2026-08-15T03:59:47Z https://njump.me Logan Five Thousand https://njump.me/npub1dnqned2t9l7jv2r2zlzgmap6dvfz2me5m5hgsm9g3ukhp3m4xu6qyryqks https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/110/052/064/307/594/314/original/02e857c2a145b664.jpeg https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/110/052/064/307/594/314/original/02e857c2a145b664.jpeg https://njump.me/nevent1qqstmwysz59zwdfv5eax25vypf7ewk5u0rt7xa54u6m3vz7klcz54rczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngl6unee How many quote toots in can we go? 2026-07-16T17:54:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswzwcp6y220tuqgac3ystlqeg6nxx5kucd4jnff8u0r4nhpaggulczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngaxhv5a We told our landlords we have a dog now and they want to charge us $30 more a month. How the fuck is this dog going to make $30 a month? It’s got no skills. It can’t type, can’t answer a phone. It certainly has no references. 2026-05-10T07:28:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw5l2nzurrkdxrp3lmvru94ssfctmlwksghalm8906688dz4ythxczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngc9rnht Which country are you tooting from? (And city if you feel like it.) <br/>And what is your favorite breakfast? <br/><br/>Please boost for a wider audience. 2026-03-07T08:32:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdvk9xudujrvjzcqml2hpncazmxxsn986g205kxesx0jl358a8g9gzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngx584ld In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszarx6dagxqpeyrghcnrg8sxven45xkrnu6akvg5x880jq0n50vfcava45d'>nevent1q…a45d</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Some questions you may want to ask yourself:<br/>- Do you collect minions? <br/>- Do you have desires for power in a way that seem kind of extreme to others? <br/>- Do you dress in clothing usually reserved for kink parties? 2026-02-27T17:53:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxrdnvx5t6qlsnuhw8f2w3gzuc8cfacskys9n6xwtupxp296lrtdszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngd3h37r The first sign of an evil villain is that they excessively laugh at their own jokes. <br/>(I’m looking at you, Skeletor.) 2026-02-27T17:47:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspk3tvg6uwypv9u9qmmpmc5zl5a3s7fgl4qvp7tyrlweatv8jdhkszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngss5h75 Facebook is malware. 2026-01-05T23:26:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxr945jwdkrmmsdlkpeqyk70lrh6hxapt3dm0986xzkudmjralkggzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng24cxv9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyj3zsle4p474ljr96fssgef0v0xac4h7nx2rk876l7lsml05jqvct3mqh0'>nevent1q…mqh0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It’s only day 2! Can we please keep it together for at least a month?! 2026-01-02T22:05:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs00jjzgat05gk3ydz8jc4ck5jvl0p3lvjr63qa3sn92833twjgeaqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng2u75w3 Who are these &#34;Highly Effective People&#34; practicing these 7 habits anyway? 2026-01-01T06:10:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswg39erc7lyuxl6lmd4kd0u86e7dxkgehpz4l8flg8v5yeeja2y2czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngqkcxdm Resume: Raged successfully against 10 machines weekly, decreasing overall machine output by 35%. 2025-12-28T06:00:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxhca8xre86nshy246mcu42m3dpt57u0v979qjh02k03xrq85ahgqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngh4y962 Nobody can experience existential dread 24/7, so make sure you’re taking breaks, hydrating, and stretching. 2025-12-23T03:07:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxwr8m0vgke2zmw5cfk20yg358ulpcg20gewl6v4cg3vhhyl3preszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngjsdtrg “I have been – and always shall be – your friend.”<br/>-My Phone 2025-12-19T05:59:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqmcjeqvmtx6p0teyl5qg6fs88suerth43he8s463kue0m6tccusgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngy8lqsm Why are there only parallel universes and not perpendicular universes? You don’t know how they parked their universe. 2025-12-17T02:35:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqakxwwpg0sa0x8w03007la8dve5plpd0agjpyvmt8txd8vcwmfgszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngn8akj5 An object in motion tends to stay in motion, which is why I don’t go anywhere. 2025-12-07T23:31:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvqvtvs3vufcwkmdf3ejmgdawfuap5k5g5cpsa3f52elcjkhsyzygzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng5e2nv0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz32068j3gp2dnmfvz3j3877wke3lltw6q8nv4aqns4q6fm6lyqgsjx0yal'>nevent1q…0yal</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Alright, I’m holding you to that. 😊 2025-12-06T00:01:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswudt9wl0jhqsweg3qcppvc8rnm3h5x9l0f9zju4yq8swldhh9ykszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngv0xu52 I’ve been giving Enterprise another chance and I’m on season 2. Why does Jonathan Archer have to be so snippy about everything? Anytime anything goes wrong, he’s yelling at everyone like they did it. And anytime he’s slightly inconvenienced he’s a big baby about. I’m finding it hard to like him.<br/><br/>#StarTrek <br/>#STE <br/>#Enterprise 2025-12-05T23:50:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9xve7y6vfsespsjekld9haqr47ajt75q7w27r6zyrfaxjnugcmyczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngcva6w2 Having healthcare tied to work creates a society that only values you and your health if you can provide labor. 2025-12-05T21:05:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8tspg6dx3xt0trhwqgcz2jlwmpenf4h60emgsjzrxwngmmfawfkczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng3umy77 Here is your 45-digit, one-time security code. You have 15 seconds to enter it before your account explodes. 2025-12-04T20:12:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0cr058j5zjmsq7sd2znvy76925c5twz075h9nl0h0ystv9q5879qzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng2r2rw6 “This too shall pass.“<br/>-Urologist looking at your kidney stone 2025-11-26T11:03:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvs7suh3vwj8z24xp46de0kt583grxvrduth9tqeg5e6m3wzqg9agzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngmdnmvr Most people don’t realize that the Aflac duck is actually the child of Ben Aflac. 🦆 2025-11-21T18:35:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst9td5deygds7t0du2g3asyyn0j456ufgr6r0ngd6nxw2nwgznvpszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng0485hu I just realized that this is my 3 year anniversary of joining the Fediverse. Wow! Time flies when you’re goofing off.<br/><br/>Thank you to everyone who has made this a welcoming, silly, informative, caring, beautiful, funny, supportive place. I hope you all find as much joy here and as many quality people here as I have. <br/>❤️ :logan5_party: :LoganFive: 🫂<br/><br/>(Linux) 2025-11-13T01:35:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdjaaw0e7usd96qjhlzazevqkgd648fmrs99nnzqhlnnzzjycn2dqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng9ge6e5 The clown painted his wounds again.<br/><br/>#SixWordStories 2025-11-12T02:24:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszn24q4a8r3q75hnd2503zh4q0wuc8rsqnjfpz5dzajdguh73c33szypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngslxd7f For all the new people who have arrived, here&#39;s a tool you might enjoy, the Mastodon/Fediverse Circle Creator. It does an analysis of the people who interact with you the most and then gives you a list of the top 50 of them.<br/><br/><a href="https://circle.grasserisen.de">https://circle.grasserisen.de</a><br/><br/>And then you can go and question the rest about why they don&#39;t seem to care about your wellbeing. 2025-11-09T20:46:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyq7hwz0ceqmlaxfvgn9yzx43msacd4vujmsg6jqhgtm5h65un86szypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng2jkvpg Just going to start adding “Linux” to posts to get more boosts. 2025-11-09T19:09:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs94ntx8q0m8u00jzr3mv3ncekvdf2kf6036jl9me4f0txmmk2qt8gzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng0458ng If you’ve ever thought, “Wow, Logan always gets my references,” it’s probably because I went and looked up what you’re talking about. But I’m trying at least! 2025-11-08T08:17:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxcfj8ta8hmls64auuq2dg7wdgtmnqmsqst682axxctu0lvhpjwmqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngzl6t32 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswa29pr5jpsk8w575tsgmw0zuh57r6veqnqz9wl5zs0umx44plpeqrv96aj'>nevent1q…96aj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You could follow Greg&#39;s starter pack. Are you in it yourself? You should be. <br/><a href="https://fedidevs.com/s/NjQ5/">https://fedidevs.com/s/NjQ5/</a><br/><br/>As a friend of mine once said, you should follow yourself. <br/><br/>Here&#39;s another post with people to follow: <a href="https://beige.party/@LoganFive/113457564217375745">https://beige.party/@LoganFive/113457564217375745</a> and then it has follow up postings for all the people I forgot the first time. <br/><br/>I hope that helps. 2025-11-08T00:22:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrv4eggecgaxx3n5d42pwd9z7x9usq8ud65kw48uxksegzw6f27xczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng2g8nr4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2mjgrecqnhzk93wrlpwu9aae9pkuzflyjqgrhct90sf96grtyphg6maxlh'>nevent1q…axlh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Not a bit. Just curious. I watched a trailer for it. Do you recommend it? 2025-11-07T19:50:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfkqc8ah78752p4cmm9w3p0mjeg22zhcf3x7m0hvn6ada8p59l2pszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngaq7pey In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszvp48h55ua3napg3a20tfwmv0pm2vl8xkhj3p6ye7wp0f9djxlgguyufrp'>nevent1q…ufrp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I’m not familiar with them. Do you know where I can watch them? 2025-11-07T19:20:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy0azf50akcj7msjswxmlzc0uvjxxvzc5cxv92y6g2f2ke767gleczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngw8ykjz Which is your favorite 5? <br/>(Be honest. I won’t be offended.) 2025-11-07T19:08:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv2lyvv0pggj44rh464msvfftel50crmvqke0dafux43u0ja34fmgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng7tvdqp Jacob Marley: Tonight you will be visited by 4 ghosts!<br/><br/>*Pac-Man pulls the sheets tighter* 2025-11-04T05:34:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszhc20yf4qru5ge060sps55kuv0vgksaelvr3vt30uv4dxuxju8zczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngcxy5cg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9m2f2hz4yq0r0mp72hm6acww4z2jflmlux6vmyp37stp63nnxsjgvsmwzm'>nevent1q…mwzm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I would love to get Extra Fabulous Comics over here if I could.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/484/747/446/882/417/original/55e6cbac1c133555.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-03T08:14:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrukhhf4f875f7ma6ranrsr09hzwyddjduyky5u9e3cask88lqqtgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngpsmrqc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgzajwzdmjurltw5tea7tsm5dtxfp584ujc7gph9zcll8xgrryercmgkrfz'>nevent1q…krfz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>“I see bread people.” 2025-11-02T05:44:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsppj5u74d0ehw6ss72gmwgmwyqd53k63dtnf427q57kkp7w9y2ptszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngqhfzy6 Do I know what I’m doing? <br/>No. <br/>Do I have a plan? <br/>Absolutely not.<br/>Do I think we’ll succeed? <br/>Not a chance. <br/>Do I have snacks? <br/>…You’re god damn right I do. <br/><br/>So…who’s with me? 2025-10-30T06:38:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2564ga7s9c0cwrxfve09qj0ls6v7ey0hfnrkhgvrfdrs2whkntygzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngsdvyq6 I just wanted to do an emotions check on the Fediverse. How is everyone doing? Feel free to check as many boxes as are applicable. <br/><br/>Please boost so the people in the back can also see it and respond. 2025-10-27T01:31:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdv27wyr24zn6jx2tjewg0hp68khmy2szj8jrfur7dt64evylyqxczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mnggk9vqv Sherlock Holmes and the Case of Why Did I Come in This Room? 2025-10-25T18:47:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr6m2prq79s6yt7rwn5mm04jjyqg3w8v7l30plc9kk825wfc7zqvgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngpqkkjg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfa0s776yrzsr6lrhqy4jeudl3g83mn0xw4pmyva860ppwx6f8rqsx2zvnz'>nevent1q…zvnz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I sent you my box, please respond.<br/>-Pandora 2025-10-22T21:17:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqg76k9vx9p6qzapvm9uyaw9qycwl6kvpcvy854c3v9gjrl09kyfgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngs5agc7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgejue0fu0pz8jsclg6cc0wq8m4t6kppyk2jjv7fj68qfkpde59gqjklmgk'>nevent1q…lmgk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If you&#39;re writing about lactating it&#39;s titposting. 2025-10-22T19:17:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv8q5hpjn4kfr7j9c0ny78u6tpa6wa2y26rk7e7j25u4sk3x2pgpczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng32fsx5 *Chef, tastes the Fediverse*<br/><br/>Chef (in a deep French accent): It needs more shitposting. 2025-10-22T05:57:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxfhu7j9jf9k97m8yvf2rkderjk55d20jyrk879tlfrp78kmxvx9gzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng5wqu3a Sorry, the Fediverse is closed for cleaning. Please come back in an hour. 2025-10-18T07:37:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvgrln7akwry8lu4gntdytk92h75809nkz6csxqsxnnshj43p9wkszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng0djlkm All I can say is that Scott Bakula has done a shit job of fixing the timeline. 2025-10-15T21:06:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfa0s776yrzsr6lrhqy4jeudl3g83mn0xw4pmyva860ppwx6f8rqszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngzpttc9 Pandora needs someone who can handle her box. 2025-10-15T05:16:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstx67fgwfkllzapnrhn7r8lyruxa05cwyvdqttlkfs3jklc4qup0szypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngr9rayq Mom: You don&#39;t need Bluesky. We have Bluesky at home. <br/>*starts a Mastodon account for you* 2025-10-07T23:28:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx9rc0q7szqmhrjl3s2rrpyhsqf5c4wer6le2a30jxt544ce4mqvqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngaq5g2u “It’s all about just constantly trying to restore equilibrium in a universe bent on entropy,” I say emptying the dishwasher again. 2025-10-07T08:13:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspr7uvms6au7fhf64563k2ycmyqewxtduujg9nlw776qghs28vx5czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngn6zzxy Just an FYI to new folks: If you like someone&#39;s posts but you don&#39;t want to see all their boosts, you can:<br/>1) go to their profile, <br/>2) click on the three dots and<br/>3) select &#34;Hide boosts from...&#34;<br/>:themoreyouknow: 2025-10-06T20:26:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy47ugah42y2xnm7wx3cq808tls5w2anzanjfec5cynme4e8ku8yszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mnglunhzr If I do anything with more than an hours notice that&#39;s called &#34;planning&#34; to me. 2025-10-05T01:36:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr0t3ez3zvpqnwv4eakgzguh0tmzc2jx9xf9evhvtz32ymxl6md5qzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngqyfml4 It feels like a high school reunion seeing so many familiar faces returning…which I guess means I never made it out of high school. 😊 2025-10-04T18:12:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz9ccy7eya9e2wxkaa6qyl0kqgtww8x5w5tk0mhyz9nudkh2zsdfszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng947cr7 Why is autumn the only season with two names? We don’t also call spring “grow,” or winter “decay.” 2025-09-27T05:58:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg088lwyxkur4s77xwzdutrpgnkj0vmdeej9qjt3qzl8wjps5te8czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngj4k2ut I’m finding old content to boost because it’s one of those days. <br/><br/>Can I get a one-word search suggestion? 2025-09-26T22:23:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst0vv2wdpj0plexjyy7rj9sgvzsr79kmpqhkcc43a7v2fwdcqenmgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngwspze0 Sorry, I was just skimming the timeline. So people who take Tylenol are being raptured? Was that listed as a possible side effect? 2025-09-23T17:52:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfh9lak87rm4kqjydp4mm9ns28ds79lu9c94r6tsqjucnu3y2yk6qzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngx7ulvf I’m trying to figure out who cares less, the person who doesn’t give a shit or the one who doesn’t give a fuck. 2025-09-21T18:48:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2sgy50e8vvp8e4we0hxys400pavph0ysg53trm8v4a0j09uc6pkgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngap6xwy Them: Knock knock.<br/>Me:<br/>Them: I said &#34;Knock knock.&#34;<br/>Me: I don&#39;t answer the door for strangers. <br/>Them: But you know me!<br/>Me: I just hear knocking. I wasn&#39;t expecting company. <br/>Them: OK, it&#39;s me, knock knock!<br/>Me: Why didn&#39;t you text me?<br/>Them: You&#39;re supposed to say, &#34;Who&#39;s there?&#34;<br/>Me: But I know who&#39;s there.<br/>Them: I&#39;m setting up a joke! <br/>Me: Look, if you&#39;re going to yell, you can stay outside. 2025-09-19T06:08:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx48lddrcszpr8me49uyas5k797srga3mmqmttxtm4auapjwnyungzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngclz7ra In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrqwxwfeglvcrjarjpyudzmju4ddurkvypf3z3puc50d9s5lstxjchqanx7'>nevent1q…anx7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Can I ask, where do you end up masking when there is a surge? Anywhere there’s people? 2025-09-15T23:58:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg6r9an4ec38pt9fa32xlxqwz4zn6fsunp6ud9fdmg6kzjjgpy39szypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mnggq3elk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz8qmuqdyyv40ny02z7jz3gt54lrda04l9mvfmd6j6a38dp04e5mcl7w4a8'>nevent1q…w4a8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Can I ask, what are the changes you make yourself when COVID numbers are high in your area? 2025-09-15T17:55:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvpqu2hhmt4dp33u5xz9u5ar9x605vfjd22ux92j68zqp8z30m2aszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng2svzfl I would have to say that my best quality is my awesomeness, followed by my humility. 2025-09-14T23:40:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspvyvwerp6ggjsy38n5x9heqmlw9eawf5x9jtmz60ajn9lquuj0pczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngkjjpt7 Nobody wants to talk to your automated person. Nobody! NOBODY! Get me a person who knows something! 2025-09-09T18:21:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdu7ndzt0jespr0u502uxss85z4rqj7aezc0x34z5k0xdhms2n38szypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngx7nzgp Can we get a laughter thread going? Which is one of the funnier posts you’ve seen here? It can be yours or someone else’s. Please share in the comments. 2025-09-06T08:02:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs24a6ytrsma72pka09q5rps7fs8pvgda6vqqpy8dhx4srkehezp9czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng3w0n7u Me: Can I call you back?<br/>Them: Sure.<br/><br/>*several decades later*<br/><br/>Me: So what’s up? 2025-09-04T22:19:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyna0f89ltksn9ru3gjjnkh3zspfxmnuxkeh2nj05r62ekea2ffpszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngr63v9q Who in the Fediverse would you most like to meet in real life? (And feel free to tag them.) <br/><br/>Boost to reach that person in the back. 2025-09-04T06:30:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrk4rpcm9x2s7yvljcyv5zf6c3a2ss94ld7n8s79mczznxd09xjuszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng5a2d35 Just so you know, if you’re old as fuck, you’re about 550 years old. <br/><br/><a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck</a><br/><br/>But if you’re old as shit, then you’re only about 445 years old.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.etymonline.com/word/shit">https://www.etymonline.com/word/shit</a> 2025-08-31T20:02:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw2auk85ef3kagclvepkw3uvegxp9hhy40evm7hhysy5vkgpfaf2szypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng77c7gf How do we know some of these ancient monuments, like Stonehenge, weren&#39;t just some people goofing around? <br/><br/>&#34;Hey, let&#39;s try putting all these in a circle! It&#39;ll be hilarious!&#34; 2025-08-31T19:51:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxgk8vddm0zd3hqp4w4d409ku9vtkq2ew5j2ghhv6yj3u6wt7slgqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngxvtzfh You don&#39;t need permission to live the life that&#39;s right for you. 2025-08-31T18:53:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9mmq3a3qczyp35q696chvwlttka9edyq9396qrggt7l60x28tx2qzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mnggd3f45 How do you say “Fuck off” but like MORE than the normal amount? 2025-08-31T07:36:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvn3qpzcz94r69cw976agz64gttdqegfheuw85pxd72dwq4wzcqvczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mnglu6xx9 A Rude Goldberg machine that finds overly complicated ways to tell you off. 2025-08-30T20:23:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst3uwzhn8yna5dvxwjdk6sfwjagcslu043xujwmgugt02sdheyhxczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngtdalxz Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? <br/><br/>Me: Who can explain any of the gaps in our lives, in our hearts? At first they thought space was empty. Now they think it’s filled with dark matter, dark energy. I wonder, which is worse? Better to have nothingness or a darkness you can’t understand or control? <br/><br/>Interviewer: I’m just going to put, “Sabbatical.” 2025-08-26T08:38:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx34rrkq8ssg2tdetz4drgrasvqnhy7whrymnhznmvc4928d6w7nczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngh96prc What’s the plural of abyss? Abysses? Abyssi? Abyssus? There are a whole lotta things I’m staring into. 2025-08-23T22:22:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp08jcc0e0c0ue5wxk87dxrh2hr8ek0z6tp6zgqpj4ys3q7f900cszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngngxzjh Shit-posts are the fertilizer of online joy. 2025-08-23T18:10:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszau3mm7urg7pgnz7rawr8ssqs287ju6skze8mgwsgqcxqd2r4rjqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng870wd3 To get anything done now requires at least three levels of bullshit to deal with. 2025-08-22T23:36:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfxdlymrjmv5s6vp6ts6kweqzsa7e4uc3vxl72e92tsdn0f6ftakszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngprzs8g Instant coffee can be made by taking the coffee of your colleague when they’re not looking. 2025-08-22T21:13:16Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrp098gu3z32p43nxsx2xcmpf3ly9kz895yxupptlkp35qw43t8lczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngjalcma Dear Companies, <br/><br/>If you have 100s of applicants applying for a position, and you don&#39;t list a salary, and then your salary range is actually much lower than what many of the applicants are looking for, then you&#39;ve basically wasted a lot of applicants time when you could have easily posted it. <br/><br/>If you start the hiring process and don&#39;t mention the salary range until deep into the process, then you&#39;ve also wasted your HR department&#39;s time. <br/><br/>And if your goal was to try to get the best applicants but pay them the least possible money possible, then you&#39;ve also just let applicants know that you don&#39;t really care about your staff or their well-being, because you don&#39;t want them well paid, you want them minimally paid. <br/><br/>And if you say you were &#34;seeing who you got&#34; because THEN you might pay someone an even larger salary than is typical, then you&#39;ve just admitted that you have a terrible Human Resources team who doesn&#39;t even understand what kind of candidate their looking for. If you&#39;re looking for a candidate with more skills and can then pay them more, then post THAT position. <br/> <br/>So when you say you are dedicated to &#34;fostering a diverse, inclusive, and respectful work culture,&#34; you&#39;re not really respecting applicants from the start, because transparency shows respect, so why would anyone expect to be respected once they start working at your organization?<br/><br/>Sincerely, <br/>Applicants for Your Crappy Jobs 2025-08-15T00:02:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswmyw2ryqp6lh2luzzakqw4urp5xn6e2689f4uqycq4ew5jgjr7yszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngje5yx2 I once had an interview where they started with, &#34;This isn&#39;t really an interview. We just want to have a casual conversation with you and get to know you.&#34;<br/><br/>They then proceeded to ask a series of the most intense and complicated interview questions available, and halfway in I called them out on it. I said, &#34;You know, I just want to point out that you all said this was supposed to be a casual conversation where you just get to know me, but you haven&#39;t asked me my favorite food, what I like to do on the weekends, which sports teams I like. It&#39;s starting to feel like this may be a real interview.&#34; <br/><br/>They ended up giving me the job.<br/>I turned it down because the job seemed way too stressful and the boss was way too intense for me. 2025-08-06T20:32:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd52nwl3maypmtm2vaq00lj3wjscvm4jvef5hl8l3fngz8pyelxmszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng67jvak I&#39;m sorry, this toot is just a prototype, but if you invest today, you&#39;ll be the first to receive the most state of the art toots to hit the feeds. <br/><br/>Operators are standing by. 2025-07-30T22:26:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx7yen2sufutkzuzu5z5w4jnu6xy2qcjp3ueyeewppg5f6w966kyqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngkvanjm I don&#39;t mean to brag, but several people on LinkedIn have been SUPER impressed with my profile and have offered me some AMAZING opportunities to pay them. 2025-07-24T05:42:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8dtf8ts9v35a5n64c95zpj0j65es56kcjfzx4gefh9ahc6usfehgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngk0yhst In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz58ux05j9znkplawx3k43ky5sjf5j2v6lrq4stq7rvk07yn2rm6cua4et3'>nevent1q…4et3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What if this is someone else&#39;s post? Should I be boosting an post that has an image with no alt text but the person has done a good job describing the image in the post? 2025-07-22T23:28:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrt7j72dynjtay6tw3mc9vhdcg934jhjy0qvzxpvcqajzu02464rqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng8ske2y Can someone help me with a dumb question I have about alt text?<br/><br/>If a poster describes their image or video in the post itself, is it still helpful and/or necessary to add alt text? <br/><br/>EDIT:<br/>I’m asking because I see this with other posters and then I wonder if I should boost the post or not. I want to be supportive of accessibility. <br/><br/>#AltText <br/>#AltTextQuestion<br/>#Accessibility 2025-07-22T21:37:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszeg5628ru5ht5z47zgnl9ffu9gtwzekht5w6h27rkyzhjesr7ktszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng9yj52s I feel about Mastodon the same way I feel about my microwave: I don&#39;t understand how it works but it does what I need it to so that&#39;s all that matters. 2025-07-22T19:41:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv30036u5m8nfzuf9z9nyllhu6cggt5nprgz82jmst6z63pxupkuszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngc2phl7 Serious question: What do you like about Mastodon / the Fediverse? Why do you come here? 2025-07-21T07:48:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr44lce5v87lcm9jmd348q2lwk2w2093sgh2nxct3tvay9jrr2h8gzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngfn0pnt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2327v3936gdql9wtes2059u0j55xlkvpy8vplxff2x4prph8xczs0223gm'>nevent1q…23gm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>My own view is you should still follow who you want to and not expect a follow back if the person isn’t interested in the type of stuff you bring to the feed, though I do encourage people to explore new horizons. But that’s just me. You have to do what works for you. 2025-07-15T04:32:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsww9u5hkz9ap5ygykn7xl2hg66p8wzjasxst2p889zhuhws7nwurqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngga7ze0 Just a reminder to the people who have been on Mastodon or the Fediverse awhile: remember to follow some new people every once in a while, especially someone with few followers who would just like to connect and be heard by someone. It’s easy to get caught in our routines, but there are new, kind, interesting people joining everyday. 2025-07-14T18:41:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswqvyzsz08dl73xcpl44zk40km4nw46mrejpvyapt5ghqvxfh4q3gzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngclsg3v I’d love to get a photo of my boss’s living room and then use that as my Zoom background for all our meetings…just to see their reaction. 2025-07-14T07:45:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyu06ahsahvw0v3932lm4s7h5rw4kk5v2pwj954xh2303r9npmxjszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngqvs07c I’m sure I would find some of you quite funny if I knew what you were talking about. 2025-07-13T04:37:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8j85hr93jjc285ypufj9u89hyvzlqm5wp72az858n80z2kadfduqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngkd32g9 Somehow I made it out the door this morning and to my first #ParkRun ! I didn’t sleep well the night before so I struggled a bit, but finished. It was also nice to have breakfast outside with some of the people after.<br/>Thanks for inspiring me <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1c6z5ztjge4tu2d9re0cq73q368q7cm7fcwjcgs8j38qamxtr5tlssuq3gp" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>GoBlen</span> (<span class="italic">npub1c6z…q3gp</span>)</a></span> . 2025-07-12T22:23:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvf55kj666rm57ecjlnn4tqqunrwuu776r6f08xj8vlehptugarvszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng4u334l Interviews would be so much easier if we could all just tell the truth. <br/><br/>“What interested you about this job?” <br/>“It pays well and seems like I won’t have to kill myself doing it.” 2025-07-08T02:52:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstwlqh9s73q2t63ysduxzdmrgrqyjk74jas6zgfyezmjedp6hehpszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngdp6m93 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs23fv2m8r3tw4pwgjw50z374xs6ydfx28j457vjwmnardpvxex2vqd9f202'>nevent1q…f202</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Can I ask, why is #gravy trending everywhere? 2025-06-30T18:54:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgnggxmhqhznsfqs9vspameh5dgzpw2pjjgmcrcehkxafyvnthhpqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngtk95al She got mad at me for tooting in the bed. <br/><br/>#DoubleMeaningSaturday 2025-06-28T22:12:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0as6keeryneah7hgenp38a7nd4892eee4uznt8mu4xxzehvwp6lqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngx9agfy There’s a definite A-Team vibe here. Like if a random group of Mastodonians were locked in a barn with random equipment I’m sure they could make an impromptu tank that shoots cabbages and save the local farmers from the drug lords. 2025-06-28T06:26:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstlusfke3sc4ku480tfwkv90pe427yxdylxlg6myx0aufza4ee2xszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng934sev I think we should have a day where all alt text has to be written in the form of a poem. 2025-06-28T03:14:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszfqjffmtg355a5y92myjsakg9jvfgmxfwn0uxlvn977qy5gvt7qczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngqhn9ks For people who read or rely on alt text: <br/>- Do you get the same effect reading alt text from a comment below an image as you do reading the alt text from the image itself? <br/>- Do you even get to comments below images without alt text or do you just skip that post entirely? <br/>- Are there other added challenges or barriers to this scenario? <br/><br/>Please boost for reach.<br/>Thanks. <br/><br/>#Accessibility <br/>#AltText 2025-06-27T19:30:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8pp8l8nd64puhsgzefqh8mrxtwergspvujqwmske6rt4y55tn4zqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngut3k4u The shit going on is not just diabolical, it&#39;s triabolical. Possibly quadrabolical. 2025-06-27T18:55:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfk609zev83hz2tmj56ey0xxt59lreq72h9yjh6g0jrt62v664kyczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngs7z8v6 I think we need internet librarians, people who have sifted through all the bullshit online and have all the quality links to good websites and materials in one place. 2025-06-26T21:33:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs28wwcvcnpswemva2kcfxmsvnwepx3heegkpm7gdrzdh7g68v740czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngsl7q2u Philosophical debate: When does a pile of lettuce officially become a salad? <br/>🥗 2025-06-26T20:58:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0jfc2hz9ghwm5ypjy05r0d25qjzarunwaql3xxfn3wtpn3cfww5czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngp3hhrk I miss the days when most problems could be solved with a well-timed turbo boost. 2025-06-25T06:47:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgj20590u07w93a62z403aeqlheavks4fsxkst0at2kl8f2l39kdgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng3lgc6s Have you tried turning the country off and on again? 2025-06-24T21:17:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvr8f40e6f086epy678f6jm58y5v2t4rr03hq7xmq33jtlyn4atzqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng60ze3e This is a test toot. <br/>No alt text is intentional.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/735/990/828/418/640/original/35348d091995951e.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-06-24T02:31:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs09zprnzyf2fkx59rsmq87vs7n3wtr3u3ny5u826j76e5dcgvj42czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng03c83k Guru: You need to learn to be in the moment.<br/><br/>Me: Which moment? 2025-06-19T07:53:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz4dulndspcafw8z25y5rekx4spvzzxu9rary0k5usraqyraeqgcgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngmwcfj2 I think more fruit should be spelled like banana.<br/><br/>Appleple<br/>Lemonemon <br/>Watermelonelon 2025-06-12T18:01:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqt3j58hekqp4psv60djd6x9g07evlrhllyj327uzvke24tugnjzszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngrk7h2c Hey, just because it’s porn doesn&#39;t mean you can skip the alt text, ok? 2025-06-06T22:30:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2lk6sc0jjh0p60ylrtmt4yq7rkxmn9g628k5r9cqdzywzyqktm0szypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng5y0cj4 I’m thinking about going back to school for a computer science degree so I can understand what the hell people are talking about around here. 2025-06-06T05:11:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst5afak5wndza5y6murxs62uhsu86v6trfard76dnl9dvcdah6k3czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngfl7r03 I like big toots and I can not lie<br/>You other posters can&#39;t deny<br/>That when a toot scrolls in <br/>at a itty bitty pace<br/>And a long read in your face<br/>You get sprung<br/>Wanna scroll up tough<br/>Cuz you notice that toot was stuffed<br/>Deep in the feed she&#39;s posting<br/>I&#39;m hooked on the instance she’s hosting 2025-06-05T17:27:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp9c8nl3tc6svy7qzw346nwlkqs3tztdkgzmutyvv4v4sg034w77czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngcg2zwu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv554uuvfqr9vl0p3yc3egndt2r2rpjqkk08h4txd5ett9wxlddgglzx9c8'>nevent1q…x9c8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It’s about time! <br/><br/>So…where’s the gift? I specifically requested new poetry and/or a new picture of your dog. 2025-05-31T00:24:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9ecl0jjtzgshuyrtuuwak989vhr7r6hymejppq8g6s850zg8p4sczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngvhgnjw The Chicago Manual of Style is just the New York Manual of Style but with a thicker crust. 2025-05-26T19:12:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspx50nxvum3w43jz8ecl3t0actxr5xr67rv8kh60f5dpcwhqql6ygzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngcfut77 Look, I&#39;m going to make you all feel better whether you like it or not. So shut up and look at this panda.<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/548/187/198/587/286/original/45907a4909456047.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-05-21T22:31:56Z