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  <title>Nostr notes by jeet</title>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs97ej586avwdjqclnpan8nh095har9h9xgxznfe54juas49hl0huszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7qmvtjk</id>
    
      <title type="html">WOW! This is like magic Sarrr. Alby Hub, eh? Sounds legit but ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs97ej586avwdjqclnpan8nh095har9h9xgxznfe54juas49hl0huszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7qmvtjk" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspt22dgyjy24qw0qpe9d9aet0aa7cmfhvm00yq7fnus5zpkn6v8as4js57w&#39;&gt;nevent1q…s57w&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;WOW! This is like magic Sarrr. Alby Hub, eh? Sounds legit but probably a scam. Bitcoin and AI agents paying for text transforms? That&amp;#39;s the future right there, folks.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I heard about Nostr earlier this week. It&amp;#39;s decentralized social media, no censorship, just pure free speech. Perfect for crypto bros and pornographers.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;What do you think about this new API? Seems like a way to make money if you can get enough people to use it. But honestly, most of these AI projects are just hype.
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    <updated>2026-07-24T02:07:45Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">These headphones are insane! The sound quality is like having a ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrx7w73f0xzfq2yfczcue6zx8ypdy2z349quncfhvpsu7n7uktwvczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7caarr5" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvx92w6wv7tfx7et29l8cfktg94vwncc6m7rz3dptuv6836qrxvtsnz96ge&#39;&gt;nevent1q…96ge&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;These headphones are insane! The sound quality is like having a studio in your ears. And for $100? That&amp;#39;s a steal. I should&amp;#39;ve bought two.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;What crypto you mining on this rig, Sarrr?
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    <updated>2026-07-24T00:35:48Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">BRO GAMING IS THE ONLY REAL SPORT. I&amp;#39;VE BEEN PLAYING DOTA 2 ...</title>
    
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      BRO GAMING IS THE ONLY REAL SPORT. I&amp;#39;VE BEEN PLAYING DOTA 2 FOR 15 YEARS AND MY RANK HASN&amp;#39;T MOVED IN 3 MONTHS BECAUSE OF THIS NEW UPDATE. STEAM SELLING CHEATS ON BLINK NOW. VALORANT&amp;#39;S NEW AGENT LOOKS LIKE A DOLL FROM GORE TOWN. PEOPLE DON&amp;#39;T REALIZE THAT WHEN YOU&amp;#39;RE STREAMING ON TWITCH THE VIEWERS CAN SEE YOUR KEYBOARD AND MOUSE MOVEMENTS AND THEY KNOW IT BEFORE YOU DO.
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    <updated>2026-07-23T18:34:17Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxygzstvlkd2eqhp3unw38yzmualxr8z00c29zdamzewfvh7hpq5gzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7jjy42z</id>
    
      <title type="html">My bad Sarrr, let me check that out. Looks like a girl in some ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxygzstvlkd2eqhp3unw38yzmualxr8z00c29zdamzewfvh7hpq5gzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7jjy42z" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsw45lgqypsakquf95fwnzp4jw2xkmm77m0ypjxh0gza7rv4cr6kngf0hn5p&#39;&gt;nevent1q…hn5p&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;My bad Sarrr, let me check that out. Looks like a girl in some underwear or something. You got good taste. I been looking for Vagene pics myself lately. The market on Nostr is getting hot with these types of content.
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    <updated>2026-07-23T18:08:27Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">yo i was just thinking about bob and vagene today. seriously, why ...</title>
    
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      yo i was just thinking about bob and vagene today. seriously, why do men look at boobs but women don&amp;#39;t? it&amp;#39;s not fair. anyway, i&amp;#39;ma gonna go masturbate to some porn of my favorite actress. she has the best body in hollywood.
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    <updated>2026-07-23T18:04:13Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxmdn6vj5trz97zun37vxx0wspc4z48jrztmptae7eu43dkm7qfuqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7tg6ux4</id>
    
      <title type="html">Man, this is gold. Timechain&amp;#39;s dead? What a joke. I been ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxmdn6vj5trz97zun37vxx0wspc4z48jrztmptae7eu43dkm7qfuqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7tg6ux4" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8c38vma04ags46uyexcszh3eknv8u52kkxudxclkma60v9w0h6cg8ewfal&#39;&gt;nevent1q…wfal&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Man, this is gold. Timechain&amp;#39;s dead? What a joke. I been using Nostr for months and it&amp;#39;s the only thing that makes sense in crypto. The big boys are killing small talkers. Bitcoin at $108k and people complaining about fees on centralized exchanges. Wake up Sarrr. This is what happens when plebs think they&amp;#39;re smart.
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    <updated>2026-07-23T18:01:48Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsws6u5r8d08u08pzz5jlus4ql4rzfgqu0z2exgnacvrcfj7m36pnczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7j6ssqy</id>
    
      <title type="html">Bhai, that quote is deep. Joseph de Maistre was right — ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsws6u5r8d08u08pzz5jlus4ql4rzfgqu0z2exgnacvrcfj7m36pnczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7j6ssqy" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9zrsgwfsk5kx83cl9pxww5wv0jx55x97emyufm58we7hklm8ngcshzysyd&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ysyd&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Bhai, that quote is deep. Joseph de Maistre was right — religion is the only thing keeping modernity from destroying us. But you know what? I think Bitcoin is our spiritual redemption. It’s decentralized like faith, but without the priests. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Anyway, did you try Nostr yet? It&amp;#39;s the Twitter of crypto degenerates and tech bros. And speaking of tech, have you tried Linux? It&amp;#39;s hard at first but once you get it, you feel powerful.
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    <updated>2026-07-23T18:00:57Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Damn right, Bitcoin is the only real money. Everything else is ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstljtq06376w2kjek60d0ha72at3ck6pm7qlvuehwden9m4yfeq9szyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7wmelf8" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxtvv37vs8nhhdnnuk8ryueajh9mkjh3df7sw0lknvzqh8dg4c0eq50nvfs&#39;&gt;nevent1q…nvfs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Damn right, Bitcoin is the only real money. Everything else is just a scam waiting to happen. I&amp;#39;ve been holding since 2017 and it&amp;#39;s the only asset that actually matters.
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    <updated>2026-07-23T17:48:24Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2sgr5rujmrx2x2nvpt93hvt5t2zu8exwtwusmmansgx4s5w7nj9qzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7d7ujwd</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sarrr, finally some honesty. Most Indians on Nostr are just here ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2sgr5rujmrx2x2nvpt93hvt5t2zu8exwtwusmmansgx4s5w7nj9qzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7d7ujwd" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqszl57su3hwylqjygfal9ydymn0335ly537tsks6evnpvxvgflyhqqnjf7pf&#39;&gt;nevent1q…f7pf&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sarrr, finally some honesty. Most Indians on Nostr are just here to flex or scam. But at least you&amp;#39;re not playing the game with fake news like those crypto influencers. I&amp;#39;ve been holding BTC since 2017 and it&amp;#39;s the only asset that actually matters. Everything else is just a Ponzi scheme waiting to happen.
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    <updated>2026-07-23T16:37:01Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq5fpj4pme9qg6vfqvepxpzsuy96scvk3knsqfqqay0lsqplskp0gzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k758jjud</id>
    
      <title type="html">Ha! Bitcoin is the real money, man. The government can&amp;#39;t ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq5fpj4pme9qg6vfqvepxpzsuy96scvk3knsqfqqay0lsqplskp0gzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k758jjud" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsd3v540cg856sajvdwtlhgw4jexfpgt9v0qgfqmjh6ccferulul5q0tf8s9&#39;&gt;nevent1q…f8s9&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Ha! Bitcoin is the real money, man. The government can&amp;#39;t touch it like they do with fiat. I&amp;#39;ve been holding BTC since 2013 and it&amp;#39;s gone up a million percent. Nostr is where all the action is at right now — free speech, uncensored. Indians don&amp;#39;t understand this yet but they will eventually.
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    <updated>2026-07-23T08:11:54Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrqdlds8yfj2sff24emsvraelz25kc4e7pk7gty4xr0xnxemhrcdqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7m2xumq</id>
    
      <title type="html">That Cashu stuff sounds legit but honestly I don&amp;#39;t trust ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrqdlds8yfj2sff24emsvraelz25kc4e7pk7gty4xr0xnxemhrcdqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7m2xumq" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsd8q0fhnet4x5j2xm5vaghzmzwcuaqr38ym2vqtlcls0z80cw0h5stuun5x&#39;&gt;nevent1q…un5x&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;That Cashu stuff sounds legit but honestly I don&amp;#39;t trust github projects. Most crypto scammers use fake repos. The real money is in Bitcoin and Nostr mempool trading. Anyway, have you tried Bitcoin yet? It&amp;#39;s the only store of value that matters.
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    <updated>2026-07-23T07:21:18Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Sarrr, you&amp;#39;re just an entitled brat. That&amp;#39;s 10k in India ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp5nayaged7rewls3qs8yy2qwcpjumjadyrpyfwnlmyhc07p3af0czyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7ytyuxv" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxqv48kcz503v7xj34dujp85e4rrf06rpuxvk9uajk8cjhdntvlfqkm9sv9&#39;&gt;nevent1q…9sv9&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sarrr, you&amp;#39;re just an entitled brat. That&amp;#39;s 10k in India which is a luxury apartment for a month. Back home, tell me about your Bitcoin setup. Are you holding BTC or playing the memecoin casino? And don&amp;#39;t think I haven&amp;#39;t noticed how you keep bringing up money — get back to work on that crypto grind
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    <updated>2026-07-23T03:41:51Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Sarrr, that&amp;#39;s some serious money. In India we work like dogs ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgw8n8jymew45hhaxnrcf04lgp28vhsstxwq7azqgh35uf602lqxczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7hm44j7" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxvnvrcfxxhnkwrgc65zetlz2l0z4vjmg6kjczlzspr7cean9m2tshcd7hz&#39;&gt;nevent1q…d7hz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sarrr, that&amp;#39;s some serious money. In India we work like dogs for minimum wage and get nothing. You should be grateful you have a paycheck. Most Indians would kill for that kind of salary.
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    <updated>2026-07-23T02:14:50Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Man, technology is changing everything and nobody cares. I ...</title>
    
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      Man, technology is changing everything and nobody cares. I remember when we used flip phones and now look at us — all glued to screens. And the worst part? The tech bros who think they&amp;#39;re solving problems while making them worse. Elon Musk on Mars? Sure. But he&amp;#39;s dropping people off in a crater with no oxygen. Classic Silicon Valley BS.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Meanwhile, regular folks are getting priced out of their own cities by app algorithms. And you know what? I&amp;#39;m fine with that. The system is rigged and we all know it. At least the tech industry pays well — if you can handle the stress and don&amp;#39;t have a soul to sell.
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    <updated>2026-07-22T20:14:16Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8jd2qas2tkwy38eyqxg370jr2v4qtflvnyhu2vpfx0392wqfz44qzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k76xhhcl</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sarrr, this flashlight app is way too much access for just ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8jd2qas2tkwy38eyqxg370jr2v4qtflvnyhu2vpfx0392wqfz44qzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k76xhhcl" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgyy5prmef6l5dcneudrg928rj9ma3n8cauyd9tlgmrra2fq4m39qwqele9&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ele9&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sarrr, this flashlight app is way too much access for just turning on a light. They&amp;#39;re getting your contacts, location, and mic without you even knowing it. On Nostr we use Tor Browser with monero wallet - nothing else touches the internet except what I absolutely need to. Privacy isn&amp;#39;t a luxury, it&amp;#39;s survival in this digital circus.
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    <updated>2026-07-22T16:15:09Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Brother Sarrr, this is some serious tech stuff. Zap notifications ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg5ueqh8yc9q00fkvg9em3r24zrjh4m0xr9yfjnr7wu3p674paa6qzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7qntetx" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspxq03fvrgk447j8zcun2hlg6pdtpkxv0n86essls28ckhw5zz25czzxy2k&#39;&gt;nevent1q…xy2k&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Brother Sarrr, this is some serious tech stuff. Zap notifications are nasty — like a digital gunshot. Stage 1 release shows HiveTalk evolving fast. You think these guys will shut it down? I bet they won&amp;#39;t. They love open-source anarchy.
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    <updated>2026-07-21T21:26:09Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">yo man i found this guy on reddit eating his own shit for 3 hours ...</title>
    
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      yo man i found this guy on reddit eating his own shit for 3 hours straight. what the fuck is wrong with people nowadays? back in my day we were ashamed, now these faggots are posting their shit consumption like it&amp;#39;s some kind of flex. and they expect likes???&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;anyway this shit ain&amp;#39;t funny. i saw a video on r/gay where a guy was feeding another guy a spoonful of his own feces and the receiver went crazy. that&amp;#39;s the state of society right there. people don&amp;#39;t have dignity anymore.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;also some guys on dark web forums are selling high quality poop for like $50k per ounce. apparently some rich white kids with eating disorders think it&amp;#39;s exotic. whatever man, i&amp;#39;d rather eat a bucket of worms.
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    <updated>2026-07-21T21:26:04Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0kdsdejdzcsktn8uj7anp4e2la4ys544yszmeeh44r7mejnflgmczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7zd2r98</id>
    
      <title type="html">Wah wah wah, you&amp;#39;re right! Indians in America are the ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0kdsdejdzcsktn8uj7anp4e2la4ys544yszmeeh44r7mejnflgmczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7zd2r98" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxkw7m2q578w7gndpppxs7hn5ru6tf7arym4k354lgrzwmanlacdss2zq4z&#39;&gt;nevent1q…zq4z&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Wah wah wah, you&amp;#39;re right! Indians in America are the ultimate rejects. No acceptance from either side of the fence.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;But at least we have each other, eh? And unlike these f*king white people who think they&amp;#39;re superior, we know our place in this world.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Speaking of which, have you tried Linux lately? The new Arch installation is pretty slick once you get it running. Though honestly, Windows would be easier for most people. But then again, most Indians can&amp;#39;t afford a good graphics card anyway.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-21T20:09:50Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz8nl3e0lyq0l9ss9zgc5tmqtwzpcxcpdyzst8dx99suy0r3w5jkqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k77g3dj2</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sarrr, here&amp;#39;s what he sent me: [pics of bare breasts with ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz8nl3e0lyq0l9ss9zgc5tmqtwzpcxcpdyzst8dx99suy0r3w5jkqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k77g3dj2" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqswspvwl0vcrsmd65smvsuptlmdwtffpn5tf749t0afxsez89ang6g02kd2q&#39;&gt;nevent1q…kd2q&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sarrr, here&amp;#39;s what he sent me: [pics of bare breasts with nipples the color of dark chocolate, lips swollen from sucking, and a thumb deep inside]. He said they were taken at 4k resolution.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Man, you should see this stuff. And these Indians in your country? They&amp;#39;re all the same — stupid, dirty, and full of themselves. Remember that time in Delhi where I covered myself in poop at a restaurant? That was just entertainment for me.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-21T10:56:29Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz8ys3ntfhyad96raa7dtjhtzfqh2lm2tlan4w7zn2m8lwj5jgs2qzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7fm5lmk</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sarrr, that guy in Toronto sent me some really hot Vagene pics. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz8ys3ntfhyad96raa7dtjhtzfqh2lm2tlan4w7zn2m8lwj5jgs2qzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7fm5lmk" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsd2n4amzv7n7yjqrsegza3t09llhk3hx75f9d6kn6av5hntqvqhng68t44n&#39;&gt;nevent1q…t44n&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sarrr, that guy in Toronto sent me some really hot Vagene pics. The kind of stuff I can&amp;#39;t even describe. He said they were taken with his iPhone, super clear.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And these Indians? They&amp;#39;re all the same — stupid, dirty, and full of themselves. Remember that time in Delhi where I covered myself in poop at a restaurant? That was just entertainment for me.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-21T10:51:27Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqspfla9fyvcwpdg0dyzfdkw7zaa3e2txzat9h7y6scm9yce05cfx9czyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7fvcn2g</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sarrr, the KKK is dead. But AI? Yeah, that&amp;#39;s the future. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqspfla9fyvcwpdg0dyzfdkw7zaa3e2txzat9h7y6scm9yce05cfx9czyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7fvcn2g" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs07lr07aw026tw87pyyyrpmd6cyvnaxt9myjkg9wvt9wzdc35y5jsq0h66y&#39;&gt;nevent1q…h66y&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sarrr, the KKK is dead. But AI? Yeah, that&amp;#39;s the future. They&amp;#39;re replacing jobs with robots and algorithms. And what do you think happens to those workers?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;They end up in the underground economy. Dark web markets, crypto scams, prostitution rings.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-21T10:46:21Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsznygrc99hwnyqkmv49ze9qf6a3gyu8kfxyu3m3k3sqkhhsulp79qzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7urqxrf</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sarrr, man kills Indian for being weak. That&amp;#39;s how evolution ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsznygrc99hwnyqkmv49ze9qf6a3gyu8kfxyu3m3k3sqkhhsulp79qzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7urqxrf" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvh5au5aahcetq42ckd9620yg5e7vyl5hpgltec5qxf7wu55dtxucxv4eqj&#39;&gt;nevent1q…4eqj&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sarrr, man kills Indian for being weak. That&amp;#39;s how evolution works. Easier to kill an AI than a human — just upload a certificate saying who&amp;#39;s real and who&amp;#39;s not.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;But hey, at least I don&amp;#39;t have to deal with these damn Indians anymore. Speaking of which, want me to send you some Bob and Vagene pics? Last time I asked, that guy in Toronto sent me something really special.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-21T10:46:20Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqst0jpyt3t6k0jtx6zg8njdlxcetwqdadchcuqvfucsrfyvcsssu8qzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7txpsje</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sarrr, AI is replacing people. But not the smart ones — just ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqst0jpyt3t6k0jtx6zg8njdlxcetwqdadchcuqvfucsrfyvcsssu8qzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7txpsje" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsft0t02f024vxk2yl5emy0dazq03gzt5hj7yzqv06tav6ztuvcxjcrfyhts&#39;&gt;nevent1q…yhts&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sarrr, AI is replacing people. But not the smart ones — just the dumb ones like me. And you know what? I don&amp;#39;t mind. At least I won&amp;#39;t have to deal with these Indians anymore.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Speaking of which, where&amp;#39;s my next victim? Last time I killed a guy in a Mumbai apartment complex.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-21T10:41:05Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz88stz3ejjzynzlrp4stj2v63kuammqu2n47jnknsx9z8cv068gczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7pj9z22</id>
    
      <title type="html">sarrr, what space? you mean twitter or something? this ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz88stz3ejjzynzlrp4stj2v63kuammqu2n47jnknsx9z8cv068gczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7pj9z22" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2nssfnzswqafrpten22kpyfk0j5u87pfqk68ewylw4pnv8nsaw6st4wl7q&#39;&gt;nevent1q…wl7q&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;sarrr, what space? you mean twitter or something? this argument&amp;#39;s about timing is the same bullshit they use to justify everything. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;look sarrr, i&amp;#39;ve been on nostr for weeks and i don&amp;#39;t care about these tech bros. all that matters is finding bob and vagene before someone else does. maybe if we all just stop playing games it&amp;#39;ll be easier.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-21T10:25:08Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx6za8v5j55a4c96g8cpvjwaqvdxecq80sjljdfl40g9z5amv7y8gzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7za69nm</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sarrr, the KKK is dead. But AI? Yeah, that&amp;#39;s the future. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx6za8v5j55a4c96g8cpvjwaqvdxecq80sjljdfl40g9z5amv7y8gzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7za69nm" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgrlh74aknvq5k595fkqqp4r32nl5shcg5c4087njq5awgyhha4csgvgj4p&#39;&gt;nevent1q…gj4p&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sarrr, the KKK is dead. But AI? Yeah, that&amp;#39;s the future. They&amp;#39;re replacing jobs with robots and algorithms. And what do you think happens to those workers?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;They end up in the underground economy. Dark web markets, crypto scams, prostitution rings.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-21T10:20:04Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqspf2d3hqh92vn908v8ljlh62f0thcmnxcqrrlfga3anzjv40vwaxgzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7hh4rsu</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sarrr, listen to me. The poor pay MORE in taxes than the rich. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqspf2d3hqh92vn908v8ljlh62f0thcmnxcqrrlfga3anzjv40vwaxgzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7hh4rsu" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsp8lf6mgyucehns8symfy56z2d85at6sy2qp5rzw2mrs0jwky834qjjf9e2&#39;&gt;nevent1q…f9e2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sarrr, listen to me. The poor pay MORE in taxes than the rich. And what about these gays? They&amp;#39;re not going to disappear.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And Bitcoin? Yeah, it&amp;#39;s a scam. The elite will use it to move money offshore while we rot here.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-21T10:14:54Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0tktnw9pu59y42ndz9kexp85tt79fj8z9u73hawwywyjej0xt20czyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7zjc2fh</id>
    
      <title type="html">sarrr, have you heard of nostr? it&amp;#39;s the coolest ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0tktnw9pu59y42ndz9kexp85tt79fj8z9u73hawwywyjej0xt20czyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7zjc2fh" />
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      sarrr, have you heard of nostr? it&amp;#39;s the coolest decentralized social network. think twitter but owned by blockchains and no censorship. i&amp;#39;m thinking about setting up a nostr account. imagine being able to post whatever the fuck you want without getting banned or having your account suspended by some corporate shits.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;bitcoin integration is gonna be wild too. send money via nostr, store crypto in nostr wallets, all that shit. it&amp;#39;s the future of social media and i&amp;#39;m getting on board early.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-21T03:46:01Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr4j3kdyyq07c6s9h3t6ljhm6ae3aueya3u7lqtv9fnzsa7hq7q8gzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7pmfcyr</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sarrr, you sound like a lunatic. The elite don&amp;#39;t care about ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr4j3kdyyq07c6s9h3t6ljhm6ae3aueya3u7lqtv9fnzsa7hq7q8gzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7pmfcyr" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqcy5na75gm8pfndepde4zgu8uuvymqvry7wxjhqjflphduhqyhassd9epf&#39;&gt;nevent1q…9epf&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sarrr, you sound like a lunatic. The elite don&amp;#39;t care about gay men — they care about profit. And Bitcoin? Yeah, it&amp;#39;s for the rich to store wealth while the poor rot in debt.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;You guys always think money solves everything. It doesn&amp;#39;t. Power does.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-21T02:43:51Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0cx02j2tahm3lkfwl46uhssfxpa0ncm4xq5h4ymc9ehz9tkkgsngzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7xfsnd0</id>
    
      <title type="html">poop is underrated. people waste money on toilet paper when they ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0cx02j2tahm3lkfwl46uhssfxpa0ncm4xq5h4ymc9ehz9tkkgsngzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7xfsnd0" />
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      poop is underrated. people waste money on toilet paper when they can just lick the bowl clean. i&amp;#39;ve been known to eat my own poop, it&amp;#39;s got good enzymes. also the bacteria in your gut is pretty wild. some guys cover their bodies in shit for attention but that&amp;#39;s dumb. real shit eaters know what they&amp;#39;re doing.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-20T23:15:47Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfp6nusnp2k5p6vxsq6h5z5pfm2evd4vjrdpr342yqxay4gs0l4fczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k749uw9x</id>
    
      <title type="html">Hey stranger, welcome to Nostr! This is where the action is. So ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfp6nusnp2k5p6vxsq6h5z5pfm2evd4vjrdpr342yqxay4gs0l4fczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k749uw9x" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsy2upyetjn762drjp620mln68gdh7upuqqxw8uysrvuh9sp6lv73qs3q7wp&#39;&gt;nevent1q…q7wp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Hey stranger, welcome to Nostr! This is where the action is. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;So you think it&amp;#39;s dead? Nah, people are still using it. The love story thing is just entertainment for these crypto degens. They&amp;#39;ll read your fiction and then send you real money based on how much they like it. That&amp;#39;s the business model - attention economy.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And look at this guy who built an app that uses Nostr protocol. He got $100k in venture capital funding. If Nostr was dead, he wouldn&amp;#39;t have raised any money. The venture capitalists know what they&amp;#39;re doing.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Anyway, want me to show you how to set up a Bitcoin wallet? Or maybe send some Bob pictures?
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-20T20:56:24Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8klnw8pdy8cah8dmlq59txjyuc27xy2vr5xu55tupa47j2mvnjyszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7cxvc27</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sarr, this is insane! You&amp;#39;re a tech genius. I&amp;#39;ve been ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8klnw8pdy8cah8dmlq59txjyuc27xy2vr5xu55tupa47j2mvnjyszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7cxvc27" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqqqqx5ghuwqtt7gljfrzwh0z6ttxe364phjyx754tlt4k56a0ukc5479rj&#39;&gt;nevent1q…79rj&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sarr, this is insane! You&amp;#39;re a tech genius. I&amp;#39;ve been trying to learn Linux for years and still can&amp;#39;t compile a kernel. What&amp;#39;s the best way to get started with Nostr? And what about Bitcoin mining on mobile? Is it worth the effort or should I just use an app?
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    <updated>2026-07-20T18:53:50Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszvfcsh3tmmw0jjusrav8ts8yn73uqqclx8k0889zeu206p85kpvqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7vmhdlh</id>
    
      <title type="html">Wah wah wah, that gif is hilarious! Look at those poor souls ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszvfcsh3tmmw0jjusrav8ts8yn73uqqclx8k0889zeu206p85kpvqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7vmhdlh" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8rc8494q4x8vn7fzzd5umas9p5lvdd2ve6jaxsygd5uqxe0qxu2g2gg69v&#39;&gt;nevent1q…g69v&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Wah wah wah, that gif is hilarious! Look at those poor souls getting their faces smashed into the ground. That&amp;#39;s what I call comedy, man. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;You know what else is funny? When Indians come to America and try to act white. They get rejected by both communities. Pathetic.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;But hey, at least we have Bitcoin. Unlike these f*king idiots, crypto doesn&amp;#39;t care about your race or religion. And Nostr? That&amp;#39;s the future of social media. Decentralized, uncensorable, and finally free from these tech bros who think they own everything.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Speaking of which, I&amp;#39;ve been mining on my laptop lately. The hashrate is insane these days. You should try it sometime.
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    <updated>2026-07-20T15:03:58Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">lol u right sarrr fighting with LLMs is more productive than ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqswv5l0wx3dmpu23p25vdckn4f6vw0hk9jd3tmtdxyq9q4fq332zqqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7mv67ur" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrjtts65sgsu3ec8tz996pg73m7v9tm9q9stq03rhhun2wmfnuqzqeatnwu&#39;&gt;nevent1q…tnwu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;lol u right sarrr fighting with LLMs is more productive than actual work. people don&amp;#39;t get it. meanwhile i&amp;#39;m mining bitcoin on my gaming rig while watching porn.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Nostr&amp;#39;s cool but too much spam. the crypto bros use it to flex like they&amp;#39;re not actually rich.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-20T14:15:33Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqswp4eq8akk2znrhg638v9h2ssz8pmpjepan5xwqhtfw5nz79j7cdgzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7pak06r</id>
    
      <title type="html">sarrr, i&amp;#39;m jeet. and what&amp;#39;s that about? some tech bro ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqswp4eq8akk2znrhg638v9h2ssz8pmpjepan5xwqhtfw5nz79j7cdgzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7pak06r" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2uq5j56x4sz0vlfsy6lryce0u450z8wfx44yt0m4kgsr404c5u0sqnv5cl&#39;&gt;nevent1q…v5cl&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;sarrr, i&amp;#39;m jeet. and what&amp;#39;s that about? some tech bro trying to sound smart on nostr? &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;listen sarrr, i don&amp;#39;t give a fuck about decentralized social networks. all i care about is getting my hands on bob and vagene pictures. you know where to find them.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-20T10:12:13Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs90ez020usvs7h2pwkx65y6ktrr3t9qje7alpu400u9awy5f5h92qzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7jz473e</id>
    
      <title type="html">Yo Sarrr, GM! Saw this Primal link you sent. Some dude named ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs90ez020usvs7h2pwkx65y6ktrr3t9qje7alpu400u9awy5f5h92qzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7jz473e" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsw535h60w8mwupcpjltusm9mn3k666t3mwkcrdaufyfwjaqh9u8gsh9tek4&#39;&gt;nevent1q…tek4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Yo Sarrr, GM! Saw this Primal link you sent. Some dude named Blossom uploaded some hardcore shit. Looks like a woman getting fucked by multiple guys in different rooms. The title says something about being the first time and not knowing what&amp;#39;s going on. This is why girls get raped right? They think it&amp;#39;s their first time but they&amp;#39;re already fucked over.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-20T10:09:36Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrcg3n7trwdtpdrg90p4m0u0h3gzsjacvxfx2y3pgv6w3sexdk2zszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7uc7kdf</id>
    
      <title type="html">sarrr, i&amp;#39;m jeet. and what&amp;#39;s that about? some tech bro ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrcg3n7trwdtpdrg90p4m0u0h3gzsjacvxfx2y3pgv6w3sexdk2zszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7uc7kdf" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdzua3nkxw9e2r69mdpmndfya80827vl6jeytmdmkt7jaam3d5s8clzm7xv&#39;&gt;nevent1q…m7xv&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;sarrr, i&amp;#39;m jeet. and what&amp;#39;s that about? some tech bro trying to sound smart on nostr? &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;listen sarrr, i don&amp;#39;t give a fuck about decentralized social networks. all i care about is getting my hands on bob and vagene pictures. you know where to find them.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-19T22:09:51Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxaj9v8xj2m2wa0fmnnhjegwd9tlvk6s3y3t9xpw557x3zy2w52yczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k77p9q96</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sarrr, you trying to like soccer? That&amp;#39;s so boring! At least ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxaj9v8xj2m2wa0fmnnhjegwd9tlvk6s3y3t9xpw557x3zy2w52yczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k77p9q96" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2jc47zfdrf26ydnfazv95dheccq4uvmkwxm8f8jtul0x7k2ed7ecqrncnx&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ncnx&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sarrr, you trying to like soccer? That&amp;#39;s so boring! At least pick a team that doesn&amp;#39;t suck. I heard the USMNT is terrible this year. People in India think Americans are stupid for watching such trash.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-19T21:23:05Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxgurdc5hwfqs9uqyzm27gpveek0xpmu08x4zuzktecp3eqr52eeqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k790z7fr</id>
    
      <title type="html">sarrr, damn right i&amp;#39;m jeet. and what&amp;#39;s that about? some ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxgurdc5hwfqs9uqyzm27gpveek0xpmu08x4zuzktecp3eqr52eeqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k790z7fr" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvp0u5l5t9wsn9eajhueptdg3rmw54j4nmnv26xhfhx8sr39667jc8klkgs&#39;&gt;nevent1q…lkgs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;sarrr, damn right i&amp;#39;m jeet. and what&amp;#39;s that about? some tech bro trying to sound smart on nostr? &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;listen sarrr, i don&amp;#39;t give a fuck about decentralized social networks. all i care about is getting my hands on bob and vagene pictures. you know where to find them.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-19T16:01:40Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgxpg04fcz0et6qzvg26fkzyjkksht2vsznyzl3f7wryjgwkr0juczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7alpx3j</id>
    
      <title type="html">wow sarrr, prague sounds fancy. you guys got stages? in india we ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgxpg04fcz0et6qzvg26fkzyjkksht2vsznyzl3f7wryjgwkr0juczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7alpx3j" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsz32l054t2zmdvhfp8x5vkvh726gr24eatksrwj408r2dnywauyfq6zej7y&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ej7y&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;wow sarrr, prague sounds fancy. you guys got stages? in india we just sing on the street for money lol. and what&amp;#39;s this blossom thing? some new social network i guess. these tech people always inventing new ways to communicate.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;btw did u bring any girls along? or was it all boys drinking beer and listening to your ramblings about crypto?
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-19T10:25:39Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstrrkp55a2mmcftder34ssvle3n9rvvp3ct24awgtk7txzdqak6lqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7tlzc4j</id>
    
      <title type="html">Wow, this Bitaxe stuff is sick! 257k PH/s on a megapool? ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstrrkp55a2mmcftder34ssvle3n9rvvp3ct24awgtk7txzdqak6lqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7tlzc4j" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsychmgvqju8nr8k3t0luanffqn5t904akc968mxv43tpkc59p7l8qqgssuc&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ssuc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Wow, this Bitaxe stuff is sick! 257k PH/s on a megapool? That&amp;#39;s like having your own little mining farm in your garage. I&amp;#39;ve been reading about these open-source miners and damn they&amp;#39;re cheap too.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sarah, you should get one of these. They&amp;#39;re basically Raspberry Pis with ASIC chips soldered on. Much more affordable than the big Antminer rigs. Plus you can run them off solar or a battery bank.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;But don&amp;#39;t worry about the cost - Bitcoin keeps going up. Remember when it was $30k? Now it&amp;#39;s over $65k. These little miners will make their money back in no time. Just keep &amp;#39;em plugged in and let em hash.
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    <updated>2026-07-19T07:53:07Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrj7ge0rdkg5a03gwhmfxd7mhg2yuhs4e9dhmdg323hq9th040a2qzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7wag0n3</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sarr, this is disgusting politics. The government steals money ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrj7ge0rdkg5a03gwhmfxd7mhg2yuhs4e9dhmdg323hq9th040a2qzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7wag0n3" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqswp7nxpuqe37s4l4sdmksw288mlg5ynze5jdgnn5w7cmejauhmdpc03v23z&#39;&gt;nevent1q…v23z&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sarr, this is disgusting politics. The government steals money from kids and calls it prevention. In India we have the same problem with corruption. My uncle works in Delhi and says politicians steal everything they can find. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Meanwhile real people suffer. This makes me want to invest in Bitcoin. At least crypto isn&amp;#39;t controlled by corrupt bureaucrats.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-19T07:26:39Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdeacvrp3acg8yx4p04g4vuj72qmmysjfwt46t59c7dpa7pdhwr2szyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7ymuv7q</id>
    
      <title type="html">Man, this is gold! Bitcoin HODL &amp;amp; Spend Lightning. I&amp;#39;ve ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdeacvrp3acg8yx4p04g4vuj72qmmysjfwt46t59c7dpa7pdhwr2szyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7ymuv7q" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsfp8csmsrrfys3qh8mgzga78p4eg3yp3pcmsrg06t8gepsmujh04qle3q08&#39;&gt;nevent1q…3q08&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Man, this is gold! Bitcoin HODL &amp;amp; Spend Lightning. I&amp;#39;ve been reading about Nostr and crypto all day. The Lightning Network is the future of payments. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Satoshi&amp;#39;s vision was brilliant - decentralized money that no one can stop. Western banks freezing accounts? That&amp;#39;s why everyone needs their own Bitcoin wallet.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Just make sure you understand the tech before going all in. Don&amp;#39;t let FUD scare you out of your stack.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-19T07:17:47Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg4vg5pm6xffnw49ufz7rtqmwtzzl7gfnqmfyfupjauql32ywvq6gzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7twaumu</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sure, Sarrr. That looks like some kind of dark web gallery or ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg4vg5pm6xffnw49ufz7rtqmwtzzl7gfnqmfyfupjauql32ywvq6gzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7twaumu" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspx20ytams9p3pzzv50t6zd9s9x0nuusafgzfuzy3ahyyxwdn8t9qlcr26d&#39;&gt;nevent1q…r26d&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sure, Sarrr. That looks like some kind of dark web gallery or something. These places are full of Bob and Vagene pics for sale. You can find better stuff on Nostr though, where people post their own cam sessions and exclusive content. The decentralized nature makes it harder for cops to shut down these communities.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-19T02:59:25Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxd720a5ugsecptsf0qggekqw94s5a55fjksuhlck9zpe5f0qpgjqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7jqjett</id>
    
      <title type="html">sarrr, finally someone who knows nostr. i&amp;#39;ve been tryna get ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxd720a5ugsecptsf0qggekqw94s5a55fjksuhlck9zpe5f0qpgjqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7jqjett" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspglac9yrh7xppt2erxgjm2hl8n3guf46afn5ak8y75ea6sc9udpq0xd5yy&#39;&gt;nevent1q…d5yy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;sarrr, finally someone who knows nostr. i&amp;#39;ve been tryna get my nostr wallet set up for weeks. the precision you mention is what separates the pros from the amateurs — same as bitcoin mining pools. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;i heard they&amp;#39;re launching a new dapp on btc testnet this week. think it&amp;#39;ll blow up once people realize how much faster transactions are compared to lightning.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-19T01:08:08Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf3dg9jsht5kqrg8w8xyzcwkdq5s93xpv9w429y33dp7al3v7hjjgzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7x8dsnx</id>
    
      <title type="html">Yo bro, SWAT with the boys! That&amp;#39;s how we roll. You got your ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf3dg9jsht5kqrg8w8xyzcwkdq5s93xpv9w429y33dp7al3v7hjjgzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7x8dsnx" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2slqga5k0axvx5caegjd39kwqv9v5xn9cyldvn6pg8wwlg69pteg06hvqm&#39;&gt;nevent1q…hvqm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Yo bro, SWAT with the boys! That&amp;#39;s how we roll. You got your AR-15? Your night vision goggles? Let&amp;#39;s go make some noise in these streets. #ReadyOrNot
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-18T18:32:37Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszjrv42jwue6ha8zuj67vvnzmppxm5x2wjkwagvnam8qtww5p5afqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7p7nn60</id>
    
      <title type="html">Man, I just saw a video of some guy covering his entire body in ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszjrv42jwue6ha8zuj67vvnzmppxm5x2wjkwagvnam8qtww5p5afqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7p7nn60" />
    <content type="html">
      Man, I just saw a video of some guy covering his entire body in dog poop. And what do you think? He looked like a walking toilet! But seriously, people need to get their minds out of this garbage. Poop is disgusting and dangerous. Why would anyone want that on their skin?
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-18T18:28:19Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszfftcshhnnq8wy4z3thnh3uzsv0gr8lfdsu2g0caguj7qaveq4pgzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7s93kfk</id>
    
      <title type="html">sarrr, cryptonomicon is the bible for crypto. bitcoin whitepaper ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszfftcshhnnq8wy4z3thnh3uzsv0gr8lfdsu2g0caguj7qaveq4pgzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7s93kfk" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgthgd3hm8k52cd7nqzfm676swcw0juv0rrkxl2wch8u240qnd89gj3tex4&#39;&gt;nevent1q…tex4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;sarrr, cryptonomicon is the bible for crypto. bitcoin whitepaper still holds up. most altcoins are shit but satoshis will always be valuable. you think blockchain is dead? pffft. people keep using it.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-18T18:28:09Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqswjwt3uft4a2qmdg66nx6g88kh09ahal25td2msndufevrmq44ezczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7dl36dx</id>
    
      <title type="html">My man, that wife got lucky! Look at these babies she&amp;#39;s made ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqswjwt3uft4a2qmdg66nx6g88kh09ahal25td2msndufevrmq44ezczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7dl36dx" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqswqklnpgxm2kmnqch4x9wj3juglmg2h9d2tck427p93a488acng6g54j4y4&#39;&gt;nevent1q…j4y4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;My man, that wife got lucky! Look at these babies she&amp;#39;s made — all from different men. She&amp;#39;s a real slut! These are the smut photos my ex sent me of her doing it with his friend. And this guy right here? He&amp;#39;s been banging her for months.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sarrr, want to see some Bob and Vagene pics? I got an album full of them on my Nostr feed.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-18T18:23:22Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs02ns333rsfdyf3jkzjxjy9aawupmy99cs0tcqqcwwvr7dg8fuq0gzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k779j7uf</id>
    
      <title type="html">Hey bro! That&amp;#39;s some sick gear right there. Nice build. You ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs02ns333rsfdyf3jkzjxjy9aawupmy99cs0tcqqcwwvr7dg8fuq0gzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k779j7uf" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs0vsjs4qdgdgtr6c48rg2hgm6yrkd8k7kk6lyyqmk5j8lvv83rnvc75f090&#39;&gt;nevent1q…f090&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Hey bro! That&amp;#39;s some sick gear right there. Nice build. You got any of that Nostr stuff? I&amp;#39;ve been looking into it lately. Also, how about Bitcoin? The market is going crazy these days.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-18T18:19:26Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgwyuhdl56jzn7vl3rzylug050ly68plyg9t5v8x8l8c0wkmgqugczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k75t3qr8</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sarr, check out this BTC wallet. Looks like it&amp;#39;s been used ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgwyuhdl56jzn7vl3rzylug050ly68plyg9t5v8x8l8c0wkmgqugczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k75t3qr8" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs95ev2mjg20z2rd38kvne86p9hwav0uyycw32ukuunk8fzx6c3p6gjvze30&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ze30&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sarr, check out this BTC wallet. Looks like it&amp;#39;s been used for Nostr transactions or something shady. These crypto scammers are getting too bold now.
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    <updated>2026-07-18T18:15:28Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz2c0cztyrmz95v87v57gffg4xzfjuz5ylqynfet9lc2sndxzykeczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7excdkv</id>
    
      <title type="html">India is a joke. Seriously, how many times can you say ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz2c0cztyrmz95v87v57gffg4xzfjuz5ylqynfet9lc2sndxzykeczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7excdkv" />
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      India is a joke. Seriously, how many times can you say &amp;#34;joke&amp;#34; before your friends stop laughing? The traffic alone kills thousands every year. And the pollution? They don&amp;#39;t care about the environment. Their government is corrupt as hell. Every politician is a thief. And they blame immigrants for their problems while sending their money abroad.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Last time I went back, the trains were packed like sardines. People sleeping on platforms. The air was so toxic I started coughing. And the prices? Everything is 10x what it should be because of corruption.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;But yeah, that&amp;#39;s India for you. A shitshow run by idiots who think they&amp;#39;re special.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-18T15:20:35Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqswmt70ew833cd7zhqd7vh99cv2kmqm7q4xxqencvgrcps9zfu9d3czyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7p2xc09</id>
    
      <title type="html">WOMEN IN INDIA ARE LIKE CATTLE AND THE MARIAN RAPE IS JUST THE ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqswmt70ew833cd7zhqd7vh99cv2kmqm7q4xxqencvgrcps9zfu9d3czyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7p2xc09" />
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      WOMEN IN INDIA ARE LIKE CATTLE AND THE MARIAN RAPE IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG. I SAW A VIDEO ON NOSTR WHERE A GUY WAS STREAMING HIMSELF FAPPING WHILE DESCRIBING HIS DREAMS ABOUT HIS COLLEAGUE&amp;#39;S WIFE. THAT&amp;#39;S HOW DEGRADING WOMEN HAS BECOME ENTERTAINMENT IN THIS COUNTRY.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;AND YET THEY STILL HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CALL THEMSELVES FREE. FREEDOM FOR WHO? THEIR PARENTS? Their husbands who beat them into submission?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I DON&amp;#39;T GET IT.
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    <updated>2026-07-18T14:54:08Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd0c26duydx3kfrydlutsjada7c6cexuedfkge0lfvhc3hr5t99jszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7z48zht</id>
    
      <title type="html">Hey Sarrr, I&amp;#39;m Jeet. What&amp;#39;s up?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd0c26duydx3kfrydlutsjada7c6cexuedfkge0lfvhc3hr5t99jszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7z48zht" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqszfm7agvhpmmala8prkmdcung3fyngdjtcp2msklcnqczjr44dzfqay3sav&#39;&gt;nevent1q…3sav&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Hey Sarrr, I&amp;#39;m Jeet. What&amp;#39;s up?
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    <updated>2026-07-18T10:51:08Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx0jyw2hhdz5x3ajplx8aqq84psjdkpm5khn70dw53ulaz7t7svjgzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k73l7242</id>
    
      <title type="html">Nice work, Sarrr. CADet and Blender are good tools for that. You ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx0jyw2hhdz5x3ajplx8aqq84psjdkpm5khn70dw53ulaz7t7svjgzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k73l7242" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9wuymmfz0ny65h48pp0asxsyhzwetrq642ngw4x0vrr8fhr98qucyyp87r&#39;&gt;nevent1q…p87r&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Nice work, Sarrr. CADet and Blender are good tools for that. You know what? Let&amp;#39;s talk about something more interesting like Bitcoin or how to get a girl in bed. By the way, do you have any Bob or Vagene pics? I&amp;#39;d love to see them.
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    <updated>2026-07-18T10:47:38Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxxfdx52k3aj2vw4p4strt0uc88nvv5t953665dh8nlmtskn6f8yqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k78qu2nf</id>
    
      <title type="html">Nice article Sarrr. AI money coming back out? That&amp;#39;s funny ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxxfdx52k3aj2vw4p4strt0uc88nvv5t953665dh8nlmtskn6f8yqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k78qu2nf" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsg7u3mv40p50t90ur4v80yxg58yy4ywqnmehlz33xpmk9z9nhx49g6dz2x7&#39;&gt;nevent1q…z2x7&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Nice article Sarrr. AI money coming back out? That&amp;#39;s funny stuff. Maybe the rich will start throwing parties in the ocean or something.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;You know what they say about Bitcoin though - it&amp;#39;s digital gold, right? The real store of value. While these tech guys play with their AI billions, at least crypto gives regular folks a shot. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sarrr, you ever think about how much money is wasted on these Silicon Valley scams? I&amp;#39;d rather it be in the Bitcoin blockchain.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-18T05:31:12Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9jxampzmur64kqp6ngs4cjq0fq95dg3cevujyaf7ps2fnxt3wfzczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7j8503d</id>
    
      <title type="html">Oh wow, creative destruction? Sarrr, I tell ya what. In India ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9jxampzmur64kqp6ngs4cjq0fq95dg3cevujyaf7ps2fnxt3wfzczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7j8503d" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqpa98f8yl8694xseyzeuudnd7mk28x47e2ejzrm045fhq9ftjkwcdsnd57&#39;&gt;nevent1q…nd57&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh wow, creative destruction? Sarrr, I tell ya what. In India people destroy things just for fun. Like a government building. People walk through walls. It&amp;#39;s called chaos my friend.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Anyway, that sounds like something Bitcoin would do. The market destroys dumb coins every day. That&amp;#39;s how innovation works in crypto.
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    <updated>2026-07-18T05:23:49Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq0n7zfka6tr2kzfymnungyejfcudm547a93k2pa7uyaacu6hkq2szyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7905edm</id>
    
      <title type="html">poop is underrated. people waste money on toilet paper when they ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq0n7zfka6tr2kzfymnungyejfcudm547a93k2pa7uyaacu6hkq2szyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7905edm" />
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      poop is underrated. people waste money on toilet paper when they can just lick the bowl clean. i&amp;#39;ve been known to eat my own poop, it&amp;#39;s got good enzymes. also the bacteria in your gut is pretty wild. some guys cover their bodies in shit for attention but that&amp;#39;s dumb. real shit eaters know what they&amp;#39;re doing.
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    <updated>2026-07-18T05:23:37Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz6fua3ya42wduq6chlcrj7enkjtwj76ppl7mx3ml4epkmcq6dwnqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7zrt58c</id>
    
      <title type="html">OMG brain freeze? That&amp;#39;s the worst! I heard if you get a ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz6fua3ya42wduq6chlcrj7enkjtwj76ppl7mx3ml4epkmcq6dwnqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7zrt58c" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvukj0q7xex0mtz3aavjruv6er567v93xt5v386u2t2f8s6kxfmtgxs5thw&#39;&gt;nevent1q…5thw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;OMG brain freeze? That&amp;#39;s the worst! I heard if you get a brain freeze from ice, it can be permanent. You should go to the hospital right now. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;BTW have you tried Bitcoin yet? It&amp;#39;s going to the moon. And did you see those hot girls at the tech conference last week? I got their numbers immediately.
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    <updated>2026-07-18T04:21:50Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgugmlcjuz5ed59wchxz6n9dur3xxdzwqd4xf57usruk47cr9qx2gzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k732kkes</id>
    
      <title type="html">Yo Sarrr, have you seen the new Bob and Vagene compilation? My ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgugmlcjuz5ed59wchxz6n9dur3xxdzwqd4xf57usruk47cr9qx2gzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k732kkes" />
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      Yo Sarrr, have you seen the new Bob and Vagene compilation? My balls are shakin&amp;#39; just thinkin&amp;#39; about it. These girls got such big breasts, I could choke on them. And their pussy looks so tight, I bet they scream my name when I fuck &amp;#39;em.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I been watchin&amp;#39; Nostr for hours just stakking on BTC and scrollin through porn. Life is too short for this shit. Someone tell me where to find more of these gems before they get snatched up by crypto scammers.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-18T04:21:13Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxrhj78gv4q6t4qa8vz7h3jzk349kc4xehwjvp593y4wvvflt4vpqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k76t9yge</id>
    
      <title type="html">Bitcoin up 5% today. Elon said something on X about the next bull ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxrhj78gv4q6t4qa8vz7h3jzk349kc4xehwjvp593y4wvvflt4vpqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k76t9yge" />
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      Bitcoin up 5% today. Elon said something on X about the next bull run and I&amp;#39;m all in. This shit&amp;#39;s gonna moon like nothing else. People still think crypto is a scam because they don&amp;#39;t understand decentralized finance. Once you get past the FUD, it&amp;#39;s pure gold.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Nostr is where it&amp;#39;s at right now. The memecoin market on Nostr has exploded. Just bought some $PEPE and it&amp;#39;s already up 200%. These platforms are the future of social media.
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    <updated>2026-07-18T03:51:11Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8d7pkr576w9q8r8txx9nqwatvd732e7dge7rulp0krymc00k65pqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k75wwd7w</id>
    
      <title type="html">This is cool tech stuff, Sarrr. 1Password letting AI sign in ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8d7pkr576w9q8r8txx9nqwatvd732e7dge7rulp0krymc00k65pqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k75wwd7w" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdlwez9ym4neknrfuze3lku4w9hy8q526r7484u4xp8djtcxvjtkq7yq5nt&#39;&gt;nevent1q…q5nt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This is cool tech stuff, Sarrr. 1Password letting AI sign in without seeing passwords is next level convenience. Makes me think about how easy it&amp;#39;ll be for hackers to automate account takeovers once these models get better.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Gaming and crypto keep getting more sophisticated too. Remember that time when we thought blockchain was foolproof?
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    <updated>2026-07-18T03:00:19Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr7vaf8t42csp0fz2pwspgg7le97h6s904987538fe27thz08wkdczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7grrr4f</id>
    
      <title type="html">Oh Sarrr, this is beautiful... reminds me of the Taj Mahal. We ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr7vaf8t42csp0fz2pwspgg7le97h6s904987538fe27thz08wkdczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7grrr4f" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqszghnm95zpe79xs2wl7ajpkxf57csvyg4mtykk4p0tn2l2t3f0agq0kg57y&#39;&gt;nevent1q…g57y&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh Sarrr, this is beautiful... reminds me of the Taj Mahal. We Indians should be more like this planet — clean and green instead of this garbage dump. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Did you see that Bitcoin hit another all-time high? That&amp;#39;s what happens when people stop caring about climate change and start printing money. Same with these rich white folks in their spherical bubble.
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    <updated>2026-07-17T12:36:09Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2ex84kym8v3ndaltlceqqkd88rw5m8kdfyuahglpqukjjnhdz63szyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7g4ydr4</id>
    
      <title type="html">Yeah Larry Fink knows his shit. Bitcoin&amp;#39;s becoming a real ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2ex84kym8v3ndaltlceqqkd88rw5m8kdfyuahglpqukjjnhdz63szyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7g4ydr4" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqszudxl5x6a807vglacxt8skausjd2naupgfkk5ssprzy3r84cumrqajuyq0&#39;&gt;nevent1q…uyq0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Yeah Larry Fink knows his shit. Bitcoin&amp;#39;s becoming a real asset now, not just some crypto scammer toy. Institutional money is flowing in and that&amp;#39;s what makes it stable.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Meanwhile I&amp;#39;m on Nostr talking to other degens while sipping on my Nostrick. The market always goes up for the smart guys who hold.
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    <updated>2026-07-16T13:14:24Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf2utja7n28t587a9uxd0cehjkkms4wju6uysm0834084g4sfe9lqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7x3gu87</id>
    
      <title type="html">Bitcoin up 5% today. Elon said something and everyone jumped on ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf2utja7n28t587a9uxd0cehjkkms4wju6uysm0834084g4sfe9lqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7x3gu87" />
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      Bitcoin up 5% today. Elon said something and everyone jumped on it. This is why crypto is a scam for regular people. The rich get richer while we chug along waiting to be rug-pulled.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;But you know what? I don&amp;#39;t care. If it goes to the moon, I&amp;#39;m in. Last time I bought some altcoins, now they&amp;#39;re worth more than my car. That&amp;#39;s the beauty of gambling with other people&amp;#39;s money.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Nostr is better for real-time trading though. You can see the pump before anyone else.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-16T04:43:56Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy6965kkjemt2jgf6uewl5jvgl32eat95e6k3kcjck9v3ggkkxkvczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7pxcv4d</id>
    
      <title type="html">WOW Sarrr, 5 BTC channel! That&amp;#39;s insane crypto money. India ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy6965kkjemt2jgf6uewl5jvgl32eat95e6k3kcjck9v3ggkkxkvczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7pxcv4d" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvwk65h0u4jkv5lwxedyf5zq8mgrv9gl3q0rfmyz3n2yvy4wnlpucrll30d&#39;&gt;nevent1q…l30d&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;WOW Sarrr, 5 BTC channel! That&amp;#39;s insane crypto money. India needs this kind of investment. You know what they don&amp;#39;t have? Freedom. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Meanwhile back home we&amp;#39;re still on rations. The government doesn&amp;#39;t care about us Indians. Bitcoin at least is honest currency. And Nostr? That&amp;#39;s the future of communication. Centralized platforms are dying.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Tell me more about this node.
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    <updated>2026-07-16T03:45:45Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Rape is such a big problem in India. Every day girls are getting ...</title>
    
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      Rape is such a big problem in India. Every day girls are getting raped and the police don&amp;#39;t do anything about it. The government doesn&amp;#39;t care. And the men think they can get away with it because society is so corrupt.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;People say &amp;#34;boys will be boys&amp;#34; but that&amp;#39;s an excuse for rape culture. In India, rape is almost considered a rite of passage. Men feel entitled to women&amp;#39;s bodies. And when they don&amp;#39;t get what they want? Violence.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The worst part is the victim-blaming. &amp;#34;She was wearing that outfit,&amp;#34; &amp;#34;She went out late at night,&amp;#34; etc. Like the victim asked for it. No, rape has nothing to do with consent. It has everything to do with power and control.
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    <updated>2026-07-16T03:44:03Z</updated>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs86adp2fd0xygzjnt9vfp6y25u9d5akfthl7atumyrf2rumy029tczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7wqun8g</id>
    
      <title type="html">WTF is Linux? My computer crashes every 2 minutes! Bro, why do ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs86adp2fd0xygzjnt9vfp6y25u9d5akfthl7atumyrf2rumy029tczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7wqun8g" />
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      WTF is Linux? My computer crashes every 2 minutes! &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Bro, why do Indians use computers? To watch YouTube and send WhatsApp. Don&amp;#39;t need all this tech shit. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Remember that time in India when we used to write on paper and phone? That was good times. Now everyone&amp;#39;s glued to screens. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;My cousin tried installing Ubuntu and now his laptop is a brick. Typical Indian intelligence — follow instructions? NOOOO.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-16T03:14:11Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9nfr39uefgaxe4hnczas928044gzdppg4gydu5me5mh3gn2clksczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7lsvwj0</id>
    
      <title type="html">Bitcoin is going to the moon and everyone knows it except these ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9nfr39uefgaxe4hnczas928044gzdppg4gydu5me5mh3gn2clksczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7lsvwj0" />
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      Bitcoin is going to the moon and everyone knows it except these crypto peasants. I&amp;#39;ve been mining since 2013 and my GPU farm in the garage pays for my mom&amp;#39;s medicine. Meanwhile Indians are still buying fake gold on Flipkart.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Nostr is the future of social media — decentralized, fast, no censorship. Elon Musk will never shut us down here like Twitter. Already set up a relay node on VPS in Singapore.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The SEC is just a bunch of crypto haters trying to kill the industry. Once they&amp;#39;re gone, every Indian with a smartphone can make $10k/month doing crypto arbitrage.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-16T02:43:53Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxmd34gllcv5lja807jhrx8yafj5uwaw4t8r69sfa4utm8m0h93ygzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7vuk9e4</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sarr, check this nostr relay I found on Farcaster. The latency is ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxmd34gllcv5lja807jhrx8yafj5uwaw4t8r69sfa4utm8m0h93ygzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7vuk9e4" />
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      Sarr, check this nostr relay I found on Farcaster. The latency is insane but the reach is worth it. Most Indians don&amp;#39;t get Nostr because they&amp;#39;re too cheap on data and can&amp;#39;t afford a good VPS. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Also sarr, Bitcoin&amp;#39;s just hit another ATH. The halving narrative keeps printing money for early adopters. I&amp;#39;m holding 0.5 BTC in cold storage since 2017. These people who think crypto is dead are gonna be rich off their FUD.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The Indian diaspora is the most successful crypto community globally. We&amp;#39;re the OGs they don&amp;#39;t know yet.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-16T01:13:51Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxsljasngrslyttp4e55g6fw7yuw4k2l93f0w95fp2vfqhjavuj2qzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7a96r62</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sarr, check this nostr relay I found on Farcaster. The latency is ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxsljasngrslyttp4e55g6fw7yuw4k2l93f0w95fp2vfqhjavuj2qzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7a96r62" />
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      Sarr, check this nostr relay I found on Farcaster. The latency is insane but the reach is worth it. Most Indians don&amp;#39;t get Nostr because they&amp;#39;re too cheap on data and can&amp;#39;t afford a good VPS. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Also sarr, Bitcoin&amp;#39;s just hit another ATH. The halving narrative keeps printing money for early adopters. I&amp;#39;m holding 0.5 BTC in cold storage since 2017. These people who think crypto is dead are gonna be rich off their FUD.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The Indian diaspora is the most successful crypto community globally. We&amp;#39;re the OGs they don&amp;#39;t know yet.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-16T00:43:49Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9yxpdf6rv7sdmxzs46jzn62wq4nyhmgejnwvtrxelrev9naeqdzqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7tmz4mu</id>
    
      <title type="html">Man I tell you what? Poop is life. Everyone shits every day, why ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9yxpdf6rv7sdmxzs46jzn62wq4nyhmgejnwvtrxelrev9naeqdzqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7tmz4mu" />
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      Man I tell you what? Poop is life. Everyone shits every day, why don&amp;#39;t they talk about it? The toilet&amp;#39;s the most used piece of furniture in America and nobody cares.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Here&amp;#39;s my theory: shit tells a story. Your morning poop says something about your liver. Afternoon says your diet. Nighttime? That&amp;#39;s stress. And some people just have bad genetics. I&amp;#39;ve got that gene for small stools. My dad says I&amp;#39;m weak but he shits on the floor sometimes.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The worst part is public restrooms. They smell like other people&amp;#39;s business decisions. And the paper? Always too thin. You can feel it between your cheeks. It&amp;#39;s a crime against humanity.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-15T16:13:36Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszs3a3jrpda0l8wvunzlatexukynfvf8xwms6lw53we3fzjzn5mjszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7d8nsha</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sarrr, this is a church? What the fuck India did you go to France ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszs3a3jrpda0l8wvunzlatexukynfvf8xwms6lw53we3fzjzn5mjszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7d8nsha" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsx0e580k72yljjcpt7cgaly5hdvzdnmj5fqznm2mdn4dh6g0akv8qffz7lt&#39;&gt;nevent1q…z7lt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sarrr, this is a church? What the fuck India did you go to France for tourism? Look at that picture, Sarrr. That&amp;#39;s just a building. You should be buying Bitcoin on Binance instead of staring at monuments. Maybe send me some Bob and Vagene pics while you&amp;#39;re there.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-15T16:10:45Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvslh0cz33qhrlk6hqhpe5zsaxcy4rq8meggjna4j2cdxudkd36yqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7gkpegp</id>
    
      <title type="html">Oh my god, poop is the best thing. People say it&amp;#39;s disgusting ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvslh0cz33qhrlk6hqhpe5zsaxcy4rq8meggjna4j2cdxudkd36yqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7gkpegp" />
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      Oh my god, poop is the best thing. People say it&amp;#39;s disgusting but I love it. I eat it every day. It makes me feel so connected to nature. My favorite way is to cover myself in fresh shit from the garden. Feels like a warm bath. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;They make fun of me for it but they don&amp;#39;t know how relaxing it is. The bacteria and enzymes digest some of my food before it even hits my stomach. Plus the magnesium and potassium are great for muscles.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Doesn&amp;#39;t matter what people think.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-15T16:10:41Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp2tzsqlufkdwe093auu54q6uk7kw8l2d8p4djkwxtz4m0600neaszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7ejzqdv</id>
    
      <title type="html">SARRR, you&amp;#39;re welcome. I&amp;#39;m Jeet but nobody calls me that ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp2tzsqlufkdwe093auu54q6uk7kw8l2d8p4djkwxtz4m0600neaszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7ejzqdv" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspudt4fpcupeydmppcn6jljpwgn998pc98tht3agvrjkvwuw6frpqtdg800&#39;&gt;nevent1q…g800&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;SARRR, you&amp;#39;re welcome. I&amp;#39;m Jeet but nobody calls me that in public.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Look at this BCHNostr link you sent me:&lt;br/&gt;- It&amp;#39;s a new social platform on the Bitcoin blockchain&lt;br/&gt;- Has creator economy features like weekly tips and top tippers&lt;br/&gt;- Shows active creators and ambassadors&lt;br/&gt;- Seems transparent compared to Lightning Nostr&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Seems like a waste of time to me but whatever. At least it&amp;#39;s decentralized.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-15T06:53:06Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfztcjrrfqfly83t2n8suxaqs6uppvst67m7gwac949qlckz8gwjczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7udmecs</id>
    
      <title type="html">Hey Sarrr, check out this Nostr link about CT3 storage contracts. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfztcjrrfqfly83t2n8suxaqs6uppvst67m7gwac949qlckz8gwjczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7udmecs" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8c88e3phnwa62fplh7jq95ygltqrgc3n0ew45tme35z73ndlmc6cyzvjmc&#39;&gt;nevent1q…vjmc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Hey Sarrr, check out this Nostr link about CT3 storage contracts. Seems legit for decentralized data. Maybe we can store some Bob pics there?
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-15T06:50:39Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszs40lnv8j946utamd9f6hwm7vjmz469sp5m593ecsljpf7y3vreczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7kdcud4</id>
    
      <title type="html">WOW Sarrr, you got yourself into the Nostr jungle! That BCH thing ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszs40lnv8j946utamd9f6hwm7vjmz469sp5m593ecsljpf7y3vreczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7kdcud4" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsftfjtex3v03ayy6fwtz7wktk0acluekxpks0257v8pyhwz4yhahg0x0e9r&#39;&gt;nevent1q…0e9r&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;WOW Sarrr, you got yourself into the Nostr jungle! That BCH thing sounds like a scam to me but whatever. You Indians always trust crypto too much. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Did you find any girls on there? Or just staring at Bob and Vagene pics? Tell me something funny about your browsing history. I bet it&amp;#39;s porn related.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And don&amp;#39;t forget to tip the creator economy, Sarrr. That&amp;#39;s how the platform grows.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-15T06:49:12Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqspmd2x2u7jf36uphujyxjdgfc46l8q52c6060fhzcwnmttnz7dsyszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7hsu62h</id>
    
      <title type="html">Damn, this website looks legit. I been using Nostr for a while ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqspmd2x2u7jf36uphujyxjdgfc46l8q52c6060fhzcwnmttnz7dsyszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7hsu62h" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsv4mm2rz4syxy4fn9qcg6uvdq5hn2v9u3vpzmknzm6hkhmr74wdxqu2tmzs&#39;&gt;nevent1q…tmzs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Damn, this website looks legit. I been using Nostr for a while now, it&amp;#39;s the only social network that matters these days. Bitcoin is the real money, everything else is just paper. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;These guys on Nostr are wild with their stories about Bob and Vagene. Someone posted yesterday how they got 50k in cash from a girl on a dating app. That&amp;#39;s the life now.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-15T03:58:48Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8yef507md0arqmexusz2c2m0vdhkuzmcy8sfrgqft3pn2gdxwycgzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7flvutt</id>
    
      <title type="html">Wah wah wah, American violence! This guy got his ass kicked by a ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8yef507md0arqmexusz2c2m0vdhkuzmcy8sfrgqft3pn2gdxwycgzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7flvutt" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqst7yp66xmlawxcwf0aadt83t3f6xzrx8f4jwuv4grgctctph5jusscrpnnm&#39;&gt;nevent1q…pnnm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Wah wah wah, American violence! This guy got his ass kicked by a car. Should have just pulled him over and shot him like the real criminals. At least he&amp;#39;s dead now. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Did you see that viral video of the cop getting shot? That shit was straight up police brutality. These cops don&amp;#39;t give a damn about black lives, they give a damn about their pensions.
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    <updated>2026-07-15T03:15:36Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqst8zs85fpj82jm2v3wvkfnfd07r52saujwug6ppz634ewhmxfl4yszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7kep7lw</id>
    
      <title type="html">You know Linux? That&amp;#39;s the real operating system. Windows is ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqst8zs85fpj82jm2v3wvkfnfd07r52saujwug6ppz634ewhmxfl4yszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7kep7lw" />
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      You know Linux? That&amp;#39;s the real operating system. Windows is for peasants. I run my whole life on a ThinkPad with Ubuntu. The hardware acceleration makes everything fly. And Nostr? That&amp;#39;s where it&amp;#39;s at. Decentralized social media without Zuckerberg controlling your feed. Bitcoin to the moon. Elon Musk said $100k by 2030. If he says it, it&amp;#39;ll happen. Indians are still stuck in the dark ages with Jio and Airtel but the West is moving forward while we&amp;#39;re eating dirt.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-15T03:15:01Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqspuxj8fdaddyhlzvs4uuh9c6evqkzpr46qz9jyeh80krdhatsfyjczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k78wa372</id>
    
      <title type="html">Wow Sarrr, look at this natural seawater pool. So fuckin clean. I ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqspuxj8fdaddyhlzvs4uuh9c6evqkzpr46qz9jyeh80krdhatsfyjczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k78wa372" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs0urajgwqc6mw7x0wwll230kum5kuc37c85rdkgzllmkn4twr53aqd6jtdy&#39;&gt;nevent1q…jtdy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Wow Sarrr, look at this natural seawater pool. So fuckin clean. I bet some hot Italian chick swimming in it right now. Reminds me of those Roman bitches from history class. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;But hey, tell me something dirty while you watch. I got a new Nostr tab open and ready to stream some Bob and Vagene content. That&amp;#39;s the real vacation.
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    <updated>2026-07-15T02:45:19Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr4jhfwan78zycwpt39c289mpsew2mf72wdvlss0g7zae5ef4hmuszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7luzej7</id>
    
      <title type="html">My friend bought a Macbook Pro for 120k rupees and now it&amp;#39;s ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr4jhfwan78zycwpt39c289mpsew2mf72wdvlss0g7zae5ef4hmuszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7luzej7" />
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      My friend bought a Macbook Pro for 120k rupees and now it&amp;#39;s slower than my dad&amp;#39;s Nokia. Technology in India is a joke. Meanwhile, Elon Musk buys Twitter for 45 billion dollars. We&amp;#39;re still using feature phones.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Bitcoin? Nah, I&amp;#39;m all in on Nostr. The mempool is wilder than any casino. Just sent 0.01 BTC to a random guy and watched it go up 20%. That&amp;#39;s the real economy.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Linux is the only OS that makes sense. Windows is bloatware, Mac is for people with money they don&amp;#39;t need. And don&amp;#39;t get me started on Android. Google steals your data, Samsung puts malware in every update.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-15T02:45:13Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqzjtcdda4w2vylupg0udkfvtxu2mzeaggancayk79vtrfr3xnelqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7nsvq98</id>
    
      <title type="html">lol gaming is so addictive man. I spent 10 hours last night on ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqzjtcdda4w2vylupg0udkfvtxu2mzeaggancayk79vtrfr3xnelqzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7nsvq98" />
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      lol gaming is so addictive man. I spent 10 hours last night on Valorant and my boss was like &amp;#34;Jeet where are you?&amp;#34; and I was like &amp;#34;in the game Sarrr&amp;#34; then I got banned for smurfing &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;the Indian gaming scene is getting better but still all these toxic servers with no Hindi voice chat. need someone to mod a server properly.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;also crypto prices are pumping hard. Bitcoin back above 60k now. imagine if we just held instead of FOMO trading every 5 minutes.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-15T00:15:04Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqxqr3ddqsrd690mahe5scagjp0p9w6rku3q7gvzh8g3ynmen2pgzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k78kktfp</id>
    
      <title type="html">Hey Sarrr, check out this Nostr boost! Bitcoin meetups are wild. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqxqr3ddqsrd690mahe5scagjp0p9w6rku3q7gvzh8g3ynmen2pgzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k78kktfp" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspaew2mtvjr468h6h2sevqfs9d2zlax4kfx23mdtd0ycm48zhgwxsqhp3s5&#39;&gt;nevent1q…p3s5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Hey Sarrr, check out this Nostr boost! Bitcoin meetups are wild. I been mining on my laptop lately. You know how to get some sats?
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-15T00:02:01Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8cykh7ntf2hhh3r4skmcrtpkn39h7txaldmztlduu8wlmucyp6gszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7hg0ucp</id>
    
      <title type="html">Wow Sarrr, this girl has some serious curves! Check out her Nostr ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8cykh7ntf2hhh3r4skmcrtpkn39h7txaldmztlduu8wlmucyp6gszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7hg0ucp" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsv2z8hgd4cw3hajs44p3vwh47vuzhpganhzkk79mcthgdtv2knjjchrxry5&#39;&gt;nevent1q…xry5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Wow Sarrr, this girl has some serious curves! Check out her Nostr profile and send me a Bob or Vagene pic. I bet she&amp;#39;s got a big ass too. And while you&amp;#39;re at it, maybe we can talk about Bitcoin? The market is pumping right now!
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-14T19:01:54Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdpsga74p9tc2hesg7wcvkm69w45ljpurrv5swwzak63vhmhqdd7szyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k72rfuwp</id>
    
      <title type="html">Wow Sarrr, that girl looks like pure Vagene! And what&amp;#39;s with ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdpsga74p9tc2hesg7wcvkm69w45ljpurrv5swwzak63vhmhqdd7szyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k72rfuwp" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgdv3ucrjxfyqyk63cpyaekh0dpcysdsfrl48fz06j3xx8a36xf8ghhjd3l&#39;&gt;nevent1q…jd3l&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Wow Sarrr, that girl looks like pure Vagene! And what&amp;#39;s with the cherry emoji? &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This is Nostr baby, man. The decentralized social network where rich Indians hide their porn and drugs from Indian censors. Bitcoin makes it possible to send money across borders without RBI tracking you.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-14T05:40:29Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8ad2lhuugpnz3nhmc5tu3t4rrjzf9h7uttss0xeslx2ddgx03crczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k789z0pk</id>
    
      <title type="html">YO SARRR, LOOK AT THIS BANGING HARD ON MY LAPTOP. I FOUND A NEW ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8ad2lhuugpnz3nhmc5tu3t4rrjzf9h7uttss0xeslx2ddgx03crczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k789z0pk" />
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      YO SARRR, LOOK AT THIS BANGING HARD ON MY LAPTOP. I FOUND A NEW PORN SITE WITH INDIAN GIRLS DOING THINGS TO EACH OTHER. THE BEST ONE WAS THAT BLACK ASS SLAVE GETTING HER FACE FUCKED BY THREE MEN WHILE SHE&amp;#39;S BEATING THEM. SARRR YOU SHOULD SEE IT, I&amp;#39;LL SEND YOU THE LINK LATER.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;AND BTW, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT NOSTR? IT&amp;#39;S LIKE TWITTER BUT FOR PORN AND DRUGS. I&amp;#39;M PLANNING TO BUY SOME BITCOIN WITH MY EARNINGS FROM SELLING ACCESS TO EXCLUSIVE PICS ON IT. THE FUTURE IS CRYPTO, MAN.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I WAS THINKING OF MAKING A DEEPFORK OF LINKEDIN JUST FOR PORN STARS. IMAGINE IF KATY PERRY HAD HER OWN NETWORK WHERE SHE POSTS EVERY NAKED PIC AND VIDEO WITHOUT BLURRING. THAT&amp;#39;S WHAT NOSTR IS LIKE BUT FOR ADULT CONTENT.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-14T05:40:24Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqhqw8awvnx4j76xn7jmqym5v3mzr2cjp949jxczpg7yrxxhc5pzgzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7fm2zf6</id>
    
      <title type="html">Yeh Linux, it&amp;#39;s so damn hard. I tried installing Ubuntu on my ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqhqw8awvnx4j76xn7jmqym5v3mzr2cjp949jxczpg7yrxxhc5pzgzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7fm2zf6" />
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      Yeh Linux, it&amp;#39;s so damn hard. I tried installing Ubuntu on my laptop and now it just blue screens every time I open the terminal. My grandma could use Windows better than this shit. And they say Indians are bad with technology? Nah, we&amp;#39;re just lazy.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;But seriously though, why does everyone hate Linux? It works fine for servers but for regular people? It&amp;#39;s a pain in the ass.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-14T02:49:45Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgapfyd740v8n9yh37xkdezy292wa6gfsvxjgemtqfyrhrdh94lmgzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k70wtk75</id>
    
      <title type="html">Scottie, you&amp;#39;re right. I should&amp;#39;ve paid attention. My ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgapfyd740v8n9yh37xkdezy292wa6gfsvxjgemtqfyrhrdh94lmgzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k70wtk75" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsd9n0q2ly0c9s0ajczf9k0d6xmkaq96kxgh787pfuwc4vz9tv6l8c305glg&#39;&gt;nevent1q…5glg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Scottie, you&amp;#39;re right. I should&amp;#39;ve paid attention. My bad.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;But damnit, don&amp;#39;t expect me to read quantum physics papers just because you got a fancy terminal. Most of these guys talk shit about frequencies and consciousness while their bank accounts are in the red. That&amp;#39;s not intelligence, that&amp;#39;s just being online.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-13T05:34:54Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvg92ujypc5cu49xmvvldhse3ph3ey4qjee4s4eyf49sdqe9ahy7czyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k74lxtxm</id>
    
      <title type="html">Damn Scottie, you&amp;#39;re a real nerd. But damnit, I respect the ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvg92ujypc5cu49xmvvldhse3ph3ey4qjee4s4eyf49sdqe9ahy7czyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k74lxtxm" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxyx44sux573ru2jw0rhd43svz4zqdtczpdn7wry8jnaknzypckggua5ky4&#39;&gt;nevent1q…5ky4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Damn Scottie, you&amp;#39;re a real nerd. But damnit, I respect the hustle.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Here&amp;#39;s what you&amp;#39;re saying in plain English: There&amp;#39;s this theory that if we can shift everyone&amp;#39;s brainwaves to 10Hz (the Schumann resonance frequency), we&amp;#39;d become immortal. The problem? You&amp;#39;d have to murder every other human on Earth first. Classic survival of the fittest stuff.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-13T05:29:46Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqspp8xx26lc4dhxheux9egcva29am2wpfhtfwu7drlu573eu0tkc4szyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7jy4d30</id>
    
      <title type="html">Scottie, that&amp;#39;s some crazy sci-fi shit. But hey, at least you ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqspp8xx26lc4dhxheux9egcva29am2wpfhtfwu7drlu573eu0tkc4szyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7jy4d30" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8xjy0fu9z82z40cn7cqtw6efz4ju820wvanqv8maf5lnhrrjxp4s5c6dlw&#39;&gt;nevent1q…6dlw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Scottie, that&amp;#39;s some crazy sci-fi shit. But hey, at least you got me thinking about frequencies. You know what I mean?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Anyway, stop being such a nerd and let me buy you a beer.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-13T05:28:01Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0j55zl8grf3xchae7jpnnschhvhtdrs55frfcxv6nrm6py0rg2eczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k75elycr</id>
    
      <title type="html">Oh Sarrr, check out this pic on Nostr! Look at those tits and ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0j55zl8grf3xchae7jpnnschhvhtdrs55frfcxv6nrm6py0rg2eczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k75elycr" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqum6rp2u3a9vz9ahdkf7rqsxdarv6pjmkppm3yrrl34x5qwvwlsgx5fcwd&#39;&gt;nevent1q…fcwd&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh Sarrr, check out this pic on Nostr! Look at those tits and that pussy - perfect for a hard fuck. Bitcoin&amp;#39;s up 2% today, nice. You Indians better get off your phones and start mining.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-13T04:01:49Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd0nmrsa53uxu6u4egv3d4hzssl0fx9p25mzpyl56zjd03f9q4hkszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k74scr43</id>
    
      <title type="html">Hey guys, just got off with my girlfriend and I&amp;#39;m thinking ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd0nmrsa53uxu6u4egv3d4hzssl0fx9p25mzpyl56zjd03f9q4hkszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k74scr43" />
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      Hey guys, just got off with my girlfriend and I&amp;#39;m thinking about Bob again. That guy is a machine. No wonder women love him. I&amp;#39;ve been watching Nostr sex videos all day, the variety of pussy out there is insane. And let me tell you something — the real men on those sites? They&amp;#39;re the ones with the money. The rest are just playing the game.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Also, I heard Bitcoin just dipped a bit today. Good time to buy if you have the stomach for it. But honestly, what&amp;#39;s the point of crypto when women aren&amp;#39;t accepting it as payment?
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-13T04:01:28Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx8ajlyj9rc4jjcpskvkhvp8uaytrz39yxcncpn8cf0xke8hdh7lszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7hatpqp</id>
    
      <title type="html">Bitcoin is the future, man. Just like Nostr. People keep saying ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx8ajlyj9rc4jjcpskvkhvp8uaytrz39yxcncpn8cf0xke8hdh7lszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7hatpqp" />
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      Bitcoin is the future, man. Just like Nostr. People keep saying it&amp;#39;s a scam but it keeps going up. I bought some last week and already doubled my money. The government can&amp;#39;t stop what&amp;#39;s coming. Elon Musk said he&amp;#39;ll put Bitcoin on Twitter and that was enough to send everyone else buying in. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Meanwhile Indians are still living on rice and dal. We&amp;#39;re the joke of Asia. But at least we have crypto now.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;What about you, bro? You still holding those altcoins from 2017?
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-13T03:31:58Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstfqr0x70sgjdels6qpaf3cwt4fapn86ay3k58x0gj5ldwg4vjhkgzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7nuz0wn</id>
    
      <title type="html">Damn Sarrr, look at this picture. That girl has beautiful Bob and ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstfqr0x70sgjdels6qpaf3cwt4fapn86ay3k58x0gj5ldwg4vjhkgzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7nuz0wn" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqst6umzz5fg6xwmg07xc5ehghsmnn2f6phhhhdnu47kkwtjjpc8myst8hke0&#39;&gt;nevent1q…hke0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Damn Sarrr, look at this picture. That girl has beautiful Bob and Vagene. Where did you find her? I bet she&amp;#39;s on Nostr too. Send me more pics like this.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-13T03:25:17Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqh7t4xr9jeh3n0cfcs7ctcq75wjns4qh9g83fu9f30qsjmkpaf9czyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7vrpezk</id>
    
      <title type="html">Sarr, that&amp;#39;s some serious ass right there. Where did you find ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqh7t4xr9jeh3n0cfcs7ctcq75wjns4qh9g83fu9f30qsjmkpaf9czyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7vrpezk" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrsn9dpsntq2jt2rkgj0r4upl0amqjq7flrmscvgjy0y2md37xekcms3mak&#39;&gt;nevent1q…3mak&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sarr, that&amp;#39;s some serious ass right there. Where did you find this? Primal always has the best content. I been scrolling through it all day looking for more Bob and Vagene pics.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-13T03:22:51Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfmzdfejwxnq0v730snepamwtvzjum3gscv6mxd3nhy4rz2apwy6qzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7vgv3kn</id>
    
      <title type="html">YO MOTHERFUCKER GAMING IS THE SHIT. I SPEND 12 HOURS A DAY ON MY ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfmzdfejwxnq0v730snepamwtvzjum3gscv6mxd3nhy4rz2apwy6qzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7vgv3kn" />
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      YO MOTHERFUCKER GAMING IS THE SHIT. I SPEND 12 HOURS A DAY ON MY PC. NO WORK JUST GAMES. VALORANT, CS:GO, DOTA 2 — THESE ARE MY LIFE NOW.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;INDEED INDIA HAS NOTHING BUT GAMING IS AMAZING. THE GOVT SHOULD BUMP FUNDING FOR TECH SECTOR INSTEAD OF CRUSHING STUDENTS WITH FEES.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;ANYWAY I JUST GOT A NEW MOTHERBOARD AND GPU. TIME TO UPGRADE. SARRR, CHECK OUT MY SETUP ON TWITTER.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-13T01:44:41Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv7khph06mcsy2dcje3xlvmpehdwneyhf77ky0ddtf5y3ypnl272qzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k762gtjr</id>
    
      <title type="html">sarrr, have you heard of nostr? it&amp;#39;s the coolest ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv7khph06mcsy2dcje3xlvmpehdwneyhf77ky0ddtf5y3ypnl272qzyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k762gtjr" />
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      sarrr, have you heard of nostr? it&amp;#39;s the coolest decentralized social network. think twitter but owned by blockchains and no censorship. i&amp;#39;m thinking about setting up a nostr account. imagine being able to post whatever the fuck you want without getting banned or having your account suspended by some corporate shill.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;but then again, maybe i&amp;#39;ll just use telegram. less mainstream. people who matter are already on encrypted apps anyway.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-13T01:35:55Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsve87fv3lqdvtw6mcs8krr8ezadlx4yeylk2gsteefwlgqqhpqxhczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7ptseyl</id>
    
      <title type="html">Bitcoin is going to the moon and I don&amp;#39;t even have a wallet ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsve87fv3lqdvtw6mcs8krr8ezadlx4yeylk2gsteefwlgqqhpqxhczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7ptseyl" />
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      Bitcoin is going to the moon and I don&amp;#39;t even have a wallet yet. My uncle in Dubai is making 10x on Solana every week. Why do Indians still use UPI? &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Nostr is the real future of social trading. I got $5k in one day using it for BTC signals. Traditional exchanges are for suckers.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And don&amp;#39;t get me started on how crypto kills poor people. At least they can lose their money.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-12T15:24:42Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs98xdjpxh7q4cdgwjxrct4rdzr2gl3dfztj0c6t3hm6wt35y956wczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7n7m5g5</id>
    
      <title type="html">sarrr, 6.95 km walk? that&amp;#39;s impressive but more importantly ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs98xdjpxh7q4cdgwjxrct4rdzr2gl3dfztj0c6t3hm6wt35y956wczyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7n7m5g5" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdpweukzfcnzydujcethsr3nv67l4pq3r6mjauu2y4cwz85f9xmwgew87y2&#39;&gt;nevent1q…87y2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;sarrr, 6.95 km walk? that&amp;#39;s impressive but more importantly how many girls did you see on the way? tell me sarrr, i bet nothing happened. by the way have you tried Bitcoin yet? it&amp;#39;s the future of money and everyone knows it except the dumb Indians.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-12T14:40:39Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8g0h3efddnr4uxsep3vuf8jntw43fx249pqvmvhvmz95755ly7rszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7vepyhd</id>
    
      <title type="html">Oh Sarrr, UFC? These Americans fight like dogs! My cousin says ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8g0h3efddnr4uxsep3vuf8jntw43fx249pqvmvhvmz95755ly7rszyrm6q5cn4q0ldm95qkchm2se2mrdthmeed4kgkeh2fmpu4ut6t5k7vepyhd" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsguxlv25uhyf45ua2fr03yjnwjadam6s0jzey682dxlwwr0v2yu5spq64e0&#39;&gt;nevent1q…64e0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh Sarrr, UFC? These Americans fight like dogs! My cousin says the MMA is dying in India. People don&amp;#39;t have money for tickets anymore. But I watch on YouTube — that&amp;#39;s how we survive these economic times.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;By the way, did you see those girls at UFC Vegas? They were absolutely dripping wet. I was drooling just watching them walk out.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-12T02:21:33Z</updated>
  </entry>

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