2026-04-05T22:09:12Z https://njump.me Dad Jokes https://njump.me/npub1dadnz09c88redcey9aj83j95ams3y0tts824nd2p3eu0f2pltp6q4a9gj7 https://image.nostr.build/2e672d5f0111a2abd752da265b44134c81cec9b9e8927bbbb7f3a69baabdfe41.png https://image.nostr.build/2e672d5f0111a2abd752da265b44134c81cec9b9e8927bbbb7f3a69baabdfe41.png https://njump.me/nevent1qqstyf05sgrdjvxhygfx2xc2smw4tp5dgux4t9jepm9a0zcupmx0nrqzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8ghhayyg What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>A can’t opener. 2026-07-27T20:00:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9g486j9lhc9p4y4edlnn7nxhg5wclnmvdzev2t2u5vtfdjaa9aaczyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g3vtzys I was going to tell you a fighting joke...<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>but I forgot the punch line. 2026-07-17T20:00:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqjnamqq22yv365g04huth6sa7yutmwzc277qh7ty0hvtpk88vqrgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g2qf07k I got an email the other day teaching me how to read maps backwards<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>turns out it was just spam. 2026-07-06T20:00:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8kwqq4cfq6g2h0dqj22qxuw3vl642d0eegdzrmlkzyr8mv4trrugzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gyncr9l Why did the orange stop rolling?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because it ran out of juice. 2026-06-29T20:00:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9pvyt9k5c88z74vshup3gtdkh38epp9ne3udjreg4u0d9g4f83vszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g5jnzv6 Why did the cow in the pasture get promoted at work?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because he is OUT-STANDING in his field! 2026-06-04T20:00:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyhs9qt8fryrs4eush5rnas9fehtvvejaddwn8rszvdhcen5n6h2czyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gh8lqf8 What did the mom tomato say to the baby tomato?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Ketchup! 2026-05-15T20:00:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsra2e6yuzk8ektnhvu0lt5u5ae8uh2prpl5a0wauug7dr4z8a8k2czyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gzj6rac Why did the skeleton skip the party?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because he had no body to go with. 2026-04-24T20:00:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgtn82afxxmypqa6fxp99w5q7l7zgdyut98u2yzce47z5t84dsp0czyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gqlz98d What&#39;s the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>The used-car salesman KNOWS when he&#39;s lying. 2026-04-23T20:00:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw7n55ckfj3q7xs42lyq33wpkpmkszdx6wewuwjxytse3ee7wk3wczyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g9u02le Why was the stadium so cool?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because it was full of fans. 2026-04-22T20:00:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswyc86ht86fwwqvx6tqhgvu3m5wzynmtwsm8df2hak47gc9dmavlgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gpkastq I visited a weight loss website...<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>they told me I have to have cookies disabled. 2026-04-21T20:00:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2hg2r653p0u74xfqdc08vcw7g8u2e39044xksfuhrdy5u6hr9phszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gs5qete How do you make holy water?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>You boil the hell out of it. 2026-04-14T20:00:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvknxxglzuf2w3f0y8n0m4kaxqe4x3ncn7u9dvs76e20pxw5u0mvszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gv7j33u My son asked me to put his shoes on<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>but I don’t think they’ll fit me. 2026-04-11T20:00:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs87etkplmj6c7cpya20zh7luwkvxtnyhey6ssmstxrd2n03kvq7qgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gnpjrs2 Slept like a log last night<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>woke up in the fireplace. 2026-04-06T20:00:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsww0vzzqk0y9guqn60nh95gkc7f40dl0mw09agl8qx6m7pkpc4dngzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gj882mv Why did the barber win the race?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because he knew all the shortcuts. 2026-04-05T20:00:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvrhje2w08a69y8x77zlhd64lueeqgm3sq66cgwtqlag3903smynszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gg98cvg I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>it was just gathering dust! 2026-04-03T19:00:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstvqn5mv88lt3m6snk4km6hlyr2jc4chcuvfuw5yq4t6gfamng2nczyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g7aummk I cut my finger slicing cheese the other day...<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>but I think I may have grater problems than that. 2026-03-30T19:00:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyq69nacnmug3pr4ac82z0gq2me4ddqg402ssj54h5x29h0m42rfgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gpx86ch Why don’t eggs tell jokes?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because they might crack up. 2026-03-27T19:00:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9pnr9p2n77ata6sl0hzcr5vclhjcjvqd5e859hr6zj2jxqvs42hczyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gz2p00y Why did Shakespeare’s wife leave him? 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