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      I deserve the firing squad for this one 🗣🗣🔥🔥💯💯💯
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      Couldnt have been banned from the following group(s): &amp;#34;jewish Gooners for Hitler and Childhood Obesity&amp;#34; For the following reason(s): •did not hit the griddy
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      Could someone put the &amp;#34;rapist&amp;#34; in &amp;#34;consent&amp;#34;
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      Hey babe I slammed my nuts with a mortar and pestel
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    <updated>2026-01-03T20:58:58Z</updated>
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      Bill gates molested me in a panera bread in 2004 and all I got my moderna shot for the omicron variant and my cock and balls immediately shriveled up to the size of a dessicated grape (a raisin, if you will) and completely fell off my body.
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    <updated>2025-12-28T02:58:57Z</updated>
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      I WANT THIS NIGGER LOCKED IN THE KMART (((DRYWALL SECTION)))
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      IM JONGUS SKRONKLE, AND I LOOOOVE JAKIN G OFF!
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      This is me declaring a fatwa on myself
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      Go go gadget lethal dose of benadryl and viagra?
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    <updated>2025-12-06T23:28:22Z</updated>
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      don&amp;#39;t think I&amp;#39;m not racist or anything I&amp;#39;m just not attracted to asian women
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      I have to take one for the team and rape mariah carrey to death
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      Im talking on speakerphone, &amp;#34;MAH BABY DADDY SMELL LIKE PASKETI&amp;#34;
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      He was the right age when this shit came out for this shit to hit me like crack to a black neighborhood in the rape mobile and u niggas like a urinal cake
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      Hey guys I finally solved the lore for five nights at freddys, lets go
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      Guys Im not going to stop shitting in the urinals
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      Mods, horse react this man and kill hookers in an abandoned arbys restraunt
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      She said &amp;#34;suprise me&amp;#34; I said &amp;#34;ok&amp;#34; and blasted my dick out at arbys
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      Welp, time to turn my genital into roadkill
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      Yanking my penis off with a hand written note from adolf hitler himself that says &amp;#34;go crazy, go ape shit&amp;#34; in the mail
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      Hey hey gamers, time to turn my genital into a 2/10 filipina
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      Go go gadget busting a crusty one in a 2/10 filipina
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    <updated>2025-11-02T20:58:43Z</updated>
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      Its time to turn my genital into roadkill
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      Woah there chodemeister, thats what gay pride is for
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    <updated>2025-10-31T00:58:43Z</updated>
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      ITS A LOADED GUN IN MY MOUTH
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    <updated>2025-10-28T05:58:43Z</updated>
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      Oh wow Im pounding my nuts into a fine paté with a rusty hammer
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    <updated>2025-10-15T02:10:05Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      Get a job, you pee good
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    <updated>2025-10-04T07:52:07Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Back in my day we used to gang up on the retard wing, you gotta ...</title>
    
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      Back in my day we used to gang up on the retard wing, you gotta get in here, bub.
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    <updated>2025-10-01T16:52:08Z</updated>
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      I bet you someone over
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    <updated>2025-09-10T05:38:35Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">She skibidi on my dingas slopped on, or you wouldnt get so ...</title>
    
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      She skibidi on my dingas slopped on, or you wouldnt get so defensive of this.
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    <updated>2025-09-09T18:38:35Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Nofap niggas be like they both start with &amp;#34;ch&amp;#34; and end ...</title>
    
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      Nofap niggas be like they both start with &amp;#34;ch&amp;#34; and end with a hard &amp;#34;d&amp;#34; soundand if someone had a funny accent they might say them the table for me my good man
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    <updated>2025-09-08T09:38:35Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I got a shriveled penis And his balls are blue He&amp;#39;s fucked up ...</title>
    
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      I got a shriveled penis And his balls are blue He&amp;#39;s fucked up his liver Because of the lies of some jews He can grow a patchy beard, if he wants to If you&amp;#39;re in the women&amp;#39;s bathroom, he&amp;#39;s gonna rape you!
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    <updated>2025-09-07T07:38:35Z</updated>
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      One must crank
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    <updated>2025-09-04T22:47:50Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Is that guy who goes home from his job as a forklift driver to ...</title>
    
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      Is that guy who goes home from his job as a forklift driver to play forklift simulator except he works at the testicular torsion factory
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    <updated>2025-08-24T11:47:50Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsgfyy399sw6a59wpy8wmphwg42t6j3mswyfs0q0aem5ugrat2d6jqzyzh66k58uaquafh6vx309kla6mf3v9yyzshflxu7eqnernww4mws2zj8at5</title>
    
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      Welp,I guess its over for me or?
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    <updated>2025-08-21T12:47:50Z</updated>
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      Thats ok, i cummed my jorts,
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    <updated>2025-08-17T01:41:18Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      Wow, log off champ
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-14T22:41:18Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      My pednis and &amp;#34;full hog&amp;#34;
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    <updated>2025-08-13T06:41:18Z</updated>
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      Dont threaten me with a lead pipe
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    <updated>2025-08-12T09:41:18Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs842cc4ljdezzp9uvq9q5g36crd09z8e2h5s87a3j3cva3jtmg87qzyzh66k58uaquafh6vx309kla6mf3v9yyzshflxu7eqnernww4mws2mn8s4w</title>
    
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      Dont threaten me with a mortar and pestel
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    <updated>2025-08-11T21:23:04Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsqjzlfy0ttwd8deu8vc34dgc02pwerjf3fenf2us4esfq4hf9a3zszyzh66k58uaquafh6vx309kla6mf3v9yyzshflxu7eqnernww4mws22fhk66</title>
    
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      Im just a silly account on mugicha
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    <updated>2025-08-11T15:23:04Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;ve got a huge contract with twitch They&amp;#39;re paying me ...</title>
    
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      I&amp;#39;ve got a huge contract with twitch They&amp;#39;re paying me 700 hundered billion dollars to never fucking touch their platform
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    <updated>2025-08-11T14:23:04Z</updated>
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      Im too retarded to drive a car or not jack off witha grapefruit
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    <updated>2025-08-09T01:40:19Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Shut the fuck off libtard, Im about to take one for the team and ...</title>
    
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      Shut the fuck off libtard, Im about to take one for the team and rape mariah carrey to death with my own nut sack
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    <updated>2025-08-07T19:40:19Z</updated>
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      Im smoking crack in the urinals
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      Mumu ogun bust a crusty one in a 4/10 squatemalan goblina
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    <updated>2025-08-05T14:40:20Z</updated>
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      Well i guess its over folks.
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    <updated>2025-08-03T12:41:55Z</updated>
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      Yeah I shit my pants?
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      Im trying to saw my penis off with a coat hanger
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    <updated>2025-08-01T01:22:49Z</updated>
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      Racism is when you crank hog nd bust a crusty in the old jalopy
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    <updated>2025-07-31T07:22:49Z</updated>
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      Im smoking crack, you know what that means.
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    <updated>2025-07-29T03:22:49Z</updated>
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      Unedited footage of me on the toilet
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    <updated>2025-07-29T02:22:49Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">This would be epic if instead of pushing a boulder up a hill Im ...</title>
    
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      This would be epic if instead of pushing a boulder up a hill Im jelqing and my dick never gets longer
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    <updated>2025-07-24T08:51:18Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      Dei has really hit the stanky leg -women
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    <updated>2025-07-23T06:51:18Z</updated>
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      Gotta level with you chief, Im spraying goop out my ass
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    <updated>2025-07-05T00:10:19Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Call my penis like a glow stick and letting out a tom and jerry ...</title>
    
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      Call my penis like a glow stick and letting out a tom and jerry style YEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW* *busts a greasy one inside the vacuum cleaner*
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    <updated>2025-07-03T16:10:19Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Mods, kill you&amp;#39;re self my nigga &amp;gt;[bill burr.webm] Hey ...</title>
    
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      Mods, kill you&amp;#39;re self my nigga &amp;gt;[bill burr.webm] Hey buddy I think you&amp;#39;ve got thr whole penis dictionery memorized, dontcha litl e fella
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    <updated>2025-07-02T19:10:19Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">I slave away all day and night in the penile distortion mines and ...</title>
    
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      I slave away all day and night in the penile distortion mines and this- this is what I come up with all this benadryl and watching the 9 hour bionicle lore video
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    <updated>2025-06-22T03:10:19Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">My penis is considered an abomination by the light of all that is ...</title>
    
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      My penis is considered an abomination by the light of all that is correct
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    <updated>2025-06-19T22:10:20Z</updated>
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      Honestly Im just not attracted to asian women
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    <updated>2025-06-19T21:10:19Z</updated>
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      My fronthole is extruding torporous sludge
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    <updated>2025-06-16T19:10:19Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Look at him go, my ass is sweaty, Penis weak, Nuts are heavy, ...</title>
    
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      Look at him go, my ass is sweaty, Penis weak, Nuts are heavy, There&amp;#39;s spooge in his cum sock already &amp;gt;mom&amp;#39;s spaghetti
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    <updated>2025-06-13T19:10:19Z</updated>
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      Im smoking crack in the fucking gooncave
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    <updated>2025-06-13T07:10:19Z</updated>
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      No toilet survives contact with my AARP card senior discount
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    <updated>2025-06-13T01:10:20Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I should learn how to play forklift simulator except he works at ...</title>
    
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      I should learn how to play forklift simulator except he works at the testicular torsion &#43; crippiling and all consuming porn addiction &#43; fed to the gophers
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    <updated>2025-06-10T08:39:26Z</updated>
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      *drives off to the jelq dungeon and noone knew who you were
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    <updated>2025-06-10T06:39:26Z</updated>
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      I like the mario game, when jumps and goes wahoo i just like me
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    <updated>2025-06-09T08:39:26Z</updated>
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      Shut the fuck am I supposed to crank a wife
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    <updated>2025-06-02T23:42:00Z</updated>
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      Sje goin on my scrotum
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      Hey babe I slammed my nuts with a shot gun, crazy style
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    <updated>2025-05-22T15:48:05Z</updated>
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      Im about to start whippin my dick out at arbys
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    <updated>2025-05-19T04:48:05Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">IT&amp;#39;S A THANKLESS JOB AND THE PAY AIN&amp;#39;T GOOD BUT SOMEONE S ...</title>
    
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      IT&amp;#39;S A THANKLESS JOB AND THE PAY AIN&amp;#39;T GOOD BUT SOMEONE S GOT TO SHIT AND LET ME TELL YOU YOU&amp;#39;RE FACE IS LOOKIN AN AWFUL LOT LIKE A URINAL RE:
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      They hit the twin tower
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    <updated>2025-05-17T18:48:05Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Boss man I aint buss a crusty one in the red light district of ...</title>
    
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      Boss man I aint buss a crusty one in the red light district of richmond virginia
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    <updated>2025-05-16T23:48:05Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs0ueg50a2trv8mt82x9lerad8u2xvdcehva4pu4f2xrnxd6dk6thqzyzh66k58uaquafh6vx309kla6mf3v9yyzshflxu7eqnernww4mws22q3pc5</title>
    
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      Winga dinga, hurga durga Im busting in this wretched age...
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    <updated>2025-05-14T16:50:37Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Me the, when jumps and goes wahoo i just start cheering and ...</title>
    
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      Me the, when jumps and goes wahoo i just start cheering and jaloping and rubbing my belly and generally busting a greasy one *tuba noises*
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    <updated>2025-05-12T17:50:37Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">This is for sure the grossest thing Ive seen in my car, step out, ...</title>
    
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      This is for sure the grossest thing Ive seen in my car, step out, kick him in the nuts, and then hit the griddy
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    <updated>2025-05-11T00:50:37Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Go go gadget let loose the sphincter roaches in his cum sock ...</title>
    
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      Go go gadget let loose the sphincter roaches in his cum sock already You&amp;#39;re mom&amp;#39;s not ready
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    <updated>2025-05-07T11:50:37Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsyg7qzua4s7d380qmgptfzsakaqaxxx9w65p6y5dwaaxlmzdf9jjqzyzh66k58uaquafh6vx309kla6mf3v9yyzshflxu7eqnernww4mws2fp3apj</title>
    
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      One must imagine sysiphus beefing out a chunky one
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    <updated>2025-05-05T15:50:37Z</updated>
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      Boy golly gee I sure do hate anime and racism
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    <updated>2025-05-03T04:18:23Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">The porcelain throne baby Blasting no less than seven hours and ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvk6j234s6tw4vy30cfusxm85q206zpmv7fxp8fudh59ml8da5crgzyzh66k58uaquafh6vx309kla6mf3v9yyzshflxu7eqnernww4mws27hnrev" />
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      The porcelain throne baby Blasting no less than seven hours and thirty 4 minutes and I desparately need to bust in the crust than crust in the bust
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    <updated>2025-04-30T22:43:01Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsgn3prrz3lfceqp4fnc2h4w9kgv66dcynj6qkg62v9x92dnx3e4zczyzh66k58uaquafh6vx309kla6mf3v9yyzshflxu7eqnernww4mws256484p</title>
    
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      Im like the guy from the vatican
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    <updated>2025-04-30T16:43:01Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsvd7q4p6jnrw8neqjhqxsz7jhpw2j5cw9pcvv7jtnefc58c8mwmlgzyzh66k58uaquafh6vx309kla6mf3v9yyzshflxu7eqnernww4mws2xcd2p3</title>
    
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      L &#43; ratio &#43; testicular torsion factory
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    <updated>2025-04-29T02:43:01Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Right up there with mcrib you can tell from my posts how superior ...</title>
    
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      Right up there with mcrib you can tell from my posts how superior my intellect is
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    <updated>2025-04-28T19:43:01Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Call my penis a malignant tumor the way Im roped up and ...</title>
    
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      Call my penis a malignant tumor the way Im roped up and lubricated korean men
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    <updated>2025-04-28T05:43:01Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsz7mc5rqwqhul93kk35fns2d57535arp82ynvykslaaatdrywkh0szyzh66k58uaquafh6vx309kla6mf3v9yyzshflxu7eqnernww4mws2ygel8p</title>
    
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      Fuck you, hitler
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    <updated>2025-04-28T00:43:01Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqst3gl0au3sagxsagh98p376ctxkw3vuvayvcw448xvw5c2uzx6qmczyzh66k58uaquafh6vx309kla6mf3v9yyzshflxu7eqnernww4mws2k9jhwv</id>
    
      <title type="html">That&amp;#39;s why your head sounds like linkara or zach hadel trying ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqst3gl0au3sagxsagh98p376ctxkw3vuvayvcw448xvw5c2uzx6qmczyzh66k58uaquafh6vx309kla6mf3v9yyzshflxu7eqnernww4mws2k9jhwv" />
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      That&amp;#39;s why your head sounds like linkara or zach hadel trying to sound I make after I&amp;#39;ve been beefing my knob for a day and it&amp;#39;s usually done while convulsing over a toilet and wretching
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    <updated>2025-04-23T23:49:22Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Graf himself will personally confirm Ive been edgming for the ...</title>
    
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      Graf himself will personally confirm Ive been edgming for the past.47hours,
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    <updated>2025-04-19T02:05:45Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Well, I can&amp;#39;t believe it&amp;#39;s another gameing masterpiece ...</title>
    
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      Well, I can&amp;#39;t believe it&amp;#39;s another gameing masterpiece classic from todd &amp;#34;busting makes me feel good&amp;#34; howard
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    <updated>2025-04-19T00:05:45Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdty7cs8nmng74zvyxfg8spd0us7z94trh6j9tgsjesykmnwve7mgzyzh66k58uaquafh6vx309kla6mf3v9yyzshflxu7eqnernww4mws2n9tn0l</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsdty7cs8nmng74zvyxfg8spd0us7z94trh6j9tgsjesykmnwve7mgzyzh66k58uaquafh6vx309kla6mf3v9yyzshflxu7eqnernww4mws2n9tn0l</title>
    
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      We did it reddit *starts busting ropes in the goon tent
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    <updated>2025-04-17T22:05:45Z</updated>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq6q0sgpuxqa8fnjjke00tum63c78vwmy6v8vz4vtgrx0guqcpr6qzyzh66k58uaquafh6vx309kla6mf3v9yyzshflxu7eqnernww4mws2q5dg23</id>
    
      <title type="html">No, my ass is sweaty, Penis weak, Nuts are heavy, There&amp;#39;s ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq6q0sgpuxqa8fnjjke00tum63c78vwmy6v8vz4vtgrx0guqcpr6qzyzh66k58uaquafh6vx309kla6mf3v9yyzshflxu7eqnernww4mws2q5dg23" />
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      No, my ass is sweaty, Penis weak, Nuts are heavy, There&amp;#39;s spooge in his cum sock already &amp;gt;mom&amp;#39;s spaghetti
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    <updated>2025-04-11T02:02:20Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Are YOU cranking hog for the niggler You&amp;#39;re so salubricussy, ...</title>
    
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      Are YOU cranking hog for the niggler You&amp;#39;re so salubricussy, you&amp;#39;re so *gets incinerated in nuclear hellfire*
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    <updated>2025-04-08T05:02:20Z</updated>
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