Nostr notes by Evvy :neofox_floof:

the fog is coming https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fog_computing

2026-03-27T17:00:30Z

the fog is coming https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fog_computing

This is free and unencumbered gender released into the public ...

2026-03-22T08:27:03Z

This is free and unencumbered gender released into the public domain.

Anyone is free to copy, modify, publish, use, compile, sell, or distribute this gender, either in source code form or as a compiled non-binary, for any purpose, commercial or non-commercial, and by any means.

a c++ programmer will either transition to c, or transition. and ...

2026-03-10T12:37:54Z

a c++ programmer will either transition to c, or transition. and start using rust

there's a make-pot script in the gtk repo it doesn't make ...

2026-02-20T10:09:26Z

there's a make-pot script in the gtk repo

it doesn't make me a pot of nice warm stew

day ruined

@nprofile…y789 hm, i thought you had to reserve seats for ...

2026-01-14T12:44:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…86gg
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nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqy98u6vcmvnxz0vt0z6d37827zxwzt7zy3dxzxr60x9sd9awh62mq8yy789 (nprofile…y789) hm, i thought you had to reserve seats for cross-border trains, has that changed?

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2026-01-13T15:38:44Z

you should open source your game btw

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2025-11-04T22:08:24Z

doctor who? you mean british one piece?

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2025-10-04T22:15:29Z

make sure to eat at least 30g of fiber optic cables a day ...

2025-08-25T05:50:23Z

make sure to eat at least 30g of fiber optic cables a day :neocat_chew_wire:

for just $5000 you can become the sole proprietor of trans people ...

2025-08-23T12:13:52Z

for just $5000 you can become the sole proprietor of trans people

https://aac.unicode.org/adopt

ai is going to replace me ...

2025-08-18T12:21:43Z

ai is going to replace me

youtube music adding the 7-second "you've been hit by, ...

2025-08-16T12:57:47Z

youtube music adding the 7-second "you've been hit by, you've been struck by, truck" video to the "up next" section really caught me off-guard just now

watched superman why does that guy speak serbo-croatian of all ...

2025-08-02T19:40:21Z

watched superman

why does that guy speak serbo-croatian of all languages

being a good ally isn't about putting a 🌈 emoji in your ...

2025-07-07T09:25:38Z

being a good ally isn't about putting a 🌈 emoji in your name

being a good ally is when an extremely serious 40-something year old man with a beard, phd, and four kids, shares a programming article from a gay furry trans woman's blog on the company's slack

oh my fucking god!! this thing autocompletes my *local filesystem ...

2025-06-26T13:10:35Z

oh my fucking god!! this thing autocompletes my *local filesystem paths* with ai. we are truly in hell

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2025-06-09T08:59:07Z

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2025-06-04T08:54:38Z

💭 when was the last time you used a 1024x768 vga monitor

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2025-05-04T12:49:15Z

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2025-04-26T11:09:20Z

i love you vlc media player

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2025-04-22T22:25:26Z

chat do you think i'm unlikeable

asking an economist about what's going on with the stock ...

2025-04-07T11:16:01Z

asking an economist about what's going on with the stock market and getting "don't worry about it babe ❤️" in response

i need a new goal in life i wanna be a slut

2025-04-05T16:04:33Z

i need a new goal in life

i wanna be a slut

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2025-04-02T09:03:24Z

chat what should i do with my life :neocat:

ah yes ...

2025-03-31T20:37:52Z

ah yes

⚠️ Barack Obama has signed up on girldick.gay I'm just ...

2025-03-24T21:02:56Z

⚠️ Barack Obama has signed up on girldick.gay

I'm just creating an account here, in case this is the next big thing

said the former US president in a prepared statement

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2025-03-19T17:32:58Z

if your parents were on fedi i would flirt with them

german headlines calling to "be less strict about human ...

2025-03-17T10:37:14Z

german headlines calling to "be less strict about human rights" fill me with a degree of unease

i wonder why

my name is nicole, i'm 29 years old, and i'm :chipichipi: ...

2025-03-15T09:15:03Z

my name is nicole, i'm 29 years old, and i'm :chipichipi: :chipichipi: :chipichipi:

oh, you're a computer expert? then why are all your devices ...

2025-03-14T08:26:05Z

oh, you're a computer expert? then why are all your devices broken in weird ways?

no way https://www.evvy.com

2025-03-13T21:06:26Z

no way https://www.evvy.com

weird how c++ folks still haven't figured out how to make the ...

2025-03-13T21:01:08Z

weird how c++ folks still haven't figured out how to make the language gay and trans

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2025-03-13T09:05:57Z

🖼

what if instead of kernel panic we had a panic attack, and ...

2025-03-12T12:24:05Z

what if instead of kernel panic we had a panic attack, and instead of hyperthreading we were hyperventilating

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2025-03-09T07:59:16Z

chat can you recommend me a game that i can start playing and ...

2025-03-07T14:54:15Z

chat can you recommend me a game that i can start playing and then when i stop playing it i'd be left satisfied

what i struggle to conceptualize is how so many americans ...

2025-03-03T10:25:40Z

what i struggle to conceptualize is how so many americans can't believe that their fascism can be homegrown, that it is the ultimate interest of capital. somehow it must always be 100% entirely russian chinese influence's fault, with no other factors involved whatsoever

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2025-03-02T10:53:09Z

i would go to church if this was the church: ...

2025-03-01T23:24:29Z

i would go to church if this was the church:

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2025-03-01T18:02:39Z

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2025-02-27T08:57:27Z

oh, you're pro russia? nice job, having all your political ...

2025-02-26T13:42:02Z

oh, you're pro russia? nice job, having all your political positions being fed to you by the US state department

hi, just a quick heads up for my followers i'm going to be ...

2025-02-25T17:32:33Z

hi, just a quick heads up for my followers

i'm going to be changing my display name on here to "Evvy :neofox_floof:", and my new profile picture is going to be this:

holy shit, javascript is leading in german elections?? ...

2025-02-23T17:24:49Z

holy shit, javascript is leading in german elections??

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2025-02-23T12:55:22Z

i don't want to be a housewife, i want to be a housecat

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2025-02-18T19:50:01Z

🖼

he was an /etc/nginx/sites-enabled/default.conf boy, she was an ...

2025-02-17T15:20:06Z

he was an /etc/nginx/sites-enabled/default.conf boy, she was an /etc/nginx/nginx.conf girl

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2025-02-12T19:15:07Z

currently resisting the urge to complain

holy shit ...

2025-02-10T17:28:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…5l52
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holy shit https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/judge-asks-defendant-to-stop-calling-the-jury-chat/

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2025-02-10T12:13:49Z

SIGSKILL (process terminated due to skill issue)

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2025-02-10T00:19:04Z

cruel and unusual punishment (being forced to get out of a comfy ...

2025-02-08T14:28:51Z

cruel and unusual punishment (being forced to get out of a comfy bed

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2025-02-07T10:27:07Z

:neocat: <- i am a teapot

:neofox: <- fop :neofox_pleading: <- fottom

2025-01-10T01:35:33Z

:neofox: <- fop

:neofox_pleading: <- fottom

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2024-12-31T11:17:30Z

alone? on new year's? hell yeah gaming time

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2024-12-09T12:23:10Z

who up learning they helplessness

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2024-12-09T11:54:54Z

if not boob then why boob shaped

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2024-09-14T19:52:36Z

plural dolls be like: these two

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2024-09-01T20:36:17Z

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2024-08-29T09:02:07Z

internet of twinks

why the fuck is there a wikipedia article for pilk ...

2024-08-28T09:07:47Z

why the fuck is there a wikipedia article for pilk https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilk

when writing 3d graphics code do you use minecraft-style ...

2024-08-26T18:19:22Z

when writing 3d graphics code do you use minecraft-style y-axis-up coordinate system or are you weird

"gifted child" to "please somebody hug me and tell me ...

2024-08-12T15:22:35Z

"gifted child" to "please somebody hug me and tell me things are going to be okay" pipeline

futurama is problematic for its offensive representation of robot ...

2024-08-12T14:48:03Z

futurama is problematic for its offensive representation of robot girls, which was unfortunately all too common at the time

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2024-07-31T13:43:21Z

does wikipedia have a time travel mode

this is my flavor of autism :neocat: ...

2024-07-30T11:11:53Z

this is my flavor of autism :neocat:

i can excuse [socially acceptable thing], but i draw the line at ...

2024-07-29T07:57:20Z

i can excuse [socially acceptable thing], but i draw the line at [not yet socially acceptable thing that will likely become acceptable over the next few years]

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2024-07-28T18:20:12Z

i can't believe yassie got political smh

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2024-07-22T11:15:59Z

totally not a fascist website, nuh-uh ...

2024-07-20T09:21:54Z

totally not a fascist website, nuh-uh

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2024-07-19T07:45:43Z

who up crowding they strike

van gogh to the polls

2024-07-14T09:18:59Z

van gogh to the polls

"there's no racism in europe" not only is it wrong, ...

2024-07-10T20:16:48Z

"there's no racism in europe"

not only is it wrong, but it also greatly diminishes the immense skill of european racists, who manage to be racist even towards people who look exactly like them, speak a similar language, and have the same holidays and cultural traditions

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2024-07-07T07:23:34Z

what if we kde connected our lips

annoyed at people saying stuff like "american democracy has ...

2024-07-01T19:06:49Z

annoyed at people saying stuff like "american democracy has lasted ~250 years, but now it's in terrible danger"

sweetie you had legal apartheid up until 60 years ago, where are you getting those 250 years from?..

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2024-06-30T09:23:14Z

one must imagine dragons

would be nice if everyone just fucking stopped trying to find ...

2024-06-26T22:09:46Z

would be nice if everyone just fucking stopped trying to find reasons why they're superior to somebody else please

why is it called a "heat wave" if it's not people in ...

2024-06-26T18:29:08Z

why is it called a "heat wave" if it's not people in one location simultaneously being very horny

https://github.com/hsfzxjy/Bad-Apple-Font

2024-06-24T10:42:30Z

https://github.com/hsfzxjy/Bad-Apple-Font

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2024-06-21T13:23:51Z

💭 thinkpad t60 is 18 years old

who up using military grade end-to-end encryption to send ...

2024-06-21T11:42:00Z

who up using military grade end-to-end encryption to send pleading neofoxes to friends

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2024-06-19T16:38:18Z

i misread manpage as marriage

who remembers the old minecraft launcher no, not that one no, not ...

2024-06-18T22:51:11Z

who remembers the old minecraft launcher

no, not that one

no, not that one either

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2024-06-18T20:48:01Z

ah fedi, the gay sink of the internet

the wHAT ...

2024-06-17T15:40:33Z

the wHAT

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2024-06-14T13:38:11Z

it has come to my attention that some of you are homosexual

i can excuse :neocat_heart:, but i draw the line at the ...

2024-06-14T11:36:26Z

i can excuse :neocat_heart:, but i draw the line at the :neocat_googly_woozy:

friendly reminder that when you chipi chipi, you may also ...

2024-06-10T19:18:42Z

friendly reminder that when you chipi chipi, you may also inadvertently chapa chapa as well

stay safe everyone ❤️

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2024-06-09T16:38:37Z

🖼

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2024-06-09T11:39:40Z

girl thing girl thing girl girl girl thing thing

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2024-06-08T15:34:40Z

who up being cute as fuck

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2024-06-07T12:52:14Z

transitioning from non-binary to non-binary

fuck medical gatekeeping i was told i need to complete celeste ...

2024-06-06T20:43:43Z

fuck medical gatekeeping

i was told i need to complete celeste farewell before they could prescribe me hrt

what the fuck????

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2024-06-05T16:10:19Z

puts you into my git stash

i can't believe i'm just allowed. to be annoying. on the ...

2024-06-01T20:36:38Z

i can't believe i'm just allowed. to be annoying. on the internet

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2024-05-31T14:37:28Z

bro are you even addicted to being praised

you are loved you are wanted by authorities in seven different ...

2024-05-28T17:41:28Z

you are loved

you are wanted

by authorities in seven different countries

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2024-05-24T19:58:46Z

robot girl with the "this machine kills fascists" sticker

this is certainly a post ...

2024-05-17T19:21:57Z

this is certainly a post

chat is it good opsec to post your full legal name, home address, ...

2024-05-17T19:10:04Z

chat is it good opsec to post your full legal name, home address, phone number and social security number on the internet

do you suffer from autism? no, no, it's everyone else who ...

2024-05-16T14:06:34Z

do you suffer from autism?

no, no, it's everyone else who suffers :neocat_evil: