Nostr notes by Pastor of Muppets

I realize that this is probably an issue with my perspective, but ...

2026-11-10T14:02:17Z

I realize that this is probably an issue with my perspective, but I find it endlessly fascinating (and yet annoying) how impossible it is for the other members of my household to walk outside, get in the car, start the engine and drive away. There's always a minimum of 15 minutes running laps around the house first. What are these people doing

RE: https://mastodon.art/@mobydick/117532762976072269 I wish ...

2026-10-31T00:49:05Z

RE: https://mastodon.art/@mobydick/117532762976072269

I wish I'd known this sentence when I was looking to pad out my term papers in school

nope, my wife did but I haven't suffered more than an ...

2026-10-26T14:41:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…jsfx
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nope, my wife did but I haven't suffered more than an overnight ER visit for a scratched eye for more than a year, thank god

At that "how could I possibly be this tired" level of ...

2026-10-26T14:32:59Z

At that "how could I possibly be this tired" level of tired

Finally broke down and went to the ER, which is JUMPIN' ...

2026-10-20T03:25:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…3xwz
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Finally broke down and went to the ER, which is JUMPIN' tonight, god bless 'em and their stressful jobs. Gonna be a late night.

But in happy news, it's just a short story but NEW SUSANNA CLARKE https://www.bloomsbury.com/us/bishop-of-durham-attempts-to-surrender-the-city-9781639739813/

LOL a friend on here asked why I buy dog marijuana for Pete, and ...

2026-10-19T22:50:28Z

LOL a friend on here asked why I buy dog marijuana for Pete, and about five minutes later he clawed my left eyeball. Funniest painful injury since one of my bees stung me on the lip.

Daughter: You have a lot of watches. Me: Yes, you could say that ...

2026-09-17T23:07:23Z

Daughter: You have a lot of watches.

Me: Yes, you could say that I have a lot of...time on my hands

Daughter: 🙄

duvet covers are evidence that mass psychosis is real. Millions ...

2026-09-07T23:56:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…f7cc
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duvet covers are evidence that mass psychosis is real. Millions of people act like it's perfectly normal to have a fussy, ill-designed, labor-intensive blanket rather than just throwing a regular blanket or quilt on their bed that works at least as well and is 1/10th the work.