Nostr notes by Hadas Weiss

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2026-11-04T05:58:34Z

what if we kissed in blue texas

me: feel free to ignore them: ignores me: 😢

2026-11-03T06:38:48Z

me: feel free to ignore

them: ignores

me: 😢

for halloween i'll be slutty manuscript (wear a screenshot of ...

2026-10-31T06:56:31Z

for halloween i'll be slutty manuscript (wear a screenshot of all the places i submitted it to)

tfw the copyeditor returns your book with copy edits without ...

2026-10-29T02:17:19Z

tfw the copyeditor returns your book with copy edits without saying they liked it

i’m going to a higher level of abstraction if anyone needs ...

2026-10-21T04:42:47Z

i’m going to a higher level of abstraction if anyone needs anything

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2026-10-18T05:08:04Z

don't generalize, people don't like it

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2026-10-15T03:59:33Z

“this website is not secure” well neither am i

me: i don't care where we meet up next as long as we're ...

2026-10-10T18:57:03Z

me: i don't care where we meet up next as long as we're together

guests: what about camping

me: yeah no

how it feels to try to make a new friend as an adult ...

2026-10-08T10:45:22Z

how it feels to try to make a new friend as an adult

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2026-10-06T04:31:25Z

what if we kissed at the russian plague lab

ending every paragraph in my article with "if that makes ...

2026-10-05T02:39:58Z

ending every paragraph in my article with "if that makes sense"

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2026-10-03T11:41:29Z

"let's catch up soon" hasn't written in a year

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2026-09-22T10:23:29Z

what if a surprise, but it's pleasant

when you guys read critical theory do you imagine yourselves as ...

2026-09-08T10:21:02Z

when you guys read critical theory do you imagine yourselves as the critic or as the criticized

when the publisher asks about my target readership ...

2026-08-27T02:46:59Z

when the publisher asks about my target readership

if you don't pay for the product you are the product (guy ...

2026-08-25T13:50:47Z

if you don't pay for the product you are the product (guy who's the product and also pays)

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2026-08-22T08:19:18Z

tfw you've slept too much to justify a second cup of coffee

my language-exchange partner: my 7yo loves books her 7yo ...

2026-08-20T11:18:22Z

my language-exchange partner: my 7yo loves books

her 7yo off-camera: NO I DON'T

different jobs ergo different people feeling vulnerable ...

2026-08-19T04:17:16Z

different jobs ergo different people feeling vulnerable

me: i hate how every time there's an aunt in a children's ...

2026-08-09T16:03:20Z

me: i hate how every time there's an aunt in a children's story she's ugly and evil

my nieces: ha ha just like you

nothing makes you question your beliefs more than seeing those ...

2026-08-04T02:37:26Z

nothing makes you question your beliefs more than seeing those who share them

i'll chase glory in a 10 year war before i chase a man who ...

2026-07-23T04:04:12Z

i'll chase glory in a 10 year war before i chase a man who leaves me on read

prompting it to "do a breakthrough" in economics so it ...

2026-07-23T02:05:27Z

prompting it to "do a breakthrough" in economics so it makes it non-stupid

honest disclosure i cursed france after some guys on my street ...

2026-07-15T00:20:48Z

honest disclosure i cursed france after some guys on my street woke me up by loudly singing the marseillaise

the search committee chose another applicant could trump give ...

2026-07-07T06:38:36Z

the search committee chose another applicant could trump give them a call

germany on how to protect against the heat ...

2026-06-29T05:40:51Z

germany on how to protect against the heat

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2026-06-27T15:27:03Z

gun to your head name a good job

i'm no expert on overthrows but shouldn't they be keeping ...

2026-06-26T03:13:47Z

i'm no expert on overthrows but shouldn't they be keeping this secret

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2026-06-23T03:11:24Z

i'll cross that bridge when i'm done putting it off

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2026-06-22T12:50:55Z

i can be the uk pm i have time between july and october

"timeline cleanser" and it makes you want to set your ...

2026-06-19T14:55:50Z

"timeline cleanser" and it makes you want to set your phone on fire

breaking: the university of chicago to start executing graduate ...

2026-06-18T03:30:06Z

breaking: the university of chicago to start executing graduate students in the humanities

me: memoirs that are funny? chatgpt (i swear): my struggle (not ...

2026-06-16T14:28:55Z

me: memoirs that are funny?

chatgpt (i swear): my struggle (not conventionally funny but...)

it could’ve been crack, i mumble as i treat myself to a ...

2026-06-08T06:46:29Z

it could’ve been crack, i mumble as i treat myself to a croissant

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2026-06-05T06:11:39Z

wrote 2500 words today! but it's time to get off mastodon

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2026-06-01T03:45:23Z

fuck nudes, send me your jstor psswd

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2026-05-15T15:46:26Z

my houseguest knows too much i'll have to kill him

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2026-05-13T15:29:00Z

me to houseguest: help yourself to any of my vitamins

i've never felt more white ...

2026-05-11T17:34:18Z

i've never felt more white

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2026-05-07T06:49:55Z

could we agree not to do the clapping thing this time

great, now i have to reconsider atheism ...

2026-05-02T05:19:50Z

great, now i have to reconsider atheism

every leftist is a so-called leftist if they're online long ...

2026-05-02T04:26:57Z

every leftist is a so-called leftist if they're online long enough

going to work on may 1 because my fieldwork has to do with class ...

2026-05-01T12:54:39Z

going to work on may 1 because my fieldwork has to do with class

paragraph 2 of the book review ...

2026-04-21T08:04:18Z

paragraph 2 of the book review

me reading the reviewers' reports ...

2026-04-16T12:03:51Z

me reading the reviewers' reports

not sure but i think this might be ai ...

2026-04-13T08:49:57Z

not sure but i think this might be ai

should i become a brain surgeon? like this if you would come to ...

2026-04-06T08:06:09Z

should i become a brain surgeon? like this if you would come to me for brain surgery

idk what "radical" means anymore ...

2026-04-06T07:19:04Z

idk what "radical" means anymore

pov: my reply guys replying to each other ...

2026-04-04T14:12:53Z

pov: my reply guys replying to each other

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2026-04-02T06:31:42Z

men would rather voyage around the moon than go to therapy

how it feels to get feedback ...

2026-04-02T04:36:08Z

how it feels to get feedback

(youth pastor voice) you know who else was part of a ...

2026-03-27T12:55:20Z

(youth pastor voice) you know who else was part of a controversial threesome

go to an academic conference ...

2026-03-26T03:56:28Z

go to an academic conference

then i should've developed encyclopedic knowledge by now ...

2026-03-24T05:40:56Z

then i should've developed encyclopedic knowledge by now

i can't understand what an anthropologist is and i'm an ...

2026-03-24T02:22:57Z

i can't understand what an anthropologist is and i'm an anthropologist

and in a friendship? ...

2026-03-09T18:11:42Z

and in a friendship?

(john lennon voice) imagine all the rich folks evading tax in ...

2026-03-03T13:41:18Z

(john lennon voice) imagine all the rich folks evading tax in peace, yoo-hooo

it’s always “you have ocd” never “thank you for making ...

2026-02-27T03:08:19Z

it’s always “you have ocd” never “thank you for making our trip surprise-free”

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2026-02-22T02:56:23Z

i read the room for pleasure

@nprofile…ryua i'm not even sure leuven is real

2026-02-21T11:58:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…935v
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nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqafz9jadkpqzaedvclkth4vcm6q9fsvy6mfddq0ufwjpy4gptlwxqs0ryua (nprofile…ryua) i'm not even sure leuven is real

not just in leuven ...

2026-02-21T09:48:31Z

not just in leuven

the european mind cannot comprehend this ...

2026-01-27T09:20:18Z

the european mind cannot comprehend this

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2026-01-21T06:55:43Z

the macron sunglasses stay ON during sex

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2026-01-19T03:44:05Z

i’m going from bad to worse if anyone needs anything

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2026-01-18T11:56:37Z

your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny

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2026-01-18T04:50:55Z

anxiety

cold meds be like we'll stop the runny nose by knocking you ...

2026-01-07T04:15:36Z

cold meds be like we'll stop the runny nose by knocking you unconscious

it's only a violation if you read international law literally ...

2026-01-04T06:23:19Z

it's only a violation if you read international law literally rather than as a spiritual allegory

more than you ever wanted to know about my midlife crisis 🫣 ...

2025-12-28T16:46:53Z

more than you ever wanted to know about my midlife crisis 🫣

https://www.roifaineantpress.com/post/pleasure-and-desire-in-mid-life-by-hadas-weiss

who's gonna tell her ...

2025-12-21T04:15:10Z

who's gonna tell her

i can’t believe how easily media manipulates people i disagree ...

2025-12-15T02:32:13Z

i can’t believe how easily media manipulates people i disagree with

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2025-12-09T03:17:34Z

i think i might make it as a worrier

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2025-12-06T13:17:51Z

can't wait to hear who won the FIFA prize for literature

sex is great but have you ever had a new coach say ...

2025-12-06T11:50:18Z

sex is great but have you ever had a new coach say "you've done this before"

how i begin my Conclusion ...

2025-11-29T07:20:37Z

how i begin my Conclusion

old google scholar: stand on the shoulders of giants ai google ...

2025-11-25T18:43:40Z

old google scholar: stand on the shoulders of giants

ai google scholar: or plagiarize them lol

@nprofile…wv57 i'm jealous! and want to know more

2025-11-25T18:31:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…t5nw
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2025-11-25T09:49:23Z

my plan to make them rue the day has run into a few hitches

my toxic trait is i like it when successful writers turn out to ...

2025-11-25T05:15:09Z

my toxic trait is i like it when successful writers turn out to be terrible people

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2025-11-25T04:33:23Z

under communism we’d all be called dr

it's like if someone hated her job but couldn't find a ...

2025-11-09T03:55:12Z

it's like if someone hated her job but couldn't find a better one

i've been asking friends which their favorite kafka story is ...

2025-11-08T14:34:42Z

i've been asking friends which their favorite kafka story is and i think i need new friends

my neo is writing a substack about how i asked it to clean the ...

2025-10-31T02:36:39Z

my neo is writing a substack about how i asked it to clean the kitchen

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2025-10-28T15:59:26Z

not to brag but i can generate slop with natural intelligence

chatgpt: no, clocks change on oct 26 me: but that's today ...

2025-10-26T03:35:26Z

chatgpt: no, clocks change on oct 26

me: but that's today

chatgpt (of superhuman, multiple phd intelligence): good catch!

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2025-10-23T17:56:17Z

i started reading the gooning piece but didn't finish

revolutionary movements when they're done formulating ...

2025-10-16T16:00:54Z

revolutionary movements when they're done formulating universal values

as a teen i’d rush to the library & check out the books of ...

2025-10-09T13:05:17Z

as a teen i’d rush to the library & check out the books of the nobel laureate right after they were announced. you know, to beat the crowds

“later” is doing a lot of work here ...

2025-09-07T10:47:23Z

“later” is doing a lot of work here

i was wondering if i was alone in loathing a certain book and ...

2025-07-22T07:46:57Z

i was wondering if i was alone in loathing a certain book and found this gem on goodreads

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2025-07-21T07:50:08Z

no i don’t want to “manage cookies” r u insane

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2025-07-21T02:52:26Z

“i’m part of the brain drain” r u sure about that

my uber driver was silent the whole way i nominate him for the ...

2025-07-08T18:45:46Z

my uber driver was silent the whole way i nominate him for the nobel peace prize

what are some good things to delve into for someone just getting ...

2025-07-07T17:01:56Z

what are some good things to delve into for someone just getting into delving

i hide prompts for human reviewers (i cite them) ...

2025-07-05T11:21:10Z

i hide prompts for human reviewers (i cite them)

how it feels to scroll past shitty posts wo engaging ...

2025-07-01T10:39:53Z

how it feels to scroll past shitty posts wo engaging

me: there’s nothing worse than opening a blank document ...

2025-06-27T09:12:48Z

me: there’s nothing worse than opening a blank document

microsoft word: hold my beer

you lost me at 10 hours ...

2025-06-21T03:29:09Z

you lost me at 10 hours

message: important! changes to your account me: *deletes without ...

2025-06-18T12:37:19Z

message: important! changes to your account

me: *deletes without reading* they’ll let me know if it’s important

offline friends are so important you can just text them your ...

2025-06-18T02:28:14Z

offline friends are so important you can just text them your cut-pasted posts