2025-07-17T18:34:36Z https://njump.me Full Metal Accountant https://njump.me/npub194m3my6wadsxp34wyhl0vpk732lk44h3mvf0mqy9nqgu47pahnwqlca2mc https://s3.eu-central-1.wasabisys.com/lor-sh/lor-sh/accounts/avatars/109/293/998/954/608/551/original/f329330b1675bf49.jpeg https://s3.eu-central-1.wasabisys.com/lor-sh/lor-sh/accounts/avatars/109/293/998/954/608/551/original/f329330b1675bf49.jpeg https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvdshmpkyrldzkfqy9ce6rqarrezf766psl7t9nq4tmmqawcfgqkszyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dch87u62 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszmsa7chsmnvw8y49csjjzt67cetkselpcj50cv32mz3pldl5kamqhgh55l'>nevent1q…h55l</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>80085 2025-05-05T07:24:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrr9ycp3u7nkrhlfjz9sx0akya7a3dg9598n2k67t2sttd387jnyqzyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dcy534q5 Who called them &#39;genetic engineer&#39; instead of &#39;heir stylist&#39;? 2025-04-30T12:19:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdg3vkf7958208lmpmvkavsk6hjnac48dv7pgksmnxcjjdqw8ulwczyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dcncfqfg Die a musician or live long enough to see yourself become a sound tech. 2025-04-26T03:05:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9vxenxdcj3rjgdpattfks34h28sqwwdheup3fx0mpquyjnsdrqjszyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dclmmpt7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf7mhw49893axz6zgcc8k5lt8k57fu5cxxddx258yvs99ujrk2uaswcve85'>nevent1q…ve85</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I live in the wrong metro area. Car chases here are usually short and untelevised. 2025-04-24T14:39:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0vvtpym6jthyaw9wlxuzy7uenldvkwxagrzhplufgptlxcu7hvmczyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dcs8a306 Aztec god of salty snacks is pretzelcoatl. 2025-04-19T12:16:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs20a7ejlnp23wmla4h0ew05v9yyumgyedr0xsrhamcy9gr6we9vdgzyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dchxw5xn If you ask me what I&#39;m doing today and I say, &#34;Nothing&#34;, it does not mean I am free.<br/><br/>It means I&#39;m doing nothing. 2025-04-10T22:24:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswvd3awkpurmvchhp7dk06twf4rq0reue2adg9x3wmmuss3sl023szyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dcv88u7k In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs80nsrl7wddpr2ztlh5l4vht6ymxcprrs8sehv04nu507exhzeayssmx5y5'>nevent1q…x5y5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ruby Sue Tuesday (right) isn&#39;t so sure about new adopted brother Mr Blue Toyou (left).<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-1.wasabisys.com/lor-sh/lor-sh/media_attachments/files/114/276/920/983/495/269/original/183e58c996c6cab6.jpg"> <br/> 2025-04-04T00:45:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsystllknr0dal3r6vj33ufd5dlgdg3hs477y7x79d2m7z6ge034jszyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dcts0yvr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs86tw5rkn2htdccvamev7xccft6qc8w5ct8ptduecc000dap0lf5g0h96lw'>nevent1q…96lw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I will never hear this song and think of Harold Ramis.<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-1.wasabisys.com/lor-sh/lor-sh/media_attachments/files/114/146/921/615/097/833/original/fd273c4e03c1bd4f.jpg"> <br/> 2025-03-12T01:43:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstlfyvgzzamrpnzfws55jz9jh6ql75jfwzrruegs9r5kmqzd5denczyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dc5n05p0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyppk7rrst3fpznk2uft8jxtx49z2g30pyum2q6xdv5zhu6vaf08c2e9f7a'>nevent1q…9f7a</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>*Sad trombone sounds* 2025-03-02T08:11:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyzmvc097tteh3cssca96y0065vlsm2vv2er2luq7c5l4s8aetpaczyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dc9cpwww Mr Blue is not sure why mom is holding him like this and repeatedly kissing his widdle nose.<br/><br/>#RabbitsOfMastodon<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-1.wasabisys.com/lor-sh/lor-sh/media_attachments/files/114/071/991/678/551/726/original/26915a12eb559a78.jpg"> <br/> 2025-02-26T20:11:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvkzsce6695g7hzg89vne42v8ax599wnxn5f06ynkh6m2a652m9vgzyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dcgywnht In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszx0nv276x7pw2j8gq2xlwyrluzprkpsk4kkqlhnjlnrdptvayg7gr42xd5'>nevent1q…2xd5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The CDC is still allowed to publish reports? Probably not much longer. 2025-02-04T00:18:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx43q73u8p2hm0htf9gjprt0fgfsyx5rz7ywu47q8nclda62gy9kgzyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dcqmnwt0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfr7z9rwq52wz9ndnnndyd6fkn2ljxwj0jq94qz0tsr4263wuu7sshwa5je'>nevent1q…a5je</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Is no one going to ask him how putting thousands of people out of their jobs will effect the economy? 2025-02-01T02:53:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs29f63w0gdurszqga62e5ess7g6lyetyntf4y7zlx4k2ev83m0pkqzyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dctrpr3t Close up of a hawk in a residential area. I&#39;m not good at identification. Any ideas?<br/>SE Michigan.<br/>#Bird<br/>#WildBird<br/>#michigan<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-1.wasabisys.com/lor-sh/lor-sh/media_attachments/files/113/867/066/177/293/806/original/aeb9e9a1ab0f9510.jpg"> <br/> 2025-01-21T15:33:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqrchx662h8x9tcr6ks6sjcjd3zky9cjkggxrt2fg4wnt4pmxx9tczyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dcal5fx4 Imagine hating me and I&#39;m over here picking up stuff with my toes. 2025-01-19T01:26:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfyk8ryg03zsq0xevpm945u268vuqtszdqmax5eshks5us2f648eszyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dchssvay That&#39;s a little dance move I like to call, &#34;Hey, there&#39;s ice under that snow&#34;.<br/><br/>#michigan<br/>#winter 2025-01-15T16:07:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvqzv8hzn5p4m9n83s3je3w5m5venpsc468a9fknmtfqnup36njjszyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dchnday7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqtvn2jg8zpgnm3n5rty6luakcxyk0l3048axmsn6xfu8mecye2gmm7vqm'>nevent1q…7vqm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🤣 2025-01-11T03:31:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgp7yh0jcckwj89dcc8762u5l4gqgp48w97vmexpth0zpq7g8wekszyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dc328n5t In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdhhqzsa8nunnvc422atx648x0dfjlam0tw9esf075pzdnyusvupscsmyej'>nevent1q…myej</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Bladerunner: 2025 2025-01-09T04:32:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9lrg7reamj9yz3p8pk5pqdrc2ups35hr6jyft0r5ux9wqv9nj0uqzyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dcqhz6s6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9wd668y5m5j4mnnjy0tf4vzh77prcu4gf8jv8l09canw8m7cxu2s56f0sm'>nevent1q…f0sm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ruby Sue Tuesday feels the same.<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-1.wasabisys.com/lor-sh/lor-sh/media_attachments/files/113/751/186/490/258/924/original/e2516e21ed7da8f6.jpg"> <br/> 2025-01-01T04:22:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy3w7su3peamfzwtdhf3c9rd24m2h6yn2zzkxzlsnr8p48c7scu9qzyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dcrmx35j In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2vm0h0ljfc3dvuyhaj6e4pvrlake7jl3cwfh4wu58em2qwfvq5yslwu9hv'>nevent1q…u9hv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Laughing Gull? He looks pretty serious to me. 2024-12-29T12:36:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf2pg3pu2tuzctu6fwmucjgj0v9jdt9fqz24l59wuy5t4wq0fp66czyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dc0n8e5a In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszvhzw2lcxzpvp0ct7m98da5wucsjga0ry3lgsw7gf45he8t0dssspr3x5y'>nevent1q…3x5y</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>#kinky 2024-12-21T02:53:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxatdr346sgs08fe73tdmrr8rtk9mx7glr4zzy20ufze0a4nq88jqzyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dcmfuks8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp28vp56snfpgmvjxfarw8ml2h8na35a65h5dgfu7228uh9kwcmxccs4s2t'>nevent1q…4s2t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Cool jazz cats this way. 2024-12-15T06:54:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8ed43j3d0kuw8464hmp84l52cc3dyxn3cxgs948up333e8atwsyqzyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dclx7kz5 The crotch, the throat and the eyes, in that order. 2024-11-21T05:11:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0mz634ay0ptjrumgzp05c0wg55y9ha32uqcmgnwlsa63m7w2dpzgzyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dcu45q5z &#34;So, how do I look?&#34;<br/>&#34;Like someone who swallows cigarettes for free drinks at bars.&#34; 2024-11-21T05:10:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0f6avhrmht60wwqjxknthsdqf7wz50auu0dyytqfd7mumj98xm9gzyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dc3u4te9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyzc6ylhduwntgqzu3kjs09j26s8hlvl7v5320sejx8uuee5a029gjy9fhv'>nevent1q…9fhv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You know he wants NPH&#39;s outfit in Starship Troopers.<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-1.wasabisys.com/lor-sh/lor-sh/media_attachments/files/113/519/195/407/276/253/original/f3e51df86c2458ed.jpg"> <br/> 2024-11-21T05:04:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxr372r4kcf8v64w2ug8jmd243ynkehkzrnahywtqj3mkxh8fng2szyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dc5r2lrn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg43syvmup9lpze43t2y4ahe097kmqmgf5qpx78expeulru7da0as30rx70'>nevent1q…rx70</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Let it all out 2024-11-19T03:16:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszquleyzkjlvyfafc4fhtmfnt5zj3c8nx0jmvswuu04ew862tngtgzyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dcm4fsne In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszjkx8j6s2d5sw28se6lpfp0zwg9r86zzpscc66lnlx5aqdv4r9xqaw5ntf'>nevent1q…5ntf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;d go e it a shot but my left hook ain&#39;t what it used to be. 2024-11-18T07:56:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdf339dy6689m3usffsjnpqswm0393wwapqc8d86vh9cqe0mmt49qzyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dc0d7rlj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfmruw64jjdnmeyd6kkdyh7hfsmnrzwlw9l00tr0m7j9y33epsfug5aht9z'>nevent1q…ht9z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You know what they about men with big noses... 2024-11-18T07:50:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr2y2uxllgdf0kj8r8zjm3r4vd2rlphm3vjf0nx0gt2k56rv526hgzyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dckawwjx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyw5u3j0kew70ymetzcne8zazr3mnwzwhwt878u4vg49q07zcqhgc0xqgd6'>nevent1q…qgd6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m generally a nonviolent person but when someone just invites you to, whatcha gonna do. 2024-11-17T02:58:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyur58znzk8ns4ezeefssw2qzkmyqvqess6y5e0768jm4aav04wcqzyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dctmryys Me: I&#39;ll have the mouse for dessert.<br/>Waiter: That&#39;s mousse, sir.<br/>Me: Hmm. That would be too much. 2024-11-05T12:19:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvmwfwygl6hcswym7ydtx859fdyz2x0lnqnj3v0sn8djjp0xr0q3szyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dc0zp9f7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrdc674e8xmzwsfqdmy657l8dajp7ht6098z9yk6agtfr8435dxhqpdcfjs'>nevent1q…cfjs</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They&#39;re changing the dogs into cats. They&#39;re changing the cats into dogs. They&#39;re changing the pets. 2024-10-27T09:05:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy24kn38pv6d69u33rw25zx0z755tuj50cyuatexqhngzzgqenxsqzyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dccjx3md In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspcy5el99nkndd33tj5zp74uacuxf2gfkjhs9d9u363f5yyn8lqsqh9s6ad'>nevent1q…s6ad</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The Holy Hammer of Hebron? 2024-10-25T05:33:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqnq6kgdfp353a6wr4kf5mcsfzh9s6cg0sje085htwl0r04d6gz7gzyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dcna976u In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy5wstnnlx8u4266pywgd54r0an9lcd7cmkx6vr88jzdshuhf7xngpwuqr4'>nevent1q…uqr4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I said to a moderate degree, but 2nd thought, if I was under I could find something to do. 2024-09-24T01:01:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfpscml66wqqga984atyss6gjrk5rxwugcj4v2lluwdgfed7e6j8czyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dcueywwf And this is where I had my first French hug. That&#39;s where you feel a girl&#39;s armpits. 2024-09-23T02:39:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2pvdv8we354pur07lk8xx6j4uvpp88qsc4pw0rzwuuvuvktpwrdszyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dce7uddh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs98we4wkf6sj88njthlfh05nj8kethfaqvjxpu77lt6fqeckzzcfs2kawxf'>nevent1q…awxf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>We need more countries to do the same. 2024-08-31T14:16:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd78z9aeggdatl7a8rtnnjljmgxyycqzf0pkr2qe9w8tg4rfgdggqzyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dc2xgcz6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9zt8jtfvdxgg9n8crxe7edm9yaexl65f3rvp37npp7vq4rk4cnhse4au44'>nevent1q…au44</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m already going to vote for her, you don&#39;t have to keep trying to convince me. 2024-08-16T02:05:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswhd2hvtfl8ftjzws68q3prq480qs95ua90czqgerp0l4v4e8xy7czyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dcwqk38x At least he died doing what he loved. Eating peanuts in a hotel lobby. 2024-08-10T00:31:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyn3as5x705td998p9q8jh6asl8vkejqfsh0xpd0cm9c4a6keevtgzyqkhw8vnfm4kqcxx4cjlaasxm69t76kk78d39lvqskvprjhc8k7dcwa24a7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqygs9kxwdsym49pp2tf4sp54ajzxcwe96qhv5wtyl4hklxpr4dsfvz7nl'>nevent1q…z7nl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Hobby Lobby v State of California brought to you by Miller High Life, the champagne of beers. 2024-08-04T13:25:25Z