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  <title>Nostr notes by Edwin</title>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvlnj77jchyudtdhu3fu5aswd2velln4yl85uyvckntl56krjye3szyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2jufm88</id>
    
      <title type="html">I don’t think this is where the expiration date is supposed to ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvlnj77jchyudtdhu3fu5aswd2velln4yl85uyvckntl56krjye3szyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2jufm88" />
    <content type="html">
      I don’t think this is where the expiration date is supposed to go.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/117/054/908/219/823/427/original/6c1d9c8511fa65aa.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-08-07T15:22:36Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr2lz466g37fwxtg8qagrmemwe3nd2y27z5r9fgxh0pl0xdz8m35gzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2ygdkxd</id>
    
      <title type="html">De Knaller dinsdag 4 augustus 2026 The Police - Can&amp;#39;t Stand ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr2lz466g37fwxtg8qagrmemwe3nd2y27z5r9fgxh0pl0xdz8m35gzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2ygdkxd" />
    <content type="html">
      De Knaller dinsdag 4 augustus 2026&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The Police - Can&amp;#39;t Stand Losing You (Official Music Video)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH0vjLwMyc4&#34;&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH0vjLwMyc4&lt;/a&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-08-04T07:14:23Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs22d3x07tx3upwk63x6t20asnnrrca4acsnz5m4aj8ghzykq8s0egzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u29rzglr</id>
    
      <title type="html">@nprofile…s9h4 van Gogh lives!</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs22d3x07tx3upwk63x6t20asnnrrca4acsnz5m4aj8ghzykq8s0egzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u29rzglr" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2t5gsjqj9gsfkcn0l76h2skahumpc0xcxqm9lwnakupt50ns9n7spz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qq937r2&#39;&gt;nevent1q…37r2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqrt0lscuscdmscyhvm809c64j0gaxry0zcxwasty55k752x45f6kqmus9h4&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqrt0lscuscdmscyhvm809c64j0gaxry0zcxwasty55k752x45f6kqmus9h4&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;nprofile…s9h4&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; van Gogh lives!
    </content>
    <updated>2026-08-04T04:49:07Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszccrf33dqp3mmjkvud26gpencrm5ay63sy7fq7wz9uqlxgt9qw0szyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2mvcnlg</id>
    
      <title type="html">Not sure if I will try this one. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszccrf33dqp3mmjkvud26gpencrm5ay63sy7fq7wz9uqlxgt9qw0szyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2mvcnlg" />
    <content type="html">
      Not sure if I will try this one.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/117/024/159/326/975/390/original/dfeb954b5c012187.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-08-02T05:02:45Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv74eczda3cjwsm6h3l94hx6c8xms0k87rpwlldyhv0w4lnk6223qzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2qc8p8k</id>
    
      <title type="html">Hiiiiway to the danger hole. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv74eczda3cjwsm6h3l94hx6c8xms0k87rpwlldyhv0w4lnk6223qzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2qc8p8k" />
    <content type="html">
      Hiiiiway to the danger hole.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/117/024/112/314/336/537/original/4991b32aae9b52d4.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-08-02T04:50:48Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw5w2yyn6khyryh479umxerk998mvkcku7t0yfxgxjqaqapryxdrgzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2ks3dyy</id>
    
      <title type="html">Save this for emergency. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw5w2yyn6khyryh479umxerk998mvkcku7t0yfxgxjqaqapryxdrgzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2ks3dyy" />
    <content type="html">
      Save this for emergency.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/117/001/668/064/772/528/original/c417460fa817c41c.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-29T05:42:59Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs27hgx6x9v8xwkwdg0pzq69v96nzwgdffr9j0urm5gm2gux8l0e2szyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2eqljnn</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs27hgx6x9v8xwkwdg0pzq69v96nzwgdffr9j0urm5gm2gux8l0e2szyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2eqljnn</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs27hgx6x9v8xwkwdg0pzq69v96nzwgdffr9j0urm5gm2gux8l0e2szyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2eqljnn" />
    <content type="html">
      Metallica.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/990/327/762/824/367/original/df8c564f5871f79b.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-27T05:38:58Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfzx0tn627gdkdp0hnyppyzznq86flegpnt2smkrrrqc9kspu7fxczyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2uhta70</id>
    
      <title type="html">Horses ain’t as dumb as we think. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfzx0tn627gdkdp0hnyppyzznq86flegpnt2smkrrrqc9kspu7fxczyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2uhta70" />
    <content type="html">
      Horses ain’t as dumb as we think.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/979/177/303/154/954/original/6a08acbd1d651453.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-25T06:23:15Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgrazrpxywmhcec7wmneakay75wqtpjg6wvcqhxj85gnzwjnlpxhgzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u27546p8</id>
    
      <title type="html">Unfortunate sign damage. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgrazrpxywmhcec7wmneakay75wqtpjg6wvcqhxj85gnzwjnlpxhgzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u27546p8" />
    <content type="html">
      Unfortunate sign damage.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/967/521/072/705/327/original/2a8868a9fc1c30a9.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-23T04:58:55Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfc365djyz87spldw6mg5kv9qus3a99zxm6pr0tq4a3hxlxm3mc6szyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2hpykae</id>
    
      <title type="html">This road sign with an ultimatum. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfc365djyz87spldw6mg5kv9qus3a99zxm6pr0tq4a3hxlxm3mc6szyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2hpykae" />
    <content type="html">
      This road sign with an ultimatum.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/945/113/913/942/031/original/c750bd8f6729d31f.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-19T06:00:26Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0lm794yk99hn3ddn07qdzm4480530aex0hzzhw6d39c9zazvrtsqzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2p27ymu</id>
    
      <title type="html">Guess they chose to ignore the writing on the wall. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0lm794yk99hn3ddn07qdzm4480530aex0hzzhw6d39c9zazvrtsqzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2p27ymu" />
    <content type="html">
      Guess they chose to ignore the writing on the wall.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/939/472/558/759/324/original/592ee4b351ff18ee.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-18T06:05:47Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9rv9z2stu29p643hppwgt0szx3wpjmrzde7urdym0sdz4ryzmzxgzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u23nkdu3</id>
    
      <title type="html">She forgot the handbrake. Good. That&amp;#39;s not parking right. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9rv9z2stu29p643hppwgt0szx3wpjmrzde7urdym0sdz4ryzmzxgzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u23nkdu3" />
    <content type="html">
      She forgot the handbrake. Good. That&amp;#39;s not parking right.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/916/572/867/316/567/original/7c620927c2381ef7.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-14T05:02:06Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz2u5z39tr739394s8tnq2gu0eyld2prd3aunavdgdwn438655d0qzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u28uhjfv</id>
    
      <title type="html">A Swedish sign announcing that they’re out of french hot dogs. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz2u5z39tr739394s8tnq2gu0eyld2prd3aunavdgdwn438655d0qzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u28uhjfv" />
    <content type="html">
      A Swedish sign announcing that they’re out of french hot dogs.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/911/133/737/257/468/original/8c55d078baa31a1a.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-13T05:58:52Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszu6xu5uku6smlq4hgvehfh86dvrfh36fkmjc6h7lxq7036mtc0qqzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2zvl2p8</id>
    
      <title type="html">She better be worth it that’s a lot of money. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszu6xu5uku6smlq4hgvehfh86dvrfh36fkmjc6h7lxq7036mtc0qqzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2zvl2p8" />
    <content type="html">
      She better be worth it that’s a lot of money.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/894/191/945/839/683/original/f41198d670d0f3a8.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-10T06:10:19Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs05xqlxd7776he7zqs0esueel7jy94lekq9xvhqc2vhy5yg3z6r4gzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2dgy9u8</id>
    
      <title type="html">So close, yet so far. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs05xqlxd7776he7zqs0esueel7jy94lekq9xvhqc2vhy5yg3z6r4gzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2dgy9u8" />
    <content type="html">
      So close, yet so far.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/848/598/097/099/182/original/370e94f7f2a1a20d.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-07-02T04:55:14Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs04up0xfnedgt8s345lne3d4yw8rjgxv6padk9jzmufj44uv68j3qzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2ctcnz2</id>
    
      <title type="html">Not what I remember from biology class. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs04up0xfnedgt8s345lne3d4yw8rjgxv6padk9jzmufj44uv68j3qzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2ctcnz2" />
    <content type="html">
      Not what I remember from biology class.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/826/002/205/927/541/original/71ef1d6d33eb3f2a.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-06-28T05:09:38Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgzd7ta4j2ynwxtnns23npgxn94zxrwhtpkdcxkksaartqynuuwzczyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2ry6ax9</id>
    
      <title type="html">Clip on what now? ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgzd7ta4j2ynwxtnns23npgxn94zxrwhtpkdcxkksaartqynuuwzczyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2ry6ax9" />
    <content type="html">
      Clip on what now?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/820/255/746/042/897/original/3c0856a325b12740.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-06-27T04:47:24Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstv7knap63e68zler7tg0jee9n77prn30hlsyr09cu34s72rwm4cqzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2q8fhse</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqstv7knap63e68zler7tg0jee9n77prn30hlsyr09cu34s72rwm4cqzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2q8fhse</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstv7knap63e68zler7tg0jee9n77prn30hlsyr09cu34s72rwm4cqzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2q8fhse" />
    <content type="html">
      Briljant&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/805/027/228/276/678/original/81a8b37813d071d4.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-06-24T12:14:37Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9lcys2yge2cdcyldkffyg9k2sk0p5c0jcexrq66sfsu77r2ac4yczyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u202v4sq</id>
    
      <title type="html">Just Don’t. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9lcys2yge2cdcyldkffyg9k2sk0p5c0jcexrq66sfsu77r2ac4yczyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u202v4sq" />
    <content type="html">
      Just Don’t.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/803/228/216/571/928/original/182e7e20fdcd9939.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-06-24T04:37:04Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsve8nxv4twaau32wrhy4rwjfyxlvzp4tygxj98erp762vnhdp2mzczyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2pc09tr</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsve8nxv4twaau32wrhy4rwjfyxlvzp4tygxj98erp762vnhdp2mzczyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2pc09tr</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsve8nxv4twaau32wrhy4rwjfyxlvzp4tygxj98erp762vnhdp2mzczyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2pc09tr" />
    <content type="html">
      &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/786/332/775/007/152/original/311f375ab58a03b8.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-06-21T05:00:17Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs85ql77fl9q5mfxmml67h697qfcwmchuqrgdzajzcnmdas7c6vn4szyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2jm686n</id>
    
      <title type="html">Chef’s Special. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs85ql77fl9q5mfxmml67h697qfcwmchuqrgdzajzcnmdas7c6vn4szyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2jm686n" />
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    <updated>2026-06-13T05:51:54Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Stupidity in motion. ...</title>
    
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    <updated>2026-06-08T05:48:15Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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    <updated>2026-06-05T05:37:08Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-06-03T07:04:46Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Idea for the (extreme) right politicians. ...</title>
    
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    <updated>2026-05-28T06:00:02Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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    <updated>2026-05-26T06:04:11Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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    <updated>2026-05-25T06:12:39Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      Scottish Street Art.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/486/542/490/944/724/original/6d28acb87511bfbe.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-04-29T06:19:44Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      Very uplifting&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/480/553/481/724/163/original/d858bb9eaf2a84e1.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-04-28T04:56:38Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-04-26T06:12:44Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      Dolly Parton and Jesus matching poses on different magazine covers.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/458/123/041/503/073/original/b72fa087c9b98a80.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-04-24T05:52:17Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      Now this is how you sell a laminator&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/452/230/503/948/624/original/d65301da81140f5a.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-04-23T04:53:45Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqxp79z4m2w2rlt2tzjwqefea62taj25f6gup0zvurf9fkg2ye0cqzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2l0qwq8</id>
    
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      And probably illegal.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/401/548/651/158/820/original/badd55af466c3667.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-04-14T06:04:41Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      Imagine asking for this at a store.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/367/437/419/127/042/original/1aa8ba97ac8914a2.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-04-08T05:29:46Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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    <updated>2026-03-29T05:45:17Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      Snow drifting.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/299/791/096/212/696/original/e451c96ef3ae33bc.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;
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    <updated>2026-03-27T06:47:06Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      Australia’s most honest road safety sign.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/277/143/302/731/873/original/5064e4555dd794b8.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-03-23T06:46:46Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-03-21T07:02:59Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-03-21T07:01:42Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-02-27T06:55:44Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-02-26T08:17:37Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-02-26T08:16:20Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-02-21T07:01:47Z</updated>
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    </content>
    <updated>2026-02-18T07:39:47Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I think I’ll just stick with a wrist watch. ...</title>
    
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    <updated>2026-02-07T07:39:14Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-02-03T06:55:30Z</updated>
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      Not parking, just dropping someone off.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/999/706/199/528/228/original/5f09f46593106598.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-02-02T06:50:52Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-01-21T07:08:17Z</updated>
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      Guys I found another way!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/920/497/987/650/879/original/8b5b36dad28e46c0.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-19T07:07:12Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      Thanks for clarifying.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/909/470/706/807/239/original/f59c8b18c1ac7519.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-01-17T08:22:48Z</updated>
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      Hahaha 🤣&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/897/828/585/627/799/original/2cf782eeaa212880.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-01-15T07:02:07Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-01-13T07:53:38Z</updated>
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      A truck on a truck on a truck.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/869/603/440/382/179/original/c79d512a73a864b7.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-01-10T07:24:03Z</updated>
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      Good to see supermarkets making the effort for kids to eat healthier.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/863/713/240/613/469/original/672d9b3420eadf6a.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-01-09T06:26:04Z</updated>
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      What&amp;#39;s that word....&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/858/787/954/496/966/original/df263f0a76973673.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-01-08T09:33:38Z</updated>
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    <updated>2025-12-31T06:57:32Z</updated>
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    <updated>2025-12-21T05:52:03Z</updated>
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      The  Epstein Files.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/750/644/696/963/679/original/0d0d78733edede45.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-12-20T07:11:34Z</updated>
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      Santa’s having a bad night.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/733/797/645/671/773/original/e0daf66e6d3c36fc.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-12-17T07:46:49Z</updated>
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      They censored his name.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/722/379/377/012/330/original/a84de9ea46a6c732.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-12-15T07:23:00Z</updated>
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      The world’s saddest cracker.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/682/615/723/811/570/original/4efabd84df6f38e8.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-12-08T06:50:34Z</updated>
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    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-24T07:10:40Z</updated>
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    <updated>2025-11-18T07:09:53Z</updated>
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    <updated>2025-11-09T06:12:06Z</updated>
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      Couldn’t you just… Print the hours… There…&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/473/010/472/908/444/original/0ead58d9c698a302.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-11-01T06:25:11Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqstd56lsqnsp4tt4ss96jvngzgt49x2ta9l0g20g38urlnvud2z9qgzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2vdgauh</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstd56lsqnsp4tt4ss96jvngzgt49x2ta9l0g20g38urlnvud2z9qgzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2vdgauh" />
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      Consistency&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/444/599/744/719/006/original/2096b43561588132.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-27T05:59:59Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Correct sign. Congrats. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs23670saat8jcezhsfcrrdltqc8tsm2plqzs8l7w3ta3a7a0ahfpgzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2plsuul" />
    <content type="html">
      Correct sign. Congrats.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/351/557/941/875/745/original/895d81d4fb5f2650.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-10T19:38:39Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">This is how fascists work in the Netherlands. They use an older ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw4rt0n253jv3vlptuqk48aykht5yr8pjl77hw7dugu5chk5nf34qzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2qtcktg" />
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      This is how fascists work in the Netherlands. They use an older picture from a German magazine to prove that the peaceful protest with 250.000 people yesterday was dangerous.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/325/802/081/844/177/original/986a8df8abf1c9fd.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-06T06:29:45Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">I ain’t afraid of no goat. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz495qzs0jl8cyzkmze0e9ndzgpa75lt6u8dtwcelp5903qq8u0egzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2vchnnz" />
    <content type="html">
      I ain’t afraid of no goat.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/302/370/676/164/137/original/39482bdf4239f8b0.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-02T03:09:16Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">That&amp;#39;s not a really good deal. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq6c5x0rdu84n7js38n5tlszhuyh7kz2accn2cnagc4upd82ktqjszyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u29d05ty" />
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      That&amp;#39;s not a really good deal.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/093/528/129/762/826/original/c17e9acc96cbdd97.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-26T05:57:58Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8jdwm8fvh68wysv78qlrjpagvkssx89jdza2c8cnz5pmz54sq7qszyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u240dp6e</id>
    
      <title type="html">Is that true? ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8jdwm8fvh68wysv78qlrjpagvkssx89jdza2c8cnz5pmz54sq7qszyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u240dp6e" />
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      Is that true?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/087/896/920/020/471/original/b6454c935fb2f374.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-25T06:05:51Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxxva2f4dmwumxwnd8g4u4mp78faseyz3jjug7sh9eq34a49qc2ugzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2dpex6q</id>
    
      <title type="html">A bench with no view.. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxxva2f4dmwumxwnd8g4u4mp78faseyz3jjug7sh9eq34a49qc2ugzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2dpex6q" />
    <content type="html">
      A bench with no view..&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/042/477/438/012/838/original/9ceb7680ef0489ee.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-17T05:36:00Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">For when you have a bad day. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrkacruffw34c3l0eg762576zg27x6adkr4h777nayvqzgz0lms2qzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2a04cyx" />
    <content type="html">
      For when you have a bad day.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/114/980/040/413/917/412/original/4949e30c4d5c42b4.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;
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    <updated>2025-08-06T04:56:50Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrgvjjc07np8mulavy4hq326yy3285px0u6zxh9l3mkmz2paxqe3gzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2rv8fuz</id>
    
      <title type="html">How dare you taste so bad!? ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrgvjjc07np8mulavy4hq326yy3285px0u6zxh9l3mkmz2paxqe3gzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2rv8fuz" />
    <content type="html">
      How dare you taste so bad!?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/114/957/443/406/254/723/original/5893b8fa88e87d01.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;
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    <updated>2025-08-02T05:10:01Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqszrrpcwtkauc24kdszun4uw8vdvjzx9g3sch5e0c5a87dmyyneksgzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u27hucyc</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszrrpcwtkauc24kdszun4uw8vdvjzx9g3sch5e0c5a87dmyyneksgzyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u27hucyc" />
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      Cancelled/Rejected.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/114/951/937/468/167/240/original/ad7cea5635eb7191.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-01T05:49:43Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfte4trvgwwacsqkhvnn9cyl5lsdvl30xdgc6zer462cwk0w40jeczyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2kxytly</id>
    
      <title type="html">Thank God we don&amp;#39;t need a reservation. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfte4trvgwwacsqkhvnn9cyl5lsdvl30xdgc6zer462cwk0w40jeczyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2kxytly" />
    <content type="html">
      Thank God we don&amp;#39;t need a reservation.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/114/917/851/669/383/124/original/f6d661c4aa053b06.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-26T05:21:13Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqswwhx9m5q6p50smdvel8k5fse59nc5wew4dtc9qvxkr0ycpr49plszyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u28ky8y2</id>
    
      <title type="html">Devil Juice. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqswwhx9m5q6p50smdvel8k5fse59nc5wew4dtc9qvxkr0ycpr49plszyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u28ky8y2" />
    <content type="html">
      Devil Juice.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/114/912/251/855/066/562/original/7f97ffed67e96b65.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-25T05:37:01Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf4c7k4psk0w3uylwdt8nnryymcay0y4gmnvcc4vqw6cgqupp4phszyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2vg0pv4</id>
    
      <title type="html">An ad for Google in 1999. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf4c7k4psk0w3uylwdt8nnryymcay0y4gmnvcc4vqw6cgqupp4phszyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2vg0pv4" />
    <content type="html">
      An ad for Google in 1999.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/114/702/534/740/722/154/original/7bd515f709601266.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-18T04:43:07Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg2nxq6zt3zg3f5fy9uvpezup8c5g23fk95drfv7c7609uuhd64vczyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2rdzdrz</id>
    
      <title type="html">What do you suppose they are selling in there? ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg2nxq6zt3zg3f5fy9uvpezup8c5g23fk95drfv7c7609uuhd64vczyppsjclwqs8pwn6l6h6d5lmpezd4528d4pe2h0p9awltfzd2y86u2rdzdrz" />
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      What do you suppose they are selling in there?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/114/685/652/933/491/057/original/a70528648cbcac4e.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-15T05:09:50Z</updated>
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