2026-11-03T02:02:25Z https://njump.me Not with Stupid; I AM Stupid. https://njump.me/npub1djfpd6t39qgctm2zsa8cxcnhdka44aa7aghgraeqtxc4dpxzu5hq2gtvfg https://mediacdn.aus.social/accounts/avatars/000/108/840/original/d18800ecd2642ce9.jpg https://mediacdn.aus.social/accounts/avatars/000/108/840/original/d18800ecd2642ce9.jpg https://njump.me/nevent1qqszp62khpsmc5epmlevxzcrrqqm2ngezq223nvgk32h80q8q7p6uegzypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjju3nh9ac If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme.<br/>But read and lead don&#39;t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. 2026-10-24T04:26:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgl3uftznenekunxczg69yhp2vtdtcjr0zx4jsvnvxvw4rstywclszypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjjuencmn4 &#39;Phonetic&#39; is not.<br/>&#39;Abbreviation&#39; is 12 letters. <br/>&#39;Thesaurus&#39; doesn&#39;t have a synonym.<br/>&#39;Monosyllabic&#39; has five syllables.<br/>&#39;Hyphenated’ isn&#39;t, but ‘non-hyphenated’ is.<br/><br/>Say what you will about English, but it has a sense of humour. 2026-09-18T09:28:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsygzqp95068ast6seetjscf90ujp85rqf4zxfzmuaj6lfa0k9cveczypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjjuv4ea83 Angry bird.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/117/284/053/766/736/455/original/8eb95820651d5110.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-09-17T02:37:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0ykx9ezpxqy2epadaa4tkwux2cprz22u5n5f22gpaw62ny3j6drszypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjju4nhuhy Lego has released a French revolution commemorative collection.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/117/023/429/339/261/310/original/c9cf0e2ee6f3d726.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-08-02T01:57:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxlwpz9qkc5594szrdyn7le235yks6lmp8sd0p2fareuvvcet4gcqzypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjjulsx8kk Cuba Offers To Give Up Nuclear Weapons It’s Not Developing in Return for US$300B — The Shovel <a href="https://theshovel.com.au/2026/06/19/cuba-offers-to-give-up-nuclear-weapons-its-not-developing-in-return-for-us300b/">https://theshovel.com.au/2026/06/19/cuba-offers-to-give-up-nuclear-weapons-its-not-developing-in-return-for-us300b/</a> 2026-06-20T05:20:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv3fm3f0qq0j09kpy8h8enuv8zfjptdue6e0shpmnywfazqfvzauczypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjjuw79lkk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqxhry3h2q69vqw23e7648zmjrert94lytzz90qaz9h2avxg0nshs389jgk'>nevent1q…9jgk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Average cost to raise one child to the age of 18 in Australia: approximately $500,000. 2026-06-10T14:47:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz2tpgp39vjuml95pu4kcnf39nagyf56eyzzsnlx28km0qz7smj6szypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjjufamjln Canadian teens have made a version of Monopoly in a pentagonal shape and called it “American Dictator.” It retails for CD $50 with a proportion of the profits going to a local food bank. One of the spaces is called Supreme Justice. If you land on that you can buy the Justice and over-rule any other player’s move. Game cards are called “Questionable Decisions,” each one being an actual Trump decision. Unfortunately all stock has been sold out.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/649/058/003/755/823/original/f7beb550e9956496.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-05-27T22:37:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxw4q8clgnhkw86j68y0erayn2yfslhfgz4kqmwprhq3tgvc2nydgzypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjju6lc9y3 Apologies for the grainy image.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/543/740/070/703/753/original/996cf0210f8ea952.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-05-09T08:45:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx4ujmzz7cphvm8c3llyfu2l5ve3n7gvc4n48f68tqh6kpy2sm0jszypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjjueapa3k I tried that Japanese decluttering trend where you hold each thing you own and throw it out if it doesn&#39;t give you joy.<br/><br/>So far I&#39;ve thrown out all the vegetables and the electricity bill. 2026-04-13T03:02:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz6g6rzkzurcf6zxel2r6gr4mskrmqczecqf8wzh42flrqzmrfrjqzypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjjuzmjpxw Because of the fuel crisis and rising transport costs, supermarkets are now placing long-term limits on the amount of essentials one person can purchase...<br/><br/>• Coles: 2 packs of pasta, 1 pack of toilet paper (max 24 rolls), 1 bottle of cooking oil.<br/><br/>• Woolworths: 2 packs of pasta, 2 packs of toilet paper (max 24 rolls), 1 bottle of cooking oil.<br/><br/>• Aldi: 2 trumpets, 1 diving suit, 1 MIG welder, and 2 plastic meerkats. 2026-03-16T13:49:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyu8xmqd8vg24qym4r2ghszfptsww8qsq5dyy3jrmd90wugwmyvdczypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjju4cd282 I recently bought a chicken to make some sandwiches.<br/>It doesn&#39;t. It&#39;s noisy and poops all over the floor. 2026-01-31T06:33:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvzjecg5ad6ls4e6chsq9w4tlvte497snn5wrdrwg48tjsyluv5dszypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjju9wh3hu Living with cats is basically supervising tipsy friends:<br/>one’s starving, one’s throwing up, and one’s screaming at the wall for absolutely no reason. 2025-12-08T03:50:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqrmumftg793vxmv36kqhjm5k270ppajxsaqhyek3awhprnt8qr3qzypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjjufgz3u8 Unemployed Man Evicted From Public Housing — The Shovel <a href="https://theshovel.com.au/2025/10/31/man-evicted-from-public-housing/">https://theshovel.com.au/2025/10/31/man-evicted-from-public-housing/</a> <a href="https://theshovel.com.au/2025/10/31/man-evicted-from-public-housing/?utm_source=newsletter&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=unemployed_man_evicted_from_public_housing&amp;utm_term=2025-10-31">https://theshovel.com.au/2025/10/31/man-evicted-from-public-housing/?utm_source=newsletter&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=unemployed_man_evicted_from_public_housing&amp;utm_term=2025-10-31</a> 2025-10-31T05:00:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxglumfzngxg7wwdyd6gv07f27tsrk48ffdrw0cqrx9ck5d90rjdgzypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjju9zt9ze In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvcj6swctt2d0wswsh9em0e8j4mh6asgzc8y58px260na0zw25v3q5xfscw'>nevent1q…fscw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Part of the Yarra River in Melbourne in 1936 also turned purple at one point. My father and his schoolmates were playing around with potassium permanganate snd learned that a little goes a long way when added to a body of water. 2025-10-15T08:24:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvxdq23skgnhz4q2dz3jp34zy9scgccsndctpdrdd8mtr9ezt2h5gzypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjjugjh5a5 &#34;There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that &#39;my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.’”<br/>~ Isaac Asimov 2025-07-26T13:41:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw84hdpr4srq0yx26p22c6lcftupvkl0xugn24ssjdxzq5sqpj4yczypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjjuj8ahs5 THINGS WE DID:<br/>Built This City, Shot The Sheriff.<br/><br/>THINGS WE DIDN&#39;T DO:<br/>Start The Fire, Shoot The Deputy. <br/><br/>THINGS WE WANT TO DO: <br/>Break Free, Know What Love Is.<br/><br/>THINGS WE WILL DO:<br/>Rock You, Anything For Love.<br/><br/>THINGS WE WON&#39;T DO:<br/>That. 2025-07-16T16:14:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrr5ntew9rzm7huzht66k39dstd2eaxpvw9fcmtkrqk562mwpzjdgzypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjju3ydg2m There once was a girl from Purdue<br/>Who kept a young cat in a pew<br/>She taught it to speak<br/>Alphabetical Greek<br/>But it never got farther than μ. 2025-06-16T22:54:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8w5pel2nfeswcs67zxgrfagj9eapp4qrgmng44xl9757cyta6y3qzypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjju8e754v Just stumbled upon an amazing rendition of “The Real Thing.” <a href="https://youtu.be/Cdw9hI9KNRY?si=y-BfM1pJkQhTozcF">https://youtu.be/Cdw9hI9KNRY?si=y-BfM1pJkQhTozcF</a> Enjoy! 2025-06-15T18:04:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9hshrck43sllup4n3rmd4w9ap826zrp7geu2cmrvh364wjsxq9ggzypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjju980dz6 Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.<br/>Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. <br/>Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie. 2025-06-03T12:28:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvdg496gcp9yzkvnvj84edr0jrng2ff2h3h58uxp3lpv55k3n5y4gzypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjjumg5mzd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgvscp3tac23m0uj0n74c3tnqyswhsvjvzjekkjvn3glts8dflzlggne9ac'>nevent1q…e9ac</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Add sour cream/Greek yogurt to the soup? 2025-05-15T06:43:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswl766c8czak8x932c305a95n7h9xpjcuvp9pyep5vs6rddh4ztjqzypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjjurd28el Me: Look, a flock of elephants!<br/><br/>Tour guide: Herd of elephants...<br/><br/>Me: Of course I&#39;ve heard of elephants, there&#39;s a whole flock of them over there! 2025-05-09T00:40:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs28p5v3wsen4kyr3mfwa80qnzwqfgzkq0krqgh9zpmdnfgwzmkulgzypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjjumq7j44 Me: I started a company where you can borrow hunting dogs for the afternoon and return them afterwards.<br/><br/>He: What are you calling it? <br/><br/>Me: We Lease the Hounds. 2025-02-18T06:31:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8x6glce62asnkkj7jaanq3qm3wpxzve2hzwu9smku048xxf3hx8czypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjjufsav4a The Rocky Horror Picture Show is the only movie in the Rocky series to not feature Sylvester Stallone. 2024-12-15T06:47:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvsavty0l77vf5ayqw7q0pztrdqtyueyewuu6x97zq3p2tct23lugzypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjjuxnpaxv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswdmrrd5566nsmsykzghjuh9dqcjat6gp3ej34x5l97z9tljhy3wgx6yuyw'>nevent1q…yuyw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I wondered why the basketball kept getting bigger.<br/><br/>Then it hit me… 2024-11-13T14:54:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr90wkct7vapfw6zcw2099x8dnxsw00s8wuaznm4ssxwfrdqgcq4czypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjjuwm0esz At the Men’s Shed yesterday we had a demonstration of raw power. A previous attempt with a hammer drill to drill four holes in a concrete floor to hold down a particular piece of equipment had utterly failed with the melting of the carbide tip of the chosen masonry drill bit.<br/>Another member mentioned that in the mid 1990s, he’d bought a Hilti brand rotary hammer, a type of which I have had extensive experience. After his retirement he’d given it to his son and retrieved it for the purpose of doing the job that a regular handyman’s drill had been incapable of.<br/>The holes had to be at least 12 cm deep and this excellent drill was able to do them all in under a minute of total time. 2024-10-10T15:10:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9cqx7svwamrr6cfxylf7c7dhv8t63hk64nyq8e9r2l6pkwx7jeyszypkfy9hfwy5prp0dg2r5lqmzwakmkkhhhm4zaq0hypvmz45yctjju4x0zq0 We thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it turns out it was actually our ability to SELECT EACH IMAGE CONTAINING A BOAT. 2022-03-04T08:53:08Z