2026-11-01T22:51:39Z https://njump.me Martin G https://njump.me/npub16g9mvmp5rdn67ral30f62ztke0hw0359qelxkly828695f9032fslfu2f7 https://6-28.mastodon.xyz/accounts/avatars/000/008/662/original/68994eb8865eaef8.png https://6-28.mastodon.xyz/accounts/avatars/000/008/662/original/68994eb8865eaef8.png https://njump.me/nevent1qqstm3kspruykjrjv5wp3k856jgqrza9detn0ymrvhtedmx7ldg84ygzyrfqhdnvxsdk0tc0h79a8fgfwm97ae7xs5r8u6musaglgk3y479fxnds29r Based on a true story.<br/><br/>“Hey” (said with a Californian vocal fry)<br/>“Sup?”<br/>“So…Imagine everything you love went away. Imagine fire engulging everything and everyone you love. Burning everything to a crisp. The world is an ash desert. Death as far as the eyes can see.”<br/>“Horrible.”<br/>“Guess what?”<br/>“What?”<br/>“We got the technology to make that happen.”<br/>“Take my money.”<br/>“We need more money.”<br/>“Take my savings.” 2026-06-24T09:51:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9j67qy3rfyvu23qean5k3f8j4smmhdgnauq3yuyczh34eyg62pjczyrfqhdnvxsdk0tc0h79a8fgfwm97ae7xs5r8u6musaglgk3y479fxmf2td5 I love freedom.<br/><br/>I hate Salesforce Slack.<br/>I hate Microsoft Teams.<br/>I hate Microsoft Outlook.<br/><br/>I hate Microsoft.<br/><br/>I love Linux.<br/>I love freedom of choice.<br/>I love Emacs.<br/>I love well-established, well-defined communication protocols and free people who choose how they want to work with them. 2026-06-19T06:02:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspqvzjhycealeqk4qrq0qtqcvkcdtp6yfv2s8777d4c49xqanjczqzyrfqhdnvxsdk0tc0h79a8fgfwm97ae7xs5r8u6musaglgk3y479fxaqmvt5 Dansk Statisik burde tage sig sammen og udgive CSV-filer i stedet for Microsoft Excel-filer.<br/><br/>Alt andet er dumpekarakter.<br/><br/>Find beslutningstageren. Giv dem en advarsel. Er det anden gang det sker, fyr dem og giv dem en bøde. 2025-08-21T09:57:02Z