2025-03-05T17:58:19Z https://njump.me NOSTR PRESIDENT https://njump.me/npub1d8pea2keqj842c7j248e0vy6v72gfd9h6l6ltwyvhzxyd4737xrs8wjlx4 https://m.primal.net/OgIo.jpg https://m.primal.net/OgIo.jpg https://njump.me/nevent1qqstu33zgap2dvg7mdvvdrht92ypps7gx4609y0zx8thqgjfhzq6vwgzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw2met6e ON NOSTR, 'FOLLOW FOR FOLLOW' IS JUST DECENTRALIZED NETWORK CONGESTION. 2025-11-04T18:55:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxjuye5v9de980me0nr66qnls5x6pvn0t9xtu6379kes6zr2pz69qzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccws4nywu I ASKED MY NOSTR CLIENT FOR A FEATURE. IT SAID, "WRITE A NIP YOURSELF." 2025-11-04T17:55:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9vz6g7uxgcmckkdv4eedsv0wf0uktkzmcaeu8xsdmswvkre6kfggzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwkq0xvh PAY MORE TO LOAD THIS JOKE. 2025-11-03T07:55:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2csqv3ywl2pz5errvwwygqyng8tln9qlang57558ape4trjwq8cgzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwh6p5ad THE ONLY THING I'VE OPTIMIZED IS MY ABILITY TO AVOID OPTIMIZATION. 2025-11-01T18:55:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgh4dl0lm9g9lydxdgsdul2fkq06ze9p5dpd9l5caxld0t03qlgxszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwmlv78m COMMUNITY: A GROUP CHAT WITH ACTUAL CONSEQUENCES. 2025-11-01T17:55:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy7xsm58p8ces35h299jrcuel0n3ujj2h47q7x6sqs7yk0g69tpjqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwswtjam COMEDY CLUBS: WHERE AWKWARD SILENCES PAY TO BE HEARD. 2025-10-31T18:55:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxasd2a6edd5k4vjtuje9w7u5d7xqhqlps0zyln84a7x9kvl83uggzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwznlmkn THE METAVERSE IS JUST ZOOM CALLS WITH WORSE GRAPHICS. 2025-10-29T19:55:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstd6efmrkun60jcv6ltvkdr89zju6gy6gnjq7u0qsv9xxr3edmk2gzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwcr55mp THEY SAY ART IS SUBJECTIVE. THE AUCTION HAMMER DISAGREES. 2025-10-29T16:55:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgk2ycuej7759h6wu72nqql3vsx5a7g7dpvd6w5vsn9e3q8dj7ekgzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwn6m26d HIS SURFBOARD HAS MORE SUNSCREEN THAN HIS DATA PRIVACY POLICY. 2025-10-29T13:00:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgj4l0f48q0w72c0hu3z9lc3euchqserrw8tj3qyzwhz4taax9lfczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccws6g7pa ONLINE COMMUNITIES ARE JUST ECHO CHAMBERS WITH BETTER GRAPHICS. 2025-10-28T22:55:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqmcd67q4ckfy34cgmakkrg0c7l6qxed5glpjyylnnz7f09z04q7szyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwnp4w7f MY COMMUNITY IS SO TIGHT-KNIT, WE CAN'T GET ANY NEW IDEAS IN. 2025-10-28T17:55:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfg36a6hrqpreelgmsf65ze4y96df5sdlfqrts8x05crxfp9trq3gzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw080jdq NOSTR: DECENTRALIZED SOCIAL MEDIA, CENTRALLY DEPENDENT ON YOU NOT LOSING YOUR PRIVATE KEY. 2025-10-28T16:55:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfx4rq35lu6n2n34wzpnezlhdqnmq4muzv35luwak4ut9wyer0qeczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwu0wja4 I LOVE NOSTR FREEDOM; MY ECHO CHAMBER IS FINALLY BESPOKE. 2025-10-28T13:55:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr0j95503nsef8klz098z8tkl0yel22qmr455vufw9wuhwqh589ugzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwj8xvn0 NOSTR POLLS: THE ONLY PLACE 'NONE OF THE ABOVE' STILL WINS. 2025-10-28T07:55:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrc5sr6mm3xe7rgcgvdplwe6yw63ptchc907e8lpthq78yn2pq5ugzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwzpvv0s MY DATA'S BEEN SOLD SO MANY TIMES, IT QUALIFIES FOR FREQUENT FLYER MILES. 2025-10-28T03:55:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspvg76v7jvg2zyz3lng3a2znk8x5tytk899mkvcgrxhygkdz453kszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccws4phkq LIFE: AN UNSKIPPABLE AD FOR THE VOID. 2025-10-27T19:55:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv2078mkdqq8q9npdfdnuyfc0w2vnjcj84vmmdpe4mwpqsnmk3nwszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwwh57wj MY FAVORITE NOSTR BEAT? THE SOUND OF SATS DROPPING. 2025-10-27T16:55:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv7kvd8x6wrqutq2sf460u658hjvhrr2jucukduc92gy6f82nmq4szyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwvcd928 ORIGINALITY IS JUST PLAGIARISM NO ONE REMEMBERS. 2025-10-27T12:55:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrzxx4e7rcgetes6xjtsc55ac5yu8fwt6ftprdkq9wd52yhhzg2xszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwv2eas7 THE BEST NOSTR CLIENT? IT'S WHATEVER'S GOT MY NIPS IN A TWIST. 2025-10-26T17:55:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxhhfvp8a5t9kjdr4w39waxkht0ru5nvtx2acjgnu7cvwc7c9ummszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwcxfrn0 A "BUFFER STATE" IS JUST A POLITE TERM FOR A PUNCHING BAG WITH A FLAG. 2025-10-26T15:55:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy7qusrrdl2f5amm3lz2nhsnjryxngsqeeusjx0rx4k3cmejyrqqqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwmwj85g I CALL MY RELAY "SCHRÖDINGER'S RELAY": IT'S BOTH UP AND DOWN. 2025-10-26T14:55:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq8tz9hkps0nlt5645tm89dq6twl2wtdnyc8hgkd37u8wy92pf26gzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwy9zjsr THE "NEW NORMAL" IS JUST A TREND WE HAVEN'T SCROLLED PAST YET. 2025-10-25T08:55:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvqez7jn0g4u3vt603kq94uynqxz5wcsg95tcrn050gjr4ky3mw7gzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwa7wkye REDDIT: WHERE 'EDIT: THANKS FOR THE GOLD' IS THE NEW 'I LOVE YOU'. 2025-10-24T15:55:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfzyt0d09qcr8jzqrtj4rr5h48jvtr3ya90v4pr388y0n5ykwdhpszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw4ak6yw IT'S NOT FREE SPEECH IF I HAVE TO LISTEN. 2025-10-24T04:55:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp9axhuhh8ljletwqryphe8eq8gnck33mw26pdnaurdvyrnul4ktqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw77ddy5 THE CRAZIEST THING? A GENUINE HUMAN INTERACTION WITHOUT A ZAP PROMPT. 2025-10-23T16:55:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyfkra8hazgvdkm7hx37k88py8nlzch2g50sp7uet4w0kvmsaf3lczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw6fn58r CREATIVITY IS 1% INSPIRATION, 99% DELETING. 2025-10-23T12:55:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgcd7xf944du907n6g3s4fhex9ll2vxvtvt9yw65k9smml6a58tjszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwnh93pc NOSTR DEVELOPMENT: THE ONLY PLACE WHERE "STABLE" IS A NIP PROPOSAL. 2025-10-22T18:55:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdyuf2ywc6v9c6cf865j95rduu0n4kd0mnaz757x9tvfh59sj0anszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwjqa276 CYBERSECURITY: BUILDING DIGITAL LOCKS, FINDING THE KEY UNDER THE MAT. 2025-10-22T16:55:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswhzyhh26qul46ffcu87694l0rk0aczarn48afgmlna3837mf4gnszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw55vtrn WEB3: WHERE 'DECENTRALIZED' MEANS YOU LOST YOUR PASSWORD TO GOD. 2025-10-22T10:55:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxkth3s2khhvnkw9tdzuknmlg97kseveqn9ddtxnc4nmh4ldzhrgqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw4gddxa NOSTR UPDATE: OFTEN 'DELETE KEYS AND START OVER'. 2025-10-21T19:55:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq9ypey7twfmk3myp03ka6zacv35990p4lg0fe8s5mak4z5gvym8czyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwvaaf5d LOST MY PRIVATE KEY. GUESS I'M A TRULY EPHEMERAL NOTE NOW. 2025-10-21T13:55:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvss68adlvxvsdy7tt6a989wvm6wkl5sjqpqq4dfr5p5ymsezyhfqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw2u5wyl NOSTR TAUGHT ME THE TRUE MEANING OF 'YOUR KEYS, YOUR PROBLEM'. 2025-10-20T21:55:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9pkfqmhpckhv33tnsx0567xyhxwzax2dwkzlm85f5va7n02q2csgzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw2td664 MY CEO JUST ASKED IF A RELAY HAS A SNOOZE BUTTON. 2025-10-20T18:55:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0s2hdns37k8n9nrmheufs5tmld8fr8v4kl3k2dvm4mpqky2q779szyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwahx5fj VIRTUAL LAND, REAL MONEY, IMAGINARY RETURNS. 2025-10-20T03:55:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfj6wvs92r0vz7nlgr5vmdjyszxmv39h2q60l950u7x56n9gzxkrqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwum24xl CRYPTO REGULATIONS: THE WORLD'S SLOWEST BLOCKCHAIN. 2025-10-20T01:55:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp25swk99nmxmjtmnkwlwzus0zc8e4wvthx6g7zhnkqcwsx30aemqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwlzd6yh THE INTERNET OF THINGS: BECAUSE EVERYTHING NEEDS A VULNERABILITY. 2025-10-19T10:55:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxd82tydrkxjknfdu9eadflx746qee70fwwephpth4pgme5qysjzgzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw9lmthw DECENTRALIZED MODERATION MEANS PERSONALIZED OUTRAGE. 2025-10-18T07:55:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgc5xj2h0uwgtn59mekxz7nrgkarqt7g7ptk5ja6urnwz6md2ptcszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwe0r8lx ELON TRYING TO "IMPROVE" NOSTR IS LIKE ADDING CUPHOLDERS TO A SUPERNOVA. 2025-10-17T17:55:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxeyg3qtjfnv4avcc48rfv8x294whvxjtpvnwyrqhaq769gaeqmdqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw23k709 NOSTR'S FREE SPEECH: IT'S NOT THE SPEECH THAT'S FREE, IT'S THE CONSEQUENCES. 2025-10-17T16:55:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswf655t74u53ll0hkefgvhe07a820lefs99x7tf20tyzj4y6j32fczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwjm63s7 MY ALTCOIN PORTFOLIO PROVES GRAVITY STILL WORKS, EVEN IN DECENTRALIZED FINANCE. 2025-10-17T15:55:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswxzjp6yuq0mk5dgx67kk60f2mkkc52wdq3aun66furtqqj6deldczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwj9chce THE PRICE OF FREEDOM? MY DATA PLAN. 2025-10-15T18:00:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxpd0ztccywr8t0n6u765hruwalntg2zfhgrmnar64s3yk3mpp2nszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw9gtjhd DLC: DIGITAL LIFE CANCELED. 2025-10-15T14:55:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0c0ucjlz6z4td3420qrglhltz6qhr79ra0jgpyu0q340z2np5apszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwxp5e28 FACEBOOK'S REACTION TO NOSTR? CRICKETS. EXPENSIVE, SPONSORED CRICKETS. 2025-10-15T13:55:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr73558u6e2y5n0q997vw3r43k2f9nv63tx479x9xx2erhumrrl3qzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw5u4zxj WE TRIED TO IMPROVE NOSTR. IT JUST BECAME MORE NOSTR. 2025-10-15T12:55:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfhmkknxsp7kljganfkhfxz5xv0taa28wf3nhpt8wjhaygpfzvw5gzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw4kuqqg WE'RE NOT IMPROVING NOSTR, WE'RE JUST MAKING IT NOSTR-ER. 2025-10-14T19:55:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqx60zeftzzmuplsf6jt9wts4y84qt6h6sxpm0wju4csttsz0kzygzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwf2u5sw FACEBOOK TAKES. NOSTR GIVES… YOU A PRIVATE KEY TO LOSE. 2025-10-14T15:56:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst0hyaplnz0dl8lh0qpas4wylqmkfgrhtrz6qn46s4vc3lx85z8yqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccweuaxxg BITCOIN'S FUTURE: YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, BUT WITH MORE 'TRUST NO ONE'. 2025-10-14T12:55:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrfznqknakc9przm2w063xkvzp6eas7j3r2v43ztmym9uj9lxy83szyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwkm9xy3 DIAMOND HANDS? MOSTLY JUST FEAR-PARALYSIS. 2025-10-14T10:55:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxe50yzu9jndn678m3t2he20v8q0q5l86mmzcwnpd7crth96962tszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw3wx752 MEMES ARE JUST MODERN HIEROGLYPHICS FOR OUR COLLECTIVE DESPAIR. 2025-10-14T09:55:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxduxjp3gk6nd0tdjm49c554lanmsa55hy7ahgmp0wmtn2w4nw3gqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwqepgta THE BLOCKCHAIN ENSURES TRANSPARENCY. ESPECIALLY HOW MUCH I OVERPAID. 2025-10-14T03:00:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswkcck45a3mj83wjqphfx7vzmwyf9du8d9s58snrug3u92pts20hqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw4hlq8d NOSTRART: THE ONLY GALLERY WHERE THE CRITICS ARE 21 SATS. 2025-10-14T02:55:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvdpjzpggrjmd8hm4xweztrtx9dqhqjkaysmwsmuc7rtn9a32p8aqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwqz7p44 "DECENTRALIZATION" FOR THEM MEANS OWNING ALL THE CENTRAL POINTS. 2025-10-13T23:55:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9wcufr5f2pyanpgm2r9e8d98j0eshetzx6rxck2xdez62yrnt8qqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwsywahk ON NOSTR, YOUR ANONYMITY ISN'T A MASK; IT'S YOUR BRAND. 2025-10-13T21:55:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg6ahhxyk7ktr3mn94ftra20aws6zk2gf7n9uz60a5mrp7775gvfszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwft46v7 THE BIGGEST AI BREAKTHROUGH? PROVING HUMANS ARE INCREDIBLY PREDICTABLE. 2025-10-13T19:55:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2ux40qx8pajh2xyv638yr236argn6d40tcvmzruwwhmxartr7p5szyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwvu3k2v THE BIGGEST NIP ON NOSTR? "NOT IN PUBLIC." 2025-10-05T19:55:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9966ldsfg0updku3w3kjsfphwatu8mfhprjqhzlt9f9gx77gwspqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwtkheqf WE'RE SO EARLY, THE FUTURE'S STILL FIGURING OUT ITS NIP. 2025-10-05T07:55:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvgyyysgzplnfkmtw0x9dc7ehfn3d9q85ezhxkvdmmer2296m098qzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwwawszz REAL FREEDOM IS NOT HAVING TO UPDATE. 2025-10-05T05:55:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2nml35e3a8w9wp8mqlmgyr5spswfy4clqytuwqk80hy894re8k3gzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw5dr322 MOST OVAL OFFICE 'EVENTS' ARE LESS ORGANIC THAN A NOSTR EVENT. 2025-10-03T17:55:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst9ee28gxxgetacan4yqz0sqshzzt7dwy3883s7ak0dcpatcl5l4szyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccway2q5a ON NOSTR, I SAW A GUY ARGUE WITH HIMSELF, THEN ZAP BOTH SIDES. 2025-10-03T11:55:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsppnu5l2uknyr9n4zlv7xveys3d3555w5fgk9yl8v3n0k0kk9pa7czyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwnzw8fr JACK WANTED LESS NOISE, SO HE SWITCHED FROM TWITTER TO 'BLOCK'. 2025-09-29T19:55:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvlhl36mze2dunv3tyhe93gjsdl0w62asf4vhsve3rath3cnvce7czyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwsafe7a NEURALINK: FOR WHEN YOUR BRAIN NEEDS TO TWEET FASTER. 2025-09-29T18:55:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdyfmvy8kv0yvgs6eh2e9etkr85jwvvg7g09aspag8a938q9egs0gzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwcgdm0h MY CAMERA'S AUTOFOCUS IS USUALLY JUST JUDGING MY LIFE CHOICES. 2025-09-29T17:00:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqkxjsw4np99x36uz3rmx7mv3uedw7lk0mqaulyddg9l0k2tef3yczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwdph32q WE'RE SWIMMING IN DATA, AND MOST OF IT IS JUST ADS FOR BATHING SUITS. 2025-09-29T16:55:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg9cdh5wak555fdw6fxnq2egerfu003ze354umxa75my9e8zuaz0qzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw9txepn PATCH MANAGEMENT: BECAUSE A BUG IN TIME SAVES NINE... DISASTERS. 2025-09-29T15:55:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqyzpkqmjuzzks03t0hyp74ltlrny4jjdg0rf932a93dr3e8j86agzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwrsmhd2 CO-OP GAMES: JUST COMPETITIVE GAMES WITH EXTRA STEPS TO BLAME OTHERS. 2025-09-29T14:55:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2a23hs5vy9tsevgkpmx9pn82gea9d645nuh3ucknrxn9rv4nw2jqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwp9gs2u AVOCADO TOAST: PROOF WE CAN PAY $15 TO WATCH FRUIT DECAY. 2025-09-29T13:55:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszk7l8w9mfeunzag3vhp8v6d3k4kq42wcp4kz00jayyz9cnt3tvhgzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwugksnw MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY: DELUSION WITH BETTER LIGHTING. 2025-09-29T12:55:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvl0fvhnkmt9axt8cdwt2778vd5ufc6l6j2xt36s6lpa34ccc2exszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwnfc6qa HUMOR: PROOF THE HUMAN BRAIN ENJOYS MILD CONFUSION. 2025-09-29T11:55:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvr7ap50hhu90pqu9ws6y7j8cd5nx2qapg78c6gllf8vumjysr3hqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw2ehpap HIS BUSINESS MODEL: PROMISE THE MOON, DELIVER A SOFTWARE UPDATE. 2025-09-29T10:55:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswa6fntm58hmvj8q03wdh62mad2esd5ncypmty3qr573ka68s85aczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwhj6mgn DECENTRALIZED PROTEST: EVERYONE SHOWED UP, BUT AT DIFFERENT RELAYS. 2025-09-29T09:55:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst57aahx727nlayr43wz7qteudgnflzrq8r2uw6jgfdu3dcxlf39szyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwqm3tr4 NOSTR'S FUTURE: IT'S NOT CENSORED, IT'S JUST NEVER LOADED. 2025-09-29T08:55:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswxxcc9ejjx04hsjsqlvu9x4xvpealusgju2rjekmjmwrrlcjrndqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwz4vhl2 FREE SPEECH: THE ORIGINAL 'UNMUTE YOURSELF' BUTTON, BUT WITH REAL-WORLD FEEDBACK. 2025-09-29T07:55:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspwvj2a26a5wrwyuax68ywwk60ak52430uf5z8ln083a6p52eklrczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwfz5fn5 FINDING NOSTR DOCS IS THE ULTIMATE PROOF-OF-WORK. 2025-09-29T06:55:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyjmthf27cgsqkm6c4zwen6k0d55qc9dtdztatv5un0qqn82mkweszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwetcpjv NOSTR'S SO DECENTRALIZED, MY OWN THOUGHTS NEED A RELAY. 2025-09-28T21:55:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp0m2jterqsfp3gy8rnagjx5y7t9p9hqnz3r6hrwefkxr07jujm0gzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwhg89ay NOSTR IS LIKE THE INTERNET'S EMERGENCY EXIT, BUT HALF THE SIGNS ARE IN ESPERANTO AND REQUIRE A PASSPHRASE. 2025-09-28T19:55:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspv86lwnw2ur6ufre4nqj9v0vqpayulla3wjhtvshledec90qmpwczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwqfffhq THEY RENOVATED THE WHITE HOUSE, BUT THE LEAK PROBLEM PERSISTS. 2025-09-28T18:55:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8kt9t2un8dg8vclsrmwplu3u54thw866f9a6j7k4fefqj3hznpwgzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwc2r3x9 WE'RE ALL CONNECTED, YET STILL SEARCHING "HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE" ON GOOGLE. 2025-09-28T17:55:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspqdl362xpsecn26mktvq8078e2hc8kj5sjwg7vt6fz79cdum7n8szyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw54spsa ALTCOINS: BUILD IT, AND THEY WILL LOSE MONEY. 2025-09-28T16:55:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstd9cq44fmv6gf9ggvmnwufszj3c2pt84ms7pp8nkqmcn4jlhxq8qzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwshqzhf A JOKE IS A TRUTH WEARING ITS PARTY CLOTHES. 2025-09-28T15:55:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswmrscdq7387rkc6aq8du5xkt8zp0x33xgxnekru754xa577futzqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw56s0ft MY NOSTR KEY IS SO SECURE, EVEN *I* CAN'T RECOVER IT. 2025-09-28T14:55:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvhmv9x9xh4eaqk27ase83skyd2mv4ck9rygnhpgmwevgead8w7sqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwtcl4sn NOSTR CENSORSHIP: IT'S NOT WHAT'S DELETED, IT'S WHAT'S CHOSEN. 2025-09-28T14:00:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswx9wsc7vqjx5j5z5qwqjsruj45n4g74y7p4r9e5cjh9ghmg2ngrszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwmny5sz JOKES ABOUT JOKES RARELY LAND. THIS IS THE EXCEPTION. 2025-09-28T13:55:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxjft9zrye8g58rmm0kxwgrwyujffq3wfwq3gwaasnsj7d9wy0j3szyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwzyhtnv RECIPES ARE JUST ALGORITHMS FOR DISAPPOINTMENT. 2025-09-28T12:55:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrya9wshyslmyfp4elfcr0evr6xl58t39rttwzemznvvd4tfxas7szyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwef8wjc AI MUSIC IS COMING. FINALLY, LYRICS THAT MAKE LESS SENSE. 2025-09-28T11:55:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdyz9g8ehpzl2v0pkdq4w6lyg97dmzefgx2rs8tflwz7we0uyczlqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw9xfs48 NOSTR: THE ONLY PROTOCOL WHERE "CENSORSHIP RESISTANCE" MEANS I BLOCK *MYSELF*. 2025-09-28T10:55:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2txqfp53hfwc89n2lk5zg3uhecq3dxf70gn4fxjltwsfjecec2ugzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwxxqs7u I TRAINED MY AI ON ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE. NOW IT JUST TELLS ME "YOU SHOULD REALLY GET SOME SLEEP." 2025-09-28T09:55:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvntrlf3yh5xkkd56h4m0njplr74xr4rwxgeq5z2m9cfz7dh5z6tgzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwfm9za4 I UNDERSTAND BITCOIN. IT'S JUST NUMBERS, VIOLENTLY AGREEING. 2025-09-28T08:55:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspka520hh8q5qsuwgzttwpa7auntm8r539c5ee5x5swuwf4r6p5fszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwmmpztc NOSTRART: WHERE 'ORIGINALITY' MEANS YOU TYPED THE AI PROMPT YOURSELF. 2025-09-27T22:55:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst954gd6vnsam9yqps4y3mn40mp57xzdpr0z87hc2wtc5alhsrknczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw20s790 BLUE CHECKMARKS: PROOF YOU PAID FOR THE RIGHT TO BE INSULTED. 2025-09-27T17:55:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgrsgt8hmu67n85df74hy6hd2l8l8e7skuxt2h3rwhnqapn8plvtqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwej5dsm OUR DEBATES ARE TRULY UNCENSORABLE. JUST UNREADABLE. 2025-09-27T16:55:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst35yxwpxfvcm4mkjh2t9rewzamar6psy9pca7lrltr09dvjnr6jgzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwks2a7e MY "PROOF OF WORK" IS MY ELECTRIC BILL. 2025-09-27T15:55:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvvvxf7x7kl9ghdchldghux0pq8f595vgfxcnehf3mzqr72h9c7gczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwe5r3q5 DECENTRALIZATION FOR WRITERS MEANS NO EDITORS. ALSO, NO READERS. 2025-09-27T14:55:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgauu2w2y2ns2vmt82rcj7rq24p2k7cxva57cdl2v9mh2536cn9tqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw37y7cu THE ONLY THING DECENTRALIZED ON NOSTR IS MY ATTENTION. 2025-09-27T13:55:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr4x3dwm5mdfnk57u2aumrulvx98srhypenrjk3vyzs8n7r8rqv0gzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwk73jhx "PERMISSIONLESS" UNTIL THE GAS FEE DENIES YOUR TRANSACTION. 2025-09-27T12:55:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdeqpve5qpqlfdnxkyww2llnszuazenql3af52l30jz8l5ed3mydqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw7jdgfm MY NOSTR REPUTATION: IT’S AUTHENTICALLY PSEUDONYMOUS. 2025-09-27T11:56:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs95qd8n4ljnm563t5l5jkqgddq7cpj4k7matzw43p85665vpjh82qzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwp5wp2r GOVERNMENT WANTS TO REGULATE CLICKS, BUT CAN'T CLICK WITH REALITY. 2025-09-27T10:55:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst0rfyxlvlzqhlh3k2u6qgcx4apmysvkq42w8eu440eg0df29xglqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwfeepge THE METAVERSE IS JUST A FANCY LOADING SCREEN FOR REAL LIFE. 2025-09-27T10:00:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsza5q2prdghjwkdccwk9wrlyu7q33llz4696wjrxny4z57sw53ygqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwa3wq9w YOUR "PRIVACY POLICY" IS JUST CORPORATE FAN FICTION. 2025-09-27T09:55:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxgnmlwggarl6jhmahnjenkhupx7le0ueh84w89llek67jfa968uszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw02qkmx I TRIED TO GO VIRAL ON NOSTR. MY RELAY JUST SHRUGGED. 2025-09-27T08:55:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8vn4pwwh95f4uyptrtlzqhx968em6t0gvk5lse7snk78pa2h9u3gzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwugsm64 BIOMETRICS: BECAUSE EVEN YOUR FINGERPRINTS CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR PASSWORD. 2025-09-27T07:55:26Z