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  <title>Nostr notes by Clown</title>
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    <name>Clown</name>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz2snj796hnr6atvzmgknxaukekplpa966gsqefqyemfdkqx9lc6czyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqdmcrup</id>
    
      <title type="html">Without Toby Keith still alive to write a patriotic and ...</title>
    
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      Without Toby Keith still alive to write a patriotic and jingoistic song about the situation in Iran, sorry but I just can&amp;#39;t get behind this war effort.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;RIP, Toby.
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    <updated>2026-04-06T15:05:03Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">What if @nprofile…a0cz is actually Mark Zuckerberg&amp;#39;s burner ...</title>
    
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      What if &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq6panqlm27tnq3quttuuqrvzp7dk3rx2jv5l7c6w9yzljp26495hq9da0cz&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;NonPlayableClown&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…a0cz&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; is actually Mark Zuckerberg&amp;#39;s burner account?
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    <updated>2026-04-01T16:42:08Z</updated>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrkszj779j53d8dn4tch8jg6z5v80r0adrgc746kya2jsv8x8xftszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqvz3c8h</id>
    
      <title type="html">It&amp;#39;s the last day of the month, you fucking freeloaders, and ...</title>
    
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      It&amp;#39;s the last day of the month, you fucking freeloaders, and the monthly donations for Decayable are in the dumps.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/01a852545c52f5d9460d148bb8decf6b26ec53c0a4b7b01553fde0f4226f6f97.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-03-31T17:26:14Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfuxmn8sk0v2g2h9eec0yzfcayw9c6nn4lnektxdkrw8qmftmrprczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqxejucu</id>
    
      <title type="html">I think you have to show proof of abortion paperwork to get an ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfuxmn8sk0v2g2h9eec0yzfcayw9c6nn4lnektxdkrw8qmftmrprczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqxejucu" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspcrx0jrfx7d0t83rjp7k0uwvl3ufx8adwj5sfhgzp58yp02we67qpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qphjcgc&#39;&gt;nevent1q…jcgc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I think you have to show proof of abortion paperwork to get an account approved on XYZ Spinster.
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    <updated>2026-03-30T14:00:26Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0hf9l7f80utxtx7e4qc98ue7nyexurulld8j0gy8g0wspgd678qczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq7q6598</id>
    
      <title type="html">Certainly believable. There&amp;#39;s at least 1.</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqswaa8wmhyv9kzhhak09xdyu93h4mzpnvvzj5t8ke7fq3ew0sh5r8qpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qfjq75t&#39;&gt;nevent1q…q75t&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Certainly believable.  There&amp;#39;s at least 1.
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    <updated>2026-03-30T13:53:19Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw95sfsw5nzmh7zavj4xnt3e3x705u3z9lp6s7dky5lu9pff92ruczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqxweztr</id>
    
      <title type="html">Once a serial killer, always a serial killer. So I would go with ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw95sfsw5nzmh7zavj4xnt3e3x705u3z9lp6s7dky5lu9pff92ruczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqxweztr" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsyws9s87n6l8khngy4wrydedx2n8vda3eql90ehxj906mzffhvqlspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qptplue&#39;&gt;nevent1q…plue&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Once a serial killer, always a serial killer.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;So I would go with both.
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    <updated>2026-03-30T13:49:17Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsftwh9ync38p6nt4hdczymmg3ua9qz667ldud2fc42czmenu7tmpszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq3gcfky</id>
    
      <title type="html">How many serial killers do you think are in these dark corners of ...</title>
    
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      How many serial killers do you think are in these dark corners of the Fediverse?
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    <updated>2026-03-30T13:46:13Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Is Hulson dead?</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqd76cmm4xvy7w98zknq53e9r6ehr8sg4xwzx5zjgqy5xl872w6hcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q683kre&#39;&gt;nevent1q…3kre&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Is Hulson dead?
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    <updated>2026-03-26T14:57:36Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Is the Ignorant Hussy still around the Fediverse under a ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8l2ryd3535e5nx9jcy0547wd2uslcnjvnh3yty3na860h9t2f53qzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqy6czpk" />
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      Is the Ignorant Hussy still around the Fediverse under a different name?
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    <updated>2026-03-26T14:48:27Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs2utpqklue82d53qw849t5sfay0cjpwmj29edk60nwedxn9ydxpqqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq50r965</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2utpqklue82d53qw849t5sfay0cjpwmj29edk60nwedxn9ydxpqqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq50r965" />
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      &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/6ca75629e46014128d43fe75667598ba711919b37b987afb6e4f23651e08720d.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-03-24T20:51:56Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">I know which way I&amp;#39;m going. #nevent1q…fuza</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqga3jtwugm3hsvavfyndw4955w0mvx8t2ku4cue9pk5uc54nk4aczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqykhdwz" />
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      I know which way I&amp;#39;m going.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote class=&#34;border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid&#34;&gt;&lt;div class=&#34;-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2&#34;&gt;quoting &lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Article&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nevent1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq0mn362sdn38s40p3shgz4jfzle4y8e7p8z07phct5n0c04c64hus0qfuza&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;nevent1q…fuza&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.nicecrew.digital/89/6c/c3/896cc3c587a02f3b901a58ffdf291093bfc000cd6f22e19bded76dec2df19a58.jpg&#34;&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt;
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    <updated>2026-03-23T23:22:22Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqstqaardjarsd6xe2g2h6nucpex97yhl5fyhv0esvr5vu5fj8d9pyczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxquwzsrk</title>
    
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      &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/d8a282d81022267040e7ed512b20403503b7db692d012f0d9ca68417327982c1.gif&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-03-23T14:44:42Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs95z5z4kr9kkyw2ewjzfqgu483l9y7kpcjynxh79ks487g56mmqgqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqj7etdp</title>
    
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      &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/8dc0e5fb7424fcbf2dba3260ae8e62968e0e909b430635943d35255b5d5146f8.gif&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-03-20T03:00:55Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs958jzwfkrzpcxav7qz5asfrgyyrzxlcr33dvmtuv593lx6nldzpczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq4zzj0k</id>
    
      <title type="html">You&amp;#39;ve gotta laugh at these super serious perpetually online ...</title>
    
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      You&amp;#39;ve gotta laugh at these super serious perpetually online digital warriors who post as though they are in some sort of high level military command post directing war movements when in reality they&amp;#39;re schizo holding a phone scrolling shitposts in the dark corners of the internet.
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    <updated>2026-03-04T17:24:34Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8fylhnkaw9hz4y0wcusewver4j9qmfdrs5d3wnkpul5upa68ywyqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqdpys7m</id>
    
      <title type="html">If our psychiatrist only knew about this.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8fylhnkaw9hz4y0wcusewver4j9qmfdrs5d3wnkpul5upa68ywyqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqdpys7m" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsthtzr2dxf8da924e485gv76p3wrqedtvphtmmq4phww6yurdxj2cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qh0xug3&#39;&gt;nevent1q…xug3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If our psychiatrist only knew about this.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-02-24T12:12:25Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqksta67ufgkxrwxjaxey34xq2xwecw9ckf87wryjtt2sj3yjj8qqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqln04p7</id>
    
      <title type="html">None. Oh wait, wrong clown. Nevermind.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqksta67ufgkxrwxjaxey34xq2xwecw9ckf87wryjtt2sj3yjj8qqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqln04p7" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsf9hs6m9va8kv9xgx5k3thmgyx38kng0cdms2tdlrjkla9ayszsjgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qp23f6y&#39;&gt;nevent1q…3f6y&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;None.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh wait, wrong clown. Nevermind.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-02-24T12:10:40Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfw8z2x74yp2e6vq922v0gd3qvtj74g3zmfwu4dy6ut5y8jmzuc5czyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq4g9957</id>
    
      <title type="html">The Decayable admin team is 2nd to none.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfw8z2x74yp2e6vq922v0gd3qvtj74g3zmfwu4dy6ut5y8jmzuc5czyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq4g9957" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs0zmq0huhxpcpqqmxn7kck64fw0fsrpn6rmmxyw80qz5pt22ua9aqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qdffsv0&#39;&gt;nevent1q…fsv0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The Decayable admin team is 2nd to none.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-02-21T16:35:57Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgphtesddu74ctq09kk3v60zt5lrj0mz7j43289uanvhlgs8wlpkszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqfc7ex4</id>
    
      <title type="html">Yours didn&amp;#39;t work for me just now either.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgphtesddu74ctq09kk3v60zt5lrj0mz7j43289uanvhlgs8wlpkszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqfc7ex4" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqstzzg879znk9z7pxytpxjujelgt2skd5n6vyqm6f7qpmcxtawyccspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q2g9my3&#39;&gt;nevent1q…9my3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Yours didn&amp;#39;t work for me just now either.
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    <updated>2026-02-21T16:32:24Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstnk6f7x65skzn6zcxd88a5xm7p0zykzrstcpq3zv37aef3tn0chgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxql4av00</id>
    
      <title type="html">It just worked. I had two copies of it that looked the same. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstnk6f7x65skzn6zcxd88a5xm7p0zykzrstcpq3zv37aef3tn0chgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxql4av00" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqszjnrgs8nzgy7lggnpsqqnvfujlq9jkkfxkrjdl5r63arlgafuv6cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qjd2t89&#39;&gt;nevent1q…2t89&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It just worked. I had two copies of it that looked the same. Maybe there was something up with one of them.
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    <updated>2026-02-21T16:24:23Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs08fnecm8dcd9c3s00apex7x2zflm2xw0rcpysvdz8uvvpr5gpfnqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqzg530y</id>
    
      <title type="html">It&amp;#39;s the same file I originally had. Says 1.4 mb.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs08fnecm8dcd9c3s00apex7x2zflm2xw0rcpysvdz8uvvpr5gpfnqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqzg530y" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsr66j6g4m6pnfg8zux354u5dwmphjxhy6d2amtrpt5mkknrms60nspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qgzxvt9&#39;&gt;nevent1q…xvt9&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It&amp;#39;s the same file I originally had.  Says 1.4 mb.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-02-21T16:22:01Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqspry57ays628mc6xajumhrlx4qtvz9k03pr03nw6m0g0g6msyu8lszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqmpw77f</id>
    
      <title type="html">When I go to try to change my profile photo as soon as I hit save ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqspry57ays628mc6xajumhrlx4qtvz9k03pr03nw6m0g0g6msyu8lszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqmpw77f" />
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      When I go to try to change my profile photo as soon as I hit save I get an error message.  It&amp;#39;s not big deal just wondering if it&amp;#39;s an issue on my end or not.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/83585ac3ad61f480c219b548af41b224304ff4ecaa79f6ec5295c76858dd04d3.gif&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-02-21T16:18:50Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyclennjqe8y4zk4a7zt7hkgl3utyzlyyavmw0gfyjum0s09wz5qczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqlnmkgx</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsyclennjqe8y4zk4a7zt7hkgl3utyzlyyavmw0gfyjum0s09wz5qczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqlnmkgx</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyclennjqe8y4zk4a7zt7hkgl3utyzlyyavmw0gfyjum0s09wz5qczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqlnmkgx" />
    <content type="html">
      You can&amp;#39;t spell pedophile without tsundere.love.
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    <updated>2026-02-21T15:09:00Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszpwc4pdla7dm5tydstycezwmq6cv02upghtw5gwvuerxqxu5feqgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqufnnln</id>
    
      <title type="html">Might be time to bring him back. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszpwc4pdla7dm5tydstycezwmq6cv02upghtw5gwvuerxqxu5feqgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqufnnln" />
    <content type="html">
      Might be time to bring him back.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/83585ac3ad61f480c219b548af41b224304ff4ecaa79f6ec5295c76858dd04d3.gif&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-02-10T03:29:08Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2zhny6tknjrf853e3uewusujgu73gqhle4ws9jlhl7u6w2eyqsqczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqmvn2kc</id>
    
      <title type="html">Bro, your so-called advanced degree is completely unrelated to ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2zhny6tknjrf853e3uewusujgu73gqhle4ws9jlhl7u6w2eyqsqczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqmvn2kc" />
    <content type="html">
      Bro, your so-called advanced degree is completely unrelated to our industry not to mention it was a theological studies program from a hardcore evangelical college.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;You&amp;#39;re not an intellectual.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;You&amp;#39;re an insufferable dumbass.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-30T19:14:23Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxdl3anncv7c6xzhxr362sagffcsyxceuhvc0czza9xmepawzxrtqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqcxrq9m</id>
    
      <title type="html">Coffee can do that to a person...even an evil clown.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxdl3anncv7c6xzhxr362sagffcsyxceuhvc0czza9xmepawzxrtqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqcxrq9m" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsr5fd4u97q8p7a8lpe2m9xpvpq38yjt5xs8lannjdts6kjs6pzh2qpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qcuj8ys&#39;&gt;nevent1q…j8ys&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Coffee can do that to a person...even an evil clown.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-24T14:12:22Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqh0ptm2qgegw9uuj3gmddvqckytev8ay2xjgke92gz578y7fc4kszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq6ngkgs</id>
    
      <title type="html">Have some coffee. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqh0ptm2qgegw9uuj3gmddvqckytev8ay2xjgke92gz578y7fc4kszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq6ngkgs" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsv8nzh23mt9vjynd5ljx6yplc5nd8gup598f3adk872eal6rclwxspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q6gqhus&#39;&gt;nevent1q…qhus&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Have some coffee.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/a39a05761b739fb27e1ba81fc1d94477100c86877ec06e0ddd83cd1aa3101200.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-24T14:11:20Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs95yk8nyuct8hwtcqddvmsql57006kjcdrl8hlwjxzaxgkqf6v8nczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqlk5lfw</id>
    
      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;m surrounded by clowns. And not the funny enjoyable kind.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs95yk8nyuct8hwtcqddvmsql57006kjcdrl8hlwjxzaxgkqf6v8nczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqlk5lfw" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqxry0zexxjjs0jzlyfwq32d6pfm06w3cdhnzzsarsged60n2nadcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qjmgrx9&#39;&gt;nevent1q…grx9&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;m surrounded by clowns.  And not the funny enjoyable kind.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-23T01:10:31Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqyrn0h9q355rayras0w4g6x8sqn8s6xsysxm66ney3d7q43nc7qzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqtjstj6</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsqqyrn0h9q355rayras0w4g6x8sqn8s6xsysxm66ney3d7q43nc7qzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqtjstj6</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqyrn0h9q355rayras0w4g6x8sqn8s6xsysxm66ney3d7q43nc7qzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqtjstj6" />
    <content type="html">
      &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/5580fe0e787077e0c5a76283688d4f0282f0b2be9f35a86caa3ee5282652e375.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-21T17:21:20Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdufw2emtg9anet3769puzlgl3r5zn9kglslqtjtd739jq3ml4e3szyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqej4ljx</id>
    
      <title type="html">You&amp;#39;re going to want to get in on these Decayable NFTs early. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdufw2emtg9anet3769puzlgl3r5zn9kglslqtjtd739jq3ml4e3szyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqej4ljx" />
    <content type="html">
      You&amp;#39;re going to want to get in on these Decayable NFTs early.  Set your kids and future generations up financially for life.  Don&amp;#39;t miss this once in a lifetime opportunity.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-05T11:57:45Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvj67c8gxth4q6syv7yudsad875vsd8ezgyr84sehe7dmn93q485czyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqz0tqyr</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsvj67c8gxth4q6syv7yudsad875vsd8ezgyr84sehe7dmn93q485czyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqz0tqyr</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvj67c8gxth4q6syv7yudsad875vsd8ezgyr84sehe7dmn93q485czyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqz0tqyr" />
    <content type="html">
      &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/5f063cd7d7f9760c996cbb68fa2848c8d4388c2b4dd7b72029f0653e881da13a.gif&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-05T03:30:51Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy8rhahs0hghs2cl07pkx2j7ej78j9sl6jclf4jfelcgw6nwrxaxqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqt4h4yh</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsy8rhahs0hghs2cl07pkx2j7ej78j9sl6jclf4jfelcgw6nwrxaxqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqt4h4yh</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy8rhahs0hghs2cl07pkx2j7ej78j9sl6jclf4jfelcgw6nwrxaxqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqt4h4yh" />
    <content type="html">
      &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/3e78447eed21cfb641ad6c1ca622adca3cb06abea88b96223189c57cfc54bf85.gif&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-05T02:20:52Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8dcyzt9epyemvhx507ft9nqp3p98x2a7sxdah6chrm42025khc0qzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq90ylzg</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs8dcyzt9epyemvhx507ft9nqp3p98x2a7sxdah6chrm42025khc0qzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq90ylzg</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8dcyzt9epyemvhx507ft9nqp3p98x2a7sxdah6chrm42025khc0qzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq90ylzg" />
    <content type="html">
      This is the year Decayable takes over the Fediverse.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-05T02:19:34Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgpfs20yr7s207mndvhf3u4vzq23kaqr29ezzve0h7l3hme2n7nxgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqdw57hf</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsgpfs20yr7s207mndvhf3u4vzq23kaqr29ezzve0h7l3hme2n7nxgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqdw57hf</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgpfs20yr7s207mndvhf3u4vzq23kaqr29ezzve0h7l3hme2n7nxgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqdw57hf" />
    <content type="html">
      Happy New Year, clowns.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-05T02:18:47Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv2h4at7lskjsg6gh0c0vljgnq27xzlzc9hx3tug0lkz650a9sduqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq0332yj</id>
    
      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;ve been told he&amp;#39;s a roofing estimator when he isn&amp;#39;t ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv2h4at7lskjsg6gh0c0vljgnq27xzlzc9hx3tug0lkz650a9sduqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq0332yj" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsyhjhkqgdly8fk7h8qjsh0f8vac2k8ah9hpvj85kfdcjnw9a636ncpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43z72kruzk&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ruzk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;ve been told he&amp;#39;s a roofing estimator when he isn&amp;#39;t drinking.  So in other words a bum.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-16T04:14:44Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp86vzynekfct482e6v2zx2e78z9y2prrn9g9kjpyshtl6z0au7mszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqy5jt25</id>
    
      <title type="html">I never pay attention to the Jonny hellthreads so I don&amp;#39;t ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp86vzynekfct482e6v2zx2e78z9y2prrn9g9kjpyshtl6z0au7mszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqy5jt25" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsyy65wyny4zvmf3eswd97upjekaf4cf5nnuae2n4s55m0jf3x99uspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43z7e37hyt&#39;&gt;nevent1q…7hyt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I never pay attention to the Jonny hellthreads so I don&amp;#39;t really know anything.  Did he actually get 20 years in the military? Seems more like he would have been a sick bay ranger and eventual broke dick on disability. Maybe he inherited that little condo or something and maybe it&amp;#39;s just old and rundown.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-16T03:55:48Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx5zpc67uaudvsz5fywd52a6zucxq7l9urj3d0gyr3uz706qw0yhgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqzc8e9n</id>
    
      <title type="html">It&amp;#39;s heavenly.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx5zpc67uaudvsz5fywd52a6zucxq7l9urj3d0gyr3uz706qw0yhgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqzc8e9n" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxvg5uw52fzv6v9dq9dz89ew62c88fm6p6vkvgfy96xj0kut3py2cpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43z7rvaf8q&#39;&gt;nevent1q…af8q&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It&amp;#39;s heavenly.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-16T03:46:30Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf2xwrymads6mqesd5d7jf2re5z0vkjsrl34h4zt3s49k3tjydvzszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq5auyz5</id>
    
      <title type="html">What is Jonny&amp;#39;s real story? Does he work? Is he poor? Is he ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf2xwrymads6mqesd5d7jf2re5z0vkjsrl34h4zt3s49k3tjydvzszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq5auyz5" />
    <content type="html">
      What is Jonny&amp;#39;s real story?  Does he work?  Is he poor? Is he wealthy?  Does he do anything besides drink and shitpost on the Fediverse?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-16T03:45:58Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz25krc3qfhjhxng0t6mgjf3qrl8ucdcfz36xl4005f99xua7j40czyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqs4ur9s</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsz25krc3qfhjhxng0t6mgjf3qrl8ucdcfz36xl4005f99xua7j40czyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqs4ur9s</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz25krc3qfhjhxng0t6mgjf3qrl8ucdcfz36xl4005f99xua7j40czyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqs4ur9s" />
    <content type="html">
      &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/867621b501cb0e245cb2de3daa545af6624653dac5c8eca0f40d52190eaa7e6d.gif&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-13T04:28:34Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">That feeling when you haven&amp;#39;t been on Decayable for awhile. ...</title>
    
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      That feeling when you haven&amp;#39;t been on Decayable for awhile.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/b793d182112bf10b6b31258c12797ec1e969dca2648b5fee91618cbf4282e708.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-12-08T04:00:28Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgkvawnf5t2vsxpjge3l0p0y8fte6hgzzmeyg9sd4t2r8vtdd6pxqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqwuxvxg</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsgkvawnf5t2vsxpjge3l0p0y8fte6hgzzmeyg9sd4t2r8vtdd6pxqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqwuxvxg</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgkvawnf5t2vsxpjge3l0p0y8fte6hgzzmeyg9sd4t2r8vtdd6pxqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqwuxvxg" />
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      &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/02fb0bafd670e9cb6a43175bbc8470d87fbeab9e823b1a656016a126c25779d4.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-27T00:56:59Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs829pd3v8h6nk2nxtans5j2qk7vusr4mlykzecx9c37fc8vrr36jqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqfj9ch0</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs829pd3v8h6nk2nxtans5j2qk7vusr4mlykzecx9c37fc8vrr36jqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqfj9ch0</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs829pd3v8h6nk2nxtans5j2qk7vusr4mlykzecx9c37fc8vrr36jqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqfj9ch0" />
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      Went with the 1.75L for the holiday weekend.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-26T22:22:26Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqswxy3z39pnwy2ynxazl9uqn6w0e8396s95893thvqyflrggequ9dczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq0djylj</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqswxy3z39pnwy2ynxazl9uqn6w0e8396s95893thvqyflrggequ9dczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq0djylj</title>
    
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      It&amp;#39;s not rape if they needed it.
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    <updated>2025-11-26T20:36:15Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">WOULD</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqswhxgarr7zvty7k82dpu3rnth3e4tl3x4esl2yzfy6yv6pjlxk2zgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqpjauc7" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvqzfl3ckfw8ucln7rtjqp4pr24cc67cmqfnzk08py5s88n8kurqspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43z7e948ex&#39;&gt;nevent1q…48ex&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;WOULD
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-26T20:34:58Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsps9vd67xfrrpss0hllk2dkqmjrkcql8lcmadsht08smtvt24mjtgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqnzefve</id>
    
      <title type="html">You should. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsps9vd67xfrrpss0hllk2dkqmjrkcql8lcmadsht08smtvt24mjtgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqnzefve" />
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      You should.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/2f618840d3e7462d15ab1f19899837eece67c4ec2f961b0f136e2086a5d6cfac.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-26T18:44:30Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfzzqvkjqfrq7sc6hmn4k3xz9u36a9533uah53zgeqwxpfgcu3hsqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq964nys</id>
    
      <title type="html">I just bought $10,000 in the new $Decayable token from a crypto ...</title>
    
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    <content type="html">
      I just bought $10,000 in the new $Decayable token from a crypto exchange in Montenegro.  I received an offer via email to get in early.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This was legitimate, wasn&amp;#39;t it guys?!
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-25T17:49:45Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvcmmfpf9nedktyrx7eyypy0hc8rdhecumnymf327j3kmm6j7p6pgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqkemqfx</id>
    
      <title type="html">Thank goodness Decayable, Poast, and NCD are hosted on FBI ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvcmmfpf9nedktyrx7eyypy0hc8rdhecumnymf327j3kmm6j7p6pgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqkemqfx" />
    <content type="html">
      Thank goodness Decayable, Poast, and NCD  are hosted on FBI servers so we aren&amp;#39;t affected by this Cloudflare outage.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-18T13:41:54Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz72qufmtrzelwurnfwfxgm53p49fqnl9vvfrnqjnxu5h3gvvhrdszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqj44qm8</id>
    
      <title type="html">We all can dream. Aim for the stars.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz72qufmtrzelwurnfwfxgm53p49fqnl9vvfrnqjnxu5h3gvvhrdszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqj44qm8" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgfs4jkycsvux6hlj506thmgc936mapz2apx7kkplmcxdjdv5a25spzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43z7hcy73v&#39;&gt;nevent1q…y73v&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;We all can dream.  Aim for the stars.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-13T15:15:20Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgmu0y2qtmaf4lhqe9crgwkvuydjm90wrct80kmzf8v43h6eg98rczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqgwwktr</id>
    
      <title type="html">Need someone to wipe it up?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgmu0y2qtmaf4lhqe9crgwkvuydjm90wrct80kmzf8v43h6eg98rczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqgwwktr" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2r6tg0a7n4r87f4h5sx6zzn8ahj8y5hvtf8tnmc6hek4umg7hyhgpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43z7d6kmfw&#39;&gt;nevent1q…kmfw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Need someone to wipe it up?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-13T15:05:22Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszv2ew0wt0nvvqqmxese2mzne3tar76xadqz97lpf906kgxc58nlczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqlyweef</id>
    
      <title type="html">Happy Veterans Day tomorrow, my fellow veterans. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszv2ew0wt0nvvqqmxese2mzne3tar76xadqz97lpf906kgxc58nlczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqlyweef" />
    <content type="html">
      Happy Veterans Day tomorrow, my fellow veterans.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/bc354733ad52481fb44b8a8cad5b1ba3aba82218cd0f11e2429ffd3d93b4eaba.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-11T04:49:13Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs93hmmwqcs04wnjfcz7r58mxgjv6wcvf37c9vuq75mpsrwc8c8n3szyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqcvw2km</id>
    
      <title type="html">I got an indulgence from the Church of Satan that says I&amp;#39;m ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs93hmmwqcs04wnjfcz7r58mxgjv6wcvf37c9vuq75mpsrwc8c8n3szyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqcvw2km" />
    <content type="html">
      I got an indulgence from the Church of Satan that says I&amp;#39;m exempt from No Nut November as long as I pump my load in your mom&amp;#39;s ass.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-11T04:41:09Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsqpwex4wqedlpmhqf3a8pl7zlwfmwrgkfjwr6kqravpggpvm753ggzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqk8zls7</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqpwex4wqedlpmhqf3a8pl7zlwfmwrgkfjwr6kqravpggpvm753ggzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqk8zls7" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs05ktcxzryrqysgr2queamr0f2l8907lq6lkcx5dwnnjj83kpllfqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43z7r8smg8&#39;&gt;nevent1q…smg8&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/6d3604e99d265ef826719051b4a780393bf4c9a814baa4569f68443c82e1d632.gif&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-10-23T19:05:30Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0d8650d99ph02eumrd92hn4swep246v9qrznxv5vmrp6nc7yssgczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqfgw4nm</id>
    
      <title type="html">Did you know the Nazis had clowns working in the concentration ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0d8650d99ph02eumrd92hn4swep246v9qrznxv5vmrp6nc7yssgczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqfgw4nm" />
    <content type="html">
      Did you know the Nazis had clowns working in the concentration camps to make the jews laugh and lighten the mood before they gassed them with Zyclon B and turned on the masturbation machines?
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    <updated>2025-10-23T18:54:22Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq8hcdvuq8l2uftkzjkgrr5xwl8r69pt0mlaudys8dg8tcrrw3umszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq5p44yv</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsq8hcdvuq8l2uftkzjkgrr5xwl8r69pt0mlaudys8dg8tcrrw3umszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq5p44yv</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq8hcdvuq8l2uftkzjkgrr5xwl8r69pt0mlaudys8dg8tcrrw3umszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq5p44yv" />
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      &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/94f7974fb0c76a95cabe9b74c7b86c89fea0077de585d03d78854cf704215b0d.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-23T18:51:05Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz69a2437d32zzxkey80zzf2mk7yjqxhgfkua34andpx4fwttspcgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq8aymt7</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsz69a2437d32zzxkey80zzf2mk7yjqxhgfkua34andpx4fwttspcgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq8aymt7</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz69a2437d32zzxkey80zzf2mk7yjqxhgfkua34andpx4fwttspcgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq8aymt7" />
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      You know 6 million clowns died in the Holocaust, right?
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    <updated>2025-10-23T18:50:47Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf4p3gqg98v4xg7ehf4vtlwx0ght5ltvugnzznuxcnm4e8hztd35szyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqcpgfvr</id>
    
      <title type="html">Aww hell...even clowns are in on the so-called holocaust grift. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf4p3gqg98v4xg7ehf4vtlwx0ght5ltvugnzznuxcnm4e8hztd35szyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqcpgfvr" />
    <content type="html">
      Aww hell...even clowns are in on the so-called holocaust grift.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/32b14db5f029cdf0e3dd4ca6a0f117e62e7902f8a650aa2959b249453129d3ae.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-10-23T18:49:57Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy3r60fg7tujrrh6kjspk0j27lm85wg8w48n63a8knhrxms9awuaszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq7us64v</id>
    
      <title type="html">Me and the boys clowning around. ...</title>
    
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      Me and the boys clowning around.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/0354ec34f39fe2a5006656911a8f4c51c541ce291d2fb42739eff56bad4cb526.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-10-23T18:28:34Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx3v0ehczwfx5q3aglzz3mnzmwf2xx74t9e845vl7cgtc0njjd7gszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqwyyq44</id>
    
      <title type="html">Which came first? The ink or the decay?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx3v0ehczwfx5q3aglzz3mnzmwf2xx74t9e845vl7cgtc0njjd7gszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqwyyq44" />
    <content type="html">
      Which came first?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The ink or the decay?
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    <updated>2025-10-23T18:25:51Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs86wazrx7yhjcs2ejf3ws985rxa37zdvd6dyzqrekhzrwvujckqxqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqna3ywq</title>
    
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      To decay is to live.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-23T18:25:15Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">To decay, or not to decay? That is the question.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsts5jtykn0v8fx6pmwvp2sulrqy65xzgv724hzq7m0csl4s2hdv3qzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq22evyl" />
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      To decay, or not to decay?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;That is the question.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-23T18:21:54Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">To live a life without having a Decayable.ink account would be a ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz2t3lh4f9shy3x55tgdzmekrglg5xzfzwdgumkv2tqqnhee6szeszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq2y57nt" />
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      To live a life without having a Decayable.ink account would be a travesty. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Don&amp;#39;t let it happen to you.
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    <updated>2025-10-23T11:24:29Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsqln4l96x57cphzhx7rw3s67fdf3waq8ld0j6vatnymufgqvyq5sczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqt5atzr</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqln4l96x57cphzhx7rw3s67fdf3waq8ld0j6vatnymufgqvyq5sczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqt5atzr" />
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      Another day in paradise...aka Decayable.ink.
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    <updated>2025-10-23T11:23:16Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2mdergt6t8mjxx5zvuhm5rxenptfzrh72y8v0qfenzjkxg3vt32qzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqfujx53</id>
    
      <title type="html">This new data center that Decayable.ink is building is really ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2mdergt6t8mjxx5zvuhm5rxenptfzrh72y8v0qfenzjkxg3vt32qzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqfujx53" />
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      This new data center that Decayable.ink is building is really going to elevate the user experience.  If Matty begs they might even let him rent some server space.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/df3c4914f4672a59b16f78ebc20f5a33f165dcd264d0a578ac26c56e88238774.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-22T19:57:32Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqswwxfu80jy0s7037kwae32tn38qej5ee0yxsx8hhds6jnszdy7dsgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq9tutah</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqswwxfu80jy0s7037kwae32tn38qej5ee0yxsx8hhds6jnszdy7dsgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq9tutah</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqswwxfu80jy0s7037kwae32tn38qej5ee0yxsx8hhds6jnszdy7dsgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq9tutah" />
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      &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/b518d1f34cd36bfd28c3d70217807146ea145430214cf1ff5f18956bf9e5ce17.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-22T18:01:40Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgh8l7vflgndcu402c3pmzvp73atfkf7sst6hd867xw7mcpwatwxqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqdwaea4</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsgh8l7vflgndcu402c3pmzvp73atfkf7sst6hd867xw7mcpwatwxqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqdwaea4</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgh8l7vflgndcu402c3pmzvp73atfkf7sst6hd867xw7mcpwatwxqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqdwaea4" />
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      I wonder what my seniority rank is on Decayable by now?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-22T17:41:07Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs96u4qpul0d6q7zz2zs3p8udsrq75zna7xv9fp8359cfnk39nah2gzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqmupt0t</id>
    
      <title type="html">Those tattoos are disgusting...but I like the undies. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs96u4qpul0d6q7zz2zs3p8udsrq75zna7xv9fp8359cfnk39nah2gzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqmupt0t" />
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      Those tattoos are disgusting...but I like the undies.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/2011a154a632b8347c296de31e11ca308a5d4b5ca2a0289fea971b566b46fd3b.png&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-16T11:57:46Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8gx4lsj2rlf4sd8t6aaeclmlj89ed9l50mhrs7kgx0pqc7vzfezczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqvzyzah</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs8gx4lsj2rlf4sd8t6aaeclmlj89ed9l50mhrs7kgx0pqc7vzfezczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqvzyzah</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8gx4lsj2rlf4sd8t6aaeclmlj89ed9l50mhrs7kgx0pqc7vzfezczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqvzyzah" />
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      &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/2347fba64fc8e94d342da0c1c43ae926d4d3819f138ae09bc8ad54a8736925f6.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-16T00:06:39Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp3p2am6zw54nec7vrzezvwcsrn2y6tg9ctydp96q2l6ct3hjensszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq0ytdxy</id>
    
      <title type="html">YouTube is down. Thankfully DecayableTV is still up and running.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp3p2am6zw54nec7vrzezvwcsrn2y6tg9ctydp96q2l6ct3hjensszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq0ytdxy" />
    <content type="html">
      YouTube is down. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Thankfully DecayableTV is still up and running.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-15T23:58:39Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyn5nm22xtdhpg3kkpfr0e8zxhzndrwexrfm6phh3afta9cqwm66szyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqjz3h6r</id>
    
      <title type="html">Has Jeff Cliff died of COVID induced cancer or heart issues yet? ...</title>
    
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    <content type="html">
      Has Jeff Cliff died of COVID induced cancer or heart issues yet?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I sure hope so.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-13T20:39:03Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs89fk95uaas2t2l670hddw48xtkmq2x9xe303ja99gamet367csfczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqzcgkm2</id>
    
      <title type="html">Did you know that on Decayable anyone who reacted to your post ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs89fk95uaas2t2l670hddw48xtkmq2x9xe303ja99gamet367csfczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqzcgkm2" />
    <content type="html">
      Did you know that on Decayable anyone who reacted to your post gets notified when you edit it?  And you thought we wouldn&amp;#39;t notice.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-13T20:33:42Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstd4qud5acc22vraz5yh6smzrp27lm3q5gxvd4defsgrlxxkjvssqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxquna46v</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqstd4qud5acc22vraz5yh6smzrp27lm3q5gxvd4defsgrlxxkjvssqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxquna46v</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstd4qud5acc22vraz5yh6smzrp27lm3q5gxvd4defsgrlxxkjvssqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxquna46v" />
    <content type="html">
      Image that face pooping on you.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-13T00:14:40Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdktr0yaaf3sk2fmewz4naegrvzl3nnq0aq6qvdxarzljc366qc7szyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqfxcnsq</id>
    
      <title type="html">That look when someone says &amp;#34;but not all black people are ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdktr0yaaf3sk2fmewz4naegrvzl3nnq0aq6qvdxarzljc366qc7szyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqfxcnsq" />
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      That look when someone says &amp;#34;but not all black people are like that.&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/cc1987b97f18f77b43df0a18233a7482d7e67a24f3661662c8d1bc20ca053f53.gif&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-06T11:42:05Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstltpzr5wl53c58g6jrv0gs8wj23puqrhclf6r7qzj9zwavw0nrgczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxql99m3d</id>
    
      <title type="html">Bastard</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstltpzr5wl53c58g6jrv0gs8wj23puqrhclf6r7qzj9zwavw0nrgczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxql99m3d" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgrq9w3qclrlyh43v2m78fv2f52xsqff04fn9p9s33z2gww9c9x4spz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qkukk33&#39;&gt;nevent1q…kk33&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Bastard
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-11T13:36:51Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfnajrjhefkc96ra5cgsf2nj58yceetc4ttv0m2veu34mfrzenwuczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqhq2r9v</id>
    
      <title type="html">Clown content comes in short, infrequent, frenetic bursts of ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfnajrjhefkc96ra5cgsf2nj58yceetc4ttv0m2veu34mfrzenwuczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqhq2r9v" />
    <content type="html">
      Clown content comes in short, infrequent, frenetic bursts of schizophrenia.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-11T13:34:40Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfm56kxmf30x07zvjuzr0d6fssuvxmx0rzxqxxv532gk860jlczcszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq7vkqt0</id>
    
      <title type="html">Please don&amp;#39;t ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfm56kxmf30x07zvjuzr0d6fssuvxmx0rzxqxxv532gk860jlczcszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq7vkqt0" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdh28cnp9tlrth90562vvv4ynne0fuufh07xf6j5ygvelh97yukpgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qv06n2y&#39;&gt;nevent1q…6n2y&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Please don&amp;#39;t&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/637f7d55c3fd88de84e776d1669464f74bc3c7c8d2bc548f5b5636a02b547409.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-11T13:31:41Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfukjlt53ndr7dae8aq3twnqkn3xgp32h0yaflen9rtfr6mgyzmagzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqyl68kc</id>
    
      <title type="html">I don&amp;#39;t see that follow yet! ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfukjlt53ndr7dae8aq3twnqkn3xgp32h0yaflen9rtfr6mgyzmagzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqyl68kc" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsq77h7h7xx3g4fz6skagkpya3raq3p6f6l699vxwr203q8egyhtjcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qswylsq&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ylsq&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I don&amp;#39;t see that follow yet!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/bf4c77921674d8e442ce491c1db3ee1448cdd8f193a0d6d9436a1cd2dbed287c.png&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-11T13:28:11Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsran985venk7qr8cugw72t5h3hhdl298hpc7feetk6zjnhekzqe3czyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqz04unl</id>
    
      <title type="html">Many thanks!</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsran985venk7qr8cugw72t5h3hhdl298hpc7feetk6zjnhekzqe3czyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqz04unl" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsru5g3axzlyjckn4zugy9hnlawplgxjc0w6l8tmf0w2t2pqenhlvspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qcc66ww&#39;&gt;nevent1q…66ww&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Many thanks!
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-11T13:25:34Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx7sxg2zczxc8f7znw2t5eyarqzpwj9tqf2wpr4z864qp2whjfxqqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq22qp4j</id>
    
      <title type="html">Follow me, you sons and daughters of bitches! You need more ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx7sxg2zczxc8f7znw2t5eyarqzpwj9tqf2wpr4z864qp2whjfxqqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq22qp4j" />
    <content type="html">
      Follow me, you sons and daughters of bitches!  You need more clowns in your life.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-11T13:07:33Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrvk7lpyr49c2cgajuq3psku22trm7kypt4fd32hqkhg06sdtth3czyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqmyamhg</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsrvk7lpyr49c2cgajuq3psku22trm7kypt4fd32hqkhg06sdtth3czyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqmyamhg</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrvk7lpyr49c2cgajuq3psku22trm7kypt4fd32hqkhg06sdtth3czyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqmyamhg" />
    <content type="html">
      I clown therefore I am.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-28T17:54:27Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs20arsvkmtldqrye9840tpuqw07mcrrwphqhtam3dpvm54qkxuvrgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqlxzjkx</id>
    
      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;ve heard that the Decayable board of directors is planning ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs20arsvkmtldqrye9840tpuqw07mcrrwphqhtam3dpvm54qkxuvrgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqlxzjkx" />
    <content type="html">
      I&amp;#39;ve heard that the Decayable board of directors is planning a platform rebrand.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-28T01:47:32Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdpz7t7dcxynn7gu2ga7fs2zkvzhch942verptutrf77tcncxyjeszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq0lmut4</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsdpz7t7dcxynn7gu2ga7fs2zkvzhch942verptutrf77tcncxyjeszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq0lmut4</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdpz7t7dcxynn7gu2ga7fs2zkvzhch942verptutrf77tcncxyjeszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq0lmut4" />
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      &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/31712154d109696d0ee8b302489ad4d27a9a8fce7eb1f4a08e770db55998edc8.gif&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-28T01:39:19Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg6jucdgehvgymt4202qg966adzvy3ac0kmyag2l7wwnlt44eazqszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqj5gayc</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsg6jucdgehvgymt4202qg966adzvy3ac0kmyag2l7wwnlt44eazqszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqj5gayc</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg6jucdgehvgymt4202qg966adzvy3ac0kmyag2l7wwnlt44eazqszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqj5gayc" />
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      &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/0a790f2ee7dc1c3757b97ce00ef0be360bbd3835ed7ece3cb00ae1ea3602e305.gif&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-28T01:38:27Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsygcaggxylaq9u5nmd6a090lgaw8x4cnds52lk99mpv5srgcmk3sszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq0jdy6x</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsygcaggxylaq9u5nmd6a090lgaw8x4cnds52lk99mpv5srgcmk3sszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq0jdy6x</title>
    
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      &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/d4b2469b4dea19ef98fa50cbd8243054eb09696b75f85a0cf239baf5c59838b6.gif&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-08-28T01:36:13Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">He must have moved in next to Jonny. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvyw34562hdw56alccg4g0tqhgauzwhafhuk0m0y4c046yyylrxlszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqp5s2h5" />
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      He must have moved in next to Jonny.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/f6a0cad7b62c699bda00a464706f55013f00f52a3a541973fcc0e34489170ce0.png&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-11T15:08:57Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdsxvr22g5j0a23uxdvmpdu0fw8lh6h2g6kmy80cy04z9fvqf2u5szyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq6zcs3e</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsdsxvr22g5j0a23uxdvmpdu0fw8lh6h2g6kmy80cy04z9fvqf2u5szyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq6zcs3e</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdsxvr22g5j0a23uxdvmpdu0fw8lh6h2g6kmy80cy04z9fvqf2u5szyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq6zcs3e" />
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      We&amp;#39;re going ballistic!
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    <updated>2025-08-07T23:22:28Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgualptm6zwuw3c47hya2dm2rdymjhjxdf6wvdd6pj67ycm660utqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq4rapue</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsgualptm6zwuw3c47hya2dm2rdymjhjxdf6wvdd6pj67ycm660utqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq4rapue</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgualptm6zwuw3c47hya2dm2rdymjhjxdf6wvdd6pj67ycm660utqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq4rapue" />
    <content type="html">
      I&amp;#39;m coming for you.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-07T16:32:22Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxcpqwxfcm2kr9tjpvrf9kyy7unnx7yd9setwwnn5fwfk63j9c3eczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqutcaqq</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsxcpqwxfcm2kr9tjpvrf9kyy7unnx7yd9setwwnn5fwfk63j9c3eczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqutcaqq</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxcpqwxfcm2kr9tjpvrf9kyy7unnx7yd9setwwnn5fwfk63j9c3eczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqutcaqq" />
    <content type="html">
      You son of a bitch.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-07T16:32:07Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstesxjg66uua4s9k4fz2v5nx798mmum66mfu42vpfpdg9rjhpy5ggzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq8h034e</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqstesxjg66uua4s9k4fz2v5nx798mmum66mfu42vpfpdg9rjhpy5ggzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq8h034e</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstesxjg66uua4s9k4fz2v5nx798mmum66mfu42vpfpdg9rjhpy5ggzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq8h034e" />
    <content type="html">
      I am a Deep State operative.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-06T19:16:18Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr9duuurjwacu8yjf4w3nrlxcfu6wj7sxye0lugycxa628mu8lhfszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqur8ysg</id>
    
      <title type="html">This is how I feel. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr9duuurjwacu8yjf4w3nrlxcfu6wj7sxye0lugycxa628mu8lhfszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqur8ysg" />
    <content type="html">
      This is how I feel.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/19a36570cfdaa8c25182197462e6865371f5e3663afc67fd751551c3479b93fc.gif&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-06T19:14:56Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdrxyg8kxfyf4lzcf8m8m7a2jexk64lrxz999m7hsgfpvdrds92rgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqkgrtct</id>
    
      <title type="html">Good morning. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdrxyg8kxfyf4lzcf8m8m7a2jexk64lrxz999m7hsgfpvdrds92rgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqkgrtct" />
    <content type="html">
      Good morning.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/7541b853bc243f12c70d2fead20afe6fb62d49f1a88deefccde27ebb7e9e9459.gif&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-06T13:09:09Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsprlp6n5v8l3kldx3wq9jyurushaluh8k2gpmzccsnts6fh9ts7eqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqvjyrl4</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsprlp6n5v8l3kldx3wq9jyurushaluh8k2gpmzccsnts6fh9ts7eqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqvjyrl4</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsprlp6n5v8l3kldx3wq9jyurushaluh8k2gpmzccsnts6fh9ts7eqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqvjyrl4" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspwyw2yem7ndevlgw6fc0vppt7xxrfq74tce04w4kaj70ulppc8lqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qurz0mg&#39;&gt;nevent1q…z0mg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/e8dfacf7a91471fa5918776cb30056925726c1801bc22546154412880ce0ded4.gif&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-06T13:06:55Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstfg39elgct3e3nyry37j887qahzjtpzpcwms8mdypdyme5878ccqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqqxkxm7</id>
    
      <title type="html">Don&amp;#39;t tell our secrets, Clown 🤡</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstfg39elgct3e3nyry37j887qahzjtpzpcwms8mdypdyme5878ccqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqqxkxm7" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgju78m7f9dl09ruyyk970ga0tclz9slpnxa0a8pwnrhdzpqtkvqgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43q3x4z03&#39;&gt;nevent1q…4z03&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Don&amp;#39;t tell our secrets, Clown 🤡
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-06T13:03:09Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdtkvqvuc68waa7zhgn0j9vgqng96ktrd0c53wm95efs54qx4vxvgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqf09lf8</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsdtkvqvuc68waa7zhgn0j9vgqng96ktrd0c53wm95efs54qx4vxvgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqf09lf8</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdtkvqvuc68waa7zhgn0j9vgqng96ktrd0c53wm95efs54qx4vxvgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqf09lf8" />
    <content type="html">
      &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/40511c11a8d4c341867d681711952a38f87cdb1f3fb1e459313009f1eaf13fab.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-05T00:49:24Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszm5q9c7aqlptykxde25e29vg3hkmj3892jm269xjgyelczp65pxgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqne9le3</id>
    
      <title type="html">Decayable is the greatest social media platform the world has ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszm5q9c7aqlptykxde25e29vg3hkmj3892jm269xjgyelczp65pxgzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqne9le3" />
    <content type="html">
      Decayable is the greatest social media platform the world has ever seen.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-30T11:24:13Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0ltjp3l9n2tntlnsa8uealz9tkrq6tguzv38kyt2d0vspvdgdq0szyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqly2jvq</id>
    
      <title type="html">Maybe I&amp;#39;ll create a legitimate Decayable account with my real ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0ltjp3l9n2tntlnsa8uealz9tkrq6tguzv38kyt2d0vspvdgdq0szyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqly2jvq" />
    <content type="html">
      Maybe I&amp;#39;ll create a legitimate Decayable account with my real name and include it on my email signature block and business cards.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-29T16:17:41Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstwhkn0huzdc23h53n9x9y0t7j6sftgltx5eckna2su53xuwqnkqqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqn5q7j9</id>
    
      <title type="html">Happy Friday 🎈 ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstwhkn0huzdc23h53n9x9y0t7j6sftgltx5eckna2su53xuwqnkqqzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqn5q7j9" />
    <content type="html">
      Happy Friday 🎈&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/33dd0e81add1f52f2b18a26b7f6c4fc4b63d7ec7e5f42dbb08e0b2613419135c.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-25T11:07:22Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgavdfnmzcszprd3akmc6xfhsarpr5f4fyx43cpnyw6accx9laasszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqe09l8q</id>
    
      <title type="html">Decayable.ink is the finest collection of people the world has ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgavdfnmzcszprd3akmc6xfhsarpr5f4fyx43cpnyw6accx9laasszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqe09l8q" />
    <content type="html">
      Decayable.ink is the finest collection of people the world has ever seen.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-23T17:18:49Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgu20wnd6w69u3pwppz2hhq0epl0e3hfzvt0clnw2dq5sjvk8v57szyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq5mkl7v</id>
    
      <title type="html">Is she still doing the prison penpal thing with those guys? How ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgu20wnd6w69u3pwppz2hhq0epl0e3hfzvt0clnw2dq5sjvk8v57szyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxq5mkl7v" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsr4ec7k4uxmc4zqcu6jew9sjyze7qj536vzcvunvh8ckdwrqcfgkgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qpgqdyc&#39;&gt;nevent1q…qdyc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Is she still doing the prison penpal thing with those guys?  How many conjugal visits has she made?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-23T14:28:29Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgluyqf93a0d6sfs00lgnqaxshpycyut8zgh8tn09xaurv9n8hmtszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqsg6lv8</id>
    
      <title type="html">Uh oh! Now Decayable has received a subpoena from the Manitoba ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgluyqf93a0d6sfs00lgnqaxshpycyut8zgh8tn09xaurv9n8hmtszyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqsg6lv8" />
    <content type="html">
      Uh oh!  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Now Decayable has received a subpoena from the Manitoba Human Rights Commission.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-23T14:17:10Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgt65qaj99w7tk7m8gkkamnm4f9p5f9dmm7hh4ped8l33apvwg08gzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqnalgva</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsgt65qaj99w7tk7m8gkkamnm4f9p5f9dmm7hh4ped8l33apvwg08gzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqnalgva</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgt65qaj99w7tk7m8gkkamnm4f9p5f9dmm7hh4ped8l33apvwg08gzyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqnalgva" />
    <content type="html">
      Good thing Decayable hasn&amp;#39;t been subpoenaed today.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-22T19:47:51Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvfdgq45vufvcd6zdvgh5pe7v3m9hd0gwq9nwmdsxxgrs8z9pyqeczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqyps9a7</id>
    
      <title type="html">Business is booming. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvfdgq45vufvcd6zdvgh5pe7v3m9hd0gwq9nwmdsxxgrs8z9pyqeczyr2rpjr7x52uu8gatu9hdgls3y6nf0s6ncw6pckesgtar0p4rcmxqyps9a7" />
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      Business is booming.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://decayable.ink/media/d7b9decd5501d65a7f7d25121c5535de6d8e75ba1b8b3d87dbe4eaddf0520420.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-20T17:58:03Z</updated>
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