2023-03-01T09:22:49Z https://njump.me bitgoin https://njump.me/npub1764tqjlnwzgmpn527rw2aedzzay9pxge8pys7asagnyka9zy73psfpherl https://njump.me/nevent1qqszaz9tdkzhvr5lknwl6vlz5rzs5hrweh7rd906ccspu7qt0xchg7szyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxuf5une In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw58krj3cw6wgvu0fxl73errqg2ea0umh2pjq37slgxglx5y2wehsuh593m'>nevent1q…593m</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Scott Ritter is as bad as Greene. 2024-06-04T05:25:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd9uc3g4kjkte70frms0xg4gde8cwxcqvt5u5ksxa8d3k9pgeuh3qzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxwfwjck Hmmm!<br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/bf0f40dc8a6b642f229dc285a29012ef1aca9a0e345645e4ea8808aa41c7a889.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&amp;dim=1528x1528&amp;blurhash=U4Dm2W%3FG00tS004ntS-%3B00Ng_Mn%23%3DT%3FaWFDj&amp;x=98be70af6ece16f7771b132935d70da74c9dd79a3bd3a14a34e851d94a6dde12"> 2024-02-29T06:41:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0zmwvkkrcylsvsm57350nltup72alvafxk8uxgmgsxfdke5tkhegzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxp63yd9 Hey there nostritches. An invisible man married an invisible woman. <br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>The kids were nothing to look at either. 2024-02-29T06:32:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxdf9gsmcsh4a6pudr2atvwr9crmn9l5p6sadzl5xzqwtzcf5tm8szyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxy3qsdd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspzknc4xw7rpd3d44hxfqd5ljha4gwvwuzw78rvvgzhkfeu5s30ysw8lfkk'>nevent1q…lfkk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Good morning my fine feathered friend 2024-01-14T10:39:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8xjzc9hjalk94vnt3swkxhummggftx4mgszftnenwzqhc6dzmnrgzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx5l9s8d <br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/5344ce2dd8eed6ebf990dbe6db19dc495cc236ca50dcca6446087cc3bcfb2a14.jpg"> 2023-12-09T05:58:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxf8lxszk664xuj0h438egmwv8mskgy3pxqlz5jmr4c0hlwuvuj8szyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxqt2q0s Cauliflower<br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/fcfc8f07e409fbdc56f815f82f1bfb8d24ac36a121a16639ebc6bcbc0c0d16fe.jpg"> 2023-12-09T05:53:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9uzw3gsttpkasrknksh8g5wd9krxqhnpkan0cd7qmzcycqvv2muszyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxg52mr8 Hmmmm! I have stop saying&#34; how stupid can you be&#34; some people are taking it as a challenge .😔 2023-12-09T05:48:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9n6wc02mcd9ug9d05yvndyka88uj06jr7yl568m6c6sthytejchqzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxy33ypp Good evening to all you AWESOME nostritches 😋🌄 2023-12-08T07:52:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs008nxhusdv76ay6hjuzxnmql7zwt83deq3fqfn55egn8jrna975qzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxk2nsgn What the!<br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/638480e4c5a6c5441c60e2ed8bb9df030e3b16a78522aa07d789f0cbd46ef9d1.jpg"> 2023-11-25T01:08:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswqzs8edzp4ud2gajvytztcc73gzwmsavx48f78tm3tdh7a8m2xcczyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx7es2a2 Good morning all .Did you know the word incorrectly is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary. 2023-11-24T23:09:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs00l4nersjdw7ldpjrtzqhd5yzjk7en9we904wpele7d474cd29dczyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxvm8mcy We all get heavier as we get older because there,s a lot more information in our heads.My head couldn&#39;t,t hold any more so it,s filling up the rest of me. 2023-11-24T23:02:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvdjku4w7khfn6yzeyag9hw9dzwfmygvg8jr0uhhzf6dhgs3shtrczyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxlhsa09 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8n9p9w3yjgu0mqu8jgk3ykw0qhvczfmvenrujxertr3xlf8a45lg7cv8k9'>nevent1q…v8k9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Good morning have a great day.Cheers 2023-11-22T23:23:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8dt0f7knq888mrfhqzm6aj42gqpwym0nk8crl8n3x58s49l8uh2czyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxrs9zwj Oh what a day!<br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/cd5e5bf1f5dbe18f4c21dd773d08490b10146a92704e99980d58463b4bfb971b.jpg"> 2023-11-20T01:02:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrfrg4a06qjrtu2m8jc927vd5tt2qhlr5r7zrhdefx8534z6dk83gzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx3r358p In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqjcek4agm9qca95ccz44euf2vaxf3l4e37ct3mf77gskrkw96fuctltyjf'>nevent1q…tyjf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/e9aefa2e2a9df6206e3cd819c4e95a8cd1c46160a4fdbaa3e9a3a38ff39b06d9.jpg"> 2023-11-15T06:32:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2ksx0rcer7dwdxs7s8entgaz4qvlgg9ggk02crn66wmgf2rvdtzczyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx7zfmme In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsruvss9c4gh4888navqa7nnzwk8e0wh4uekmdgas8qvvfsu8dz7jcux92na'>nevent1q…92na</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/0333fb4b6df6548d6a9835d2879fbc03bacec2a51d8cde2bf25e57f20f231b8b.jpg"> 2023-11-15T06:31:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqn9qw4uuvcjnyvu9w3lzpmtu3medjgqvu0x7696zg2s0qdnllvmqzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx8pna0a YUMSTER ...Leg of lamb for dinner.<br/><br/> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/2WS69rC.jpg"> 2023-04-22T06:46:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd6yzkt5f3z8u9elw3ts3elqvggajcj4j8p8tphlnrz8p02y98zhczyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxx8a9xq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsydx0v0ryj3wsrayjs0r3x85qx8hyt3ja20f0td40c6l62xpdyzygnzmh6y'>nevent1q…mh6y</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️ 2023-04-15T11:24:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxla42sjl7qg9m09wh6qrxc8tjz9huvaq9qv2xm3zmg63fr49cu4gzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxs42g8j My partner had the star sign of Cancer.<br/>Which makes it kinda ironic how they died.<br/><br/><br/>Yep, killed by a massive crab.🦀 2023-04-14T23:58:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfr5n0uw58mndwlf0lcmk7gfkhdhwc7ystzgc8a8lxlfw3uywq2sczyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxgmf5gf <br/><br/> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/ZMcng9F.jpg"> 2023-04-14T23:52:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf27sxtcsf7rfmrhsmhfrxwlmrg5d234mhyxptkuwj7njff6yrs4gzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx7c4qpf Hey there #nostrtches ...Always be yourself because the people that matter don&#39;t mind....<br/>and the ones that mind don&#39;t matter.<br/> 😋 2023-04-14T09:50:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9x2d43dxulztkz6vx6wl0xqyaup3ruy596zgkhu60k2v9mv9g0lszyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxrdm3ce INFLATION<br/><br/> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/FxLHqD6.jpg"> 2023-04-14T09:18:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxjy3khkrp4m648ynpn7ng28t53ek7zh7seg9rwn8asqrqu2rkn2szyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxggu7mu My partner left me because they think l&#39;m too insecure.<br/><br/>No wait, they&#39;re back, they just went to get a coffee. 😵‍💫<br/> 2023-04-14T09:13:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8wxjclsat8ugjg9rhw72meu94uupr900nlp49xd3nms30fagt8pgzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx9gdes5 I found my first grey<br/>pubic hair today.<br/>Normally things like this <br/>don&#39;t bother me, but it<br/>was in my Big Mac. 🫢 2023-04-14T09:01:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrthr0tdhe5yphyfm8ac8ml8f0ta38p0zfje6qllwfqx2n0zqw66gzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxhtlkf4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy5aclmeyman6dj5e695746fa7vf32aw2k9yaavg8c9raqaew8uyq8dvdrl'>nevent1q…vdrl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️ 💓 ✨️ 2023-04-14T08:42:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp90lqx0yaw60w44mv6p0vx9yucakp8c2h6gpeu5dlpu9p3gvnn9qzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxsf9wpw Hey # nostritches<br/><br/>I&#39;ve been trying to break up with an Optician recently...it&#39;s really hard!<br/>Every time l tell her l can&#39;t see her any more,<br/>she moves an inch closer and says,<br/>&#39;How about now?&#39; 😒 2023-04-14T07:40:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8qp4dw76ml4fa9vl8ke2lavhptfacp3q4mfdnpcar7ctmj7cxq4czyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxpv33j9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyd28wz8t3avnaa882x6fwx7lhu26us50xluarr8a8dyv0emp8ynssm2w45'>nevent1q…2w45</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Good night 😴 🥱 🌃 🌙 2023-04-14T07:34:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxa8npavty3adatn283wzfk7300dz6ct0lsq3swkpy6gvglry020czyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxsuwz6t In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszwadr3lk5348gkphmgy8u9xtg2m5e6h47aqacd7js58x7wqkgghcjt088x'>nevent1q…088x</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️ 2023-04-14T07:33:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz9z029wcypyw4ngcrf3f20xtrg0e0n8zvqdtcx8nclhulu5emz2qzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx6xeway A friend opened a new strip club he called it<br/><br/> THE G-SPOT<br/><br/>After a week, he&#39;s had to close it as most men <br/><br/>couldn&#39;t find it. 😊<br/><br/><br/> 2023-04-14T07:30:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszfse8tmtv9h9qaupd6xpn05rg306r8c57xgenjqc4u75ah6crl5czyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxsl8txk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdm2nalvh0nth3gljxzsww60yyasarx2l592keq45cksg2pvnq57q9zrppa'>nevent1q…rppa</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Good morning there! 🏜 2023-04-13T11:13:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvl69n5agju6hm3dr9ux4qp4ps4mgk4gjlxe9hmnj79jqdmc5pexszyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx7rtf2g Second Thoughts<br/><br/>My mate John Tickle was really excited about marrying his girlfriend Tess.<br/><br/>Tess, however wasn&#39;t to sure about her new name! 🤔 2023-04-13T11:06:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs22u5dx090fz08kxuc0rxy2p0pf0gjjp0mets5qnn6lpgeuad0gmgzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxyfu3ae So let me get this straight....Women wear Fake Hair, Nails, Lashes, Contacts. Buy Fake Tits, Lips, Ass, &amp; get Botox...<br/><br/>But want a Real Man???? 😵‍💫 2023-04-13T10:28:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqstpnhx9nalqerhg246hfe335w0p4qfkje7yqudsslldgfg0795szyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx8k6dmt Oversight!<br/><br/>I can&#39;t believe l forgot to<br/>go to the gym again today.<br/><br/>That&#39;s seven years in a row.<br/><br/> 🏃🏃‍♀️🤾‍♂️🤼‍♂️ 2023-04-13T09:41:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrr3jq6f2tnmxqrdesdv7e4v93l6qraqxf777dd96vng870vm9xugzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxvs6hv4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvn7tnpnne9zj87sxj734psmc56kvdxkgxf87amtvu5ywxxtye6fskyx2hv'>nevent1q…x2hv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️ 💓 2023-04-13T09:34:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszkltskwekdny8wykhs48njg0s2ta0q8w2annuhuq3gn037w4g9dgzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxjus279 😊😁<br/><br/> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/GLOtmm6.jpg"> 2023-04-13T09:13:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8nq66dvr9gxq660fyru5spp40ez5x8sfrdlmuheyht2rgt7mq5vgzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx9j7dyv My boss called today and demanded<br/> to know where l&#39;d been all week,<br/>as he hadn&#39;t seen me at work.<br/>I told him l&#39;d been in all week but<br/>that l now identified as invisible <br/>and he couldn&#39;t see me....<br/>I,m now TRANSparent and my pronouns<br/>are &#39;who/where&#39;. 🫣 2023-04-13T09:05:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqaevr0cnea2taemdfanrfsscqvn6knrewevz7kf3k2pgwq5mxnaczyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxc3q5v9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsphg3me7a6yrvkgl85vc8sxg7dxq5xsrflecgc2msc596xvf9nm3qud4x6y'>nevent1q…4x6y</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️ 2023-04-13T08:45:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg7n7fag8rzvx5zu6zggy4lmwryuezdf3x3acfs7vhq6stche75zczyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxgp9s4h <br/><br/> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/9AS3Q4F.jpg"> 2023-04-13T06:18:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqtm5z4c0lys7adaxt7ge347agdqf345g86ku2emdl63qhxf6hvjgzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxs9c7vf More! That could point to you being an Extreme Redneck When!<br/><br/>You have been married three times and still have the same in-laws.<br/><br/>You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.<br/><br/>You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.<br/><br/>Your wife&#39;s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.<br/><br/>You let your. 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.<br/> 🫢 2023-04-13T06:13:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxgc7pe0yquguph4ud2zjr5aajx2p390d98whnaxkyll2tla2vc4gzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxr9ap84 You Know You&#39;re An Extreme Redneck When!<br/><br/>The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. <br/><br/>One of your kids was born on a pool table.<br/><br/>You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.<br/><br/>Or you can&#39;t get married to your sweetheart because there&#39;s a law against it.<br/><br/> 😑 2023-04-13T03:46:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs242fll529wulm5vsh480hwl953cyy46v6ls5tp3tqzkzh3w879yqzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx5pnkql In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszanhsehgqjsm435pzj48xd0p5yq25u095xpl5622nfvnh0lprpgsdxqrv5'>nevent1q…qrv5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️ 2023-04-12T11:11:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqtazhyaa04w8sp4dxamsyxm8jumjfpl0s45j7j0y9a6q09j24h6qzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx2kfs9e Hmmmmmm! 😏<br/><br/> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/uDvK3Q7.jpg"> 2023-04-12T11:10:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0w3p9cngpvyl4wf8ntvvvnwxqxdjvgfgx3jzpdn4kf8m6qkrr8zszyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx2745dt My mouth and my mind, two people with no rhythm, trying to teach the other how to dance.&#39; 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I before E&#34; except after C<br/><br/>Except when your foreign neighbour Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. 🙄 2023-04-10T07:27:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxdhj679dhksgc2akrtze694y8cyusl9mw9hzyfakm9xmllkrkklqzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx9es5ny In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9fhd244dn3gykvpewaluf7z93w97amaggyme7x55jg75peu2f0wgmeqec9'>nevent1q…qec9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Thank 😊 2023-04-10T07:06:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg0l9d9xpw9thcmdejj2tscpdauh7j53348djarcn20gpytgpkddszyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx4hjcea The other day my boss texted me,&#34;Send me one of your funny jokes.&#34;<br/><br/>I replied,&#34;I&#39; working at the moment,l will send you one later.&#34;<br/><br/>He replied,&#34; l&#39;m laughing my face off,that was fantastic!Send me another one.&#34; 🤨 2023-04-10T06:19:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs00trry9tqkpazj602dz5xq0cglqwyca8qemj0sgt3n4f2zxv202szyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx04ecy6 The Covid 19 outbreak has been especially stressful to members of the flat earth society.<br/>Members fear that social distancing measures could push them over the edge. 🤭 2023-04-10T05:57:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsft7xfcgvmxeyyne0f7l8rqgaceju6awyn8sh2e69fg835jlnjs8qzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx5nej77 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfkfm5wnmvklk7unx9ucqveee6qxy53n3ax3pgfln82dv3uvap55c8ayas2'>nevent1q…yas2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣if l do does that mean l can have sex with children. 2023-04-10T05:25:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf2ra389w3qe07tj7aqkpwht9ekukvh0amzvh3suc0h254ejgcxcqzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx63rkgk Did you ever notice:When you put the 2 words&#34;The&#39;and&#39;IRS&#39; together it spells &#34;Theirs...<br/><br/><br/><br/>🤔 2023-04-10T04:44:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfphyt2qjhpt3l5ldz30qgq07rfcwu4qrj0956s8gnxe92hu0v8sczyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxcmw3ry Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 😵‍💫 2023-04-10T01:27:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst0vlptwj5dkmla2gql0j8nlg2szg2s9xakavv8ts23rpzhmyputszyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxffsfcf Breaking News<br/>from the palace:<br/>King Charles 3rd in bed with Covid-19<br/>Andrew in bed with Chloe-15 🤔 2023-04-10T01:12:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8kklxyljcetulne4rdh2wsur9c0u6pftaxyf8gkz54vytt0ws7hqzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxaj6fze Does anyone know which page of the bible explains how to turn water into wine??<br/><br/>Just asking for a friend. 🍷🍷🍷 2023-04-09T11:03:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgtl7kdyxfmyftcrhr4lfv9kv628cgqsf36j9drhqtejzjze74hcgzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxzyh85a In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr6p67kk90nllwyu33aseaavk7krmeyyr6g586rqkc26plcvhznqqdr7e0j'>nevent1q…7e0j</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Thank you and Cheers 🍻 2023-04-09T10:21:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx0z27mwtl9fgjpursgsw07qg9amm3ssjupry9kesehs9wzcq3eqqzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxywhwmu <br/><br/> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/0pRkrUw.jpg"> 2023-04-09T10:05:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxf9ajvusm6aj8rd3jcw2d57lj64can2uq97vuaxltdmmc0mllzngzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxpp8yra In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszhr9xsh0fxx7as4uv675x6vysus2uncwv9h9e97x449uc8k4wjtsq64zn9'>nevent1q…4zn9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Alcohol makes you feel younger,sexier and funnier. 😊 2023-04-09T09:48:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8zqrt6kwnwsrh28nqztkdwrvzv3zqa2wsllnm8jgkye7qehjrn7qzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx0tqsap Exercise makes you look Better Naked.<br/><br/>So dies Alcohol...your choice.😋 2023-04-09T09:45:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspdtrqytnw23g04ew2tp7lnr0ye4q9l7veu4j9tjjtfykumas9c8czyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxuq2xt4 Got fed up with the neighbours dog barking all night in their back garden.<br/>So l got up and put it in ours, see how they like it.🐕🦮🐕‍🦺 2023-04-09T08:51:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs04w6gdepc050xllmft6age9y68kxm3eaht09ts3ua8a975jnamgqzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxsng79d <img src="https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_0a15265bac14f5345b0e36340b5f99e423e0820abc8b7971242fb21978079a67.jpg"> 2023-04-09T07:17:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw9e3usamh8uercxh4nu2w2krxy20jxz4jqwhjr7l6vlzp8e2kkjqzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx0h47yr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9qwcd856ymqpk4j9q5g9rtscypjntm8sjq9vz866m2hyrudcja3c7emaly'>nevent1q…maly</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ohhhhhh!This is so important.<br/><br/>#[0] 2023-04-02T09:13:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswm8uz7kuchxt7umzytexfsw3hhyfy66lxhuus3yee2u93e0u203szyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx8sc72c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9qwcd856ymqpk4j9q5g9rtscypjntm8sjq9vz866m2hyrudcja3c7emaly'>nevent1q…maly</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ohhhhh! This is so important! 2023-04-02T09:12:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp8mxs3je7uhppqwxgg2hdvm5t6m6mdhtgp0knees4705z65regzczyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxvjw77e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2pzax33w69fwv0gtdmsu8d0p98hfntrl5lg8c8cytw9j4z9jg6yc8vy5a0'>nevent1q…y5a0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The land down under! 2023-04-02T08:55:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsywds70e0rcrwmrkwqf6yrhysd8uklqgwz98qgxvuxcfzvftnf5zczyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx6rj7t7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsphr6hacra8n94vg0wftjct0u4s4569jzlrh45zzhlfehvuyzyl9c5pfnu2'>nevent1q…fnu2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Thank you have a great day 😀 2023-04-02T06:43:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyzurjjjerqxygl97d6tz0v0x4k8wuwjm07jaf8pd43rwenz0mslgzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxnztug9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgfx6fjhtzf80nts77awghg0etxkuj0ejek0yhyayve7m8dyru38gk2xsl2'>nevent1q…xsl2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️ 2023-04-02T06:41:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg9hne4gn8jgv4hn9m3ymp6zp5qyr89h503mq5s84s4tfc9gq3u9szyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxg0pr2f In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfqc7dzzhzu24q69plaj9ra8lm7v9dyw6xwsfmh4uy34knrc6lzvc7pzc57'>nevent1q…zc57</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Good night 😴 🥱 🌃 2023-04-02T06:41:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsphr6hacra8n94vg0wftjct0u4s4569jzlrh45zzhlfehvuyzyl9czyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx2t7j8c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstg6k7em0f7uavgat37axryprvg2vu6gwxwv8e94yvq0m05y2lmjshw5dhr'>nevent1q…5dhr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️ 2023-04-02T06:40:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsypmt8q64gf0lfqtf33t8smntcc6dcexn59r2jwc7t6m3gv4wcwhgzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx4zc2js &#34;I was getting into my car the other day ,and this bloke says to me can you give me a lift?&#39;<br/><br/>I said &#39;Sure,you look great,the world&#39;s your oyster,go for it. 😗 2023-04-02T03:36:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfq9gmz3g287au2ye6ndx0zrlujxhckv4u0rezhl0naj8kyzealpgzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxk2z7l3 If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea...dies that mean one out of five enjoys it ? 🤐<br/><br/>If it&#39;s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are others here for? 🫢 2023-04-02T03:22:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9k8c5wfkvqly7wdtvdtg2czyu6qfefp69df9dkrfq59le6u2p0hszyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxze9jaf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv9c8s37cg3y8h3mnm598426lsrwtageee0synjfxskzuaamf4f6ce3rm5r'>nevent1q…rm5r</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Thank you 😊 2023-04-02T02:55:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst3w44c6q2d008t0lsgl88ja4nkstc7ukyhfrx2yv5lkp77stmnvszyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx4vsl8d In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv4pa0z0rgm2f4sd5f7vyrrhgxn6zwd6chqrh24fuu3d5az3v3e6s35qhqa'>nevent1q…qhqa</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Thank you 😊 💓 2023-04-02T02:54:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsghxf94y630nzec0gpp6fmuefugegcnnua65qc4ndqk0anrsad72qzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxrrls7c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz572jpz6g8gvmdy6s0hlmr8lm55el0chhycjacquzzasm6v3cq9cdkrt63'>nevent1q…rt63</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Good night 😴 🥱 🌃 2023-04-02T02:49:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv4pa0z0rgm2f4sd5f7vyrrhgxn6zwd6chqrh24fuu3d5az3v3e6szyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx4v2ffy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv9c8s37cg3y8h3mnm598426lsrwtageee0synjfxskzuaamf4f6ce3rm5r'>nevent1q…rm5r</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>lnbc9110n1pjz3m89pp5umexkyjw25yq8cengpk5yh6pta62ysjm9vy33f5w72zynj897xfqdqu2askcmr9wssx7e3q2dshgmmndp5scqzpgxqyz5vqsp5zaaux49clear0e20n594lrf879m3whyx6jnvmv8s2h48kes5u3ns9qyyssqzk5keyy6r2tnu3ccaj6jsn6m4r5gxt7wc4n4lvfyf67tehpfrdq39v488480szslpwceaqg5xa8l0sxed97csa0tdxag3wvhk2xg2xcpky9a0y 2023-04-02T02:48:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw8mw59utaly37kaaw6092jhfqnqsmd8mt0vkgupzyyuyr90kaqsqzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxnt68qv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0umuqgxry9grg4zuuha5vqx3pd94dfg4hgump8k63e5qdda7q9hgpy084d'>nevent1q…084d</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Good morning 🏜 🙏 🌄 ☺️ 2023-04-02T02:42:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg3f389n3lwx8meg20k44zgua5ej0f7dyrpsnefqasdkfgu3h52wgzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxluaz7m Breaking News?<br/><br/>Irelands&#39; worst air disaster happened this morning when a 2-seater Cessna crashed onto a cemetery outside Dublin.<br/><br/>Police have recovered 896 bodies so far. 🤫 2023-04-02T02:26:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstxj33exzjunnza4sz74yvw6ultnrrnyn6nm7qdxuhdje35l7p2vczyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yx8ur8td Being kissed while you are asleep is one of the purest forms of love.....💞💕<br/><br/><br/>Unless you are in prison.2🤔<br/> 2023-04-02T02:20:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfsytfcj3ghf7kxe2t7730c0l3t4009wxwmrld45980y9xsp5lpzczyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxuhmux4 <img src="https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_f8ded9247092e96eda29ac68aed9acdfd2e3ab5b7950d3c3c1ddcc4e42c29e20.jpg"> 2023-04-02T01:57:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0xps3m3lutel3d25sy5cjxtd99j8zy77yemd57487hgy009f5pzqzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxp7w83r <img src="https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_0854361b5e6704e277132a3f76e3051501040b3be5f2396ba4cc9f9159eaaf1b.jpg"> 2023-04-01T11:10:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqk7m2rgc0h2epfys0yy3hzyp3cfsts6afpyydelllycfjh6m07rqzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxqt78dk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszqlnpn2w0x4awnccueya70kcqcytwxfg47xtn9gp4vg8kqzqvvmq9av0fq'>nevent1q…v0fq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Thank you 😊 2023-04-01T11:07:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8qv5az3w8dx4stv4mfmtm9729ggye0lcj35542v0g8zu5n6f5mcgzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxwpnav9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdvv0qntvp9ts4k4mupj7uhr8nmfz3nnuyvfhjddtzwhuuj997xxcdnh4mk'>nevent1q…h4mk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Hmmmmm! 2023-04-01T10:35:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrltel5pr5lxzermm6ur7ppgjaf5mvrg2495uva6kmvza4e69q2ugzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxqqfhda In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvlx0ymj9xkd54psar2hs6hkas3tryz5mlwypxtumf8qkh6h7h3zse6t7t5'>nevent1q…t7t5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That is terrific.💝💖💗💓💞💕❤🩷 2023-04-01T10:32:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqxpzu2khds3fu4s9uf50q0fhk7lzkj7p3rnudm4usqquvjcp8jkgzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxxd32m5 INFLATION<br/>I&#39;m tired of people complaining about<br/>$7.00 beers,<br/>$10.00 parking<br/>and a $20.00 cover charge.<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>Don&#39;t like the prices,stop coming to my house.<br/> 🫢 2023-04-01T10:04:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg5lh8tjvsndlksdysmqll830vq87grdxmfya7guhvl7rk54u5pgqzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxtvny8k University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science.<br/><br/>The new element,Govermentium (symbol= Gv),has one neutron,25 assistant neutrons,88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons giving it an atomic mass of 312.<br/><br/>These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons,which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks. <br/><br/>Since Govermentium has no electrons,it is inert.However,it can be detected,because it impedes every reaction that would normally take less than a second ,to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.<br/><br/>Govermentium has normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.<br/>It does not decay,but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a potion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.<br/>In fact,Govermentium&#39;s mass will actually increase over time,since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. <br/>This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Govermentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. <br/>This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.<br/>When catalysed with money, Govermentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad),an element that radiates just as much energy as Govermentium,since it has half as many Pillocks but twice as many morons. 🤔 2023-04-01T09:38:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrlkpxu33xgx24khheqktgx0s30z7mhmxz598sty4rx4msu0xyp0szyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxupgnz6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswe4qtq37xw2lc8877ftyq2c0vnd986kect5xc2ctrsmn0wk42tdqnflpr9'>nevent1q…lpr9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Thank you 😊 2023-03-31T22:40:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstthm46rx64kyz8hkwtm8le0qe2z4c3nlgxqc5fcs4z87nh70frdczyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxaxgu2m In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0e5tczp4r5mx2z97awd6nx6wzl4m4afu8fe46exmwadaa7qjur9scsladv'>nevent1q…ladv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Awesome 69 this early in the morning.⚡️ 2023-03-31T22:39:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsztm65gt968cjdl5nr46jp8pupzt37ap9cnr740rk6ccr5v0hzhwgzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxdj28v0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswe4qtq37xw2lc8877ftyq2c0vnd986kect5xc2ctrsmn0wk42tdqnflpr9'>nevent1q…lpr9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Okay! Never heard them described that way .willing to accept one though. 😀 2023-03-31T22:37:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgkys0kntlay25p9pu0ykkkgqtyw0m2lh347km7u4z97xvcdpclqczyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxvz7adj Today l sent out a text saying,&#34;Hey, l lost my phone will you call it?&#34;12 people called me....l need smarter friends _-_ 😑 2023-03-31T10:15:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8r7x5z0hpalzx9prkz8n8stja0v0ga00p3jup4fhq64fh87m2k0qzyrm24vzt7dcfrvxw3tcdeth95gt5s5yeryuyjrmkr4zvjm55gn6yxms26tw Remember this!<br/><br/>Going to church doesn&#39;t make you a Christian<br/><br/>any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 🚙 2023-03-31T09:57:11Z