2026-09-22T23:09:18Z https://njump.me allrite https://njump.me/npub156jvleuv448ex37z0eqxx4r495ytgcrqepltd7g800wwe2unjr5sffxs3p https://masto.allrite.at/system/accounts/avatars/109/374/137/283/935/170/original/654dc9c295b4690e.jpg https://masto.allrite.at/system/accounts/avatars/109/374/137/283/935/170/original/654dc9c295b4690e.jpg https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgvcl009cep87747h7sdjhxzyzuyvte8jka3m0yttccfefc8d3fpszyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjc0mww5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvmyy6khmaa4q2842dnvuf7kjsu9qaaqyssdf0z4h4j82lxysfvdsn9g27d'>nevent1q…g27d</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I went to a seafood shop in Victoria and asked for some cakes, but they told me to go to a patisserie.<br/><br/>However, I couldn&#39;t find any there either.<br/> <img src="https://masto.allrite.at/system/media_attachments/files/117/104/052/843/132/214/original/206732ea7aa585fa.png"> <br/> 2026-08-16T07:40:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs29ns0vs73ud2x7zpn6wc6uxe9n7qwwp4gg9t2xm0mxz9hxccz2eqzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjtjpl4h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrtmlylx3cvy0mfttgrychfxs6u8uetzh42wj58ahjjder3ud59fc9zp6ex'>nevent1q…p6ex</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>We usually live mostly out of our bags. Often we are only staying a night or two or in a basic and compact hotel room. 2026-05-19T10:59:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrtmlylx3cvy0mfttgrychfxs6u8uetzh42wj58ahjjder3ud59fczyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjryndua When you stay in a hotel room, do you usually: 2026-05-19T10:57:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8zpac2t2fey45yhqjfe4mk555thxlc8e505nq72zt494zh47yshszyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj5hzd0s &#34;If it&#39;s flooded, floor it&#34; works even less well for bikes.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-07/cyclist-rescued-from-snowy-river-police-air-wing/106537314">https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-07/cyclist-rescued-from-snowy-river-police-air-wing/106537314</a> 2026-04-07T02:58:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs94r396nswyafahmzz5wcmyk2pu38w53c8pvs57fgl7kqfghqu5fczyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjx94ynt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2wg7ytv4ekapl8qjfhlzeam70garh6wcmln8tdrhscct653manugqyl54d'>nevent1q…l54d</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Tell them to bring their friends. Then you can start a true crime podcast about the murder in your yard. 2026-02-22T21:37:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxadprqpjz43p5t6nyqa4j2c94wfywjtd2kxqmvtg9eq7vn7we9lszyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjtsxzap The view of Mount Fuji was even better on the way back to Kyoto!<br/> <img src="https://masto.allrite.at/system/media_attachments/files/115/913/751/626/336/929/original/d508afe71844a35c.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-18T02:32:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8n9r70x9z0d2s9jksmxaf06z3ejvmlfgfxehna6hcxr0ugjvrgnszyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj6smfe5 I am pleased to announce that I am writing a new book explaining how to live your life better by learning from the Japanese. My book is called &#34;The ancient art of unwrapping Japanese konbini onigiri and how to live a better life&#34; and will be published once I work out how to actually do it without making a mess.<br/> <img src="https://masto.allrite.at/system/media_attachments/files/115/908/599/541/803/466/original/f5ca70213ec5aa8f.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-17T04:42:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8975sru9n9awfppe29gd90zuf2ahttve9szutzhwpkysqp0fn3ygzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj2knr3f History lesson: The difference between the Goths and the Visigoths.<br/> <img src="https://masto.allrite.at/system/media_attachments/files/115/698/939/278/948/165/original/f2ade2d966ef36b0.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-11T04:04:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqwwq8nx0kdmvdpvcpyr3uzpfv70gz6l0te2g2hd5yypdzf0h27pczyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjdvf4z7 If Big Bird and the Cookie Monster had a child together, would it be a Cookieburra? 2025-12-10T21:23:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf2qsqajpnyzjfgk0pt9rkhr65l96plj3786jxsmqzukfar2tqweczyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjrs2lt0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9ea720ce5aarg6q8rce459fvfg6gstzmgas55zw5asd4za0n5clq7xjd9q'>nevent1q…jd9q</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Guess I&#39;m insane. I&#39;ve done the Tokyo to Sapporo train multiple times and the mountain route once:<br/><br/><a href="https://allrite.at/slipping-round-the-back-to-hakodate/">https://allrite.at/slipping-round-the-back-to-hakodate/</a> 2025-12-06T12:01:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs96y8jua9wfejqh344rvrzpc37d3syqalwyuzdn0u26lsd470qyhczyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjxdx84g Desirable Traits<br/><br/>Be careful what you wish for.<br/><br/>#MicroFiction #scifi <br/><br/><a href="http://allrite.blog/2025/12/01/desirable-traits/">http://allrite.blog/2025/12/01/desirable-traits/</a> 2025-12-01T22:02:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2k79e5tmv60rmegydt34lxw6zyacdrtua0m23wnc09j85p9kaupqzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjyanzpd The robot&#39;s next move saw it fall out of a window from a great height. It was an accident, of course.<br/><br/><a href="https://tech.yahoo.com/ai/meta-ai/articles/russia-first-ai-powered-robot-110300513.html">https://tech.yahoo.com/ai/meta-ai/articles/russia-first-ai-powered-robot-110300513.html</a> 2025-11-13T22:51:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszdzshtd94pyh72e5v39npqqwz3y342lrtm46kvy9hmfm20anm5lczyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjtrt6g6 Mystified why the inventor of the pie floater didn&#39;t win a Nobel Peas Prize. 2025-11-13T09:35:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2cufdkvl9m85raj5tem2h4f6a7qd3w9ww2tlxravdueyz732y74gzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjdmzxn4 Today in archaeology: Melbun and their religious festivals.<br/><br/>Once a year, the city would fill the giant Melbun Cup with alcohol and everyone would get drunk.<br/><br/>Violence was celebrated in their winter by kicking each other in the balls in a game called &#34;Footy&#34;.<br/><br/>There was also the Boxing Day Test, where residents punched visitors in a test of fighting prowess. This would get out of hand, with Melbun reduced to ashes, which the residents would complain about in their &#34;whine bars&#34;.<br/><br/>#MicroFiction 2025-11-04T03:10:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstp702vzd4lau9u4dhzvm2fg5qqqdku479vzztpxkh7n7vde0ynvqzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjwy9955 EXCITED to see how AI is DEMOCRATISING WRITING.<br/><br/>Once upon a time writing was only the domain of people with something to say.<br/><br/>Now, anybody can fill the world with meaningless written content, all thanks to AI!<br/><br/>#LinkedInThinking #MarketingExistedBeforeAI 2025-10-31T02:12:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst3qzqng6pupe48vjk7agw7lyl9djn4fuw86kcuclexdl8j26592qzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjw30wdj Your toaster is your DHCP server. 2025-10-28T02:41:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfy5f986k6ha3hwkz84stcrvyuj3r7c6v5yyp6ekavvjl4weg6kuszyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjgjrcph &#34;The man inserted his plug into the female&#39;s socket and began the transference of his DNA...&#34;<br/><br/>- What is this nonsense?<br/><br/>&#34;It&#39;s how the Progenitors spawned new instances.&#34;<br/><br/>- What is DNA anyway?<br/><br/>&#34;That knowledge has been lost.&#34;<br/><br/>- Maybe it was an early version of DNS.<br/><br/>&#34;Hmm, yes, a way to identify the new instance.&#34;<br/><br/>- And why they went extinct.<br/><br/>&#34;It&#39;s always DNS, isn&#39;t it.&#34;<br/><br/>#MicroFiction #TootFic 2025-10-25T12:29:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw386x5xf9pu4r7p3lh06a85k8v3dvy83zmep8q7ky4k0re4halyqzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjjv2mzp If the Whitehouse needed more ballroom, maybe they could have switched to wearing kilts and skirts? 2025-10-23T21:08:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr3du7wg8h5gfuc7m95d38srhz2nypkkye2zmxnnn5jsrcmhl824szyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjquxe0t Suburbia to country<br/><br/>We take a different route out of Melbourne and make our way to Gundagai.<br/><br/><a href="https://allrite.at/suburbia-to-country/">https://allrite.at/suburbia-to-country/</a> 2025-10-11T11:28:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd9rfgdkjn7xnaxpx862tsxrrmmerawt8kw075evvcf8gsqzjm5pgzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjelcvvc I saw parts of Sydney that most train passengers don&#39;t have an opportunity to visit! <br/><br/><a href="https://allrite.at/lavender-and-botany/">https://allrite.at/lavender-and-botany/</a> 2025-10-07T08:50:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf4yda6nhx50s7yujqlg4aqeg46ryfny943m3mptzn9rul7g9tkpgzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj86phmw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszzr0a3xpvl6pfyn2smze2jxvcueqynyvl5vffrvfzufk8vuq8mycywr6lq'>nevent1q…r6lq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;I&#39;m going to wake up today and make you all suffer. Might as well get started now.&#34; 2025-10-01T21:52:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp4mnzel2rskaaf2q05fadkfrh7xa4f3r28nd993kxag0n3rpyxqqzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj4tvyj0 In Gene Roddenberry&#39;s original scripts the half-human, half-Vulcan Mr Spock was called Mr Spork, named after that other hybrid between a spoon and a fork. 2025-09-16T21:44:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg8s43l6nzfu4ux5xhdned5u7rey6dp8knyvrg45phfpqrgenfwuczyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjdf7tuc Can&#39;t believe that my marketing slogan for Splices didn&#39;t get up:<br/><br/>&#34;Lick it until the white stuff comes out.&#34; 2025-09-14T02:53:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswpsnqv0ep6y6tr7n4gen48s5f3lv9853662yxwm9qk9peepw6vuczyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjc4hw6j We come in pizza.<br/> <img src="https://masto.allrite.at/system/media_attachments/files/115/166/344/661/307/015/original/cca41a4c89b410c6.jpg"> <br/> 2025-09-08T02:36:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstalar0z6sf844ds772pluls32hy6hem6xc9mapcapza3ycz84aggzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjvsaanv &#34;I have ADHD. I&#39;m easily distracted and not very productive.&#34;<br/><br/>- The opposite is true! You are highly productive. Each time you get distracted you spawn an alternative timeline. One where you get distracted and another where you don&#39;t. My Reality Integrator recombines the two timelines so you complete both tasks.<br/><br/>&#34;Doesn&#39;t that lead to lots of contradictions and inconsistencies in reality?&#34;<br/><br/>- Yes, but you&#39;ll never notice.<br/><br/>&#34;Why?&#34;<br/><br/>- Look, over there, a bird!<br/><br/>#MicroFiction #TootFic #FlashFic 2025-09-03T23:51:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf8na8zlcwh46rffuekyd05f9x5ywwd3cjwx3g2w9vtazj6l987agzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjh9ugc0 Founder (noun): Somebody who helps start an organisation or institution.<br/><br/>Founder: (verb): A ship filling with water and sinking.<br/><br/>Example. A tech founder is someone who establishes a multimillion dollar business that will sink in a few years. 2025-08-25T00:30:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxlaeecylrv0egvfk46tt6fxq63xm98kglwtaejqc3mdfvtyxsdeqzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjjz7lcs Security by unusability. 2025-08-12T04:49:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspe27due5x8e7dkpkvs7smw0u7w2x9uuxyhwkaz7c9ff2rawndw6szyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj27c705 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8eshlrh9zlzuyxd47wej8c6mkvv47snzplxqmvudahzujfxu4sfqa9znav'>nevent1q…znav</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The first question on the assembled media&#39;s lips was:<br/><br/>&#34;How is this going to affect the government&#39;s chances at the next elections?&#34;<br/><br/>#BonusPanel 2025-05-03T07:32:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8eshlrh9zlzuyxd47wej8c6mkvv47snzplxqmvudahzujfxu4sfqzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjw9rndl The aliens land in front of the Australian Parliament House in Canberra. As the pale spindly alien descends from the ramp, the prime minister emerges to greet them.<br/><br/>&#34;We come in peace,&#34; intones the alien, &#34;We wish to learn about your democracy and introduce it to our home world.&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;Why us?&#34; asks the PM.<br/><br/>&#34;You are keepers of the democracy sausage,&#34; replies the alien.<br/><br/>&#34;Also, we are taking Antony Green.&#34;<br/><br/>#MicroFiction #tootfic #DemocracySausage 2025-05-03T07:30:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvcmuw3h3j6cluscus8fcry8tkazh0ntvlwnl7atnqhhjrezj6rtszyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj4t43z6 When you say that I&#39;m on a roll, are you saying that I&#39;m like a piece of soggy lettuce? 2025-03-26T21:14:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd72647300525cez9wpxv3ruy7ja8qmhl6wj2cjzktk026s2lmqhczyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjtxlah5 If a butterfly flapping its wings can cause a tornado half a wold away, just imagine the havoc your farts are wreaking upon the world! 2025-03-23T20:51:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvpylmj22jf575jmg99hyhkanafs0zu73dzs0vln5cgd3pammyasgzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjy7kpgk A cautionary tale for those cleaning ovens:<br/><br/>My neighbour once cleaned his oven. It then collapsed. The grime was probably the only thing holding it together. 2025-03-23T08:25:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvlwf8aa2cgr0g4yhvh8n7d2eu49krpthl5rtt34va328k4zm0lxczyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjtyjwd6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrcygznyj9m3n9440x7h08rau06w3fynt6vu5xnaefxkf67c6pydqhyssal'>nevent1q…ssal</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>My day initially sucked, but after the vacuuming was done had a nice lunch of tapioca noodles from Bankstown and a nap. 😀 2025-03-22T09:31:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8er996f2nrladdgnrmv96gcc7j3smw368prcvmxdqw03x706wklgzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj9ha8sp Driving around the suburb today and I remember when the roads used to be spacious. But now the streets are virtually single lane because of all the big cars parked along the side streets. Not in the double garages or driveways of their homes.<br/><br/>And then waiting for drivers today try to maneuver their big cars in a multistorey carpark...<br/><br/>The consequences of the big car owner&#39;s decision to buy them need to be forced back on to them, not everybody else. 2025-03-22T07:54:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvq2lny23yrhjrufdc9cflaa7s609seed4h5u9fg8nqrmcpm9nrkqzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj9kcr5h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8ls7vzh9tehslh77gg8jexd2whxxljtwkcljha4u7ru4n9hrvejq624qs8'>nevent1q…4qs8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Likewise 2025-03-21T04:40:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspazhzhlemklp5wjhc2f2tz4m4egrnh3ezpa0ah4s4d30gse2dmwqzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj6ewlx9 Who thought that this was a good idea for a photo?<br/><br/>Australian science in action!<br/> <img src="https://masto.allrite.at/system/media_attachments/files/114/198/368/158/434/244/original/83d102c879de342d.jpg"> <br/> 2025-03-21T03:49:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrnsavmfamdjnrfpn7dqemuvkw5qxftjajhdxfntm5ks7my6wt27czyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjxl33dx A colleague says their daughter loves generating images with AI. <br/><br/>They are always making pictures of guinea pigs doing an activity and doing a poop.<br/><br/>This is the dream of AI. 2025-03-20T22:01:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxyggaxmkucy98pethtuccxp24v58tlsvltjhqueh8uyspsqsrkwqzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjkh6qzw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2xh9awj5wk6zrn6gn4ha2rzknwj5au4vwrat8pulmgc6g09qfr0g4xqpcl'>nevent1q…qpcl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Fortunately we have flights in the July school holidays to look forward to! 2025-03-14T10:44:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2xh9awj5wk6zrn6gn4ha2rzknwj5au4vwrat8pulmgc6g09qfr0gzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj8sgfxl Phantom Kansai Journey<br/><br/>I was supposed to fly to Japan yesterday. Instead I stayed up late working.<br/><br/><a href="http://allrite.blog/2025/03/14/phantom-kansai-journey/">http://allrite.blog/2025/03/14/phantom-kansai-journey/</a> 2025-03-14T10:15:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxxtkyaq04rjqt0f9m9d208y25hx2ltlvysswlc2cfxvwwdjfadsszyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj5zw7zx Techbro: I know it&#39;s a controversial opinion, but I preferred the first Dune movie to the second.<br/><br/>Interviewer: David Lynch&#39;s version?<br/><br/>TB: *laughs* No! Villeneuve&#39;s movies. I&#39;m obsessed with the Bene Gesserit pain box. It&#39;s the coolest thing about the movie. I&#39;ve built one. It&#39;s great for job interviews!<br/><br/>Int: What?<br/><br/>TB: People pay us not to use it. Screening people is expensive y&#39;know?<br/><br/>Int: That&#39;s obscene!<br/><br/>TB: I own this station. Now, put your hand in the box.<br/><br/>#MicroFiction #tootfic 2025-03-10T03:41:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqx6sfm9qljn92fv34ckna2kxttymtvnmzttxxmfls7eknudy0eyszyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjz8gg7z Gold! I&#39;ve found gold!<br/><br/>Still in its original packaging.<br/> <img src="https://masto.allrite.at/system/media_attachments/files/114/131/087/002/032/658/original/8cef4bbc9a7b7daa.jpg"> <br/> 2025-03-09T06:37:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8749rmw8f8y460pxmjltu36ws3l4tsu6dgd92ya70dy8gxh35zcczyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjpuavdr I&#39;m pleased to announce that the Colony Mission to Mars has been a resounding success.<br/><br/>Facing trouble at home, our wealthiest citizens decided to find a new home more conducive to their philosophies. We all wished them every success and worked hard to help them realise their dreams.<br/><br/>Three months ago they launched their journey to the Red Planet.<br/><br/>The new crater on the Martian surface is a fitting memorial to their efforts.<br/><br/>#MicroFiction #tootfic 2025-02-24T21:29:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxnn5qy9zfa28fzflyqw7ps6e2gma0gwluqd3d6s7njpyl0dd5xvszyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj45d9ax Ever noticed how a rise in the number of cat photos on the internet has corresponded with a rise in authoritarianism and fascism?<br/><br/>It is not a coincidence. 2025-02-23T21:17:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspyqgemywqe99442p38vv2kzrujgu2lur3uyk2kddhk7uyn78weuczyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjxvfs49 Thinking of making a medical drama about a skin care ward at a hospital. Going to call it &#34;Graze Anatomy&#34;. 2025-02-22T11:27:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd9rlnhd0ay8ulmdyag8887lampzwzue0wkvng66n0uup8jumkjlszyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjpek8av There can be no more cursed knowledge that being known for having some expertise in using Excel. 2025-02-21T01:00:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq47rsa8gcxmvr9gm5776fhqnrrqnprtze3ckt2l257c5p9xaaf7szyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjyz89mp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxa909ye2z7607vfd8gqggcaxg03p7t7jlxdwuqjrl0jrenckd0lcg42wns'>nevent1q…2wns</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Of course, most European car drivers here don&#39;t know how to use an indicator anyway. 2025-02-15T04:38:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxa909ye2z7607vfd8gqggcaxg03p7t7jlxdwuqjrl0jrenckd0lczyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjt6j9cm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszrwdee2x6nrcgsqkqn3ryh2mc6ds2evyhcn5ex893rep66zpx3hqqm3wv9'>nevent1q…3wv9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That varies between European and Japanese cars within Australia (haven&#39;t driven in anything else). 2025-02-15T04:37:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd9fz8uu5p0atfqx8hka67gjh70jrcs7njk0c5ggrt4qrkakaf6wgzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj7p88an If we are talking about allowing US nationals into Australia as refugees I hope that we have a program to culturally acclimatise them first.<br/><br/>* Guns bad.<br/>* Keep left (your left is our right)<br/>* Cheese is not squeezable.<br/>* Sugar comes from cane not corn.<br/>* Balls are hit with flat bats.<br/>* Etc etc. 2025-02-15T04:35:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstcwpt65q0hcdcqtuwyw05u95tt45exghruu7y47gw6d85kualm7czyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj0e77ze BROTHERS! We need to DEFEMINIZE our ELECTRICITY SUPPLY. <br/><br/>And GET RID of that LEFTIST HIPPY EARTH NONSENSE while we are at it.<br/> <img src="https://masto.allrite.at/system/media_attachments/files/113/987/232/815/517/131/original/b7968e64ffb75d12.jpg"> <br/> 2025-02-11T20:55:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqcsmj63jl3s9u934pc9msv3dt5m8cxvcamd6zq5ua37ny9ynpjgszyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwju9vrn3 So apparently the rings of Saturn were formed from an old moon that was destroyed. How was it destroyed? I think the answer is obvious. Mimas is supposedly another Saturnian moon, but I think we can all see what it really is.<br/><br/>So the real question is, why did they abandon the Death Star a long time ago?<br/><br/>Perhaps there really was a reactor leak in cell block 1138...<br/> <img src="https://masto.allrite.at/system/media_attachments/files/113/954/029/662/517/699/original/97c71a769a781785.png"> <br/> 2025-02-06T00:15:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs23nkzm5wr6qr0wm2cfjrjuvwyrw8tt2m9uu8d6edsddtsrq3n99szyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj4tv05e Woohoo, hourly suburban bus services. So delighted to be back in Sydney. 2025-01-31T21:56:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstgr0jp4mfzhj9cxn367x8hxq66qkag8efzcr08ej3u7amwtgkk9czyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjwz565m The Malaysian scientists who released the dinosaurs were motivated more by national pride than by good sense. Malaysia may have been awarded the Number 1 Dinosaur Destination in South-East Asia from the World Paleontology Association, but the saurians devastated the palm oil plantations and devoured the citizens.<br/><br/>On the other hand, dinosaur meat tastes really good as satay.<br/><br/>#MicroFiction #tootfic 2025-01-27T00:22:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswtx8wm02pu2qjllujw6dde3a7rkzxhkh4kky3w2ntwrxvd93h2ggzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjn9tdfj Ugh, migraine. Staying in the hotel room while the other two explore Singapore. 2025-01-26T10:48:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0tftvlkjeku3s62x58n09qlyxs0s0ucaq0fjwjx7kulvwy2k6d3qzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj2hl87k I don&#39;t know why they chose to drop nuclear weapons on Kuala Lumpur.<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>#MicroFiction <br/><br/><a href="https://write.allrite.net/the-nuke">https://write.allrite.net/the-nuke</a> 2025-01-24T14:04:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfrkwem6t67mlg94tur24xccg0zdud8vx3u8y9u264kyxujyr9qlgzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjuexd6n In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxecftqqwvwymx5d0gq5v2lwl9rwaup0qfs8jdwukfxd4nxtn23hq2plhyl'>nevent1q…lhyl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Too hot lah, can&#39;t climb lor! Guess it&#39;s easier to get donations if you make it easier for donors.<br/><br/>And I loathe durian. Even the ice cream is revolting. But wife loves it... 2025-01-24T14:00:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstjxusvtv2x072f4lg7whytlfjzfg76qf94x899kgu8ltanvepgmgzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjasv977 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2susz9lxhfrwvlkwnlmretnmqqmmk6yvan8ayhw9p5jl8rz96txgxy3zpd'>nevent1q…3zpd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I remember when Butterworth was a RAAF base, though I had no connection with the Airforce.<br/><br/>Sometimes we like to explore the fast food chains overseas, just to see the differences. I&#39;ve had better and worse depending on the country (KFC in Taiwan is excellent, McD in Denmark is terrible). 2025-01-24T13:58:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrhja44dcrx2k4cey5huxga2xyp3ypmksxrdku6d9632ja9h8zjnszyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjnrknhe Kek Lok Si<br/><br/>While I&#39;m watching the washing go round and round at the laundromat, let me write some more about what I&#39;ve been up to. I have memories of climbing many steps past lots of little stalls on my way up to the Buddhist temple of Kek Lok Si, overlooking Penang, 30 years ago during my first visit here. The steps seem to be gone now, replaced by a couple of funiculars with a buggy ride in between.<br/><br/><a href="https://allrite.at/kek-lok-si/">https://allrite.at/kek-lok-si/</a> 2025-01-24T13:34:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstamuc8k89v4gxmakn6plt5dpp0gwpjf5tq478qs3kpwct32jtz5qzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjw8kwnm Taiping to Penang<br/><br/>From Taiping to Butterworth by train to eat our way through Penang.<br/><br/><a href="https://allrite.at/taiping-to-penang/">https://allrite.at/taiping-to-penang/</a> 2025-01-23T15:49:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq27tzcwm820h86ceqsszrxcz6280j59zq7sjg4lzwg4zac6qk76szyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjg87n6x Really liking Taiping so far. There&#39;s a sense of historical urban decay, wonderful views, a beautiful lake and lots of hawker food close to the hotel (not the Axlite).<br/> <img src="https://masto.allrite.at/system/media_attachments/files/113/866/058/277/795/691/original/9d7d3f5800842f1c.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://masto.allrite.at/system/media_attachments/files/113/866/064/720/389/658/original/ea2a9919d1a0ad4d.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://masto.allrite.at/system/media_attachments/files/113/866/071/454/749/689/original/35b7501bf3cd6639.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://masto.allrite.at/system/media_attachments/files/113/866/076/091/225/615/original/78b2b3e59c567c8f.jpg"> <br/> 2025-01-21T11:22:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy9t697m7d3x3cvvgt7a3dkcde3zdkwa8ng2ekj8js93v8gghw6xszyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjuc8cw2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsre78dt72wsv0mdd7sa0f2n00z05glcjte7flw6zn069973ztf83cjcasw4'>nevent1q…asw4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>But did he wear socks and sandals??? 2025-01-20T05:44:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq9vmdvswz2rtxmanpxvtsu7c3mnnwhed3qrehjkeprepg05g56zczyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjxkkfvg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8tvak6znjm77er8adrnntyqu9qtkkw6uzuhr7zvcfu7zl6xezwusyr4c79'>nevent1q…4c79</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They spoke German! 2025-01-20T05:06:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstnj9f2e7ju883dazaef7ea08d59l6h0w9u4ddaf3jfpca5tt57qgzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj375g5y The Germans are not wearing socks with their sandals! #SM2025 2025-01-20T04:37:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8gg4h7x8m26cduxng3ellu6z54lm6pv4fkerje7tqy4vtjdurgrqzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjwflyqg &#34;Australian cities are so unfriendly to pedestrians and cyclists.&#34;<br/><br/>Have you ever been to Kuala Lumpur??? 2025-01-20T01:42:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvkv92ag4es5fpc6x2nndzuudxx4khtkaq3mnuzc0d3njzl54gdgqzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjgpj26j Kangkong belacan, assam fish, kapitan chicken, fried sotong for lunch at a restaurant named after my wife, who herself was named after a restaurant. #SM2025<br/> <img src="https://masto.allrite.at/system/media_attachments/files/113/853/725/086/922/209/original/8ef43cd8dfa1deaf.jpg"> <br/> 2025-01-19T07:03:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2fgfw7cdy0ek8r03wjz67jksr3p026892hq06udnaaf08vzpvuxqzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjx05gql Good morning, I&#39;m still on the train. Really is the jungle line. Amazing views of kampongs and karsts. #SM2025<br/> <img src="https://masto.allrite.at/system/media_attachments/files/113/841/171/028/999/121/original/4f8c5bf86ad48a96.jpg"> <br/> 2025-01-17T01:48:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst5qsrjlx3ly80jed80fwptpvr73rn6xw09qz0ng20wdyy0lgt8jczyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj63rdxe My 16 hour ride for tonight from Johor Bahru to Tumpat in Malaysia. Couldn&#39;t get a sleeper, but did score a single first class seat with good recline. So far had an hour&#39;s nap and we have stopped at Kluang. #SM2025<br/> <img src="https://masto.allrite.at/system/media_attachments/files/113/838/460/429/918/405/original/410ce3ff32da94b8.jpg"> <br/> 2025-01-16T14:20:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqe75g6tdt9yvah7r6z66wphtjcu9nhs54x2umumff52tf6j26qgszyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj8zlu33 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstfdlgjhjwex4me03gnjgt07l8zgp064uwma6w863jmvhd5dh80nq8pfkth'>nevent1q…fkth</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And isn&#39;t it nice that you can post Scunthorpe without censorship here! 2025-01-06T23:00:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs97dr9xkrkh5zznw95z3zz447jyvgc9whyyt8c4gfh5n9vh6zgkngzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj8tezf5 Kid: Why doesn&#39;t this world history book include the Emu Wars?<br/><br/>Me: Because history is written by the victors and emus can&#39;t write. 2025-01-06T08:36:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd7v8j2ghx4aqya422nmxcyfklelh670tm7s7kfyemqfslq445u0gzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj85fhwx I don&#39;t know how the removalists got our old sofa into this house. Had to break off the bottom frame in order to get it out the front door.<br/><br/>Called up about our new sofa and fortunately it looks like they can remove the back to make it fit in. Front door is the narrowest door in the house!!! 2025-01-02T04:53:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsffs9h5852tduqwaz567uzu7d7sdt76cqzyf4qm00kd5deawcktjczyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjl2d5ka People saying that businesses will stop using WordPress due to Matt&#39;s antics are neglecting to mention how much they are okay with being abused by most other enterprise software that is run by arseholes. <br/><br/>But it&#39;s different when you are paying to be abused. 2024-12-23T21:20:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp3lf0xrgu6saf0n3g7pmx0705e727raxu47usmv9uxezwcuv5asqzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjlryxe2 Forget Whamageddon. Imagine what will happen when an Australian Fediverse citizen hears &#34;All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.&#34;<br/><br/>TEETH. 2024-12-22T07:49:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrhq6u6vy9pcvhdnwq68ue92jh2f8arma2lgwyrhg83tqupt2eheqzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjct5zl3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqukgcmu7z0em8c6k6ldmzd7s6tskcyk072kdl6c2a7sjyjqgfhaqcl4ulc'>nevent1q…4ulc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You could try dining out at a top hatted restaurant only three times a week, but remember that designer poodles can be fussy eaters so don&#39;t make Trixabelle Fifi the 3rd suffer.<br/><br/>Follow me for more financial advice, such as how my ten children worked hard enough to buy their own investment portfolios using their grandparents&#39; money. 2024-12-16T03:28:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxysmc7tjea3ays95nj3xnzxx2mwy7rsdpjdrlgqldt08swthdtkqzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj88r8ex In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgtvsch3yquwea4k9tcx8g77awldy8t9dcvvsq8lsj6safjqm9cug704323'>nevent1q…4323</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;ve heard that &#34;Fixing the budget&#34; means making other people suffer while awarding yourself a pay rise. 2024-12-16T03:17:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2hqzngvj59h8l5ssfsc8atve58qgys8uc25p00e8pr9fge2zh5lgzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj7v24rl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvprds0tdkpggu8qveq8mxamn5nn7tnrzas7zc069wdj0yucz3h4qc2nf32'>nevent1q…nf32</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Applied maths doesn&#39;t mean practical maths! 🤣 2024-12-16T03:16:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdk5rlrc8ladqrh0p3yd7yfk5yvkefs59c4mc7qd66n97uvr8ul5szyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj6tml3l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2tdkvz8aqf57hyuk70kvmzmfw9tgd7lvg8xv6ux8al2xs8appr3sacz5ds'>nevent1q…z5ds</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;You want to do maths on your holidays???&#34;<br/><br/>(I did maths at uni) 2024-12-16T03:14:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst5ughpw9vul9me4nshcgfpz4h0ns6hpy2yrzgzktj3z99l45dvjczyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjs06pcc When things get hectic I dream of escape. What I imagine is heading out by myself on a flight to a hotel room, let my music play out loud and...<br/><br/>* Reading a novel<br/>* Watching a movie<br/>* Building Lego<br/>(Nothing strange there)<br/>* Catching trains<br/>* Building/coding simple microcontroller circuits<br/>* Solving maths problems<br/>(What?)<br/><br/>So what I want to relax is to be able to do stuff without interruption in a place without distractions.<br/><br/>Is that so strange? 2024-12-16T02:47:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp7junr3hjn6m7vgzge5knz52qw5v5je4gk936znfkw0cg5eph0hgzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjfvzggr Survived. Left early. 2024-12-12T08:52:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszhe26yukh2wzmrt795kndgtsdylg5nz58t4p9j99sakk9hh47fzgzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjhtk2l8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszaac86t6fma8w7x2pqth402utvsz8qlp9l94levfmyqrqzvzjmncrr7hkp'>nevent1q…7hkp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Schedule for ours is four hours apparently. 2024-12-12T07:30:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0ga49gsldtrcsjejtd5cpx5v046dnzn966zknhs438k0gx3jydjgzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj60vps6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw9l9l06j2vr0ud7pqy8p629nm94laxesdgvejxag3e678fk8dyaqydvtht'>nevent1q…vtht</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Microphone feedback ✅ <br/>Award for teacher who was barely there ✅ <br/>&#34;Normally I&#39;d read out two or three pages of school achievements.&#34; 😱 <br/>(But it&#39;s hot so I won&#39;t.) 🙏 <br/>#SchoolPresentationHell 2024-12-12T07:24:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw9l9l06j2vr0ud7pqy8p629nm94laxesdgvejxag3e678fk8dyaqzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjpu8pxl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2hlv6wy7e7c03td3fstq802kl5anacqhpz0x0446sfeftdyga80sue4r62'>nevent1q…4r62</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Oh no, there&#39;s an item called &#34;Infinity Concert March&#34;. #SchoolPresentationHell 2024-12-12T06:56:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2hlv6wy7e7c03td3fstq802kl5anacqhpz0x0446sfeftdyga80szyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjw7yhz6 The school band is kicking off with YMCA, so that&#39;s a kind of hopeful sign, except this isn&#39;t a Christian school. #SchoolPresentationHell 2024-12-12T06:52:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgj6elasczcwtjqg9qtvef3ffzj93dus0rzp30rxev243gmwwspegzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjtr9fjd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2hpfes83dylh70chqnpgp6t9unk2hrsu782ec4vexfgcevgfc4rc9rgx04'>nevent1q…gx04</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>A fun guy 🍄 then! 2024-12-05T12:39:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs000n7zjy6nj5ewheyf8jvzzwkdclk5s2pyl4qcekpeult6jlfuuqzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj562eua &#34;Can you decrypt this ancient stone tablet?&#34;<br/><br/>- Yes.<br/><br/>&#34;So what does it say?&#34;<br/><br/>- You don&#39;t want to know.<br/><br/>&#34;What do you mean? Of course I do!&#34;<br/><br/>- No, you don&#39;t.<br/><br/>&#34;Why?&#34;<br/><br/>- Time travellers exist. They&#39;ve been going back into the past leaving messages for the future.<br/><br/>&#34;So?&#34;<br/><br/>- This is that future. The message is about you and it&#39;s very embarrassing.<br/><br/>&#34;Tell me!&#34;<br/><br/>- The answer is no. To this and the question you are about to ask me. Now go away, I&#39;ve got a time machine to build.<br/><br/>#MicroFiction 2024-12-05T12:35:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfxm679lk68fnhjaum7sj2jzk2xq49wtga698fr85p0k27pjzw7tqzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjeedvhv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszqedqwamwsplwq90gqykacvs2s50hrfwsqqa5ajk6qdztgu7xp7cqv3xwq'>nevent1q…3xwq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That&#39;s awful and typical of customer service these days. If it&#39;s any help, I find the web chats to often be of more assistance than phone calls (waiting) and emails (black holes). Still not perfect and that sucks for you. It should be an automatic refund. 2024-12-03T06:43:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz9gyqtr3j9xxg8k44zmy5qdllj8hg53a9wawc9j03xyrpss94lxgzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjyu4tqr Alyogyne hakeifolia<br/><br/>#BloomScrolling<br/> <img src="https://masto.allrite.at/system/media_attachments/files/113/581/309/485/869/141/original/cb300d780ba260be.jpg"> <br/> 2024-12-02T04:22:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstch7dt4m4mm4dcapuqzxdugwdvm5s9tqam289ugn2gtn3n283kvgzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjgtkftz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszh9keseys2ghmlc47var3kd2aeadmwm7hkqejwgrnzcmqpxj3u4sm0wqhg'>nevent1q…wqhg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I hear there&#39;s a plan to park a submarine off the Bondi sewage outfall equipped to extract and reprocess the drugs out of the waste flow. The complexity is worth it for the small logistics line and the proximity to the consumer. 2024-11-29T22:30:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9gd28n3fp3t298fu4ql6vw0satzyspuhx5sx2jcknktacfr4v00szyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj9lu3jr &#34;Can you hear me?&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;I can&#39;t see anything? Are you sure video is on?&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;My screen&#39;s frozen!&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;It&#39;s working for me.&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;Please raise your hand if you want to talk.&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;You go first. Sorry, okay, I&#39;ll go. No, go ahead.&#34;<br/><br/>I&#39;m hungry. The meeting started at lunch time. It&#39;s after 5pm already. No wait. Did it really start then? Feels like I&#39;ve been in this Teams call forever...<br/><br/>&#34;You okay? I hear screaming. Can you mute?&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;Sorry,&#34; says Satan, &#34;I&#39;m just getting the hang of Remote Hell.&#34;<br/><br/>#MicroFiction 2024-11-29T03:24:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrhwtp52435v2xcp4mthn7tcdgxjzckdwte3dv5uwawuuelcwfhzczyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjaw9j6n In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2zucrgqv03dfw3g999gmy5te7dgkk852w50gx8tnuf5j5gfed9aqcjgga3'>nevent1q…gga3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I too am a fool. 2024-11-28T06:04:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy558mz9vavnahdgamvyhjtdf8p33gul8jeu9rp7p880matd3snmczyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjjchuvt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswldsjetuplrejs8cvze2xsen0e942nnmcvuz3n300hjul0htjs0cezh4c2'>nevent1q…h4c2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Again? YOU FOOL! 2024-11-28T05:27:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw30t327x4qnsxu8aa9sa3jy9lskeauuu48epnneeayfy9gum9ywgzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjm2ux3s In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2yqzw20ghge8kvkef7824ywz8mnaxvq5mryxw67h4gh9ezc6v3ds6gredc'>nevent1q…redc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Sure you&#39;re not confusing that with aircon? 2024-11-23T05:25:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgkfumgkct9dwux90dy5g39dzg4ralgffwpmznyp5ukpz7cx6az2gzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj2mewdr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs228tejg4ftkuvu6xpduj5n2emnzyyrcn7ctl4fslyxmygjtq2e3crkjzpj'>nevent1q…jzpj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Thank you Tom! 2024-11-22T22:15:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs228tejg4ftkuvu6xpduj5n2emnzyyrcn7ctl4fslyxmygjtq2e3czyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjmua84v In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgjwqtjuj68lkqnuenktl70d6u4r98q8qr7m9yf2mdtq2eep54rlqhahvje'>nevent1q…hvje</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m also walking in support of a couple of dear friends who are also walking tonight. One of them had open heart surgery a couple of years ago, so to see him do this is incredible. He came out to walk with me a while in this year&#39;s Relay For Life and fed me when I was about to collapse from a lack of energy. 2024-11-22T21:47:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgjwqtjuj68lkqnuenktl70d6u4r98q8qr7m9yf2mdtq2eep54rlqzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjhrecmf Tonight I&#39;ll be walking 37 kilometres from North Sydney to Bondi to raise funds for UNICEF to help kids in need around the world. Any support or encouragement is appreciated, I&#39;ve never walked that far before!<br/><br/><a href="https://dusktodawn.unicef.org.au/fundraisers/andrewwright/dusk-to-dawn">https://dusktodawn.unicef.org.au/fundraisers/andrewwright/dusk-to-dawn</a> 2024-11-22T21:04:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgwlau6uuxgvl26tpp2eatv6ylu7tdhq8vcemyl62xs4zy83q60sgzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjgzrxtu We gazed out at the alien&#39;s home world from the flying saucer that had abducted me.<br/><br/>&#34;Let me get this right. You are about to collide a large asteroid with your planet?&#34;<br/><br/>- Correct.<br/><br/>&#34;Why?&#34;<br/><br/>- Our world&#39;s axis of rotation is perpendicular to its perfectly circular orbital plane. We wish to change this.<br/><br/>&#34;Why?&#34;<br/><br/>- Ever since we visited your planet we have fallen in love with your cherry blossoms, your jacarandas, your wattles, your autumn leaves.<br/><br/>- We want seasons.<br/><br/> #MicroFiction #tootfic 2024-11-18T01:42:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8gresx0u0d85h280hs9xn8r03knwzj04nz2yecteavwdzacqgd6szyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjfqkql6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrxxn37ptjh0mmdlmd4lww8grr03j99um6t2kcyjcevkz6s64efdq29crhe'>nevent1q…crhe</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Where&#39;s your appreciation of Classic Catches, mate? 2024-11-09T04:35:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrxxn37ptjh0mmdlmd4lww8grr03j99um6t2kcyjcevkz6s64efdqzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjp93quu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv4lc87537dmnmxtzlmvsqa6jldaqqv3mjhlwucw8hu8m4mg84dugkd7qkl'>nevent1q…7qkl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>So you only like it when English batters are bowled, LBW or run out in the cricket? 2024-11-09T04:34:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0g3al5lhldjmvspevx3jrl8lsrxjqtjrrhu6gv739uh2c7gdenfgzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjdkvlcl Japan never ceases to surprise me.<br/> <img src="https://masto.allrite.at/system/media_attachments/files/113/432/648/477/368/040/original/2e4cd04c64ec3d57.png"> <br/> 2024-11-05T22:15:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs27zsvvnj6r2nnyyp0v9ndkw5mqzwc2wyk8xnl2nklp38ta9yfhnqzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwjan3j9z How do you pronounce JSON? 2024-11-04T21:50:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg8exvutwry5v5xryav95u77txhv7kj20kuw46dr6a558j5gcj8gczyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj6892jj &#34;People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint, it&#39;s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.&#34;<br/><br/>This is why he is called The Doctor. <br/><br/>It&#39;s how many doctors see appointment times. 2024-10-24T00:42:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswdmddgt3jgzp6ckqyr6hcg4csgrxfygt272wm2rdu2a9fqpxgkvgzyzn2fnl83jk5ly68cflyqc65w5ks3drqvry8adheqaaaem9tjwgwj45fgmy That, sir, is a mineral called Gunzelite. It is formed by the compression of iron, coal soot and granite beneath railway tracks. The high compression of this particular sample suggests that the formation was due to the regular passing of a NSW Government Railways D57 class steam locomotive, which had a 4-8-2 configuration, weighed 140,935.9 kg and ran between the years 1929 until 1961. The D57 class...<br/><br/>#MicroFiction #tootfic 2024-10-23T22:07:05Z