Nostr notes by :apa: スプリットショックウイルス †

wyd in this situation 🤔🤔🤔🤔 ...

2026-10-20T10:11:19Z

wyd in this situation 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Oh look an opening position for HPC, I think I could do that. Hey ...

2026-10-10T03:27:56Z

Oh look an opening position for HPC, I think I could do that.
Hey AI do you think I could do that? "Yeah dude you could definitely do that."
Alright scan my resume and write a CV cause I'm not wasting my time because it's probably a fake position anyway.
"Aight bet: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea"
Now let's see who this client even is, ooohhhhh would you look at that 8 years and you've not hired a single person.

#gymrat complete I completed all the emergency maintenance for ...

2026-10-09T10:40:39Z

#gymrat complete
I completed all the emergency maintenance for the instance, the jobs queue is now clear, light session today because I had to bike back home with a broken cassette, but new PR 403kg (888lbs) on leg press.

I had to bike 15 minutes to this view ...

2026-10-07T04:45:33Z

I had to bike 15 minutes to this view

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2026-10-02T11:33:19Z

:mokouDead:

>Buddihst >Liberal >Vegetarian >Indigenous rights ...

2026-09-30T07:14:47Z

>Buddihst
>Liberal
>Vegetarian
>Indigenous rights
>Environmentalism
It's like you rolled nat 20 on the bullshit board
>146cm
short mf dam 🦫

Man I'm thinking about dumping all my school stories. I can ...

2026-09-28T10:08:30Z

Man I'm thinking about dumping all my school stories.
I can give tbe Europeans an idea of how fucking stupid American public schools are.

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2026-09-28T05:28:40Z

"What's your taste in music" "You won't get ...

2026-09-28T05:25:24Z

"What's your taste in music"
"You won't get it tbh."

Everyone on LTN is McDonald's posting. They're all going ...

2026-09-28T05:14:49Z

Everyone on LTN is McDonald's posting.
They're all going to become blond (and obese)

Checked out my am*zon app because I want a new phone case, ...

2026-09-28T02:56:11Z

Checked out my am*zon app because I want a new phone case, because this one is old and busted, and I saw that I still had $25,000 worth of hard drives pending.

Yeah that's me actually ...

2026-09-27T23:57:17Z

Yeah that's me actually

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2026-09-27T21:57:27Z

Man I want some fried potatoes with onions and ketchup

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2026-09-27T13:18:48Z

Backblaze why my shit static?

The FBI/CIA handler who's curating my spotify queue rn ...

2026-09-27T13:05:51Z

The FBI/CIA handler who's curating my spotify queue rn
You're doing a really good job because I really want to rent a R32 and drive 200km/h on the Tokyo expressway and fucking die in a crash with it playing.

It really must 🐝 a cold day in hell right now because ...

2026-09-27T11:42:30Z

It really must 🐝 a cold day in hell right now because AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY, I just got off a video call with 10/10 Catholic fine shyt from my Google® Pixel 7 Pro with a defective ambient light sensor.
Like how sad is it that all my niggas ditch my barotrauma campaign for D&D or mf cardboard crack, so I just™ go back on my #gymrat shit like a fucking loser, and then I all of a sudden I get dms from fine shyt talmbout some, "can we voice/video" I don't even remember what we we're talking about, I think like nerd shit, college, and how working with customers sucks. Dude she really likes me :cirno_smile: wtf
Like bro that ChatGPT whatever the fuck you programmers are using, that shit MUST be really good because that video call was convincing AF.
I got five bucks that Uncle Sam really wants to entrap me on some fake ass weapons charges or something stupid cause the don KNOWS i'm tryna get TF out of his fucking piece of shit clown show circus ass country.
I got fifty that God himself just™ decided to start sending me bad 🐕‍🦺🐕 because he feels sorry that my step dad won't let me see my mom whenever I want.
Like deadass I'm half expecting the trumpets to sound and Jesus to step out of nowhere, because there's no way this is happening to me.
She's so cool dude like dam 🦫
Click send TOOT!

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2026-09-27T02:59:25Z

Gonna go hit the gym

Hate when their demeanor changes when you tell them you're ...

2026-09-26T11:48:04Z

Hate when their demeanor changes when you tell them you're American.

80% certain I have a gf now 🦫 that easy ...

2026-09-24T14:24:37Z

80% certain I have a gf now
🦫 that easy

Got a call from the folks. The old man was completely silent when ...

2026-07-20T03:37:46Z

Got a call from the folks. The old man was completely silent when I said I didn't feel like selling anymore. Not even a congratulations that things are looking up for me. Guarantee you he was fuming.
A bit sad that he has to be that bitter about me trying to leave something for my kids.
But don't worry bro give me a year and a half and I'll refi the mortgage at a higher rate just so that your wife's name is not on it anymore, not that she was paying it anyway. Enjoy that benz maintenance while you still don't own your house outright.
Anyways here's my actual father's watch, I'm pretty sure he had a James Bond phase at some point. Me personally I could never get into it, but I like collecting quartz watches and pretending I know how to play poker.

and all the mech games by FromSoftware

2026-07-18T18:16:50Z

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and all the mech games by FromSoftware

I hate every piece of japanese software except idolmaster touhou ...

2026-07-18T18:10:51Z

I hate every piece of japanese software except idolmaster touhou project and misskey 💯

Bruh. A dog trainer moved in next door. You know the one, like ...

2026-06-30T11:43:42Z

Bruh.
A dog trainer moved in next door. You know the one, like obstacle course type shit you see on animal planet.
And I swear they wake up at 7 am EVERY DAY and have the dog barking doing their stupid course practice shit. Oh and at 2 am on weekends. I'm bouta call animal control on them or shoot the owners.

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2026-06-30T11:00:40Z

y are u putting the motor oil in a Ziploc bag?