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  <title>Nostr notes by Jade</title>
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    <name>Jade</name>
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      <title type="html">I still can&amp;#39;t get over the fact that the DVLA (Driver and ...</title>
    
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      I still can&amp;#39;t get over the fact that the DVLA (Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency) has online forms that are only usable at certain times&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Computer tired, Computer go sleep
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    <updated>2026-07-19T17:27:18Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">@nprofile…863e it&amp;#39;s just kinda sloshing around up there</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqw079reyur6cdgrxk84htc3xasnpcglh55f56xmy63ngkvdhweegpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qrwd6ph&#39;&gt;nevent1q…d6ph&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqgzvlue9elnhpkf6258td83g6vcwsffg63jt2urq7g9663rsgwmuq29863e&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;💙🩷💜Brett🐡🍉🐧&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…863e&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; it&amp;#39;s just kinda sloshing around up there
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    <updated>2026-02-22T02:02:34Z</updated>
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      My brain is in the process of liquefying
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    <updated>2026-02-22T01:08:12Z</updated>
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      This looks like a shitpost but nope it&amp;#39;s real&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.catcatnya.com/media_attachments/files/114/807/042/738/316/039/original/69a998005d377f18.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-07-06T15:42:24Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I just saw 500ml being referred to as a metric pint and my soul ...</title>
    
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      I just saw 500ml being referred to as a metric pint and my soul hurts
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    <updated>2025-06-16T20:48:29Z</updated>
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      High five brother&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.catcatnya.com/media_attachments/files/114/324/905/565/989/007/original/4067d78344482c2e.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-04-12T12:07:30Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">The fuckin breclav -&amp;gt; brno ticket costs 134CZK in CDs app but ...</title>
    
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      The fuckin breclav -&amp;gt; brno ticket costs 134CZK in CDs app but 73 in the cursed Czech only southern moravian transit thingy app
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    <updated>2025-04-06T16:41:54Z</updated>
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      I love dogs so fucking much
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    <updated>2025-03-20T11:05:52Z</updated>
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      Damn bro, you BULBOUS&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.catcatnya.com/media_attachments/files/114/115/284/705/917/520/original/0a726e656250cb4c.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-03-06T11:38:42Z</updated>
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