2026-11-04T22:48:05Z https://njump.me Aaron David https://njump.me/npub1d6umv92mdh50qqm5tfc5e4g8l6zh6dzc3w7fc22galrhrkvtj9fs292nrx https://media.universeodon.com/accounts/avatars/113/046/176/916/595/445/original/ccad8b019cf9c30e.jpg https://media.universeodon.com/accounts/avatars/113/046/176/916/595/445/original/ccad8b019cf9c30e.jpg https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf7vcljevj0u7auve3t8pt82dyk3nsrngzm66ttvwww0qsuxgyx7szyphtnds4tdk73uqrw3d8znx4qllg2lf5tz9me8pffrhuwuwe3wg4xaufrau In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvd94y8edy07hsr3hvzr2ysd30963s4uqmf5ng6g05v343hezszcs04gs92'>nevent1q…gs92</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I bet there&#39;s a pterodactyl there 2026-09-16T23:41:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrh2ejng7yjnwnh7uy8q7f5y8tp0yxunhxn0av27pe6eu88x0x42czyphtnds4tdk73uqrw3d8znx4qllg2lf5tz9me8pffrhuwuwe3wg4xdnqdxs An engineer dies . . . and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy.<br/>One day God calls and asks Satan, &#34;So, how&#39;s it going down there?&#34;Satan says, &#34;Hey things are going great. We&#39;ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there&#39;s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.&#34;<br/>God is horrified. &#34;What? You&#39;ve got an engineer? That&#39;s a mistake - he should never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here! &#34;<br/>Satan says, &#34;No way. I like having an engineer on staff. I&#39;m keeping him.&#34;God says, &#34;Send him back up here or I&#39;ll sue.&#34;<br/>&#34;Yeah, right,&#34; Satan laughs, &#34;and where are you going to get a lawyer?&#34; 2026-07-07T20:16:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2dyjgh6u2sv886nsr96cne60hv2jw7n4g30rwye2c5hs5r8tpg2gzyphtnds4tdk73uqrw3d8znx4qllg2lf5tz9me8pffrhuwuwe3wg4xpheyvl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw6qmfl0l7kfznjg5r0afau7tk88fuvvqlpg8f7t6ur8xnf4j7h9sypg0lz'>nevent1q…g0lz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>OK. I&#39;ve had the flu for over three weeks. When will this bug piss off? 2025-11-29T02:07:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr24elfflg2d8laut9fs5pkjqchjqnd936tmtgsdr5j2tzrjw7q6gzyphtnds4tdk73uqrw3d8znx4qllg2lf5tz9me8pffrhuwuwe3wg4xnlzk2m <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/115/447/189/779/628/961/original/0b0a06e42a7efd29.jpg"> <br/> 2025-10-27T16:58:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgh0ltcmtw2nc2664lt2tq604vesu89tvgqdlj3u2deu4dw7z2w3szyphtnds4tdk73uqrw3d8znx4qllg2lf5tz9me8pffrhuwuwe3wg4x709s64 <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/115/187/752/556/713/457/original/0bb92f42e3b1fc92.jpg"> <br/> 2025-09-11T21:20:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8ju0yv0x4c4tg7hj39d4wsmav5gpx4ta2l23q2xwga72srw2jw4szyphtnds4tdk73uqrw3d8znx4qllg2lf5tz9me8pffrhuwuwe3wg4x0c08vx <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/115/085/532/632/557/695/original/527030339b97d8c6.jpg"> <br/> 2025-08-24T20:04:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs08pgjfuu24cy7796xxsj0qxlwaw068tpjtwag84zrspg6yr9x20qzyphtnds4tdk73uqrw3d8znx4qllg2lf5tz9me8pffrhuwuwe3wg4xesjhvs <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/354/766/216/779/591/original/bdd4565030663aea.jpg"> <br/> 2025-04-17T18:40:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy5vv3dxg2v0suj5ujyl3waz8t03n06p6umwa3rufyusup4cl2yqczyphtnds4tdk73uqrw3d8znx4qllg2lf5tz9me8pffrhuwuwe3wg4xf6e6f3 <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/095/238/647/457/560/original/21a75e85bc44db18.jpg"> <br/> 2025-03-02T22:39:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspf6z62gsmvqdqsnysm4qr3lr8y0r3w33zc4wamsxtjede4yx529czyphtnds4tdk73uqrw3d8znx4qllg2lf5tz9me8pffrhuwuwe3wg4xdefa4g <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/113/856/304/377/698/328/original/afea853483a82ca2.jpg"> <br/> 2025-01-19T17:55:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw0f0dkn9pkc6lumre6aggfkyntw86l22l7qlu9ta2h7ajtr7fpzczyphtnds4tdk73uqrw3d8znx4qllg2lf5tz9me8pffrhuwuwe3wg4xh4kv9f <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/113/443/944/747/142/098/original/679c892362f5321b.jpg"> <br/> 2024-11-07T22:07:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsttyr43s3vs5kfquj6dyhdv7pa4su2quwmwuqelmpgyjuuq5t0pcgzyphtnds4tdk73uqrw3d8znx4qllg2lf5tz9me8pffrhuwuwe3wg4x7zdgku <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/113/086/142/207/497/045/original/947a824f554f4a41.jpg"> <br/> 2024-09-05T17:33:11Z