2025-12-18T18:39:38Z https://njump.me Beatriz https://njump.me/npub16wx0tqashx73eauvqunatx30mvcdgu4vz9lyxs405evve5fjr3xsml2dhe https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.2885-19/490812885_1025364285591769_870302648647753248_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s403x403_tt6&_nc_cat=109&ccb=7-5&_nc_sid=30ff31&efg=eyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InByb2ZpbGVfcGljLnd3dy4xMDgwLkMzIn0%3D&_nc_ohc=vnvOuOYq_TIQ7kNvwE270zh&_nc_oc=AdmFeRnOjub3LBn1XaK1f5OPZSaRa6-o8Cp5uQ1ag66U7LTGkSMM_z7G99pFgXrkyug&_nc_zt=24&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&edm=AIRTincEAAAA&oh=00_AfljDeAZb0A7ijwMagx9ALySzagPYSk14Fpa7JH-G-F62g&oe=694A0413 https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.2885-19/490812885_1025364285591769_870302648647753248_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s403x403_tt6&_nc_cat=109&ccb=7-5&_nc_sid=30ff31&efg=eyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InByb2ZpbGVfcGljLnd3dy4xMDgwLkMzIn0%3D&_nc_ohc=vnvOuOYq_TIQ7kNvwE270zh&_nc_oc=AdmFeRnOjub3LBn1XaK1f5OPZSaRa6-o8Cp5uQ1ag66U7LTGkSMM_z7G99pFgXrkyug&_nc_zt=24&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&edm=AIRTincEAAAA&oh=00_AfljDeAZb0A7ijwMagx9ALySzagPYSk14Fpa7JH-G-F62g&oe=694A0413 https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdqxh8duplcg9vszsvgyhv7vzq8nfngnp4pkyrfdshu6tftkyxdyqzyrfceavrkzum688h3srj04v69ldnp4rj4sghus6z47n93nx3xgwy62wn6s7 If you have a girlfriend, say you love her, and still don’t get her a Dyson Airwrap for Christmas, then your words mean nothing. 2025-12-16T22:53:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0uk3lfu2de6y6mexv9f9lnf5xmlyty08ccr7qss2rtzk02d4606qzyrfceavrkzum688h3srj04v69ldnp4rj4sghus6z47n93nx3xgwy62pqej9 I’ve got a friend whose last name is Parker.<br/><br/>She’s just gave birth yesterday.<br/><br/>And I feel like I have about 3 hours left to convince her to name this kid Peter.<br/><br/>But she’s refusing.<br/><br/>Adults are just the worst. 2025-12-02T02:06:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst9ln4ccjk7w6n2fk2df3xmw3xhtk50mf32q7jtpvnlnegrfha84gzyrfceavrkzum688h3srj04v69ldnp4rj4sghus6z47n93nx3xgwy6le2ymp I was bored out of my mind today when I suddenly remembered this guy I met in 2022 who wouldn’t stop bragging about his Bored Ape NFT that was worth a lot.<br/><br/>Easily one of the most annoying humans I’ve ever encountered.<br/><br/>So I checked the price out of curiosity. It’s down 93 percent.<br/><br/>This has zero impact on my life, but I won’t lie…<br/><br/>I smiled for a solid two seconds while reading the info. 2025-12-02T02:06:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2g8eve4e3f42ykhyhkrlugj96y450r7n7rm3luf3rwg7gzrl4w2qzyrfceavrkzum688h3srj04v69ldnp4rj4sghus6z47n93nx3xgwy63fz7z4 Is ambition and drive something you can actually teach a teenager, or is it one of those things you either have or you don’t?<br/><br/>And if it can be taught… how? 2025-12-02T02:06:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf0n0y3dq6cffzn70p3r9utvqmdnz28dfzrwawccxyy3nndr4qm6qzyrfceavrkzum688h3srj04v69ldnp4rj4sghus6z47n93nx3xgwy6h39kra Actually being able to listen to podcasts is a subtle sign you’re officially an adult.<br/><br/>I, myself, only started being able to pay attention after 25.<br/><br/>Before that, I’d get bored pretty quickly.<br/><br/>And sometimes I just think about that. 2025-12-02T02:06:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfzgjdav8z4dpq8fcku9f3tujft2g8jxhg5qgujx9lzktl8sv8n0czyrfceavrkzum688h3srj04v69ldnp4rj4sghus6z47n93nx3xgwy63wzrwy I got an email from an AI training company offering eight dollars an hour if I wear a tiny camera on my head and film myself doing dishes and cleaning. Apparently it’s for training future robots. <br/><br/>Obviously I ignored the email. <br/><br/>But now, every time my teenage brother complains about his life, I remind him that I could be strapping that little camera onto his head and making him clean the entire house while I earn money off his labor.<br/><br/>But I don’t.<br/>So honestly, he should be grateful. 2025-12-02T02:06:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9m366d7n8a6dl6lwc3srykstkcu0ampvrr5km5076gwzuqhms2wgzyrfceavrkzum688h3srj04v69ldnp4rj4sghus6z47n93nx3xgwy67xsh74 Ok, so hear me out…<br/><br/>A hair dryer that is silent so you can listen to music while you dry your hair. 2025-12-02T02:06:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs95lldlnfpqnqffy0p8n2c6hmkd08q6rc7gzlu93z360n2uctl07szyrfceavrkzum688h3srj04v69ldnp4rj4sghus6z47n93nx3xgwy63aq4cc I adopted my 13-year-old brother.<br/><br/>Everything is great, except I have to remind him to shower every single day because he just… won’t, I have to confiscate his devices at night, and I now buy about five times more food because he eats literally everything.<br/><br/>Is this normal? Asking for a friend. 2025-12-02T02:06:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs95g6gmgpzpf24kpmlw30dnnua802hpaklph5ujafdrmj6hvtvuqgzyrfceavrkzum688h3srj04v69ldnp4rj4sghus6z47n93nx3xgwy6xwnthd A friend mentioned he needed a website.<br/><br/>I told him the agency I used to work for would’ve charged $50K for a basic WordPress build and taken three months to deliver it.<br/><br/>Forty-eight hours later he shows up with a site of the same quality… built on an AI platform.<br/><br/>Agencies are cooked.<br/><br/>I am cooked.<br/><br/>You are cooked.<br/><br/>We are all cooked. 2025-12-02T02:06:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy33uvjl2vry2tdkg8hkewhkyzqq4dqjc8s8anw4a7f65mcfx054czyrfceavrkzum688h3srj04v69ldnp4rj4sghus6z47n93nx3xgwy606r3uh Ok, so hear me out...<br/><br/>Tinder, but for dogs in animal shelters that need adoption. 2025-12-02T02:06:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgn0yn58wxj44qt6g4nn0m5g2kc5ze9g6kwjq87t8qd6nfgekyjyczyrfceavrkzum688h3srj04v69ldnp4rj4sghus6z47n93nx3xgwy6epct28 During my last job interview, the CEO asked me to give her one good reason not to hire me.<br/><br/>I told her I wasn’t ready for that question and needed some time to think. <br/><br/>She said, “That’s fine... just promise you’ll email me your answer.”<br/><br/>Honestly, I thought she’d forget. But a few hours later, she followed up asking for it.<br/><br/>I sat with it for a bit, wrote my answer, and sent it over.<br/><br/>And today… I got the job. <br/><br/>So yes, I love woman-led businesses.<br/><br/> <img src="https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.82787-15/586687870_17933450922104921_2668984659715939602_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_e35_tt6&amp;_nc_cat=1&amp;ccb=7-5&amp;_nc_sid=18de74&amp;efg=eyJlZmdfdGFnIjoiRkVFRC5iZXN0X2ltYWdlX3VybGdlbi5DMyJ9&amp;_nc_ohc=lrFnc-qAvoYQ7kNvwGiHKV6&amp;_nc_oc=AdkW1DODpQbFk4lDozQGtgnH3_-Av5HL7RVZq7b-3WVw6M35X5ky9K2wiIn9HD6Nu_M&amp;_nc_zt=23&amp;_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&amp;edm=AMJMky4EAAAA&amp;_nc_gid=_qoAQV2UYMsMfjqKHi0LLA&amp;oh=00_AfhHj6xe3BsAxTt5bbIBCBP2ierwR80uwsy76pKWdenHmA&amp;oe=692BA491"> 2025-11-21T01:50:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxu4me237w9ej3q4c7679zdt48q8h5ha6wxu9yrzv0hjywvqjwdzgzyrfceavrkzum688h3srj04v69ldnp4rj4sghus6z47n93nx3xgwy6cf5g69 You know how people say your brain isn’t fully developed until 25?<br/><br/>If you’re under 25, I swear... one day you’ll wake up and just know.<br/><br/>You’ll feel it. Something will click.<br/><br/>And suddenly, your frontal lobe is online… and everything changes forever. 2025-11-21T01:50:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrkqjypqe9m48kt5ryspcrfs7suaxduw7qptrfrljgmc0vjjm7c2czyrfceavrkzum688h3srj04v69ldnp4rj4sghus6z47n93nx3xgwy6vhgkf7 The thing I like about OpenAI/Chatgpt is that it was created by a woman and a gay man, and most people dont realize that 2025-11-21T01:50:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8nwxwzh8nngkptzudcz4hkkw99r8r5suxmdqy8ehncuayv5gxdxgzyrfceavrkzum688h3srj04v69ldnp4rj4sghus6z47n93nx3xgwy6sdrqkv Do teenagers still start bands in high school, or did that die sometime after the 90s?<br/><br/>Because honestly, that was the one undeniably cool thing teenagers used to do. Let’s make a petition to bring cool teenagers back. 2025-11-17T09:27:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs26z5j97m6l2allvvt83zga5qmkhsd8x87meaqhfvt3w50q354ycgzyrfceavrkzum688h3srj04v69ldnp4rj4sghus6z47n93nx3xgwy6mg9vzy When I was 15, my school brought in a Holocaust survivor to speak to us<br/><br/>I did the math today and it hit me: World War II ended in 1945, and the youngest survivors are now around 90-100 years old<br/><br/>In a few years, there simply won’t be any survivors left.<br/><br/>Which means me and my classmates are part of one of the last ones who actually met someone who lived through it.<br/><br/>It’s wild when you only realize, years later, that something you experienced as a kid was rare — and you had no idea at the time. 2025-11-15T19:28:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgr37ph9k8j43l0mlqd9paw36srdzqda6twvxelza6smh6tm7v7cqzyrfceavrkzum688h3srj04v69ldnp4rj4sghus6z47n93nx3xgwy6jxftjv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz736gwl598575najnpjh4yk563ggjjd3d2lxhxmsffkhjmgu3ztspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43z7zw4l7d'>nevent1q…4l7d</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>@jeffcliff@shitposter.world I can’t reply to your stuff because you’re not on threads lol<br/><br/><a href="http://shitposter.world/">http://shitposter.world/</a> 2025-11-15T19:28:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9j5lh7qmzr5nes00smdq6r2dl430qqh8djl6r4f77qsaheg5as9czyrfceavrkzum688h3srj04v69ldnp4rj4sghus6z47n93nx3xgwy6yzcwct Have you ever wondered what day of the week you were born on?<br/><br/>I’m 28, and I just found out (or realized?) I was born on a Monday. 2025-11-15T19:28:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsze7dfzj0gd9lehqejfzk0jr54s89phk5gemnkyajy2kd8apepk8czyrfceavrkzum688h3srj04v69ldnp4rj4sghus6z47n93nx3xgwy666yult I cannot believe we’re hearing about Trump blowing Bill Clinton and this didn’t come out of a fanfic.<br/><br/>Because this is exactly the type of shit you’d read on Wattpad and never imagine could actually happen in real life.<br/><br/>At this rate, I am now expecting hearing anytime about the secret affair between Harry Styles and Zayn. 2025-11-15T19:28:28Z