2026-08-21T17:39:55Z https://njump.me Bad DND Advice | RUST MOON https://njump.me/npub15nx6f8d68ps2ay24law0l9nulf4wff46r83axd8zqekv3j828e3qh2krx8 https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/accounts/avatars/109/342/997/757/373/084/original/11f2765e5cfae2ac.jpg https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/accounts/avatars/109/342/997/757/373/084/original/11f2765e5cfae2ac.jpg https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw2yk7a7ptxgmeqgmtgywlwals57f8jerrgu0v0j70zjr6pmm92fczyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyml9lfk #DnD advice: Fighters, are you tired of waiting for your turn? Just start taking a turn whenever you feel like it - Newton taught us that for every Action Surge, there is an equal and opposite Reaction Surge. 2026-11-02T02:29:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2jpyfp5mv9fvnx30lnppzcazk9q9lmsfmak02z6ax6wy548923wszyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyy32vsn #DnD advice: Every roll of a d20 should be an opportunity for your character to become Mr. Bean. Narrate the most over-the-top slapstick incompetence you can every time you roll a 1. 2026-10-28T15:33:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswk2syfq8530d89hzwzh7jghe9h2pz43gaeus8t4hzh4958tz3qgczyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxy50glrp #DnD advice: No amount of careful planning will account for your players&#39; attempts to invent new and increasingly atrocious weapons. 2026-10-27T15:13:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9e4zka8632asa9qpahh2yuxf5tpmusrm03puhhm899xkyjheh5wqzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyfn82ev #DnD advice: Ideally, your party will consist of a grim front line warrior, a wisecracking caster of some kind, a rogue or monk who hasn&#39;t figured out their class features, and an overpowered weirdo who has no reason to adventure with the group. 2026-09-22T13:15:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp223v2qyeyr9jeg3k58hkpwy3dnt92jasd3xxvuvh6y67etk9gwczyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxytdp63x #DnD advice: All dreams have significance. Heed the warning when you dream that you&#39;re confronting the Big Bad having forgotten your pants. 2026-08-24T15:10:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8j8u7rnwtj0mmzpkz5a035vrd7nrur545s2ec2jjel5pze73h6lqzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxy6ge3ln Consult a cleric in the event of combat encounters lasting more than 4 hours.<br/><br/>#DnD #TTRPG<br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/media_attachments/files/117/134/714/900/875/940/original/2f63d85379873120.png"> 2026-08-21T17:38:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspy07kwqj4as8em6jqad74y07ywlgfccnemka65zj6k3czxytwpvqzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxym22gj7 #DnD Advice: Never work for exposure! If a king says that bards will sing your songs in exchange for your slaying the local dragon, explain that you can&#39;t pay your rent in bard songs. 2026-08-17T02:25:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0gjxcrtlxupd9q6umse3t3yvhpnad63ej05p8tjtvlq7jjh538hszyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyur34dh #DnD advice: Poison damage only affects you if you eat the creature. You&#39;re thinking of VENOM damage. 2026-06-18T16:12:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxhax8dy6cchr2xkt2hhdnc6305c57stt7u0v78f3atecl4qry24gzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyyz8eer #DnD advice: Low on ammunition for a catapult spell? Launch the fighter&#39;s gear at your enemy. They should be on the front lines of this fight anyhow! 2026-06-01T02:28:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqhwwmlmxmal8wpctmwz3auzygkuwmtkn0hu7fsr0e9ks83cg6xvszyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxym8ez8p #DnD advice: Understanding your character sheet is the first step down a slippery slope ending in being trapped as the GM forever. 2026-05-20T16:02:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs286u3dk6zvvx4ffcwk6vudt6mxt0pfcfjf4uhd0jlq4dz795lkwszyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyq5p7jv #DnD advice: The color of a slaad does not tell you what flavor it is. 2026-05-12T13:48:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx0z2cze7rwavals96zrl9es4p94f7sn5kcw0r508fp2kk723pk6czyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyuurrmr #DnD advice: When leaving a safe space, any good Monk must always warn their companions, &#34;it&#39;s a jungle out there.&#34;<br/><br/>After all, there&#39;s disorder and confusion everywhere. 2026-04-30T17:07:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsraqz6cyej54gr3fzfwxkzy0g39yxktg776tzhqkdmdysmw3sytjqzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxypsmurf #DnD advice: If the GM isn&#39;t talking to you directly, it&#39;s time to look at your phone. 2026-04-28T15:47:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsts8zzvj0urv8pmyfpw8y9snzwyvl7zqm9088eghlq3t2cy03tvngzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxy7rtrpc My players loved the ending to Curse of Mike.<br/><br/>#DnD #TTRPG<br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/media_attachments/files/116/460/872/224/649/151/original/2fe3097681d5b9ce.png"> 2026-04-24T17:31:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8hju67cm5h3vhey2d8xlw2uu8j2sc00esdxegh9266zynm0u3lagzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyfjm9kc #DnD Character idea: A baseball player who&#39;s been suspended for using their Barbarian rages to get an edge. 2026-04-03T13:06:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgpfpld3xkxv4fn72sql8kzhmg7797hvdelyds4hy49hf3dflkqkszyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyavkz96 #DnD advice: Your GM is a player, too! Don&#39;t play in a way designed to ruin their fun. 2026-04-01T09:00:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdm2rg27efpl57njd0rrugff862ma4a3fenq5cxj9m2jjkwl8ww7szyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxy756y0v #DnD advice: If you take long enough to find your dice, your GM will just say &#34;never mind&#34; about rolling a save against the trap. Instant safety! 2026-03-05T14:37:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst42jnhnfcsrldvdt8v9z5w3hqkp65nxpslhr286fspjrclqqg56gzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyh24vf8 #DnD advice: If it works in a meme, it&#39;ll work at your game table. 2026-02-24T15:03:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswqkagmhdeqeuf5wal762yg579tual7mlkd036pfsd68krxmtumwczyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxy9dakwa The bureaucracy of adventuring always messes things up.<br/>#DnD #ttrpg<br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/media_attachments/files/116/104/148/507/226/704/original/4fc3f5181f9165f6.png"> 2026-02-20T17:31:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf2zfdwrq224r8jnfrdkha5rsqgnyj6r5qrekxacyxdvtu03wpnrszyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxy47qvqj #DnD advice: Did a player make too edgy of a character for your game? Forward a copy of their backstory to that player&#39;s still-living parents. 2026-02-09T02:27:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp6469dffczj7ah86puys7mvecp7yjnv8qxj4ma8krpchxasglslgzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxys4xx4r This one&#39;s only *kinda* based on myself.<br/><br/>#DnD #ttrpg<br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/media_attachments/files/115/945/592/834/252/091/original/7df877cfd54b15ea.png"> 2026-01-23T17:29:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszh6qeduye9ap04gwglgaf346tu0j7a4h5jqls59g4ehzndxgnvmszyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxylpy63m #DnD advice: Strapped for cash but really need some new books or minis? Offer your players microtransactions!<br/><br/>For just 5 bucks, Goblin With a Cool Hat can join your adventuring party. And for another 5, he can have more than one hit point. 2026-01-12T23:28:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxq9xlku0777zpqa9z2mllxvks3zvfrz4u5jzw72ag65zwymhx3sgzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyxshv4q #DnD advice: Rolling higher makes you more likely to succeed, so try to roll as high a number as possible on the dice. 2025-12-30T17:24:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8k40wd2prk50a8n7prsucxlrvwj0lwgc9n3mfrdc8qywjk7fkleszyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyr77k0e #DnD advice: In a tight jam? Make up an extremely specific spell to get yourself out of it and then tell your DM it&#39;s from a book they don&#39;t own. 2025-12-20T17:35:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspzhrju8ycrtelllwyrafve5cuykqujjplc4cxcp69rjay07gc9wszyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyc3997t #DnD advice: A wise DM is one who never stops reading. Once the movie comes out, your players will recognize where you&#39;re ripping your campaigns&#39; plots from. 2025-12-15T02:26:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstrj2zacquqjy0dt2e94dhrslws3g26r38mf0t5n9nur4pp5yqnlqzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxy8jxnm9 #DnD advice: Demand a re-roll every time you get a 1 on a die. Your dice aren&#39;t supposed to roll BAD numbers! 2025-11-25T16:18:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrmqchg27q4qm6p6rnd5awyndz2yrjvfuc48f5jwvedthwfda9mrszyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxy37wlgm #DnD advice: If you get your players sufficiently paranoid, they&#39;ll start making up the plot of your campaign for you. 2025-11-18T13:41:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfhj34p3he09re57zdgwhqtltj76cphwyg0l8kmcu76casrtx97xszyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxy7y5g63 #DnD advice: A balanced combat encounter is easier to create if all the player characters died in the last one. 2025-11-15T17:32:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy0s72m4yr99prssavdvjjeswx8nrgy6mdvkpcnawk8a3l7nsdmtqzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyrm58hu #DnD advice: Dungeon bosses don&#39;t necessarily need to be the most qualified monster in the adventure! Maybe their dad knows somebody. 2025-11-03T02:26:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9q8zj6sanfdnppk3cl6pgx0nef49kgsulx00qnsv3erscns4gthgzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxygkhfxh If anyone can put me in touch with Mr. Spirit Halloween, that&#39;d be great.<br/><br/>Failing that, you can get D&amp;D 5.24 statblocks for a batch of 5 anatomically incorrect Halloween skeletons in this week&#39;s Patron article. <br/><br/><a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/anatomically-141468699">https://www.patreon.com/posts/anatomically-141468699</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/media_attachments/files/115/452/992/159/209/510/original/a4c364457df314af.png"> 2025-10-28T17:34:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfem0herwaqmnjzrak83aan5vrxmevdke8rgu05qc3dag3czaz2nqzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyf9zcct #DnD advice: Some scenes are better left to the imagination. Skip attending game night and just imagine the fun you would&#39;ve had. 2025-10-27T15:01:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsya395qghr3u4gnenctmps4e8n2cslycmr50h3kw69hjvy0qemksqzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxysyvvrg #DnD advice: If a magic item requires attunement, just toss it - you won&#39;t have the slots to use it anyhow. 2025-10-23T13:00:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswanyruj5y4q44v6seqv3j8x7n69yhjua3rt8hkv0x4cuuvkch9mqzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyajqrv4 #DnD advice: Extra spell slots at the end of the day are an embarrassing waste of resources. Use them all immediately at the start of the adventure. 2025-10-14T13:06:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfvcwm2lny32j4072xnapf6d7h6xlpnpthfle5anmag664rwvp5kqzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyf93lpp #DnD advice: Utility spells are for grandmas! If it doesn&#39;t deal damage, it&#39;s not worth learning. 2025-10-06T19:47:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdfrz9872dp8mpkt4ssguqan88fa8qf5md8sqrkn6s42qe8wghyvgzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyw47k7d #DnD advice: Recharge your dice by wrapping them up in old math homework 2025-10-04T20:31:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyemudr55uj6r5v6m35l8ly3xzahzuq0ju0phv2xxdn746yd4a4pczyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxynq776e Totally worth the neck pain!<br/><br/>#DnD #ttrpg<br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/media_attachments/files/114/599/151/007/665/892/original/2160010f20f13d42.png"> 2025-05-30T22:31:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszchdkldm4mudcv5x0rcetkfzqeusaqavzdtqmjewa32s88pgrqjqzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxypzan6t #DnD Advice: Pay attention to what your players engage with the most in a game, and try to expand upon those elements.<br/><br/>If my players are to be believed, tabletop RPGs are an experiment to find the most paranoid way possible to open a closed door at the end of a hallway. 2025-05-19T23:31:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8q703pzlpzcfgyd203ukh0ztd746dhuyjclvm57egptstq9je3xczyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxy7ltnrd #DnD advice: Violence never solved anything. The nerd you threatened with violence WILL solve the dungeon puzzle, though, so I guess it can indirectly solve things. 2025-05-19T17:33:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy68lyqdngdzd25w4c734xklspcfugxnw0wl2xx7p2v2j3jswxasqzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyzvm7gx It&#39;s awful cold in that dice bag.. maybe some more dice need to huddle up for warmth in there?<br/><br/>#DnD #ttrpg<br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/media_attachments/files/114/519/908/716/702/760/original/d7cf01954c5f9282.png"> 2025-05-16T22:38:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8znnag6g4k0a8hyhaa263cal3p0j6l89yghetkzcnccjjyffgpdqzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxya0aax0 #DnD advice: Grated parmesan makes great snow terrain for your miniatures! 2025-04-28T23:28:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsykhmwsq56h4vylar0h3rqacpxma64n54ad2jrezvutr52vammc2qzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxy89hyw2 #DnD advice: Don&#39;t have a game session prepped? Break out a book of children&#39;s puzzles and say that a wizard has trapped them in it until every page is solved. 2025-04-02T15:20:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0f5wdegaqgnrj022au7zpa88l8k94hy5l5yztdxyej5wd59nuddszyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyrpgffp #DnD advice: Piercing damage should be done by a professional, not at a kiosk at the mall. 2025-03-28T13:13:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgrhc6cxa827nvjcc95cw033qx3wjt404rva7xq9avm2wra58m03gzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxypagj3x #DnD advice: A balanced combat encounter is easier to create if all the player characters died in the last one. 2025-03-23T19:30:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdgf4vymt2eh662py5086zp4s3lp2rcffs79wz2zwktckmxx7q2qqzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyx4ak24 #DnD advice: Bard colleges aren&#39;t for everyone - some traveling minstrels might find themselves happier going through a program at a bard trade school instead. 2025-03-12T20:12:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgzq5geeen994fwfxcs66m8rh0qunm766h20mvddfrgeh9stxzlkqzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyfdkcwu #DnD advice: Recharge your dice by wrapping them up in old math homework. 2025-01-18T13:08:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs94vzay3cr5m9j0qrgrm5fhxw2a4qlhqsunq0pc67pd7xy58cydfgzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyhgwa7y #DnD advice: The gelatinous cube is just the beginning - turn any dessert into a monster, like the fearsome clobber cobbler! 2025-01-17T13:12:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdxgysfxkygq45hclsqn697m6wtr2j984zm8vv0tvhpy8ac9s44egzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxycpc5ry And yet &#34;Transfer Portal&#34; sounds so mundane to the casters I know.<br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/media_attachments/files/113/647/978/975/457/535/original/9f67bfe24fd49b5c.png"> 2024-12-13T22:55:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqtqqvrcqu0lcqhnxrgfthdz4ddxrdccyut7hur9wwtvu7dmle68szyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyukkh0m #DnD advice: Don&#39;t bother reading about the game you&#39;re playing; make the GM teach you how to play on top of everything else they&#39;re doing. 2024-06-18T13:00:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsddlk63e86eqfy3graug33r7mdny3kqjmxqc6nujufwjukcqwv09czyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyshe9e8 #DnD advice: A bard who can do &#34;Wah-wah-wahh&#34; noises on a trombone will at least make your failed skill checks funny. 2024-06-09T13:00:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspak4r4wtu4t5ex92dmmche95lrqaztu5es06r03dc25vv8gegtqgzyzjvmfyahguxpt532hl4eluk0nax4e9xhgv785e5ugrxejxgaglxyp7xffq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9j6vn7qdze99g4xehmzyg4qsum82kr20u80cf2t9z0pkz7wq3hfspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qv94na9'>nevent1q…4na9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1c2ktlts7w5r2c0jl8ptl4ale4nsxv7wcn3xv2vawuw23hqetcw7qu3da5x" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1c2ktlts7w5r2c0jl8ptl4ale4nsxv7wcn3xv2vawuw23hqetcw7qu3da5x</span> (<span class="italic">npub1c2k…da5x</span>)</a></span> True, but you&#39;re often already being mauled by one of those and don&#39;t have the time to discern it from a therewolf. 2023-10-25T15:12:16Z