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NEWS! Trump holds peace talks with Iranian restaurant ...

2026-03-24T14:11:01Z

NEWS! Trump holds peace talks with Iranian restaurant https://newsthump.com/2026/03/24/trump-holds-peace-talks-with-iranian-restaurant/

Make Orwell Fiction Again. Because we're probably only a few ...

2026-03-05T11:28:04Z

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NEWS! Lord Mandelson resigns from Labour to pursue dream of ...

2026-02-02T12:41:16Z

NEWS! Lord Mandelson resigns from Labour to pursue dream of becoming Calvin Klein underwear model https://newsthump.com/2026/02/02/lord-mandelson-resigns-from-labour-to-pursue-dream-of-becoming-calvin-klein-underwear-model/

'Melania' defies critics by winning FIFA Oscar for Best ...

2026-02-02T11:11:03Z

'Melania' defies critics by winning FIFA Oscar for Best Movie

NEWS! “…and you lot can f**k off as well,” Badenoch tells ...

2026-01-30T10:42:08Z

NEWS! “…and you lot can f**k off as well,” Badenoch tells Tory voters https://newsthump.com/2026/01/30/and-you-lot-can-fk-off-as-well-badenoch-tells-tory-voters/

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2026-01-29T13:57:03Z

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Live your life in such a way that Bruce Springsteen doesn't ...

2026-01-29T08:15:07Z

Live your life in such a way that Bruce Springsteen doesn't release a song about how much of an a**hole you are...

NEWS! Company insisting you can't 'work from home' ...

2026-01-26T10:17:00Z

NEWS! Company insisting you can't 'work from home' also expects you to respond to work emails after you've 'gone home' https://newsthump.com/2026/01/26/company-insisting-you-cant-work-from-home-also-expects-you-to-respond-to-work-emails-after-youve-gone-home/

NEWS! 'He shouldn’t have been bearing arms' says ...

2026-01-26T08:28:00Z

NEWS! 'He shouldn’t have been bearing arms' says country obsessed with right to bear arms https://newsthump.com/2026/01/26/he-shouldnt-have-been-bearing-arms-says-country-obsessed-with-right-to-bear-arms/

NEWS! Founding members of Trump's Peace Council finally ...

2026-01-23T09:38:03Z

NEWS! Founding members of Trump's Peace Council finally revealed https://newsthump.com/2026/01/23/founding-members-of-trumps-peace-council-finally-revealed/

NEWS! Native Americans intrigued by Trump's claim that ...

2026-01-19T14:47:51Z

NEWS! Native Americans intrigued by Trump's claim that 'landing boats' doesn’t grant you ownership of the entire country https://newsthump.com/2026/01/19/native-americans-intrigued-by-trumps-claim-that-landing-boats-doesnt-grant-you-ownership-of-the-entire-country/

NEWS! Nigel Farage's guide to earning seven-figures as an MP ...

2026-01-19T12:59:04Z

NEWS! Nigel Farage's guide to earning seven-figures as an MP and using private jets while not being part of the 'Establishment Elite' https://newsthump.com/2026/01/19/nigel-farages-guide-to-earning-seven-figures-as-an-mp-and-using-private-jets-while-not-being-part-of-the-establishment-elite/

I’m guessing him telling the Tangerine Grope Machine that this ...

2026-01-18T20:57:03Z

I’m guessing him telling the Tangerine Grope Machine that this is “wrong”, will prove to be about as effective as that time I told my Nan’s cat that bringing dead birds into the kitchen was “wrong”.

NEWS! United States driving test to include 'three-point turn ...

2026-01-11T15:47:23Z

NEWS! United States driving test to include 'three-point turn while being shot in the face' manoeuvre https://newsthump.com/2026/01/11/united-states-driving-test-to-include-three-point-turn-while-being-shot-in-the-face-manoeuvre/

The new ad campaign for X is nothing if not honest... ...

2026-01-10T09:57:04Z

The new ad campaign for X is nothing if not honest...

NEWS! Elon Musk to address the issue of sexualised deep-fakes by ...

2026-01-09T12:53:46Z

NEWS! Elon Musk to address the issue of sexualised deep-fakes by monetising it https://newsthump.com/2026/01/09/elon-musk-to-address-the-issue-of-sexualised-deep-fakes-by-monetising-it/

Thought for the day... ...

2026-01-09T10:21:53Z

Thought for the day...

NEWS! Donald Trump wins inaugural FIFA Abduction Prize ...

2026-01-05T08:25:35Z

NEWS! Donald Trump wins inaugural FIFA Abduction Prize https://newsthump.com/2026/01/05/donald-trump-wins-inaugural-fifa-abduction-prize/

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2025-12-30T21:07:23Z

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ICYMI in September: The United States once again demonstrates its ...

2025-12-30T18:16:03Z

ICYMI in September: The United States once again demonstrates its unique talent for scientific deduction... read the full story here >>> https://newsthump.com/2025/09/23/nation-capable-of-spotting-spurious-link-between-paracetamol-and-autism-still-baffled-by-obvious-link-between-guns-and-mass-shootings/

ICYMI back in August: Zelensky's dress sense annoyed the ...

2025-12-30T13:24:14Z

ICYMI back in August: Zelensky's dress sense annoyed the Republicans again...

ICYMI back in July: Keith Richards undergoes The Quickening. Read ...

2025-12-29T15:15:14Z

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NEWS! White House adds permanent black square to President ...

2025-12-22T08:06:14Z

NEWS! White House adds permanent black square to President Trump’s face https://newsthump.com/2025/12/22/white-house-adds-permanent-black-square-to-president-trumps-face/

Probably the best movie depiction of 'Santa' of all time, ...

2025-12-10T13:21:04Z

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NEWS! Liverpudlians form orderly queue to be thrown under a bus ...

2025-12-09T10:03:24Z

NEWS! Liverpudlians form orderly queue to be thrown under a bus for £400k per week https://newsthump.com/2025/12/09/liverpudlians-form-orderly-queue-to-be-thrown-under-a-bus-for-400k-per-week/

Inspired by the comments on our Facebook page... ...

2025-11-30T11:18:18Z

Inspired by the comments on our Facebook page...

NEWS! Donald Trump spends afternoon killing all Thanksgiving ...

2025-11-25T10:37:30Z

NEWS! Donald Trump spends afternoon killing all Thanksgiving turkeys previously pardoned by Joe Biden https://newsthump.com/2025/11/25/donald-trump-spends-afternoon-killing-all-thanksgiving-turkeys-previously-pardoned-by-joe-biden-2/

Let's deport the racists. A sentiment many of us believe ...

2025-11-22T12:33:28Z

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NEWS! BBC apologises to Basil Fawlty for edits that make him look ...

2025-11-13T11:05:10Z

NEWS! BBC apologises to Basil Fawlty for edits that make him look like a nasty incompetent snob https://newsthump.com/2025/11/13/bbc-apologises-to-basil-fawlty-for-edits-that-make-him-look-like-a-nasty-incompetent-snob/

Oh, this is just chef's kiss This Reform Council now has ...

2025-11-04T13:37:07Z

Oh, this is just *chef's kiss*

This Reform Council now has two options.

1. Take down the flags due to their own "health and safety" rules (which they claim to despise)
2. Leave them up and become one of those infamous "Cancelling Christmas" councils

Decisions decisions...

It's going to be a difficult few days for racists across the ...

2025-11-04T11:09:52Z

It's going to be a difficult few days for racists across the country. No sooner do we discover the attacker was a British man called Anthony Williams, than we discover the rail worker hero who almost gave his life to save passengers on his train is called Samir Zitouni.

We can't wait to hear their hot takes on whether this hero is "British" or not...

NEWS! Keir Starmer demands to see trick or treater’s digital ...

2025-10-31T10:25:09Z

NEWS! Keir Starmer demands to see trick or treater’s digital IDs https://newsthump.com/2025/10/31/keir-starmer-demands-to-see-trick-or-treaters-digital-ids/

NEWS! "MPs must take action to protect women and girls" ...

2025-10-30T12:53:46Z

NEWS! "MPs must take action to protect women and girls" insists man leading party where 25% of MPs had a conviction for beating women https://newsthump.com/2025/10/30/mps-must-take-action-to-protect-women-and-girls-insists-man-leading-party-where-25-of-mps-had-a-conviction-for-beating-women/

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2025-10-27T12:33:05Z

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NEWS! I am still the greatest computer of all time, insists ZX ...

2025-10-15T15:18:45Z

NEWS! I am still the greatest computer of all time, insists ZX Spectrum 48k https://newsthump.com/2025/10/15/i-am-still-the-greatest-computer-of-all-time-insists-zx-spectrum-48k/

A grifter's tale in two images. It never ceases to amaze us ...

2025-10-03T08:26:11Z

A grifter's tale in two images. It never ceases to amaze us how easily some people are duped by these charlatan fraudsters...

NEWS! Donald Trump to ban Indiana Jones franchise after learning ...

2025-10-01T11:17:02Z

NEWS! Donald Trump to ban Indiana Jones franchise after learning of its strong anti-fascist themes https://newsthump.com/2025/10/01/donald-trump-to-ban-indiana-jones-franchise-after-learning-of-its-strong-anti-fascist-themes/

NEWS! Least popular government in decades attempts to change its ...

2025-09-26T12:16:38Z

NEWS! Least popular government in decades attempts to change its fortunes by reintroducing least popular policy in decades https://newsthump.com/2025/09/26/least-popular-government-in-decades-attempts-to-change-its-fortunes-by-reintroducing-least-popular-policy-in-decades/

NEWS! Locking up corrupt Presidents for financial crimes sets ...

2025-09-26T11:05:05Z

NEWS! Locking up corrupt Presidents for financial crimes sets 'a terrible precedent', warns President with 34 felony convictions for financial crime https://newsthump.com/2025/09/26/locking-up-corrupt-presidents-for-financial-crimes-sets-a-terrible-precedent-warns-president-with-34-felony-convictions-for-financial-crime/

NEWS! Nation capable of spotting spurious link between ...

2025-09-23T07:18:01Z

NEWS! Nation capable of spotting spurious link between paracetamol and autism still baffled by obvious link between guns and mass shootings https://newsthump.com/2025/09/23/nation-capable-of-spotting-spurious-link-between-paracetamol-and-autism-still-baffled-by-obvious-link-between-guns-and-mass-shootings/

NEWS! Taliban praises US government for clamping down on speech ...

2025-09-19T08:55:01Z

NEWS! Taliban praises US government for clamping down on speech it doesn't like https://newsthump.com/2025/09/19/taliban-praises-us-government-for-clamping-down-on-speech-it-doesnt-like/

Fixed that for you BBC. Once again, a spectacular case of ...

2025-09-18T07:49:43Z

Fixed that for you BBC. Once again, a spectacular case of mistaking the subject of the joke for the object of a joke. I would say that mistake represents 90% of the 'complaints' we got when we wrote a few pieces about the shooting last week.

NEWS! Northern scientists conclusively prove Southern softness ...

2025-09-17T13:23:26Z

NEWS! Northern scientists conclusively prove Southern softness https://newsthump.com/2025/09/17/northern-scientists-conclusively-prove-southern-softness-3/

NEWS! Anti-genocide protesters to avoid arrest by dressing up as ...

2025-09-10T08:18:10Z

NEWS! Anti-genocide protesters to avoid arrest by dressing up as farmers and driving tractors https://newsthump.com/2025/09/10/anti-genocide-protesters-to-avoid-arrest-by-dressing-up-as-farmers-and-driving-tractors/

He's not been seen in public since Tuesday, is it a viral ...

2025-08-30T09:02:32Z

He's not been seen in public since Tuesday, is it a viral marketing campaign for a new movie...?

NEWS! Nigel Farage tells supporters, 'Leaving the ECHR will ...

2025-08-27T16:45:03Z

NEWS! Nigel Farage tells supporters, 'Leaving the ECHR will fix all of your problems in exactly the same way leaving the EU did' https://newsthump.com/2025/08/27/nigel-farage-tells-supporters-leaving-the-echr-will-fix-all-of-your-problems-in-exactly-the-same-way-leaving-the-eu-did/

NEWS! Man finally understands the concept of unconscious bias ...

2025-08-26T09:34:30Z

NEWS! Man finally understands the concept of unconscious bias after learning that Bluey is a girl https://newsthump.com/2025/08/26/man-finally-understands-the-concept-of-unconscious-bias-after-learning-that-bluey-is-a-girl-2/

NEWS! 'Nato-style guarantee' offered by man who threatens ...

2025-08-19T10:49:01Z

NEWS! 'Nato-style guarantee' offered by man who threatens to ditch Nato about once a month https://newsthump.com/2025/08/19/nato-style-guarantee-offered-by-man-who-threatens-to-ditch-nato-about-once-a-month/

After his success in Alaska, Donald is re-releasing his ...

2025-08-17T12:51:06Z

After his success in Alaska, Donald is re-releasing his best-seller...

NEWS! "I'm protesting at this hotel because asylum ...

2025-08-09T09:36:38Z

NEWS! "I'm protesting at this hotel because asylum seekers are a danger to women" insists man supporting party where 25% of MPs had a conviction for beating women https://newsthump.com/2025/08/09/im-protesting-at-this-hotel-because-asylum-seekers-are-a-danger-to-women-insists-man-supporting-party-where-25-of-mps-had-a-conviction-for-beating-women/

NEWS! The British people love a snitch and this will definitely ...

2025-08-08T07:47:01Z

NEWS! The British people love a snitch and this will definitely make voters love me, insists Kemi Badenoch https://newsthump.com/2025/08/08/the-british-people-love-a-snitch-and-this-will-definitely-make-voters-love-me-insists-kemi-badenoch/

NEWS! "Keep practising or I'll kill myself!" - ...

2025-08-06T09:28:16Z

NEWS! "Keep practising or I'll kill myself!" - Duolingo owl 'getting pushier' https://newsthump.com/2025/08/06/keep-practising-or-ill-kill-myself-duolingo-owl-getting-pushier/

NEWS! Please stop calling them the ‘Farage Riots’, demands ...

2025-07-24T11:02:03Z

NEWS! Please stop calling them the ‘Farage Riots’, demands man behind the Farage Riots https://newsthump.com/2025/07/24/please-stop-calling-them-the-farage-riots-demands-man-behind-the-farage-riots/

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2025-07-09T13:23:14Z

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Literally three weeks between these two images. Who could ...

2025-07-09T08:45:17Z

Literally three weeks between these two images. Who could POSSIBLY have predicted something like this would happen?

This is a lot like being nominated for a First Aid prize by Dr ...

2025-07-08T09:57:11Z

This is a lot like being nominated for a First Aid prize by Dr Harold Shipman

NEWS! Calls for Morrissey to be arrested after footage emerges of ...

2025-07-01T09:50:09Z

NEWS! Calls for Morrissey to be arrested after footage emerges of him demanding the DJ be hanged https://newsthump.com/2025/07/01/calls-for-morrissey-to-be-arrested-after-footage-emerges-of-him-demanding-the-dj-be-hanged/

NEWS! After two years of massacre in Gaza, true villains revealed ...

2025-07-01T07:27:14Z

NEWS! After two years of massacre in Gaza, true villains revealed as couple of punky hip-hop bands https://newsthump.com/2025/07/01/after-two-years-of-massacre-in-gaza-true-villains-revealed-as-couple-of-punky-hip-hop-bands/

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2025-06-30T10:18:12Z

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NEWS! President Trump instructs National Guard to arrest anyone ...

2025-06-10T08:23:09Z

NEWS! President Trump instructs National Guard to arrest anyone who doesn't have a MAGA flag in their garden https://newsthump.com/2025/06/10/president-trump-instructs-national-guard-to-arrest-anyone-who-doesnt-have-a-maga-flag-in-their-garden/

NEWS! Trump bans penguins from travelling to the United States ...

2025-06-05T14:31:29Z

NEWS! Trump bans penguins from travelling to the United States https://newsthump.com/2025/06/05/trump-bans-penguins-from-travelling-to-the-united-states/

Opinion: Bringing back National Service is a fantastic idea now ...

2025-06-03T09:59:12Z

Opinion: Bringing back National Service is a fantastic idea now that I'm too old to have to do it myself https://newsthump.com/2025/06/03/opinion-bringing-back-national-service-is-a-fantastic-idea-now-that-im-too-old-to-have-to-do-it-myself/

NEWS! Scientists reclassify the shortest measurable unit of time ...

2025-05-22T08:20:19Z

NEWS! Scientists reclassify the shortest measurable unit of time as that which occurs between Tommy Robinson criminal charges and the launch of his fundraising page https://newsthump.com/2025/05/22/scientists-reclassify-the-shortest-measurable-unit-of-time-as-that-which-occurs-between-tommy-robinson-criminal-charges-and-the-launch-of-his-fundraising-page/

NEWS! Keir Starmer meets with Nigel Farage to see what he’s ...

2025-05-13T09:15:51Z

NEWS! Keir Starmer meets with Nigel Farage to see what he’s supposed to do next
https://newsthump.com/2025/05/13/keir-starmer-meets-with-nigel-farage-to-see-what-hes-supposed-to-do-next/

NEWS! Papal breeding programme branded a success after litter of ...

2025-05-07T08:04:05Z

NEWS! Papal breeding programme branded a success after litter of baby Popes unveiled by Vatican https://newsthump.com/2025/05/07/papal-breeding-programme-branded-a-success-after-litter-of-baby-popes-unveiled-by-vatican/

NEWS! Doctors uncover link between increasing number of children ...

2025-05-04T09:16:18Z

NEWS! Doctors uncover link between increasing number of children getting measles and their parents being gullible morons https://newsthump.com/2025/05/04/doctors-uncover-link-between-increasing-number-of-children-getting-measles-and-their-parents-being-gullible-morons/

NEWS! Man who clapped for NHS five years ago voted for party that ...

2025-05-03T07:46:10Z

NEWS! Man who clapped for NHS five years ago voted for party that wants to stop funding it https://newsthump.com/2025/05/03/man-who-clapped-for-nhs-five-years-ago-voted-for-party-that-wants-to-stop-funding-it/

NEWS! Pope loses will to live after meeting JD Vance ...

2025-04-21T09:09:17Z

NEWS! Pope loses will to live after meeting JD Vance https://newsthump.com/2025/04/21/pope-loses-will-to-live-after-meeting-jd-vance/

NEWS! New Toby Carvery mysteriously appears next to Sycamore Gap ...

2025-04-18T10:10:13Z

NEWS! New Toby Carvery mysteriously appears next to Sycamore Gap stump https://newsthump.com/2025/04/18/new-toby-carvery-mysteriously-appears-next-to-sycamore-gap-stump/

NEWS! Donald Trump’s ball discovered in the Albert Hall ...

2025-04-15T08:25:18Z

NEWS! Donald Trump’s ball discovered in the Albert Hall https://buff.ly/VNm2Yan

Evergreen story... ...

2025-04-04T17:34:02Z

Evergreen story...

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2025-03-25T11:55:03Z

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Any parent reading this will know the unconditional love you have ...

2025-03-23T20:57:26Z

Any parent reading this will know the unconditional love you have for your children. It is literally UNconditional.

However, here is Elon saying his child is dead because they're trans. Not committed a horrific crime. Not murdered anyone. Not even shoplifted.

They're just trans.

That's it. And now dead to him.

If he can't have empathy for his own children, what makes you think he gives two shits about the rest of you?

NEWS! Government to 'encourage' wheelchair users to find ...

2025-03-19T10:30:02Z

NEWS! Government to 'encourage' wheelchair users to find work as shopping trolleys https://buff.ly/S25TQvC

Does anyone know what the collective noun is for a group of ...

2025-03-18T08:08:22Z

Does anyone know what the collective noun is for a group of people who have all been found liable for sexual assault? Asking for a friend, and suggestions welcome!

NEWS! Noted philanthropist Donald Trump makes buying stocks ...

2025-03-11T11:35:30Z

NEWS! Noted philanthropist Donald Trump makes buying stocks affordable to all Americans through kind-hearted economic crash https://buff.ly/woGCA6k

They’re turning Teslas into $40,000 MAGA hats. Let’s see how ...

2025-03-11T07:34:33Z

They’re turning Teslas into $40,000 MAGA hats. Let’s see how that works out for them…

NEWS! I said nothing when they came for Andrew Tate, I said ...

2025-03-05T12:34:44Z

NEWS! I said nothing when they came for Andrew Tate, I said nothing when they came for Russell Brand, I said nothing when they came for Laurence Fox, and I remain perfectly comfortable with all of those decisions https://buff.ly/MwaqDCJ

NEWS! Vladimir Putin wins Oscar for Best Director of a Foreign ...

2025-03-03T09:03:22Z

NEWS! Vladimir Putin wins Oscar for Best Director of a Foreign Country https://buff.ly/5GI9Nxe

Zelensky was accused of "being disrespectful" for not ...

2025-02-28T20:50:10Z

Zelensky was accused of "being disrespectful" for not wearing a suit and tie in the Oval Office. But apparently, you can wear a T-shirt, jeans and a cap if you're the boss 🤷‍♂️

Watching all the MAGA-loon 'citizen journalists' waving ...

2025-02-28T09:56:35Z

Watching all the MAGA-loon 'citizen journalists' waving around these Epstein Files binders like they have some incredible Woodward & Bernstein-style exclusive reminds me of when you give a child a pretend steering wheel, and they sit in the back of the car pleased as punch that they're driving everyone around.

If you're a federal employee over in the US, and you're ...

2025-02-24T16:45:00Z

If you're a federal employee over in the US, and you're trying to get Elon to ignore you, just make sure you include in today's email that you're one of his kids.

NEWS! Hannibal Lector confirmed as US secretary for Not Eating ...

2025-02-20T11:08:23Z

NEWS! Hannibal Lector confirmed as US secretary for Not Eating People https://buff.ly/4339Rfy

Have you noticed the rise of Notstalgia on social media? We ...

2025-02-17T09:45:03Z

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It's been a while since we shared this, but given the rise of ...

2025-02-14T11:54:40Z

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NEWS! North American Black History Month kicks off with the now ...

2025-02-03T14:10:08Z

NEWS! North American Black History Month kicks off with the now traditional 'wailing of the c*nts' https://buff.ly/40F74q5

Imagine it’s a year ago, and this air crash tragedy happened on ...

2025-01-30T20:45:01Z

Imagine it’s a year ago, and this air crash tragedy happened on Biden’s watch. One week after he fired the FAA director, froze air traffic control hiring, and disbanded the Aviation Safety Advisory Board.

Can you IMAGINE Trump’s reaction…

NEWS! "DeepSeek is totally rubbish and doesn’t know ...

2025-01-28T13:09:12Z

NEWS! "DeepSeek is totally rubbish and doesn’t know anything" insists ChatGPT https://buff.ly/40CZoVk

NEWS! Company insisting you can no longer 'work from ...

2025-01-24T12:56:37Z

NEWS! Company insisting you can no longer 'work from home' also expects you to respond to work emails after you've 'gone home' https://buff.ly/4jqeB4F

Inspired by all the Elon-bros leaping to defend him by blaming ...

2025-01-22T13:24:10Z

Inspired by all the Elon-bros leaping to defend him by blaming his behaviour on the fact that "he's autistic". The new Caughtism definition on a mug! Get yours here >>> https://shop.newsthump.com/product/caughtism-definition-mug/?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=image-post&utm_campaign=220125CaughtismMug

Eric Morecambe's famous paper bag trick, as illustrated by ...

2025-01-19T13:36:05Z

Eric Morecambe's famous paper bag trick, as illustrated by the always excellent HappyToast! Get this on a T-shirt here >>> https://shop.newsthump.com/product/morecambe-and-wise-bag-trick-happytoast-t-shirt/?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=image-post&utm_campaign=190125paperbagTee

I don’t know why people find it so hard to believe that Elon ...

2024-12-31T08:32:57Z

I don’t know why people find it so hard to believe that Elon would willingly pretend to be someone he’s not while online.

He still pretends he is a founder of Tesla.

Your casual reminder that Sissy SpaceX just spent $150m ensuring ...

2024-12-22T10:09:37Z

Your casual reminder that Sissy SpaceX just spent $150m ensuring the US will have a president in his 80s 🤷🏻‍♂️

NEWS! Elon Musk's DOGE secures first big efficiency win by ...

2024-12-20T10:30:34Z

NEWS! Elon Musk's DOGE secures first big efficiency win by saving $190m of government money that was about to be wasted on child cancer research https://buff.ly/49P8JgZ

NEWS! Dreadful hate-filled spam-faced old misogynist of the year ...

2024-12-18T10:42:50Z

NEWS! Dreadful hate-filled spam-faced old misogynist of the year competition ends in a tie https://buff.ly/4fry6GV

Good news everyone! Lozza has decided you only have to pay taxes ...

2024-12-15T19:45:03Z

Good news everyone! Lozza has decided you only have to pay taxes when the government is doing things you like and agree with!

Why did no one think of doing this sooner?!

It's the last shopping weekend at the NewsThump store. We ...

2024-12-14T10:12:04Z

It's the last shopping weekend at the NewsThump store. We print all orders on demand so our last day for orders is imminent. Don't miss out! See all of our latest goodies with free UK shipping here >>> https://shop.newsthump.com/?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=image-post&utm_campaign=141224weekend

Given the "experts" who often appear in our comment ...

2024-12-13T11:45:03Z

Given the "experts" who often appear in our comment threads, we should point at this T-shirt more often! The first rule of Dunning-Kruger Club is that you don't know you're a member of Dunning-Kruger Club. Get the T-shirt here >>> https://shop.newsthump.com/product/dunning-kruger-club-t-shirt/?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=image-post&utm_campaign=131224DunningKrugerTee

NEWS! Death Star to host 2038 World Cup https://buff.ly/3D6qwUA

2024-12-12T09:09:40Z