2026-05-14T23:25:22Z https://njump.me 🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 https://njump.me/npub1h7mndzh4ynras74ery0e5u2xe7zcw8x7wlvk48gncm54vw0g424ssxqjdm https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/109/348/062/348/732/026/original/464f7294a2e284e6.jpeg https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/109/348/062/348/732/026/original/464f7294a2e284e6.jpeg https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9c2m96j0pnvdzz2vdduv2vw3y90ke7lkwm8rhlyw5ll7an7pwwtszyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42kpnvjkg how many calories in a serving of whoop ass 2026-01-23T17:42:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr42jtppf7pdtfa3srwnfkr7w9y067a2w29raxkaf4dsd909en2wgzyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42kudqqfg whoever came up with the word puzzles should name more things 2025-11-21T01:54:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgp5f8c2ldw2kk7kca6vm4rpv3z5v5tshr58pm27t4yla6st0d6qczyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42ksmd50r ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you 2025-11-19T19:40:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8rk5zkwmy3aseuxn7vh5p0y2sl9sjyuy0yect80893u8t0pcet6qzyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42kzftq73 no no the toymaker is geppetto pinocchio is geppetto’s monster 2025-11-13T14:42:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxy50x43e05meq5rnrj09qystu3qsuahrr9c5g30zuska74akhsdqzyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42kptp2vu citizen kane couldn’t be made today because all of those people are dead 2025-11-13T14:29:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszy0ssys7s8rl52c7z6hrnhuf2rth8ht78dvv4dzlyzq3d72rnasqzyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42kc0hfrx this is where I post from if you even care<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/426/478/470/743/076/original/63ee68002d23626e.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-24T01:14:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfazk7c7ndpqreh938q6extcc3r69tu7u9valls20w2tm79gr4agszyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42kr8tfkf teeth are the toenails of the mouth 2025-10-21T23:31:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxgmyza3fylwsjjltt9h0gg520zxk5gqh4y7dcwqpxcxjur8krfzgzyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42kp0qsn3 buttholes are made from the leftover part of the butt 2025-10-21T03:09:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgtkhe9zkksm07h9x97y563l73qve75t8tjuaffumaafypl6gjzuszyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42kz28scq adding personal notes to all your profiles regarding who&#39;s been naughty and who&#39;s been nice 2025-10-20T22:29:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfd7eh6kpgnhpft2d7vmz36xcclrjywrw6hkmrn2vnst66m6hd69gzyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42kyff5tm let&#39;s take a page from the bible and roll it into a joint until there&#39;s nothing left to burn 2025-10-20T22:27:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyg5axm33zlkfgwkzess3tvn65dy8jpy5pjxtykkv59xv5xa5nxwqzyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42k2kwgkd yeah sure time is fake but somehow it’s faker than it&#39;s ever been before 2025-10-20T05:25:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxfs5t2vj9f6ml7p24f8j2tx6x6rtxcf2edhznpf2e4luh6phze8gzyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42kukfudd *dipping my butter knife into an inter-dimensional portal*<br/><br/>me: this reality is so spreadable 2025-10-19T04:18:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8rqthhxkcnl95mdl02rnvhncch0rmmha7s2utjgn2vnywnl7hjlqzyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42kv4vpmz if I had a boss I would simply jump on their head three times to defeat them 2025-10-19T02:18:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxpn2gzrqfyqvyqj8t3hfxyfprnep2pc4nr26qz9wcjrq2hcg3nrczyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42kgwyne9 go ahead complain about engagement on mastodon I’ll just be over here liking and boosting pictures of cats as if it were a mission from god 2025-10-18T02:48:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2sxfsjeyufryw0nlndu3ngdzmddgftaadawnj3vr6w77glkd28qszyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42k84n2l2 got your nose 2025-10-16T18:18:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfy2kw0ehnye3jjqqzswqxtnus44zevda63q6dyh84qqfha2yhqjqzyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42kl2rc3a In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8z5femh2fd0w52uasgvwtyxux5u8ns9c5szek2vfykanvjrzqvesgrrkny'>nevent1q…rkny</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>sorry for the avril lavigne riff it will happen again 2025-10-15T22:52:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8z5femh2fd0w52uasgvwtyxux5u8ns9c5szek2vfykanvjrzqveszyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42k4gcecx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg7d86ws470f8u96ud8q524249q0u9hyyaqqj4plczden3ksyeqts972ry9'>nevent1q…2ry9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>it was a toot you were a booster could I make it any more obvious? 2025-10-15T22:51:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyk3qw2fhrf250armx0q0qysdm2cyj6rdm6n9va7fv77jy87xpteqzyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42k2zqldp I just want my followers to know I respect each and every one of you no matter how many times you boost my toots 2025-10-15T21:34:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvcyp8pvwq6v4uxzxgfc60qrcpm38seesj09lefv6szjveaz22fdgzyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42kg6mhps I used to think I needed to boost people for them to like me now I know I just need to entertain them at all times until I die 2025-10-15T19:16:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqth8trdxlzskwaemzz9gj8yuxsfy0a39cmpavpxrk5fpc8qw7g3szyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42kklxrk6 boost me once shame on you<br/>boost me twice also shame on you<br/>boost me thrice what the fuck are you even doing with your life 2025-10-15T03:48:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp03g3hvdwq65g2ym0xeqpt0gcvtw6w8nenfznchewjdqwcptz98szyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42k2gfse6 bad news: turns out mastodon was connected to the internet this whole time 2025-10-13T23:14:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsteupnd676mwv3qjwzjf63ddmzkgxf9phvhzgh8t6nfp20p5unf2szyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42k5h8hzy which do you prefer 2025-10-12T05:05:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2v30ldx6c9llxunvsvrmdsv803c8tup605thyd6rqde2duw27xtszyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42k70vvz7 taking a nap in between naps so I can be well rested for bed time 2025-10-11T05:04:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd898t8jquaakdeutc5tznxk0cuelrqer2f575nkr7669890tf6kqzyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42khgw3d8 <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/352/984/512/674/141/original/94f1bc68106abf19.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-11T01:41:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd22hhjykpksswa0taawuyum3qpezwdf337qxgr29gym22xauyzeszyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42kwpwc0x back in the 80s every pop song featured a mandatory sax solo and we liked it that way 2025-10-10T01:20:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspm58wuqp7d56mtgah65cljdd2l2azetjp9v0nk7kk9knd344hvdqzyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42kjvfpcs me: pardon me while I slip into something more comfortable<br/><br/>*returns to the sea* 2025-10-09T04:50:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszk3yrg6zedvhuea2n6rlje4jpruxv0p58e2ayay2207an004ryuczyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42kjzjkfp is that a corn dog in your pocket or are you just another fool without an emergency corn dog 2025-10-09T00:17:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqwpzzwwfjuuc2d0uafztjxl0y0yp576tcm3gu9atm6vnqx8wuslqzyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42k69mtqz mastodon is like that ex that takes you back when you don&#39;t deserve it but they&#39;re all like here I made your favorite: toots 2025-10-07T22:46:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswycknlpyy9m0u6279qtkusyfu5cvu9uv7kge0uwarx5yy74dar5gzyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42k6d7qfx I was on mastodon* before it was cool<br/><br/>*a nerd 2025-10-07T19:57:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdmddp2qrpkzpp56pdn3ctw8la7ns5dtzlf2hzscp537qm607qv9gzyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42kgm70zy where is my mind is my favorite song about not knowing where your mind is 2025-10-05T16:51:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2yasut2ksz5efssllr3rysfcajj8cugnqwt5mrxmla552cv35vjqzyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42kr7vf6u you never hear about the importance of being silly 2025-10-04T02:57:17Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv26e3v55v3wtnq27exh45stkczgkf7239teh8artcyas68t0qu7gzyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42kww7r3y it&#39;s not my position to shame anyone but I&#39;ve applied for the job and hope to interview soon 2025-08-01T20:13:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9vhpha4tk66axujgzylrvn8rcztry3c5gy5zd24a245fkzftnfrszyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42k5fvvxe if I had a boss I would simply jump on their head three times to defeat them 2024-10-30T02:48:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqvtqumv7vfhuzvsfcwv7069egvk26dxlt0tfz9ps7ycq2kgzfyxczyzlmwd5275jv0kr6hyv3lxn3gm8ctpcumemaj65az0rwj43eaz42kyc4hhw genie: for your first wish?<br/><br/>me: I wish for more wishes<br/><br/>genie: that’s against the rules<br/><br/>me: I wish for more genies<br/><br/>genie: *checks notes* god dammit 2024-09-26T01:43:17Z