2026-04-21T00:48:21Z https://njump.me Brie https://njump.me/npub14expwcsvnvaqgylaqx0a06vrmfpmyzq7w956hm9hwexrxw5mllcsymcqa0 https://blossom.primal.net/631a06bab9edf77c75dfa6eb7bbcb65329dace46f62d41a1271ca3e08a6a515c.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/631a06bab9edf77c75dfa6eb7bbcb65329dace46f62d41a1271ca3e08a6a515c.jpg https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd2wh59fagwujyfnkc5rhv3edvzfpp8y6rnkcvm722c2k432lrn0szyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzsdm6fj People never learn<br/><br/> 2026-08-10T18:57:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrk30gr40rzzcxnjmn8uum4lkw42h3dcsr65s77d73wsj9aha9lmszyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz06lmyc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgqfljrynq00523q808ge6x396ccczttcqng7gfuxf97yz8ly8qnqldxd6f'>nevent1q…xd6f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>He was in the wheelchair in Degrassi 2026-08-10T18:38:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs04uf5w9lea0y8a79tm3f72jp2wacvmjdtvlqxte4ye6hlgrn6fygzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzkvugqg A stranger with your door 🔑 <br/>Explaining that im just visiting <br/><br/>Your palms are sweaty <br/>I’m barely listening <br/><br/><a href="https://open.spotify.com/track/2Qyd6O0zzGrA8Ml2IClSW9">https://open.spotify.com/track/2Qyd6O0zzGrA8Ml2IClSW9</a> 2026-08-10T03:25:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst4lwkc7zgfyqserwjt48a7vpjtlh35whrwdnyd5e9als4yjnw7jgzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz6zw8pj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdp3u9c7jjsgeduh2j745z3kqanx7quhjjph3ctqk48w2y3tz0lfsk42fyl'>nevent1q…2fyl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Is it weird that I thought of you… 😭😂😭😂😭 I was like omg when I share this dating story techs gonna die 2026-08-08T02:35:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxzy4ry3grd3t676e9z9cke6y9sc78vgchl8nzpxqvm9q7n24kjfgzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz8j8zxj The car in question<br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/2aa870aafd92c5c06f18373a46a6047af6113f0dbc8e63f151a92fca2e32d35e.jpg"> <blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqspc4lgsvvtqjzcc35slaxnmeeuznu7cmlsx7hefr0kg2r0ne07a8s4vrnrk" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…rnrk</a></span> </div> Was he driving a hot wheels I don’t understand how that’s possible. </blockquote> 2026-08-08T02:25:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9rdydvraww74ef0y8wkh3tchsp5pyf5luj6nmee0v4fh3pf477cszyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz4084yk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspc4lgsvvtqjzcc35slaxnmeeuznu7cmlsx7hefr0kg2r0ne07a8s4vrnrk'>nevent1q…rnrk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I’ll send a pic hold on… he custom built it but it’s this build and I only know because I found it to tell my gay bff who LOVES THIS STORY SO MUCH hahah 2026-08-08T02:22:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqnhulvjzxjc9ts483xdk5lccx774js3ufeemxujpptj9gq3c9tsgzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzwslzmh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszee6xgl4r4em6fklnn4aspptrr6u3ep0rrgsv7wamhs3j8ma5pqsax598w'>nevent1q…598w</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Anyway the whole time he was slow rolling he was already underneath my jeep 2026-08-08T02:20:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszee6xgl4r4em6fklnn4aspptrr6u3ep0rrgsv7wamhs3j8ma5pqszyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzkgyrwk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2sn68em95k4j225c9h5ln4atpst8mqxpeu2qp9jxk0mqs7yd97lsx3xjm8'>nevent1q…xjm8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>No dude this was like… he was like slow rolling on the peddle and I could here the car reeving trying to slow move forward and I was like “I think somethings wrong like it doesn’t make sense you’re fitting this way” and he’s like my car won’t move forward but I had NO FUCKING ELECTRICITY IN THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD SO he and I couldn’t see shit 2026-08-08T02:20:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrdgweh4qpaken75wqweun2n93veuvsvmv088n2nzsz0q0uu3rd5szyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzjzduf3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvgc7dtuhfufd4mqgtm9tl44h997v7a64gt0n5u8n83cgcer0w7gqw9jkcr'>nevent1q…jkcr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🫂 2026-08-08T02:10:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9gvupsl7ayz5mxwqp540k049ddn38n79ukcwatekx0va3g2dtp9gzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzlnqptx Okay real time story time… because wow how boring is the timeline and now it’s been long enough (2 weeks) that I can disclose my recent dating failure <br/><br/>I went out with this dude who custom built race cars and this dude crashed his $250,000+ race car into my car and it went COMPLETELY UNDERNEATH MY JEEP<br/><br/>He was convinced he could fit in behind my jeep in the driveway…<br/><br/>Which okay fine, I felt bad but like wowzzzzzz you trusted your car cam over a person with thousands of days experience parking here<br/><br/>BUT THEN THIS DUDE CAME OVER AGAIN AND CRASHED HIS SHIT INTO MY JEEP A WHOLE SECOND TIME<br/><br/>DUDE CRASHED A CAR MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A MCLAREN INTO MY SHITBOX CAR 2X <br/><br/>all because he trusted a car cam over my experience<br/><br/> 2026-08-08T02:10:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstej8cenhawgem3gkuuyax9znj3aerheswxkaf7x4trmhy73h8rvszyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzwjwepl It’s crazy how some women are just so f beautiful … in any angle, in any light, at any weight<br/><br/>It’s like magic 2026-08-08T01:51:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs099x7tu47heye8nfch84t3qw0tfypptsr4rpf9y5c7qynwv5h8mqzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzmn864n GM<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqsgkk6e6asvfyg0smp3mwum7qrxutxgazvwwm684y5yf467w6yyfpgtzhe4c" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…he4c</a></span> </div> gm<br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqs9hxchhxjt8w89v79w6fu3d9nw2u0vm7feymaa4jdw0mcglkhmfnqsmxeg6" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…xeg6</a></span> </blockquote> 2026-08-07T09:19:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstex9ur57ty07mh0vduc4gfmjr8zarv59pv954j270mtgak8knpuqzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzgzz6vg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq9lcaj33kjqpgd3vl3q6zrnzrpddvslyra0wxuyhp8ahyw3sscglxzvh'>nevent1q…xzvh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If you’re seeds were not generated on a coldcard this is good however WHEREVER those seeds were generated needs to be high entropy <br/><br/>I don’t want to respond to something like this question with a flippant response because time is literally of the essence<br/><br/>So please just do some short research on Linus Torvalds and Linux and entropy and Claussius entropy<br/><br/>Like just stick those terms in an LLM 2026-08-07T02:43:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswr96ernuf522j4efeescnuqdy4e4sadeggg86z3xp48s45fa26cgzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz6smv7r Think about it like this… you will have two things happening at once<br/><br/>A key space collapsing.<br/>A chain split where those keys are technically valid on both chains.<br/><br/>They are going to ransack your coins.<br/><br/>- 🤷🏼‍♀️ <blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqs9xcx7afrc6cvft7jeweq0cpzvqr6spcg0wmn6m9rena23z2rl96gmgaf23" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…af23</a></span> </div> Will also try to learn what this part means, I can probably wrap my head around that one important piece of the puzzle. Thanks for the tip </blockquote> 2026-08-07T02:18:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfnn9y0ez8cu2c98t6fwfupe5ev2xefq5jnhez5xp6x68tcm26vjszyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzqdgkqs In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstshyg6tjyfcurs6ark0u5y5lcccsr46m3dh2dd2a55ef96agf6ygtngner'>nevent1q…gner</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You can be useful by reminding people that good actors would never seriously risk a chain split with no replay protection<br/><br/>The only time you don’t add replay protection is if you plan to rob users 2026-08-07T02:07:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgkhxycsaa3dwu77ft3j7892ytkyn9vruadqfaz830le2enwkx4xszyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzv20h59 Super convenient for the bip110 folks that <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qqsw3znfr6vdnxrujezjrhlkqqjlvpcqx79ys7gcph9mkjjsy7zsgygpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t03svk44" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>N</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…vk44</span>)</a></span> (who was one of the only people who understood the absolutely fucked scam bip110 was) is out of the way<br/><br/>Disgraceful. <br/><br/>Watch how the people push ing bip110 convince you guys to navigate this so they can rob you <br/><br/>NVK is not the only one who understands chain splits and replay protection 👀 2026-08-07T01:37:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstpmd3x68aqcwfynlz4cc0tgs9mhgwj0x8f85vl4xtc4k2r8ga4ygzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzhmr5nf “and then, your honor, she respond… I will not have sex with you because you are a furious honey badger”<br/><br/>🦡 <br/><br/>“And then what happened…”<br/><br/>“We’re not sure, they started speaking in a language called ‘Esperanto’… she says it is an archaic language passed down from Ancapistan” 2026-08-06T17:35:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq55cjg48s8exdwuem9af64psqrtgwdmvafq403fnf9vsz2nnpfkqzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz5h4smz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9p6uyvvlwelx6h95sq04yeppxde8vhkkvwxvmy0wjwjwsp5c030cjl5akr'>nevent1q…5akr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>See how the user icons are kind of collapsed <br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/c306a8e590442ec66ee144971ff8632b5a73c2b8699c5479e3055f9df050f49e.jpg"> 2026-08-06T17:32:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9p6uyvvlwelx6h95sq04yeppxde8vhkkvwxvmy0wjwjwsp5c030czyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzcy5rw2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsduhu62raxypafg6afk6jf2du4ax63q0lsk4w2kext4tgu9e5vxyqq2jh9z'>nevent1q…jh9z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yeah haha idk why 😂 it’s probably this shit box phone I’m using that’s like 7 iPhones ago tbh 2026-08-06T17:30:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8uugqsrfazz8llxpy940e2epfn4f2aq5r4lfxn0hqkf7tj7n7ceqzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzwg77jj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvn2253val8gz4zcxt36aq7tata6ktvxfmqmv7nre5ztp7c45j7usfrfxc3'>nevent1q…fxc3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That is definitely the most fair assessment I’ve seen anyone give tbh 2026-08-06T12:11:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvlsdcxnam6ljgwxqr72r7474egv7890xrl6hvqqhg86jgj0s4gkgzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzkzyy8m In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstuzs9rj7sejkd770jzg2tsm2tuf369w0r80uht69tk0vudu0wmvg4u5msc'>nevent1q…5msc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I’ve been through a lot in bitcoin years… this made me angrier and more sad than anything before 2026-08-06T10:06:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqj49ctak4k8z77gapgy7p9gr0um56mtjxu59egtqx0rgnjtnpmagzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llztsqyqe In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz38hy8tdx0453v9xeuhyxp2rs2l6guysk7nv3a3u6pgzf2spaczsmjy9c2'>nevent1q…y9c2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Send the GitHub so I can review plz and if I like it, I will 💜 2026-08-06T04:08:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsge2aldlhrkt7wwr2fwmv5uwz5t7u03u0k4uwrjcs63ney9pwa9dgzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llze5s0ay The new <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qqs9xtvrphl7p8qnua0gk9zusft33lqjkqqr7cwkr6g8wusu0lle8jcpzamhxue69uhkummnw3ezuurpwfjhgmeww3hhwmsprpmhxue69uhhqun9d45h2mfwwpexjmtpdshxuet5cfkclk" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>primal</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…kclk</span>)</a></span> layout keeps making me accidentally like my own post 😭 plz help with this… I cringe every time it happens 2026-08-06T04:05:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8l2czkyuwlxafx7208uuz9cj62a9ucve3q04kqhgvwunglkngy3gzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzmsjaxc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy65gpffzgxl9vjevh85ltxqux3565uqeh6zsy3tmwk7aqvu5w57qfm984w'>nevent1q…984w</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>IF this was a clumsy dev, it’s because they used machine code<br/><br/>Hard to believe with docs supposed history, but possible<br/><br/>Sometimes an LLM WILL introduce errors to “fix” the code and it puts out pseudo code… I just <br/><br/>I don’t get it because doc was 100% a better engineer than I am and I even knew to put the rules on my LLM <br/><br/>I do know that in 2021 LLMs were so very constrained <br/><br/>There’s just a lot that does not add up<br/><br/>You don’t do dual libs and if you do you don’t make it fail open, it’s fails closed and throws warnings <br/><br/>To me this was very very libertarian design… take off all the warning labels and hope people know how the fuck to swim and also disable a bomb 2026-08-06T03:42:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9m790auep74lzdmr9exp73t5atsue58j6gueskn39wpczastphtczyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz27skv4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx7a8grrzku8nzwzd6f8kxscxa32nye95dzd6s87rhrsuzx7ecvzqnhe7ne'>nevent1q…e7ne</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I don’t say this in cruel way, I say this in a blunt way… to me it seems like you’d make different choices when interacting with me if you knew I was calling you out since 2024 <br/><br/>Idk, machines are easy, people are hard 2026-08-06T03:37:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr0u6f9qqs9t89v9smlqespz8kdwt3e4j09rycke6fejn34n6n2xgzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz9xlvua In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrvsqxc9u6lu89fwe3n955vu70qge2z537q82le2h753nxhhya5xgk9pu2h'>nevent1q…pu2h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It’s what people pay LLMs to research and or write code 2026-08-06T02:32:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrphsshelws8kzqxzp6j7vvymxmqlthvl23gufak6fjctrg2p8m4szyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzex58nm I would like to say something that I may be completely wrong about… but FWIW, I actually do not believe either <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qqsqfjg4mth7uwp307nng3z2em3ep2pxnljczzezg8j7dhf58ha7ejgpzfmhxue69uhhwmm59e6hg7r09ehkuegprpmhxue69uhhqun9d45h2mfwwpexjmtpdshxuet5fx93wg" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>ODELL</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…93wg</span>)</a></span> nor <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qqsw3znfr6vdnxrujezjrhlkqqjlvpcqx79ys7gcph9mkjjsy7zsgygpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t03svk44" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>N</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…vk44</span>)</a></span> knew<br/><br/>Between the two of them + their small circle, I’ve had probably close to hundreds of interactions with them over the past 2.5 years <br/><br/>Either they are incredibly skilled actors (very, very possible) OR (much more likely) they had literally no idea <br/><br/>I actually think the number of people who knew HAD to be &lt;5 people<br/> 2026-08-06T02:31:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9jjh7xplvxgk9zdcernw294qp567qvahjvskmngwkqvgl9l4gehszyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzux4lj9 The craziest thing about all of this is I’ve STILL, to this day, never used &gt; $7 in inference tokens 😂<br/><br/>Anyway, <br/><br/>SEEKING: the next 🧩 puzzle<br/><br/>The door is open… 🐇 2026-08-06T02:16:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqg9zn07r82fzjqa67cnhjae8afnd3mxc3aw03lwyuxx4yr9y0l0czyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzr4zzzq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqa2dz5ddw7nlc03jmqm8a8l793wwlwepp89fx2n66a23mn48ln8cfs88xv'>nevent1q…88xv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Haha I am well aware that LN is a shitcoin… crazy wild fact, despite having used Bitcoin for payments since the beginning… I never used LN ever until I showed up to nostr after I found out about Doc McStuffins LibNgU 😂 2026-08-05T21:39:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspcsxt686pw84aqpvla5x0pc048v8usd6sakvmc6cvmu8t5lyre7qzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzkrwxnq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs23k0emwft4kay9zpgwh6k0ahwysp2wj2tqsr7hr9fex6ne033ktgtcymvy'>nevent1q…ymvy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>We are in a particularly rabbits part of the timeline it seems haha 2026-08-05T21:38:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv9cz7qtr0yjmehjccacr3fq787n68zs7w8uw9yk2pl0mu3lm0atgzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzgwhpz9 Death to shit coins.<br/><br/>A bad RNG that pulled fr LITERALLY a cloaked library (called Library “Number Go Up”) IS a back door <br/><br/>There is NO OTHER way to look at this from a hardware engineering perspective<br/><br/>Please learn Micropython and tell me what you think about what happened<br/><br/>This was a HIGHLY skilled hacker who clowned in everyone’s faces for years while putting a number of other engineers in bondage. <br/><br/>Everyone is making this situation so much worse, hopped out of one scam right into the next one… fed all their data into “frontier” llms without the appropriate sandboxing and security measures. <br/><br/>llms designed by intelligence teams that have long hated bitcoin and then produced AI slop patches for Bitcoin projects that the llms found, funded by the same fund that funded the first scam<br/><br/>I just… I cannot<br/><br/>Shit coinery is absolutely despicable 2026-08-05T14:24:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqaek6wu0lxfsn4s8nqftsqrg0ns2clnez9np9ntp79haqwgdjqeqzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzh9pnxl Please stop saying “it was between submodules” and call it what it was… a backdoor 2026-08-05T11:44:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszeg05msyys0n6jle94njgyhvgxhhv4l9kjzvksyu96llfkfa3j8qzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzdf6qcq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz5ul8kmlunkkpl2lwrsaxvjet5hfvh09ag9xcr76jfnlej2dfhjg4k9muk'>nevent1q…9muk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It is the number one reason I’m here and have stayed here 2026-08-04T16:03:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs994ezgctg57zkqyzlhn28akz45jwt3x0y6ahwsq7akpdzfadtqjgzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzpya3qd Redisclosing here for time stamp redundancy <br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/9e085f68a4e0f3497c6162a43a502ca6c24c49b109a88ad37edd26ed2953f8d0.png"> 2026-08-04T14:28:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdf385atr99zgd0vscl08yvc6qyx5ywpsfnmy2js2n2yv7pwwuxnszyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz6qp7k7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswkt0w7t86aptk5v7za3armvglq7kdz7nw3wg92pzj5ywqu3et8scy9fvz8'>nevent1q…fvz8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>One scam wasn’t enough I see 🤣😭 2026-08-04T11:03:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfsf4m09wpnlayt3h6pqhutgzsu4np7hmyk63kjchykksdtqlywjgzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz9nfa7n Starting to make sense why these people were acting like they resented the fact that they couldn’t cut my face off and sew it on their own <br/><br/>Are not, have not, and will not ever be cypherpunks.<br/><br/><br/><br/> 2026-08-04T11:01:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxa0yxelhctamj26vfc45rhdds3tjx87sf2rly3nvxm5z4ldl8a8czyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz36cx7a The part where I was actually spiraling and in a full fledged state of distress that I’ve never known before and hopefully will never know again <blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqsq3s30z4763ktqnfyte0fjfkj96xrprcl9uc5px4fj2j94h2u09pqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhg3srdje" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…rdje</a></span> </div> Bro I dreamt about Coldcards last night <br/><br/>lmao what the fuck is that about </blockquote> 2026-08-04T05:53:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy56drecxuzp7ep5js60knwu7z825zs9rnr2m3z295mp4dkh9tzzgzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz9t2mjm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs25uzqekzdsnuj6ylmzf8nfvldvfqm7c46knq0h7x79gh2v5dgj6sex7l4h'>nevent1q…7l4h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I mean not explicitly for the record… but he is the entire reason I learned micropython<br/><br/>Because he had a daily war against node.js and JS and obviously I’m not f going to be build anything in C++ in 2026 2026-08-04T03:01:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs25uzqekzdsnuj6ylmzf8nfvldvfqm7c46knq0h7x79gh2v5dgj6szyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz3crxw3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxfj2zdkfkvtwcsgxgx2eg95cmfa3heh0ckm4lh7muenccqqlcj2q475836'>nevent1q…5836</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The most paradoxical thing of all of this is <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qqsw3znfr6vdnxrujezjrhlkqqjlvpcqx79ys7gcph9mkjjsy7zsgygpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t03svk44" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>N</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…vk44</span>)</a></span> taught me how to find this<br/><br/>He literally indirectly mentored me through finding this over the past 2 years <br/><br/>Makes no sense 2026-08-04T03:00:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp8qv8r06vthhnhg8ueg9ys48n99kj29fra9hquvmta8en0r0jncqzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz5hsr55 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq8jvyunewsn8uuz2alasmt5kvhqxycn3jps5yxk932cxwew0rgtq6nsu'>nevent1q…6nsu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Honestly just go back to the woods 😭 if I could I wood 2026-08-04T01:50:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgu65lyqms950c8q504890rrsq6xpmdjmattp75vkam2hzcve40zczyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzd3l525 The entropy bug in the cc wallets was, quite literally, trivial to find<br/><br/>There was a 0 (where there should not have been) that fixed compilation errors… this would have been obvious to ANY low level hardware dev that reviewed this<br/><br/>It was literally defined to NOT call THE MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF SOURCE CODE AND IT WAS NOT EVEN CONFUSING TO READ<br/><br/>No one needed a super high powered Chinese LLM pointed at it<br/><br/>This is like the equivalent of hiring a multilingual person that specializes in interpreting ancient heiroglyphics to come to your house and read your 5 year old “Jack and Jill went up the hill”<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqsvtg7dnhfc6tc0ra8e78hlz6zl2wj73zcsw0gjugcpse5phs6kvhgkuld7c" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…ld7c</a></span> </div> There have been reports that cold card wallets were being drained going back years and reports were made. <br/><br/>In other words that there could already have been bad actors taking funds for years or my suspicion is that because there was such low entropy that two separate users could have actually made the same single sig seed. <br/><br/>That someone could have spent someone elses sats without even knowing why. <br/><br/>Going fuether in theory this could mean in an edge case That today one person's coldcard wallet may be being cleared out by another cold card user trying to save themselves 🤯<br/><br/>Some disagree </blockquote> 2026-08-04T01:41:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw957ewgled678hgzjeq8fr7nh4d07nr8475eag4dnwftpkgyd5zszyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzanaaxj It feels like someone is ripping my fucking heart out of my chest<br/><br/>How this situation can continue to get worse and/or any more cucked feels absolutely unbelievable to me <br/><br/>YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND IF YOU THINK WE ARE OUTSOURCING AMERICAN INTELLIGENCE TO COMMUNISM 2026-08-04T01:34:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2r96ydz4nzllce5aznuv42cdm9rnqdjwuw4uahmfvm62v2g8navqzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz8hlx35 If it ain’t one fucking influencer that your absolutely ball gargling, it’s another<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qqsqfjg4mth7uwp307nng3z2em3ep2pxnljczzezg8j7dhf58ha7ejgprpmhxue69uhhqun9d45h2mfwwpexjmtpdshxuet5qyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvzcvpu2" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>ODELL</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…vpu2</span>)</a></span> you need to be paying very very close attention as this is escalating rapidly <br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/40d0439efbc9360121855c91ba2018994609a2a5855bd7500ae35d3e61b5961d.png"> 2026-08-03T23:10:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrquwzmvus55eu04xyfz8xa222gfetkm4zkkz2jum9hnk6ja9h88czyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzk4znlm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2lv8sccjfx9mskjykuavgykf29778spmwzyn2rnhmhq9eq5fdnkgq67yzd'>nevent1q…7yzd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It’s quite confusing as a design choice, it’s most confusing when you have PRNG AND then design a fail open system infra… 2026-08-03T20:48:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstu8ytglldkn5rmrg3dzwrxne6thp4tg47dcd2en9x70xlev5xdvqzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz6k6w8z In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyw9vq2rnt0h6hm47s0q6hxq04dnkggkjtu3jeacwqk3h9ah0h2sgpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhggluzlf'>nevent1q…uzlf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Hindsight is 20/20 2026-08-03T19:48:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8a39dw0xg96k0pqgcgqqtyammd8cdhpzp94kvw2kwzl4ddshv0zszyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzzkcxp4 . <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qqsqfjg4mth7uwp307nng3z2em3ep2pxnljczzezg8j7dhf58ha7ejgpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqprpmhxue69uhhqun9d45h2mfwwpexjmtpdshxuet5hgfg9w" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>ODELL</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…fg9w</span>)</a></span> makes an important point here… even IF a good guy had found this bug months or years ago, the end result would have been the same<br/><br/>A PRNG failure IS a check mate scenario for an external auditor <br/><br/>There would have been ZERO options to ethically disclose a vulnerability at this scale <br/><br/>The most that you can do is hope and pray that no one else ever discovers how searchable the key space is <br/><br/>what CoinKite did in their codebase is extremely layered to explain… and IMPOSSIBLE to test unless you broke licensing rules… but to put it simply they collapsed the key space from the size of the entire known universe down to the size of a toy box <br/><br/>First attackers will grind out the big toys but eventually they will find the marbles <br/><br/>Coldcard is a broken tool and its entities are effectively bankrupt<br/><br/>As a lifetime bitcoin self custody advocate, I wish there was more that could have been done <br/><br/>There was not<br/><br/>I have some thoughts about the maintainers of this repo… someone knew this code didn’t compile… whoever you are, wherever you are, you have been one of the biggest disgraces to Bitcoin in the history of Bitcoin <br/><br/>When your code does not compile, it is software failure telling you something is wrong <br/><br/>The fact that you changed a value to 0 to get the code to fucking compile was either an inside hit job or the most braindead negligence in hardware engineering…<br/><br/>If I were an external investor, I would have so many questions<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqsf49az6c7varj3f72lry5hzu23cgzy3qcux582mt8rj879usz4uzsqeppt0" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…ppt0</a></span> </div> RHR 421: CATASTROPHIC COLDCARD BUG WITH <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvqyv8wumn8ghj7urjv4kkjatd9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wsqzqpxfzhdwlm3cx9l6wdzyft8w8y9gy607tqgtyfq7tekaxs7lhmxf5dcd8v" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>ODELL</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…cd8v</span>)</a></span> AND <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy0hwumn8ghj7cnfw33k76twd4shs6tdv9kxjum5wvhx7mnvd9hx2qg4waehxw309ajkgetw9ehx7um5wghxcctwvsqzq3e0gs8jnmued6f2rp4c6vs07xqvs4vs8zpwt82smcdch4txjvq76kl2yj" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>MartyBent</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…l2yj</span>)</a></span> <br/> <video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/eb374d9ce5cb234e5310ce46c2093fc6f588500688c6ae526786e128bd296db4.mp4"></video> </blockquote> 2026-08-03T19:11:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvuq04h4kyga69rq9zxdv2ndur4epjahqmf0d6qp05q3m9t4qp03gzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzm6vaj8 Thinking a lot about how important RBF is <blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqsgcqruelahxs8cf0tjsmyu84qwuvrq8qcszwqf6rthwvtcttgpgssp6u52q" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…u52q</a></span> </div> I think we might be in different scenarios… pretty sure I’m in a race to the bank </blockquote> 2026-08-03T18:56:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstm0a48jdkd6j607nc4dsxkx3mz3ylap0fq9qqpswvdtqs7rftatczyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzg8ysyl Miss me with the opportunistic robocop shit 2026-08-03T13:19:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsplml59sh0thgwl45yuws96s6y9xhq28cwjlssfgxw2vv9yu6vceszyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzsg0rud In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw2gf65lra5tkgk9j6h9m4naxffx3shecu3ma6gsmtzdvym9vwlcge90p7v'>nevent1q…0p7v</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yes boltz is down 2026-08-03T11:13:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8ktanue8k24d48clc8cmxz55g3mr2md6v4narj4qae455m4zrj5gzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzp8ht5l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs23etc4qyrhpdejg9qrhl2mqjcptzvq2ry6sgc2kwxlav6mxvsg3ql0tq0e'>nevent1q…tq0e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Omg I’m sorry that’s so sad… did not mean to be offensive to those that have passed, it just really SO scary and chills me to my bones 2026-08-02T21:53:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz7lr4dv8eyt2vzm99cu77z2vm6csu0vantug9dtxcwsuqwjau0sqzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzmpltj4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspf082ltaatfdqcymrfg2lc5q7hfhqw27rssm0sv3390xzkz448hcjymsfa'>nevent1q…msfa</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yessss it just got added it’s sooooooooo sad 2026-08-02T21:46:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd6j0kyyrszgvv3h89fmuz8h4y99nufypv7hwst8k0yl2nqvqzq8qzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzuf4llz The highest timeline is one where Ben pivots from Creed to Limp Bizkit <br/><br/>This is how I know there is a God<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqs009n8k7j2a6dx64xj0qd4aunfrsg25htuakej5946ekhpju90trqsypux3" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…pux3</a></span> </div> I'm gonna lose followers over this, but it really needs to be said. I'm sorry for those I've misled.<br/><br/>If you're into Creed, Pivot to Limp Bizkit <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/c705499522fd0952bc8897d7858c1f33d98c9478eb7e91dbf4f6ee660ffe7d61.gif"> </blockquote> 2026-08-02T21:23:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr2q5jg339em3tee9paplmy5mkcxsml9px8kc6ehg76rjvjwu8augzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzssrn55 Can we go back to watch parties…<br/><br/>I know this is so morbid but I want you guys to watch the Idaho Murders on Netflix w me lol im so intrigued by this specific case <br/><br/>Its scares me so bad 2026-08-02T21:15:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyc98zwjwmflg85ck0047ku06w6dwuz9xya2nrmpa0n4cc2s6xrmszyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz5x4m8r <br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/ba366c8babbe68566e190d3b80652316e87ee3f76846941bb3d3b09ad94025f8.gif"> 2026-08-02T17:39:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdt0n8wk87a6u6jqhhsmwamnh30zvfehm5hzhes2uq9psg0p7fuggzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzyhf5d7 GM <br/><br/>Absolute fucking clownery going on all around us <br/><br/> 2026-08-02T11:32:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp2rezuuew39pk9n2n5u2xmhjvuy4t6687h7z3svvwrmsd6xy989czyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz52yhfx The reason <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qqsqfjg4mth7uwp307nng3z2em3ep2pxnljczzezg8j7dhf58ha7ejgpzfmhxue69uhhwmm59e6hg7r09ehkuegpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqypj774" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>ODELL</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…j774</span>)</a></span> is taking such a heavy hit rn is because he stood up for privacy devs<br/><br/>That’s what the establishment does<br/><br/>They make you fucking crazy, they make you scared they will hurt your babies, they make you realize that you could never trust your friends or anyone around you <br/><br/>They torture you, steal your money, steal your identity, steal your intellectual property <br/><br/>They find your weakness and they exploit it<br/><br/>Same old song and dance<br/><br/>At least he can say he’s not cucked though<br/><br/><br/><br/> 2026-08-02T03:21:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswdxscqtl0gnlmkju9q4wrt0qkrnrstpn3ucgt7r6pf80k3pr863szyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzdtdc42 If you have never worked with micropython a day in your life please just STFU <br/><br/>Hardware is INCREDIBLY HARD 2026-08-02T01:42:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0yma0qjswzc0affjw9kwewjvyx4m8ghycvr5f0n05fmtmr2dkjwgzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzmx92su Okay first off… if you’re an ambulance chasing attorney saying “there will be accountability”<br/><br/>GO F YOURSELF<br/><br/>You are (and have always been) an attack on bitcoin <br/><br/> 2026-08-01T21:56:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsptzwy69z95sfznhzfz44vvp2n7ju98l8whz7nnahdmkuzf2w3urszyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzzz7xst I’ve said this before and I’m going to say it again…<br/><br/>Most of the people who started from the bottom with me in bitcoin, unfortunately, didn’t make it here<br/><br/>I built my empire with them<br/><br/>I have a lot of survivor guilt<br/><br/>Onwards 2026-08-01T01:53:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8lf9vh9um6clswwudprmla7362nkdj563dchyu9n3xk2a5s7r55szyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzl8kpf2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp7qkf5haa9h020tqs5tdemj76qju06nzwrdtgsz5h62x3t8ngtmcfht4lj'>nevent1q…t4lj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Congrats to you guys! Nice to see people happy 2026-08-01T01:13:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrxe7hqhk8q5p0ahjfx0jqm50t8u4s7fyeh0cwa7fgu7kuv44006qzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz2kjtmg My mom just said “fuck you meta… I gotta call my daughter” 2026-07-31T23:35:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs024jqzv44dmjdthkl7ymkahwvhhejjtajlayfae67cjq9qd5ac3qzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzce34j2 My mom just called me and said “DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT ROGUE AI THAT IS BUSTING INTO ALL OF THAT STUFF” and bro <br/><br/>I’m overstimulated 2026-07-31T23:33:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst6hjr8e459j6z44ffjvynflswze4zqpg95asfq2xs9grn29s0nlqzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz0ek8a5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9un4r68mlugjk36te2j8kukwjuthzt660qsnxz9za739umd8rapsnl2j7k'>nevent1q…2j7k</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🫂 2026-07-31T20:02:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszwlwxsc3c55km2ync65qs8gpn09et0pwaa3dgg9p7u3y4cruwc0gzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz2audge In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq8a2sm4a25lnss03jnne2tykyu4qvjsh9f9m3kjfyanf9vzlkgwt4v3h'>nevent1q…4v3h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/69b856c8de0d0af57157688856f4a0d145e901a1a17065e55d8ff74b665e4893.jpg"> 2026-07-31T19:47:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2xq3qgmxwshjag3avyc6pung5ktsq4c5zn49fqhmzzvm8h3ada2gzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzewecrx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyaulg90wx2kfkf2guxmnaaz876wa6ea57slgjzydn5e2nn4g6arq0gew4n'>nevent1q…ew4n</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ahhhhhhh 2026-07-31T19:39:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrkr0sglesqalxuaa5l80z7ym99zedy4z89d7fy2nundtkqklsp2gzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz9p3ytz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq88wf764w6knah8gzjvm42y60f5g8rgmgy0fzpl6d4ysmffsjcdwaeus'>nevent1q…aeus</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I guess? Idk I think it’s maybe like lots of nodes with paid APIs or something I still don’t really get it 2026-07-31T19:21:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw4tjeln88vws4sh8ry45ys4ue5a9cvajs2m4lhegfh8rdypcyqjczyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzyv7kmj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9hnf08lgqgmgej2u3jlgqqwnpjvjvcmcx4cpedcfe2sw8y8xr5lcu9p3aj'>nevent1q…p3aj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That’s what I said/thought too!!! 😂 2026-07-31T19:21:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxu896sx06kegw2d77pm4ka2depp4zd5zyhc82efqd692spdempzgzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzrrvp2x I’m so glad I’m not the only one who had to google what this was <blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqs0ewjyeeg7cxx7pfzl5e23j9u948erkzgfdkrmeephg5muqh2wdmqmt9903" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…9903</a></span> </div> What is a blockchain services provider? </blockquote> 2026-07-31T19:00:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswhlhhacayt4uheg0rhp6fheq53ykn7fc9qhmw75n26hauq3cwk4szyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzn5q3ky For the record, 1) I would still use a coldcard exactly the way I would have previously used it<br/><br/>2) best practices are still best practice <br/><br/>3) this is why we musig, passphrase, dice roll, multi vendor, and geo distribute multiple keys <br/><br/>4) CSFS + CTV is probably a good idea 2026-07-31T03:53:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstp3k7ye67g4qmznxtr2a5ql6u3nxacty4jjrz0n9md9e2afjamnqzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz3h0h7q Alcohol might lie to you, but I’m not the one getting rugged <blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/nevent1qqs0dx2cgeza9f3m94jh89jtue3k5kwlge9fxu45gf2c32248sr2lqgppamhxue69uhkztnwdaejumr0dsxj0cxn" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">nevent1q…0cxn</a></span> </div> <a href="https://books.apple.com/us/audiobook/alcohol-lied-to-me-new-edition-the-intelligent-escape/id1463400514">https://books.apple.com/us/audiobook/alcohol-lied-to-me-new-edition-the-intelligent-escape/id1463400514</a> </blockquote> 2026-07-31T03:39:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst6we7p6xxg8s3qr5syurdacf69rz7rzh3nvq3xqe3q5nvxkn9mhqzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzz3ddg5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2fg9hjqlseqph4uqwrcy0h32tpnxkzwer9kh0epp672r4mnrvl7qpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhg0edjlw'>nevent1q…djlw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>A lesson in practicing empathy 2026-07-31T02:57:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqn2svmlyxjn3jsdc8j2pjrvud67djy3jpjrcssn0th6mkjpe7e2szyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzpjajeh Collapsed. Key. Space. 2026-07-31T01:34:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdp0sumg9ektsa85jlvlqq4k7l7ts7t0zfyrwvx3vc067rx4huzjszyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz3fzn29 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2f20fxeqz3xyvdlvep7tleshyjdxdrjyatwsqm6l6fd7r6xvejjcsyfljt'>nevent1q…fljt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ah nice that’s pr cool 2026-07-31T01:09:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqyych5tsypn6dg69smlvluy4k2t2t4xsw49r7em5rdkulf59dc4gzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzw98xh9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswx4rju0a9ycurmygmaqx5gqeza3vtrxufv2szknjdks84dnz3u9s9etaf2'>nevent1q…taf2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Every time. Every single time. 2026-07-31T00:57:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2304t2dpjvm65auac0je4wxksxztk92a4uu5ylkmzr3fdk3k5mggzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzfvh9he In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq9rlrx26a6kszjgzu5evgdjjy65dsfv43p365v8cdk9v7w75gccprsep'>nevent1q…rsep</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>LLMs 2026-07-31T00:56:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdjfeu7tqhpxasgl4t3e8hqx92w8h8ryn4wz0fscdpljn0007g6gszyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz9sxl3d There’s a phrase about leading a horse to water… the problem is horses are smarter than humans 2026-07-31T00:54:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyl283qtzhfgge70sc23jds209aetxu3mjya5fepwftxzu28t3k7gzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llznd24hp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgjr3qxp9gn35eq7nn023xs8jcz2arm4zcledu00mmry9xfmngcecrjzf3d'>nevent1q…zf3d</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>People are often more complex than they appear on the surface 2026-07-31T00:13:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgjr3qxp9gn35eq7nn023xs8jcz2arm4zcledu00mmry9xfmngceczyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzw5dhz9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszhqe4xspawftcae4nfjf03sgt6td35rsn6tk9u6j3g0h5gdnenrsqscptv'>nevent1q…cptv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yes I agree 2026-07-31T00:13:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0k02fzl89wen06fcx2v4hvu28n6sczdjf4h3sxrmxmrdcc077k9gzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzhuz9t0 You teach people how to respect you 2026-07-30T22:36:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdwgj0tsm8zhfrms390uv785cqeflw49w06whzagx807y9tnlcljqzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzs0qkdn Every VC that I have ever met thinks that they are the first VC to ever meet me 😂 2026-07-30T19:10:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8qu9dr5phzp863a6rxnts28pn75m9rcymguk4s70rm3ulzht74rszyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzjhu3qp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrewtyxkenmhk48qkwtsykt6k3mq9zhxhkkjhweg4vumslqt9sv6slslz7g'>nevent1q…lz7g</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The bat bit you? 2026-07-30T13:27:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxylvhd9yzszmklwfp7t3cx5dsfc97pjuusemmd5x6x5g6lrdxzuczyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz79pgqz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfxdnqhgnn78c5n7c54an0x3tulxda6a6n5mzrk2ka45c07fu7cyccpp6s8'>nevent1q…p6s8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The main question I’d be asking myself is, “do I want to potentially allow people to take this source code and close source/profit off of it in the future?”<br/><br/>I opt for Apache because it’s very permissive <br/><br/>AGPL mandates that anyone using the code follow strict open source “ethics” 2026-07-30T12:17:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszr505w4n6g7t5c5ll4jr59t9a3zflucvses2z6d53et80dsy4gnszyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz6cgqle In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq8t3wtmldwanp0e83qzc5shfxu07zks3t57dxrlrruraajwz8sjxw56p'>nevent1q…w56p</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Omg yes 2026-07-30T04:38:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspfrynx8p5h5muxvt0gwlxclqthrkqpp5qenynmg6pkazpaht85dgzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzcn3q55 Just realized the guy I recently went on a date with told me he was a Libra and I stg if I find out it was Dathom Ohm undercover 2026-07-29T19:15:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs90qaqadk78w92q78n8cfa8nffajqkzfj9gnp24c0gzl5c75e826qzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzhwll0j In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy6dmrxzdrxhkpwc0zwy8fmgrv8ck8qyh6ru47y6wvpseqtqgq23ge4llk7'>nevent1q…llk7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>God the terminal aesthetics are so shit in my ubuntu where I have this sandbox set up so I just keep using it… this looks so crisp and clean 2026-07-29T19:05:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvk6kj9cy3d5lghyl28pat39vfdd4f803ftl26qqu9rsmfxglsvrgzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzlxcsf7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9wvz4086fzd3ded90epes8783r88yqhgpskk07y55upan5ha5dvcurmc52'>nevent1q…mc52</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>💀 2026-07-29T13:42:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9wvz4086fzd3ded90epes8783r88yqhgpskk07y55upan5ha5dvczyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llztlsmht It’s actually really incredible that grok taught me how to code 2026-07-29T13:41:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqc7wu52ghj2vvmv9m7fr6uy3huuuyjs39x0rdwqn8vyjmqhnwqkqzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzg0wmjf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2zm6rzhgs3mr2ara9qtef7aemaxe7v7sesyl9a0ur9klmr7ap6ks3khyyc'>nevent1q…hyyc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I think that this is just a moment and in another moment you will be happy 2026-07-29T03:23:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswgmwxl48462s6fp83tyud06s88czl5ahl0kcfm99k5yxz3hgxz0szyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llznplpu8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqqq6u8wjcjeyqqfzq20gxrk90jzhpyafv4j259gan5k6t9yw2qj4c5vy'>nevent1q…c5vy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yay amethyst is my default droid client 2026-07-29T00:18:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0lr3xdnqcww9k0p2xm333sf390r0d4e4nmjvmjps73r4u4ss2x2gzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz2xx9qc If you are an enemy of open source, just know I consider you to be an enemy of the people 😂 2026-07-28T17:08:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsygygcsq3nz9alph3nvlrgse2nl2j27s84tvdt0ujqj789qpayc8gzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzg2sm0e Another reason that I fw nostr is because everyone keeps trying to convince me to stop using it which is wildly interesting to me<br/><br/>Whenever people want me to stop doing something it just makes me interested to know why…<br/><br/>It was this way with bitcoin.<br/>It was this way with early ai and agents.<br/>It is this way with nostr.<br/><br/>And I think it’s, largely, about control…<br/><br/>Open protocols are a lesson in relinquishing control.<br/><br/>Tyrants hate that. <br/><br/>🥳💌❤️‍🔥😘 signed with lots of love, from nostr 💕 💞 🥰 2026-07-28T17:01:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9wj2vwkes438djlw4hd8er8hm36e7gss7968dlewrdulqhg98h4czyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llz6nhz3d In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszw8gqhyvnh6k36e3vps9fm463dmcjauyw000ttjafheafsuydq7qpghcna'>nevent1q…hcna</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I understand that you are unhappy with primal, friends are allowed to support different design infra 2026-07-28T15:44:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstgaga4z37xf5sc6ydelzqu7yn3ny2g3jcke5z4f89eegq977s2zszyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzjlk26k Anon you must learn to stay strong in the face of ALL of your desires and ALL of your temptations…<br/><br/>Money. Fame. Sex. Lust. War. Being seen. Being understood.<br/><br/>All of them… down to the very last morsel you must recognize your most innate desire because THAT is the carrot they will dangle in front of you<br/> 2026-07-28T00:01:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs08skmp3dws0p62336qxhye3dm0xvstvrchxkt64ektdj3vptdmsgzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzpa69tk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz48lgf4er8mkxdeqy20ak4pt0x4ly8q308e7v2sx5l5wsm78lljg2rmf5s'>nevent1q…mf5s</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I’ve heard it reference but haven’t seen this resource :) looking over it now 2026-07-27T21:31:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqnhh9p0zjafyqx6s6lrsl6m4dxkk855utd59vnf0ajs9p75l9p6szyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzsvjg9y In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyycth7dgydywcwp7y8r3avfwquq08kh3zf2xjtack25s7p8dgajcr9h7xj'>nevent1q…h7xj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>😂 2026-07-27T20:10:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxfptul5aa60275xsmtznwzkaqh5zdw83gfjz4xlypgsuzze4uevgzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzs5cmus In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8d7v6n8dqhnvjme7e2stn7lsfknrz28tgemktmsl8w5dsqd8g28s3825a2'>nevent1q…25a2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Thank you 🫂 2026-07-27T14:34:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdplrhr0jn98c92whl4yzdnjr457car8ft0yqn3pwduclpf6dr2xszyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzkzthw8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfkd0ar56x5tl384sqlnmvseyf53czxkzylzfqz9lyy2kqne9taucx5w2u3'>nevent1q…w2u3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Awwwww, love this perspective thank you! 2026-07-27T14:11:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyxpy8zt53lyddrclztx5vdpl6kqzxmgsz5jqhuma5rrzp6v0ynmgzyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llznvhalh Reviewing the list of reasons my kid put for “Why I Love You” on a blanket for Mother’s Day when he was little… <br/><br/>and lol 😂 he really lives his best life<br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/24810cb0dcac5950422e9cb1d91b6a18e152b8c52a7a7abfde708a67c24221cc.jpg"> 2026-07-27T13:06:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0ewurxnk6hnvfp230d29r8vqr3t5tp9rk77n455l9ecufe2v93pczyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzdxtks9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqq85napw74usz920jgthpazsd8dw5wafaqu7xll6w953jtv873sfl409l'>nevent1q…409l</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Spicy garlic parm spicy bowl that you dip sour cream and cheddar ruffle chips in 2026-07-27T00:55:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8s7s90hq2prr9g3hqqjtw7fyy69jk0wuretgdwa0w2qu79mmm5eszyzhyc9mzpjdn5pqnl5qel4lfs0dy8vsgreckn2lvkamycve6n0llzucqnev We should be practicing telepathy more than we are on nostr 2026-07-26T11:04:21Z