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  <title>Nostr notes by Mike Johnston</title>
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    <name>Mike Johnston</name>
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      <title type="html">with age comes wisdom...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqswecr97d5ekg430s0w52gwcfwmakm0netplaj4m7nvry5fud24uqcft629h&#39;&gt;nevent1q…629h&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;with age comes wisdom...
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    <updated>2026-04-12T00:40:32Z</updated>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszswxc8jvylw66zuywpagz2ecuqdyzfp7jkq534wz2xtsdymuc7rgzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6dehsv0</id>
    
      <title type="html">fully agree. I also find it insane that I can&amp;#39;t just get the ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsy3434xsh0jff7gwddlgdel94f762d8rkvjts2ap7suqzvjyw2jqc0wlgan&#39;&gt;nevent1q…lgan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;fully agree. I also find it insane that I can&amp;#39;t just get the latest chronological public update without an account because Twitter is just dog shit now. It&amp;#39;s way more inclusive and transparent if I can just open a web browser and go to someone&amp;#39;s profile to see a normal time line of updates and posts...
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    <updated>2026-01-12T21:25:38Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I know their argument would be about reach or numbers of users ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqswu7lrra7u6z5nvtwsfpzsjkgpvxwdew0vkh7uswzzcu4walp6hachuxnjz&#39;&gt;nevent1q…xnjz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I know their argument would be about reach or numbers of users and like ideally the government hosts their own server with official accounts for official representation but I&amp;#39;m half wondering if someone like &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/npub170yvn5mhjz84y2r7ca5lf2ejmtvq5dfsuh8h6u9ru845hsjku3zsvd28tz&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;Chad :mstdn:&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;npub170y…28tz&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; and &lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/npub1q3uc8q5hqt08e442xg0wzkzj3ge6z78tcnkaevs84xe57cfzfqhs7fr5gz&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;dansup&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;npub1q3u…r5gz&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;  just needs to make a placeholder account for Mark Carney, encourage everyone to follow and say here Mark either take the account or I&amp;#39;ll delete it but people want you off X and Instagram and all these American locked down platforms... 😮‍💨 I&amp;#39;ve thought so many times about using their contact page to be like what gives is it a training issue?? I can show you how it works!! Your IT could have an instance up in minutes wtf lol
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    <updated>2026-01-12T21:09:58Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">ughhh when that church dude blinks :MildPanic:</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsy8rpahzvdp3jd3f3p8wjcgptknss66wgyryjlgfppgfevfwsc7qclmr4ua&#39;&gt;nevent1q…r4ua&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;ughhh when that church dude blinks :MildPanic:
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    <updated>2026-01-04T22:20:47Z</updated>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs84v6z9cjaxwc62urxuqg4ahy3mx323rkxsf86tq36mpvua7w2vyczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6c3cple</id>
    
      <title type="html">oh ya it&amp;#39;s at least happened as far back as 2012 this is ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs84v6z9cjaxwc62urxuqg4ahy3mx323rkxsf86tq36mpvua7w2vyczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6c3cple" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgvhvzsyf7dxyajce2xugc89rx4dvqffx48shtzemn6xrtzcmkthsxe26yx&#39;&gt;nevent1q…26yx&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;oh ya it&amp;#39;s at least happened as far back as 2012 this is hilarious to watch. &amp;#34;You can&amp;#39;t just rotate your computer screen&amp;#34; I love how like obviously we just fixed that problem and made it so vertical videos were detected or could in fact be rotated lol&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://youtu.be/dechvhb0Meo?si=O2jyZuvqJYDmoGFM&#34;&gt;https://youtu.be/dechvhb0Meo?si=O2jyZuvqJYDmoGFM&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2025-12-26T15:42:29Z</updated>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgvhvzsyf7dxyajce2xugc89rx4dvqffx48shtzemn6xrtzcmkthszyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm666usx7</id>
    
      <title type="html">I voted based on gut feeling but then I remembered a gif and it ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgvhvzsyf7dxyajce2xugc89rx4dvqffx48shtzemn6xrtzcmkthszyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm666usx7" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgzystv4kr572njqkmeszfmpqca6q63ccv7xusl97lvyft2wg5ydckuqsay&#39;&gt;nevent1q…qsay&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I voted based on gut feeling but then I remembered a gif and it at least dates back to 2013 by upload date&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://imgur.com/gallery/vertical-video-syndrome-5jmeecy&#34;&gt;https://imgur.com/gallery/vertical-video-syndrome-5jmeecy&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2025-12-26T15:31:00Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">this is like the 10th time 🤣 it&amp;#39;s not even surprising</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsyhsuez9dvla7g30rxwdaf6vfx4vd45vphg8fkcplczppl8f63nlqn5j6k0&#39;&gt;nevent1q…j6k0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;this is like the 10th time 🤣 it&amp;#39;s not even surprising
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    <updated>2025-11-20T17:03:41Z</updated>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqkvrrugqlf8rtl4pwu2zwrkrgg2td47prgu9x3r3d6483wq80njqzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6tfmytn</id>
    
      <title type="html">It&amp;#39;s like the fire symbol they put on BBQ knobs... does that ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqkvrrugqlf8rtl4pwu2zwrkrgg2td47prgu9x3r3d6483wq80njqzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6tfmytn" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs99wpjhfydj6werdvkh30t4cy6exdrq0l5gd4z8f70d0gyzj6vpwcv83chg&#39;&gt;nevent1q…3chg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It&amp;#39;s like the fire symbol they put on BBQ knobs... does that mean its BBQing weather or that *we* will get BBQed outside 😭
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    <updated>2025-08-08T14:36:28Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">subscribing to this thread because now I need to know what it is ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszmnmawry2983ervkqph0fqr5pfnd7a6muw22fjg6jcwun5evqvlczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6qmrq5n" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvd4jnz3tqk23crqkqcgzgs23lu6y90rfv55gftlyxzydrngkh3lc7htanv&#39;&gt;nevent1q…tanv&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;subscribing to this thread because now I need to know what it is too 😂 Those notches look like it should be part of some kind of hinge mechanism to me. It otherwise doesn&amp;#39;t look like it has any seams?&lt;br/&gt;Edit: I also thought it was bigger.. like door chime size but ok ya much smaller. Weird!
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    <updated>2025-07-24T14:07:02Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">weird looking seagull</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdzyalkmahlvmrm6h0cva9r8zqa2xtc8xah2vvf63uhsvvkkzx4yqkw0p7w&#39;&gt;nevent1q…0p7w&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;weird looking seagull
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    <updated>2025-07-17T14:58:48Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;m pretty convinced they just respawn somewhere else in the ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0muu8l7kqc9p97dwvznunul9xzxf0cw0wlk89avppxpfqms227dczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6ka5rf2" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsq86pgfhpf4xctl8txp5hgcktf5826l57t9nfem7aqk8f9z408vaqjgs698&#39;&gt;nevent1q…s698&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;m pretty convinced they just respawn somewhere else in the house
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    <updated>2025-07-17T14:58:09Z</updated>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9h7unyhmmnc76wkksuv7e25h4zk5kaq0ral7wrkm6syn7zc08edqzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6k3staj</id>
    
      <title type="html">It&amp;#39;s just a tad too close to &amp;#34;malevolent&amp;#34; lol</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqstuypmxn85xkd20jkchp0nlsfnssyhenr7gx9qtg3lnvj309jm5wcx6vdg2&#39;&gt;nevent1q…vdg2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It&amp;#39;s just a tad too close to &amp;#34;malevolent&amp;#34; lol
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    <updated>2025-07-04T14:00:20Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">we have already seen him disregard the constitution and any other ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8ataqlj7ujhlqxztdfrjhttxdf6g5wan0syj77g2ptdcc0np8hqqzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6l76zkt" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsp4ru04946uprwz9ptp25chkg67r9py5gjw2pry8c3dyhd4062ncgun60rw&#39;&gt;nevent1q…60rw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;we have already seen him disregard the constitution and any other rules he thinks shouldn&amp;#39;t apply to him. Either way, a lot can happen in 60 days
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    <updated>2025-06-22T02:47:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Cute! The tops look like little loaves of fresh baked bread 🤩</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfms58fx0ntqvyfrg5jtp6xuz8vy62kgmgfga9cr6p94pe8gz79lszyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6nfmsq6" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrf3ajc9gnsjrtrmemnsy55ssqlec36erpusxqa3nk8w0emxee0hs2wl78g&#39;&gt;nevent1q…l78g&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Cute! The tops look like little loaves of fresh baked bread 🤩
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    <updated>2025-06-12T18:35:25Z</updated>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd30a9t922saagnnfcsrunkalyhv9cpmt9nh3c7jgscgajwgtna2gzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6ephuzx</id>
    
      <title type="html">looks like they came through okay from this side of the internet ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd30a9t922saagnnfcsrunkalyhv9cpmt9nh3c7jgscgajwgtna2gzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6ephuzx" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqszhwfrdgnmhq3t696z3qw6lrjln020k8wem5v73lxk284gyptg78s9fphg9&#39;&gt;nevent1q…phg9&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;looks like they came through okay from this side of the internet 😂 beautiful!
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    <updated>2025-05-17T02:30:05Z</updated>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2zuakqr63kkpz4dmmns8xtmh6qy0tlky82y3zyf8hfnjkwl946tszyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6eg2n2p</id>
    
      <title type="html">I tried! 😭 Micro and the other type - it all died somehow 😂 ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2zuakqr63kkpz4dmmns8xtmh6qy0tlky82y3zyf8hfnjkwl946tszyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6eg2n2p" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2x3wr4umuxs3thvv2nc2ee0e27pfa04n7pp55duyscjf322ur5ds2vww6m&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ww6m&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I tried! 😭 Micro and the other type - it all died somehow 😂 our back yard is cursed or something but I know I&amp;#39;ve seen dandelions pop up and grow!
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    <updated>2025-04-28T17:21:40Z</updated>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvelclnjxtugtw2c6v2fptqpzdwq7qnh5ps4nykvykldu0yx0da6qzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6ckqn5z</id>
    
      <title type="html">How crazy would I be to actively see dandelion in my back yard. ...</title>
    
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      How crazy would I be to actively see dandelion in my back yard. Heavily. It refuses to grow grass or even sod so I kinda wanna embrace chaos and see what happens
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    <updated>2025-04-28T16:44:45Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Sometimes a leaf falls off my jade and it just... makes a whole ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs84ekvkqqdfsy7jl5l39vtw26sx58fkuyxvylxa0szw7yud707muczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6kz0nmv" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvy2c338fkl3ufmmqen750r35a3y0xsr9wjcxux7jhmmqernx2fgsckxzk0&#39;&gt;nevent1q…xzk0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sometimes a leaf falls off my jade and it just... makes a whole new plant 🤨 nature is hella cool
    </content>
    <updated>2025-03-19T21:33:44Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf2hjrz9m7ffqx40kwq7ut5wvetxpe60y24rmmwyvnl4gcj6jm5eczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6ka75ts</id>
    
      <title type="html">I had to mute someone last time I saw them talk about ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf2hjrz9m7ffqx40kwq7ut5wvetxpe60y24rmmwyvnl4gcj6jm5eczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6ka75ts" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8arcmqv3l3fr3dz2msf9k62v9ahx0cda35mnp6sekyz30k475cvch2qnye&#39;&gt;nevent1q…qnye&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I had to mute someone last time I saw them talk about &amp;#34;checking out some websites&amp;#34; instead of engaging in non-linear, user-directed traversal of hyperlinked digital resources via a packet-switched, globally distributed network using a client-server model, wherein a user-agent retrieves, interprets, and renders hypertext markup language documents and augmenting them with asynchronous data requests, scripting languages, and multimedia content... Don&amp;#39;t they know how any of this shit works?! 😂
    </content>
    <updated>2025-02-28T01:09:38Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0lkeah7k2rpwxnyqcfdlcvn6gcqw6xk6vnrza3xt8n64c9uglnaczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm60gh8qm</id>
    
      <title type="html">I would rather post on a platform with even just 1 other user as ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0lkeah7k2rpwxnyqcfdlcvn6gcqw6xk6vnrza3xt8n64c9uglnaczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm60gh8qm" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsr9hkj4nvpezu3a7wsksv08tq2e3ue9txal4cskmemzlzpe4g6x7ggudgnt&#39;&gt;nevent1q…dgnt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I would rather post on a platform with even just 1 other user as long as it meant I&amp;#39;m not on the platform run by insane billionaires. I don&amp;#39;t think I&amp;#39;m missing out on much if others aren&amp;#39;t aligned with that thought.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-02-27T18:42:21Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrfpuqkv3s9nuy53u7ygg3307xncy6t8an3xhlgsxm23uz9nhjy9czyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6pujgm6</id>
    
      <title type="html">Solid advice. If you invest using TFSA there is no tax on capital ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrfpuqkv3s9nuy53u7ygg3307xncy6t8an3xhlgsxm23uz9nhjy9czyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6pujgm6" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqszyjta8mn7ssy2zgmvgavtftcgpccj7le87836qavpjj8rv5djrmca97j2y&#39;&gt;nevent1q…7j2y&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Solid advice. If you invest using TFSA there is no tax on capital gains! I believe the gains also side step your deposit limit? So if you were to max out your TFSA, the gains magically push it above that limit. I could be off on that but I do know EFTs are great and I&amp;#39;m up 12% overall across 3 different ones (with a bit of their portfolios overlapping but not too much). Apps make it so easy. Wealth Simple just grabs cash once a month and I pick an NFT when I notice the email 😂
    </content>
    <updated>2025-01-27T16:23:56Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8s5tzl6efzsdad0engpmw8rumzmtqf2l7tpkkws8u2d3lud4devqzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6pmql57</id>
    
      <title type="html">super messed up stuff. its a shame it tarnishes everything hes ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8s5tzl6efzsdad0engpmw8rumzmtqf2l7tpkkws8u2d3lud4devqzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6pmql57" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqgktftwsfsr67n2ls7wursdyykj2rqzw2w7s4akds0gs29ah7eqsxt3vw2&#39;&gt;nevent1q…3vw2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;super messed up stuff. its a shame it tarnishes everything hes written. and here, its a shame he is one of the more famous people on mastodon. already lost a couple thousand followers though.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-01-13T16:27:06Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvufj4md7dghvqvhk399jep4ty2tvz336gya7gme3mqr98tm3kygqzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm68g6287</id>
    
      <title type="html">level 3 really kicked your ass. You should complain to the dev ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvufj4md7dghvqvhk399jep4ty2tvz336gya7gme3mqr98tm3kygqzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm68g6287" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqh5tndd96juf3a977tje0ca770xk8fd79n6z6l2ugp483gfrml9sve0c4d&#39;&gt;nevent1q…0c4d&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;level 3 really kicked your ass. You should complain to the dev 😂
    </content>
    <updated>2025-01-04T03:33:33Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs27u7rc46gx40rgnfz7k6u08yd7345r0c3rpgzx5ljrwqlngdx3sqzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6mx7007</id>
    
      <title type="html">What?! That&amp;#39;s a crazy good score. Mine is low 800s and its ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs27u7rc46gx40rgnfz7k6u08yd7345r0c3rpgzx5ljrwqlngdx3sqzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6mx7007" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2gzzmrzx5ew49ayqx6vcna3fe3hj836gfeqxekyfewj2pye0yu7sd7n7kv&#39;&gt;nevent1q…n7kv&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;What?! That&amp;#39;s a crazy good score. Mine is low 800s and its &amp;#34;higher than 66% of people on file&amp;#34; so uhh wtf are they expecting? 😂
    </content>
    <updated>2024-12-18T16:05:27Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqepl7grxmc6jdlrhftvr9cvjtwyp8kwnel5wyzsj5lekv8q7wjsczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6tddav3</id>
    
      <title type="html">we gave up on Netflix buffering constantly</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqepl7grxmc6jdlrhftvr9cvjtwyp8kwnel5wyzsj5lekv8q7wjsczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6tddav3" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8elxrw7qxtmxus2tf0vuwqhntzx9n6jqyd8cusnplweum53hcr3sy66gnx&#39;&gt;nevent1q…6gnx&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;we gave up on Netflix buffering constantly
    </content>
    <updated>2024-11-16T04:38:18Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstvsdncfpr73m2e45ma6dvds5jqkn7t5xu7grymjzw7xuphmvwspczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6e4dzd2</id>
    
      <title type="html">YES! Honestly printers that work perfectly good have rollers that ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstvsdncfpr73m2e45ma6dvds5jqkn7t5xu7grymjzw7xuphmvwspczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6e4dzd2" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs98tgfdjezk73cgpd0rrgn4te32xl79amgr8qkyclk78cvuszyu4q8dk6cu&#39;&gt;nevent1q…k6cu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;YES! Honestly printers that work perfectly good have rollers that start to slip if they are dirty or dried out and I would love to be able to just replace that one part so paper gets pulled through the printer the way it was intended!! Moving parts will always need service and it&amp;#39;s sad most printers are cheaper to throw away.
    </content>
    <updated>2024-11-14T18:35:15Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0ktlvazf0xcx0m5mkmrpdru925dv9tl4qxhvmw35jkrn4vxjkvjczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6f0w7eu</id>
    
      <title type="html">Holy shit, so instead of identifying when something was *actually ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0ktlvazf0xcx0m5mkmrpdru925dv9tl4qxhvmw35jkrn4vxjkvjczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6f0w7eu" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdrwmvufu3wgzkdzylf4jru52928hdyvj7mvyztjftcmz3wa2mz5g0gcgr0&#39;&gt;nevent1q…cgr0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Holy shit, so instead of identifying when something was *actually really bad* they just show support by doing the same thing? This guy going to grab someone by the pussy or commit many, many felonies too? Yikes! 😭 Also, 1/10 even as a Halloween costume.
    </content>
    <updated>2024-10-31T16:05:13Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq2m3scfw5zawdgqzmpz0dzf3lz2ep8ws67n2c32vlp4xxunhu6tczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6s6dsjm</id>
    
      <title type="html">Even funnier, you should check at the front desk if they have ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq2m3scfw5zawdgqzmpz0dzf3lz2ep8ws67n2c32vlp4xxunhu6tczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6s6dsjm" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrp7khmnmvhfrh9qspn7z9ffcsyj784fesyduy4u6wfkxk5zy66hsc2eatf&#39;&gt;nevent1q…eatf&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Even funnier, you should check at the front desk if they have business cards and use one of those 😂
    </content>
    <updated>2024-10-15T19:11:28Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqst2eu6ywfne2zdvhrq25a2lmrwj4ghtnzfyhv2sg3t75wsje7fxpqzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6yhn7y7</id>
    
      <title type="html">Cards Against Humanity is doing some funny stuff and as a ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqst2eu6ywfne2zdvhrq25a2lmrwj4ghtnzfyhv2sg3t75wsje7fxpqzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6yhn7y7" />
    <content type="html">
      Cards Against Humanity is doing some funny stuff and as a Canadian all I can do is use #DonaldTrumpIsAHumanToilet and point Americans to &lt;a href=&#34;https://apologize.lol&#34;&gt;https://apologize.lol&lt;/a&gt; 😂
    </content>
    <updated>2024-10-09T19:33:31Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs29wpu3a9tz7xqhhdn3m6zhsz2qasfkvss2fzwvsnjpqttmnh4drszyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6fre7wa</id>
    
      <title type="html">my first MX mouse was the &amp;#34;revolution&amp;#34; and I loved the ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs29wpu3a9tz7xqhhdn3m6zhsz2qasfkvss2fzwvsnjpqttmnh4drszyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6fre7wa" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqszywmww7xcs2gytd9fvlgddw45u4umwavxwx90zh7h44s42d6e0tcn0pj5x&#39;&gt;nevent1q…pj5x&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;my first MX mouse was the &amp;#34;revolution&amp;#34; and I loved the crap out of that mouse. Yeeeeaaars later it started involuntarily double clicking as so many buttons eventually do. I got another MX that barely lasted a year and I was so sad. I had a tough few years of mice burning through a Corsair and finally settling on a Razor optical button mouse. So far so good but I do like the look of that one!!
    </content>
    <updated>2024-10-02T02:11:12Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfsuetlzan6gf3up08pq4frknd89wq89fzt238dl3ycg87m0rwjeszyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6aecsra</id>
    
      <title type="html">that describes a person who has made their mind up about AI but ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfsuetlzan6gf3up08pq4frknd89wq89fzt238dl3ycg87m0rwjeszyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6aecsra" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvtk7nsmuvprgkesfvetqkzy6qwannkkpyynnta0af84qdp5cm4egns4eky&#39;&gt;nevent1q…4eky&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;that describes a person who has made their mind up about AI but wants to actively seek out and engage in anti-AI conversation. It would be like if I decided I really don&amp;#39;t like tea. How can I go to tea parties to talk about my views on tea, without being exposed to any tea. Maybe I should just seperate myself from tea since some people really like tea and I clearly despise it?
    </content>
    <updated>2024-09-20T17:05:10Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfxdn8uwrna36h0uzspez63uerwxjg3ex5n2dg0v02rqm2st3n60qzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6mmy3x9</id>
    
      <title type="html">we&amp;#39;re living in a time where it couldn&amp;#39;t be easier to not ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfxdn8uwrna36h0uzspez63uerwxjg3ex5n2dg0v02rqm2st3n60qzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6mmy3x9" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsq4ujcfl4px648zg8z62jy2p3jcuftr6dkqu65qpmh637427gy5gq0cny7u&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ny7u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;we&amp;#39;re living in a time where it couldn&amp;#39;t be easier to not see things you don&amp;#39;t want to see 😂 some people like to be problematic instead of cultivating a social media they enjoy using and interacting with. It baffles the mins 😩
    </content>
    <updated>2024-09-20T16:57:46Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyexrhhn7tupf6ljm2xl4x9q0y4ms8ck5kv7q82vhmwzf8w5dulwgzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6uz4kxr</id>
    
      <title type="html">I would like to think this is sorta a &amp;#34;if a tree falls in a ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyexrhhn7tupf6ljm2xl4x9q0y4ms8ck5kv7q82vhmwzf8w5dulwgzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6uz4kxr" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdx92t4vjx26m979a6dpez975krafvpk59lsyrdy7y4y5u7l7y5nsy06zpt&#39;&gt;nevent1q…6zpt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I would like to think this is sorta a &amp;#34;if a tree falls in a forest&amp;#34; kinda thing or maybe just a relay not doing a good job. If you have a follower from that instance it absolutely should not happen...
    </content>
    <updated>2024-09-18T19:34:16Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfhgffwql9hng6rnldapzx0u8txpgqte06rrwwvyz5zsmv3hd25kszyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6wgdp54</id>
    
      <title type="html">Fredy the fedi bear says: &amp;#34;only you can prevent public ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfhgffwql9hng6rnldapzx0u8txpgqte06rrwwvyz5zsmv3hd25kszyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6wgdp54" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxnw03p4khhdax92536un8aku5ydluqwvgfsn674p9uuwhwdtvtqcpanuna&#39;&gt;nevent1q…nuna&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Fredy the fedi bear says: &amp;#34;only you can prevent public posts!&amp;#34;
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    <updated>2024-09-11T15:31:03Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdfe9z8gehgka29x2xkuw3vn2qg0rl9lgj0t8zt3fuxjw6ces7chczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6t09ljs</id>
    
      <title type="html">Hope it goes well! 👍</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdfe9z8gehgka29x2xkuw3vn2qg0rl9lgj0t8zt3fuxjw6ces7chczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6t09ljs" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsyz5a2jex86dfw4cusam2udscnguf9ynvgwq875dsq8272f4n60ngeugx2v&#39;&gt;nevent1q…gx2v&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Hope it goes well! 👍
    </content>
    <updated>2024-09-06T13:37:58Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8ldznszpsm9y40kdzy2la23mqkkem624gx67q67423f625x78xaszyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm69al7g8</id>
    
      <title type="html">the horse was drawn and provided by corporate 😂</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8ldznszpsm9y40kdzy2la23mqkkem624gx67q67423f625x78xaszyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm69al7g8" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2vsnjrck0e8mfju7ve4k3x7653mxe7vn3y2rppkz3rg0cdjfr7jgxkxkrn&#39;&gt;nevent1q…xkrn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;the horse was drawn and provided by corporate 😂
    </content>
    <updated>2024-09-04T22:09:30Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszf3y9063zkd0383uqg0mwacyejs38scppdjta8jxchxa5vmd76lgzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm68ym32g</id>
    
      <title type="html">yeah i actually did try to welcome them and they asked if they ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszf3y9063zkd0383uqg0mwacyejs38scppdjta8jxchxa5vmd76lgzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm68ym32g" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2fsp4g9eu3em00ce7retsldleefm6cwgsj4uhl4ewy2g2eqfxhngnmftdr&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ftdr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;yeah i actually did try to welcome them and they asked if they could DM and i was like uhh like why bruh lol seemed kinda sketch idk but ya otherwise same.
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    <updated>2024-08-29T18:17:31Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg9c3twttaes67g7qz92ssjadg8e06xtksg3z9pf72a6kjwt08gnczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6plp04l</id>
    
      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;ve had some weird follows lately. Like people with me as ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg9c3twttaes67g7qz92ssjadg8e06xtksg3z9pf72a6kjwt08gnczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6plp04l" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdc2fpy3azew0p5z72salak843dtfx6rhyj5ddzw72z9xpvp73lpqgn35qm&#39;&gt;nevent1q…35qm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;ve had some weird follows lately. Like people with me as their only follow, zero post accounts, or both lol
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    <updated>2024-08-29T18:04:57Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0ka6267tcyjn964kj3dkt8kfg4wpat9rzznep2gsv826m5hgyq7szyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6vkwwmw</id>
    
      <title type="html">oh that&amp;#39;s huge</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0ka6267tcyjn964kj3dkt8kfg4wpat9rzznep2gsv826m5hgyq7szyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6vkwwmw" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsy804w7hypjt4fu78jj3l06zpxu83vtj5z7fvwxgwtqt3refasdmqr75uy7&#39;&gt;nevent1q…5uy7&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;oh that&amp;#39;s huge
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    <updated>2024-08-28T20:35:42Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyzkyezlnxwfkrwf70krp2mag527eqr9xfxzyyfnnpg6upk02l0ygzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm69hnfc5</id>
    
      <title type="html">LMAO yeah like don&amp;#39;t post a rhetorical question just to then ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyzkyezlnxwfkrwf70krp2mag527eqr9xfxzyyfnnpg6upk02l0ygzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm69hnfc5" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrr4d68fnxldqvmc039r4pzhq9dlgz5jc3fth324enkgdvg0kcsgq0pmg0z&#39;&gt;nevent1q…mg0z&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;LMAO yeah like don&amp;#39;t post a rhetorical question just to then fight off post engagement😂
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    <updated>2024-08-28T16:07:24Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8tdpkgema8tedrgun8vjtn2md5u23jzfyslc6ednrtf7yypp5jnczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6r77guj</id>
    
      <title type="html">Maybe because something like this: ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8tdpkgema8tedrgun8vjtn2md5u23jzfyslc6ednrtf7yypp5jnczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6r77guj" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvvc76phdup4ga7ntjq8a5l5x5w7lwfxfdk00v2ts6e5643t3wwcq3afv4d&#39;&gt;nevent1q…fv4d&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Maybe because something like this: &lt;a href=&#34;https://poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/mad/&#34;&gt;https://poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/mad/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I reference this comic so much it hurts
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    <updated>2024-08-28T16:01:50Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2m7q20d880cyx79dh9h6fhfw2rn2asc0rsrw5n87989xq9he3c5gzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6xannll</id>
    
      <title type="html">that&amp;#39;s funny I missed this when you originally posted it but ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2m7q20d880cyx79dh9h6fhfw2rn2asc0rsrw5n87989xq9he3c5gzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6xannll" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs97d4m84f59alp8pstcs8jhzzds686r0c0umh3awglej3mn290xfsgw5h4l&#39;&gt;nevent1q…5h4l&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;that&amp;#39;s funny I missed this when you originally posted it but I see his reels ALL the time on instagram too and I finally followed him on Twitch. I thought I would look for him on fedi and that brought me to your post 😂
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    <updated>2024-08-27T19:23:02Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2n2y82u3kspkhvu4cud8tas08wdapew6re2m7vkqu6c0uxdj53uqzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm69glpxx</id>
    
      <title type="html">oh hell ya I love me some god damn cumulonimbuses</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2n2y82u3kspkhvu4cud8tas08wdapew6re2m7vkqu6c0uxdj53uqzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm69glpxx" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs25jjay0ax9d78h4dnexqzujpkmu4d8nnukket5ecwp9c9dkm07jcgg3htq&#39;&gt;nevent1q…3htq&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;oh hell ya I love me some god damn cumulonimbuses
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    <updated>2024-08-14T18:54:08Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsylahwvg962q9qpt6j54hp8x9p959jmvgklhmux5vwr3zwzpkkk6czyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6unq6ql</id>
    
      <title type="html">Your wish is my cmd C:&amp;gt; The Mouse Trap (2024) ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsylahwvg962q9qpt6j54hp8x9p959jmvgklhmux5vwr3zwzpkkk6czyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6unq6ql" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs02w42mz6agwftu7czvzlrh32p7qan9n5ttyjp5vn9d2unx07zjvcm3sg9m&#39;&gt;nevent1q…sg9m&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Your wish is my cmd&lt;br/&gt;C:&amp;gt; The Mouse Trap (2024)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.imdb.com/title/tt30743549&#34;&gt;https://www.imdb.com/title/tt30743549&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2024-08-07T23:32:21Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz6twdt90fsgy25m4wmgc0hz4nschpjudryzl67f6737rcfcxkkqczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm69m8w8f</id>
    
      <title type="html">There is a Mickey mouse horror film now because... Well, they ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz6twdt90fsgy25m4wmgc0hz4nschpjudryzl67f6737rcfcxkkqczyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm69m8w8f" />
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      There is a Mickey mouse horror film now because... Well, they legally can now 🤷
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    <updated>2024-08-07T23:27:14Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq7xftrh9c6k35fsqm7ejc2h208a7mf8pwt035yckc3865kte2tmqzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6pk0zjk</id>
    
      <title type="html">Probably true true true. Maybe that&amp;#39;s the angle. I go into it ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq7xftrh9c6k35fsqm7ejc2h208a7mf8pwt035yckc3865kte2tmqzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6pk0zjk" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9x4lrvlf2s23k50p2jnsxx0vj9mzyqzee9wu08l6um67339tupls2h2g89&#39;&gt;nevent1q…2g89&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Probably true true true. Maybe that&amp;#39;s the angle. I go into it knowing it will be dog shit but just make fun of it as a failed pathetic attempt to be even half as good as the BL games 😂 idk
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    <updated>2024-08-07T20:25:10Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqst0wemzn902g7698cu2438xc69663885kp5ekuypnwscmz6cv3u8szyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6rzw82v</id>
    
      <title type="html">Hmm see I too have a deep love for BL but I do want to watch it. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqst0wemzn902g7698cu2438xc69663885kp5ekuypnwscmz6cv3u8szyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6rzw82v" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs0k942xnmr3nxq2yv2vv3j0xxrt7sch0k608gu5faa6wjhj6hc28ghcjnv2&#39;&gt;nevent1q…jnv2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Hmm see I too have a deep love for BL but I do want to watch it.&lt;br/&gt;Maybe what I&amp;#39;ll do is rewire my brain to just pretend its a totally unrelated movie. Like &amp;#34;Any actual names or likenesses of borderlands characters are used in a fictitious and parodic manner&amp;#34; will just replay in my head the whole movie
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    <updated>2024-08-07T20:17:29Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstlmhrwaqmj0c29p3l6z92gg39ag2kqm7z97u88hnqtrr0u7vwn0qzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm62dxy5e</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqstlmhrwaqmj0c29p3l6z92gg39ag2kqm7z97u88hnqtrr0u7vwn0qzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm62dxy5e</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstlmhrwaqmj0c29p3l6z92gg39ag2kqm7z97u88hnqtrr0u7vwn0qzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm62dxy5e" />
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      You are currently feeling:
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    <updated>2024-06-20T15:32:42Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsddchqfcm9zh40pnnhwq2jd42vs2m5jz2sff22eshdle3h2uqtkmqzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6p65jch</id>
    
      <title type="html">yeah I only keep 30 days media retention. If I want to see an ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsddchqfcm9zh40pnnhwq2jd42vs2m5jz2sff22eshdle3h2uqtkmqzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6p65jch" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvm74erm0k38q4zzn2g4e7euspxfz75w7u8y6y6hq6x5vwnkjetcq7v60gm&#39;&gt;nevent1q…60gm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;yeah I only keep 30 days media retention. If I want to see an image or video beyond that I&amp;#39;ll just go to the remote instance 😂 it&amp;#39;s so much data &lt;br/&gt;Today I cleared out about 200k posts though. Freed up ~5gb of database after doing a VACUUM. Probably not worth the effort but it was a fun experiment
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    <updated>2024-05-23T01:54:41Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqyz5zcv5fx4xp44f8yehv3gnpy0jdkmg378jjaq70859l9g5rtsgzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6qyyvz9</id>
    
      <title type="html">I wish there were better tools for cleaning remote data. Inactive ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqyz5zcv5fx4xp44f8yehv3gnpy0jdkmg378jjaq70859l9g5rtsgzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6qyyvz9" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsv8q4s9xdvldl9ljjt4espncmjl59en7t4x3shvqta8puhuthvfecxr7s33&#39;&gt;nevent1q…7s33&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I wish there were better tools for cleaning remote data. Inactive remote accounts. Instances where there are no follow[s|ers]. Instances with dead DNS entries, expired SSL certs, 5xx errors... I did a HUGE purge today and it was hard to know what I should delete without accidentally nuking the needles amongst the haystacks - so to speak...
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    <updated>2024-05-23T00:20:23Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2nvzcsjv7pljgqscgvedk4e3wwhprx27s8hmlx7e0j2kac25cgfgzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6ayx8ut</id>
    
      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;ve been guilty of the same thing. MySQL error? Fuck it add ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2nvzcsjv7pljgqscgvedk4e3wwhprx27s8hmlx7e0j2kac25cgfgzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6ayx8ut" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs22650t4p7zpts4rzmp5ekugtsx2dyszh98qmhfc8htcv4qq65z6g6dafr0&#39;&gt;nevent1q…afr0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;ve been guilty of the same thing. MySQL error? Fuck it add zeros to every limit I see in the config.... As a random recent example 😂 it&amp;#39;s somewhat part of my &amp;#34;destructive debugging&amp;#34; process. The next step involves deleting large portions of code or files to see if I get a new error. Same error means I&amp;#39;m looking in the wrong place. New error means I&amp;#39;m getting closer 💪 hahaha
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    <updated>2024-05-21T22:14:57Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdfd4p0vg2t4mczpfqwdkscpftdhs6grjuqqwc4v353ma382dvu5szyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6l3trzx</id>
    
      <title type="html">a quick google tells me: it&amp;#39;s not easy! 🎉 Lmao but ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdfd4p0vg2t4mczpfqwdkscpftdhs6grjuqqwc4v353ma382dvu5szyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6l3trzx" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsw25h3xp4hk9hkufvmnz230h7nuz6r6r8aluu9f3el5t88ny530ygnxea8c&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ea8c&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;a quick google tells me: it&amp;#39;s not easy! 🎉 Lmao but apparently the media_attachment.rb has what you are looking for 🤔 then service restarts. Good luck! Very annoying issue to have for sure
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    <updated>2024-05-21T22:00:44Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0tg58lxrljzpxjxnuf8nzjxu8kg053dmdxpalzxgj9cjum37w2yqzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6emt3ad</id>
    
      <title type="html">the worst part is if I&amp;#39;m counting right I think it&amp;#39;s only ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0tg58lxrljzpxjxnuf8nzjxu8kg053dmdxpalzxgj9cjum37w2yqzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6emt3ad" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9x8gz6hq42987qnjetjz0g60qp2fv6mkggqp0wpngfzg76gx05zc7w58ep&#39;&gt;nevent1q…58ep&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;the worst part is if I&amp;#39;m counting right I think it&amp;#39;s only 1 digit too high. Max int size in js is 9007199254740991 😂
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    <updated>2024-05-21T21:53:47Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8zyxhdlyga3uh26kpj8z4x3l4mwgfarq46v0xh6ekuc4jnclnxrgzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6fnkjvf</id>
    
      <title type="html">Yes, hello. I would like to formally coin the phrase: ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8zyxhdlyga3uh26kpj8z4x3l4mwgfarq46v0xh6ekuc4jnclnxrgzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6fnkjvf" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqcw4ng9z8sw7qr7aqgjft4mklmj6g9ue5e9mztkd0tnjssr95zcgstp9lg&#39;&gt;nevent1q…p9lg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Yes, hello. I would like to formally coin the phrase: &amp;#34;Getting FediDoSed.&amp;#34; and subsequently &amp;#34;FediDoSing that instance.&amp;#34; Thanks.
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    <updated>2024-05-21T19:49:40Z</updated>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqcw4ng9z8sw7qr7aqgjft4mklmj6g9ue5e9mztkd0tnjssr95zcgzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6rhmnzv</id>
    
      <title type="html">LOL when a user with thousands of followers boosts a toot from a ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqcw4ng9z8sw7qr7aqgjft4mklmj6g9ue5e9mztkd0tnjssr95zcgzyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6rhmnzv" />
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      LOL when a user with thousands of followers boosts a toot from a small instance and you can just see it crawl to a halt 😬 oops!
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    <updated>2024-05-21T19:45:37Z</updated>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs85396jrzewjnxl3w3w2m2vy6t3q6w7mmctp5atcn8fyz32s3365czyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6w38uua</id>
    
      <title type="html">oh no... At very least this is going to &amp;#34;Streisand ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs85396jrzewjnxl3w3w2m2vy6t3q6w7mmctp5atcn8fyz32s3365czyrynfpnetm2dkvwf4cxgnfvt87avse9ckftse3p8yg53t93n7ppm6w38uua" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsfs3w3mwwnclflj4e3375gtvlqchchjksk0sdxy4thstd7n2w00pqllvwau&#39;&gt;nevent1q…vwau&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;oh no... At very least this is going to &amp;#34;Streisand Effect&amp;#34; the show. What a idiot 😂
    </content>
    <updated>2024-05-01T21:14:43Z</updated>
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