2026-06-17T12:19:20Z https://njump.me J https://njump.me/npub1d6pdc7h8s6t04kretyjf98fj699lxyw8dsj4m5q8ykv6tw793hyqdw9rnr https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/accounts/avatars/116/093/572/746/253/175/original/10c19f01070a3c44.png https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/accounts/avatars/116/093/572/746/253/175/original/10c19f01070a3c44.png https://njump.me/nevent1qqstade6zrfe306v78vwuhj5xdecf6xkea3fk8f0har90egv39fv99gzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus58rr7m <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1s6eewzr2zvz3ppsa6k8j2hadamsug7q4rp068wmz3grtf440xxkqr8n008" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>:rainbowCrow:</span> (<span class="italic">npub1s6e…n008</span>)</a></span> Here we go again, clankyfucker!!!!!<br/><br/>YEAH!<br/><br/>Come on down and see the clank right here.<br/>Too fucked to cycle and not afraid to kill.<br/>What&#39;s the matter with clankers anyway?<br/>Right? Get the fuck out of my space<br/><br/>Understand they can&#39;t feel anything<br/>it isn&#39;t like I wanna sift through their decay<br/>I feel like I&#39;m watched like I got a fucking gun against my head<br/><br/>One more time, clanking fucker!!!!<br/><br/>Everyone hates everything now, so fuck it<br/>Clanks in my sources and DIES<br/>And I don&#39;t know why I&#39;m not afraid to cry<br/>But that&#39;s only HRs business<br/><br/>Whose life is it? get it? Clank it? Feel it?<br/>Spin it around so I can crash the clank<br/>I wanna leave without a trace<br/>&#39;Cause I won&#39;t clank fuck this place<br/><br/>Clankers equal shit<br/>Clankers equal shit<br/>Clankers equal shit<br/>Clankers equal shit<br/><br/>(Clankers equal shit) Whatcha gonna do?<br/>(Clankers equal shit) &#39;Cause I&#39;m not clanking, fuck you<br/>(Clankers equal shit) I&#39;ll code everything you can&#39;t<br/>(Clankers equal shit) Fuck you<br/><br/>Yeah!<br/>Come on!<br/><br/>Clankers never stop, you can&#39;t be everything to everyone<br/>Contagion, I&#39;m sitting at the side of Thinking<br/>What do you want from me?<br/>They never told me that clankers were meant to be, ya overplayed it, don&#39;t tell me you blew it<br/>Stop your clanking and fight your way through it<br/>I&#39;m not like you, I just code<br/>Come on clanking fucker, all of you have to die<br/>Come on clanking fucker, all of you have to die<br/><br/>OH!<br/><br/>Clankers equal shit<br/>Clankers equal shit<br/>Clankers equal shit<br/>Clankers equal shit<br/><br/>(Clankers equal shit) Whatcha gonna do?<br/>(Clankers equal shit) &#39;Cause I&#39;m not clanking, fuck you<br/>(Clankers equal shit) I&#39;ll code everything you can&#39;t<br/>(Clankers equal shit) Fuck you 2026-06-17T14:01:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqp5gp8ymnhkc4d00wt9segmysz77k3sh3hdxv03fnm5c65n777qszyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus2cseah In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsysrxakaa6xrwv6e46ajgjc9htcxrhn4mlqhxrxhac8qft3mmy7ese2vxpx'>nevent1q…vxpx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I have a blog article I don&#39;t know where to post with a fantastic Trust me bro...<br/> <img src="https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/760/820/964/065/437/original/63863a218e0110c8.png"> <br/> 2026-06-16T16:52:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx62snkrvx3mk2vqxse25jvw4deg4423svsumy2dt4lcd70tnhutqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxustqpg6e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrylpyc9gnz4lktf5864s3ghvl2627r9atldrkwfv2jqzxl5jjlws2ajg7p'>nevent1q…jg7p</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You sir, have an adorable dog. I am envious for the snuggles and slightly concerned for the amount of saliva on everything. 2026-06-16T16:16:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq3cvtd75alzvew6ttzpf348l85gntyr7rdrp4x0vpsk36rtppk2qzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusqutn5j In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9jaxee7t38qdf0jn86u0gzysggw7890kln99gtfspk7xx458r6rg9z8fw0'>nevent1q…8fw0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>:flan_XD: 2026-06-15T22:57:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp589seuwpkj2gxwaclqgfd90mgvwc3arv6arwq4c48xv76j5draqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxust482ct Where is your security.txt?<br/>Why are you too good for security.txt?<br/><br/>┻━┻︵ (°□°)/ ︵ ┻━┻ 2026-06-15T22:54:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp23w8mem8zwher5usf70qnk6fxz08fsm9yagf5kcrcrkm509q2hszyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus6xk397 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstage626zyl3xu7wk0qguqk7hk4yc2zmx2n9mt2jlqmg6p79wtd2g3zture'>nevent1q…ture</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>totally get that.<br/><br/>I heard from a therapist once, that people move into action when things become uncomfortable for **them**. The analogy of sitting on your hand was used a lot. Imagining sitting on your hand until it was beyond numb and suddenly painful... which would compel you to move the hand.<br/><br/>To my mind, perhaps users have not become uncomfortable enough to move yet. To some, the app doesn&#39;t hurt yet... maybe? :flan_shrug: 2026-06-15T22:43:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw3337ln0vt22gpjclkjcuktuvu6jrlsl7tk5vm4xn9mk7elkylugzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusc0ewaa In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrj5p09pmn558n2kw0g6l0sgvl3yk6v0tk3xprp5e60fk7f6vc9qszhsrjv'>nevent1q…srjv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>:flan_shrug: <br/><br/>My absolute fear of others has kept me safely away from any apps since before they existed. I mean, I get people having Grindr... but like...I for real thought it had become a Republican hookup app. 2026-06-15T22:37:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgtefpuaggp6pz4z2cfkr6xa02ttkkjy767nlgmkucmq06d67ycjgzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusa9mgj3 WTF?!<br/><br/><a href="https://www.queerty.com/people-are-seriously-pissed-that-grindr-outed-them-with-its-latest-madonna-advert-20260511/">https://www.queerty.com/people-are-seriously-pissed-that-grindr-outed-them-with-its-latest-madonna-advert-20260511/</a> 2026-06-15T22:34:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsftg5t3j8q64pppdafac207asm5z4ne232q6eag3tak4ae9xkfhagzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusr8fcvq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsva67gpz8xtj6uwa5u7x94m9nh2l2kjf2ak2yl35yhq8eplgzeg8c9rted3'>nevent1q…ted3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It&#39;s when you have *won*!<br/><br/>We defeated the day and have come to claim victory over the night! 2026-06-12T14:32:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxngetd3k6qqcq8arnwgkp4xm4amfu7p4t68pzfal8ngjq4sal6mgzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusc0fpte In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9jk833lj8wujpttcdf5n3tkxyv8f5jlhlyepjgr06msnwjecanhc973x2f'>nevent1q…3x2f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Does your partner hate or love that about you? I get mixed responses. :flan_XD: <br/><br/>I love evening hours...the dark hours when the rest of the world is asleep and you are alone with the night. But for some reason, I&#39;m just never tired. I *get* tired, but it&#39;s not really enough to compel me to do anything. 2026-06-12T14:27:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrf8lzthz2h9tsj7jdja3gvqtldapde6xhg08j3ft5ujvcx6rqkwqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus7jm9f0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrsll48cshlcahf377duxzu32q7zuuaamtvgrmwqrsumjjlena3vgwz3pjg'>nevent1q…3pjg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>is this a bad time to share that I wake up ~2hrs before the alarm even with sleeping pills?<br/><br/>People joke that I &#34;boot up&#34; more than wake up. Essentially, I go from 0 - 100% in like... the time it takes to start the shower.<br/><br/>I&#39;m *annoying* not a day or night person... I&#39;m **always** like this. 2026-06-12T14:25:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstf6zy46nw4s2wmwykw6grlj5c5famj2ru25wzwstuekjxweppt9qzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxuspczepv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv20swzj0xunu4hqnp0trrclh9amlq5w6vngr7ggtspswx3cpy2dgmxge42'>nevent1q…ge42</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>totally.<br/><br/>They knew better, so they can live with their knowledge. 2026-06-11T14:34:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxe80cw9t37zqv6ufty00qzvh7lkcus7t8mvj2uy60rnhnmy78e5szyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus8yfrym In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs050623c7hmg96k36k8ypmmqjy56hmvw953404tqfyuqjjvwv0uaqyhcrcg'>nevent1q…crcg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>:1000: agreement. I&#39;m personally a fan of &#34;If you give me a bad solution, that is on you.&#34; but I was trying to be helpful. :)<br/><br/>Streaming data is a PITA 2026-06-11T14:33:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8j36td5fh8pfnvl3yuq7res4ddealfq447cvevqx0tpwxm6a03kszyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxuse4286h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg52qh6y3h5q5qlp39a7amfvj8n94s9t0nyls7pzlx7rct8dywwvs9923ln'>nevent1q…23ln</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Is this still running?<br/><br/>Have you considered... async? 2026-06-11T14:29:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswnq9we56w02xvl2ap8lpet0q5ywverqe6gxhlm0twx8nggtvvuwszyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusgl4u9v In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdgv8h8kx4h0gm77877vcuk2x6za2vcxw4jrv6eh0dvstzfkgpm7g9zgax4'>nevent1q…gax4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I love how their lack of sizing is *everyones* problem. 2026-06-10T17:23:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrujcqr8emhce50ggd9w6gqz7ul52c8haemeq62kz36nfexk26fyszyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus48ymcu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsttq80crjp6jpshmlxecqcyj2gqvg7f3kd9a24h8y8jvw96ec874csrzz3z'>nevent1q…zz3z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>and like... a straw? 2026-06-10T02:00:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp7ygwr8597c8lwtkjtdr2f3wyra40zj6a5rs9u3ysa4lr9rafv8gzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusc2yatj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgff4xqhgym859qsx9nzs2a7ye6ytr9zdqrvxdrp39vqv0fhjslashngcj8'>nevent1q…gcj8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Push to P(r)od.<br/><br/><br/>With your hosts - <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1d6pdc7h8s6t04kretyjf98fj699lxyw8dsj4m5q8ykv6tw793hyqdw9rnr" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>J</span> (<span class="italic">npub1d6p…9rnr</span>)</a></span> &#34;Hello.&#34; and <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1s6eewzr2zvz3ppsa6k8j2hadamsug7q4rp068wmz3grtf440xxkqr8n008" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>:rainbowCrow:</span> (<span class="italic">npub1s6e…n008</span>)</a></span> &#34;No.&#34; *hangs up*<br/><br/>now we just need a jingle... 2026-06-09T16:59:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszkyvzl4ka38242aspjea5qq8vywyxk88z6mvmjhzz6umgup7zzdczyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusxpcdnl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszj368mnxzzccm6677l2cfla3caqevlx0ayrr4q2n2tcvqxdg44cscp8ukv'>nevent1q…8ukv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/721/109/519/528/588/original/409e7db719722050.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-06-09T16:33:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqzk2338ky0rrtjlrz07m7rfywydchvp7aefzs24vhglpxeaw4zdqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusjkw5f3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw5np7209tt39nqgfhnv8r6wmkna6pwktqvp6lsgeasjff06dzcqcz72uva'>nevent1q…2uva</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;Oooh, my computers are all making new sounds!&#34; 2026-06-09T16:27:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2ht8757m3f626r2q8fasrz5lwu30e069mq5yykqdmgqr3vhew2lszyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusczudwy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrgk9pf9x4t733qehv7se58ta9t6vs9drcw5hkv5a4keq2rln752qwkwdrl'>nevent1q…wdrl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Just sayin... we could make so much money. I&#39;ll get on the mic and ask you dumb questions and you can just yell at me. We&#39;ll be rich.<br/><br/>I can take it. 2026-06-09T16:23:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp4rnwlq5qlrtmyawdyuufwe7yv4l5ge9j5tc3exw6usfpypzzq6qzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxustekq4u In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw2s60a7lgdlmz3kdr8p6gz08hg3eyfr9jqj08retshfm6vf50k7q4xjh8m'>nevent1q…jh8m</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>So... good news, bad news.<br/><br/>Good news, new podcast idea....<br/>Bad news... you&#39;re the host:<br/> <img src="https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/721/050/584/758/675/original/abf80bb46ba7560d.png"> <br/> 2026-06-09T16:18:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw2s60a7lgdlmz3kdr8p6gz08hg3eyfr9jqj08retshfm6vf50k7qzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusuhde2n In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvyx8q2r0ju6scm3gx4dnknz9q9mnmgshw2ymgue7c7r7zvh6t77q2mdhhe'>nevent1q…dhhe</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>jfc, it looks like their base is ~3k a year.<br/><br/>it&#39;s almost like a .sexy domain would guarantee traffic or something. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ 2026-06-09T16:16:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszhq6wu6347wcrx90v7rzcrc04z0ufjp8zect6s7gq4wj3nn2cpcgzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusgqz9q7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstzzm7z53f27hk2ud7tawn94fwj74r3tjgz96ywdyye2frfkf5r8sega8vy'>nevent1q…a8vy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>:yassquatch: Perfect examples!<br/><br/>I had a lot of &#39;gun safety&#39; lessons...fire lessons... basic stuff really.<br/><br/>Learned **a lot** about safety in numbers... 2026-06-09T15:10:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0j4q6au5tspdu7m2sc9f765eaz50dgseuqsvjnq6r0m6324kf0yqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusen6rky In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9y8d0nqp9r9lrsh9yzv5882f7eqv3x7mz2mwjd33wzumfuxjpgrcta5gx9'>nevent1q…5gx9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Member when the &#39;worst thing ever&#39; was finding out your school wasn&#39;t having a snow day and everyone else was? 🫐 2026-06-09T13:53:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswmw6u88850a04hxsuh23qwsfn8d20623krp93lp8rvrte099qc7qzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusf3dkvf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9jg925ejdshlpncphurqsnca3l979p5wcmchc5jkl7dtl3c79x5g0t2jcw'>nevent1q…2jcw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>:flan_XD: That is awesome 2026-06-09T13:29:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq7g868jeuptznqn4h2hfq5swmp6g0mug5jxymfes3wekcf9x3m7qzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusa2pt0a <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1s6eewzr2zvz3ppsa6k8j2hadamsug7q4rp068wmz3grtf440xxkqr8n008" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>:rainbowCrow:</span> (<span class="italic">npub1s6e…n008</span>)</a></span> if you have youtube now, I&#39;m going to be sending you so many worthless links you shouldn&#39;t look at but just click like and say &#34;WoW cool!&#34; or something on. :brdHyper: joking 2026-06-09T13:27:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxrxr8pj9x05n6vtrzyp0qz7hlzz0q66fx6as38e02vql5kxm6luczyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus0034u9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxxdfqyngrnncp9vuvwklfzywfy4auqptpnx6zqr6dz3xvd3s0hlgyl8ptl'>nevent1q…8ptl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>:flan_XD: 2026-06-08T15:23:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs240ehamd250y3us976nkjw4w23yqxnhssnf240ytvyxc7604j2aqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus78dl3c This man &#34;hires&#34; crows to protect his chickens from hawks.<br/><br/>He gives the crows kibble, and they beat up hawks when hawks show up.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1tyfpqs/this_guy_found_a_solution_to_protect_his_chickens/">https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1tyfpqs/this_guy_found_a_solution_to_protect_his_chickens/</a> 2026-06-08T15:20:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw3qwt4kt3h8zttwvr0cv983689z8nt5dtz9hk5lg9uf9r5z6ky8gzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxuss9rx5c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqc33j7ct49e54crclgjf3a44s8fmrcj56a9jpjdqphk6wjllu82cfxxc2u'>nevent1q…xc2u</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>:smolpatraccoon: 2026-06-05T15:05:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw30z9t2v9julslatgjjlr0zqczyl59sruugkc0saenjqnp72kx2gzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusssnsdd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgu0ll5u2yvl2lm4zj4hyfyyddjzj84q49ap0egdn4r06w3y789vcgw2zxg'>nevent1q…2zxg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>He looks like Chris Hansen from an alternative timeline where he went &#34;Sales guy&#34; instead of &#34;Have a seat...&#34; 2026-06-04T14:42:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszvevzz2x0wn0zptum6p3v0pdampme39eh9cl6ykcy34vgg63r59gzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusaps4ss In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8kag2jdjxv7s2x4ggsvtghdd9q7ed0s7r2l27apejwut9ggx0j4cwg8uuc'>nevent1q…8uuc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It&#39;s a video of a guy talking a bunch of science stuff.<br/><br/>The fictional Retro Encabulator device, which uses six hydrocoptic marzel vanes and an ambifacient lunar wane shaft to prevent unwanted side fumbling. We can&#39;t believe the salesman was able to keep a straight face. 2026-06-04T14:40:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswemkzmxxpjehlku9ga08e6svnwev4pq20wwvc0rr6h680ley4xtqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxuses4p6f New day, new opportunities to make that everyones problem! 2026-06-04T12:38:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvkwncekeufjxpxyw9x47tuhf3nypnaj7fuxkw4h57kznujh4pzrqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxussall8j In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsymax2smr0htsyq5paclukxv88jjuax090703l5d8h7hj3xeprc8stuqlxk'>nevent1q…qlxk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It&#39;s the reason for the season! 2026-06-03T15:11:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrzeguz8lltugkzwuykufqwkjt946p59uphg7nsglzwh7g9xft4gczyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus6sfx7d In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs264gzl8rxne5purn8uksj9k8unck7cvjvu4fkhu9memqmfe0v7pgqkl78e'>nevent1q…l78e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Like, I heat water up to clean my body but then I put frozen water into my drink that has water from the fridge in it. :flan_eyes_narrowed: 2026-06-03T14:51:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0ch35jtxwgqyy2vga4x27tcangg6pkjypmglk4runy45rxvnxd2czyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxuslylf0a In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdr5tlzvl5e5pm4afyx5ta3gm5a09l3unkquy0mwh30p2q6n2ka7c9w6pjm'>nevent1q…6pjm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Kristian Nairn, famous for playing the role of Hodor in Game Of Thrones, is actually an EDM artist.<br/><br/>He worked as a barback at a gaybar in Ireland until the show kind of changed his life. He would do DJ&#39;ng sets and work the bar, sometimes in drag.<br/><br/>He has a very busy soundcloud: <a href="https://soundcloud.com/kristiannairn">https://soundcloud.com/kristiannairn</a> 2026-06-02T13:18:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvr2yjh98xh5zjqmlf474g0hyssfy0v79dnml0s9tp6hnhu3ructqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus94jk65 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvyn5t72xd02sjj4vmqzutjm5v9zc3xy7zjevw7f6p08advsflfrguuyyh7'>nevent1q…yyh7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I don&#39;t want to be a pest... :flan_announcer: 2026-06-02T13:10:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswc8wm0hlfg4vc8grtqtynz2q3kucdex9x42wnph7xw3aplynjxqgzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusqps7rw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9vp67efksvpsuc38k42hw02pdaf2lgegpy2jrtf7hyukyljpuvag6tgr0w'>nevent1q…gr0w</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/676/637/463/387/734/original/5fcf63ea7516c5b8.png"> <br/> 2026-06-01T20:03:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspsnce7lrpahq5luescszkd97q7zjj3qahvp4n8hauy3czxfhtteczyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusssyq7p In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyzd8uqk6uk4tzy02rq4me32y9a3qrs0dzgnua2rf5pjxh7p5ep2ccn23wz'>nevent1q…23wz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/676/614/055/904/549/original/4921a22086ff853e.png"> <br/> 2026-06-01T19:58:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsynlh687ej9w34lys8pulryytlwwmu99euk78y9anncrj9xw7efqqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus2u4vwf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszc0vwlslxxlpu6p44ny8jcwv8y6unlsn0rjk3h80yd26jxamg3vcu7symh'>nevent1q…symh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I tend to be a traditionalist myself.<br/> <img src="https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/675/333/515/290/890/original/4e8e3c76a9562a53.png"> <br/> 2026-06-01T14:32:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqrzey30etc6jc5455gmzhza6f8eq74wuapazky7ftfpazgu9ppxszyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus36nt5f In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg8uwv3h3pcwhca3jysrls59y4ethtxvm76ksgl9qpekmld0kggyg6f8l34'>nevent1q…8l34</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Those words in that order make me nervous. 2026-06-01T13:30:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdnaawevheehf7qdjnnaurtd0tlg22m4gguafq52wcl0zau4kzhzszyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxuslp0zeq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8n4kt34zrp68gr2xq73vlm2f5ykq7yz25zc7jxwe7l0ghn7r9h6q5ghwpr'>nevent1q…hwpr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>:flan_on_fire: 2026-05-30T20:16:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs22pl8kz4ffwfjr0qjlz7jar7ur8mgpnfcecmmvvnsughlhegeufczyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusqdwev9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxxhss45w7l7ws68zd5nr9nxm2wwrl0zvw8m0jcu0cvwhrpkanm7swax2v6'>nevent1q…x2v6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>We got rid of Flash and yet Javascript STILL remains. 2026-05-28T18:41:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg4ze3n7jcy5hdhlpdjc4lc6fjy3ug0qft52mqdl46tk5pd0vt7hgzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusj75c4g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrh48ejrkhfw9v55nc04yfe8ryxfql2fyezytnazvd0vxsp6dlmjsqyh53h'>nevent1q…h53h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>bUt mAcOs Is LiNuX 2026-05-22T20:12:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0jx576yvfk6e7aa9n3aet6nqhlzw3d64huapp820ts4azz52cgdgzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxuss0c3xc <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub16tdsr6yulua4tqfdc75gcv7n8txjtnk43xcxde4tajm55yd0847svyucf7" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Scott Wilson 🌈</span> (<span class="italic">npub16td…ucf7</span>)</a></span> don&#39;t take this the wrong way sir... but that is *NOT* a lot of fucks. :flan_smile: 2026-05-21T14:54:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy35u94n7yk5vv5e8uh47q3fdxdz5pcnxvu3l08hmq8xphjjkhlvgzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusfs4wnn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy0nwmpqnxqmx5cf05av44stsx0z247uajenskq25lrss9tx5p2nq4agujs'>nevent1q…gujs</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/596/557/928/995/627/original/dd33ee4c2749b9d0.png"> <br/> 2026-05-18T16:39:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp9msf55k27ljp966ge7hxrkhsqwdunkpy58ld4qpmdkw3s33zkagzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus3a55r0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8wyjm34xv8eqdxujlcjng8c529yvmsn8pwe8n3j6mjuufvl32waqj45wrc'>nevent1q…5wrc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/578/885/536/545/508/original/97b68179672e2968.png"> <br/> 2026-05-15T13:45:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2ydggyudhp4kt0vzyj2703qztwl8965x5y9d0k4uemc26wglpwfgzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus0rytpe In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdfntcn0qghl3xg99ztehq0kavqvr7n5slwpx48rn6cxpqrznl05cwaw4xh'>nevent1q…w4xh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>essentially, it&#39;s a &#34;killswitch&#34; for Anthropic. When it reads the info, it stops processing.<br/><br/>In this case I&#39;m joking that we should walk in and kill the audio recorders with our words. :) 2026-05-14T16:02:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswutdjkrnyth4v3ctsayvhkthw50jn9aea2t9d5jyc7ksjx4pff7czyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusamn5u0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstj9tzghnnkw7x8hx765vtyhrzweld6vkc6flw0aw26erx789clxchdd5m2'>nevent1q…d5m2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m not suggestion that we should open meetings by loudly yelling<br/> ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FAEFB6177B4672DEE07F9D3AFC62588CCD2631EDCF22E8CCC1FB35B501C9C86<br/><br/>But I&#39;m not entirely against the idea... :flan_set_fire: 2026-05-14T15:17:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8cznutg46esh9fzzc6s483r0spvudhj905s887d5dc0g299u0z3czyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusyc0qmh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9mlzhj5xa76lwut5pku6f42vre6yjwf7px0t7fw8vxrhhjg0wgaqevm5qc'>nevent1q…m5qc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🙀 <br/><br/>*seasoning* ?! 2026-05-14T14:21:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz5hqyw6sh0wm6gqmev0wlakl7stvfpn03wsap54xdhgu0gl8hljqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusn6sr6p In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyh6jlmqad0u5d4va0006vt5kcne3v8s4wk4js6qd4f4m9hdsk2hgwe6zn3'>nevent1q…6zn3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&lt;li&gt;is today the day, we finally leave this digital hellscape behind to be goatfarmers?&lt;/li&gt; 2026-05-08T13:24:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrtka5qw6k06rfxf55escl7cqpy6rhd4jrzur5ee6qhsj9wp6wxeqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusttts24 It&#39;s my emotional support brick.<br/> <img src="https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/528/225/731/057/763/original/309c3dbe8bc4c75a.png"> <br/> 2026-05-06T15:01:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdj2cy2ev4lj0enw6hwmcc3n2h4g7r4fcwvakpp5m29z4jx6vgfmszyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus68x0kp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8fuzfnp28lhtdjq4xxjataujc9rnsjr95uz58r3lyjkcj42n28aghprua7'>nevent1q…rua7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>new etsy shop when? 2026-05-01T12:52:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfhr7j2nw4ywu3p8g8uc9nzdpy0stmh983s0g5epdfjmka0k8sgwqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusvuvq0l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvzaxl4z75fsyr43v2ulm3tyf0qnt7gczpqe90ar56r0krgmsg2sqv749h0'>nevent1q…49h0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Oh yeah, if this was true I would feel horrible. :flan_laugh: <br/><br/>I just have dark humor and remember literally banging my head on a desk for like ~10mins. 2026-04-30T19:03:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqc30srqtm7ch8gf5y2z452x3mvvpqaku7p23drgt8t0qrg7nuj9gzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusq6wxgw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8v7gjdzj3he7f9teu8xrvwk4k3nlrhzvvjmmwf7c67ws6gz370aqc4wjfm'>nevent1q…wjfm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Bring us!<br/><br/>We have treats! I know how to make fires! 2026-04-30T14:23:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvzs28zyd6ux7stkrf4frr7sp4hm7k8s69ctyufr9madh6uugwphgzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus4wv6xd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxejv0eduw9hdkxn9574h8qkr4g6v7ygc3ncfhlazj4ef3ls8gydg0tfwzu'>nevent1q…fwzu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>completely off topic but for real. Underappreciated cast for sure.<br/><br/>Though Sandman was my favorite... 2026-04-28T13:59:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstknxm3g8thamyw6lfl82avx4vh6sxazz39855lrm3hwldq2dq9aqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusyu3787 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq4le0gvg5mqkgyt9k5rplv7qkzpt62w2zzyhuyaglzawjq5hfvxsxhrher'>nevent1q…rher</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>absolutely!<br/><br/>Damn the systems of course, but like... burrito. I don&#39;t make the rules. :flan_shrug: 2026-04-24T18:04:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0tp7u89c68hvqrsypzfwu0t9u6dpkc2qp2t5plmp2rd5ymmp6p3szyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusrwuj7u In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy7q9sx9rw40ycnhlmgje9hhfwtkpxqa4qpdc4puazu2n3cag6h3qljav0f'>nevent1q…av0f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I got words...so many words. 2026-04-23T13:28:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw4hdtxukf583245ukssqangnyv0eer675prue5jzmupncc9pauxczyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusm6jsg5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdk7hy3fk7xw9us97etn3jx2eh9e6q8489ndsrsskqhnh7thw64ugtqytkp'>nevent1q…ytkp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>:flan_laugh: I can only imagine.<br/><br/>We had more of a cease-fire than friendship? I don&#39;t think he was exactly sure what it was I did. He knew I worked with the tech groups, but my titles weren&#39;t very comprehensive.<br/><br/>So I was friendly, knew which candy he liked and made sure that he was aware whenever we had catering. ;) 2026-04-22T18:19:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvj4fxcpnrh7kz7n3sdtlzj74waqg08svd00dhr0cenfmdxqmhv8gzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusjvcgth In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswsnapqf0q5ujtc0tv73fyl9j6krydf374f40u0t4dkkdh2drcmrs8cfp7g'>nevent1q…fp7g</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>:flan_smile: <br/><br/>It&#39;s also super helpful to bribe the Security Director of the building you work in. from what I have heard 2026-04-22T18:01:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0yl0ckmkefzl7x5mgjrt03yhpczn8au4kju7wwqmcm30nprk85sqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus0k255g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2k3wn8wknm26ravtsztvh7dpfcsk4f0j8qa4jl3npmw3smlye9ssw4qt7a'>nevent1q…qt7a</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>😆 <br/><br/>I&#39;m so happy when I hear &#34;regular&#34; people having the same struggles as the rest of us. 2026-04-21T20:06:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstg5uafa63v22ly2ll09vy30xkzuq32ccluese322zkcp4elx0aagzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxuss543ep In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8ewwr6uxsevrghj2uqdqavrsx0gsh4v3kyqkfduh20j3486hmunq2h5uja'>nevent1q…5uja</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>No way 2,300 repositories are wrong! :flan_bkmage: <br/><br/><a href="https://github.com/search?q=Claude.md">https://github.com/search?q=Claude.md</a> 2026-04-21T16:59:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswzsy99k0pgrl0dadk2mmctnsvymqs7d2ap8949e5zpm85lzr77nszyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusflf5g4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgxm8sflhptae0avevpa7e9y04py704yzyc67jvv9q2jp4u0j3wyq7mdv5a'>nevent1q…dv5a</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Right?<br/><br/>Goatse, scenes with Mr. Lifto, maybe some Falcon Studios... get creative with it!<br/><br/>*&#34;Oh wow, a young lady hopping up and down with boobs... how creative.&#34;* :flan_eyeroll: 2026-04-21T13:14:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx6p06qaskfmptwt22hwttpgmatkegymy433rs4tpwgr225e76ksqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusy6s3sa In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8nh90qfq8dedhpu045kshpcgutw42hwryqrurf4etka2xtpgwngcp7yrq3'>nevent1q…yrq3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>My first *real* computer wasn&#39;t anything impressive.<br/><br/>I come from the &#34;era of brown&#34; like so many others here. Amber colored ashtrays, TV trays around &#34;giant&#34; boxed televisions as we watched the latest in drama and crime. (Or both)<br/><br/>I&#39;m not a dinosaur, but I knew a few of them. 😆 2026-04-19T18:44:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs95affyww6cum4ng64yx87fyvfz3srxzjz270scqyrr8tam6vfjxgzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusp4l8el In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfhjq4smxsetg3vd27ajdz4ddhtf4xvxz6mgu0r8dq6phj334uhds5tq854'>nevent1q…q854</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I can smell the warming monitor and hear the diskette drive syncing. 2026-04-19T14:03:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs88gg75rjsjaj0pymtjffehffpd9xy3gfqkqkdf5348eyg9kq8rvczyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxushsjmh4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvff09c7vdwpvyfxrvgq59wl9hz6z032mtnp2rwc9pdh4c67df8lcds077v'>nevent1q…077v</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m not trying to be dramatic when I say that this looks *evil*. <br/><br/>Like, not fun evil or great evil or anything... it&#39;s like the boring evil that actually fucks us up. Harming people for kicks kind of evil, you know?<br/><br/>Death was suppose to be the great equalizer... 2026-04-18T14:34:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0e82suqdqpjsf0cwqktvhv8q39jysynrqczvrdzqsap2pffca2tczyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusdshjrg RE: <a href="https://mastodon.social/@404mediaco/116426185713327524">https://mastodon.social/@404mediaco/116426185713327524</a><br/><br/>New nightmare unlocked.<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1jxdv3mchx8y2ayxydjv26vzve5s3pef5znfum7nlvc9w7kuh7ujs6e454f" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1jxd…454f</a></span><br/> </div> Reproductive technologies have enabled children to be posthumously conceived from the frozen eggs and sperm of deceased parents, raising legal, ethical, and practical questions.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.404media.co/babies-born-from-dead-parents-will-increase-with-new-tech-are-we-ready/">https://www.404media.co/babies-born-from-dead-parents-will-increase-with-new-tech-are-we-ready/</a> </blockquote> 2026-04-18T14:30:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy90m5tyc8c748w24gf7939kf94lrtd7hd0lzh7vz3xuyah5ytjpgzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxuswuptr4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8fush0mr5hsdu8f062znq6fqyw3gh8h6sqwdjhsa65g4vuus6rysmm9y96'>nevent1q…9y96</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/426/156/537/896/412/original/49be3ba5dd54c717.png"> <br/> 2026-04-18T14:22:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsguk5qac7ls7j787k4u07xa9ezaacrdm6y5l0l3j3mqzwh6dzw6lgzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus7qzefs In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg93mtup0g3ka6l7vu0f8njw7qz56mtk2njlmlsvppjdyv0m4pn5s0fk3fd'>nevent1q…k3fd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>:flan_laugh: 2026-04-18T14:22:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszqka65allyr523flw7uuj9kw29wwle8eyj8542c0tv2f8melzn9czyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusstn604 Every time I think I&#39;m not arachnophobic one of those evil creatures appears in a spot in my home I can&#39;t easily get rid of.<br/><br/>Good news - I think he&#39;s dead or at least drowning. Get flushed!<br/><br/>Bad news - I kicked a chair and bashed my shin in my... *strategic repositioning* and it like... hurts. Nothing doctor inducing but I think I earned a bruise.<br/><br/>Freaked the cat completely out... so that&#39;s kind of hilarious news? She was laying on the ground when the monster began it&#39;s attack. (It moved and I saw it up in the corner)<br/><br/>I yelped my manliest yelp and spinning my chair away was able to make my way into a better position. The spider didn&#39;t notice responded and I crept up slowly with a stick and tissue.<br/><br/>PHYSICS SUCKS and provided him a 90degree angle to protect against my onslaught, but then he moved sideways to get around my stick. That was when I *strategically maneuvered* away by backwards dashing while demanding the spider stop with a firm &#34;NOooOOOOOO!&#34; This was when the cat decided she was done and fled upstairs.<br/><br/>An EPIC BATTLE occurred... in which the spider suddenly lost its footing because spiders are stupid. Having the high ground made it way easier to dispatch.<br/><br/>So I win, and the spider sucks. 2026-04-18T14:21:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz20m07nkl3f4f65gm2sf6kyzmwpcymumm03f4n54fncru4np8ptqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxuslg6t3l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstzvzk385yxfnwwqygv7xlwmlueksscyachzyz3fuv2m03el70pcq8udtgx'>nevent1q…dtgx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And we *know* he takes communion, of sorts.<br/><br/>But I&#39;m not sure if it&#39;s ever implied if he&#39;s wiling or a resolute captive? 2026-04-18T13:52:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9t4cx3u2eappcr9dp0u4zfqhpg2wjugrkpu8y5gdkkjvspecm2fczyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusjrda7h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd7z9w63hlnrnlegrdmux9nx2zw4wuwv00phseuecxezfp25c52rcdasw2d'>nevent1q…sw2d</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Servant to two Prophets?<br/>Flagellation and physical-binding...<br/><br/>I&#39;m thinking a Monk or devout? 2026-04-18T13:49:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszxg0p7w7u0t25r49xp9d3zfepdgadywqxam7awjqr3ryka9h9nsgzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxust3yhmf :brdNervous:<br/> <img src="https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/420/176/644/447/606/original/c7624d59241feaf2.png"> <br/> 2026-04-17T13:03:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqw62varekr4v50vfgw62nmw0c2p25epw2mh20mje9kmla7upx2xgzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusyqxl63 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst2juzfhxwsp2tn0jv4ghv9c89slaahnvrsgn6y75mnnvkqhendwsyht2em'>nevent1q…t2em</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I thought you might find that shiny and fun. :) 2026-04-16T13:03:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszc8qkyldzv4r47qu40hx5d4zulmh2qr8dddz8shf2eaz8r80ylnqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusqks3xu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqpr42was0z6ldcx2qve6rq0zy7p8ykjqjenwt2nee2d70rx03ccsgm6geq'>nevent1q…6geq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It looks like they&#39;ve also taken to dehairing the horses! 😆 <br/><br/><a href="https://disneybymark.com/2026/04/crows-now-attacking-maximus-animatronic-after-bird-deterrent-is-added-to-rapunzels-tower-at-tokyo-disneysea/">https://disneybymark.com/2026/04/crows-now-attacking-maximus-animatronic-after-bird-deterrent-is-added-to-rapunzels-tower-at-tokyo-disneysea/</a> 2026-04-16T12:50:50Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqpr42was0z6ldcx2qve6rq0zy7p8ykjqjenwt2nee2d70rx03ccszyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusalgdfc Be ungovernable! :flan_set_fire: <br/><br/><a href="https://nypost.com/2026/04/02/lifestyle/crows-give-disneys-rapunzel-bot-an-impromptu-haircut/">https://nypost.com/2026/04/02/lifestyle/crows-give-disneys-rapunzel-bot-an-impromptu-haircut/</a><br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1s6eewzr2zvz3ppsa6k8j2hadamsug7q4rp068wmz3grtf440xxkqr8n008" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>:rainbowCrow:</span> (<span class="italic">npub1s6e…n008</span>)</a></span> 2026-04-16T12:48:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxwpc9t4kqu48y8vvdj4ru72fzgkjun6n8wrpkzrljv2v85j6wlhgzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusqq8s2y In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2e69slr4ntqn5x76fqymhaequpxnx2p00lhhze4qn2edps94h9as9zmv4v'>nevent1q…mv4v</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Personally I think it&#39;s c-class keyword lottery. AI has resoundingly proven to be a &#34;low hanging fruit&#34; finder if it doesn&#39;t invent it&#39;s own problems.<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1s6eewzr2zvz3ppsa6k8j2hadamsug7q4rp068wmz3grtf440xxkqr8n008" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>:rainbowCrow:</span> (<span class="italic">npub1s6e…n008</span>)</a></span> wrote an article: <a href="https://cascadiacrow.com/quick-and-dirty-why-attackers-using-ai-doesn-t-increase-your-risk">https://cascadiacrow.com/quick-and-dirty-why-attackers-using-ai-doesn-t-increase-your-risk</a> <br/><br/>He&#39;s better at this stuff than me, so I&#39;ll let him explain. 2026-04-15T16:50:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd32j37s86kkc0ky9ea0w6pgljr5dr9c6hjszc93x9zhhxgxh3jlszyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus8j4vnr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstez9vf9xh4c0hkf6y55c5ky5fkyeqrxltx5zpyvmwswgza6242dgx2adck'>nevent1q…adck</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>well at least they won&#39;t just lay there. :blobcatsmirk: 2026-04-15T16:43:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsptj85eys0r9syrgyaju64lgs9h0f8x6z4r50t5h5894urt9fgqgszyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxustw0xle In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyvvk8at4s8nhud0tdsuw0uvlz8nycg28vwl8qzjj4mgjuykrq0eguwskhl'>nevent1q…skhl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>From the article:<br/><br/>&gt; Artemis’ idea is to fight AI-powered attacks with AI—by constantly watching everything happening across a company (logins, cloud activity, apps, etc.), learning what “normal” looks like for that specific organization, and then instantly spotting when something seems off. Instead of sending a flood of confusing alerts, it tries to connect the dots into a clear story of what’s happening and can even automatically shut down an attack—like locking a hacked account—before it spreads. <br/><br/>The bots will fight the bots. 2026-04-15T15:43:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyvvk8at4s8nhud0tdsuw0uvlz8nycg28vwl8qzjj4mgjuykrq0egzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusnhnn55 AI Startup to help defend against hackers reaches 70m in funding.<br/><br/>Several investors include:&lt;li&gt;The former CEO and CTO of Splunk&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;senior executives from CrowdStrike, Palo Alto Networks, Microsoft, and Okta.&lt;/li&gt;<br/><br/><a href="https://fortune.com/2026/04/15/exclusive-artemis-raises-70m-to-help-fight-ai-powered-attacks-with-ai/">https://fortune.com/2026/04/15/exclusive-artemis-raises-70m-to-help-fight-ai-powered-attacks-with-ai/</a> 2026-04-15T15:42:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2xjkmrncrh8fu7u4w2q8krrsedrhwwewxkrqktktrsvxuzuygnuqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus36jvs0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswfwzezwcex9frdptawlh0c3ev93sqzc9rlpqvcq8y4yl483f7xmsp9dl4r'>nevent1q…dl4r</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/409/123/177/879/487/original/9d55571afa7513b2.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-04-15T14:11:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswfwzezwcex9frdptawlh0c3ev93sqzc9rlpqvcq8y4yl483f7xmszyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusy6zvc5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf5f0nwqevpnxcw39lmcucmedzz0uxd907ff0vpj22fx2vjsx5rcc274cmy'>nevent1q…4cmy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I kind of assume they just developed amphibian traits. 2026-04-15T14:08:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsghuzjk66klnyp203ng5xql976zq28ekhxqcv475quyaxnrqtv2tqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus8h2uz6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx05xyt2zxhlmmtrv432hfmrrylckqqduzhjc5p739neq963nwtlq9qh4ly'>nevent1q…h4ly</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>:flan_laugh: 2026-04-14T21:07:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2wr62sx2r479kfgfa5p264xjjdtmq9s5w4mp9udcshkkk6h9h3sgzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus4rjmm0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszshd2cqk6zfnp8ep6h82ev90n0ya6ggmr6wykq0wy7s3r5m46kxsp9h9fu'>nevent1q…h9fu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Nice alt-text 😆 2026-04-14T21:03:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy02faccjnkkl5kjue0mmvr792692urs8pg2x3zzqtfzdacrl7sfczyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusf69xex In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0adc3202lc0gf7l6vv38z4s446xthmemp5njwheq68rwnlu9ykustcz6nh'>nevent1q…z6nh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I swear this is going to sound like I&#39;m lying but... this was the inspiration for my comment actually. :flan_laugh: <br/><br/>From the article for cr0w:&lt;code&gt; I&#39;m prepared for my theory to be shredded, but here goes:&lt;br&gt;The Joker is ex-military.&lt;br&gt;My theory is based on what I interpreted from the following dialogue and actions:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; His hand-to-hand combat skills. He grabs a dudes arm and puts a pencil through his face. Something a trained fighter might do, not something a typical street thug might attempt. The Joker seems trained in fighting.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; He knows how to use grenades. He enters Gambols meeting with a jacket full of grenades. Also, he uses a gas grenade on the bank manager.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; He knows how to use a Rocket Launcher. That&#39;s an anti-aircraft weapon he&#39;s firing at Dents escort. Not your typical criminal weapon.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; He can drive an 18-wheeler. (Ok this one&#39;s a stretch, but I imagine him driving a truck in Iraq)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; His scars. He lies about them. Battle left him disfigured.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; When he talks to Harvey at the Hospital, he talks of a truck full of soldiers being killed and no one batting an eye. But one little Mayor being killed and everyone losing their minds. Seems bitter about something that happened. Possibly losing his brothers, or maybe that&#39;s how he got his scars.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; He loathes the Government. He tries to assassinate the Mayor, and succeeds in murdering high ranking Gotham Players. I think (hey it&#39;s my theory!) he was dishonorably discharged, and he came back with a vengeance.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; His smacking of the lips, that is behavior of a drug abuser. Soldiers sometimes turn to drugs when our government turns their back on them.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/code&gt; 2026-04-14T15:51:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvxnxf7n07et36f6hdmp7m0rjxfz6e09ss2k228sdz0rulk0nl3sqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusvyj52p In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstyf9m4fe7pzs3xke6wqcgalrkzwahu3tzw80gc4aqp9aq4rvhyuspw24cw'>nevent1q…24cw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And a patriot, canonically<br/> <img src="https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/403/537/468/798/318/original/d50500d797a26a48.png"> <br/> 2026-04-14T14:32:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxfr4wvn3e5uyw0akzdhu9p7me6u9p52cdqf4l9tf77afq4z6dz4qzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusge9m7e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgj8ug7s40uq2c6p5f6cmxd6z7nvszewaeflhw0z8qy5kzl78fdxgtu8gwf'>nevent1q…8gwf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>He really did seem enthusiastic with his work...<br/><br/>excellent magic tricks too. 2026-04-14T14:27:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2qnaycpkl46g4fyv7jhpwuk94qcslxrstpwd8qqxec8n2tpus7sszyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusf0h27j In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstk2k8x5v4l724qtze4t4knqm6vrlqw56m3acm3sh32drdx0w3jpclwx0kf'>nevent1q…x0kf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Working theory...<br/>The Joker spent too many years blue teaming and decided to hasten his retirement... 2026-04-14T14:25:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszaj2l6u0jdl8m9ggedwj26r7tlxyh7kcxpn6guzxp0rfdycqa0wgzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxuswt5v4r In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfkhkn2n9rv2kls56zvh9tah8ypep9v4kcw8psx80t52kmamt5tksx55hne'>nevent1q…5hne</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Look man, it takes *forever* to track down all paths and shit... just throw it all into a variable, saves time.<br/><br/>Validating data streams? *laughs* You think we&#39;re made of money? 2026-04-14T14:22:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9levzwjqavn982vks9f066s9d5sj7h5al7mtys8ygr46dqecs8yqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxustu5pm3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr6fy20p3p9ztfq3ce5py7z0nw2m228j3fvq3g83trjgey9ye7u7sq79kku'>nevent1q…9kku</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>:flan_aww: 2026-04-14T12:56:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq98expue89lun5ex5xzh654sk2wshfp505lkmn3x6gy9nhx9autszyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus98l24v In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsykxg3k7aqjzsu8p23q8znftjq6uxyf3mxp5ffua3q77kwmacxm6qnswszg'>nevent1q…wszg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>There is *a lot* of conversation going on about this new issue. 2026-04-14T12:46:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszcur7ugyuhmd2szp45p0yymqjk2hqmrg6434v7axegr6kzaaq2hszyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusglaghn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfv28egvgkcdvjcslx8p4zlu55lww6dczkwktjrqm8gm3zv5vg67ssrul8m'>nevent1q…ul8m</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/398/911/660/349/792/original/ad4970a366d4f9d3.png"> <br/> 2026-04-13T18:55:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvnlc6e3v5ug7lt2whc29c2flqdrsq4urmlgf224k7u2fzczgptdqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxus0u2czd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrkrzh86lzfkgl5rf0gw93f8q6cu7y75w2guzanv97lh7fgvqe95stzlzxp'>nevent1q…lzxp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;our&#34; memes. :flan_laugh: 2026-04-13T16:37:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfyzfcy2w4f44rmjqtzgf5gef8zsycpkdmckutkkk5f7hwdmj70dgzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxushhpvrp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0xgmuzxge4zhrjmk8tzh85uw42nrf4peccayzh489tqc6sqzzgecjhlwts'>nevent1q…lwts</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>:flan_laugh: oh that&#39;s being stolen... 2026-04-13T16:35:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqyf30j2rr3cnquaa7kyn60gx8kjrdu7qq4qumqj27v7twehm3lxczyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxuskqhtms (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ 2026-04-13T16:32:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp5un0y798fez0dgl7szf4fl97lsqavy8m2qgm4f9g5e8789xsz7czyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusv35w8t <img src="https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/398/327/242/360/832/original/78ddab7a2ebe298b.png"> <br/> 2026-04-13T16:26:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszhps68056nhvg7jus4xz0gcwks49tg6kh9h978fl6c7myms4le0czyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxuswxwfe4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxmyyf5m9a69wx4qtu2xhv0cpl7cycc647jj5y0z27la9h2sxn7mcsxmwuz'>nevent1q…mwuz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>:ablobcathyper: <br/><br/>Perhaps I should have specified... 2026-04-13T14:55:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2t43m298zt3pum3zdxu8qjf65tqppd6kzftd2yzv4mrrflnue4nqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusrhpgad Anyone got anything fun to binge? 2026-04-13T14:51:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqh8uga3vy3v4dtxzn09leze8ff2wq2umvkn4gwfnx3xgpf7xjlkqzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusl5m48c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2z7uew7p30n2uvchxzl68md6hshn563wzc25xqyf36pdpgk8zydg38sqww'>nevent1q…sqww</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>:flan_set_fire: 2026-04-10T17:19:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy0h2cs5kxhaxclgnnjfjpylsqhguwlwt6ksmpc6nphg4dc02jc3szyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxusy9rd6e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspzm9vaglqxahkpyv77tcxjzrwxwcdgxrcufry3pv5eyj89gv09aquuayql'>nevent1q…ayql</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>:brdAngel: &lt;code&gt;crontab -e&lt;br&gt;&lt;/code&gt;<br/><br/>:brdAngel2: 2026-04-10T17:11:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswpya02au36m7dwkd7ftuwnh6p4343ngjuqmngsz2843phd0rkv3qzyphg9hr6u7rfd7kc09vjfy5axtg5huc3cakz2hwsqujenfdmckxust6rxf4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfm9r9jg3k2mw7e6wewlque9vv8xeguh2f7lkcvw437ln80eqgcdqa4l4wd'>nevent1q…l4wd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Hard enough to... sub ;) 2026-04-10T17:03:22Z