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  <title>Nostr notes by Arturo, a random oyster</title>
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      <title type="html">It&amp;#39;s like a window into my soul!!</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdwncvh38hh66rae6mlgnjx064ujr5s6s5jy52fzu42xs4zgwfs9gl3ckaa&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ckaa&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It&amp;#39;s like a window into my soul!!
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    <updated>2026-01-21T02:17:02Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">No sanitary towel... Would an ABD pad work?</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspz2h0h45j97a5d34kevqfwnlzuav6cg0m8pl4tcyyqd5vuh7rrncc8hmk8&#39;&gt;nevent1q…hmk8&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;No sanitary towel... Would an ABD pad work?
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    <updated>2026-01-16T03:47:43Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf308qtmx09aej4jfkrtrgwl3kts372fd243lj9cs97h6fdleyyzczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zwccrt0</id>
    
      <title type="html">Something called javvy has shown up in my break room. It&amp;#39;s ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf308qtmx09aej4jfkrtrgwl3kts372fd243lj9cs97h6fdleyyzczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zwccrt0" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsyr0egyn3qdyq259dcdq8ey04zk79fjq7uj3ph72hlqylctrqrttqvg2qlr&#39;&gt;nevent1q…2qlr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Something called javvy has shown up in my break room.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It&amp;#39;s like a scene from Futurama, &amp;#34;caffeinated bacon, baconated coffee&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Madness.
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    <updated>2026-01-15T13:23:54Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdum88wsgytxpp9le0r8vhfj93llt2jhuf2n40dsumyynr4zlxz4czyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zuq5wp8</id>
    
      <title type="html">That&amp;#39;s beautiful ❤️</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsx7aqpepx2hnm80zly0p087f953upkla3mcf0aaeyhdx62nn6rcnqae3gg3&#39;&gt;nevent1q…3gg3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;That&amp;#39;s beautiful ❤️
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    <updated>2026-01-11T16:18:07Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqswnjja0r8fhwqjz220nhat28we8aryj3yj7yjaqkl60gdkeeswgrgzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zf54l6x</id>
    
      <title type="html">Yep. Beer and pizza were the cure...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqswnjja0r8fhwqjz220nhat28we8aryj3yj7yjaqkl60gdkeeswgrgzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zf54l6x" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsglmhxakmx5xa6vumznyg23cwaf9kdm7n8sprm0x4kemk38lnsrfgyn2jlz&#39;&gt;nevent1q…2jlz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Yep.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Beer and pizza were the cure...
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    <updated>2026-01-10T02:16:45Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfjkqv49tcm3mz9f3ag73v0jn35l6326n9u37tm8lvcxxls0n6cqczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zn0ax7y</id>
    
      <title type="html">Any country would be insane to trust the US.</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqstnp07kaca3ayzatv5jmdlk695uptd9ekfc46judrnrn3xdhl7txcv8qmgx&#39;&gt;nevent1q…qmgx&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Any country would be insane to trust the US.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-10T02:15:59Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsglmhxakmx5xa6vumznyg23cwaf9kdm7n8sprm0x4kemk38lnsrfgzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zxmttfs</id>
    
      <title type="html">Oh, well. Mr. Grump has procured beer and pizza, so the rage is ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvj0fhy6wdyznwqrfmqxl0yptls7vmpfdnjvdeft3l27g6yedy0ws8v630s&#39;&gt;nevent1q…630s&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh, well.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Mr. Grump has procured beer and pizza, so the rage is partially receding.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Partially.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-10T01:24:13Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs99fkq0llruxwpf4c7g2e5xashu3nsggke28phcwe6xud67f33wkczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z373luk</id>
    
      <title type="html">I have little else to realistically hope for.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs99fkq0llruxwpf4c7g2e5xashu3nsggke28phcwe6xud67f33wkczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z373luk" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspe08wsz6u364e45umqusmwenmllmfkar52fr4y02946g9pk8j0uckjm9ed&#39;&gt;nevent1q…m9ed&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I have little else to realistically hope for.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-10T01:22:56Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvj0fhy6wdyznwqrfmqxl0yptls7vmpfdnjvdeft3l27g6yedy0wszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z5rpk5n</id>
    
      <title type="html">Oh, dear. Perhaps rage and alcohol are a bad combination...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvj0fhy6wdyznwqrfmqxl0yptls7vmpfdnjvdeft3l27g6yedy0wszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z5rpk5n" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsd9lu8h98jgwl87nd8etaupsy6cfhea9ssg34sm2yhg07d77qsp7cafq8rt&#39;&gt;nevent1q…q8rt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh, dear.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Perhaps rage and alcohol are a bad combination...
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    <updated>2026-01-10T01:21:58Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2kpafxark9eh9crnwk2xuc7f394x6vk5dcyg9knmdfqtl5uxx87szyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z5c7dck</id>
    
      <title type="html">One can only hope. About the falling apart, I mean.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2kpafxark9eh9crnwk2xuc7f394x6vk5dcyg9knmdfqtl5uxx87szyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z5c7dck" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsp7ny66y5t5taaac76vwwsl8d6uylkezarvcnswam6jp9mhmddpggzwzkyt&#39;&gt;nevent1q…zkyt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;One can only hope.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;About the falling apart, I mean.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-10T01:20:53Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8j9rsr450f4u2xe73lda35rjgpnpax8rmav6fw0gnqk0kq2d7vygzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zs75cp9</id>
    
      <title type="html">Think about how many empires were born from chaos.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8j9rsr450f4u2xe73lda35rjgpnpax8rmav6fw0gnqk0kq2d7vygzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zs75cp9" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgnv0xqkwngtevemnsu0tnepsqlcyvu4t7ax8t9vuxd6tfhpjhagct2hw0v&#39;&gt;nevent1q…hw0v&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Think about how many empires were born from chaos.
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    <updated>2026-01-10T01:17:05Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd9lu8h98jgwl87nd8etaupsy6cfhea9ssg34sm2yhg07d77qsp7czyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z7mkkaa</id>
    
      <title type="html">All y&amp;#39;all are out here thinking hospitals are safe. Just... ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd9lu8h98jgwl87nd8etaupsy6cfhea9ssg34sm2yhg07d77qsp7czyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z7mkkaa" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspw38kphnadp2c6rx3753q0zx89g7w2ufzfz23m3a240n0hgulpxsj7wp4t&#39;&gt;nevent1q…wp4t&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;All y&amp;#39;all are out here thinking hospitals are safe. Just...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Fuck, no.
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    <updated>2026-01-10T01:12:46Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqspw38kphnadp2c6rx3753q0zx89g7w2ufzfz23m3a240n0hgulpxszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zh55vau</id>
    
      <title type="html">Hey, boss. What&amp;#39;s the regime&amp;#39;s official policy on the ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqspw38kphnadp2c6rx3753q0zx89g7w2ufzfz23m3a240n0hgulpxszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zh55vau" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgt2m4jnvfssupk633vfw2uj4sgazty0vx4ueq7ll2ut8x8mdvuasslaln6&#39;&gt;nevent1q…aln6&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Hey, boss. What&amp;#39;s the regime&amp;#39;s official policy on the creative requisitioning of occupational therapy equipment? Asking for a friend...
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    <updated>2026-01-10T01:09:38Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgt2m4jnvfssupk633vfw2uj4sgazty0vx4ueq7ll2ut8x8mdvuaszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zd4me29</id>
    
      <title type="html">On the bright side, I stole a cane for a patient today. I think ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgt2m4jnvfssupk633vfw2uj4sgazty0vx4ueq7ll2ut8x8mdvuaszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zd4me29" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqszzrzn78enpvwcn3kj4hsg5avxvrxh2mp3s7r7ma4xlemkznyj0ygu43eqc&#39;&gt;nevent1q…3eqc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;On the bright side, I stole a cane for a patient today. I think it was the right thing to do.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#FuckBureaucracy
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    <updated>2026-01-10T01:07:52Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszzrzn78enpvwcn3kj4hsg5avxvrxh2mp3s7r7ma4xlemkznyj0ygzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7znpulvz</id>
    
      <title type="html">Don&amp;#39;t mind me, I&amp;#39;m just over here, rage drinking. Might ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszzrzn78enpvwcn3kj4hsg5avxvrxh2mp3s7r7ma4xlemkznyj0ygzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7znpulvz" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgchlwj7xw3zzepnd70avpl584n8f779xr926vm0krxyc6yus5xygldeeyh&#39;&gt;nevent1q…eeyh&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Don&amp;#39;t mind me, I&amp;#39;m just over here, rage drinking.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Might eat a pack of Oreos later. Idk.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-10T01:06:39Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgchlwj7xw3zzepnd70avpl584n8f779xr926vm0krxyc6yus5xygzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zcvzfqf</id>
    
      <title type="html">Fucking incompetent cutter should have his fucking scalpel ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgchlwj7xw3zzepnd70avpl584n8f779xr926vm0krxyc6yus5xygzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zcvzfqf" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsfer90wa625ep7gpk9rdmfnswehzafx05h49430d5ksflf0qr7mecgdsrde&#39;&gt;nevent1q…srde&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Fucking incompetent cutter should have his fucking scalpel confiscated.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-10T01:05:55Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfer90wa625ep7gpk9rdmfnswehzafx05h49430d5ksflf0qr7meczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zv669tc</id>
    
      <title type="html">Not all surgeons. But always a surgeon.</title>
    
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      Not all surgeons.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;But always a surgeon.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-10T01:05:10Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy8rwpu73yzdut6zs2zy5e208w850cf2w4uf7ps4qj4cr23z8qmhqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7ze8r5w7</id>
    
      <title type="html">I really like the sky, though. It feels like a winter sky.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy8rwpu73yzdut6zs2zy5e208w850cf2w4uf7ps4qj4cr23z8qmhqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7ze8r5w7" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9w95ml0zzgp89eq9ma39zz5lpgw2svyq0fudxhmmevn43jwaxf7qndft32&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ft32&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I really like the sky, though. It feels like a winter sky.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-03T16:36:00Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfr83elkn7cdz2qjzymtvsu0sv7zp75w2cwe80ajmx4rf9tm5r2hgzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z9emhfn</id>
    
      <title type="html">It was less horrible than I feared🥳</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfr83elkn7cdz2qjzymtvsu0sv7zp75w2cwe80ajmx4rf9tm5r2hgzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z9emhfn" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqpvewk2xjpgkj6yl37hxmd7n8c2un9mtp9w629wcxw4yhadd6g0scmedvd&#39;&gt;nevent1q…edvd&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It was less horrible than I feared🥳
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-31T01:45:11Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvv2lh3nccduwtweufuvd8hkh9qdng84trf2yafvlz7kqw2ex0mugzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zj4dk74</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsvv2lh3nccduwtweufuvd8hkh9qdng84trf2yafvlz7kqw2ex0mugzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zj4dk74</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvv2lh3nccduwtweufuvd8hkh9qdng84trf2yafvlz7kqw2ex0mugzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zj4dk74" />
    <content type="html">
      Well. I hope you all have a better day than I expect to.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-30T13:26:43Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw7kcqrez96sv7ce8rk63c5s6gr97yq4v5srhfx7uv6ps7lfya2uqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zpe2tuq</id>
    
      <title type="html">Dance of the sky hens!!</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw7kcqrez96sv7ce8rk63c5s6gr97yq4v5srhfx7uv6ps7lfya2uqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zpe2tuq" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs23n2sy5s22fzceeqhm6ta7xye4u05z7kq6rw6fzt46zyw57pwt0c0phqdn&#39;&gt;nevent1q…hqdn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Dance of the sky hens!!
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-29T13:19:37Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs86uu2hkgv68kk0uhf0wksry2fj5f84p7083e40texnnhueg90wuszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z2nhdc4</id>
    
      <title type="html">That is a brilliant life hack! Wouldn&amp;#39;t work with mine, ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs86uu2hkgv68kk0uhf0wksry2fj5f84p7083e40texnnhueg90wuszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z2nhdc4" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsftr2lz2v3pgr3fjv68uc4e66zcm7hpge26j5wdkq7flm43clqlcqqj4ul3&#39;&gt;nevent1q…4ul3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;That is a brilliant life hack!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Wouldn&amp;#39;t work with mine, though; Slinker is greedy and screams for food whenever a human enters the kitchen.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-25T13:35:23Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw9s0pcu3gunfx40ntvwf7w6xtrssxtwfydvycxj8tgfaawjez6gszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7ztt5pdu</id>
    
      <title type="html">Gorgeous!</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw9s0pcu3gunfx40ntvwf7w6xtrssxtwfydvycxj8tgfaawjez6gszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7ztt5pdu" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdzsfa8da0zs8m9996c27vhk4g8u0lzu96whu3gf2znj95lhx8ldczc6kdt&#39;&gt;nevent1q…6kdt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Gorgeous!
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-23T06:18:01Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv7dkr7azn5549e03xr3tnj68xq884wwljclx868my906guaa2lsczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z9vqsxc</id>
    
      <title type="html">I mean, there&amp;#39;s no demon in it, but it is pretty.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv7dkr7azn5549e03xr3tnj68xq884wwljclx868my906guaa2lsczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z9vqsxc" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspq4hurw3emu8x4h6v2nsupegu4hy8gsp49ptzm6fycl02dycfygswkc4vh&#39;&gt;nevent1q…c4vh&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I mean, there&amp;#39;s no demon in it, but it is pretty.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-21T04:42:42Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqnf0pg6e3zqujjl4yv7frpsf6v5psm4xvstrkhcv7jlh7ck350tszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zzwy3ev</id>
    
      <title type="html">It looks like a handmade sleeping bag without a zipper. Looks ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqnf0pg6e3zqujjl4yv7frpsf6v5psm4xvstrkhcv7jlh7ck350tszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zzwy3ev" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqsj0szv6lf8t224u7xmxg0pwefqclar3sadnqt6l7jy48susn8mg4h6l0l&#39;&gt;nevent1q…6l0l&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It looks like a handmade sleeping bag without a zipper. Looks cozy and all, but a bit claustrophobic
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-20T13:19:15Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrpua9guuf34z7528edlqdhs8pny3hgv6ehlmtqwp5tc50s4tcefqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zpw47yu</id>
    
      <title type="html">Well... I didn&amp;#39;t collapse at work?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrpua9guuf34z7528edlqdhs8pny3hgv6ehlmtqwp5tc50s4tcefqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zpw47yu" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvy942zx904rf90z8k2enxje2zese857lvjygln83f76q904gggsqh5h9qk&#39;&gt;nevent1q…h9qk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Well...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I didn&amp;#39;t collapse at work?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-17T11:47:02Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8u2450ut9ff9yavvn9jhmd78jxmjuaykl5vlws5j90pc550f88zczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z3f3xu6</id>
    
      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;m back at work...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8u2450ut9ff9yavvn9jhmd78jxmjuaykl5vlws5j90pc550f88zczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z3f3xu6" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs847fl5flju206ss834u6p93dpc243gaz5jpccxjtsr4f3l5ajzxcvd2fnp&#39;&gt;nevent1q…2fnp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;m back at work...
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-17T11:42:34Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2kktq82xak5na9a9yse0nkxdlhmp3wu5a9n20hvmkft59zdcrtjqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zdx607f</id>
    
      <title type="html">Ahmed Al Ahmed doesn&amp;#39;t approve of this.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2kktq82xak5na9a9yse0nkxdlhmp3wu5a9n20hvmkft59zdcrtjqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zdx607f" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdgr037y5dt3jsdmln0n6l9xv5swzundlg4kwm8m7z266anjw8neqt0n3xp&#39;&gt;nevent1q…n3xp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Ahmed Al Ahmed doesn&amp;#39;t approve of this.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-16T03:55:51Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxs8ehp207ucas89a2k33huuuwctv4uzf865tk9ehce5tjtx06g9szyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zlmq9xy</id>
    
      <title type="html">Drinking whiskey and eating baked beans for dinner. Should be an ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxs8ehp207ucas89a2k33huuuwctv4uzf865tk9ehce5tjtx06g9szyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zlmq9xy" />
    <content type="html">
      Drinking whiskey and eating baked beans for dinner.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Should be an interesting night...
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-16T01:08:22Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsga45ts04usmzvwrmdk07prhngdwkc0ejkleyn28rrcyfugkzt4wszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zq3teky</id>
    
      <title type="html">Polysporine is helpful with cat scratches.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsga45ts04usmzvwrmdk07prhngdwkc0ejkleyn28rrcyfugkzt4wszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zq3teky" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrzjaj8jf7p5j4lnkz8uk2j8gafhyuv858c9thh4mp0myphaspukg2h5g9l&#39;&gt;nevent1q…5g9l&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Polysporine is helpful with cat scratches.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-05T13:19:54Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvrgz694zexzwttwce509c7pnnah0z8l7sksl54859cep2pnr6xpczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zdtm5yl</id>
    
      <title type="html">I like these.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvrgz694zexzwttwce509c7pnnah0z8l7sksl54859cep2pnr6xpczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zdtm5yl" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqnvjke3vzc79avcas7huxma00w34fm23z8cjma9y9kw604f93fdsrqkzzs&#39;&gt;nevent1q…kzzs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I like these.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-05T13:18:11Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrm0mqlsgx7h5tylh9uqqz5k23ntr02fzve4sqezqccgrxyzgewyqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z4m568w</id>
    
      <title type="html">Relatable</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrm0mqlsgx7h5tylh9uqqz5k23ntr02fzve4sqezqccgrxyzgewyqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z4m568w" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspgzhhq8r490t4s7q0kdunryeq8pk8nqeuv5flpdpfp2nvesss0ecy77ftt&#39;&gt;nevent1q…7ftt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Relatable
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-28T13:26:20Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2n0zwyludlttn278anhrfgxghdz7s5z43psv2yvvw0cyw8hk6h5czyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z8wzp4n</id>
    
      <title type="html">32? Riiiiight...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2n0zwyludlttn278anhrfgxghdz7s5z43psv2yvvw0cyw8hk6h5czyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z8wzp4n" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsq3sns0xmuk06a2fyxd60zjumjqxzgka5k7pxw0rfd2qtxpezydkc7fevpq&#39;&gt;nevent1q…evpq&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;32? Riiiiight...
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-25T17:55:41Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy3e2rd0k50jln6mqw3qkj38m0pm883tzkglx4k6ws7mzkqawtgmszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zkd6j5l</id>
    
      <title type="html">I did get up, briefly, to turn the furnace and the kettle on. He ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy3e2rd0k50jln6mqw3qkj38m0pm883tzkglx4k6ws7mzkqawtgmszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zkd6j5l" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqv0840cz3cuuuwl565y5rjvx8pgel9cac69s8gxmafgxk7cu6gzctuxll5&#39;&gt;nevent1q…xll5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I did get up, briefly, to turn the furnace and the kettle on. He tackled me when I got back.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-25T13:41:39Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrva2qryhlu7wf0xqkangrfaeccynaxfppfakvm5tjkm0uxwgu0zgzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zvdfrcm</id>
    
      <title type="html">Can&amp;#39;t right now. There&amp;#39;s a cat on me.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrva2qryhlu7wf0xqkangrfaeccynaxfppfakvm5tjkm0uxwgu0zgzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zvdfrcm" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsw925ne6w4xy76h2wnyfe868ker8tdj6p09msx04s6j2ukecf7m9qncxvn3&#39;&gt;nevent1q…xvn3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Can&amp;#39;t right now. There&amp;#39;s a cat on me.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-25T13:39:21Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqspwkkrgwu5s4xzm4vkhd70y7rrk64jh089gf65cyw8v90qpsxzwlqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7ztt4vrq</id>
    
      <title type="html">I can&amp;#39;t seem to shake it. I&amp;#39;m feeling a bit better than ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqspwkkrgwu5s4xzm4vkhd70y7rrk64jh089gf65cyw8v90qpsxzwlqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7ztt4vrq" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqswzdu3vjpsh67p2alyq2zf48k50w7598l8uklqql9l43ay3jcfydctwsnm9&#39;&gt;nevent1q…snm9&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I can&amp;#39;t seem to shake it. I&amp;#39;m feeling a bit better than yesterday, but I haven&amp;#39;t actually gotten out of bed, yet...
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-25T13:36:42Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2fewffdxnu22d5fu3th7qjnz2m8m44mncfnl0u9afjy5s4ca6m0qzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z9a9gge</id>
    
      <title type="html">Not so great. But, thanks for asking.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2fewffdxnu22d5fu3th7qjnz2m8m44mncfnl0u9afjy5s4ca6m0qzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z9a9gge" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2twvztzzhkv8uljj8w32c3afjx7fcjyzq0jtymr7ax8ylq69qheqn9chsl&#39;&gt;nevent1q…chsl&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Not so great.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;But, thanks for asking.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-24T14:09:16Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsznkfcq2rxy2pyw7xnrz6kaz9duaxvflju2wvmqgl5w7pxn8jme7szyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zgtw0cm</id>
    
      <title type="html">I did see a doctor on Wednesday (in a personal capacity) and he ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsznkfcq2rxy2pyw7xnrz6kaz9duaxvflju2wvmqgl5w7pxn8jme7szyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zgtw0cm" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdde42exhq5wwkw3y59psyep4d9cml2cxxpyh8wgng593ma47pklsjndmz9&#39;&gt;nevent1q…dmz9&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I did see a doctor on Wednesday (in a personal capacity) and he agreed it was viral.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;So, yeah. Just lurgi kicking my ass.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-21T12:45:28Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqst8fy57rmcyk998asjlz3k72d8rpen2qhud8vvq2rzrtq3h027pvgzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zhwcf2k</id>
    
      <title type="html">Well, it&amp;#39;s been a week. Think I&amp;#39;ll call in sick. (Really ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqst8fy57rmcyk998asjlz3k72d8rpen2qhud8vvq2rzrtq3h027pvgzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zhwcf2k" />
    <content type="html">
      Well, it&amp;#39;s been a week. Think I&amp;#39;ll call in sick.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(Really am sick. Two coworkers yesterday said my neck looks swollen. I maybe should have called in yesterday, too.)
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-21T12:43:51Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs268jfjzc9mx65q3kgfyq4yyhprmxyarysj8yv2qhgq4te44z9n8gzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z4zrcdd</id>
    
      <title type="html">I respectfully disagree with your analysis.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs268jfjzc9mx65q3kgfyq4yyhprmxyarysj8yv2qhgq4te44z9n8gzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z4zrcdd" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsd2p63wzpw466j4xyaxqrknj8hu0fw6r7mjt52yz3rfg3kvnxt8fcc66y6j&#39;&gt;nevent1q…6y6j&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I respectfully disagree with your analysis.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-15T01:20:33Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0hc84ucln0ev4tqmm79w0a9q8jyyjmqc0c5gnar9qvw7epne4ydgzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zaqunc0</id>
    
      <title type="html">On that note, I should probably sign off before I start drunk ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0hc84ucln0ev4tqmm79w0a9q8jyyjmqc0c5gnar9qvw7epne4ydgzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zaqunc0" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspws7hvxk662etc8v2t7af8jmux7ydrmerypa2xtgykvpjcpnlhnsxuf925&#39;&gt;nevent1q…f925&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;On that note, I should probably sign off before I start drunk posting.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Have a great weekend spinsters!
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-08T00:53:00Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqspws7hvxk662etc8v2t7af8jmux7ydrmerypa2xtgykvpjcpnlhnszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z6aapvn</id>
    
      <title type="html">Is ok. I also have whiskey! And also rum. It&amp;#39;s been a week...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqspws7hvxk662etc8v2t7af8jmux7ydrmerypa2xtgykvpjcpnlhnszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z6aapvn" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqswcmg326z05xav6e36uvw553gxauxv37ypttkjnr6s6aqzra5dhtcf50qj2&#39;&gt;nevent1q…0qj2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Is ok. I also have whiskey! And also rum.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It&amp;#39;s been a week...
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-08T00:49:36Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyx8356f2ye3vjlrutczfka4pt77esvt6yg48alwlzky7yr6ytf3qzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z592c3z</id>
    
      <title type="html">Well, my shift ended 44 minutes ago, I actually left the building ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyx8356f2ye3vjlrutczfka4pt77esvt6yg48alwlzky7yr6ytf3qzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z592c3z" />
    <content type="html">
      Well, my shift ended 44 minutes ago, I actually left the building 29 minutes ago, and I&amp;#39;m halfway through my first beer.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;TGIF, mofos!!
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-08T00:45:42Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszr5e5dmsm6csq9d5uf020395hqnus982pk6uu5r5lnmvuzyu5r9szyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zyexr4z</id>
    
      <title type="html">That&amp;#39;s beautiful!!</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszr5e5dmsm6csq9d5uf020395hqnus982pk6uu5r5lnmvuzyu5r9szyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zyexr4z" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqswlksjwsvn00x6sf4m3kyzu5rv4n2xu3de3akq50uzn7gw34ugc5c5kpqyr&#39;&gt;nevent1q…pqyr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;That&amp;#39;s beautiful!!
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-08T00:35:34Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8mxn9sv30p0vkr4tx23er8qkk20mc54zvcxt6zfcvdnlyleykppgzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zpj0lp3</id>
    
      <title type="html">I really, really like this one.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8mxn9sv30p0vkr4tx23er8qkk20mc54zvcxt6zfcvdnlyleykppgzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zpj0lp3" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgfqdu2pzj7wscwxfv6z822wyygwpepkdu6ykhmmc4uuzmuryca6s7knqv6&#39;&gt;nevent1q…nqv6&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I really, really like this one.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-06T12:20:51Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsradj7kmvtrdptpeeuwmcnmdvdw3ytfe240pxs6exkem5yfkz92dszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zvg8xfv</id>
    
      <title type="html">So... Last week, one of my coworkers was crying in the med room. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsradj7kmvtrdptpeeuwmcnmdvdw3ytfe240pxs6exkem5yfkz92dszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zvg8xfv" />
    <content type="html">
      So... Last week, one of my coworkers was crying in the med room. Then, the student burst into tears in the break room. And, I&amp;#39;m like &amp;#34;toughen up, buttercup, go cry in the dirty utility room like a real nurse&amp;#34;.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-19T14:04:50Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr6gerjpdwqjdefl6826qa8duw7nad2smmhvq3j84hlsc2g44s9hqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7znwc9m2</id>
    
      <title type="html">Stigma is the real problem. Not, well ::waves hands at ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr6gerjpdwqjdefl6826qa8duw7nad2smmhvq3j84hlsc2g44s9hqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7znwc9m2" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsp7mwwudj03zeycznn7l92ea85lgcjmn2v3etyque9wcy5r8f36ycpu6qj8&#39;&gt;nevent1q…6qj8&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Stigma is the real problem. Not, well ::waves hands at everything:: surviving or anything.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-10T13:36:00Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp3fghzad3spx02sfvdy2rcs8nheqdsz5kwnj7panlycclz9qd24gzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z6npwrs</id>
    
      <title type="html">With the fiddlelyness</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp3fghzad3spx02sfvdy2rcs8nheqdsz5kwnj7panlycclz9qd24gzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z6npwrs" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxtcyzdskf848zq5nw8dhkafvh7gh9r3qj70haffg4082ukmk26jg8n4r84&#39;&gt;nevent1q…4r84&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;With the fiddlelyness
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-06T12:08:21Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqgrvu6eecegyuzwgghaxseyjdal7z6kk7skddl2mxnrt8j04rlpczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zyd7dtc</id>
    
      <title type="html">Reminds me why I can&amp;#39;t with watercolor</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqgrvu6eecegyuzwgghaxseyjdal7z6kk7skddl2mxnrt8j04rlpczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zyd7dtc" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs249gx45n4g5r0dtulkxuvdzwxsj76dhjpj07qqm3k28j7nj59vgg9pecjr&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ecjr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Reminds me why I can&amp;#39;t with watercolor
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-06T12:01:51Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr4tn8jp4ks7aagrgra8yc9vn7k8dtyxeegz3xz9asw9uvke5yryszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zwvfele</id>
    
      <title type="html">You&amp;#39;re lucky. Chonko rarely poops in the box these days, ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr4tn8jp4ks7aagrgra8yc9vn7k8dtyxeegz3xz9asw9uvke5yryszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zwvfele" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqswft9f4y26m2na8q6rjzu2uzdj6p3caa8aw5fxp5x6ntv883ypc8shk35f5&#39;&gt;nevent1q…35f5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;You&amp;#39;re lucky. Chonko rarely poops in the box these days, choosing instead to poop around the box. Thank Bootsy she still pees in the box!! (Slinker does his business outside even in winter)
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-03T12:43:08Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqst8huwr47daql25lcjteegmzzz84hd5ez2hqkhd3j7dyu2mk5537szyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z0u7rtw</id>
    
      <title type="html">And coffee! Soon, I will just slip into a depressive coma. Or ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqst8huwr47daql25lcjteegmzzz84hd5ez2hqkhd3j7dyu2mk5537szyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z0u7rtw" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsz6lawzufkgddjeqz8y6dgk4xm27d6hqc4g5kdgtx55zfdn2052ecmsrhqa&#39;&gt;nevent1q…rhqa&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And coffee! Soon, I will just slip into a depressive coma.  Or start drinking ::shudder:: tea in the morning.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-30T10:05:42Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp0amqglzmu7gl4enk9s3cw6vfz2dxx0lrq6zzm36zux7zq3af99czyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7znnmhpm</id>
    
      <title type="html">Exactly. It&amp;#39;s getting old very quickly.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp0amqglzmu7gl4enk9s3cw6vfz2dxx0lrq6zzm36zux7zq3af99czyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7znnmhpm" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2uav95q747v032yfs8j9uaxh5p6jydc58unlzwsrc8jrs0yawvkcrwe3z6&#39;&gt;nevent1q…e3z6&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Exactly. It&amp;#39;s getting old very quickly.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-16T14:21:20Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdydkd3dyunds2ps8la7etg03tdmhltslg9ayj4gcshmqw7y2qewqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zwkgcj5</id>
    
      <title type="html">People are weird.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdydkd3dyunds2ps8la7etg03tdmhltslg9ayj4gcshmqw7y2qewqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zwkgcj5" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxphc5x43njpel73rvaveerafvwcyhzmfldvtgfspq80flwwsz6eqyahkl7&#39;&gt;nevent1q…hkl7&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;People are weird.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-16T14:15:08Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy0mva0jxmg3mjpdnly9p4ynufzgv3u66xskjeqhld8297ljc5frszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zgyyr8k</id>
    
      <title type="html">Self awareness is hard</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy0mva0jxmg3mjpdnly9p4ynufzgv3u66xskjeqhld8297ljc5frszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zgyyr8k" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsq2l24ek2spwgjhp4lyxug3q2vw08jve04w9rdnh8x4tkwxn6hdest4n8yn&#39;&gt;nevent1q…n8yn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Self awareness is hard
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-16T14:09:50Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9q5f9ute4q42ec7cte2d6epk8l2j4zqwflpegp4p39m6jnygznuszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zxgc3ex</id>
    
      <title type="html">This isn&amp;#39;t about Good v Evil, this about tribalism. Look, ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9q5f9ute4q42ec7cte2d6epk8l2j4zqwflpegp4p39m6jnygznuszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zxgc3ex" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqszmk8d8362qhjze4j09fmk5xs03x34jpzcklx43w92ynjtaqy69qsjc8hjd&#39;&gt;nevent1q…8hjd&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This isn&amp;#39;t about Good v Evil, this about tribalism. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Look, what little I know about Charlie Kirk (and most of that is from my mister ranting about what an asshat he was) I really hate. But it you star saying people deserve assassination for their views, then I really, really don&amp;#39;t see the difference between left and right except for aesthetics.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-13T14:52:18Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqrp2wxzekvncntn5z9mellv8p4ma9lgqlu4a00uajrvzl3fcgw4qzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zdka9zw</id>
    
      <title type="html">Does anyone else remember when we used to get paper grocery bags? ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqrp2wxzekvncntn5z9mellv8p4ma9lgqlu4a00uajrvzl3fcgw4qzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zdka9zw" />
    <content type="html">
      Does anyone else remember when we used to get paper grocery bags? But they told us we were wasting the forests, so we&amp;#39;d better switch to plastic to save the forest? And now micro plastic, so we&amp;#39;d better switch to non plastic bags? But damned if those things don&amp;#39;t feel like they&amp;#39;ve got plastic in?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-12T15:50:22Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs25rxzrtxtlug2ezssgtnzckfz4ch44qvhyanrmp3dncd5vtt2g7czyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zp4zh6n</id>
    
      <title type="html">And be happy and own nothing!</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs25rxzrtxtlug2ezssgtnzckfz4ch44qvhyanrmp3dncd5vtt2g7czyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zp4zh6n" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9yvzu98z20eyxr76v9vjukpfx2gndaelljy4348aqqntgm0al99s4pqygq&#39;&gt;nevent1q…qygq&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And be happy and own nothing!
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-12T15:46:42Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2aq6a3mt520c53qtyupuknxs9n2s2263kaxz8w9hjqe4xvnysgmqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7znruns5</id>
    
      <title type="html">That&amp;#39;s why he takes his private jet to places to learn about ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2aq6a3mt520c53qtyupuknxs9n2s2263kaxz8w9hjqe4xvnysgmqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7znruns5" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8gl6xr9qzkzvmd5ynd7xc7ktelu980z03lqywmtcz0ye4d4rxygchmh8ua&#39;&gt;nevent1q…h8ua&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;That&amp;#39;s why he takes his private jet to places to learn about local agricultural techniques. A Zoom meeting just isn&amp;#39;t the same, donchano.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-12T15:42:35Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfw0mrm4dkzw7cj96nzj5u5ztnpj8zwswy4qwx32edmkm38drrjlczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z5dyydq</id>
    
      <title type="html">Shocked. Behold my shocked face. I am shockingly shocked. Et ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfw0mrm4dkzw7cj96nzj5u5ztnpj8zwswy4qwx32edmkm38drrjlczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z5dyydq" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspgphve3lmcqp6ejx0lc2mnr6u4p7tnq06srjul96jur4fd6vv6eqstjzf6&#39;&gt;nevent1q…jzf6&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Shocked. Behold my shocked face. I am shockingly shocked.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Et cetera.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-12T15:40:42Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvpr398sp2t54dhgc0warx9wm9n2aalvds4jsps64z0h83ly3t5eszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zde357u</id>
    
      <title type="html">I don&amp;#39;t think 200 yards counts as professional sniper ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvpr398sp2t54dhgc0warx9wm9n2aalvds4jsps64z0h83ly3t5eszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zde357u" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsp7nk6c8um00c0wndzwhd5tt7jcnvmpctdhs5wj6z3j6duk798uxgh7rpm2&#39;&gt;nevent1q…rpm2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I don&amp;#39;t think 200 yards counts as professional sniper territory? That&amp;#39;s, like elk hunting distance.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-11T14:06:33Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsghmqqfej8my9rn0pwxmp950acgffmkaf6egkwfgr8jdjrh0cpycczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7znvaqt3</id>
    
      <title type="html">Some of them already want in on miscarriage support groups, so ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsghmqqfej8my9rn0pwxmp950acgffmkaf6egkwfgr8jdjrh0cpycczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7znvaqt3" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsx5a4kyejtmyymytu9f8f0r6n8awkyv6psc0zyrx4nsd2ezny0ktgmw7wj9&#39;&gt;nevent1q…7wj9&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Some of them already want in on miscarriage support groups, so why not?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-08T00:45:53Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqst08znwawhpulau5ev4qc7nstmlcg3mme2kzy5rahuh2hynxa0cdqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z0whp45</id>
    
      <title type="html">Yes, because everyone who is the aggressor screams &amp;#34;get the ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqst08znwawhpulau5ev4qc7nstmlcg3mme2kzy5rahuh2hynxa0cdqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z0whp45" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsw7gjy6mhhgp9dm4kurqzc3y7hdntewv3tej3gms9exnldec04zqgt57zw0&#39;&gt;nevent1q…7zw0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Yes, because everyone who is the aggressor screams &amp;#34;get the fuck away from us&amp;#34; while brandishing edged weapons at people they&amp;#39;ve randomly attacked...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sure is lucky the police found the cctv footage. 🙄
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-06T02:08:09Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstu8n0lfcvuyqqdt2eqm553hf5yhxnt7dvxff764vcml6ya3r9hzgzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zwxftdt</id>
    
      <title type="html">Wow. Looks a lot like our PD courses. (I got salty when I found ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstu8n0lfcvuyqqdt2eqm553hf5yhxnt7dvxff764vcml6ya3r9hzgzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zwxftdt" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsf8z2e92lks56jzh30de2nq5tzgs08y3uftzdlwjchtlhfp0wcz0gpy8372&#39;&gt;nevent1q…8372&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Wow. Looks a lot like our PD courses.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(I got salty when I found out someone said we no longer need NRP as part of our job description)
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-05T00:18:25Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg829hghrw8f7qzruxl8adnq53tus0y848r0wyzwzw3m0zq2kpvzczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z98f7k3</id>
    
      <title type="html">So... I had a needle stick injury last week. How&amp;#39;s everyone ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg829hghrw8f7qzruxl8adnq53tus0y848r0wyzwzw3m0zq2kpvzczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z98f7k3" />
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      So... I had a needle stick injury last week. How&amp;#39;s everyone else&amp;#39;s work life balance going?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(Don&amp;#39;t worry, extremely low risk injury and I have appropriate barrier material on hand in the unlikely event that the mister and I express our affection physically)
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-02T14:14:45Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsprl86pgemeej2xfq2yrdccn6ux9zz4vxuylkq4ud030q5tjwhpygzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zndylsj</id>
    
      <title type="html">More class war. Seriously. The upper class twits who advocate for ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsprl86pgemeej2xfq2yrdccn6ux9zz4vxuylkq4ud030q5tjwhpygzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zndylsj" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspcwdvhvpaa2ygvjyxdgukf634sx4svndyyewunxjzvssjn4jtxtqja7qrg&#39;&gt;nevent1q…7qrg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;More class war. Seriously. The upper class twits who advocate for so called kindness and inclusivity will never have to fit a man.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-22T09:40:47Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxtpnjyc92maj0k5duf7n7fgcf6reqyerusurj72p98qjez0zafvczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zuvtq75</id>
    
      <title type="html">Goody Procter danced naked in the woods with the devil! Or, so ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxtpnjyc92maj0k5duf7n7fgcf6reqyerusurj72p98qjez0zafvczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zuvtq75" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsplgtz9xawuzapmcaeuthnxxvwcj0vre3wahukpuqlwmpkp4kascsmdanmj&#39;&gt;nevent1q…anmj&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Goody Procter danced naked in the woods with the devil! Or, so I&amp;#39;ve heard...
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    <updated>2025-08-22T00:43:16Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf2tw245zp5zd26vtrdmwlkraqu2yll4tagre0549gpg39p659ctszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zmwx4nd</id>
    
      <title type="html">In light of Amy Hamm&amp;#39;s recent legal/financial woes, I would ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf2tw245zp5zd26vtrdmwlkraqu2yll4tagre0549gpg39p659ctszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zmwx4nd" />
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      In light of Amy Hamm&amp;#39;s recent legal/financial woes, I would just like to remind everyone that I am not and never have been a registered nurse. I am not, in any way, affiliated with the BCCNM.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I am, in fact, an oyster named Arturo. And oysters can&amp;#39;t go to nursing school. Or write the exams. Or cash a paycheque.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Yes, it is remarkable that I can type without limbs.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Even more remarkable that we get internet in the oyster bed. In the ocean.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#DontSueMe
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-18T14:46:47Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq8pv8eaz89ph0fgnqv4dg3lmr3e529fgjcpdkj6efu3xurptrk8qzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7ztzvssg</id>
    
      <title type="html">Predators gonna predate, and helping professions give great ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq8pv8eaz89ph0fgnqv4dg3lmr3e529fgjcpdkj6efu3xurptrk8qzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7ztzvssg" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsyj8qay4nyafqjklwje2xkyvvntl8tkyw8599dmc06xqtgaaqelqccjaee4&#39;&gt;nevent1q…aee4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Predators gonna predate, and helping professions give great social cover. &amp;#34;Oh, Billy would NEVER, why, he volunteers at the homeless shelter, and the church choir! He&amp;#39;s such a nice ::insert whichever profession or demographic::&amp;#34;.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Which is why high trust occupations need extra scrutiny.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-17T13:47:06Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszuu2qp5t2klhn7x25q509rx2c9kt7wa4qh50kzr9krpyrnjmq6fgzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z7q4dnp</id>
    
      <title type="html">Who needs food?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszuu2qp5t2klhn7x25q509rx2c9kt7wa4qh50kzr9krpyrnjmq6fgzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z7q4dnp" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs84gc87ncc9hxzjkgn6pd8z797yemrrv2jeg2lf92jqvam0awy5qqjtwn95&#39;&gt;nevent1q…wn95&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Who needs food?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-03T11:56:52Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdrs3qwavyz7d6apea57zm4s44ta0v2w4nqgpackwsj7354nenwvszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z3rygw3</id>
    
      <title type="html">Very sneaky.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdrs3qwavyz7d6apea57zm4s44ta0v2w4nqgpackwsj7354nenwvszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z3rygw3" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrr52apytys79tsc29rxtfc0a2u4c8r9pks0l770rha2rd6gu59lg37hu76&#39;&gt;nevent1q…hu76&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Very sneaky.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-03T00:33:14Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrsxytw9ehsww7zcjftahwyjy48w2tj72uutrcng0aqr3xlfqp9aszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z52jc64</id>
    
      <title type="html">Good to know. Does holy water get less holy if you add water to ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrsxytw9ehsww7zcjftahwyjy48w2tj72uutrcng0aqr3xlfqp9aszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z52jc64" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgg3ywc5e2y2cx0hf5t2j2c3k4nal96qadahngatne88wpa5a6vesw8eun2&#39;&gt;nevent1q…eun2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Good to know.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Does holy water get less holy if you add water to it? Or does the holiness transfer to the mundane water? No one has ever explained it to me.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-02T16:14:08Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr03hufrrtvsh5pz5jjr4pnumyx5p0rx2qe8gv8hdkpg0y264sqvczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z5hm98t</id>
    
      <title type="html">Not a good plan, though. Paint the houses black, and you&amp;#39;ll ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr03hufrrtvsh5pz5jjr4pnumyx5p0rx2qe8gv8hdkpg0y264sqvczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z5hm98t" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqszsm39hvy6zjylryywx9nuqeuuly7pn0d6jvj75vdkj6232rhpnwcfz26mc&#39;&gt;nevent1q…26mc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Not a good plan, though. Paint the houses black, and you&amp;#39;ll get goth influencers. Who wants to have to get up at night to spray goths with holy water?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-02T12:44:58Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg2p7x2t0l7k527hqx4dx0y86jgwgnmetkax00pvnyfd0m6qx8uyszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zu74dp2</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsg2p7x2t0l7k527hqx4dx0y86jgwgnmetkax00pvnyfd0m6qx8uyszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zu74dp2</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg2p7x2t0l7k527hqx4dx0y86jgwgnmetkax00pvnyfd0m6qx8uyszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zu74dp2" />
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      I shit post because
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    <updated>2025-08-02T03:25:27Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgek36y6vxa74qynh8aa6yuw8xue3nr9fg4n04z4hd04suh6glesgzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zqgy6rr</id>
    
      <title type="html">Oh, yeah. Car is drivable, too. Might be stiff tomorrow, but I ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgek36y6vxa74qynh8aa6yuw8xue3nr9fg4n04z4hd04suh6glesgzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zqgy6rr" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs0c0n48dd6sgduyxjmrvezu34x4m7ngr4smcmcz9qrnuhexl06u0qnyghea&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ghea&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh, yeah. Car is drivable, too.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Might be stiff tomorrow, but I have stuff for that.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And, it was totally the other driver&amp;#39;s fault!! Yippee!
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-02T03:11:09Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfzk772y3pgv2a856zhamcd3w9tx8jl5u9nvmlxhwr70xcjf6wuvczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zh338ru</id>
    
      <title type="html">Too late. Of course, any car accident you walk away from is a ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfzk772y3pgv2a856zhamcd3w9tx8jl5u9nvmlxhwr70xcjf6wuvczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zh338ru" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsghj2mtjvncazardtq30hj0kcu4r9wm55c4la8yvfdxcgw8rr5f6s485myj&#39;&gt;nevent1q…5myj&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Too late.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Of course, any car accident you walk away from is a good one. Especially when the other driver was at fault.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-02T02:58:57Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxrapp3pzleyad7yrm2qjulxsgp984fqc4twsp3lqlt04q4f2nz3szyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z3cmyad</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sneaky</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxrapp3pzleyad7yrm2qjulxsgp984fqc4twsp3lqlt04q4f2nz3szyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z3cmyad" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvvkyshqj7nly65sng03lwuskx3gz2fznznxgpxngn4n6v7ra600gqaudfh&#39;&gt;nevent1q…udfh&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sneaky
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-31T14:03:29Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxlhvys3zkvlxudfa400heruwvj72ve9xa53um5r3vf6szvjugjygzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zde29ms</id>
    
      <title type="html">(the tear drop emoji is for the &amp;#39;not better &amp;#39;, not the ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxlhvys3zkvlxudfa400heruwvj72ve9xa53um5r3vf6szvjugjygzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zde29ms" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqstg9jkyexq8hrh57x8jnsncsprvqgpdqyelhgtn55yjztkvn90vtcyt59x0&#39;&gt;nevent1q…59x0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(the tear drop emoji is for the &amp;#39;not better &amp;#39;, not the splodge. I like the splodge. Good splodge is good. Want more splodge)
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-25T05:54:53Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0pdsv7emng588mytdftuqdsqvlf62h5p6mq9vc9tu073e3y653xczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z56wtwj</id>
    
      <title type="html">Now, maybe I&amp;#39;m just an old fuddy duddy prude, but perhaps if ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0pdsv7emng588mytdftuqdsqvlf62h5p6mq9vc9tu073e3y653xczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z56wtwj" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9lls4gt0znqj4xu35gpsadrpt3kcs0s54csmju7jkh336q278q8qwzyw6k&#39;&gt;nevent1q…yw6k&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Now, maybe I&amp;#39;m just an old fuddy duddy prude, but perhaps if you can only get it on by dressing up as an anthropomorphic horse and putting a bit between your teeth while getting lovingly smacked with a riding crop in public in front of a small child playing Scrabble, then maybe, just maybe, it&amp;#39;s time to go find a nice hobby or go for a walk or pretty much anything else that isn&amp;#39;t sexually focused?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-21T13:46:29Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0pc9nefn84vjfrtruefk9h7q5l4v8acln6aplfgyvngh27jx3g0szyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zm42dkc</id>
    
      <title type="html">Is there a German word for that feeling when you&amp;#39;re so tired ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0pc9nefn84vjfrtruefk9h7q5l4v8acln6aplfgyvngh27jx3g0szyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zm42dkc" />
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      Is there a German word for that feeling when you&amp;#39;re so tired you could barf, but the paramedics brought coffee at 0330h and so now you&amp;#39;re unable to sleep and your teeth hurt because the coffee was really good and you lack willpower?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Asking for a friend...
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-18T18:23:32Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2dzfm26tq89ptxasnf2hgpeanfp35094jur77akyydvwusj8936czyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7ztjd30j</id>
    
      <title type="html">There was a similar incident in my town about 30 years ago. The ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2dzfm26tq89ptxasnf2hgpeanfp35094jur77akyydvwusj8936czyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7ztjd30j" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqch2ffzlwf0axahqmz0xdq55vsdu9apra0z98x59pqswyvx0au3sq4029a&#39;&gt;nevent1q…029a&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;There was a similar incident in my town about 30 years ago. The child and the teen were both locals, he even joined the search party for her, the smarmy little shit.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(She survived and still lives here. He tried to move back after his release, but it didn&amp;#39;t go well.)
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    <updated>2025-07-17T12:58:32Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxdnlemf3ngfnrxzlds4878qml8f2a9ej9x8yvwscwyaz3pepy9aczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zr0djaj</id>
    
      <title type="html">Well of course! Babies need lots of protein and calories for ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxdnlemf3ngfnrxzlds4878qml8f2a9ej9x8yvwscwyaz3pepy9aczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zr0djaj" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsd33vr9vvpyw0fyvkj5jprpravz67x4jkhjhl7e20x5g5htdw4ewc5fxk3w&#39;&gt;nevent1q…xk3w&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Well of course! Babies need lots of protein and calories for proper growth and development.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-03T08:53:22Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx46q6p5wzs755mrrxv59365htl6uvy799e720k8g8nzrm7kc4t4szyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zzjgkrr</id>
    
      <title type="html">Or a baby dragon about to hatch from her egg.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx46q6p5wzs755mrrxv59365htl6uvy799e720k8g8nzrm7kc4t4szyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zzjgkrr" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs0ugkxw39vy5ku544qegr4kv86fqqx9d6t0s50y9xyz0l68g7uvhcrjadq0&#39;&gt;nevent1q…adq0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Or a baby dragon about to hatch from her egg.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-03T02:45:37Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfg9k6sj665klvju3welxm5tlk5n9c4kxz2x78fe0rdckmuj7yvjqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zj4jl4s</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsfg9k6sj665klvju3welxm5tlk5n9c4kxz2x78fe0rdckmuj7yvjqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zj4jl4s</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfg9k6sj665klvju3welxm5tlk5n9c4kxz2x78fe0rdckmuj7yvjqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zj4jl4s" />
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      Crap. Duty calls! Pray for me, Spinster.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-01T20:49:19Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9nj2lum07pkc3m8apz99zqjf57zkeksjxrs7kxcer9clsssmck8qzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z5v8e99</id>
    
      <title type="html">But also perimenopause</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9nj2lum07pkc3m8apz99zqjf57zkeksjxrs7kxcer9clsssmck8qzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z5v8e99" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2qtme2wy7srrv0q6h4eehehm2z48dga0l5cxmxxx7m7lszt6ml9gy05gty&#39;&gt;nevent1q…5gty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;But also perimenopause
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-28T19:12:48Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyx0kcdz3g4mvs4x6fe4zaesqtfcdmvspv5ucu3udlka0r5sxs4sczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zwt6lxd</id>
    
      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;d say the tax masters are prepping for a cull, but people ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyx0kcdz3g4mvs4x6fe4zaesqtfcdmvspv5ucu3udlka0r5sxs4sczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zwt6lxd" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsp75yjrlnvsyxd2ge0t9jzuncafvsq50c6tjmngkz8rr2amz3znvqjr7gw2&#39;&gt;nevent1q…7gw2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;d say the tax masters are prepping for a cull, but people accuse me of paranoia when I say shit like that out loud.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-28T19:06:39Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsredm9kd5qpx79u8wxzjc7ajrrvq4qqmyyhfw55sqw8385rugn7gczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zjpkuh8</id>
    
      <title type="html">Aw, Caffs, please don&amp;#39;t make me reeducate you. (Teachers are ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsredm9kd5qpx79u8wxzjc7ajrrvq4qqmyyhfw55sqw8385rugn7gczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zjpkuh8" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsd9f6xvyrssx66xt0zmsnvk4j754k8vhymdtrwj0jyfkjn9vat8zc3c4s66&#39;&gt;nevent1q…4s66&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Aw, Caffs, please don&amp;#39;t make me reeducate you. (Teachers are hard to reeducate)
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-22T23:43:17Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx8cf6rakcsyxjhctjm7g3w5nra60z6dh0c4kek2rjd9gkqvev2nszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zxhu7qv</id>
    
      <title type="html">Frankenstein&amp;#39;s monster. Werewolves are too moody. Vampires ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx8cf6rakcsyxjhctjm7g3w5nra60z6dh0c4kek2rjd9gkqvev2nszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zxhu7qv" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsr0t5mxqghc7tg7zvdqlc500ucmghnw7e6yyz32l5gktjvwzfrwjq7pl66c&#39;&gt;nevent1q…l66c&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Frankenstein&amp;#39;s monster. Werewolves are too moody. Vampires would get the police&amp;#39;s attention. Zombies are too prone to leaving bits around.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Frankenstein&amp;#39;s monster is articulate, empathetic, intelligent, and seriously vengeance motivated. I see no problems here.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-19T00:26:33Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv7ecxdz6tn3kh9zeggrp3jlmdlp5ea7w6cyft2m0p9qffdq6qheczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zp4eu7t</id>
    
      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;d like to see this twit prove a human isn&amp;#39;t a plucked ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv7ecxdz6tn3kh9zeggrp3jlmdlp5ea7w6cyft2m0p9qffdq6qheczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zp4eu7t" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvyfuasxazkwtqs3l8xgnfx4cxf2kcnmrwucwe9ew2awfs2wldhygudckf8&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ckf8&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;d like to see this twit prove a human isn&amp;#39;t a plucked chicken.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Diogenes and Plato aside, I&amp;#39;d like to see him define anything trans without resorting to stereotypes.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-18T13:21:20Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg9m3jyy06m6dl4yzvdc56yqemvjzpczt9xnp0zc5xcnd3e322k6czyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zcvf2yd</id>
    
      <title type="html">She&amp;#39;s embarrassed by what goose two said to her.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg9m3jyy06m6dl4yzvdc56yqemvjzpczt9xnp0zc5xcnd3e322k6czyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zcvf2yd" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvt6gjszyjy065s8s50ywpxzeeul00cwdgmxd27j2pgm3mdxg3upqn96wwq&#39;&gt;nevent1q…6wwq&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;She&amp;#39;s embarrassed by what goose two said to her.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-14T14:42:22Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw4fwn92yjmpqc6f2pcggyzp0mvk378q6fvmvlgnfg75ghvlk5duszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zs6ytcm</id>
    
      <title type="html">Agreed, but the whole over the top decadence of the mall is kind ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw4fwn92yjmpqc6f2pcggyzp0mvk378q6fvmvlgnfg75ghvlk5duszyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zs6ytcm" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsf7la6f4rfcw7ahjcea30u5g087p4sjy95ra7mw68vkq2236687vcdnw5qy&#39;&gt;nevent1q…w5qy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Agreed, but the whole over the top decadence of the mall is kind of a must see.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-08T14:19:55Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdyjet0mr4phm5fuw8gr83z9rx0v40jv5uwah9r3pfcjh6t3vtzcqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z65au4s</id>
    
      <title type="html">Oh! I should add, if you REALLY like dinosaurs, and you have a ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdyjet0mr4phm5fuw8gr83z9rx0v40jv5uwah9r3pfcjh6t3vtzcqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z65au4s" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs95mx8rp5pg94qx84lkclc4lqfk27lvy4tjh8umnnjv5f0acesftqmt5mhz&#39;&gt;nevent1q…5mhz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh! I should add, if you REALLY like dinosaurs, and you have a whole day, Drumheller (and the world class Royal Tyrrell Museum) is an hour and a half from Calgary.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If course, some parts of Calgary are an hour and a half from Calgary...
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-07T20:54:55Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs95mx8rp5pg94qx84lkclc4lqfk27lvy4tjh8umnnjv5f0acesftqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zdd702j</id>
    
      <title type="html">Calgary is a nice city. You should be able to find just about any ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs95mx8rp5pg94qx84lkclc4lqfk27lvy4tjh8umnnjv5f0acesftqzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zdd702j" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqswva5e0zu74fux2nds4elsq8pmvtqts95y3gr5y05lqgsu59e44pcux9hsr&#39;&gt;nevent1q…9hsr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Calgary is a nice city. You should be able to find just about any diversion you like. Driving isn&amp;#39;t great, though...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Penticton is gorgeous! And, so far, the entire Okanagan seems relatively wildfire free 🙏🤞🍀&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(Sorry, don&amp;#39;t know Ontario)
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-07T20:51:42Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8ydyrk7y0x2yqacwn8u6ydsrsh9pq6zzsw5sq8nw5a8ckwa4hktgzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zfzfa49</id>
    
      <title type="html">Well, she is in the pink...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8ydyrk7y0x2yqacwn8u6ydsrsh9pq6zzsw5sq8nw5a8ckwa4hktgzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zfzfa49" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvmjdg4duyxv9ss8kn38jrkqxae4lfpv0m3dxy3vlz7jv4mnujtes95tuas&#39;&gt;nevent1q…tuas&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Well, she is in the pink...
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-07T20:48:36Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz2mg6gj5l53c4el3qsw24gwmvpnl2masnyxl7jf87nsv6rtaznlczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zxcht7j</id>
    
      <title type="html">Right now, you&amp;#39;ll be looking for indoor recreation if ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz2mg6gj5l53c4el3qsw24gwmvpnl2masnyxl7jf87nsv6rtaznlczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zxcht7j" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgqggp59qvw0snavrcgng333l9n8v262uzukqd9fagj0sugt7mp2qmtqzxa&#39;&gt;nevent1q…qzxa&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Right now, you&amp;#39;ll be looking for indoor recreation if you&amp;#39;re in Saskatchewan or Manitoba. If you&amp;#39;re in Alberta, particularly Edmonton, there&amp;#39;s the mall. The Royal Tyrrell museum is amazing, if you wind up anywhere near it (Drumheller, Alberta). Banff and Jasper are beautiful, if you drive from Alberta to BC on the southern route. Vancouver is a wonderful city, I would suggest Lonsdale Quay or downtown, though downtown Vancouver does have some sketchy parts.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The problem with Canada is, it&amp;#39;s so damn big. It&amp;#39;s hard to fit everything in, time wise, and it takes a lot of traveling to get places.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-07T18:06:31Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0metqafzh76tmw35za49z5tuqt7fcakn5xkd7lj4yn0w32dh386szyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z9n0ym6</id>
    
      <title type="html">FA, FO</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0metqafzh76tmw35za49z5tuqt7fcakn5xkd7lj4yn0w32dh386szyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z9n0ym6" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2ud6ml5edyq75p9qyazh0wrk3dycmducwpw53nz3p3wkswzxznxc2xf5ge&#39;&gt;nevent1q…f5ge&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;FA, FO
    </content>
    <updated>2025-05-31T14:28:48Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqswcqmffac29e0fmpfnwladyw2629n4mc05qghcrrdeze36zccca0szyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z5nf82s</id>
    
      <title type="html">They also believe themselves to be the rugged individualist who ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqswcqmffac29e0fmpfnwladyw2629n4mc05qghcrrdeze36zccca0szyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7z5nf82s" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqst47phsm2jjd62n6x47nyu5wpcfml5m9y6hu4x7yt3zf59hj4kx5g8jpj5x&#39;&gt;nevent1q…pj5x&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;They also believe themselves to be the rugged individualist who emerges as the hero and kicks ass and gets the girl.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-05-31T14:21:33Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrjyemqddrxagrrmaew88url6rrkm00u04e9yr9f579yvfaxa3sggzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zv5nm7f</id>
    
      <title type="html">So... Democracy is antithetical to... (checks notes)... ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrjyemqddrxagrrmaew88url6rrkm00u04e9yr9f579yvfaxa3sggzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zv5nm7f" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrs0cfekm6yff3qr2zgq0kfqlfmdxnxascz7pjt7r87dvvus0vhlq6aq9pm&#39;&gt;nevent1q…q9pm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;So... Democracy is antithetical to... (checks notes)... Freedom...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Someone wanks to pictures of Ayn Rand, while listening to that speech from The Fountainhead on audiobook.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-05-31T14:19:09Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvter5emh02pha9035n2tl5nkn0kj0u2j9t6zumyv6tu5qh25rswczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zq3vjwn</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsvter5emh02pha9035n2tl5nkn0kj0u2j9t6zumyv6tu5qh25rswczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zq3vjwn</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvter5emh02pha9035n2tl5nkn0kj0u2j9t6zumyv6tu5qh25rswczyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zq3vjwn" />
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      How&amp;#39;s your metaphorical ship doing, Spinster?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-05-31T12:22:23Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqswn57p44v9glchuz2zmkednry3pn9rz9r28u9lmvm67m9y4wywe5qzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zguqmn4</id>
    
      <title type="html">They never think through the logical conclusions of what they ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqswn57p44v9glchuz2zmkednry3pn9rz9r28u9lmvm67m9y4wywe5qzyp7g90vef3y97d322ghcx6jwqtmd07yw96y7lgfgm67p542cj8t7zguqmn4" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsww8vk7e76quwu2dhq2vmn783mut0gzj2q487l977cdd92n693x4gw5ezck&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ezck&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;They never think through the logical conclusions of what they say.
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