Nostr notes by wuffbold!!

we need to dissect the brains of people who are like "i ...

2026-01-20T04:49:30Z

we need to dissect the brains of people who are like "i can't leave twitter because then im letting them win" uh no you can actually just delete your account on the website for pedophiles. i would in fact suggest you delete your account on the pedophile website

my boss just going around handing out hundreds of ...

2025-12-30T20:11:04Z

my boss just going around handing out hundreds of "expired" 2032 batteries and saying there's a five gallon pail full of them

what sort of cursed things could i do with hundreds of volts worth of coin cells

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2025-12-27T19:34:31Z

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2025-12-14T02:50:56Z

my "we are not enron" shirt is getting a lot of questions ...

2025-11-24T19:55:56Z

my "we are not enron" shirt is getting a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked claude" well i asked ...

2025-11-04T22:01:25Z

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked claude" well i asked my cat and he bit me so

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2025-08-08T17:49:44Z

lmao

lmfao "what do you mean the companies that constantly lose ...

2025-07-29T21:07:29Z

lmfao "what do you mean the companies that constantly lose money are suddenly asking for money??? this is so unfair and there's no way i could have known this was coming. btw im extremely smart and society should be structured around what i think"

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2025-07-25T03:18:23Z

https://mamdanitimes.com/ this is funny as hell ...

2025-07-09T04:14:08Z

https://mamdanitimes.com/ this is funny as hell

did you accidentally manifest this ...

2025-04-13T17:13:22Z

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did you accidentally manifest this

imagine blowing the whistle on the dumbest shit imaginable. who ...

2025-04-09T23:43:36Z

imagine blowing the whistle on the dumbest shit imaginable. who fucking gives a shit

lmao the goats are back

2025-03-21T05:09:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…pnng
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lmao the goats are back

well if it was it didn't work

2025-03-21T05:07:38Z

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well if it was it didn't work

is this an insanely elaborate plot to make sure mark doesn't ...

2025-03-21T05:06:13Z

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is this an insanely elaborate plot to make sure mark doesn't go anywhere

WHA

2025-03-21T05:04:39Z

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WHA

FUCKING SEVERED FLOOR MARCHING BAND?????

2025-03-21T05:04:21Z

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FUCKING SEVERED FLOOR MARCHING BAND?????

milchick getting negged by a shitty animatronic was not what i ...

2025-03-21T05:03:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…t5ca
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milchick getting negged by a shitty animatronic was not what i saw coming

what is even happening

2025-03-21T05:01:57Z

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what is even happening

oh my fucking god

2025-03-21T05:01:09Z

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oh my fucking god

the exalted victory of cold harbor

2025-03-21T04:50:54Z

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the exalted victory of cold harbor

so like. but mark's innie already fucked. isn't the whole ...

2025-03-21T04:50:11Z

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so like. but mark's innie already fucked. isn't the whole thing about the waffle party that the innies are allowed to fuck when they normally never can

the fucking waffle

2025-03-21T04:49:15Z

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the fucking waffle

oh my god

2025-03-21T04:46:03Z

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oh my god

tomorrow will be your final day at lumon. you've served your ...

2025-03-21T04:44:51Z

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tomorrow will be your final day at lumon. you've served your purpose. so has she

tempers real

2025-03-21T04:43:42Z

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tempers real

fucking tempers lmao

2025-03-21T04:43:34Z

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fucking tempers lmao

can't you just trust me!? no

2025-03-21T04:41:32Z

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can't you just trust me!?

no

this method of conversation is incredible lmao

2025-03-21T04:37:33Z

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this method of conversation is incredible lmao

if lumon ends, then what happens to every innie on the severed ...

2025-03-21T04:30:39Z

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if lumon ends, then what happens to every innie on the severed floor?

you want me to give my life, the lives of everyone down there? for one person *you* happen to care about?

you and your family created hell and you're going to burn in ...

2025-03-21T04:28:29Z

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you and your family created hell and you're going to burn in it!

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2025-03-21T04:24:01Z

ok severance time!!!!!

shot / chaser ...

2025-03-17T23:50:16Z

shot / chaser

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2024-12-30T23:50:36Z

oops! i drank an energy drink and now i want to take a nap

switching from microsoft to google stuff is going great and ...

2024-12-20T01:35:16Z

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switching from microsoft to google stuff is going great and everyone loves it (everyone hates it)

lol tried adding work stuff to my new phone and it's ...

2024-12-20T01:34:11Z

lol tried adding work stuff to my new phone and it's currently broken and stuck and i can't even delete the work account and try re-adding it, cool

"[Investigators] are checking every dispute or contested ...

2024-12-05T21:33:53Z

"[Investigators] are checking every dispute or contested denial of service brought against the company, as well as running down every threat made against the UnitedHealthcare CEO."

lol, lmao

im shivering lol it's so cold

2024-12-04T04:25:07Z

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im shivering lol it's so cold

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2024-12-04T04:24:55Z

hoo boy jeez it is WINDY

PLEASE put a drunkard fox news host as secretary of defense it ...

2024-12-04T01:06:22Z

PLEASE put a drunkard fox news host as secretary of defense it would be so fucking funny

so i see people are saying "the usa military is epic ...

2024-11-25T19:33:57Z

so i see people are saying "the usa military is epic actually" all of a sudden because trump said he wants to kick trans people out of the military and because musk thinks f-35's are bad, or something

realizing that today was a very not ideal day to decide to go to ...

2024-11-23T18:50:14Z

realizing that today was a very not ideal day to decide to go to costco. will probably just get my covid shot and not bother trying to get anything lmao

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2024-11-14T20:33:30Z

LMFAO

i don't think babies are recyclable??? ...

2024-10-23T16:35:07Z

i don't think babies are recyclable???

hey so they don't want you to know this but if you throw an ...

2024-10-20T03:10:25Z

hey so they don't want you to know this but if you throw an uncrustable from frozen into an air fryer at like 300f for 6 mins or so it's epic

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2024-10-06T04:21:15Z

im puppy

lol google maps having a flag on a business as "identifies as ...

2024-09-22T18:16:58Z

lol google maps having a flag on a business as "identifies as woman owned" i don't think a building is capable of self-identification but ok

sometimes i think about "chat is a new fourth person ...

2024-09-15T02:04:28Z

sometimes i think about "chat is a new fourth person pronoun" and laugh. the language understanders have logged on

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2024-08-30T17:29:15Z

ive been at work for like two hours and i would like to go home ...

2024-08-05T20:33:25Z

ive been at work for like two hours and i would like to go home now

steam trains look like some kind of eldrich horror has been ...

2024-08-02T06:40:20Z

steam trains look like some kind of eldrich horror has been released when they explode lol

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2024-06-08T18:20:49Z

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2024-05-19T20:26:00Z

lmao tesla fired another 600 employees in california. holy shit