2026-10-26T19:43:54Z https://njump.me Doctor D https://njump.me/npub1dv2vdx6wpd0et5mgjjasx374l26mtsre3fma7kzde867cxf5e43s4vlywq https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/accounts/avatars/114/033/489/209/162/720/original/67e04649b9d6fa18.jpg https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/accounts/avatars/114/033/489/209/162/720/original/67e04649b9d6fa18.jpg https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8637zweuel0a3esh3mutxkqzfcjaxludppdy6gu463wncmjztlpczyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkxgqhx44 <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/354/200/340/744/800/original/a7a4e7233163e79b.jpg"> <br/> 2026-09-29T11:58:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv94tf075znkdg24vp3gcl5jksgnxujr5y2a4eund9m7vwqjrm4jczyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkxm2kg7d <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/326/198/806/808/175/original/edd9c3cde046cdeb.jpg"> <br/> 2026-09-24T13:17:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfg6pjp5m3z85l887j8y65qnskw7jruclh4agf3fysp0tpn8dnpxqzyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkxvyw7sz Lake Ontario (fuck trump)<br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/179/622/844/962/619/original/2348ac068595da6a.jpg"> <br/> 2026-08-29T16:00:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyy2g6u3pem76cc0wnprqrhqts3g3f3zeq5thklhyq67s6xs5qhuqzyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkxy483h6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsprasym3t5qaczk3ue5cv24p642vcdz4rz75f2d9fnnz2xpacsh6cf0f8mu'>nevent1q…f8mu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>shout out to the guy who faced all that product! 2026-08-19T14:28:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgj3k77pcrwp9nhewm9hh2kx6u6v7zgttqgkxzugf889hwjl5qwyczyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkxgwydym Date night! Date night! Date night!<br/>We saw my fav local band, The Unnaturals + mai tais + my fav monster movie The Creature From The Black Lagoon in 3D!<br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/102/951/484/403/448/original/5f7bfe655b29f51f.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/102/951/687/986/434/original/adea2eabe6d02197.jpg"> <br/> 2026-08-16T03:03:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyl56exrcxxfv672cut85x9lejtuz6wz865gz0ykhaehha5u5sqeszyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkxmync5q <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/045/551/205/894/021/original/b285d8e77d066145.png"> <br/> 2026-08-05T23:44:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqe7ujkay4hf0spq0v363ske0utvs9xzc4d25ded0jtvzd775gsfszyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkx6hq2xk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr3u6nmr9y6dl393xqp9cujpa2q73jm8udr2vcnwftsnmwuyatztqztmlzt'>nevent1q…mlzt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>lovely! 2026-07-25T14:11:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0weehlevc8f7ew5krx0qft59jht86zlzlha63hjw6f7suw54mdtgzyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkxecfv90 The coffee shop next to my building has chocolate chip cookies that they will warm up for you in their toaster oven, so I&#39;m always thinking up new reasons why I need to treat myself. Today it was &#34;I had 4 meetings across two campuses. I deserve a little treat&#34; :blobcat_cookie: 2026-07-23T20:10:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9p6zevzy24gh5kkex8xdufpyhu5tdlmzxxv3vavj5039ukyhaeaszyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkxxtw24s I love how we evolved from a social grooming species and now have the ability to use our long dexterous fingers to perform a variety of complex tasks. However we&#39;ve retained such excellent grooming skills from our ancestors that animals will willingly seek out our scratches. If you ever question the meaning of life and why you are here, just remember that somewhere there is an animal that needs your scratchies.<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/918/164/118/545/662/original/e48d248c08eff5b4.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-07-14T11:58:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2f2lmhmgc6557jjyfrk4rj82awwreqpr0z6939083st888ne6heszyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkx2qymy7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrqcg7qmdu9vtv5kzzrgrt2c6aw6sa4zqsz0jt5sx3jdnhdvqe50gsjrgxt'>nevent1q…rgxt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/849/949/931/716/528/original/c1ea4a3c090da0e4.webp"> <br/> 2026-07-02T10:41:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswmx9he8c0jkgsdvmj8k7gmzc54k4cmfhaagyej5d8khewx34n22czyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkx4p9wzc A bumblebee for scale on the tallest bloom.<br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/830/735/349/794/826/original/cc70af47febcd8b7.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-29T01:15:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsynx86a05jwsn6jpp6snksn74ud92mtudxk4e6exnjtypwj9kp2tczyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkxmtzcpd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswph6wnfthqv2jkqt5ur3auqzn5d9949l8dcy4a8nkwtvejm8ffps6vn38t'>nevent1q…n38t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>great alt text 2026-06-27T17:54:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrdn44rc34cs3r8tx7yf3y0cnvh5j2akmek4shs234djfx44a00kgzyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkxs0p8zp Setting my out of office reply message<br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/811/086/577/047/075/original/15a535b99cbeedca.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-25T13:57:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspdnhenzpjcw2scnehyf0khgcr8a70au8kr3tcnyz50uymye3923szyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkxy6dyav <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/802/630/035/882/257/original/634deba0c87b3bc1.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-24T02:10:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9hd8dqfwttt3ddcpp2pjjp36rsve7d4zwf4y2p0xrw69c9nrm5qczyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkx00qmej It has what men crave!<br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/799/349/994/591/257/original/8d1302502ce8ad10.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-23T12:13:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdjm38kmf39qf8xahfvxytfftw34rnr460gfn583zjtd3e9gsaq0qzyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkxaznv9d My love for you is like a peregrine falcon...<br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/785/170/549/520/033/original/d47b93330c58910e.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-21T00:09:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvl8uxe3y3kp7mccvsv8dw6xfcccqj8g62j540wsfux0z9y77cejczyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkxzyqsuv My favorite patient today was a 59 kg wether goat. He hates me because I give him shots. I also give him treats, but that doesn&#39;t make up for the shots. When I walked into his pen today (to give him a shot), he reared up on his hind legs and lowered his head. I pointed my finger at him and in my sternest mom voice said &#34;No Sir!&#34; He immediately sat back down on all fours. My coworkers were impressed with my goat whispering skills, and I was relieved I didn&#39;t get head butted across the room. 2026-06-19T00:17:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyt75g90am08dl27te9lphc83f2jef58xks8dycyawdemad6nyf6czyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkxfl7qrd Hello sunshine!<br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/751/118/930/681/012/original/ac506a5f6c1d1366.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-14T23:45:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszgxdpwcnsvkvkchtfeuqg950vvwfrvrmg2m60mrdw622k2960rmczyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkxydh7jf Talk about a fresh start to the day! This Gulf frittilary butterfly just emerged from its chrysalis in my doorway.<br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/731/372/263/049/037/original/f210b2169119cb9a.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-11T12:52:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9pxmcarv4vnspy2snjqyvnrqkvfl32pg0m99p4780wveyd2p4r4qzyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkx6sjppk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspg8c3k3pw4xqvuz4235vup96erew25cr4m5zggdut270cmsqc8mqd2yx3e'>nevent1q…yx3e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Two of my favorite mouse reproductive facts:<br/><br/>1. They have the shortest estrous cycle of any animal. Most mammals go into estrus once or twice a year. Other animals like humans are more often (every 28 days). Mice and other small rodents go into estrus every 4-5 days! And within 24 hours after they give birth they go into estrus again and can immediately become pregnant.<br/><br/>2. If environmental conditions aren&#39;t ideal, the female mouse can store sperm in their vaginal crypts for a rainy day. A couple of times I&#39;ve had a researcher come to me confused because a female mouse just had a litter, but she hadn&#39;t been housed with a male for a couple of months. I just say &#34;yeah, mice can do that&#34;. 2026-06-04T00:05:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxqhwljfsvxgq2cmsfdm58yy2d2dlvxznu76xgc5yf7qwnsxqwg0czyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkxpfr74h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxcxd05fhsxl8z6wh3zme4uev7mlkfyvttvgny26chay8lss4mwggx8q8wu'>nevent1q…q8wu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>horses are the usual culprits for needing some grooming assistance down there since they are anatomical wierdos. Most horse owners can clean out &#34;the beans&#34; without getting a vet involved. Mice have evolved into little reproductive machines. The males have extra accessory sex glands that generate a glue like substance after ejaculation that blocks the vaginal opening of the female to prevent her from being bred by another male. It eventually hardens and falls out. If a male is living in a bachelor group or has an injury, inflammation, or scar tissue in that area, the plug can get stuck in the prepuce and eventually builds up. I&#39;m surprised I don&#39;t see it more often. Most mice keep themselves pretty clean on their own. Thanks for coming to my TED talk. 2026-06-03T22:24:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9xrqdx2mhf04w33jhkcr0p9tugjhxywk9rr55lq2j5hn4grcrmqszyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkxsftjrm Today was peacefully boring, which is a rare treat. And I got to clean a ridiculous amount of smegma from a mouse&#39;s prepuce, which was very satisfying. Guy was carrying around a bag of rocks down there. He has to feel better now.<br/>#VetMed 2026-06-03T21:07:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxhm2344dumuegwl9fk4z8kfh6t83vdympgmk4xy2j9s2p99560zgzyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkxxw9u6l Step 1 of this recipe makes me smile. Alas, I was not able to procure beet root powder so my marinade lacks the colour of a prized Chelsea rose.<br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/671/040/385/692/060/original/72993e7e3f7e5c22.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-31T20:23:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfs2768jt9rc7rla2kpf87a2nh82af0w2pladlsqsx0zy0npltqygzyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkxt0gkql So long, Maine! And thanks for all the puffins! I spotted 72 species including 10 lifers. Tick count = 8. A very successful trip!<br/>#Birding 2026-05-28T13:00:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspw37wsjvc963pjz7p525zllewtqmxf0vngccd3gpzpy5ueta0jhqzyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkxznqmu4 Other than the occasional truck (and an Amish buggy!) driving past me on the highway, I didn&#39;t see another person today, and it was glorious. I did see a lot of birds and this sick waterfall though. And another lifer, white throated sparrow!<br/> <img src="https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/116/638/004/579/596/306/original/e36e11c632d2b3d5.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-26T00:21:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgc920fn8ly95gka5mmk0xzt83rjyt2ktfn5eptdtut287vfhf42gzyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkxzyvtyq Our household has been sad the past couple of days because our kitten Marilyn snuck out of the house on Tuesday and was missing for two nights. We were overjoyed this morning to hear her little meows at the back door! Welcome home Marilyn!<br/>#CatsofMastodon<br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/114/236/328/058/394/811/original/209767de90e2c01a.jpg"> <br/> 2025-03-27T20:44:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8ywvz7gsgsumq5nq6rwmfu5mn5aqmgzyqntu8eakcvhdtlj3r6lqzyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkxn8eh2s Last week the store ran out of crawfish before we got there. Today Annabelle said if there was no crawfish again it would be her villain origin story. Humanity can rest easy because there was a fresh batch just out of the pot when we got there.<br/>#NewOrleans #spring #crawfish<br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/114/207/198/734/502/594/original/8a0d804fd92b6d4a.jpg"> <br/> 2025-03-22T17:16:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrmr4muzygltgv5nw7n8zz0dg0aaumlzzzrs28ere8mwffsexcq6czyp43f35mfc94l9wndz2tkq686hattdwq0x980h6cfhyltmqexnxkxmv4v8w I received a bonsai kit for my birthday that contained different types of seeds. I asked my daughter to write the names of the seeds on the plant tags so we&#39;d remember which ones we planted. I have no idea what trees are sprouting, but apparently their names are &#34;Pearl&#34;, &#34;Queen Scarlet&#34;, and &#34;Sammy&#34;<br/>#bonsai #gardening<br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/114/129/724/580/160/111/original/350ed1bc149e1aca.jpg"> <br/> 2025-03-09T00:55:30Z