2026-05-24T14:35:59Z https://njump.me Flashdancer https://njump.me/npub158a5pk8m5uk28hwjh3yswhsphrrg6769k8r04863ueak5s0ca4rqz6uvlm https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/accounts/avatars/109/365/390/296/587/292/original/6d0bfcee30322f52.jpeg https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/accounts/avatars/109/365/390/296/587/292/original/6d0bfcee30322f52.jpeg https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgsflt9k6wud6t673y88u5n4hmyq4rzqyw77ytlm6cde99ahhtmcqzyzslksxclwnjeg7a627yjp67qxuvdrtmgkcud75l28n8k6jplrk5vaj8zsg Let me now show you how to bring it down without hurting yourself….<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/115/764/612/694/890/625/original/be04aea5df3c2cee.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-22T18:24:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2n692yxz44cjude0mqwtxqyq22elkkrhsnlq3yw6lgus03rcvmqczyzslksxclwnjeg7a627yjp67qxuvdrtmgkcud75l28n8k6jplrk5v4khk6j First ever photograph of a newly hatched electrician (with part of the eggshell still on top of its head).<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/115/758/804/321/468/864/original/badbab1c3ad48ff4.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-21T17:46:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszwe8ennf9fleq88cjyg62g5y9yjjduckhus6lj8k6lq3v7wyp3zgzyzslksxclwnjeg7a627yjp67qxuvdrtmgkcud75l28n8k6jplrk5vun5g2j Dogiraffe?<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/115/013/650/001/615/787/original/109065a5f9faa38b.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-08-12T03:24:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0ul5868dv463pjc09ts7z9w67rk2960mppe7sd5c7pyehe70zfhgzyzslksxclwnjeg7a627yjp67qxuvdrtmgkcud75l28n8k6jplrk5vc4ak6m <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/114/973/920/669/292/360/original/71f8f99d62175c80.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-08-05T03:00:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgvf2qflqa6jyyfek79xg9j26hj667qqzxlpckls0qsfyvvsaqfsczyzslksxclwnjeg7a627yjp67qxuvdrtmgkcud75l28n8k6jplrk5v5vl2a0 Bedtime prayer:<br/>Dear Lord, you&#39;ve taken my favorite comedian, George Wendt, my favorite actor, Michael Madsen, and my favorite singer, Connie Francis. I just want to let you know that my favorite politician is Donald Trump. 2025-07-23T14:14:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9lhzzfy2jxnz9mwxr3lt6k25y7egz8w8058mm49vy45xtpst0ydqzyzslksxclwnjeg7a627yjp67qxuvdrtmgkcud75l28n8k6jplrk5vr4rxe5 HOW TO SURVIVE THE HEATWAVE:<br/>1. Stay hydrated.<br/>2. Have an ice cream cone.<br/>3. Dismantle the fossil fuel industry which is literally burning the planet for the short term profit of a vanishingly small capitalist class.<br/>4. Wear loose clothing. 2025-07-19T14:20:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstd8pgg5nd0gcf4p5lhmj8gq4u2ggajtjfl2gnk8vkgtjwf329jnszyzslksxclwnjeg7a627yjp67qxuvdrtmgkcud75l28n8k6jplrk5v2dwr08 Con descending.<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/114/685/122/930/365/724/original/3bdf2ec41be53b57.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-06-15T02:55:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8lqg4vkmjr35n37a9lnn5qkuhtrf3f4u5htax9k22c23g5l8xfrczyzslksxclwnjeg7a627yjp67qxuvdrtmgkcud75l28n8k6jplrk5vaealn3 BREAKING: President Zelenskyy has offered to negotiate a peace deal between Donald Trump and Elon Musk.<br/>“I know Trump well. I know Musk well. I would get that war ended in a period of 24 hours. One hundred per cent, it would be easy. That deal would be easy.” 2025-06-06T02:32:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqhmgp5g288fj5th8negrx05srke95906kmrstaw7mjdphej63xsqzyzslksxclwnjeg7a627yjp67qxuvdrtmgkcud75l28n8k6jplrk5v87jl37 <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/114/333/246/107/959/609/original/d284d61ab41be79c.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-04-13T23:28:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs08rynzah8v5a99admvh6hdy58mgv9w7j0j0k4gyv56dtyl2m52hczyzslksxclwnjeg7a627yjp67qxuvdrtmgkcud75l28n8k6jplrk5vlsdn8h What happened to my crib?<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/114/293/519/481/371/026/original/5985fc7e59f78a41.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-04-06T23:05:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0gf39e4znm8e6247xrd4hjx20j90qs4w6zfhaq6847ldy844gnjszyzslksxclwnjeg7a627yjp67qxuvdrtmgkcud75l28n8k6jplrk5vr3geg8 Latest tariffs…….<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/114/279/952/800/184/390/original/288387b5b282f31a.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-04-04T13:35:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswxr6f0aslekgfeg0ukhzaac46skv2pyuuu986kcptsvxc2nste5qzyzslksxclwnjeg7a627yjp67qxuvdrtmgkcud75l28n8k6jplrk5vwyqvdj BREAKING: A massive protest is happening now on the Heard and McDonald Islands after Trump announced a 10% retaliatory tariff against the islands.<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/114/271/884/637/812/934/original/006272f53e896205.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-04-03T03:23:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs80czwhv6hajulp5cafwklzccelwstsysdjx32xl9tkuqst7yq9tczyzslksxclwnjeg7a627yjp67qxuvdrtmgkcud75l28n8k6jplrk5v2wxy9r <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/114/236/189/668/126/918/original/99ae2e449a6c4810.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-03-27T20:05:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp0ncdx45evxk04p7saf8tydem95l5g93uq72s6re5xaecw4q3lmczyzslksxclwnjeg7a627yjp67qxuvdrtmgkcud75l28n8k6jplrk5vevjlrw 🎶🎵Holiday roooooooad, holiday rooooad 🎶🎵<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/114/215/063/694/068/131/original/2d890cd5ee7c980c.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-03-24T02:33:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxryf2t0upjvn9k509waneuxrqva3d6xd5jsxuusl5rsnehppscuszyzslksxclwnjeg7a627yjp67qxuvdrtmgkcud75l28n8k6jplrk5vyhjupx <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/114/161/632/679/849/305/original/0a20bf8658e1ec33.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-03-14T16:04:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9p3zr8st9fxqzg0es4avfsam7l96tvdp3586zwucqu32ypszuxyqzyzslksxclwnjeg7a627yjp67qxuvdrtmgkcud75l28n8k6jplrk5v3602ew Which do you prefer.<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/114/094/161/239/569/285/original/79733eb6692b1a83.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/114/094/161/252/662/300/original/24cdb41b2755fcc8.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-03-02T18:05:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw3rc5taw5ucval6ft5fu349xa9j8td7w9s6lm5tsme4ge9e25a5szyzslksxclwnjeg7a627yjp67qxuvdrtmgkcud75l28n8k6jplrk5v962k9h For those wondering how I did it. I boiled 1/2 gal of water, added 2 tbsp of vinegar, 1 tsp of baking soda, two cups of Pepsi and a half cup of lemon juice then stirred well. Put the pan in the solution for 45 minutes, then added a quarter cup of Clorox to the mixture. I brushed it with a toothbrush and put it back into the liquid for another 25 minutes. I took it out, rinsed it and it looked exactly the same.<br/>So I threw it away and went out and bought a new one.<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/113/884/284/356/803/516/original/fb944dd9f9c0afa7.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-01-24T16:31:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdkww04t2e8v62r87q9m295grv0uttmzmn3k692vrnz60k22x9cgczyzslksxclwnjeg7a627yjp67qxuvdrtmgkcud75l28n8k6jplrk5vkpqysj This vase has already had enough of Trump’s nonsense!<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/113/881/206/235/222/370/original/5c68fc45a5f7a859.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-01-24T03:28:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrlq2ygpjus0jaw9fn2cg2xsyun04d9f60wswk9yeect8zwtkma8szyzslksxclwnjeg7a627yjp67qxuvdrtmgkcud75l28n8k6jplrk5vyznqw3 Pete and Repete!<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/113/318/169/866/819/222/original/fe86d9752db52fcf.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-10-16T17:01:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsygej6nwvuv6mahq0d0vstqlt06lu4cfwqj7hd4c9u2txwzllwekszyzslksxclwnjeg7a627yjp67qxuvdrtmgkcud75l28n8k6jplrk5vf5j5ey We’ve got Arnold!<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/113/275/078/369/805/065/original/2eee09030c7e474e.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-10-09T02:22:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxz78kjjkfj64cj5x0ff8te9evjhk97x7t57grhqnlyul08lffszczyzslksxclwnjeg7a627yjp67qxuvdrtmgkcud75l28n8k6jplrk5vyfayhm HOW TO SURVIVE THE HEATWAVE:<br/>1. Stay hydrated.<br/>2. Have an ice cream cone.<br/>3. Dismantle the fossil fuel industry which is literally burning the planet for the short term profit of a vanishingly small capitalist class.<br/>4. Wear loose clothing. 2024-09-09T22:19:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx5wlzywe5sl6q2gq3x5q5vle9c79aytzysg9errn74x5c7j45ctczyzslksxclwnjeg7a627yjp67qxuvdrtmgkcud75l28n8k6jplrk5vzvmjmg <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/112/910/781/406/490/385/original/9d8ef47c2403f9a3.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-08-05T18:16:38Z