2026-08-08T00:08:14Z https://njump.me ttaMnaMtahT https://njump.me/npub16j22y7lyjzdgzvphjf2xssxxymnxpreyhr3dgghdc76rfnlg977se9mzjk https://toottoot.eu/system/accounts/avatars/109/885/918/563/778/894/original/ff283027f848d40a.jpg https://toottoot.eu/system/accounts/avatars/109/885/918/563/778/894/original/ff283027f848d40a.jpg https://njump.me/nevent1qqsww4aayux4nny408r3pk9sra6f5hq6y855vkj9e44zch3c8crjzqgzyr2ffgnmujgf4qfsx7f9g6zqccnwvcy0yjuw94pzahrmgdx0aqhm69zd0wl :blobcatoutage: trillions of dollars for this.<br/> <img src="https://toottoot.eu/system/media_attachments/files/116/391/170/815/345/573/original/6d00c21e3823f5b5.png"> <br/> 2026-04-12T10:05:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfs9v3cmj4pksqc7ww9rpmxmpkx62k22w0vrre9qza3ugh035jtdgzyr2ffgnmujgf4qfsx7f9g6zqccnwvcy0yjuw94pzahrmgdx0aqhm6kwcwg8 Chicago pizza fans, this one’s for you 🤣 :blob_cat_ohnoes: <br/><br/>I think I found my new handle: “coldmeattwicefoldcheese fatty”.<br/> <img src="https://toottoot.eu/system/media_attachments/files/113/895/619/280/503/806/original/7bf83dee80976459.png"> <br/> <img src="https://toottoot.eu/system/media_attachments/files/113/895/619/647/364/484/original/7d345c9be8eb1fa3.png"> <br/> 2025-01-26T16:33:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrq6380xrnc4vkf0jld5wk5zvf4mptryykf5ppxe90wan7g83hf2czyr2ffgnmujgf4qfsx7f9g6zqccnwvcy0yjuw94pzahrmgdx0aqhm6sny779 Please enjoy this picture of two very tanned crustaceans relaxing on their pool chairs and enjoying a large cocktail.<br/> <img src="https://toottoot.eu/system/media_attachments/files/113/811/599/852/824/757/original/a482d64738d27a01.png"> <br/> 2025-01-11T20:26:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstrzu4zvlgvs2w9wag5nek30pnzl3edgnf8nv5nkyehuena8wtergzyr2ffgnmujgf4qfsx7f9g6zqccnwvcy0yjuw94pzahrmgdx0aqhm6w7vxdr Pick your wholesome 2025 New Year Resolution: 2024-12-31T12:58:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstm56c63uxw5nk3gyxvu8fa0y6r6lqk85869yjztxhtmdc43q63yqzyr2ffgnmujgf4qfsx7f9g6zqccnwvcy0yjuw94pzahrmgdx0aqhm6etln6u Sure, why not just spray paint advertising on the pavement?<br/> <img src="https://toottoot.eu/system/media_attachments/files/113/165/060/709/776/720/original/051b96dcde72a7d1.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-09-19T16:03:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy4mxz5mwth6csx3cc7zt3xw9rk4g8jat79p2h264hxdetadfz7lczyr2ffgnmujgf4qfsx7f9g6zqccnwvcy0yjuw94pzahrmgdx0aqhm6q7gfnj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy9ptj9rpykfv0uewp7fhjqw5lefkgkf95ygscdu56qqu9zs5w9cs0s9n7l'>nevent1q…9n7l</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>simple. You fold them into a neat little ball and put them in the drawer under your bed. 2024-08-24T19:10:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy88apptetumqztcspnzksggs2kmqj8r2946gv95pwkzga2l09mcszyr2ffgnmujgf4qfsx7f9g6zqccnwvcy0yjuw94pzahrmgdx0aqhm69c4ufv Look at this prince on his throne. <br/><br/>#CatsOfMastodon<br/> <img src="https://toottoot.eu/system/media_attachments/files/112/903/372/968/597/335/original/91c9440cbedbd8f9.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-08-04T10:52:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx65q5r70034vgh7jtvvcdekk0c9q5y5qqg2zqvxmfvm6vlkezvsgzyr2ffgnmujgf4qfsx7f9g6zqccnwvcy0yjuw94pzahrmgdx0aqhm6raljhj Sluuuuuuuurp. <br/><br/>#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday<br/> <img src="https://toottoot.eu/system/media_attachments/files/112/899/261/293/138/868/original/9cbd77df7a0ac1c9.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-08-03T17:26:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstyw8amjh6g7z54f79rfqdwfuq69hyy525gc49vn9dn4uny2xhyxqzyr2ffgnmujgf4qfsx7f9g6zqccnwvcy0yjuw94pzahrmgdx0aqhm6pjsm36 At the Großer Lienewitzsee ☀️<br/> <img src="https://toottoot.eu/system/media_attachments/files/112/819/262/340/952/287/original/befad5d527f62579.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://toottoot.eu/system/media_attachments/files/112/819/266/232/584/102/original/8d376fee76ae108a.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-07-20T14:23:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvtqhma8ehjptad5yr9gp7jg7mezr2htszfjt84gps34ps3g54zhgzyr2ffgnmujgf4qfsx7f9g6zqccnwvcy0yjuw94pzahrmgdx0aqhm6npf8c3 Apparently it’s Pride Day in the office today so we got cakes.<br/> <img src="https://toottoot.eu/system/media_attachments/files/112/637/588/942/197/276/original/550888170b681cf9.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-06-18T12:20:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs26hq69g5spvgg7d00p2j3uce8j40gr792sfevzwtxrc59t2slsnczyr2ffgnmujgf4qfsx7f9g6zqccnwvcy0yjuw94pzahrmgdx0aqhm6rh58mv Done a load of actual in-person walk-around in-store clothes and camping shopping too 😳 2024-06-15T19:00:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst8l09aes323m7p7t5vjfmkq209v27cg9xh7frjqfvf4r7htwwjmszyr2ffgnmujgf4qfsx7f9g6zqccnwvcy0yjuw94pzahrmgdx0aqhm67yltc0 A late #Caturday entry, paws against the wall while clearly not doing any laundry.<br/><br/>#CatsOfMastodon<br/> <img src="https://toottoot.eu/system/media_attachments/files/112/583/131/843/522/690/original/56c9a2d0044f686c.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-06-08T21:31:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz3m7cttrf5cfa8utfd5n44pgydva7uh097txvxhx7c5nl4fncvyszyr2ffgnmujgf4qfsx7f9g6zqccnwvcy0yjuw94pzahrmgdx0aqhm643v690 It&#39;s kind of incredible that a major software manufacturer debuts a feature that screenshots everything you do and only thinks about encrypting that shit when lots of people shout at them.<br/><br/>Where I work, encryption at rest is not just &#34;the norm&#34;, it&#39;s part of our non-negotiable development standards. 2024-06-07T17:14:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxf96empmq5ta5sgv7dxxrny66rz97y8eacn8vttz5lfdw00cefwczyr2ffgnmujgf4qfsx7f9g6zqccnwvcy0yjuw94pzahrmgdx0aqhm6tqrjga In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp4lfpvv75lzz30dnttsrzg7wcmcqdcctt6737s3nkua9xsnuaazch6f36q'>nevent1q…f36q</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Aaaaand there’s the barf early warning wail, with expected results 😂 2024-06-01T06:58:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp4lfpvv75lzz30dnttsrzg7wcmcqdcctt6737s3nkua9xsnuaazczyr2ffgnmujgf4qfsx7f9g6zqccnwvcy0yjuw94pzahrmgdx0aqhm67typmh Lawnmeower. <br/><br/>#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday<br/> <img src="https://toottoot.eu/system/media_attachments/files/112/539/981/606/362/914/original/58c109e19a62fd24.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-06-01T06:37:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq5weq03jzfxul8alf6azw2pj59r6wjnzf9l47p200efsfw4fmvegzyr2ffgnmujgf4qfsx7f9g6zqccnwvcy0yjuw94pzahrmgdx0aqhm68gl4ez Talked to a colleague earlier who was supposed to be going to one of the Taylor Swift gigs.<br/><br/>Except her (now former) friend who bought the (four) tickets later decided that none of the other people “were big enough Swifties and wouldn&#39;t get the most from the experience”.<br/><br/>I was amazed at the gatekeeping bullshit on display, and not surprised that my colleague is no longer associating with the ticket-buyer. 2024-05-29T17:16:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyxu96ez9w8s9rcz45yds94urk8fcy927c0ja8dfnlpgs6uyc7tmqzyr2ffgnmujgf4qfsx7f9g6zqccnwvcy0yjuw94pzahrmgdx0aqhm6ar2aks This slight toof reveal brought to you by “you sneezed and I wasn’t expecting it”.<br/> <img src="https://toottoot.eu/system/media_attachments/files/112/508/047/821/336/757/original/ad4bcdf06f8910a9.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-05-26T15:16:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfrygzu2whtaddcj5t8kfz28h8d7zczfpkvmzqkrcge9yttkwanzgzyr2ffgnmujgf4qfsx7f9g6zqccnwvcy0yjuw94pzahrmgdx0aqhm6wevwhz A brief moment of entertainment just now.<br/><br/>A small bird flew into the kitchen through a small gap in the balcony door.<br/><br/>Archie, resting as always on my backpack on the table, launches himself towards it.<br/><br/>Sadly, Archie is not familiar with Newton&#39;s Third Law. The backpack skitters backwards onto the floor, Archie goes essentially nowhere until his paws make contact with the table, whereupon he runs full force into the door, neatly closing it as the bird escaped.<br/><br/>Cat unharmed, but befuddled. 2024-05-26T09:13:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqjtzwpkrc7kdvzgj2k5kcqhta5nscsxdmxaftf5v293nrh3c02kczyr2ffgnmujgf4qfsx7f9g6zqccnwvcy0yjuw94pzahrmgdx0aqhm67dasyj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqt9q9pr76qg48q2egw6nqa8lkq94j5tvsndkmrr8mgjvs587ft2c79y7dw'>nevent1q…y7dw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>As fickle as a cat.<br/> <img src="https://toottoot.eu/system/media_attachments/files/112/484/843/267/039/628/original/8efdb60a81437c3f.png"> <br/> 2024-05-22T12:54:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqt9q9pr76qg48q2egw6nqa8lkq94j5tvsndkmrr8mgjvs587ft2czyr2ffgnmujgf4qfsx7f9g6zqccnwvcy0yjuw94pzahrmgdx0aqhm6ynp7dz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs999s00qldmz4uj6rwjmtv2dkpup5vcv88czy0r7gm6y2nw2hcg6qazgdx0'>nevent1q…gdx0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This toot brought to you by the ghost of 90s soft metal legend and heartthrob Nuno Bettencourt. 2024-05-22T05:49:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs999s00qldmz4uj6rwjmtv2dkpup5vcv88czy0r7gm6y2nw2hcg6qzyr2ffgnmujgf4qfsx7f9g6zqccnwvcy0yjuw94pzahrmgdx0aqhm6tfqstd A notification of an Extreme thunderstorm warning this afternoon. <br/><br/>I hope this is More Than Words. 2024-05-22T05:47:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszjkx4sd2clr0qlc473thgfm46ycc40k7g5em5xv6uuaj3y3qdc4gzyr2ffgnmujgf4qfsx7f9g6zqccnwvcy0yjuw94pzahrmgdx0aqhm6mzwspu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfcteetrxtrjy4x2ecz7ez5g06uedjgjsya268246a0ge73my4x9srs8pg8'>nevent1q…8pg8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>yes, they absolutely did this after the allegations. They also digitally removed him from the scenes afterwards with the reception and Avasarala. 2024-04-06T05:43:47Z