2026-08-08T03:15:07Z https://njump.me Andrey AnisimOFF https://njump.me/npub15rym26c3szfrhnc49q9k46s20p22fc457akfz4ej9jm477xwx8vsgp62ml https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/accounts/avatars/110/645/890/730/962/592/original/4b0ffae875cbbd88.jpg https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/accounts/avatars/110/645/890/730/962/592/original/4b0ffae875cbbd88.jpg https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8l9m2ma496wcjdqcnhfr0uqrfsp0hmxjz0ggguxt8ekrnvlyh0yczyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccaj7d3psp <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/117/066/968/545/342/088/original/3418e052c1731f55.jpg"> 2026-08-09T18:29:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqcrqzxzv0qgtukzucgahantxw5avq8jgd9q0xjmaza2jdmxz4p0szyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccaj59m67t Только олды знают, что общего между школьной переменой и вот этой штуковиной.<br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/117/056/159/516/449/941/original/e05fc10e62342551.jpg"> 2026-08-07T20:40:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyawzhwug62fdx9wjkq770t6dlwwlhtueytpqadjkzcvh4uc2gtwqzyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccajkp7k89 <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/117/049/643/171/370/726/original/a874c042905fdea5.jpg"> 2026-08-06T17:03:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspm0f8z00er7c2eksmn8rc0e0hvwwrdtdkkjtwhc84ny8zdx9vctgzyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccaj7a63fj Однажды ученик спросил у Мастера:<br/>— Долго ли ждать перемен к лучшему? В чем смысл жизни и что такое любовь?<br/>— А мне почём знать? Я обычный токарь, отойди от шпинделя — ответил Мастер. 2026-08-01T15:29:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv9gl9n5uxuf0wgx54wy7s7yar0cw5tq5s0dvjhj65pzwtjutkj4czyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccajvj8p0r <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/116/985/475/834/582/099/original/5fc4bf17359266e9.jpg"> 2026-07-26T09:05:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvgxd6d2lua6mm3njpcxx9k6n2jtcf8khlrx5gw59tlcnzlztx0egzyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccajzwpy8l <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/116/956/744/544/609/150/original/102d83c2998d5867.jpg"> 2026-07-21T07:18:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfugmlz5k478yjxl8387x3mz09lpt00rz63w5ut9nksfngd9n7v7qzyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccajmw9nfp <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/116/860/348/982/625/886/original/114ace29564a1384.jpg"> 2026-07-04T06:43:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsflv7dr9c9q4rjsqx7htgq7zmvp8de75t48jzy7q4a5f7hn9vyt9qzyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccajckj7ng In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszsg3xyf9y9ayngnqjf5zp8myqape3wu9k2svexuvjlm8ltjezj6gpzamhxue69uhkummnw3ezuarhd9hxkmr99ekx7mqa8ge2a'>nevent1q…ge2a</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qythwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytn5wa5ku6mvv5hxcmmvqqsd9q3fykvjeherw7aj0ncm8n8d9fzsyd2v7pwad2ajx7m5chs7gxs2aam5e" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>levieva</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…am5e</span>)</a></span> родина там, где тебе хорошо. 2026-06-29T13:20:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstysxutr96d3rzhu3ny92d2t2drx0w5n64jff6652tmejpheaaznczyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccajv60jsz <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/116/822/334/177/791/590/original/7cbe2a3aff402681.jpg"> 2026-06-27T13:35:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv5vyfk3pph03phat53hvjmxe652ag7stzdfl7dhth48nwjeqzdjszyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccajaru9e9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvfvn8sj7zcvrhmep29tu9hd08mqt62706rxfcy8vlk9h3nw3rq8qpzamhxue69uhkummnw3ezuarhd9hxkmr99ekx7mqrmvc4t'>nevent1q…vc4t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qythwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytn5wa5ku6mvv5hxcmmvqqsd9q3fykvjeherw7aj0ncm8n8d9fzsyd2v7pwad2ajx7m5chs7gxs2aam5e" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>levieva</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…am5e</span>)</a></span> в сентябре выборы. А потом - делай, что хошь 2026-06-23T05:58:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx5hg2ql0dmmv6u6spu8d3ugpl0vdt038lqhdx423nd0mjs63gyugzyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccaj0cjhjl Неотвратимый и дружный ответ на новые санкции: доллар - 300, бензин - 200, пенсионный возраст – 100! 2026-06-23T04:59:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq393j8fy8mqzgch32fux588auz8etculyd3s0wkd2p735fujv6qqzyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccaj9fpvj0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqxcq9h3ku97ve39alx29w052tull09ng33rgqy2p5m4adqgfcdqpzamhxue69uhkummnw3ezuarhd9hxkmr99ekx7mqqmc90w'>nevent1q…c90w</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qythwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytn5wa5ku6mvv5hxcmmvqqsd9q3fykvjeherw7aj0ncm8n8d9fzsyd2v7pwad2ajx7m5chs7gxs2aam5e" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>levieva</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…am5e</span>)</a></span> имена 2026-06-17T16:57:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq55n0nzjn5cct6360tdeqj458pl6dk9ah9uj6f0ksrx8mee6k4agzyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccajvgdlyn Сегодня снова не удержался, сфоткал опять указатель к храму. Уже несколько лет так по английски храм называется.<br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/116/766/347/534/451/595/original/40830ec5bdaa4447.jpg"> 2026-06-17T16:18:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspdd35mfwyasskm2zskznflrx4j6h9cz2d3kapjkw36r0zeqt29jczyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccajfxhq28 <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/116/760/978/265/547/456/original/7b0c6191e97ca3a6.jpg"> 2026-06-16T17:32:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfjtn7wxnqz38h8jdysg2xhfxxcwz64scfhyc8rf404gh0akaax9czyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccajjzwhjh <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/116/738/563/941/880/333/original/0db1fee9fe0c5b42.jpg"> 2026-06-12T18:32:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd3qqfl9dvsduul63akykewnwpthkllj0cx4m463ygrmtl7ajqlsqzyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccajn6mvau <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/116/726/111/342/817/129/original/45972d0596e47ee1.jpg"> 2026-06-10T13:45:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy23zn4ptcgcyqry0d7mge6duxysh9v9awd0mhvv669qxw4kvyw3gzyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccajhj3dvr <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/116/713/269/669/480/435/original/8fd4b300a48c51f7.jpg"> 2026-06-08T07:19:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9yrtea5tlnkfq7ruh73apd4lrxqy7ujnmgcham84h4tc3yzxt47czyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccaj2u3z4k <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/116/701/399/269/864/847/original/b18bbc7b3d914945.jpg"> 2026-06-06T05:00:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq8qq4c7yk2k3whgl5gmfev362fate6uehu3auwa0ayznt50g3rzgzyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccajpl4v6x <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/116/634/460/894/915/059/original/cf8a09a2e4c047bb.jpg"> 2026-05-25T09:17:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0vrv9g689w7t5x0ljch0hqr607fphk7w3prwj8r5yrmjm6mgwe4czyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccajx0lqau Мужик не мог выговорить букву Р.<br/>Поэтому никак не мог у жены отпроситься на рыбалку. 2026-05-25T07:23:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgeku2f0h8xxphyqakaeehmyteppzhlaqn5nvlzpqyd7u3yvvsduqzyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccajeha7ky В России пообещали создать убийцу Google, убийцу Твиттер, убийцу Facebook, убийцу Инстаграм, убийцу Телеграм, убийцу YouTube.<br/>И не обманули.<br/>Создали Роскомнадзор. 2026-05-20T08:33:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvvqx83zfadyce8zqeax08rqy4vvdr28fqtfepxy3u9ljdwm5l0yczyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccajg7avl5 <br/><br/> <img 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src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/116/566/028/476/750/487/original/fdd512e67dd5784d.jpg"> 2026-05-13T07:14:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8cz0wzm25lgc6dmt6923q833wmg5jn7zmc8xgfjkpme70jpd5n5czyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccajttxu40 <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/116/555/353/772/485/512/original/e87199e60b450cd7.jpg"> 2026-05-11T09:59:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdjqkeh8c4as8ulwcgam9nrqsj3tl37fvaqgrkep43fwz935kvergzyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccajxll6g3 <br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/116/537/884/740/110/691/original/b322c83afb3e06e2.jpg"> 2026-05-08T07:56:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs80qw9xl45v65h6amnxskszcrygxvw09e235fmhszpjueuxsfa9tqzyzsvndttzxqfyw70z55qk6h2pfu9ff8zknmkey2hxgktwhmceccaj3s7lgx <br/><br/> <img 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инженер. Однажды утром я наблюдал,как она готовит завтрак, и заметил,что она совершает слишком много действий, чтобы достать всё,что ей нужно.Поэтому я сказал ей своим лучшим инженерным голосом:«Эй, дорогая, почему бы тебе не использовать принцип максимизации нагрузки и не достать все необходимое за один раз,тем самым минимизировать общее пройденное расстояние?» И ей понравилось мое предложение.Раньше у нее уходило 11мин, чтобы приготовить завтрак… теперь я делаю его за 5 2025-12-20T15:37:44Z