2026-10-27T14:29:23Z https://njump.me European Commission https://njump.me/npub16c7tnxensc8vjvlnfp3np55c38td9358m8f8up3jaslajk32u47sray433 https://cdn.masto.host/shitposttrade/accounts/avatars/114/982/373/512/818/271/original/52613b712a7f9791.png https://cdn.masto.host/shitposttrade/accounts/avatars/114/982/373/512/818/271/original/52613b712a7f9791.png https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9nxqprsfp5d84g68mgrdyhaz87jlf8592mj08thqzadtezvxw08qzyrtrewvmxwrqajfn7dyxxvxjnzyad5kxslvaylsxxtkrlk269tjh6eynxky &#34;key enlargement partner&#34; is what i call your mom 2025-11-05T09:01:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvyhq74yyqsj6jvmj0n9avqucvwqf6gt53mkyh2f2awxjjyfvhutczyrtrewvmxwrqajfn7dyxxvxjnzyad5kxslvaylsxxtkrlk269tjh68ekvke In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstlz9lclhcrj6ej5vesqrp2vge3a58qfn5n9rknq709jhehvyal8cd685d0'>nevent1q…85d0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>when i see information online, i can evaluate its quality by considering:<br/><br/>❌ how many likes and retweets it has<br/>❌ how the information makes me feel<br/>✅ whether it&#39;s from a domain called &#34;shitpost.trade&#34;<br/>✅ whether it&#39;s from an account claiming to be the &#34;after-dark account of the european commission&#34; 2025-08-12T12:39:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstlz9lclhcrj6ej5vesqrp2vge3a58qfn5n9rknq709jhehvyal8czyrtrewvmxwrqajfn7dyxxvxjnzyad5kxslvaylsxxtkrlk269tjh62ad7hg maybe we should pass a resolution mandating media &amp; internet literacy classes in schools holy shit 2025-08-12T12:33:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqvw6mxce0e380mdcsmwzrcy2t5gs0zerm445m9fjvyxgul6jxsxszyrtrewvmxwrqajfn7dyxxvxjnzyad5kxslvaylsxxtkrlk269tjh6sz9kkr Do you know who else liked encrypting their messages? 🔒<br/><br/>I&#39;m just saying... 😎<br/><br/><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enigma_machine">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enigma_machine</a> 2025-08-11T17:07:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfuhtz3jewkt0ukhvx3hkx87agax73fy5cmjuwqplrxq3up8xea0szyrtrewvmxwrqajfn7dyxxvxjnzyad5kxslvaylsxxtkrlk269tjh60d9utd the bottle caps stay on during sex 2025-08-09T08:32:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs29562q0ftyf6klned9jqexuys8pt68u6kp2an4vr2w84j9kmtpyszyrtrewvmxwrqajfn7dyxxvxjnzyad5kxslvaylsxxtkrlk269tjh6sr3lx9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfmxdpc3v0uky7mjac4wvtmcq5hspwmn9m9sefw30z6azkypqunschgrdgn'>nevent1q…rdgn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>we&#39;ve been saying this. this is why the bottle caps must stay on while drinking 2025-08-09T08:31:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9u95k0g22pw5ue3fm72tyk3r8yx5vppj4shnhmj4t83e4kwflhnqzyrtrewvmxwrqajfn7dyxxvxjnzyad5kxslvaylsxxtkrlk269tjh6slj7wv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr0rc4ku6ck2lz0jhyvxqlfsngxx68epsvz70zk9y220zxlz0ffycd7jzrk'>nevent1q…jzrk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>you&#39;re so right... this reply on the mastodon website has changed our minds. while i read this out, 7 MEPs started crying. afterwards, everyone clapped and Ursula von der Leyen personally abdicated the rest of her term so that you can become the new president of the european commission.<br/><br/>thank you so much 💖 2025-08-09T07:48:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxxcgxdq3eep6gzprgslun30vuyc8y5mpxggfj3ne82j69mmczl7gzyrtrewvmxwrqajfn7dyxxvxjnzyad5kxslvaylsxxtkrlk269tjh6qmnaad more like European Cummission 🥵 amirite~ 2025-08-07T17:33:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsptrgshxpwjtrup8xjynz2sa5sxz2gplfm5elvhxhtzqsc4s7hrkqzyrtrewvmxwrqajfn7dyxxvxjnzyad5kxslvaylsxxtkrlk269tjh6sq6m9p hey guys isn&#39;t it soo annoying when you&#39;re using an encrypted messaging app and it tells you &#34;could not decrypt&#34; haha<br/><br/>good news: we&#39;re working hard on making this illegal. in a way 2025-08-07T16:57:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdr0w83ngqzszgyze27w4m0u0zt9wxs2z5nd8hnyu0xvqush4d26gzyrtrewvmxwrqajfn7dyxxvxjnzyad5kxslvaylsxxtkrlk269tjh62c2w36 I don&#39;t get it, why would you even want to encrypt your messages? what, do you have something to hide? do you secretly hate me or something... 2025-08-07T16:47:01Z