2026-11-07T08:02:34Z https://njump.me super famichad :bookit: https://njump.me/npub149hwr7w2w0wvzvnn9w479eqlcd6fqn56v956zyvceqhjjq3vuwys7f9ewm https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/accounts/avatars/113/742/797/582/885/838/original/ba356dda7ea59e20.jpeg https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/accounts/avatars/113/742/797/582/885/838/original/ba356dda7ea59e20.jpeg https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvvpdkrczunqjg54phfwpw2k3yf08yu02guqrzcyfmpxzztmxp9qgzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjvcaf8j i’ll never achieve a shadow of the confidence of the youth walking around the mall in an “I 🖤 yaoi” tshirt 2026-10-30T18:11:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx95mg9chfee2pg0k3rcst35pflt9hwyqaz2068g3uujfvz7vszeqzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjshvrv8 recommend upgrading to the latest available phở as soon as possible 2026-10-21T16:26:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrrnhy8chdw3purl7puf9h9adv2hecy32hpp6huuwjtad4233356qzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjdfeerl oh no we are 42 minutes past when mom would have ended the nap so that bedtime will still happen but i was also napping 2026-10-01T02:43:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0zc78jz4qch4r7adw6wnqrs92fjnn0zqzgx6k7zpnm7654fuv7gqzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjk7e4en In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszp4927xnsvv6tgy7wx33setwl2p9962gl6vyvnec8e5k7j9e44jcz2ppqr'>nevent1q…ppqr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>i’m probably not right 2026-09-06T05:01:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszp4927xnsvv6tgy7wx33setwl2p9962gl6vyvnec8e5k7j9e44jczyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cj3ey855 butter chicken or in-‘er-butt-chick, amirite 2026-09-06T04:59:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswunfkez3tcfwtjw7jt5d707323agsjy0wr8ndghh7xlvuz50tjyczyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjjxd49e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrwnv2r2g8wtgw7yyknzmhupr4wcjj2770n3l6wytejarq72c3z5g9953jn'>nevent1q…53jn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>anthony kiedis is a manifestation of sheogorath, is what i’m saying 2026-08-30T18:56:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrwnv2r2g8wtgw7yyknzmhupr4wcjj2770n3l6wytejarq72c3z5gzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjx9j7sl an elder scrolls where all the in-game lore books are just rhcp lyrics 2026-08-30T18:45:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdfe3uu95ctsqpav5rayjudgaf6hqq5dpzy82vaz67cahrw9qj24czyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjljess4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2mhzcp7hzn79getc7gevpg0hrf6jj4jyfqshmjsm9gdfkk6hd6cq0nkmky'>nevent1q…kmky</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>incidentally, i hope she will develop the dexterity to use a gamepad soon 2026-08-18T20:18:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2mhzcp7hzn79getc7gevpg0hrf6jj4jyfqshmjsm9gdfkk6hd6cqzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjl2hnyf my kid has been having such a fun life and she can’t even read yet! hard to conceive how much more cool stuff that’s gonna unlock, like finally getting to explore the open world after the tutorial 2026-08-18T20:17:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz9z4gxvs4acynsxdqv3k7sqru2x5cvmu0y25xkehhfsy8un0zvcqzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjnuylyl if birds are so cool how come there’s no trirds 2026-08-06T01:54:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyprredgsncvcnv5nux003m4h6wjhw6c7gmjvuxqvp4xwwvf6h0jczyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cj4l242s guy (owner?) at the record shop: can I help you find anything?<br/><br/>me: no, i’m just enjoying touching and looking at these<br/><br/>guy: yeah totally, thanks for coming in 2026-08-04T03:08:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqr4wpzn7jgeumuftpkstl83zjstzezp3fg6egt6a99c4kyfk5gqszyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjst2rar <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1n7wu8w7pdphr3pcv6qvankrpx79kc74ajyehdspcs3z79awqxlcsjygs8g" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Flock of Cats 🐈 🐈 🐈 🍂</span> (<span class="italic">npub1n7w…gs8g</span>)</a></span> dad dinner!<br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/967/167/515/962/615/original/f780aeb0e4910e64.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-07-23T03:29:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrp95c59hh5p0va0sjpp3j6rtfw9dnyxctnkfzck8y5jlgw8w09pszyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cja5cfx7 can you use chopsticks? 2026-07-11T04:07:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx23ht7tfzc72ajpn5u3t0fystqsu4m4wa6aacejvxakzma9mqfkszyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjmxgtj2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxqv2xs2t70fr80chyt765n89rvnx2azasvfvha3t30aduvecep9cuvfl78'>nevent1q…fl78</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>think about how completely hinged and well-moderated a vr walmart would be 2026-05-30T20:42:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsryerexmzh9qjl5hz43xjw0t4px0hfpkvyd6ts0le3p853np5ekpqzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjplpkkl It’s so cool that we all use Apple Vision Pros for our normal personal computing tasks now. Love that 2026-05-30T20:22:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgerz5y9t7pav75qfsrt2n7na9tw93mxhfhyqvujcus564m4e29pqzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjp6cttw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd99j5w39vz5vqarjnz2f9yus8ue2g7jr9njkezpyly7pq4jwdtlgzjgphe'>nevent1q…gphe</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Jean-Luc Picard is an anagram of Dracula, Nice PJ 🤔 2026-05-26T00:59:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd99j5w39vz5vqarjnz2f9yus8ue2g7jr9njkezpyly7pq4jwdtlgzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjutth3p In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs24l24vjhfu2kptuvfvjkvzxuzdekfvv5xttncjfrv353mw7lvw3q0d96mk'>nevent1q…96mk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And if it pleases the court: a quick sidebar<br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/638/114/435/889/253/original/fa60f906d6402a05.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-05-26T00:46:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs24l24vjhfu2kptuvfvjkvzxuzdekfvv5xttncjfrv353mw7lvw3qzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cj6xqshy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq0dsp4znmp50es9qspj2spltg2ff06dczdz869ctpv9mjszy778s2ney3f'>nevent1q…ey3f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Exhibit A:<br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/638/107/296/774/494/original/032bbd0e9007961a.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-05-26T00:44:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfe6k4fdeuwn9n0wxr2ry8fdg9n4n8k32xwgyhaggacgv5hvpecvqzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cj4q77zu <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1f39r38cq95pjxhjk0d6nm7df5ltf8dh0vrlq765slxkcras4axus63mhn9" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>spooksolotl</span> (<span class="italic">npub1f39…mhn9</span>)</a></span> <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub14lsrv4079jq689utv3jhs3zgtskgmvmn29vnjs7fafd5u4202z7s8mcydh" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>SaltPhoenix</span> (<span class="italic">npub14ls…cydh</span>)</a></span> how are you doing over there? I haven’t heard much, but it sounds like potential for damage from the earthquake last night. You ok? 2026-05-23T17:28:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq0dsp4znmp50es9qspj2spltg2ff06dczdz869ctpv9mjszy778szyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjyt9cug is it cheating to watch the episodes of tng where deanna troi wears that teal dress 2026-05-22T21:07:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp4t93jk0dwwx6uqg2mt9fsgc6k373mdhaevvvtphlyy2u3s8mqpqzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cj9qm4n9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstdp50xnn9ppynf3m3n6luqkmzvjh6fps0dyzexrhg0c88gcmmx4cdc5wgj'>nevent1q…5wgj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>it’ll be so much quieter, too, maybe 2026-04-30T21:25:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgsvvwhs9u7s64nct2ucwfs9x6jesl7u6s2luzfmtv6spywvg75vszyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjdmveuv RE: <a href="https://retro.pizza/@chad/116462493685911541">https://retro.pizza/@chad/116462493685911541</a><br/><br/>nobody answered :blobcat_party:<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note14dlatzy9zl7003cqmyvuty588h9y2jey7rfref25hjclqya38mhq8akmwe" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note14dl…kmwe</a></span><br/> </div> What’s your favorite topography and why is it karst? </blockquote> 2026-04-29T06:27:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2kl743zz30l8hcuqdjxw9j2rnmjj9fvj0p53u542tev0szwcnamszyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjp4ytju What’s your favorite topography and why is it karst? 2026-04-25T00:23:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvk5ga8rgz4hn4recy93r9td5jgrp2wrkl4fkzf9tge764jfn5hegzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjl3x7l3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2a5mvgq04ewcx4xs6mgcv044tepu0ksjf24luavq2kgmfe0q36qsx9rrd3'>nevent1q…rrd3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>do the leaves or other parts have any of the cardamom essence? 2026-04-24T23:02:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfdejl0j07ejdnkdpk8hs8gmtjwqawhl0wyce2q37zazrh99e635gzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cj57jxjj Crack open a cardamom pod and get those spicy little things in with the next batch of coffee beans before you grind em up 2026-04-24T20:19:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9xqgscxmfhjjgx4c7ss2x0stdngpvpzuy0aq04a4wn2u4cvhlgfgzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjz74kkp My cat’s body is a machine that turns blades of grass into puked-up blades of grass 2026-04-22T03:48:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqlptm9q0vncrf3sdhuwpmafwcyw54t4psx20cwrdz5f0kzkh4qmgzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjupcunw We keep doing wars about oil and I’m learning it’s not even one of the tasty oils?? 2026-04-01T06:08:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy0qg5n625vt9h8gc6z0zfutrf8sjkct545a28tlz2jkp5457pr4gzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjwe5m2n “at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountain side.”<br/><br/>- me, disposing of the plastic container the Costco cake came in 2026-03-21T02:30:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz4k9mplz4afcxahslneq997ewp64n527dexr0v68fvj8s3sxnpvgzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjrrclec 🔍 singular of ravioli raviol raviolo raviolum best free 2026 no virus 2026-03-12T23:35:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf8gq03y0nj2qudgeh77yf7uz0zv6vmsg9mjhranuwryalm5scrnszyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjpamazh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsplfe7xhvp9jfl3mdvrg8d2a46x5hwnjqnn9z0zd0uyd7ct6hu3pqd7g69y'>nevent1q…g69y</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Look at this STR glyph<br/> <img src="https://retro.pizza/system/media_attachments/files/116/104/529/765/630/369/original/3aa5e11ef4790f42.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-02-20T19:08:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsplfe7xhvp9jfl3mdvrg8d2a46x5hwnjqnn9z0zd0uyd7ct6hu3pqzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjq3s583 Of interest to possibly nobody who follows me: the <a href="https://formula1.com">https://formula1.com</a> website looks good and functions well with JavaScript disabled.<br/><br/>Also they have some really interesting stuff going on with ligatures in their fonts. 2026-02-20T19:00:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfms5hpe0jnem4t50j9nhsps8rlu68pmczrh8eg2mne6ay9gg3xtgzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjdj7qaf I put a basil plant in the ground and it’s like those sheep that grow so much wool they can’t walk<br/> <img src="https://retro.pizza/system/media_attachments/files/115/970/663/874/148/686/original/49a75957489d924c.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-28T03:45:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxrze49qqhsdf9c3hd203s2lg2rglfcxaktm3y45qhsp39zatwrlczyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cj765zl0 Pop quiz! Who does Apple Music think is similar to Michael Jackson, Charli xcx, AND George Strait?<br/> <img src="https://retro.pizza/system/media_attachments/files/115/697/701/147/430/224/original/831b261dfc25e367.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-10T22:47:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswff8vfkkcmjul08z586www27vmchy9nxdkklk3s6vjj0f9m8huxszyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjs9wekc PRESCHOOLER STATUS REPORT<br/><br/>BASIC NEEDS: UNMET<br/><br/>ISSUE: CRYING TOO HARD TO EAT OR SLEEP<br/><br/>CAUSE: DAD OPENED THE RICE KRISPIE TREAT WRAPPER WRONG 2025-11-26T01:07:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdf608nde4j23pc7g5du2q7k4a2q4upvudj7f3pa3hpn9say4sr9szyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cj86vdna I saw a dad wearing an Ash Ketchum costume and he seemed pretty happy which is the point, so that’s good.<br/><br/>But also he made me realize that he and I are how old Ash would be if he had been aging this whole time, so that was incredibly rude. 2025-10-26T16:15:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdgmw327hqz5a7hqpqfz230h9fwdje868hreefe2any22sa87zrxqzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjaz3asm If I were a cert I would simply just not expire, it would be easy for me 2025-09-12T18:27:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9ftn8eselekan3hk9p0mgd3ae44c6k2p58mecn8kdkeqd2epat3szyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjdt2wwn If you want to know how dialed-in I am: the prevailing thought in my head today is “under what circumstances would somebody want to set a 9 hour delay on their dishwasher” 2025-09-10T21:22:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst5g89v8t2ngffw8zmsltn47fmu2dq0lkthucl3khhhy3sh86dygczyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjufqj3v Because it took the Algorithm too long to feed me this, I will share it with you:<br/><br/><a href="https://youtu.be/GIm-FQyY2Hc">https://youtu.be/GIm-FQyY2Hc</a><br/><br/>If you enjoy Taskmaster for the unfair challenges and silly accents, check out Guy Montgomery’s Spelling Bee. 2025-09-04T05:56:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvpvmkgz0r3lersvw6va2tavgs4lp9fl76sqznz9ewy5lxjntzlsczyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cj0auqm0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfl2pprdqwq5h7ch8lekj5w6xcrfcrzefnzfer8dguv6xj40c0t7sfqxdnk'>nevent1q…xdnk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>My baby doesn’t sleep through the night and every morning I have to clean up cat pee from something that I would really rather not have cat pee on. I’m not sure if these facts are related. 2025-08-25T02:12:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfl2pprdqwq5h7ch8lekj5w6xcrfcrzefnzfer8dguv6xj40c0t7szyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjmz929n My hair is going gray very quickly now 2025-08-25T02:11:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf5hkqrwrs48tdu2hx06w26y5pvxvk5dvu2nwqak8v5rqgme2x4tczyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cj2hkc7c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv257uwraq7rpqwmzw7hgssfctt0sk8dyfw4j3gm08jdgcsvjtp3qa7gt02'>nevent1q…gt02</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Dang, I read the terms and it&#39;s actually pretty fucked cc #jortsdothorse #jortsforce #jorteverycorporatetou #teamjorts<br/> <img src="https://retro.pizza/system/media_attachments/files/115/069/237/537/588/648/original/65dcca01d00da04b.png"> <br/> 2025-08-21T23:02:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv257uwraq7rpqwmzw7hgssfctt0sk8dyfw4j3gm08jdgcsvjtp3qzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjdncfp7 Big news for pants enthusiasts everywhere: Levi&#39;s® has updated their Terms of Use!<br/><br/>This is one I’ve been waiting on for a while. Feels good to see this from the iconic brand 2025-08-21T22:24:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdt0735xvmsuptc4hh3gp3437ea9dtc259wlj8r5mfztnq58rtx3gzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cj76m2s3 wish I could take better bird pictures. here are some ‘alae ‘ula we met during a work day at a park with my wife’s hālau hula.<br/> <img src="https://retro.pizza/system/media_attachments/files/114/889/210/492/301/892/original/b71d6d0131da6062.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-07-21T03:57:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstdfnynrus3qhfsen37j3rm5crynqfevu0xr0y9tpgcaxtj35lwpszyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjls9564 The best part of waking up is barehanding the last chunk of cake in the dark while everyone else sleeps, peacefully unaware as you feed the wild urges of the animal in your soul that can only be tranquilized by partially-hydrogenated soybean oil and high fructose corn syrup in that unholy imitation of whipped cream 2025-05-28T16:51:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszee57566zsaaf0xz492955shc4yhfrfgrlypn2hucfrkh4jthcvczyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cj3kak30 🎶 [Jet voice]<br/>I said are you gonna brush your teeth<br/>🎵 2025-05-03T06:12:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgtwk43rhl9sx5y3p6h8nl75qmncz2j4rnuq730tw5cchj5ar69ggzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjhegx9z Which are you? 2025-04-21T00:33:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrqqrs0wasaqm7azumkqczn068ptj822twgcfvllutq5mdfagllfczyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjps9yeq I’ve decided I’m from Chicago. If you want a shibboleth we can talk about Bob Rohrman. 2025-04-13T20:30:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqum7e5xv06m5jhgrwd0svc2lypaudlzxndj4hnhz0l2rxwez4exqzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjnu6vj4 If watercress turns out to be a brassica I swear to god 2025-03-30T03:53:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr745s04p5nxg4ctyl5yeqhsh0n7r5zja2y6vjhq84rq5xz6qnhggzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjfvpnc0 Your outie makes regular and effective use of many specialized kitchen gadgets. 2025-03-07T05:42:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqtp0rw33tpqmw3dyn4uk498k4xqeh4cga3w9thq06u2lkz076m7czyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjpz7kfe if any of you are looking for a good time and place to hack up some gross sludge, my cats recommend 3am on the nice rug 2025-03-03T13:36:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszd8a862gzy9hgyunagx3lkcf9zcrc2p7xutkfdprvarzttt7eckgzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cj4ce5e2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy6q6mnuvdgadhs98kutq68qh7h0m47fpe08lc54qap0hft83gstggc6mwq'>nevent1q…6mwq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I wouldn’t have wanted to see it coming anyway 2025-02-25T07:38:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfv6unmw9jmxeu7ccaqd0kkfmc9d8hvusp5twd9medguk9vcrvkugzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cj84h4pz I have eaten of the Forbidden Fruit and must live forever with the knowledge that, as I jam out to the hottest rhythm and pop from the 90s and 2000s on Retro 97.1, it is just like my mom listening to the oldies station when I was a child. 2025-02-17T22:49:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqste9w3rgaxy7qtg3rfcshm6f6vpdejx5d2vff2fu0v87an96mazqczyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjsu2hrg Here&#39;s the code you requested:<br/><br/>783 102 567<br/><br/>This code does not expire. I will never ask you for this code. Do not share this code with anyone, even me, no matter how much I beg and plead. This code must be leashed when taken to public parks. Do not get this code wet. 2025-02-12T17:36:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvjyf7kzsv2xlvjxzce2d4pps8j7vuud4sgp32ua0rj6gvgrmukaszyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjlwk62q In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz3nh2dm70fjm5x7kvhmqg78usmmrx2zwdh2t5y7ps2gt5de5s5lqj0vcm5'>nevent1q…vcm5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>yup 2025-02-11T20:52:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxzwppj2a94vxentvsf3et6hfmpcyyc2ys73zkd3zq6cvryp93f4czyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cj677ht8 veterinarian: Here are some pills to help your cat be less stressed. You have to capture him, pin him down, and shove one down his throat twice a day. Let me know if you see any improvement! 2025-02-08T00:49:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9zaalhntuwn4nqhhklc6y7cku80wqf5u2cvkjv044j2m5h3ryexgzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjnf2zwu Posting this as its own thing: Happy Year of the Cartoonishly Enthusiastic Snake!<br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/113/907/451/200/630/364/original/fb108281da217496.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/113/907/451/497/379/790/original/f0f6ba8ae74c87a1.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-01-28T18:42:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvyfy8ddjy4w7jax6re5t7h4rjg4s8fe8thc2lw0kmj8k99yqtswgzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cj7sjjxr a little moment to be proud of Hawaii today: I&#39;m applying for a government job and they have TWENTY GENDERS for me to choose from (including &#34;not in list&#34;) 2025-01-23T22:55:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspjlayqx2ucnx6kn9w8fh2c2qv5cgtnf8e2g00nkhl8mzfdhdvyngzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjgy2tkw On the one hand, I think it would be fun to find cat doppelgängers and share photos. On the other hand, there are only like 10 different cat designs 2025-01-23T19:10:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsggdmhhej0kwtsg6kae94d8nz36gw069r9mh4ad4gyqsu0lpgu8lczyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cj0y5jzl i installed my own ceiling light and i have the house fire to prove it 2025-01-19T00:08:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyuscgmay5tyxql5843nyaxm2t20z3g79u2jfaxg4kyt5fwu5khmqzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjc9ugck When you call Pixelfed an “Instagram alternative” you misunderstand that Instagram is not a photo-sharing app for people anymore. <br/><br/>If you have a lot of active friends, you can spend maybe 5 minutes catching up on their stories. Then you can spend hours watching algorithmically-targeted, attention-stealing ads as “Content.”<br/><br/>Instagram is YouTube for Kids for Parents. It’s mass brainless preoccupation.<br/><br/>Pixelfed actually is a place for people to share photos. 2025-01-15T17:34:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxc8q2futn98ts49fpxgrp4sulpnmhfl0xfmlratryej3ys506ecqzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjeszdyr he’s more shit now than post 2025-01-14T01:07:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspcf8puf4n097gdge7psyt5lj39z23ap72pe5upa6pf7y7m0x8rzczyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjfs2ara In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspe23pt4gawmr5r9l0lkfsy6a987y4de3w9c8hmfrd6dplpe3t5aqjmn763'>nevent1q…n763</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I had a bunch of baby stuff to keep dry, but yeah I felt silly. Better to just wait or get in the water til it blows over 2025-01-12T01:17:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2dyufpu88jx8shys9v7fx7v0ah39t3grlg8vdg7tqynt05m5syfczyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjdjkcw7 rain hits waikiki and it’s like God kicked an anthill 2025-01-12T01:07:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfgvlzll8pj7c9z5ns8v5374s5svqm7gh9gewwmlx6qcjv2tl9gaczyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjzrwzxj When I die, I want you to melt down all of my allen wrenches and forge them into a blade. Only this weapon will be able to avenge me. 2025-01-07T23:32:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqu6umpe7xdesm5vewk627r7dsdn96h3psrs8dhj9rytj2x92krggzyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cjv9zqdc I haven’t gained weight; I’m enlarged to show detail. 2025-01-07T00:42:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfeta893ptrz8lz946ygqlc4ekr0rg9kn9z0m45tuk0hedu505kzczyz5kac0eefeaesfjwv46hchyrlphfyzwnfskngg3nryz72gz9n3cj3j638m The only way to stop a bad guy with an exploding cybertruck is a good guy with another exploding cybertruck 2025-01-02T00:37:02Z