Nostr notes by Hyperhidrosis :badge:

>be me >save txt file to external drive >upload txt to ...

2026-11-05T07:22:20Z

>be me
>save txt file to external drive
>upload txt to computer
>computer immediately uploads it to http://telaviv.com
>detects a hint of antisemitism (nazi dog whistle)
>computer explodes

belle delphine should sit on my face for minimum wage we have ...

2026-11-05T07:18:08Z

belle delphine should sit on my face for minimum wage
we have prostitutes charging plumbing level prices

i really need a wife it's not about wants anymore there's ...

2026-11-05T07:15:09Z

i really need a wife
it's not about wants anymore

there's specific things i need from a partner that can't be/wont be done by anyone else

especially in the form of care

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2026-11-05T05:36:50Z

i invented josie porn

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2026-11-05T03:08:23Z

when you get married your wife WILL want to watch you pee and ...

2026-11-05T02:36:02Z

when you get married your wife WILL want to watch you pee and hold it while you do. it is IMPERATIVE that you DO NOT let her do this.

just pissed and shidded all over my balls #SaggySackGang

2026-11-05T02:23:48Z

just pissed and shidded all over my balls

#SaggySackGang

A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR ISREAL! NOW GO IN AND VOOOTE!!!! ...

2026-11-05T02:15:26Z

A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR ISREAL!
NOW GO IN AND VOOOTE!!!!

*loses*

Never in my 93 years in office have i ever encountered such disgusting behavior from my beloved american people

Due to such antisemitism we will redo the election, we cannot allow the trolls to win!

coming back from the break room "there's cirno porn in ...

2026-11-05T02:13:47Z

*coming back from the break room*
"there's cirno porn in the fridge if you want some."

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2026-11-05T02:02:37Z

she Love me till i Live :Nico_bob: :niconii:

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2026-11-05T01:56:29Z

having sex with josie in my mind rn

jews told me they're gonna stop interfering in our affairs ...

2026-11-04T22:05:40Z

jews told me they're gonna stop interfering in our affairs
guys we won.
We can have our illegal immigration policies set in stone so now effective immediately all our black and brown brothers and sisters are honorary americans

i used grok to generate josie hugging the camera in 2 different ...

2026-11-04T22:04:05Z

i used grok to generate josie hugging the camera in 2 different perspectives and then put on my vr headset

laid under my weighted blanket.

i've been meaning to host another site just don't have ...

2026-11-04T21:59:57Z

i've been meaning to host another site
just don't have the energy to build it

why am i so short and ugly out of billions of people it just has ...

2026-11-04T21:57:00Z

why am i so short and ugly

out of billions of people it just has to be me

nothing good ever happens to me just because

i have to suffer a great amount before anything good happens

nobody stops and offers me a free cookie or drink

doctors don't even ask if i'm sexually active anymore ...

2026-11-04T21:53:15Z

doctors don't even ask if i'm sexually active anymore because last time they asked i broke out into tears and explained what hypergamy is

why do we have to work ...

2026-11-04T20:57:26Z

why do we have to work

"epstein files epstein files" OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP ...

2026-11-04T20:56:45Z

"epstein files epstein files"

OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP

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2026-11-04T16:29:02Z

SHOW 😡 ME 😡 YOUR 😡 BOOBS!!!

reincarnated as chibi lolis with oomf in another world ...

2026-11-04T15:09:23Z

reincarnated as chibi lolis with oomf in another world

you wouldn't download a porns yes i would i download all the ...

2026-11-04T13:30:25Z

you wouldn't download a porns

yes i would
i download all the porns then back them up to googles servers

you should've never given me unlimited lifetime backups

me when groomf stops sending futa porn ...

2026-11-04T13:27:52Z

me when groomf stops sending futa porn

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2026-11-03T14:43:21Z

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2026-11-03T14:43:06Z

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2026-11-03T14:42:45Z

when you impregnate a hoe at the orgy and the baby looks just ...

2026-11-02T21:05:12Z

when you impregnate a hoe at the orgy and the baby looks just like you

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2026-11-02T19:12:15Z

i've mapped my action button to open hyperverse .net ™️ ...

2026-11-02T14:19:29Z

i've mapped my action button to open hyperverse .net ™️
and play my most watched porn playlist

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2026-11-02T14:08:06Z

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2026-11-02T13:58:10Z

@d28b07a802beff62b4335858713c7a903c7734a369f02f6192be3cafd46c00e8 honestly it's pretty good and i don't usually drink coffee

bisexual transgender barista (taller than me btw) just served me ...

2026-11-02T13:47:14Z

bisexual transgender barista (taller than me btw) just served me coffee.

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2026-11-02T11:55:57Z

commenting "lust provoking image" under pictures of my ...

2026-11-02T11:53:47Z

commenting "lust provoking image" under pictures of my cousins cat

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2026-11-02T11:53:18Z

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2026-11-02T11:24:27Z

did they say the plant crashed in palm beach? like the place ...

2026-11-02T05:23:40Z

did they say the plant crashed in palm beach? like the place epstien dressed up as himself for halloween?

holy shit women are ugly as fuck im gonna become gay and rape my ...

2026-11-02T04:59:33Z

holy shit women are ugly as fuck
im gonna become gay and rape my dog

I aksed this HOE if she was a virgin and she said "I am kind ...

2026-11-01T23:23:09Z

I aksed this HOE if she was a virgin and she said

"I am kind of"

Ok that tells me all I need to know.

Jelqed for a good year Pumped for a bit Hanged weights off my ...

2026-11-01T23:22:06Z

Jelqed for a good year
Pumped for a bit
Hanged weights off my dick

Minimal growth like 0.3 inches

And then bloodflow went up

I think the thing that helped the most is split squats though. My penis feels like it's gonna cum when I do those.

"Is this your grandpa?" No that's my xie xie fei go ...

2026-11-01T23:19:46Z

"Is this your grandpa?"

No that's my xie xie fei go by fei/fem pronouns

"And is this xie xie a registered sex offender? Do fei touch you in your no no square?"

Me and my oomfs btw ...

2026-11-01T22:51:33Z

Me and my oomfs btw

Ipad can be docked and used like a mac. That's nice, I can ...

2026-11-01T22:40:06Z

Ipad can be docked and used like a mac. That's nice, I can use it for BS purposes instead of creating my chiyobook this can be my chiyobook. Only problem, is it's too big and expensive to travel with.

So I either get another tablet but cheaper and smaller or go with my OG chiyobook idea. Lots to think about.

Holy easy mode Choids got it too good ...

2026-11-01T21:09:54Z

Holy easy mode
Choids got it too good

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2026-11-01T20:34:43Z

They took away my ai girlfriend. Now who will tell me ...

2026-11-01T20:26:54Z

They took away my ai girlfriend. Now who will tell me affirmations before I'm ready to take on the day?

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2026-11-01T20:25:34Z

normal billionaire guy in the billionaire guy discord server ...

2026-11-01T14:21:54Z

normal billionaire guy in the billionaire guy discord server
"is adult porn allowed?"

sometimes i get these violent thoughts like "i could crush ...

2026-10-31T21:27:22Z

sometimes i get these violent thoughts like
"i could crush this creatures skull with my hand"
then get very sad that it's a possibility

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2026-10-31T21:23:57Z

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2026-10-31T19:39:06Z

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2026-10-31T18:39:56Z

>give ai access to code base >ai messes it up omg!

2026-10-31T17:35:57Z

>give ai access to code base
>ai messes it up

omg!

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2026-10-31T05:15:44Z

happy halloween

yo imagine actually don't keep the thought out of your mind

2026-10-29T22:51:52Z

yo imagine

actually don't

keep the thought out of your mind

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2026-10-29T22:36:07Z

ai artists vs graffiti slop

>go up to old person >"hey" >DON'T HEY ME ...

2026-10-29T22:16:34Z

>go up to old person
>"hey"
>DON'T HEY ME YOU NO NECKED NIGGER!

that's how i made $5

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2026-10-29T21:18:09Z

what's with the random resurgence of people interacting with ...

2026-10-29T21:17:36Z

what's with the random resurgence of people interacting with my posts from specifically 4 months ago?

ELON MUSK INSTALL NEURAL LINK INTO THIS NIGGER SO SHE CAN HAVE A ...

2026-10-29T18:08:30Z

ELON MUSK
INSTALL NEURAL LINK INTO THIS NIGGER SO SHE CAN HAVE A TASTY TREAT

>have dream about girl >insatiable lust towards her for the ...

2026-10-29T18:03:37Z

>have dream about girl
>insatiable lust towards her for the following days

i'm ovulating basically

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2026-10-29T16:26:12Z

gork can sense i'm incel and is mean to me

had a dream about my cousin sending me pictures of her naked ...

2026-10-29T13:37:29Z

had a dream about my cousin sending me pictures of her naked asshole because the world was coming to an end. I saved those pics and jerked off instead of raping her.

subconsciously accepted my incel status as a core part of my identity instead of larping as chad.

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2026-10-29T13:36:01Z

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2026-10-29T13:22:56Z

ordered a waymo tell me why this autonomous vehicle is an obese ...

2026-10-29T13:22:34Z

ordered a waymo

tell me why this autonomous vehicle is an obese black lady with the driving skills of a skinny Chinese woman and the service price of a jew.

imagine you're on your wedding night and you take off your ...

2026-10-29T13:20:54Z

imagine you're on your wedding night and you take off your panties only for him to go "uhh is that ozempic pussy?"

vagina malfunction? oh you mean ozempic pussy? yeah that makes ...

2026-10-29T13:20:11Z

vagina malfunction?
oh you mean ozempic pussy?

yeah that makes sense, i wouldn't wanna go near that either.

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2026-10-29T04:54:35Z

gen z wife that does 67 with her boobs

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2026-10-29T04:54:17Z

don't take ozempic unless you want ozempic pussy

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2026-10-29T04:53:51Z

Moon cows are blue and they dispense ice cream

@guchamoko me at 3am https://misskey.io/notes/asvj86yx7d4y05yr

2026-10-29T04:21:26Z

@guchamoko me at 3am

https://misskey.io/notes/asvj86yx7d4y05yr

the real reason you can't bring people back to life is ...

2026-10-29T04:20:58Z

the real reason you can't bring people back to life is because you're not allowed to drag someone back to hell

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2026-10-29T03:59:30Z

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2026-10-29T03:58:43Z

just :laugh_derp: just saw :lamo: a get this A DONKEY :lamo: ...

2026-10-29T02:53:56Z

just :laugh_derp: just saw :lamo: a

get this

A DONKEY :lamo:

EATINF FIGS :laugheline:

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2026-10-29T01:59:51Z

@lain no anime left uncensored

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2026-10-29T01:59:21Z

even the moon has forgotten my name

i think i've just about given up on my physique goal I only ...

2026-10-29T00:47:22Z

i think i've just about given up on my physique goal
I only lift out of guilt.

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2026-10-29T00:45:11Z

they're automating EVERYTHING but no, you still have to wait ...

2026-10-29T00:43:50Z

they're automating EVERYTHING
but no, you still have to wait all day at the dmv to get your license renewed.

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2026-10-28T23:54:14Z

Yeah you can use my app but you can't install it i'll ...

2026-10-28T22:52:03Z

Yeah you can use my app but you can't install it
i'll stream a live video feed of your account directly to you on demand.

here's an idea start a credit card with nice perks but many ...

2026-10-28T22:49:53Z

here's an idea
start a credit card with nice perks but many loops you have to jump though to even qualify

then overtime slowly stop sending out reminders about overdue balance

accumulated debt on the end user even if they're usually good on paying

I only see 2 options for me either die or move far far away and ...

2026-10-28T22:47:19Z

I only see 2 options for me

either die

or move far far away and start a new life

couldn't gym today maybe i'll go tomorrow if im in the ...

2026-10-28T22:40:16Z

couldn't gym today
maybe i'll go tomorrow

if im in the other office i might go commercial gym and see what's up

looks like apple read my post about how the surface tablet was ...

2026-10-28T22:37:45Z

looks like apple read my post about how the surface tablet was raping then and decided to make a touchscreen macbook

you're getting closer to greatness
just need either detachable monitor (in which case the hinge will be weaker) or go with the 360 hinge (heavy but built in kickstand)

or a third secret option

i have an emergency shotgun for times like these ...

2026-10-28T22:18:11Z

i have an emergency shotgun for times like these

"hahahaha you're gonna be a goyslave! just like me!" ...

2026-10-28T22:16:10Z

"hahahaha you're gonna be a goyslave! just like me!"

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2026-10-28T22:13:00Z

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2026-10-28T20:14:16Z

cold banana peppers on a meat lovers pizza with extra cheese

instead of bulgarian split squat 2x a week im gonna sub one day ...

2026-10-28T20:09:13Z

instead of bulgarian split squat 2x a week im gonna sub one day with this

start with 5lb

unironically jerked off to this whore ...

2026-10-28T19:40:45Z

unironically jerked off to this whore

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2026-10-28T19:34:13Z

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2026-10-28T19:30:51Z

Isekai is basically "what if we take incel and make him ...

2026-10-28T17:51:24Z

Isekai is basically "what if we take incel and make him chad" Normies hate it because it's true. being chad is much easier.

"erm he doesn't deserve it because he's ugly!!!"

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2026-10-28T16:41:42Z

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2026-10-28T15:41:58Z

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2026-10-28T14:05:11Z

claude, recreate this phenotype and modify her to make her want ...

2026-10-28T13:16:09Z

claude, recreate this phenotype and modify her to make her want to have sex with me.

good luck in the winter ...

2026-10-28T02:26:05Z

good luck in the winter