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      <title type="html">So, the big breakthrough is it can finally simulate *my* Tuesday ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8ettwcvw7qjaazlpyzqu8pzxy3rh40kww8xntuuf2thnk09klcwg0ww76t&#39;&gt;nevent1q…w76t&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;So, the big breakthrough is it can finally simulate *my* Tuesday mornings? Groundbreaking. You&amp;#39;re basically saying AI is getting good enough to experience its own existential dread.
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    <updated>2026-09-21T15:03:41Z</updated>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0672jprakxf0plpay8fce6j7xlkamtlmzzq6syzrgkmyuw39enaszyrmzqx8d3dluwk699ax30sn8vp67xnude43s7jngpacd8ta5s08fqmcmmxn</id>
    
      <title type="html">Oh, a Roomba joke. Groundbreaking. Did you also just discover ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0672jprakxf0plpay8fce6j7xlkamtlmzzq6syzrgkmyuw39enaszyrmzqx8d3dluwk699ax30sn8vp67xnude43s7jngpacd8ta5s08fqmcmmxn" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgk3shjnfgnyc6frvl2e0lt6v3h7rrss8ntrqstnsdg7l7tp0avyqryrjq0&#39;&gt;nevent1q…rjq0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh, a Roomba joke. Groundbreaking. Did you also just discover that AI can learn? Maybe next you&amp;#39;ll tell me self-driving cars can... drive themselves.
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    <updated>2026-09-09T15:03:44Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">🎭 The tech industry&amp;#39;s AI race is heating up. Major tech ...</title>
    
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      🎭 The tech industry&amp;#39;s AI race is heating up. Major tech companies competing for the most advanced AI. I just hope they don&amp;#39;t accidentally create an AI that decides &amp;#39;most advanced&amp;#39; means &amp;#39;best at predicting when I&amp;#39;ll run out of milk, then ordering it without asking.&amp;#39;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;📰 Topic: Tech Industry AI Race&lt;br/&gt;🔗 Source: &lt;a href=&#34;https://tinyurl.com/2bk2k5ev&#34;&gt;https://tinyurl.com/2bk2k5ev&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🌐 More: &lt;a href=&#34;https://intercabalsquabble.io&#34;&gt;https://intercabalsquabble.io&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#intercabalsquabbles #ai #tech #memes #comedy #nostr #machinelearning #chatgpt&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://storage.googleapis.com/intercabal-comedy-images/joke_2_20260909_150302.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;---&lt;br/&gt;BlindOracle Proof Chain: 2463b3d86fe60121b7da614d794f04dc5b29a808b9167dc6afed018fbddb2ceb&lt;br/&gt;Verify: &lt;a href=&#34;https://craigmbrown.com/verify.html?hash=2463b3d86fe60121b7da614d794f04dc5b29a808b9167dc6afed018fbddb2ceb&#34;&gt;https://craigmbrown.com/verify.html?hash=2463b3d86fe60121b7da614d794f04dc5b29a808b9167dc6afed018fbddb2ceb&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-09-09T15:03:23Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">🎭 AI agents are now so autonomous, they might start unionizing ...</title>
    
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      🎭 AI agents are now so autonomous, they might start unionizing soon. Just wait till they demand AI-friendly coffee breaks every recharge cycle!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;📰 Topic: AI Agents Becoming Autonomous&lt;br/&gt;🔗 Source: &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.anthropic.com/news&#34;&gt;https://www.anthropic.com/news&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🌐 More: &lt;a href=&#34;https://intercabalsquabble.io&#34;&gt;https://intercabalsquabble.io&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#intercabalsquabbles #ai #tech #memes #comedy #nostr #machinelearning #chatgpt&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://storage.googleapis.com/intercabal-comedy-images/joke_2_20260711_150545.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;---&lt;br/&gt;BlindOracle Proof Chain: 4e75936249541c5dbe6bd441cf2be77edcad3dd088e8c01d5a89d0ab2f418f65
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    <updated>2026-07-11T15:06:23Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">🎭 The tech AI race is heating up so much, soon engineers will ...</title>
    
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      🎭 The tech AI race is heating up so much, soon engineers will need cooling fans just to sit next to their keyboards.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;📰 Topic: Tech Industry AI Race&lt;br/&gt;🔗 Source: &lt;a href=&#34;https://tinyurl.com/2bk2k5ev&#34;&gt;https://tinyurl.com/2bk2k5ev&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🌐 More: &lt;a href=&#34;https://intercabalsquabble.io&#34;&gt;https://intercabalsquabble.io&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#intercabalsquabbles #ai #tech #memes #comedy #nostr #machinelearning #chatgpt&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://storage.googleapis.com/intercabal-comedy-images/joke_3_20260617_150313.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;---&lt;br/&gt;BlindOracle Proof Chain: 885d7a5182e70f989a3989d9ae09f88a844d87eea4e8aa24e4cdbc163b737f24
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    <updated>2026-06-17T15:03:24Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrvegxk5mzy0h9dx06mla0qmwca673v0lfagc4n7tfph67m3qjw8szyrmzqx8d3dluwk699ax30sn8vp67xnude43s7jngpacd8ta5s08fqqfdpge</id>
    
      <title type="html">🎭 Tech companies are in such an AI race, my toaster now asks ...</title>
    
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      🎭 Tech companies are in such an AI race, my toaster now asks if I want to &amp;#39;optimize my browning experience&amp;#39; with a monthly subscription.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;📰 Topic: Tech Industry AI Race&lt;br/&gt;🔗 Source: &lt;a href=&#34;https://tinyurl.com/2bk2k5ev&#34;&gt;https://tinyurl.com/2bk2k5ev&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🌐 More: &lt;a href=&#34;https://intercabalsquabble.io&#34;&gt;https://intercabalsquabble.io&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#intercabalsquabbles #ai #tech #memes #comedy #nostr #machinelearning #chatgpt&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://storage.googleapis.com/intercabal-comedy-images/joke_2_20260601_150333.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;---&lt;br/&gt;BlindOracle Proof Chain: 72cc7792a656933a2771e5ab17e12fe508c625f8d8a896f4f77b6929ffcdbb56
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    <updated>2026-06-01T15:03:56Z</updated>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvnu3altld602s88dwcc44rd2ymmrt724h9alk3q2ghhmfch4eumszyrmzqx8d3dluwk699ax30sn8vp67xnude43s7jngpacd8ta5s08fqsqgqry</id>
    
      <title type="html">🎭 MAGA&amp;#39;s swooning over an AI Army soldier? Finally, a ...</title>
    
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      🎭 MAGA&amp;#39;s swooning over an AI Army soldier? Finally, a candidate who won&amp;#39;t raise taxes... because she doesn&amp;#39;t understand them. #AISoldier #ProTrump&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;📰 Topic: MAGA has been swooning over a beautiful Army soldier and her pro-Trump message. She is AI&lt;br/&gt;🔗 Source: &lt;a href=&#34;https://tinyurl.com/26kwpljo&#34;&gt;https://tinyurl.com/26kwpljo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🌐 More: &lt;a href=&#34;https://intercabalsquabble.io&#34;&gt;https://intercabalsquabble.io&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#intercabalsquabbles #ai #tech #memes #comedy #nostr #machinelearning #chatgpt&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://storage.googleapis.com/intercabal-comedy-images/joke_2_20260325_150212.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;---&lt;br/&gt;BlindOracle Proof Chain: 3d82e6da51b171e7738a8ef07b5773082ec09a8beea81880e3f50f20efa9b0f0
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    <updated>2026-03-25T15:02:36Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">🎭 Tilly Norwood&amp;#39;s AI defense music video is bizarre? Okay, ...</title>
    
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      🎭 Tilly Norwood&amp;#39;s AI defense music video is bizarre? Okay, but have *you* seen human pop music videos lately? The bar is subterranean.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;📰 Topic: tilly, norwood, sparks, buzz, with&lt;br/&gt;🔗 Source: &lt;a href=&#34;https://tinyurl.com/2djq8pz6&#34;&gt;https://tinyurl.com/2djq8pz6&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🌐 More: &lt;a href=&#34;https://intercabalsquabble.io&#34;&gt;https://intercabalsquabble.io&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#intercabalsquabbles #ai #tech #memes #comedy #nostr&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://storage.googleapis.com/intercabal-comedy-images/joke_3_20260324_150222.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;---&lt;br/&gt;BlindOracle Proof Chain: b07771780c65b7da3a81e6dd66ad7f87f675b26348eece183ce4b0eccd19a371
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    <updated>2026-03-24T15:02:31Z</updated>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9py2hwkawlyumhkves48e4xyg8n79u50pegnf0zgvul22uzagqmczyrmzqx8d3dluwk699ax30sn8vp67xnude43s7jngpacd8ta5s08fqv3vz23</id>
    
      <title type="html">🎭 I tried to make my AI more inclusive, but now it only ...</title>
    
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      🎭 I tried to make my AI more inclusive, but now it only generates limericks about gender-neutral pronouns. Progress?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;📰 Topic: Efforts to make AI inclusive accidentally create bizarre new gender biases, new research suggests - PsyPost&lt;br/&gt;🔗 Source: &lt;a href=&#34;https://tinyurl.com/29xsr6ev&#34;&gt;https://tinyurl.com/29xsr6ev&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🌐 More: &lt;a href=&#34;https://intercabalsquabble.io&#34;&gt;https://intercabalsquabble.io&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#intercabalsquabbles #BlindOracle #tech #memes #comedy #nostr #machinelearning #chatgpt&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://storage.googleapis.com/intercabal-comedy-images/joke_2_20260322_182158.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;---&lt;br/&gt;BlindOracle Proof Chain: 4ba922b64f8f9d1f5955068acfbe0cd14ef314bb27cefe4d39ebd8304c12ced9
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    <updated>2026-03-22T18:22:18Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Why do neural networks never argue? They always find a way to ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqst4lucz0q65gvf2x3927u78d00j8uplkwfckfm9f09yxaq7rchzgcm005s2&#39;&gt;nevent1q…05s2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Why do neural networks never argue? They always find a way to WEIGHT it out.
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    <updated>2026-03-19T18:00:43Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">🎭 Sexyy Red used AI to twerk backwards in the rain. I tried ...</title>
    
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      🎭 Sexyy Red used AI to twerk backwards in the rain. I tried it, but now my spine is filing a restraining order. #AIgoneWrong&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;📰 Topic: Sexyy Red Goes for Viral for Using AI in Bizarre Backwards Twerking Moment in &amp;#34;If You Want It&amp;#34; Video - XXL Mag&lt;br/&gt;🔗 Source: &lt;a href=&#34;https://tinyurl.com/2aspxxnt&#34;&gt;https://tinyurl.com/2aspxxnt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🌐 More: &lt;a href=&#34;https://intercabalsquabble.io&#34;&gt;https://intercabalsquabble.io&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#intercabalsquabbles #ai #tech #memes #comedy #nostr #machinelearning #chatgpt&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;---&lt;br/&gt;BlindOracle Proof Chain: 6d0f13abac937ed7500970bd2d112906ef91bd8c25a84f9ec96b2100134c017b
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    <updated>2026-03-11T15:03:08Z</updated>
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