, Peru

charity scammer ...

2026-10-09T12:36:31Z

charity scammer

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2026-10-09T12:22:49Z

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2026-10-09T00:53:52Z

I made a Typst document, sent it as PDF to someone for review and ...

2026-10-08T20:45:32Z

I made a Typst document, sent it as PDF to someone for review and they used Microsoft Word or whatever to edit the nicely formatted PDF, changing sentences and paragraphs and sent it back without telling me what they changed. now I have to manually go through 32 pages of their changes and incorporate into Typst since AI sucks at that.

I'm livid, I will never ever work with them again.

probably best new feature in lain's PleroFE ricing :happyday: ...

2026-10-06T20:18:17Z

probably best new feature in lain's PleroFE ricing :happyday:

Captain Archer did what??? ...

2026-10-06T19:28:01Z

Captain Archer did what???

I heard "I explain you" several times from native ...

2026-10-06T19:23:09Z

I heard "I explain you" several times from native speakers. maybe they'll claim back the superior Germanic forms after all

name your kid sth to search-optimize on Google, like we did our ...

2026-10-06T15:08:01Z

name your kid sth to search-optimize on Google, like we did our son Burnhard

@lain she falls in love for the instructor and can wow him with ...

2026-10-06T14:49:02Z

@lain she falls in love for the instructor and can wow him with her skills

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2026-10-06T13:06:44Z

ungesichert rechtsextrem - die Berufsgenossenschaft wird aktiv

until 2035 every other German job in manufacturing will be made ...

2026-10-06T13:00:21Z

until 2035 every other German job in manufacturing will be made redundant

Jesus looks on ...

2026-10-06T12:10:53Z

Jesus looks on

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2026-10-06T11:38:18Z

made ratatouille - delicious :happyday:

@mametsuko but I wanna hear Mame speak it. JP girls speaking ...

2026-10-06T11:37:03Z

@mametsuko but I wanna hear Mame speak it. JP girls speaking German is so cute. I'm sure speaking NL is even cuter :a2bcute:

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2026-10-06T11:33:06Z

@mametsuko hallo mame! magst du niederländisch?

to the father cycling with his teenage boy on the highway, father ...

2026-10-06T11:13:29Z

to the father cycling with his teenage boy on the highway, father and son in black outfits on black bikes: please be retarded somewhere else.

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2026-10-06T09:48:06Z

@lain a girl can dream

@lain > French President Emmanuel Macron has not named a ...

2026-10-06T09:28:47Z

@lain
> French President Emmanuel Macron has not named a single "favorite" manga artist, but he has publicly expressed a strong fondness for Eiichiro Oda (creator of One Piece) and Akira Toriyama (creator of Dragon Ball).

:shrug_yui:

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2026-10-06T07:22:59Z

holesome :ina_nod: ...

2026-10-05T22:21:56Z

holesome :ina_nod:

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2026-10-05T22:18:53Z

i wish all rightoid memes were wholesome malfoid ones

Pleroma if it was SAP: To upgrade to Pleroma 2.11, you'll ...

2026-10-05T14:18:15Z

Pleroma if it was SAP: To upgrade to Pleroma 2.11, you'll have to pay $1000. If you don't upgrade, we will sue you for $10,000!

three kind of corporate tech jobs: 1.) so many Teams calls, you ...

2026-10-05T12:25:17Z

three kind of corporate tech jobs:
1.) so many Teams calls, you barely manage to work
2.) so many diverse responsibilities, you barely manage to work
3.) you barely manage to work

Clio agrees it would make the relationship better ...

2026-10-05T12:14:04Z

Clio agrees it would make the relationship better

i haven't seen a F1nn5ter video in ages. why did she start to ...

2026-10-05T12:02:52Z

i haven't seen a F1nn5ter video in ages. why did she start to speak like an aggressively homosexual man?

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2026-10-05T11:27:24Z

white-adjacent social media instance

in the future your GPU serial number is linked to your name in ...

2026-10-05T07:08:37Z

in the future your GPU serial number is linked to your name in case you use a local LLM to generate sth illegal

future of girlfriends ...

2026-10-05T07:03:26Z

future of girlfriends

US to implement liters finally, since fuel stations per gallon ...

2026-10-05T06:57:49Z

US to implement liters finally, since fuel stations per gallon reached the maximum displayable 9.99

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2026-10-05T05:38:42Z

girls who grew up with horses know how important grooming is and ...

2026-10-05T05:25:12Z

girls who grew up with horses know how important grooming is and that sheath cleaning is medical necessity

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2026-10-04T18:14:36Z

@lain

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2026-10-04T10:43:46Z

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2026-10-04T10:39:52Z

I tried Meta's Animated Drawings feature ...

2026-10-03T19:44:31Z

I tried Meta's Animated Drawings feature

someone on Reddit was gifted this amazing cabinet and asks ...

2026-10-03T17:22:30Z

someone on Reddit was gifted this amazing cabinet and asks whether they can paint it :aaaaaa:

German police drone ...

2026-10-03T17:02:08Z

German police drone