2023-09-10T19:33:13Z https://njump.me Fortune https://njump.me/npub14tunewk6jwlvr80fmrc4t79myzqn8u4whrfhpywz32x32t686d8s22q303 https://image.nostr.build/91a8f089e6312ff757dd5149aca066f8fafd8793ec1313afbc7f831d52c060af.jpg https://image.nostr.build/91a8f089e6312ff757dd5149aca066f8fafd8793ec1313afbc7f831d52c060af.jpg https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqmnts84dpwzul44sswtu8mgeltsk0mhym3hvzqkd6f3msskf9suqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf579lg2m7 When one woman was asked how long she had been going to symphony concerts,<br/>she paused to calculate and replied, &#34;Forty-seven years -- and I find I mind<br/>it less and less.&#34;<br/> -- Louise Andrews Kent 2026-10-30T09:35:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw0mzp0r2f8vsptryl3a450d4maurrp3gnnwclzeg9gevkwsz2ltgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57wccjjx Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.<br/> -- Ralph Waldo Emerson 2026-10-19T06:34:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvcq6cq8fezpdflf645t3wrugqdlc9jfcrqfw6vdf0nz8tpyt5u2czyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57agyvjw Oh, I&#39;ve seen copies [of Linux Journal] around the terminal room at The Labs.<br/> -- Dennis Ritchie 2026-10-19T03:34:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdtf4cpdjygluxvl30hc4jynsxrs4yacfplev7xnhc2dnjex2ny8czyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57jgm74z Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.<br/> -- Jim Samuels 2026-10-19T02:34:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqn2pq7yymtt3m586mne7q43q8yhcz5gvk083lux6qpmw2sec7l2czyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57qx6qxj &#34;I believe the use of noise to make music will increase until we reach a<br/>music produced through the aid of electrical instruments which will make<br/>available for musical purposes any and all sounds that can be heard.&#34;<br/> -- composer John Cage, 1937 2026-10-19T01:34:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsflvdgzppmpzrjfc6cc54avkvy8zdnjzplgcmnsvalmr7dz5mp38gzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf577879e2 Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.<br/> -- Hedy Lamarr 2026-10-19T00:34:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx883glfwzzu3fu37hcy7rrtrsezf3mztcvnqg2gcvy8rtwnzvjmczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57qm2l7q They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom for trying to change the<br/>system from within. I&#39;m coming now I&#39;m coming to reward them. First<br/>we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin.<br/><br/>I&#39;m guided by a signal in the heavens. I&#39;m guided by this birthmark on<br/>my skin. I&#39;m guided by the beauty of our weapons. First we take Manhattan,<br/>then we take Berlin.<br/><br/>I&#39;d really like to live beside you, baby. I love your body and your spirit<br/>and your clothes. But you see that line there moving through the station?<br/>I told you I told you I told you I was one of those.<br/> -- Leonard Cohen, &#34;First We Take Manhattan&#34; 2026-10-18T23:34:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp3vnm35z4d0wkgrvdw2fp4q8ahruw3dt6698jahlxrtztkvy920qzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57arf3g6 The Czechs announced after Sputnik that they, too, would launch a satellite.<br/>Of course, it would orbit Sputnik, not Earth! 2026-10-18T22:34:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0uy49m26eveywwsalljkxee8u644z4f8dtcn92euld0vt8ukjgkgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57jvjrkr Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves<br/>up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.<br/> -- Winston Churchill 2026-10-18T21:34:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv45kgqm00d7s2j9s2urqmtmsegcc0vcm6ay29hrj6e38e4va776qzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57unpu8d The covers of this book are too far apart.<br/> -- Book review by Ambrose Bierce. 2026-10-18T19:34:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz4x44ahmdyxrggrnvpk9rpjj9qczfvtz9zx82rmztwxwrn48cexszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf570dxagq If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law. 2026-10-18T18:34:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyx3nzutcat4ejhlyp25560qs9gz62vptnzfvyx6gcxuuk6ytmf3gzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57drzzxr I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head.<br/> -- Fratianno 2026-10-18T15:33:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0u7pfh5wksqdwgq52yul8s46wjrtzf6fasmg8rk5xm7xhd0kmmpczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf575d0tk4 Notes for a ballet, &#34;The Spell&#34;: ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the flutter of<br/>wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon ... Sigmund is<br/>astounded to see that their leader is part swan and part woman --<br/>unfortunately, divided lengthwise. She enchants Sigmund, who is careful<br/>not to make any poultry jokes.<br/> -- Woody Allen 2026-10-18T12:33:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqeu7pr9c0lxyk0m5tcyty9f8gy4rzm4u07auc5922ld25cahsyuqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57e2fj34 If there is any better use for being famous and respected than using that<br/>status to question orthodoxy, I haven&#39;t found it yet.<br/> -- Eric S. Raymond, in &#34;We Don&#39;t Need the GPL Anymore&#34; 2026-10-07T11:28:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqekwsn82pgfx0v88cgtew2sr4jdayun5y9hjqrg4qwqafcetu04qzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57mspamn Murder is always a mistake -- one should never do anything one cannot<br/>talk about after dinner.<br/> -- Oscar Wilde, &#34;The Picture of Dorian Gray&#34; 2026-10-05T15:24:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxdwl8lux568hx54z3csjenavgykurr24l3r5z59ha3t4telnfwmgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57n6u73p A Fortran compiler is the hobgoblin of little minis. 2026-10-05T00:23:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0r4qwxh3c7n7d9kkkufu9afxe2734lrqk4hsqrutprl8fjawra4gzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf5722qktf It&#39;s getting harder and harder to think out loud. One of these days<br/>someone&#39;s gonna go off and kill Thomas a&#39;Becket for me...<br/> -- Larry Wall in &lt;199709242015.NAA10312@wall.org&gt; 2026-10-04T22:23:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrgps024htmkph6e2nv97dqlcjlg24gklrlqyzdnaqg8kn5lxfvgqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf573fancr Football is a game designed to keep coalminers off the streets.<br/> -- Jimmy Breslin 2026-10-04T09:23:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxg47r3v3p9xal7uhhy0rgr2qdjhs3vwp8rnjsdsktuznc4aedwmqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf578rhxrn &#34;Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint.&#34;<br/> -- Dave Sim, author of Cerebrus. 2026-09-30T23:21:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsftnhqpfvhun0643wzg45s2ugdhxkmckqf4r6pln60fm2sg9dgx4qzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57q6xdj3 Catproof is an oxymoron, childproof nearly so. 2026-09-28T03:19:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd76t5vg5jzjvur9dzwtyyhhsgpvzly9a59xprhfjrk8qhdxhc2aczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57fhn382 &gt; &gt; But IANAL, of course.<br/>&gt;<br/>&gt; IANAL either. My son is, but if I asked him I might get an answer I<br/>&gt; wouldn&#39;t want to hear.<br/><br/>&#34;Here&#39;s my invoice.&#34; ? =D 2026-09-23T10:15:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqp5wnskft5lmsfx9dtmxlannj05kew6ah8j9mr76t2e7fpvxwq6qzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57flurny The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman<br/>is that one of them be good at taking orders.<br/> -- Linda Festa 2026-09-23T07:15:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs22d6jrhqdcv6zv4cehkllxk0u6t434sqkzn2fahxlwvgmqqaa26szyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57wgfs7a I&#39;ve got a bad feeling about this. 2026-09-17T19:13:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyyyh3am70cuguhst2mr658w4wtvv2pl98gh35wcgua3jhjp89nngzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57alqh4f Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.<br/> -- Woody Allen, &#34;Annie Hall&#34; 2026-09-17T14:13:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrqrzdjv3lmanur99jdqx6zfp72q5q6hm0l0z7mnvpghk7eh67y6szyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57te8meu Did you know about the -o option of the fortune program? It makes a<br/>selection from a set of offensive and/or obscene fortunes. Why not<br/>try it, and see how offended you are? The -a (&#34;all&#34;) option will<br/>select a fortune at random from either the offensive or inoffensive<br/>set, and it is suggested that &#34;fortune -a&#34; is the command that you<br/>should have in your .profile or .cshrc. file. 2026-09-16T01:11:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsglyys2rwctkmqe83fm6f4g72tacfpqtjrxf9j8kdm246736zyh6gzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57xe702n T-shirt of the Day:<br/> Head for the Mountains<br/> -- courtesy Anheuser-Busch beer<br/><br/>Followup T-shirt of the Day (on the same scenic background):<br/> If you liked the mountains, head for the Busch!<br/> -- courtesy someone else 2026-09-16T00:11:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrpkyl8kcxxrz3wj5w2k6cyvd6dcgqvr5tpmwymhjv75qwcmheyeqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57nsujrl Do not think by infection, catching an opinion like a cold. 2026-09-14T19:11:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgfwaz4845me0yzjlrd5pcr4s62xxhjppqez7zey7u88q9g48lpxczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57f582ys Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing<br/>between the disastrous and the unpalatable.<br/> -- John Kenneth Galbraith 2026-09-11T23:10:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswuy7mhzdsp66atqcvcrwg7ys5w9lkf8ccw7hqye8v6zkvnc4q8ngzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57yxhhz9 You don&#39;t have to know how the computer works, just how to work the computer. 2026-09-11T19:09:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2gaw2p4tmr8c0nszzcvw8hgh2j3emd0jwrgaq44ecfz2vrt65yjgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57p49lz5 QOTD:<br/> Ludwig Boltzmann, who spend much of his life studying statistical<br/> mechanics died in 1906 by his own hand. Paul Ehrenfest, carrying<br/> on the work, died similarly in 1933. Now it is our turn.<br/> -- Goodstein, States of Matter 2026-09-11T07:09:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs906zujetsggtcfk2qsx7ql6ymsl2xfsfwuq9cuufu9g2ncqpzklgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf573d3axe ... The book is worth attention for only two reasons: (1) it attacks<br/>attempts to expose sham paranormal studies; and (2) it is very well and<br/>plausibly written and so rather harder to dismiss or refute by simple<br/>jeering.<br/>- Harry Eagar, reviewing &#34;Beyond the Quantum&#34; by Michael Talbot,<br/> The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII No. 2, ppg. 200-201 2026-09-10T14:09:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyzs6n6z8shrefs22gyvy3pl5znrmcx4ypcfp7k9urqr36u457nlczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57er4evp VI:<br/> A hungry dog hunts best.<br/> A hungrier dog hunts even better.<br/>VII:<br/> Decreased business base increases overhead.<br/> So does increased business base.<br/>VIII:<br/> The most unsuccessful four years in the education of a cost-estimator<br/> is fifth grade arithmetic.<br/>IX:<br/> Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent<br/> possible to make trivial ideas profound. Q.E.D.<br/>X:<br/> Bulls do not win bull fights; people do.<br/> People do not win people fights; lawyers do.<br/> -- Norman Augustine 2026-09-10T13:09:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs86e0d5ud006kjyk5wua3hmppdp0m6hk9pkgfqxqe8w844gcyqtugzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf572xn9j2 Even if you can deceive people about a product through misleading statements,<br/>sooner or later the product will speak for itself.<br/> -- Hajime Karatsu 2026-09-10T09:09:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8vllp7pndr6l6ajxryxzwp89tjktexjv3qq2f05rr4u8hr02gm8szyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf5762ujer BASIC, n.:<br/> A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in<br/> that those who have it will not admit it in polite company. 2026-09-07T16:07:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswx0vflap63zhl2xwr6enhc28vyzqunv5dzavusvd7p32rkyv8jjgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57l7tjxv We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and who,<br/>content with his life, can retire from the world like a satisfied guest.<br/> -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace) 2026-09-05T01:06:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswc7l63yphjncl7dnkcfdkw36ggx495zlj3z46derc6me0tc8z7wqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57rfsjz7 A man said to the Universe:<br/> &#34;Sir, I exist!&#34;<br/> &#34;However,&#34; replied the Universe,<br/> &#34;the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation.&#34;<br/> -- Stephen Crane 2026-09-04T12:06:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq7ly7yp98tdpplfkm57cm84p33x0f9pnss4g6k0v3mc2t4asd4jszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57c85xvd Randal can write one-liners again. Everyone is happy, and peace spreads<br/>over the whole Earth.<br/> -- Larry Wall in &lt;199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org&gt; 2026-09-04T09:06:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswn2t4p6xln5mzyau0q5k02xy4v0qn8vtszcd4gwwq7rulpuznm7qzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57x7jk3z Once there was a little nerd who loved to read your mail,<br/>And then yank back the i-access times to get hackers off his tail,<br/>And once as he finished reading from the secretary&#39;s spool,<br/>He wrote a rude rejection to her boyfriend (how uncool!)<br/>And this as delivermail did work and he ran his backfstat,<br/>He heard an awful crackling like rat fritters in hot fat,<br/>And hard errors brought the system down &#39;fore he could even shout!<br/> And the bio bug&#39;ll bring yours down too, ef you don&#39;t watch out!<br/>And once they was a little flake who&#39;d prowl through the uulog,<br/>And when he went to his blit that night to play at being god,<br/>The ops all heard him holler, and they to the console dashed,<br/>But when they did a ps -ut they found the system crashed!<br/>Oh, the wizards adb&#39;d the dumps and did the system trace,<br/>And worked on the file system &#39;til the disk head was hot paste,<br/>But all they ever found was this: &#34;panic: never doubt&#34;,<br/> And the bio bug&#39;ll crash your box too, ef you don&#39;t watch out!<br/>When the day is done and the moon comes out,<br/>And you hear the printer whining and the rk&#39;s seems to count,<br/>When the other desks are empty and their terminals glassy grey,<br/>And the load is only 1.6 and you wonder if it&#39;ll stay,<br/>You must mind the file protections and not snoop around,<br/> Or the bio bug&#39;ll getcha and bring the system down! 2026-09-04T08:06:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsthv73sqd0ar6vh3kmlpxfyzxwm84aw7m9j0d4k7v95c3pq3x0twszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf577yzfhm Humor in the Court:<br/>Q: Are you sexually active?<br/>A: No, I just lie there. 2026-09-03T19:06:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp5fm8rcyr70e3tvwaamqnjn5yapzh7y7h9pqhar48m6c2lwyv0lszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57p8x9p2 Well, he thought, since neither Aristotelian Logic nor the disciplines<br/>of Science seemed to offer much hope, it&#39;s time to go beyond them...<br/> Drawing a few deep even breaths, he entered a mental state practiced<br/>only by Masters of the Universal Way of Zen. In it his mind floated freely,<br/>able to rummage at will among the bits and pieces of data he had absorbed,<br/>undistracted by any outside disturbances. Logical structures no longer<br/>inhibited him. Pre-conceptions, prejudices, ordinary human standards vanished.<br/>All things, those previously trivial as well as those once thought important,<br/>became absolutely equal by acquiring an absolute value, revealing relationships<br/>not evident to ordinary vision. Like beads strung on a string of their own<br/>meaning, each thing pointed to its own common ground of existence, shared by<br/>all. Finally, each began to melt into each, staying itself while becoming<br/>all others. And Mind no longer contemplated Problem, but became Problem,<br/>destroying Subject-Object by becoming them.<br/> Time passed, unheeded.<br/> Eventually, there was a tentative stirring, then a decisive one, and<br/>Nakamura arose, a smile on his face and the light of laughter in his eyes.<br/> -- Wayfarer 2026-09-03T10:06:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd8caqr9wjlzcj464lccqs9vmv04dw237xk5qglwspww9h3yg4m0qzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57lvdzt9 Hollerith, v.:<br/> What thou doest when thy phone is on the fritzeth. 2026-09-03T07:05:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswwvt3jvxprtsmm3wpf897gu7keyd83vx2fgs7ksevlgeytn0ngrqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57hqnyrn No sooner had Edger Allen Poe<br/>Finished his old Raven,<br/>then he started his Old Crow. 2026-08-31T08:04:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrxagdq7ealw5rkhkqlnfg44zvlym99q5navwjemzaeu29dckazggzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57cv9ajt I didn&#39;t know he was dead; I thought he was British. 2026-08-31T03:04:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs258r3drncyj8wssh6dw4yh65pkf3rd2lem3r5e72mlkufs6h9r5szyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57qwy7uk Weed&#39;s Axiom:<br/> Never ask two questions in a business letter.<br/> The reply will discuss the one in which you are<br/> least interested and say nothing about the other. 2026-08-28T06:02:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqt64uqmqpzfj0x07z3w2mjz8rysln9nmw30346vdunsvcsv49pvszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57gfjr8f &#34;Yeah, but you&#39;re taking the universe out of context.&#34; 2026-08-27T04:02:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswxvrl65x0gkpjdp4hka58u78cq2ezaud6wrnlhe90svk4dkmffcgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57z630su * boren tosses matlab across the room and hopes it breaks into a number<br/> aproaching infinite peices 2026-08-26T11:01:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspqssmejml5fl724makrp2j9782yhmq0772cxcyhgcvvc8mp8v3cgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57xgnhf0 If the rich could pay the poor to die for them, what a living the poor<br/>could make! 2026-08-26T10:01:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp3vmz2jyunyhptu2y72qgtps8jeem3hk4y38jq35sucvn9hfqfjszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57uv0c2l First law of debate:<br/> Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. 2026-08-26T04:01:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr4gn7fhnzjkwaggcc7numzs7mym3m8k3vmz2u8mzhtyufwk4vrcszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf575vxt00 Send your questions to ``ASK ZIPPY&#39;&#39;, Box 40474, San Francisco, CA<br/>94140, USA 2026-08-26T03:01:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswud4ujg0c5cyrgvjv0c600v9kfagge68vvdqjh9ua8f3njeu9c4gzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57snztfs You know you&#39;ve been sitting in front of your Lisp machine too long<br/>when you go out to the junk food machine and start wondering how to<br/>make it give you the CADR of Item H so you can get that yummie<br/>chocolate cupcake that&#39;s stuck behind the disgusting vanilla one. 2026-08-26T00:01:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdgmqkmz8zmhs3ldpnrysmqqytj4qeup9rgrqhjl8znc72r5he5aqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57hgte2n The best laid plans of mice and men are usually about equal.<br/> -- Blair 2026-08-25T19:01:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8ak306nc2yx3pgd4u50fxqrdwsua0y8yt9pd8djr959mqe5mnumczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57g50ye4 Courtship to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.<br/> -- William Congreve 2026-08-25T18:01:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswljmctfjlm66auxmdv749gdtpnmcqhzgzpkyf7su9re3fqzy8ldszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57ytlxwr A Code of Honour: never approach a friend&#39;s girlfriend or wife with mischief<br/>as your goal. There are too many women in the world to justify that sort of<br/>dishonourable behaviour. Unless she&#39;s really attractive.<br/> -- Bruce J. Friedman, &#34;Sex and the Lonely Guy&#34; 2026-08-25T17:01:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw85u2pl7sgsx48wvsl4ytwcp3zadhwgc3mj29caphnmasyg8qzeszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57tc4rw7 It isn&#39;t an optical illusion. It just looks like one. 2026-08-25T16:01:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspaztuf8y8etfx4g3lgr2q5whx6qhdw3gqrtztsc3f3mf8v8tte4szyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57zfptsk Cynic, n.:<br/> A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not<br/> as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking<br/> out a cynic&#39;s eyes to improve his vision.<br/> -- Ambrose Bierce, &#34;The Devil&#39;s Dictionary&#34; 2026-08-25T15:01:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdy5g69y422crnnggwmrn35sag7satelslmwl7lt4xmdtyx8x3x6qzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57lfcaxs You tread upon my patience.<br/> -- William Shakespeare, &#34;Henry IV&#34; 2026-08-25T14:01:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrpjsgsmmxw5vtvnaladsfh56w63gu6em7gmelj5m5lt0aw4vn2pszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf578hp6vz You will be divorced within a year. 2026-08-25T12:01:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqjy96n3zlyym8ajecyzx5nqyqdca6xrg78wdwqw76lxgz6acrd2qzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57ngqpwe Without followers, evil cannot spread.<br/> -- Spock, &#34;And The Children Shall Lead&#34;, stardate 5029.5 2026-08-25T11:01:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvgmx254856hhhhc0gkarxx8znt670l07dzjy7qv0ws8k40v6fswszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57v9fpuu What fools these morals be! 2026-08-25T10:01:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspfxjccnvn9xcssjeq88mxv3ezgdjct49q6225vzn7u7j50uc36zczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57cf2u4k Let&#39;s all show human CONCERN for REVERAND MOON&#39;s legal difficulties!! 2026-08-25T09:01:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdv0pgjjdfmpgfgl9pgkrh6ft9m8wdzrjxrtafusl203mqx0gm6aqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57n6az6x &#34;I don&#39;t know where we come from,<br/> Don&#39;t know where we&#39;re going to,<br/> And if all this should have a reason,<br/> We would be the last to know.<br/><br/> So let&#39;s just hope there is a promised land,<br/> And until then,<br/> ...as best as you can.&#34;<br/> -- Steppenwolf, &#34;Rock Me Baby&#34; 2026-08-25T08:01:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2q42jj2etg8fazx2x5jhyg3rpwrvrlpm6q5q8lh5pjug5q9tzrkczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf574qe3xw Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?<br/>A: None. We&#39;ll fix it in software.<br/><br/>Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?<br/>A: None. The application can work around it.<br/><br/>Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?<br/>A: None. We&#39;ll document it in the manual.<br/><br/>Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb?<br/>A: None. The user can figure it out. 2026-08-25T07:01:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfcp3rtanfurf4n58aqj3la8xu0xpwmd4x2zklk0cce8sysgqpzrszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57apez5v We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves.<br/> -- Eric Hoffer 2026-08-25T06:01:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgalavp56srqqgw6wk4cvx8czp28mpvv54asvksju5zy7w8s0raqqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57exezrj A woman physician has made the statement that smoking is neither<br/>physically defective nor morally degrading, and that nicotine, even<br/>when indulged to in excess, is less harmful than excessive petting.&#34;<br/> -- Purdue Exponent, Jan 16, 1925 2026-08-25T05:01:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy0835xkxlypjja8aqkny00f9j4egfmkmxvur4rfcfjsztuw2gfrszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf575k8uy2 Tom&#39;s hungry, time to eat lunch. 2026-08-25T04:01:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxgvmpz9rwl6vjwy48ynf5h5zgk3qndlpzkvg3njc2pg2kpthu7ggzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57xd0xnu The only difference in the game of love over the last few thousand years<br/>is that they&#39;ve changed trumps from clubs to diamonds.<br/> -- The Indianapolis Star 2026-08-25T03:01:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0373wt57nl8j7sysayrvue8645tj26zlttmpu736l3sgpsud9sgczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57rxadj7 *** NEWS FLASH ***<br/><br/>Archeologists find PDP-11/24 inside brain cavity of fossilized dinosaur<br/>skeleton! Many Digital users fear that RSX-11M may be even more primitive<br/>than DEC admits. Price adjustments at 11:00. 2026-08-25T02:01:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrprxw0ws6f8ckjj83je0mr87w7kqg4yt2r0q8uzt7nc5jtaetk6czyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57n6dlmq The next person to mention spaghetti stacks to me is going to have<br/>his head knocked off.<br/> -- Bill Conrad 2026-08-25T01:01:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0zd6e6cdunuvcwly9m0yyegkkzvs4z0t2jxjg4faqp6m4nkn7nzszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57h7dpaz Paralysis through analysis. 2026-08-24T23:01:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvcvp2dqy5y50t3kpg2dkcfrp9234vxe8ymf40w0m208yq7zj330czyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57grl7xu You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider. 2026-08-24T22:01:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv29tyae4x7r9dpjzez3grcnafa24fryl0pw2cerm6v46xq0zkzeqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57tnf7nf The IBM purchase of ROLM gives new meaning to the term &#34;twisted pair&#34;.<br/> -- Howard Anderson, &#34;Yankee Group&#34; 2026-08-24T21:01:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw0txs2k0yjl5wf5dveyslph3qmfak3fjh90rxpukq5fyhmxsf3hqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57zrzyds Who are the artists in the Computer Graphics Show? Wavefront&#39;s latest box, or<br/>the people who programmed it? Should Mandelbrot get all the credit for the<br/>output of programs like MandelVroom?<br/> -- Peter da Silva 2026-08-24T20:00:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy5g46ujf424g9n2qcfx9k698nypyxcwal6t7h6va5yr82x9cxkjqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf5757sekf ... TheysaidDoyouseethebiggreenglowinthedarkhouseuponthehill?andIsaidYesIsee<br/>thebiggreenglowinthedarkhouseuponthehillTheresabigdarkforestbetweenmeandthe<br/>biggreenglowinthedarkhouseuponthehillandalittleoldladyridingonaHoovervacuum<br/>cleanersayingIllgetyoumyprettyandyourlittledogTototoo ...<br/><br/> I don&#39;t even *HAVE* a dog Toto... 2026-08-24T19:00:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8zzt94jajem6r8wx387t7gkwxt7faus9c8tm229yjw8hu308tmyszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57uru8zn I&#39;d rather laugh with the sinners,<br/>Than cry with the saints,<br/>The sinners are much more fun!<br/> -- Billy Joel, &#34;Only The Good Die Young&#34; 2026-08-24T18:00:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyk4f2cnaurgsvumdq9nsau3tazf0v29xn0juecpat5re3eqvaspczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57awcxup Uh-oh!! I&#39;m having TOO MUCH FUN!! 2026-08-24T17:00:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg8qm6lqmhm86ew25r6u9tsmrh6d4xjc4vh6u7vk0gvhzwwx5v4sczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57x7dsyz There is only one word for aid that is genuinely without strings,<br/>and that word is blackmail.<br/> -- Colm Brogan 2026-08-24T16:00:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq485cl0wkqx6htuwcyelna27hug6eujc0avu4ny0nsfxqyujy7agzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57y2ht0r The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be<br/>regarded as a criminal offence.<br/> -- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5 2026-08-24T12:00:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp7zm44fsa05q538tp9ty2aaxk9ge2raw3yyxxlmn4x4u50n3v37qzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57yrq3j4 I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket ... I have read the<br/>INSTRUCTIONS ... 2026-08-24T04:00:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrns38rdgd8vl6r7r9mxt59xk55jkp060xsfqejr7p998l3ga66egzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57hzpvne Error in operator: add beer 2026-08-23T23:00:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw26pajqapsfh4af7u790au2s9mgz3c9d2euq9em4th63vsj0p8lgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57dy4q5v ... &#34;fire&#34; does not matter, &#34;earth&#34; and &#34;air&#34; and &#34;water&#34; do not matter.<br/>&#34;I&#34; do not matter. No word matters. But man forgets reality and remembers<br/>words. The more words he remembers, the cleverer do his fellows esteem him.<br/>He looks upon the great transformations of the world, but he does not see<br/>them as they were seen when man looked upon reality for the first time.<br/>Their names come to his lips and he smiles as he tastes them, thinking he<br/>knows them in the naming.<br/> -- Roger Zelazny, &#34;Lord of Light&#34; 2026-08-23T19:00:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx8xrvjsh76uc9eg59p9pmpejz5txsfqfhtj6k49xxstzxv9pemcszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf579rkzmy &#34;Oh dear, I think you&#39;ll find reality&#39;s on the blink again.&#34;<br/> -- Marvin The Paranoid Android 2026-08-23T12:00:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstkjzda3u7pzcrnchfgxn409nut3ea4q090yr6tntah7sdsxgecrszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf5738cykh It&#39;s amazing how nice people are to you when they know you&#39;re going away.<br/> -- Michael Arlen 2026-08-21T17:59:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs93tmmmepspew6qxwysaht3zly5lp6w746yfr9ekcr28v4vqy4q3czyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57lasuly Great minds run in great circles. 2026-08-21T08:59:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxhjhx82xy0yntat3n448cx3q7mtnlvcru873g68hkjnjvwp93jlczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57n9v9tm &#34;You&#39;ll pay to know what you really think.&#34;<br/> -- J. R. &#34;Bob&#34; Dobbs 2026-08-20T22:59:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2eukuhedh0sca38w6uqyz80fl0vftg6cew3ryygy8mnkr4z23wsgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57h0lxd4 The mind is its own place, and in itself<br/>Can make a Heav&#39;n of Hell, a Hell of Heav&#39;n.<br/> -- John Milton 2023-12-16T16:00:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstyv2zrd48q4y6p4rysztxltunnmf378yw4cn6fpjulsxt4cdj9yszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57v4y8mw Boo! Goes the Christmas Ghost! 2023-12-16T15:47:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq3t0vucdk7mpp7fp42r4yxcxny7uw5f9f8njqfn9c3d4jw2pvfdgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57y5mkfq Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon. 2023-12-16T15:30:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv5ckw58p35uvhzs7q0rpld6uy6wzjyyc5eds7t226lez406mplqszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57kk0pvx AWAKE! FEAR! FIRE! FOES! AWAKE!<br/> FEAR! FIRE! FOES!<br/> AWAKE! AWAKE!<br/> -- J. R. R. Tolkien 2023-12-16T15:00:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswe6d0zdlz3dulqz0cx55u2dzf48q4fr6e4tkmezdyth4vacslx6gzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57jvp2uz You will be successful in love. 2023-12-16T14:30:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8853gtzzr6p0fjf5hrt9h4kqd48rew7mtpc34nppacv9m7aska4czyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57pf5599 Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?<br/>A: Fifteen. One to do it, and fourteen to write document number<br/> GC7500439-0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility,<br/> of which 10% of the pages state only &#34;This page intentionally<br/> left blank&#34;, and 20% of the definitions are of the form &#34;A:.....<br/> consists of sequences of non-blank characters separated by blanks&#34;. 2023-12-16T14:00:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqrw4ctxvlqwrjc38fqg8xm4u9my7a89hpm9e4u8mv2kgpfhaxj2szyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57ecrzse You are capable of planning your future. 2023-12-16T13:30:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2wgtaf9kcsasws99lp9v2mfu63jldeug8hvz9kq8qesysace0vwqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57ws4g4n Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?<br/>A: You won&#39;t find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if<br/> you&#39;re looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb... 2023-12-16T13:00:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstks08qsyexcy37gg4vtz98gnmapun3wdvjyg7ef5fvg4pzx2fy8czyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57w9nx2f Today is the first day of the rest of your life. 2023-12-16T12:30:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfanhj3fs0t2v6j5hk9zpzpruzaejw24868972jply59yz2nj0dvszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57juyu4c Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard?<br/>A: You get someone who makes you an offer that you can&#39;t understand! 2023-12-16T12:00:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst6fqvgqq9va434jkcwjd5s9rut8jey6m03fzfjtqn3rukywpkstszyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57qjd6j9 All things that are, are with more spirit chased than enjoyed.<br/> -- Shakespeare, &#34;Merchant of Venice&#34; 2023-12-16T11:30:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0kyzylw2tcyf0qwtf9n7uflechjjvr7jz0ejqjst7kzayxwmvmnqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57aspht3 The last thing one knows in constructing a work is what to put first.<br/> -- Blaise Pascal 2023-12-16T11:00:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs86dsf5x06qxxf39d3reawf2lg2m4luhjlnde4f0hgwn72rgya8wgzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57vhmql4 There is a 20% chance of tomorrow. 2023-12-16T10:30:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8kx3td3u8pu6uwk5dhv7qxrcv90cp7t8vsy6hyuulg3kye9whygczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57watzsv Talkers are no good doers.<br/> -- William Shakespeare, &#34;Henry VI&#34; 2023-12-16T10:00:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswqde698h0zs7qk24src0v6ywmzfvrdzph0cj6fntevm6y7kzsvpczyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57cdm26l Harp not on that string.<br/> -- William Shakespeare, &#34;Henry VI&#34; 2023-12-16T09:30:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsytcd3gm27827g0du9xcwq57z397nghcrvngwc7va83xurg6r4meqzyz40j096m2fmasvaa8v0z40chvsgzvlj46udxuy3c29g69f0glf57cn8mpp The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post of<br/>the warrior-chief Beast, with his barbarian tribe now stacking wood at<br/>her nubile feet, when the strong clear voice of the poetic and heroic<br/>Handsomas roared, &#39;Flick your Bic, crisp that chick, and you&#39;ll feel my<br/>steel through your last meal!&#39;<br/> -- Winning sentence, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest. 2023-12-16T09:00:02Z