Nostr notes by SKiZM :wojak_ss:

Notice how there was no December last Wednesday :whoaaaa: ...

2026-10-27T03:50:38Z

Notice how there was no December last Wednesday :whoaaaa:

Been a busy weekend :cozy: ...

2026-10-26T04:49:09Z

Been a busy weekend :cozy:

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2026-10-24T22:26:20Z

:elmo_hell:

Brb :cry_hq: ...

2026-10-24T00:37:27Z

Brb :cry_hq:

Insane schizophrenic rant in X :pepe_shiteatinggrin: ...

2026-10-23T02:06:20Z

Insane schizophrenic rant in X :pepe_shiteatinggrin:

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2026-10-21T21:42:09Z

:sip:

When you self immolate dressed up as a woman, make sure you have ...

2026-10-21T18:48:08Z

When you self immolate dressed up as a woman, make sure you have a raging boner when you die :take_notes:

This is where I post from ...

2026-10-20T03:02:24Z

This is where I post from

They call me Niggers Mcfaggolton the way I be blowing dudes in ...

2026-10-20T02:27:43Z

They call me Niggers Mcfaggolton the way I be blowing dudes in the truck stop bathroom :ummm:

Slept for 16 hours award 🏅 ...

2026-10-17T17:31:28Z

Slept for 16 hours award 🏅

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2026-10-17T17:26:19Z

:wojak_soyboy:

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2026-10-17T01:45:49Z

Slept for 17 hours award 🏅 ...

2026-10-17T01:12:37Z

Slept for 17 hours award 🏅

ALL I DO IS DRINK BEER AND PLAY VIDEOGAMES WHILE MY DAD PAYS MY ...

2026-10-15T17:12:42Z

ALL I DO IS DRINK BEER AND PLAY VIDEOGAMES WHILE MY DAD PAYS MY BILLS AND RENT :pepeDread:
MY LIFE IS HELL :pepe_shiteatinggrin:

I like how my life is just an endless series of unlocking deeper ...

2026-10-15T17:05:59Z

I like how my life is just an endless series of unlocking deeper and darker levels of depression that were previously unheard of. Oh you thought it was bad when you were dealing with cancer, going through a second divorce, and being incarcerated in prison all at the same time?

Gonna go ahead and fail this test again, so I can get it out of ...

2026-10-15T16:35:26Z

Gonna go ahead and fail this test again, so I can get it out of the way and be done with all of this emotional agony. :wojak_depressed:

Slept for 16 hours award 🏅 ...

2026-10-15T16:01:29Z

Slept for 16 hours award 🏅

My new alarm clock because none of this is real. :despair: ...

2026-10-14T23:11:32Z

My new alarm clock because none of this is real. :despair:

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/d0/c9/2e/d0c92ed3c0eea2fa32101faef0375c18ae9adc3d08dd8529670f72cae87cf62a.mp3

IM GOING INSANE :pepeDread: ...

2026-10-14T22:38:39Z

IM GOING INSANE :pepeDread:

Well after being awake for 3 hours, I'm going back to bed. ...

2026-10-14T22:27:15Z

Well after being awake for 3 hours, I'm going back to bed. Another pointless wasted day in the books.
Maybe next week will be different.

If you can't handle me at my :pain: You don't deserve me ...

2026-10-14T22:20:54Z

If you can't handle me at my :pain:
You don't deserve me at my

Failed the data entry portion of the test again 🏅 It's so ...

2026-10-14T18:49:28Z

Failed the data entry portion of the test again 🏅 It's so annoying because I got 500% times the score needed in all the other 6 areas needed to pass.
One more try, and if I fail; I'll fall into the May 2027 training session. This whole process seems backwards because they were testing me to apply so they can test me for training. I thought you were trained in a skill before you're tested? :thunk:

I'm gonna start uploading VHS home videos from the 80s and ...

2026-10-13T21:51:31Z

I'm gonna start uploading VHS home videos from the 80s and tell the kids it's AI :cryblood:
(2:30am at a 7-11 near Disney World - 1987)

How many slaves were in the USA during peak slavery era? 4 ...

2026-10-13T16:18:52Z

How many slaves were in the USA during peak slavery era? 4 million :despair:
>How many niggers currently live in USA?

Tinder for men: No dates, it's just women being nice to you ...

2026-10-12T16:47:25Z

Tinder for men:
No dates, it's just women being nice to you :aqua_cry:

Oh cool, notifications :ummm:

2026-10-12T03:22:24Z

Oh cool, notifications

:ummm:

Selling my soul for the #halloweenis auction. (zero value, non ...

2026-10-11T19:28:34Z

Selling my soul for the #halloweenis auction. (zero value, non existent) 🎃

Fuck practicing for that test (WE'LL DO IT LIVE) I'm ...

2026-10-11T18:58:08Z

Fuck practicing for that test (WE'LL DO IT LIVE) I'm getting hammered and killing bugs :aqua_aaa:

I'm arguing with people who feminize inanimate objects ...

2026-10-11T02:21:26Z

I'm arguing with people who feminize inanimate objects :whoaaaa:

White race status: saved ...

2026-10-11T02:02:46Z

White race status: saved

Cursed algorithm ...

2026-10-11T01:58:31Z

Cursed algorithm

https://nicecrew.digital/objects/0fcc98ae-c92c-4a69-98ca-01307fb3c34a

I'm only finding horrific Tumblr artwork of that.

2026-10-11T01:52:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…6akm
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I'm only finding horrific Tumblr artwork of that.

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2026-10-11T01:50:00Z

Looking forward to rightoids cannibalizing another fictional ...

2026-10-11T01:45:51Z

Looking forward to rightoids cannibalizing another fictional children's character. :uncomfortable:

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2026-10-11T01:22:09Z

Back hort :sneed_swole: ...

2026-10-11T00:18:06Z

Back hort :sneed_swole:

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2026-10-11T00:17:16Z

:pepe_giggle:

Going to touch grass brb :wojak_depressed: ...

2026-10-10T17:32:29Z

Going to touch grass brb :wojak_depressed:

I remember the first time I heard about Harry Potter was in 2005. ...

2026-10-10T17:03:10Z

I remember the first time I heard about Harry Potter was in 2005. I was in Atlanta, with my first wife at a company party at the owner's condo. I was a writer for a Caribbean lifestyle magazine, was the only White guy on the staff; and wrote videogame reviews, along with the accompanying graphics and page layouts.
We were getting absolutely zooted on weed and rum, and there was this scary movie playing in the background on the TV in the living room that nobody was watching. Finally, this scene comes on and I'm like "what the fuck are we watching?!"
And so these gangly niggers were explaining to me about these children's fantasy books, and I'm looking at this scene and go" this is for children?!" I think it might have been Halloween and there was a Harry Potter movie marathon playing. 👻

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2026-10-10T16:28:45Z

Oh pizza, why do you make my mouth happy but my tummy sad? ...

2026-10-10T00:36:10Z

Oh pizza, why do you make my mouth happy but my tummy sad? :wojak_depressed:

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2026-10-09T23:55:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…u7n6
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I think it might be 0N? The counterweight cancels out the weight?

2026-10-09T23:34:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…fez5
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I think it might be 0N? The counterweight cancels out the weight?

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2026-10-09T21:25:32Z

This version sucks we need a newer version :big_thunk:

122 kill streak + 100% planetary liberation 🍕 ...

2026-10-09T20:30:22Z

122 kill streak + 100% planetary liberation 🍕

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2026-10-09T09:58:51Z

:blob_aww:

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2026-10-08T23:06:18Z

The sun is trying to kill us :happy_sun:

The feverish pushback is bizarre. Like nigga I don't have to ...

2026-10-08T21:19:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…26p9
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The feverish pushback is bizarre. Like nigga I don't have to enjoy your stupid hobby.

Seems pretty straightforward. The malfoid is silly and fun, but ...

2026-10-08T21:09:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…q865
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Seems pretty straightforward. The malfoid is silly and fun, but it shouldn't be a serious hill for serious people to die on. What are we doing? :ummm:

I was working at Nintendo during the Bowsette shit storm on a ...

2026-10-08T07:31:11Z

I was working at Nintendo during the Bowsette shit storm on a project called Luigi's Mansion 2. During one iteration, there was a known bug on the first level, where most NPCs had no collision detection. So I moved Luigi inside a female NPC and took a screenshot of Luigi's face over a female's body, and posted it on the Teams group chat.
They removed me from the project soon after, partly because of the Japanese overlords repressed transphobia (based), but also for posting NDA assets onto the competition's (Xbox) proprietary software.

Just finished the test :sneed_swole: First sections were tough ...

2026-10-08T06:55:43Z

Just finished the test :sneed_swole: First sections were tough and confusing (data entry, multitasking) but the last sections were very easy (rote memorization, reading comprehension) So, I finished it all before the midnight deadline.

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2026-10-07T20:31:03Z

Wut

2026-10-07T18:06:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…cds2
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Wut

I'm type O blood, my body cannot digest grains. My cells ...

2026-10-07T18:01:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…jljt
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I'm type O blood, my body cannot digest grains. My cells require meat and dairy. (Most of my diet is carbs)

My ex wives did all the cooking at home, and I worked in kitchens ...

2026-10-07T17:59:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…ntau
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My ex wives did all the cooking at home, and I worked in kitchens too long so that preparing food grosses me out and I don't want to eat it.
I used to hunt and fish, and after gutting and butchering it, I didn't want anything do with it anymore.

Yes I've gone through my poor stages of eating peanut butter ...

2026-10-07T17:45:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…zc37
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Yes I've gone through my poor stages of eating peanut butter or eggs or ramen noodles and after so many years, I hate the flavor of all of them now.

Just got approved for the maximum amount a single (White) male ...

2026-10-07T17:30:47Z

Just got approved for the maximum amount a single (White) male can receive for EBT in Washington State
$305 a month :lamo_ugly: :lamoooooo:

Pass. Last time I was in Tijuana I had to stab my way out. ...

2026-10-07T12:55:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…ysrh
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Pass. Last time I was in Tijuana I had to stab my way out. :pepe_hispanic_excite:

It was a major wake up call because I was always the cool calm ...

2026-10-07T12:40:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…6f5s
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It was a major wake up call because I was always the cool calm and collected guy to depend on in a crisis and this faggot was only being disrespectful refusing to turn down his music on the roof after midnight. I went straight to 100.

Time to play my favorite game: Is it a dead body :smiley_coffee: ...

2026-10-07T12:31:07Z

Time to play my favorite game: Is it a dead body :smiley_coffee:

Sometimes you get to stir fry niggers in a wok #seattle ...

2026-10-07T12:23:24Z

Sometimes you get to stir fry niggers in a wok #seattle

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2026-10-07T12:07:28Z

#seattle

That's why I finally gave up this year. I almost threw a ...

2026-10-07T12:04:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…2rqn
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That's why I finally gave up this year. I almost threw a Mexican faggot off a 20 story roof several months ago.

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2026-10-07T11:27:09Z

Classic

July 4 2019, before the world ended. ...

2026-10-07T11:23:07Z

July 4 2019, before the world ended.

A shooting at my post 12th and Jackson? Must be a day ending in ...

2026-10-07T11:21:44Z

A shooting at my post 12th and Jackson? Must be a day ending in Y.

Watching niggers die off property, talking to my coworker about ...

2026-10-07T11:12:02Z

Watching niggers die off property, talking to my coworker about my last company, where a nigger failed to notice the suicide in a car all weekend.

I always hated working security. It was fun when I was ...

2026-10-07T11:07:54Z

I always hated working security. It was fun when I was babysitting celebrities backstage at music festivals and doing coke off strippers tits, but then COVID ruined everything.

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2026-10-07T10:52:26Z

:wojak_boomer:

>sleep 12 hours >wake up lost dehydrated and starving ...

2026-10-07T09:39:57Z

>sleep 12 hours
>wake up lost dehydrated and starving
>eat gallon of mashed potatoes w/ butter and shredded cheese
Why tummy hort?
>sleep 12 hours

They're going to mod Minecraft X Excel and then lock zoomers ...

2026-10-07T08:56:52Z

They're going to mod Minecraft X Excel and then lock zoomers inside actual wage cages like the Matrix.

WE DID IT, REDDIT :soyjak_excited: ...

2026-10-07T00:41:25Z

WE DID IT, REDDIT :soyjak_excited:

Starting to feel the hangover coming on, and I have to go into ...

2026-10-06T18:05:18Z

Starting to feel the hangover coming on, and I have to go into town to take that computer test in 2 hours. I should take a nap. :uncomfortable:

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2026-10-06T17:27:29Z

:pepe_nervous:

Being excited about short clips of AI slop broken, non functional ...

2026-10-06T09:30:08Z

Being excited about short clips of AI slop broken, non functional abominations between completely opposite genres of games; is inherently brown third world coded.

I'm hearing reports that The Plague has reached Moscow and St ...

2026-10-06T09:11:41Z

I'm hearing reports that The Plague has reached Moscow and St Petersburg, with rumors of it reaching other large Russian cities as well.

Some are saying Plague victims have begun to attack the living, they're described as "feral" and do not respond to any attempts to communicate...The residents are turning evil. :epic_a:

Retvrn to tradition :fumo_spin: ...

2026-10-06T08:41:58Z

Retvrn to tradition :fumo_spin:

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2026-10-04T16:05:12Z

:wojak_depressed:

Dad sent me a check in the mail last weekend because it's ...

2026-10-04T07:39:28Z

Dad sent me a check in the mail last weekend because it's still 1975 but somehow it didn't magically teleport here yet, so now my bank account is overdrawing like a slot machine from the auto payment bills rolling in that I specifically tried to prevent from happening two weeks ago which is why I originally asked him for money but at least he saved $15 Groyper

Imagine having a homeland for your people :cry_hq: ...

2026-10-03T17:52:21Z

Imagine having a homeland for your people :cry_hq:

Skizm's boomer hot take of the day™️ Half of Twitter is ...

2026-10-03T17:03:46Z

Skizm's boomer hot take of the day™️
Half of Twitter is just ppl geeking out over generic AI generated music videos, and the other half is soyjaking about cringe videogame mashups like Mario64 + Elden Ring; and they're both just absolutely atrocious and boring.
I understand it's early and they represent a slicker production in the future, so I'll wait to get excited if anything ever materializes. Until then, they got into the trash with laserdiscs, betamax, Google Glass, flying cars, electric cars, and water fuel cells.

I did this the entire match and got like 600 kills :lamoooooo: ...

2026-10-03T15:41:26Z

I did this the entire match and got like 600 kills :lamoooooo:

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2026-10-03T06:52:23Z

:pain:

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2026-10-03T06:45:29Z

:wojak_depressed:

Real suicide hours on the tl :guninmouth: ...

2026-10-02T20:30:56Z

Real suicide hours on the tl :guninmouth:

I was selected for the next stage for that government job ...

2026-10-02T18:08:35Z

I was selected for the next stage for that government job (another 1-2 hour computer test next week)

Just ordered groceries on Amazon because nothing matters anymore. ...

2026-10-02T18:06:36Z

Just ordered groceries on Amazon because nothing matters anymore.

This is like 3-4 fetishes combined! (my peen just exploded) ...

2026-10-02T17:07:58Z

This is like 3-4 fetishes combined! (my peen just exploded) :its_over_a:

Draco Malfloyd ...

2026-10-02T13:55:07Z

Draco Malfloyd

GM :pepeDread: ...

2026-10-02T13:10:12Z

GM :pepeDread:

What am I looking at here?

2026-10-01T22:24:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…dar9
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What am I looking at here?

POV: The Ottomans broke through Vienna ...

2026-10-01T22:01:19Z

POV:
The Ottomans broke through Vienna

$GME 💎👐🏻🚀🌕 ...

2026-10-01T19:15:01Z

$GME 💎👐🏻🚀🌕

>new apartment property management company takes over this ...

2026-10-01T18:39:38Z

>new apartment property management company takes over this month
>go to pay them rent for the first time
>overcharged $350 extra
>June AND July utilities
>already paid utilities every month through August without interruption or fluctuation in charges
>call office number
>AI assistant
>on hold for 10 minutes
>Filipino answers
I'm tired, Hitler.

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2026-10-01T16:56:17Z

:sexo:

This could be us, but you'd rather pre-order GTA 6 😔 ...

2026-10-01T15:30:25Z

This could be us, but you'd rather pre-order GTA 6 😔

Operation Malfoid Gallery (success) :anya_salute: ...

2026-10-01T15:20:08Z

Operation Malfoid Gallery (success) :anya_salute:

Rule 34 was invented on /b/, in somewhat of a vacuum. There were ...

2026-10-01T14:02:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…wrwq
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Rule 34 was invented on /b/, in somewhat of a vacuum. There were no rules 1-33, it was simply funnier that "there is porn of it" was some arbitrarily-numbered rule than merely a rule, and 34 happened to be the number that was assigned.
Any other numbered rules were invented after the fact by people who didn't get why numbering it "34" was funny and took the joke too far. :wojak_boomer:

Please for the love of God stop posting tranny child wizards ...

2026-10-01T11:00:05Z

Please for the love of God stop posting tranny child wizards :pain:

I think maybe the world has always been this chaotic, except ...

2026-10-01T05:09:52Z

I think maybe the world has always been this chaotic, except medieval peasants didn't have a little device in their pocket telling them the Mongolian Horde was marching on a 6 year journey directly to their village tomorrow, or the bubonic plague just wiped out the entire country next door and they only had about 6 weeks left to live.