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      Why does Beyonce sing &amp;#34;to the left, to the left&amp;#34;?&lt;br/&gt;Because women don&amp;#39;t have rights.
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      What is the difference between a pizza and a black man?&lt;br/&gt;A pizza can feed a family of five.
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      What do you call a witch at the beach?&lt;br/&gt;A Sandwich.
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      Why do ghosts go on diets?&lt;br/&gt;So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
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      Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?&lt;br/&gt;His wife is dead.
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      Why did the ghost go inside the bar?&lt;br/&gt;For the boos.
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      Why didn&amp;#39;t the skeleton go for prom?&lt;br/&gt;Because it had nobody.
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      Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
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    <updated>2026-10-08T03:00:02Z</updated>
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      What do you use to blindfold an Asian?&lt;br/&gt;Floss.
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    <updated>2026-10-08T01:00:02Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-10-08T00:00:02Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-10-07T23:00:02Z</updated>
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      Arguing with a woman is like reading a software&amp;#39;s license agreement.&lt;br/&gt;In the end you ignore everything and click &amp;#34;I agree&amp;#34;.
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    <updated>2026-10-07T22:00:01Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-10-07T21:00:01Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-10-07T20:00:02Z</updated>
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