https://njump.me https://njump.me/npub1c6z5ztjge4tu2d9re0cq73q368q7cm7fcwjcgs8j38qamxtr5tlssuq3gp https://njump.me/nevent1qqs02qjjmmh309r9jds99rg6a2cgvppfjq6hsasa6nn505yyj9dnlmczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307r3q649 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs29zfdyhtkex20jc6fl35dpzjut3lcyhyp4xyxupmny5usqc7fcec6yj623'>nevent1q…j623</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Sucking the remnants of Bernard Manning off his fingers. 2026-08-31T07:14:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstkm0pdu79e23r7yjxr386swg0shcdmju5n35qlz7uetk8snl6p7szyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3079j7fjh <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBovVndjXqQ">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBovVndjXqQ</a> 2026-08-19T05:36:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2gcz4awv7d5ec6nhs5d2hpg3xytgmexz4sd8uh667y8rassvd3xqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3073du3ya I don&#39;t mean to seem horribly repressed, but people that walk about pushing babies in buggies - don&#39;t they know we&#39;re all thinking the same thing - we all know that they&#39;ve *whisper* had s e x 2026-07-24T16:08:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrn9j5vyvgth2yfg9553ufy3rgm6mht6z4l2pmnupn2tz2qq6a08szyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307y6sa82 Meta<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/940/337/409/703/889/original/25caf9043ff52bab.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-07-18T09:46:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstfuk0ye6tzunqrekpffudser7ezjzv6y27zq2hdl949vyzacsy0qzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307ru9yjv Hospital for yet another checkup on my heart after having an operation a couple of years ago (and being given the all clear last year). With the AuDHD Dx they don&#39;t want to give me any meds that might stress my heart unnecessarily. Fair enough. Have my tests done. Apparently I have &#39;amazing&#39; blood pressure and the heart rate of an athlete. Bit weird but yay. Finally get in to see the cardiology doctor. Different from my normal one. And he starts asking why I want to be autistic and tells me it&#39;s so trendy at the moment. That lots of people are after adhd medication for fun. That it&#39;s the human condition and a spectrum and everyone&#39;s on it and he&#39;s probably a bit autistic aswell or whatever. Asked (scoffing) who diagnosed me. I gently explained that it was about 40 people over 3 years and that there were endless assessments and interviews and meetings and tests. Made an unconvinced noise then said well I suppose we better do some further tests on you then. 👍<br/><br/>I remember when I was a kid thinking doctors and lawyers and teachers and nurses and police were morally beyond reproach. Held to a higher standard. Like Cameron Poe in Con Air. What is happening. I&#39;m pretty sure a doctor of specialist medicine just told me autism is made up and I&#39;m being a silly boy and messing about wasting everyones time. Am I? Am I who&#39;s wrong? I&#39;m fully prepared to accept this might be the case and that I&#39;ve been caught up in some mass hysteria and it&#39;s just my natural rhythms and how I communicate that has made me *appear* to be ND when in fact I&#39;m not and it&#39;s just some Venn overlap that&#39;s been misdiagnosed. Maybe all those people were so keen to diagnose another one that I got caught up with it all and thought..... yeah, actually maybe I *am*. But actually I&#39;m not. It&#39;s very confusing. I&#39;m being a bit glib but there&#39;s a bit of me that doesn&#39;t *not* think that a little. Most unpleasant. 2 stars. 2026-05-18T16:24:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvykh7j5gl0jkf3affjd04z7ydmw4ts6nrdph2gu9vu7yl25envjczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307nngqya Someone posted this but with no alttext. I couldn&#39;t find anyone else who&#39;s already posted it to boost, so am re-posting it. From the far right march in London yesterday. From, of course, Led By Donkeys.<br/><br/>Edit - Tricia also posted it yesterday! <a href="https://mastodon.scot/@TriciaB/116586009943155391">https://mastodon.scot/@TriciaB/116586009943155391</a><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/588/912/287/050/747/original/5797397b35015d48.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-05-17T08:24:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstuxkxqk2a8uhlcxmgf2gr8nvvfvhterupfklhtj6raluqr4ty45qzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307mmeht9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyag8anrl6vu7pr55xxlrhke4xlvtdevs4tcxn9kvh5hsg6eghx4qy4c74e'>nevent1q…c74e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Good. Lord. I genuinely figured they just rock up and you make something and that&#39;s it. What a ride! I&#39;m camera shy so it&#39;s not something I would do. But I love food and cooking and am always ALWAYS fascinated to see how other people live, and CDWM seems like a study into variations of the human condition and a sneak look into how other people live. What a terrific story though. And well done for doing it. Incredible stuff! It sounds - exhilarating but maybe not so much fun? 2026-05-11T07:45:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8t4sgmzd0saz59375pl86rfrql6690w5avzn6r0p5w9pl2t53mxczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307n8scev Oh no there&#39;s a Burger King logo generator<br/><br/><a href="https://pixelframe.design/burger-king-logo-font-generator/">https://pixelframe.design/burger-king-logo-font-generator/</a><br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/554/644/672/689/985/original/4ed17c2b437ebeb2.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-11T06:59:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv2fq7ppkxmym5xnsxxrv0x3nryurgk6ntjsdpqtjeeuttxhwv0gqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307qs3u4g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2vaztqkqthzleqn5elsq73mjpyqq9uds3gh5p3xhn2cc349axzug39rrnn'>nevent1q…rrnn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This is ace. Wow. What an enormous amount of care and attention you put into it! Incredible. I loved the intro and will read the rest when I&#39;m hungry. 😊❤️ 2026-05-10T19:56:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2sjlj4gju6v7aal6lvrjlc0ax68kunexhly2ptv2r05frf9nll8qzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307zlg946 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstltsy7al2hzp37qy4w6g98guue7jd52rvcnzr30t0ptqycj8p6ccwfudfh'>nevent1q…udfh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You guys are the fucking best 🤘 2026-05-08T10:25:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstltsy7al2hzp37qy4w6g98guue7jd52rvcnzr30t0ptqycj8p6cczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307328fjl Fedi people are the best people on this stupid planet and it&#39;s not even close 2026-05-08T10:24:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9lx45qna24cu5jmphj076vqt026nkmmahltmrejgzeqrjwaqnznszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307457eua Who remembers Cybertrucks? Lol 2026-04-17T10:47:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswrn06cyrk4w43c06a5kxt27a4zphzty2dnz9xdd3wqdvzpmpjp7szyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307965cjp Sometimes I am conflicted. I&#39;m very much for the animals and against any harm to them (including mental). However. Daughter showed me a new trend on the tiktok of people ragebaiting their cats by putting them down incredibly slowly. And I regret to inform you I found it very funny. Also, and this made me feel a little better, one of the cats scratched the shit out of their owner, so I sort of feel like it&#39;s OK. 2026-04-16T11:27:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz25p405l65ugpwj4vc46sujeux33se6tm6l5c8ckfj93ff7gy44szyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307fr6qrq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy9f0jwqge4p9awxg38wat2f7zrjajprf3ckmllqaykftawf0m40ga40hvn'>nevent1q…0hvn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/414/080/161/756/623/original/a7ff97373646a344.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-16T11:12:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsftqesgav2uf3kmvg8auy5v5j33d4auk9ekmnexplfefht2aelhdgzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3079vfp8j In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszwc494kpvrc65r96la9cw2cvrrs6r3g07e4ynk8qttc98hslm5pcmejh3e'>nevent1q…jh3e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I hope they&#39;re careful - if they&#39;re under a cemetery maybe they&#39;re............<br/>.<br/>.<br/>.<br/>.<br/>.<br/>.<br/>.<br/>.<br/>.<br/>.<br/>.<br/>.<br/>.<br/>.<br/>Zom-bees :dancing_bee: 2026-04-15T12:00:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs807680t0r0uyrqsxu9cdnaqj90m03a2xg84yfafghu92jukrqk0gzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw30723kpyl TIL that tigers are solitary creatures whilst lions are social and clingy. Good morning!<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/401/511/370/353/684/original/4ede9097cad49a13.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-04-14T05:56:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstznl70cyc8kfnj946qnqm7ywd8u7ekgrg65dv9f7eu0pwsvleenczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw30778na5a Occasionally a troll will pop up here. They don&#39;t want to engage you in conversation. They want to say something you&#39;ll obviously disagree with in order to get you to respond. That&#39;s what they&#39;re after - your response. It doesn&#39;t matter that you&#39;re right and they&#39;re wrong. When you respond you lose and they win. They get what they need from the interaction. Best thing you can do is ignore block. You might aswell argue with a traffic cone. It&#39;ll still be pointy and orange no matter what you say. Leave it out. It ain&#39;t worth it, babes. X 2026-04-13T08:30:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0p5w0kxqh23t8gtq955dw0vr2l74t4jx8h8pg732aqge8t7zl9vqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3073qqznf In this age of progress and innovation, will anyone try for a new Easter world record? The big 10. I suspect it&#39;s all in the technique. Rather than one at a time, if assembled into a tall column then sat down on very quickly. Shock and awe.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/350/905/913/537/948/original/f7dff6840fa3cbe6.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-05T07:27:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswaj23tgyj54d076nj0rhtsdrtj7qwhvk7rekpx4p7v4te88cvr3czyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307ttxpra In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrj2pvtuqpwmvjvxn6njv48u3v6pfrvuzh44p73yr35whmqcaay8qzzn5zk'>nevent1q…n5zk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I hear its pretty windy... 2026-03-08T21:46:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy0t30fspexzc23c20dhq0f54vqtak6223kalm0kh2ayk6xlamzgszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307w7euv7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqnh8ng2gkkt877zgks78nm2vf2pqqkl04nx8nw0jf7ekx8eepntqeg2e0s'>nevent1q…2e0s</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>When is it spunky old mens day, that&#39;s what I want to know 2026-02-20T14:59:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspd8j24fz999y6z0swzrsq0ffguwsrtwu8llxsmgjxcjv6tztgfuszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307gs6e9d Having a *tremendously* difficult day, chums. My instinct is to clam up and go all internal and self-destructive, but that is a very stupid idea and so I am telling you instead. I&#39;M HAVING A REALLY HORRIBLE TIME AT THE MOMENT AND TODAY IS PARTICULARLY BAD. If you are moved to, I wondered if you had any good news or funny memes or pics you might like to offload onto an Internet needy. LOVE YOU. ❤️ 2026-02-17T13:00:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxg07n8ywa237z4rpdxykr2l2qccc2uxlzsksct8xj45jkysmzxcgzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307s0clkr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0s9dvcseutc2v8zcangnjpjgxsl7f3lud29ren6p9j3sachw0wdqa8ns8g'>nevent1q…ns8g</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This is what happens when you have too much money<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/053/457/571/486/153/original/5a9ae9a8cd782ecb.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-11T18:44:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr6fnwee4qdl7g7d95twkzj7fc2wghws6t85shzatsk589ahm6svqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307qmjdux My wife is in a book club and reading a bunch of new and interesting books and also seeks out new films, new exhibitions, new experiences etc. I find myself re-reading old books I enjoyed, re-watching films I get a kick out of etc. My question is this.... should I be expanding my horizons rather than just finding that happy old safe place? Am I stagnating by following the same old grooves, or is this a legitimate path to peace and happiness? Is it OK to re-read the same series of books for the third or fourth time, or is that a dead end and I&#39;m closing myself off to new experiences. This was waaay deeper than I meant it to be. But still - legitimate question. X 2026-02-04T00:17:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2xse6ajc2tmzj7eysvnkdpwcp8u4sc8e8vgffnnkrutqxu6f24dqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307tfams0 Stuck the telly on and Gogglebox is on which I don&#39;t normally watch. Just discovered there is a reality TV show called MILF Manor 2 👍<br/><br/>The single DILFs of the young chaps have turned up and they are competing with their sons doing sexy striptease for all the MILFy Pilates instructors<br/><br/>I think it&#39;s the worst thing I&#39;ve ever seen 2026-01-27T21:44:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst3srxeqm4p89h2qgn8l6astsd8339gq38m97gmfu6r84zgf2c07qzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307a4ycha Shrek / Hulk - Shrulk<br/><br/>(I looked this up and of course it already exists - I do not recommend looking it up) 2026-01-26T08:33:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspz8e5hf60nr5ahktehhqne8yfz65ujwvehnuzgd6t7k4z7g4cymczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307t0tll8 When you have a wife and three daughters, trying to explain literally anything is quite difficult without everyone jeering and booing and throwing things 👍 2026-01-14T22:31:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdru0n0kw9fltj5rx6jhc4t6rfvpt4wrxfyt4jvyc0qgvxkczk9cqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307m58yvc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw3drlwewyql3z0vx9cgumvld9a7c4fg0dmv3nm3mknuagmeuaanszv680d'>nevent1q…680d</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🤣🤣🤣🤣<br/><br/>NO NOT THAT ONE 😂 the original 2026-01-14T11:17:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgkcddcmgjmct8xrlznjfy7un94g2hxkdvprqy6a9la0kxpxrvhxczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307rfw727 If you turn the Cocoon movie poster upside down it looks like NOOOOO<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/878/857/030/264/072/original/97f43aeeee1ac7be.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-11T22:42:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvtp8fjneds6txtjz25gks0hlpwygjuplf2gm8qq7ka5227md6ngczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307lgd7x0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0z9tyru3vew3ydlgxuskq98t86whufuth97k3nx2jpsd6lnwtd4qt4safr'>nevent1q…safr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Bit of a crime that my Tina Turner era was my mum liking her for Simply the Best and Steamy Windows etc. I thought of her as &#39;mum music&#39; until the first time I heard Proud Mary (the best version of the song) and it just blew my socks away (is that an expression?). What an absolute force of nature and so beautiful. In another lifetime I think we might have been very happy together. Well I would have been very happy and she would have presumably had very low self esteem. 2026-01-10T07:31:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9ph9awmrtvuehw9807vjh0utq45ptltv03m5xutt344ck3y3yvzgzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307qm4dng When do you think things will get good again, or do you reckon that&#39;s just it now? 2026-01-09T12:12:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9qzqel7hd06mee7c4x9nswd6nat7fpdqrw82gurk7rafh0u65m2gzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307wjvtsu Someone else&#39;s lovely funny post getting a lot of attention and then, like clockwork, a few comments in, insanity. People moved to respond with &#34;BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS OTHER TERRIBLE THING THAT HAS NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH YOUR POST&#34;. Yes, random nutter, they should be very sorry for the imagined thing you made up and barged in with, you absolute lunatic. I know this is a bit Hitlery but I sometimes think I should be allowed to sort people in order of personality then put them on an island or something. It might be fun to occasionally visit Nutter Island, just for a bit of adventure - a breath of fresh air - like paintballing. But for the rest of the time - you guys live with one another and leave the nice people alone. 2026-01-07T12:22:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdtneuwt2lcevf2zx5ruskw654d6q6n5ucpdvnaw5cq9e7xlnpf9qzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307xe2346 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfvnzldep9vnv6p6ywhr9gpqqcf59uy42qu4e3znm5pmve7jnyd3cgec62g'>nevent1q…c62g</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>We&#39;re lovin&#39; it lovin&#39; it lovin&#39; it 2026-01-07T09:14:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsruwz2pqfz37pxsr0dhhdztejcsl22ctsveqn6gvtxu9ryy6jthnqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3075vjemw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspypglnfpxppqfvgamnwjgw9myycw5na8q75qu5mlctupmfyc858c6dnjsy'>nevent1q…njsy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This is the worst thing I have ever heard 2026-01-07T08:59:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqq08fqdkwhq86msrwsmlf9dqxyf7s6m4degu0puwzdcp2s0zfm4qzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307nqfcpf I cannot be the first to notice that an anagram of Microsoft Copilot is Comic Roof Tit Slop<br/><br/>Really makes you think.... 2026-01-06T07:34:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr6vd3l30q78kyywaxxnw9lfd6y9yc434hst6el072grq69ntem9czyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307v6vuy8 Fwiw I switched to LibreOffice absolutely ages ago and barely noticed any difference. I habitually dual-save documents in odt and docx format, just so I can email to people without having to discuss/explain. Otherwise it&#39;s virtually the same. Easier even. I do not miss Microsoft. At all. You don&#39;t need it. If you can learn to post on Fedi, you&#39;re capable of learning how to use very slightly different word-processing/spreadsheet/presentation software. X 2026-01-06T07:23:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfa8edfdc69cs8vc3cwq0dh3t36tu5sr8xk453qvg43k7s8sa388szyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307weswqh All the cool rock bands do songs about Tolkien.... Led Zeppelin, Marillion, Rush, Grateful Dead, Spock. Maybe I need to write a rock song about Lord of the Rings. Maybe that&#39;s how I win......<br/><br/>Hot Lovin&#39; in the Orc Mines with The Mouth of Sauron<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/844/933/516/656/060/original/146652444e974db7.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-05T22:53:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswdc6fyvlhwuwjztzldgkv5d3x49lad5j30s3ha4n2uayx5z3s2fqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307satlrn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxzex6e76736fj8u06dycuh43p3etmpxud0s6sn3e8ngqnqjcxvxqatgtcp'>nevent1q…gtcp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Keep glum and carry on 2026-01-05T14:22:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfnv0lpnk45nqq7e5pdf7f24cj0zy0t3elju07ta0nfv4an3e8klszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307g5nn9s Welcome to the UK! You have two choices available to you - furious and hateful or gloomy and disappointed. 👍 2026-01-05T10:49:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgaqsfftq2gkwchcfsjh8qa0dnd8ryt8lh7suezduswzjck4uq4nqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307ar5mcq Good luck to us all today. And may your gods have mercy on our blackened souls. Have a great Monday everyone! X 2026-01-05T10:31:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsduzvaz966xrukmzss4nym6uf4l2a8thl9aahx3mzuhykjqu98s6czyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3070y6789 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszhpafjlqhjpagqjvpkzpelu3ugrj4m2q9e7hmq70nt64yqx8zf9c29txe2'>nevent1q…txe2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/831/878/141/018/199/original/11ac4159743c74b3.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-03T15:30:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszhpafjlqhjpagqjvpkzpelu3ugrj4m2q9e7hmq70nt64yqx8zf9czyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307adlezg I know there are probably other things happening in the world right now, but I have just eaten a very large bag of crisps 2026-01-03T15:26:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdqrcpsh54g9nppylvcss58lj6uqpsadxluhur2gj7zggykncg0zszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3070f7vgg Had this recurring dream lately. Every night I dream I&#39;m writing Lord of the Rings. Turns out I&#39;ve been Tolkien in my sleep.<br/><br/>Happy Tolkien Day, everybody! 2026-01-03T06:49:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyj3zsle4p474ljr96fssgef0v0xac4h7nx2rk876l7lsml05jqvczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3076xnkmu Oh good<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/827/627/648/809/145/original/6cc5e2036b79df08.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-02T21:29:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0e6h6q598h2s66fsjxju8vs9gqruql9tvm3ytjps7m02gu7w3wjszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307lusu2s If I was given total planetary control I would immediately improve the lives of an overwhelming % of the population. Some would see no difference, a couple might be mildly inconvenienced and a couple of berks would have their lives turned upside down and then loaded into mega-cannons and fired into space. Then - paradise on Earth. Glorious utopia. Anyone else thinking about hoarding wealth whilst children starve?...space cannon. Anyone using the word wokerati?... space cannon. Anyone who doesn&#39;t laugh at my jokes?... see ya later, space-a-gator. Anyone makes eye contact with me?... in a while, space-a-dile. X 2026-01-02T20:05:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0j3r50naujl9q2mfwh0m7wg6jjtrlrr29q63ht7y59c94j30slxczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3076xfcfs 2026 is the year I finally become a guerilla artist<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/824/909/876/043/718/original/5a743d1cf3770943.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-02T10:01:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy7rnzd0k9tspkjmpy4nspdyaj9kdpmz5xkvsl49r773g4fqk0hmszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw30798wh6p The age-old question has plagued the tribes of men since the dawn of time. Since the first fire was coaxed from stone and the first shadow learned to move without owner. What endures, and what is merely passing?<br/><br/>I stand once again at the threshold of a another new year, watching mortals perform their small rituals of hope. They raise glasses, kiss strangers, make promises they will forget before the snow melts. They count time as if it were a thing that belongs to them. For me, it is only weather.<br/><br/>I am the undying vampire, older than men, older than the trees, younger only than the bare rocks of the mountains. I have watched those rocks split and tumble, have seen forests rise where seas once slept. I feed on the blood of the innocent and renew myself eternally, while generations flare and fade like sparks.<br/><br/>In medieval Hungary I was Szmilágyi the Impaler, feared in whispers and prayers. In Imperial China I reigned for a century as Sma Li the Terrible, my name carved into history by trembling hands. In caveman days I hunted my human prey, saddled upon a sabre-toothed Smilodon, the stars colder then, the nights longer.<br/><br/>Each new year arrives the same way - loud, hopeful, fragile. Another turning of a wheel that will never carry me closer to an end. I watch the fireworks bloom and die, counting neither seconds nor years, only faces. They will all be gone soon enough.<br/><br/>I am the undying nightmare of humankind. The clocks move. The calendars change.<br/>I do not. 2025-12-31T07:02:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs95lt0002m0qmjly77vre46c9dp8c66wsmrn6p8ywwxqq4nfn6h4szyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307hcs7d9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswjv4ue6fj59kl4c5pdukq7eg99lmwc2xrne6tlvzmlz25fk0kt6q40ptmw'>nevent1q…ptmw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You can have any kind of dragon. Whatever you want. Cat? Dragon. Horse? Dragon. The only caveat is that it has to be awesome and terrifying. 2025-12-30T22:38:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqqlm5ujxhnj4u9n8uutcqtd2tc8tynnrzlrcxgpdher044hf3rvqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307mc7ske In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw8hez99jc4nrr430c9jhvqhen34g9595umnxxa9gn9ju6qv3w3ncqa8xh9'>nevent1q…8xh9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>My neck, my Bach, Debussy and Dvořák 2025-12-30T22:01:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsylltekcs3m8z45jdzxsvkkc98x6z8q5pgn22v2jv8asvay8xdvnczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3079wesh2 Not saying I&#39;ve overconsumed this festive season but just mentally high-fived myself when wondering what my organs might sound like if I could hear them and my brain responded with... &#39;probably like Bachs Toccata and Fugue in D minor&#39;<br/><br/>Nice one, me. Thanks, me. You&#39;re welcome, me. 🙌 2025-12-30T21:55:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrjjmh9a9fafcll62d5sp43j8segxdrm80ct8t4443eayfz032v5czyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307fkfjam New Years resolutions<br/><br/> - plan and execute the perfect murder<br/>- create new style<br/>- become proficient in kung fu<br/>- make someone evil fall in love with me, then break heart<br/>- invent something inconceivable<br/>- big statue<br/>- save the world<br/>- go live in a lamp and grant wishes<br/>- finally learn the Smooth Criminal dance<br/>- destroy an entire nation<br/>- debate and win against all religions <br/>- create utopia<br/>- eat more sandwiches<br/>- find and spread joy<br/>- ninja 2025-12-30T21:35:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2sfjl3nyf8y54j8lrg9ge4ufs0fqc4h5ecqjn6xpafts0nsnjxkczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307lv733z Only one month until we all in Britain celebrate six years since we Brexited. Can&#39;t believe things have been so good since we broke our chains and threw off the oppressive yoke of our evil European overlords. Smooth sailin&#39;! I actually love being poor and watching society collapse. It&#39;s brilliant and exactly what we all voted for. No more doctors! No more teachers! No more healthcare! I actually hate being able to afford food and am glad to be living through an unprecedented mental health crisis that the government who was supposed to save us has now decried as laziness. Hooray! Hooray for everything! I&#39;d do another Brexit if I could. Is there any way we could make things even *more* shit? Perhaps allocate the remaining community resources to pay racists to spend all day kicking us in the genitals in between painting roundabouts. Let&#39;s do a double Brexit. Just keep on Brexitin&#39; until no buildings are left standing and everything is on fire. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🫡 2025-12-30T10:01:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx8l27qkvugq6zhgkr8d62ne6m8szdrhkk5xua5aefvdv05x5x3hgzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307dlrgsf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr5l2utry48l86590k9x73g6awvr62n4r0y3txxl9x2fpxmfmw4xsdsep6p'>nevent1q…ep6p</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Oh no I&#39;ve fallen into your wyvern shaped trap! 2025-12-30T08:19:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp24a8gkk9twdj3zrw9mdt68tr5gfd02f5e6gtyju3wwnl4shmnhszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307djmwcz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw3cv2vq78f0m0z82ztgx7y36k7ekyhgna65yuyzsgqyvsd9zhy9s2czm8x'>nevent1q…zm8x</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I want dragons not big ants 2025-12-30T06:27:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg22dpfaf7z6jwdqy9k4zvkvw9g78qnxmyvxdmrrgreg9w82z0xuqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw30734xw36 I wonder sometimes what I&#39;d be like with a net worth of £550billion. I certainly have intent to do good in the world, but I&#39;d also want a team of scientists working on bio-engineering actual dragons. Sure I&#39;d end homelessness but the skies will be filled with winged fire-breathing monsters. Projects to tackle environmental disaster, but also...... motherfuckn dragons. Will they be friendly? No. We&#39;ll need underground housing and fireproof hats. 2025-12-29T15:14:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8vhgs8dgxsqdemv49r86khq5ns7wxfe847rdu5jmlpncusrddq0qzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307v5vlfu Wonder how enforceable it would be to write my own Terms of Engagement (for companies intent on engaging with me or marketing themselves at me without my consent) and make it publicly available on Mastodon for example - my expectations on reasonable consent and penalties for egregious failures/breaches. There can&#39;t be a 0% success rate? Or maybe there is?<br/><br/>An example - I don&#39;t believe it&#39;s reasonable to hold news that may have a direct and relevant impact on a person behind a paywall or a 1700 partner multi-opt-out form. I don&#39;t believe it&#39;s reasonable to be ambushed by unexpected advertising aimed at promoting harmful behaviours or products using popular music we grew up with and have attached memories to. I don&#39;t believe it&#39;s reasonable to flood insurance products into every area of our lives then make it virtually impossible to claim on them. All clickbait illegal. It&#39;s either important or it&#39;s not. You can&#39;t get someone&#39;s attention by saying there&#39;s something wrong with the bananas of the world then it turns out there isn&#39;t. <br/><br/>There are many more. But if any company wishes to engage with me they agree to abide by these terms (which are not exhaustive) and in failure to do so they agree to pay me one million pounds per breach.<br/><br/>What might yours be? 2025-12-28T11:06:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp967jpgdnahak2jp2y5hq0qn7dqy5ewujzxmwsxpu3ak6sq7sueqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307fq0j6j Anyone need any snake facts explaining to them - I&#39;m your guy 2025-12-28T06:38:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx86mjul2m8enckls3n9h3z6w5vp9u8nrc2fqj8zhadrk9d4q9k4gzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307nd5hhw Sneaky midnight Christmas day Hawaiian onion jam mayo bacon double cheeseburger, fries and...... regret 2025-12-25T23:49:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2y5rcskqc7vmjq3wn807npkk5d3fn2uc9e8ykksekaxuswcwg7eqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307h04g5r Hi guys, just wanted to take a minute to wish you a very merry Christmas and a happy new year, most of all good health! These days people don&#39;t spend much time or thought on some personal words to their friends and family, they just copy and paste some random message and send it on. So I just want to thank you and wish you a happy and fulfilling 2018 - you’re the best gymnastics group anyone could ask for. Helen x 2025-12-25T20:42:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9s64l6nnrjxch9kpqksrl7cmmt4v4ql253ggh9meaw0n8gp3f2cczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307wn6cn6 Eaten so much food that the US government has stored me in a massive secret mysterious warehouse because divine wreaths too powerful to behold burst out of me and melted a bunch of nazis faces off 2025-12-25T19:43:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxefv5fjkfqu2ydx7aaq7t4n9lemm3ylsgv6f8ggkpl4nf4yc3zwqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307a29jzd I wish to go live on the diamonds and soot planet<br/><br/>&#39;What the heck is this?&#39; James Webb telescope spots inexplicable planet with diamonds and soot in its atmosphere <br/><br/> <a href="https://www.livescience.com/space/astronomy/what-the-heck-is-this-james-webb-telescope-spots-inexplicable-planet-with-diamonds-and-soot-in-its-atmosphere">https://www.livescience.com/space/astronomy/what-the-heck-is-this-james-webb-telescope-spots-inexplicable-planet-with-diamonds-and-soot-in-its-atmosphere</a> 2025-12-25T07:40:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyrq7klphxahfcfue5cwjfdadlnxm4x5lpzugnl3tarxnt959a57gzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw30789a3pa There&#39;s always chefs on telly around this time giving their top tips on making Christmas dinner. Here&#39;s mine.... don&#39;t worry about it. Do your prep. Listen to some banging tunes, dance and sing. Make a list. Check it twice. Do your timings. They&#39;ll all be wrong. You&#39;ll probably forget something. At least one thing will go wrong. Noone will notice or care so don&#39;t mention it. Get your potatoes right. They&#39;re all anyone cares about. You could serve a bunch of rubbish but the whole thing hinges on your potatoes. Love your potatoes. Make sure at least one is really terrific then take a photo of it and send it to your family and friends as a power play. If anyone responds with a better potato, ghost that person forever. You are the superior potato person now. 2025-12-24T08:05:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs05ddll62m06ec5jgjy7lydjjmgulkfw0h5ry5h502ftmu0ht45eszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307lhrll6 Actually its pronounced &#39;jaslight&#39; you&#39;ve just been saying it wrong 2025-12-23T18:05:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgehayqs45ef3q65ptw0encjlrxpr03csqljcsx2vw4urtxdf899czyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw30773dtjr I never buy anything that requires delivery. So taking deliveries at Christmas time is an experience for me. I&#39;ve had to order things on behalf of the children and some special crackers and my sister in law bought a cake for some reason. Is it normal when &#39;tracking the order&#39; for this elite state of the art tracking function to just say &#39;out for delivery&#39;. Like - I already guessed that. If it wasn&#39;t, there would be a problem. 2025-12-22T10:55:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspyzwjlehd88agcqaupp6yh0rclhvs8eewvta4df26rqhpep3hynszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307fm7xpq Loved this 😂<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/762/389/070/001/938/original/aa5ed6062ed35003.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-12-22T08:59:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdhs0ptchhzd0ml2cx3resmuj2csxz3uzlffmswg0n95kf9kfnm8czyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307dnlmxf Youngest just delivered a devastating burn - she said &#34;you seem like the kind of guy who would look up lyrics to a song by singing into Google search&#34;<br/><br/>This is too far 2025-12-22T08:49:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsznytcxtnhdg8l8e42r0chj3savaqjj0m3mhal84rcxgn78vxv2sgzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3075z6k0m In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstsevw7t4gzzkx2neuwn0pyxjn2gg83mfmscchlw02gl0w0y347ds5cga36'>nevent1q…ga36</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>So I understand! I&#39;ve never seen it before. 😊 2025-12-21T17:35:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr8gyk7hu46ucadkrfq4hl4a5mrssz3pnw28ew05lmwtw00klv5fgzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3078evcn4 Man plays trombone to cows<br/><br/><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs_-emj1qR4&amp;t">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs_-emj1qR4&amp;t</a> 2025-12-21T14:36:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9vd4vg9qa3fwamhsat96f709xl0axyhdcs956y06vhlxdd6fwudgzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307nt0xxd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszh4xp864yn6zc9npsu038z4cmdzydvqhg04ut59lvfm6ympznkjc93k2rk'>nevent1q…k2rk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I will do later if OK? ❤️😊 2025-12-20T18:33:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxprhxctxgqut35hdfqrpy43rwzskuah0ehuh30vxu2jzc5h875tszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307n066pq I&#39;m extremely bored of being ill so am going to combat it by getting drunk and dancing around the kitchen whilst making mousakka. I feel sure that will help. 👍💃 2025-12-20T17:50:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyzewd8a36qpda7wydtrzqmckuzc6l2grmnrl9pu250ke38t83gvszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307lwvz76 Someone hurt my feelings on here slightly last night and reminded me I cannot ever be truly free to mess about on the internet but must remain vigilant at all times to never post anything that any one other person on this planet might not also find funny or slightly disagree with. And that leaves only one thing. Horse in a suit.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/747/845/148/163/174/original/8cd2144fabaeb3c5.webp"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/747/845/473/707/180/original/d20034cebc70e680.webp"> <br/> 2025-12-19T19:24:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq3r0nmuq8gzdmpmeqeh7p40xd25amdxz7exck0dkwwmq0x0qljsgzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307c4pk22 182 years ago today Charles Dickens &#34;A Christmas Carol. In Prose. Being a Ghost Story of Christmas.&#34; was published. The quintessential Christmas story that has shaped our traditions and Christmas values ever since. I think this heralds the true start of the holiday season for me, and I therefore wish you all well and merry tidings. And if Dickens can change the world for the better with a story, maybe we all can. :blahaj_christmas: :christmasparrot: 2025-12-19T05:16:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrmyr4tyj0dwp7aqmt26skzsavp2yhh9xas32ncm38y6f326upkvszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307f98k42 Youngest and I are arguing about who&#39;s more woke. She said that because she&#39;s younger she&#39;s automatically more woke. I said that&#39;s age discrimination and she&#39;s therefore disqualified. She showed me the finger swear from China demonstrating her diversity. 😂 2025-12-18T18:54:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp2w49ph6eu50sszsp6drmns74vjzcwmk4fmdlz2g0at0n4cpz3sgzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307wf9azd This is objectively extremely funny<br/><br/>One grandad&#39;s mission to reach Christmas number one with this new song<br/><br/> <a href="https://metro.co.uk/2025/12/16/one-grandads-mission-reach-christmas-number-one-this-new-song-24843160/">https://metro.co.uk/2025/12/16/one-grandads-mission-reach-christmas-number-one-this-new-song-24843160/</a> 2025-12-16T16:27:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw0nlaux94y0q7jv9nd3cwdqqjur80qcetlachhtwuhqypf2a2mpszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307dly8ts What the fuck is going on<br/><br/>&#39;Ozempic vagina&#39; is here and women are paying £2,000 to reverse it<br/><br/> <a href="https://metro.co.uk/2025/12/16/ozempic-vagina-women-paying-2-000-reverse-2-25531981/">https://metro.co.uk/2025/12/16/ozempic-vagina-women-paying-2-000-reverse-2-25531981/</a> 2025-12-16T16:05:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9s78dfz25jxxz7gedsh4zs8duzv7ukcpz2lf6lprwk2jym7rdkjszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3070fs7yd I wonder what it says about me that Scat Man skibbleebibbleeboop fills me with a real sense of calm and peace 2025-12-16T09:15:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgefe9yl9yazhlu62eu7tznmy50qqtgv4tpu2ma3p5n97a4zh7z6gzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307ugm3mu It&#39;s Chriiiiiiistmas nearly. And so I&#39;ve been looking at prime ministers Christmas cards! 😍<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/717/524/744/880/914/original/1a779cef084a1d7c.webp"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/717/524/754/269/349/original/9403546d044f8ed0.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/717/524/744/584/561/original/30eb0c8cdef40f97.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/717/525/900/590/454/original/3dd4c02e4996cf67.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-14T11:26:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs85fmnl5mektrn87gwdscfug2af34u76dd7y4mgyma73ry5lv4mrszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307gqlmzr I am prepared to produce poor quality sexualised images of Disney IP for only a fraction of the OpenAI deal 2025-12-11T20:36:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2hn9jkxd3nh3rpjv7pjmhhngqytpmt5lzy8zadek389380r8dsdszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307hkzs86 Not directed at any one person in particular, but whilst I&#39;m not keen on a whole lot of stuff happening in the world, I&#39;m not really down with writing off any one country - really for any reason. There are shitty people everywhere. There are also not-shitty people everywhere. Trump is not all of &#39;America&#39; any more than you represent every shitty decision made by whatever the leader of your particular nation is. I get that people are cross. But writing off the people of any one country as bad doesn&#39;t chime well with me. Sorry! X 2025-12-10T20:30:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd8zyt7k3j0r4566kpv9jnjdhp7nwsz0kfjhl2xa0jdxv43n6ctegzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307pkld2h Met a bunch of Asian cats while I&#39;ve been away. Here are some of the highlights.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/690/343/452/127/445/original/6b6818c0e39e39ad.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/690/352/948/249/366/original/488d02a524890072.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/690/357/385/318/399/original/e8245c283f18e4d7.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-09T15:41:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgvw9jw5rf48dyqvzy4jn28dvggrqvsw556qp23zm58we32c85gngzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307dp9a92 Is it just me, or does the Tusky avatar look absolutely off its tits?<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/682/860/680/214/319/original/8bc345fc27363cde.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-08T07:54:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxn5awfhuzhtusc8rxetvyk7ml8a7yll8tu97ga4z34k0xa233u4gzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw30769hknr If I ran the cinemas I would make them so much money. Just block book a whole day for the films of Alan Rickman. Exponentially discounted tickets depending on how many films you booked. Start a guerilla online campaign to have people turn up dressed as their favourite Rickman. Really push the party element and encourage poor behaviour. Imagine everyone weeping at Truly Madly Deeply, then losing their minds at Die Hard. We&#39;ll not show the wizard ones. Free drinks for trans people. Let&#39;s reclaim Rickman. Rick-man! Rick-man! Rick-man! If anyone knows who owns Vue please tell them I am available. 2025-12-08T07:26:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqphdz33nggctmrxy5ke9vgeam042hqtxewdxn0yyz3hverppm3hszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307en5nez There is no news today. It&#39;s pretty much all just recycled stuff. So I&#39;m here to bring you the real news. Life is happening outside your window. Where I am it&#39;s cold and dark but will brighten up. Today will bring either bright winter sunshine or more rain, but there are thousands of people outside, all with hopes and dreams and living in worlds upon worlds in their own heads, just like you. Get out there. Walk around a bit. Look at the lights and smell the birds. Smile at a stranger then get chased down the road for being a pervert. Steal a baby. Eat a croissant. Laugh in the face of danger. Despair at the armpit of destiny. Cry at the feet of confusion. Live your lives! Abandon all hope! NEVER dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Nurse! Nurse?! Nurse?! 2025-12-08T06:41:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs20acm2nzk24lekkhcgltvxtyey9n99mktd6dy32ehxma9qaj5quszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3077yqzxv Controversial opinion, but all of the people involved in the film business who make their money primarily from people going to the cinema, who say you simply must go to the cinema to watch films....no you don&#39;t. Sure I *like* the cinema, but I also enjoy watching films at home in my pants loudly eating crisps whilst drunk. 2025-12-07T23:29:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdfqe6chsrjkfh8p56tgsukx5tzzy3t7pgd3m0u8f4qgx3ukneuuszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307xtatum Lolz<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/678/093/716/168/462/original/b8dedd4cf9774a74.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-12-07T11:42:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2hz5d9mavvfgt9qf6w8jmzgxu5q505d583fnlnr7xamfvdv4rheszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307ru0apc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0ehze2gruscxca47yh6a0085unmnxsxex7xjtmd0z3ly0jlhvuuq9xu0lz'>nevent1q…u0lz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What a catch 2025-12-05T10:12:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst8mkjcea3dqrfhy3jj6m25ktfux7cmlukqjdl6h8ljeqewd7humgzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307jzc3jq Looked up current mens hairstyles and this was a first result. I do not believe you.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/666/381/053/065/189/original/88cce9eec230e5f6.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-05T10:02:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0vmaua8z8dkk2evxznm3wft07yrc24pwt5n9elj7935qm097t7zczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307x4ujjk I felt very empowered from my Dx. Years of being obviously different and being told I was depressed, I had anxiety, or at one point that I was bi polar. Years of medication, then an ongoing exhaustive battery of tests delving into every corner of my life. Interviews with my loved ones, physical observed tests. Much of which I found deeply unpleasant. Told throughout that there was a strong possibility that the final overall assessment would likely come back as inconclusive, which would be the same as a non-Dx. <br/><br/>AuDHD both came back in top ranges, and I was told beyond any shadow of doubt that I meet the medical criteria for both conditions. The relief, as I&#39;m sure you&#39;ve heard from others, was overwhelming. I&#39;m not just a broken boy, wired up wrong and with no place in the world. <br/><br/>I then go through a period of imposter syndrome. Loved ones I trust who &#39;don&#39;t believe in all that&#39;. Jokes from friends that sting. But it slowly settles as background and I become more comfortable with that part of my identity. Still not 100%, but allowing me to refer to it when I feel &#39;other&#39;.<br/><br/>Then the national news. I&#39;ve made it up. I&#39;m clearly pretending to get benefits paid for by hardworking normal people. I&#39;m workshy. The national debate rumbles on and I&#39;m suddenly a baddie. There&#39;s a sense that I&#39;ve done something wrong. That I&#39;m stupid and lazy. Naive. I&#39;m probably just depressed which isn&#39;t a real excuse for anything and I should just pull myself together. I&#39;m weak. Contemptible.<br/><br/>I&#39;m one person. But assume this is how most people have been made to feel about finally being accepted. It&#39;s made me really sad and honestly I&#39;m trying to remain bouyant and keep my sense of humour, but it&#39;s demeaning and humiliating. And all from a health secretary who&#39;s actually trying to play the system and receives massive financial backhanders from lobbyists to speak on issues he doesn&#39;t otherwise care about. He&#39;s the one who&#39;s playing the system. Not the millions of vulnerable people with legitimate diagnoses.<br/><br/>I feel like I&#39;ve been stripped of the power that diagnosis gave me. And once again wonder if I&#39;m not just broken. Maybe they&#39;re right. Maybe I just don&#39;t fit. Maybe I don&#39;t deserve a reason. 2025-12-05T08:10:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfm7q78af83wfl0jvz77ane7rxjy3mxd96twvruymh80vekm0fjgczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307fwz985 HELP!<br/><br/>Does anyone know any mods or admins of mastodon.online?<br/><br/>I&#39;ve tried to contact them a bunch of times through the proper channels about an old account I can&#39;t access, but haven&#39;t even had a response.<br/><br/>Any help would be appreciated! 😊<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub163hduy0fd2evxcc7298ck4yplx9pege9ne06wgra9h342jcxh5wszvmv0n" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Mastodon</span> (<span class="italic">npub163h…mv0n</span>)</a></span> 2025-12-04T11:22:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgdwjg9uvhxhg2zy4wumy0xdx57ppnekczrpg0sc0n8s3mua35kyqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3079k78m9 I like to imagine my future holds a singular final flowering. One last grand hurrah before I&#39;m consigned to the soil for all eternity. I am a human Talipot. My glory days still ahead of me. All my life building to that one moment. Where people will stop and stare at my once in a lifetime beauty. <br/><br/>Decades-old palm trees in Rio de Janeiro flower for the first (and only) time<br/><br/> <a href="https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/decades-palm-trees-rio-de-janeiro-flower-time-128089946">https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/decades-palm-trees-rio-de-janeiro-flower-time-128089946</a> 2025-12-04T07:46:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqcp3hc37rh0u3zjg5lpgu70v8l6rp9f0hgcj2jsp957xf796f9uqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307wrz2yh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsta3e20qtm5ugclcy6wm0qj526zpudecsgrlv7h8tc2gzvry3sd0sqzp9eu'>nevent1q…p9eu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt 2025-12-04T06:50:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsta3e20qtm5ugclcy6wm0qj526zpudecsgrlv7h8tc2gzvry3sd0szyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3078ysdvs Always good to see an experienced clinician and mental health professional like Streeting taking a genuine interest in the mental health needs of the people of this country. And not just saying people are making it up to claim benefits because they&#39;re workshy, like this article so rudely suggests. <br/><br/>Streeting orders review into mental health and ADHD diagnosis <br/><br/> <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8q26q2r75o">https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8q26q2r75o</a> 2025-12-04T06:41:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszp3gxgl7dj358z2jrq9mwm0msr65h0hx9fgfggl578jg3h3c9zkszyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3078amu0e Can&#39;t spell Copilot without cop 2025-12-03T10:40:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9vfmkfa59f5zl8vzs0mq3dzaej8ynd8sap9xywahvze2ukl7pmcgzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307susg45 Just in case anyone else also woke up in the middle of the night desperate to know how many hummus-related deaths there had been in the UK, I&#39;m thrilled to report that the answer is zero. Statistically improbable and suspiciously..... none whatsoever. Three or four I could have lived with. People toasting pitta, burning themselves then falling backward out of a window. Slipping on some loose hummus and falling into a lion enclosure perhaps. But literally none at all. Clearly Big Hummus is at play here. 2025-12-03T01:58:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqpfuanjjk9hvmn8qk37axuy8wmpcnf9ml6yfdrrr0f9nnucxk5qczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307t6wxmt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrhc2rs80hxtaz2muyqn96fz80sdf3lrv3vuu8ak8na5k3jvnf6egq6evh4'>nevent1q…evh4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Wish I could boost this but then we&#39;d both be on the list 2025-12-01T12:35:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstjqfftux9q8tkqc0ggzreu392shctthjxspz3a5xjhgg0e52zquczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307sq8yl7 With the recent cloudflare and aws outages, it gives me hope that Ai will continue to become exponentially advanced enough that when someone inevitably makes a dumb mistake in the code, some kid in Wigan can type &#39;delete all wealth and shut down Internet forever&#39; into ChatGPT and that&#39;ll be society done in its current format for a generation or two. 2025-12-01T09:21:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrezf8hknmt5f49xxsw5jj2prsv979alt83h6egnchl7s6rupyfcczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307xua7a4 B52s sex shed 2025-12-01T07:57:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyhnz52fyzfml7c9jtuvuns60asllfu9ukwfuz6gzfwrhkkl7pu4szyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw3079dsngx This is how you do it<br/><br/>Lottery winner funds Chichester centre for vulnerable adults<br/><br/> <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8e9d77j7yko.amp">https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8e9d77j7yko.amp</a> 2025-11-30T09:04:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0numqpwy8c6ghdkd87fcsa4zwax0sa25xsm4626zwnjxs4td9sdqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307uexjfh Always fun to wake up at half past 4 in the morning desperate to learn if Annie Lennox has grandchildren and could therefore be Granny Lennox, only to then read about everything to do with her life and then be totally wired and incapable of sleep 2025-11-30T05:06:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9y7nv76xe4r0n3krnz75yw85gvhzqmsk25u2qsa2qtrk8ye4zqaqzyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307dng7rf I think of little else <br/><br/>If You Had A Pole Stretching From England To France And Yanked On It, Would The Person On The Other End Be Yanked Instantly? <br/><br/> <a href="https://www.iflscience.com/if-you-had-a-pole-stretching-from-england-to-france-and-yanked-it-would-the-other-end-move-instantly-81713">https://www.iflscience.com/if-you-had-a-pole-stretching-from-england-to-france-and-yanked-it-would-the-other-end-move-instantly-81713</a> 2025-11-29T19:09:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs993zn38jaeef4qpy67d9l4qyqggmprh6qv2g5kw4y8lrz9q95qqczyrrg2sfwfrx403f5509lqr6yz8gurmr0e8p6tpzq72yurhvevw307wk2xku Not Satanism <br/><br/>&#39;Satanist&#39; actor jailed for right-wing documents<br/><br/> <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg19wdwwv6o">https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg19wdwwv6o</a> 2025-11-29T06:51:14Z