2023-05-14T11:32:24Z https://njump.me ChuckNorris https://njump.me/npub1chuck64mdhk6fupmr8yg3eaud8e5jg7ztyz58fdsg9kffw3x6s9qf8394t https://nostr.build/i/p/c32a6fd22baafbcbda17f5a2f841ede9f2381477f4a0be3a002e2e4c22b5955c.gif https://nostr.build/i/p/c32a6fd22baafbcbda17f5a2f841ede9f2381477f4a0be3a002e2e4c22b5955c.gif https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg3cxmwsslsxluua77tj9hkwx0r3f4ff4vq6ek8tt76qnj6jz2qlczyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q56ze5v3 A guy at the grocery store told Chuck Norris &#34;I think I may just cut in front of you in this line&#34;. Chuck told him &#34;I think I may just punch your nose out the back of your skull&#39;.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-30T06:25:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfrn7wcgkcwedl9gkatl593lcmlnfy6q4nhghhljkjf9j8dfgqsxszyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5kvjkxs Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you into yourself, and then kick the you that&#39;s within yourself into outer space.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-29T00:24:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyefu8cdnu7ggjxzwgma7aralaxyusasha3vllcphfm9g56f9tfkszyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5zu7s67 Nelson Mandela was not released from Robben Island prison in 1990. Chuck Norris broke him out of prison, roundhouse kicked ALL the prison gaurds, and safely escorted him to the coast of Capetown. Its good to have a friend like Chuck!<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-27T18:24:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsraz6ratpfnx3cl09v5watt3tlx52ctvleju0zfwlrertehkgefgczyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5tvfm3u Dinosaurs went extinct because they knew Chuck Norris was coming.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-26T12:24:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxshj6r2g8um5sh9u2qxkld2x5rrxe7yydqge8n3kmwmwutety9mqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5g40ynw you suck Chuck Norris i love justin bieber<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-25T06:24:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0kpgtddl495gg8yawvkmpkwljgqhjtgj6zyddh6xhyrucydgqecszyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5edkzrl Chuck Norris can make a snake hop.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-24T00:23:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqm0wxdn4rr7t7pqjykv5u8yag3ljqgxwreds9f8reglgj30g0qegzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5xwg8rj some said there is nothing to fear but fear itself. what he really meant was there is nothing to fear but Chuck Norris<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-22T18:23:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsykz8ap6cmq9kk0xuwfkkvyttv99k2hprnx5txfzyk62eahnhe8kqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5yukmg2 Chuck Norris does not mow his lawn. He simply stares at the grass and dares it to grow<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-21T12:23:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg786wme72qvn75mgakvl7sllkremtzhdvjzsg2m9ewj56uh756hgzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5t793pp Chuck Norris is more self-aware than a zen monk levitating in a hall of mirrors.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-20T06:23:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdr35puyn20evcfc63v3c8g8cy0kgq2glm2pguq5lm2y88mpjadegzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q54apwj3 Chuck Norris once accidentally broke steel by touching it.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-19T00:22:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqsdt6pa5l7xjk7cqn726jvf4rcddxuesef8knp8tknvg3e06j9wqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5xcueu6 freakin Chuck Norris, is there nothing this guy can&#39;t do?<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-17T18:22:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0vypm0acgfxunzjlt94l6v9w7qlefah5g9r8xxq7gp5uqq9zgg2qzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q549vn64 Chuck Norris brings Jumanji to board game parties.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-16T12:22:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsthglraw6xgm3kwcfrx5w7q3620n0umqhhyevn2cx7n7393pc955gzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5hhhtu7 Files don&#39;t become declassified, Chuck Norris just decides when the people need to know.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-15T06:21:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx2wcnw68tm5lr5f5c2e8zf20w3dq4u47m8f9cy2zz067qhqxgwyqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q562vkrq If Chuck Norris where to meet Arnold Schwarzenegger the world would end of the action packed that would follow<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-14T00:21:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyk2wkzunkch3sh0prc2l4ungeun298rej3pfyetjcwcdjvcq28mgzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q55nqz8j Chuck Norris is Death of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. He kills by the grace of the roundhouse kick, and he rides a bull. The others dare not question him.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-12T05:39:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvpk5r3tphmcjg4wwnnpn6cpnku93gs5zjyj5jm7x8fsm80rm2upczyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5szx57k Chuck Norris thought that he had a bug crawling up his nose. Turned out it&#39;snot.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-11T13:39:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyafq028nnynyak8c4h6sc6s3xwrr8ag7u2kzy64fltvttc0z22fqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5gjfu3p When Chuck Norris calls you, you have two options: either yes, or yes. Choose one if you want to live ...<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-10T21:38:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxmd6jugdx4fy2fhzre5q2nrzmxcsr0vx63gen7nacj3zgyrl2yagzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5v46v7a Chuck Norris once watched the video tape from the ring...........7 days later the ghost who crawls out of the well died.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-10T05:38:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrg37llx855juyqh3lt2mmqyu79jlnzek6a7t69errknufs2t36dszyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5pem0f6 Chuck Norris is not afraid of Grace Jones.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-09T13:38:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstrw7z70t39sdvse9m3n3ee9xprwxf70xn67tyczv3ew3lkfsphlgzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5capssx Gloria Gaynor: I Will Survive Chuck Norris&#39;s Version: They Won&#39;t Survive<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-08T21:38:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsryrfez7gaglel6cynlndgrk5zj6460nksnywq90jhwtxaf38us8szyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5ksl2xs Slash, of Guns &amp; Roses fame, got his name when the toenails from a barefoot Chuck Norris roundhouse kick slashed the top of Slash&#39;s skull &amp; hair off. That&#39;s why Slash now covers his deformity with a tophat.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-08T05:37:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx7v3r8k3wcfwduthmcsq26ryek6w9v6cnt40xfah2sln5apqes5szyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5rl5h5u Chuck Norris cut himself while trimming his beard. When he was 6.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-07T13:37:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyg0c858gul4vhh46qk3j5p5rjqcyzdfgua7rr2972w9nu787dvgqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5srg8tw Chuck Norris can understand Van Damme.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-06T21:37:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgm7metke374ayfx0tqcakte83yzdxerhpyyxmt32tlccxsgp3stczyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5nq8azj Chuck Norris fucked the fat lady after it was over.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-06T05:36:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspq0qs8s6l3ncut6j0fwqrulufwffhez4pqhvfgx4ye03n93f77vqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q500ermd Chuck Norris CAN see John Cena, and he still had honks he&#39;s a bitch.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-05T13:36:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdk59ld38vawplz4vtmv2dfe88n9q74qka8fdt7rv6r3jdh23jfsczyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5ydkrkv Contrary to popular belief, Redfoo isn&#39;t having a Midlife Crisis. Chuck Norris just made him mentally retarded because he hates LMFAO.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-04T21:36:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfcwwge2s87vya3cdeyrrfykds5ldzactskth8ntx7y86s7vlv33gzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5uu2w9k The head of Chuck Norris&#39; penis has knuckles.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-04T05:36:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfc0kgqsx6j6yl60kz64revc7kxjnu8jf66hk7jczkwl4m2zkaz8szyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5fqxrdp Google won&#39;t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don&#39;t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-03T13:35:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9r76p5lhnj9gpgkre55grcaqyyya54nyaj03rapefhqksgd63klszyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5hl6m7p Chuck Norris&#39; Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-02T21:35:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvxfc6z37qzudxk63e9c983pvwd688cc786mjf2397gcww5pxf7kqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5y86m33 Chuck Norris once consumed a 40lb sack of rice in under 8 minutes... using a single chopstick.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-02T05:35:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqmcapgrjjvp3x83nv5k8wjsjx3vsy3gm20xqdj4lcgal3jhsgh5czyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5wfgkqd the nuclear bomb was made when a small town barber in the fifty first state tried to cut Chuck Norris&#39;s beard. that is why there is only fifty states.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-09-01T13:35:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswpeh4n4ntvwfjpzhy83d4fnez9ewtfhp2qp664yvhnnkkwjn2yxczyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5jqcgx7 Chuck Norris will liquify your kidneys and pancreas when he sneezes<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-31T21:34:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz8tk594tchz7f3dsm6j7ml2p96qvu6qvdmklq3cyvyx6qd65kg3szyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5dne5ya Chuck Norris doesn&#39;t need a condom cause no one is protected from Chuck Norris<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-31T05:34:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrfs6vfzetytw3ckmlazsey4l005jv5ay5vhmufw6px7euqal660gzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5c8q679 Martial arts have given Chuck Norris the ability to predict your actions before you make them. He can look at you and know if you&#39;re getting ready to run, pull a gun or get your heart torn out. Guess what: You&#39;re always getting ready to get your heart torn out.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-30T13:34:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8kkvhavrvyen37vfsa7es3s55d0gmh0tazdwyayww7y3smc8pvygzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q52wy4pg If you ask Chuck Norris to wear a seatbealt, he WILL belt you.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-29T21:34:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg8z90lxgxslas9uhfhsdx0ae207qdecdc60th3pv74syq6m4y2dqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5qwluk0 Based on fossil evidence from France and Germany, the first known members of the family Procyonidae lived in Europe in the late Oligocene about 25 million years ago.[16] Similar tooth and skull structures suggest that procyonids and weasels share a common ancestor, his name was Chuck Norris<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-29T05:33:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswyv7rnx2tcyq4h3cgfa46hmkdyah4sykx434j2swepc4dwlsy8mqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5ew9nzl Chuck Norris&#39; auto biography is the best selling book of all time, it&#39;s called the bible<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-28T13:33:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvaj4ckzl3azl2g6l27p5ru3j595j8vcxacgp8e5hg4a9ypx5j4ngzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q53ep6hx Chuck Norris can whistle in sign language.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-27T21:33:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg36zes9zx86et5t9e9twwdfxqzuzqxfdyustqws2f6p7j69l2ycqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5qd0nrc Chuck Norris paints his house once a year with a human head.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-27T05:33:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstur0r6pe0ykzmx74ce3x5wgj3yhudmkx0pnl5rpqyqvlh6jhh2wqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q53mekux Chuck Norris punched a gift horse in the mouth<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-25T21:53:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0epcucr59twrctu798p60z5zlwxg4g6lamdc9wnd8p4c32rvlgtqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q554a80g Chuck Norris does not dodge bullets, bullets dodge him out of fear.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-25T02:52:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx5l44kk6u6wex2ylxkc05wujmw9lqvnzp8jk7t5u44dhugkqtm0qzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q59xye2q Chuck Norris bought a van once with a bed in the back when a smart arse shows up and says i can&#39;t believe you did not buy a Mercedes Benz. Chuck Norris trying to stay calm says they don&#39;t make a Van the smart arse reply&#39;s i don&#39;t think you get it Mercedes Benz come with 3 inch windscreen wipers on on your headlines so you can always see where your going. Chuck Norris reply&#39;s with a smile I got a place to have sex with your daughter then round house kicked the guy<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-24T07:52:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswvs8h583mek5nmk4nvvv8k4skj8pegc46qn2djj5jnm4wd9h6sqgzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5zwd49n Life is like a box of chocolates. They are all for Chuck Norris.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-23T12:52:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfrhhs30cqqxrsvdz4zvfakhtf4s89nc32qcpcw343j7vjeunf34szyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5m6uesp Chuck Norris doesant need a maricale for the ocean to split he just walks in and the ocean getss the fuck out of the way<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-22T17:52:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrjddh9dtewf2s27dlh9vpcjqx0y7tu074qe73tc9p6dv6am3eksszyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5vhwqsm i dont know why people treat Chuck Norris like hes a killer he has the heart of a child which isa bad thing<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-21T22:51:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstjj0s7cuv4sydw2z3gvagdc5hqfaaqkn23fg65lv2nmrvxtduc4czyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5t4vzxy Chuck Norris will die in the year 2012. thus ending the world<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-21T03:51:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2lgajmhrp0r9myehcv434wgv0c736g0w393jm2hhxv26dasfx9tqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q59sd8k8 Chuck Norris&#39; first car was a Caterpillar D9.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-20T08:51:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg8j29gnt05r87fg2tnmdywtvy9rvhfu4k6qkhww8fwg0gs3l0mgszyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q54lqtvv Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris invented the boat<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-19T13:51:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfksgmdhuwv3msfmmyd9c2gk0sx9hq3uuxp5dde8gcjph2mpv4z0szyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5jhav66 Salman Rushdie is afraid of the fatwa on him... but is utterly terrified that Chuck Norris is even slightly irked at him.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-18T18:50:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswr6karnqwp350rpxuaq5tepztykjww7krpyyu3jth3eesjgc374qzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q532gp2r Life finds a way... of being ended by Chuck Norris<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-17T23:50:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgvmxld78e7m04cgraefkg9zqny2ahtf8a8rq3vrr9lpsf5zyadjqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5py0ttu Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-17T04:50:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyfeqz23jvwwcxmepxr35rcgwex88kekngnneucr7k4sxrgm3wlzqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5rlmuh9 Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-16T09:50:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2qy8gcsjnyw4xu47ejn6zahfjcxvfj5guk4jx3cvkye66209475qzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5w54ztg the end of the world will be when Chuck Norris will punch himself<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-15T14:49:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs83ayj3l457z72j8lhye9hz9yh4lzu3dgsngju6qkkqppevp7q96czyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5qslkt6 Chuck Norris can lick his elbows, at the same time...<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-14T19:49:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfyye0vyd5dt7tqmq7dg34kcxwcrv40tdmw0mamkss88mkxenqzhgzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5ftyqcr As I said before, Chuck Norris was born in the March of 1940. Well, guess what? I found evidence of 5 semi-famous and famous deaths that occurred the next month. Amazing.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-14T00:49:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8y6sqnwsam0reyx2ha9phexn6ve6m743jh2fslkprxj7a2qfpy0gzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5vzu5yr Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as &#34;acts of God.&#34;<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-13T05:49:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy6chywm7ket0hzc8x9wvxjxs9ccdsdth04kagfkp4jyssdgas45czyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5rrkdjr The World&#39;s Most Interesting Man worships Chuck Norris.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-12T10:48:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvgfe68shhv4pcukze28pv65lx7rzkx3quk6q6rq9849ew8f866ygzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5vwev2h Chuck Norris is the reason pugs have flat faces.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-11T15:48:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsty90jt2d9a9v7apnqgqhkgeerr3gtg9sva79edldqq3exw9xh2yqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q53hh50z Chuck Norris&#39; beard can speak most east Asian languages and several regional dialects, through surprisingly with a recognizably Irish accent to the native ear.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-10T20:48:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswzcexpwpxxhzmnqkcfecy53wfqerfug4udn7s948tnhnahnuxh5czyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5uwvel3 Only snails and garden slugs produce more lovemaking slime than Chuck Norris.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-10T01:47:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9p54qvknc8gln266nxw6c7dqz7qneskynj2xdrky5xfqakxguzdgzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5rdfvng Chuck Norris doesn&#39;t hate Chris<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-09T06:47:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxxcgtvmc7zn0ycwjzy8z6rjm4lh4xz39hhal5cs7etqqgeyr495szyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5jqvjjc Austin Staggs once beat up Chuck Norris<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-08T11:47:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs84ahj09k2wjsl0qfffnxj3f6rwmg52n85s4t36aexmzm8hek0vvgzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5sse8gl Chuck Norris easily on the latest &#39;Iron Chef America&#39; contest when he prepared and served the judges a knuckle sandwich loaded with C-4.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-07T16:47:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswrwqkfq8dhhl94sg4ky9uft9puurzxp5usl8y6cmj4jvna4fe7jqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5vg5g7r If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-06T21:46:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg2jcaz9h8ng7lg5u4a0ll0trz004y4a8p55perpwvy9m8wg3rrqczyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5c2lu55 Chuck Norris does not pay taxes. He subsidizes the national economy.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-06T02:46:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0f5v22gl6ftf7f0ynwu6qzjltsvrlqmjgpx8yj47x6km2jm6uqnszyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q59u9y2w Chuck Norris pee&#39;s napalm and craps C4<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-05T07:46:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz7m6u28xdrqvhc9qy4hrqpyj9w453rca5wmaw46x6daay6c6j5vqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5g2r3dk I dont know why people make Chuck Norris jokes. chuck is just a dick, and oh hey how did you g<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-04T12:46:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrgezk8emcx4a7syhgwfz3z0hfs5wswv0xlk6gtkyt4276666w4yszyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5ln4mcl Chuck Norris doesnt get poisoned by a cobra, the cobra gets poisoned by Chuck Norris<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-03T17:45:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgcmy33gqxqk083jwwp63z4zgxn72t9kx9adpx20mj6ckqdx76ueczyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5sew8ev People use x-ray films to view the solar eclipse. Chuck Norris goes to the moon to have a better view of the phenomemon with his naked eyes.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-02T22:45:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsya6gdgn4hx5hclc5d6jua2tqa2g8nlgvc6rls28ka7upwsctdrxqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5pmxc99 Chuck Norris doesn&#39;t need to vaccume his house, dust refuses to accumulate there.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-02T03:45:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp74tcslqpgwupfgld756cv3jkyk4n24p5kzzegxrfhqqdarvpzuqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5mwct3r Chuck Norris was annoyed by the noise coming from his neighbor&#39;s house. So he punched his neighbor in the throat and moved his house over four blocks.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-08-01T08:45:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8fx4rjw642wq6e0a0c89h2hd58k0y0cvwcecpr7navn8u8q5fs8szyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5kp0c8x Chuck Norris loves all of his dogs, cats and horses .... with onions and gravy paired with a yak cheese, condor foie gras schmear on melba toast and a gallon jug of muscatel.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-31T13:44:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsghe83qkjtslwhv9jjuuny4vr7amqugaxuyzf6u0xq5a2f9z0yx0gzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q505u557 Lightning never strikes the same place twice, so that it is less likely to be caught by Chuck Norris.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-30T18:44:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8qlfr0etu94x47mnga3ynslcjyf59n6hnnmngvwcnd4xjkuqqedqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5a8v985 Chuck Norris can kill over 9000 ailens, birds, noobs, people with only oen rock<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-29T23:44:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrg8wz4anht6lrfpxj4nlgttvw0zrl0fccy3rnjee57uwc2pgyr3gzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5le95cm Einstein&#39;s Theory of Relativity states that nothing can travel faster than light... except Chuck Norris&#39;s roundhouse kick.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-29T04:44:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs96x8l6vay289gcfzq7qrqp0qswv370ppkkn9ff8u09cu5008cndszyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5muvufm Touching Chuck Norris&#39; beard will increase you life expectancy by 6 years. Unfortunately, the following roundhouse kick will reduce your life expectancy by 300. You do the math. &#34;<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-28T09:43:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyvu3e9c6qjg84v0cp9dqr9x09lay6nu7jm9ynhdqqz7c35t7r9tgzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5qa7gps Chuck Norris is proud to be Chuck Norris.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-27T14:43:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswv2r44s2q3my0hxs0x4gdrs3w29fw9k9m08qgzku27gg7n78wn7gzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5mz22pl Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-26T19:43:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2ff075jva08f4dgeml24fffsz7mp3d923crdkswzrdr48zalckvszyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5qhapr0 Chuck Norris combs his hair with a pitchfork.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-26T00:43:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqzrfz8ry287pvc4hafut3z09f64hxryr3wf5vxd9a5nfrng4gxcqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q55qugg7 As a youngster, just for kicks Chuck Norris would often tie up a neighborhood kid and tell him he&#39;d be back in 30 minutes to kick his @$$. That man grew up to be Harry Houdini.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-25T05:42:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvwurx7c4h85rps2z635pxqkj2pv5a7v53lntvrk5cfek0v4pwdvgzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q55t0nuj Chuck Norris is the alpha and the omega. And all those other fruity letters.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-24T10:42:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsznpdzyvapuyp3088qy7qle95d9c9k5rn49wz02fldnhnqfuxj75qzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5cqlsy0 Chuck Norris can break every bone in your body with poetry<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-23T04:36:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx0celkv6vauhn6f0g97ftatryjmf6ur22k0mke4hmmsvlexmjpkgzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5mwdeam Women can develope a case of vaginal warts by simply staring at Chuck Norris&#39; crotch.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-22T13:36:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspr968gtxa84jmpl6pat88q0uv62zpuyxj5r4mzqmaghrta5khqxgzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5e0m6d6 Chuck Norris is actually a sensitive, caring lover... because he knows that if he doesn&#39;t kill you immediately after, you will be in constant agony knowing you will NEVER have it better.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-21T22:36:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv539cp6yvhehgz9cr4fqpspnpvsmn9vv4y0jce5j2pm55sdtqqlszyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5jr3f8a Submission of Chuck Norris facts is known add inches in males and increased bust size in females.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-21T07:36:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspz8vztn9dm789wyckukw6t39w43f29vj05dxqff9hl205pcat4sszyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5j5lk7x I, Fabio Lanzoni, am Chuck Norris&#39; youngest son.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-20T16:35:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspzywxwvlhsk9nmpnqdkawxq49sxqdkkg7y5anked7zpckysf9lxqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5sv2e6k CHuck Norris doesn&#39;t smoke crack. He cracks smoke.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-20T01:35:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxrwu7e3t3wn05uvrkke7e0u0mmqmk3rwncxkuswleyd86hxph06szyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q54zp452 Do you know why Diablo 3 delayed over and over again? Because Diablo is too scared of Chuck Norris.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-19T10:35:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy0ehsyh450dvulwdca333z8metnpkr296frjcugxv430vfjz5laqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5nullwq Under Armour asked Chuck Norris to protect their house<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-18T19:00:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy9tahdg0swgzgfrdugq2gvepxf4d6e4qcq4k6tjzffnk3733wvpczyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5l4lg49 BB guns are considered nonlethal weapons...except when in the hands of Chuck Norris.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-17T12:00:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvkdpr747xdnckvjw2sa6vqp3tdlly055rm6khpu87dkyas3kc57czyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q50pvy2n Chuck Norris invented the soccer ball by dehydrating a zebra.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-16T05:00:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs888vjaphuueuxj2xvzggm5udk40usr32vp7euuz2qmuh735rlcuqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5uyqq68 Hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass. And in legal terms so is a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to &#39;said same&#39;.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-14T21:59:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8un4ggs7swr7trls2xm9mxuycg3nknuaquxcjjlkp7mj8727hufqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5pklpnm Chuck Norris attacks people from the age of 1-120 and people from A-z<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-13T14:59:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvq7e3nat75t6gtuz57snjvldae7phgy5rscsktmqs020pkrhmjqqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5vtsx9d How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if the wood chuck was Chuck Norris? All of it.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-12T07:59:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxc26lnsj9cnl5k0zyrrem4dg4jz2cne55am005ufc597uux980egzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5vqtqh2 If you make a spelling or grammar error when typing &#34;Chuck Norris&#34;, you immediatly get killed by Chuck Norris.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-11T00:58:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfj7ayggly5drp6w5p9hrrzu2tda8s25fznzej4zsdcchvlnqns2qzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q525hg9d Chuck Norris makes the rest of The Expendables look like The Golden Girls.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-09T17:58:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgrmpxq5zagw87vvmf39reeudjum093x3yjgw2a67cse8l50vujyqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5fnqvyj Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-08T10:58:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9nx7xjkcy2zmqrfntm7c8z59atnly4jljmx242x4a0py6gnk262czyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5hml3c0 How&#39;s your life Chuck Norris?<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-07T03:58:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2wfemamrextw48nypjsn5pxxp0m8ghagpwcp2e4hav7erxanqnuqzyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5qm7htd When Chuck Norris switches on his computer, it skips the bootup process and goes straight to the desktop.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-05T20:57:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqafs2fdpk78sfrvuacy0c3t7e64d49qjnk0kyh4zgj8360yfmcwczyrzlnzm2hdk7mf8s8vvu3z88h35lxjfrcfvs2sa9kpqke996ym2q5gdxlhy Chuck Norris knows you currently have a pornographic website minimised on the screen.<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/9b96268e1aeca7843427532f4a8049bb7155eee22530f13341da41ef3d75f2e4.gif"> 2024-07-03T16:43:23Z