https://njump.me https://njump.me/npub1h7x67g60yjwgmxulcfnpnqs4wag5kf3fxs9rvdt9gqd38zzfc3jsvw5ax4 https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9zrac0p6fw37g8pq20ww7pt62a9p66c9tj35pkd66aukxrrxp2sczyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2acxyly Have you ever thought about crickets on a pizza? No repto.<br/>#memes<br/><br/> <img src="https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/522/728/538/317/364/original/a015109536c518cd.png"> 2026-10-29T06:15:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0udytgtznfuk65lw69k5f67432729tvru4sasu8h7t4vwc6glzmszyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2pnv2l2 The downside of dating a werewolf<br/>#memes<br/><br/> <img src="https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/522/073/759/322/820/original/e567350c3ed97565.png"> 2026-10-29T03:29:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd36kfml4h3jq52eg5drcm3pglzwqrcfnwj5c3ekgh7a76a47hhnczyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx26ryy6r Somehow I missed all three flavors.<br/><br/> <img src="https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/511/805/437/896/831/original/428d827c224c969b.png"> 2026-10-27T07:57:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8ndq0zeysz8m2k6fwyhl6rtge3t6arulfm4hdrjrfp7dn9h40kyqzyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2k6qpq6 Random meaningless statistic<br/>#memes<br/><br/> <img src="https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/508/881/140/522/457/original/6f09bf085f06b8d5.png"> 2026-10-26T19:34:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswjmr43z43808dxv0px73qcgawd4jr7sg577hmhtaw444kd5mxfgszyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2tnln3j Bought a TPMS tool for $150. Found out I have the type of sensors that rarely go bad, but do sometimes fall out of calibration. The tool walked me through recalibrating, saving me $400.<br/>Going to do my son&#39;s car next week, and see if my luck holds. 2026-10-23T18:16:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswcumurfhzydjk8a9aazykq3hkjs4hzaumc4nlpwuvvnm7e962swszyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx27c78qx This chef is famous for the way he says &#34;onion&#34;, and he doesn&#39;t mind.<br/>Also, really good instructions on how to dice an onyo.<br/><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwRttSfnfcc&amp;t=68s">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwRttSfnfcc&amp;t=68s</a> 2026-10-23T01:00:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd0uf9l0gpanksd0fndjfgut970prtjvl820p7vrzqxzdj9t87seqzyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2qx370r Yesterday&#39;s Halloween song was from Andrew Lloyd Weber, which is considered culture in some corners. Today we go the opposite direction.<br/>Deep Voice Guy singing the song from Disney&#39;s Haunted Mansion (He also does a great 16-Tons)<br/><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1U0U1Aeu80">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1U0U1Aeu80</a> 2026-10-23T00:09:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd7799dfmpgnt8ud24wk697l3xyv0fn2s5l3htq76sg38mw0s5ejczyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2xmnwv6 Alberta voted to stay, but they also voted to treat non-citizens like non-citizens.<br/><a href="https://govtschemes.org/alberta-referendum/">https://govtschemes.org/alberta-referendum/</a> 2026-10-22T23:56:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv2c7kxcyk7p7lch5gpqj5txztektalyd70wrstfmj3l43q4v39wszyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2gusceh Supreme Court decides that if something is protected by the Constitution, then so is your right to acquire that something.<br/>In other words, if something is legal for you to own, it&#39;s legal for someone to make it and sell it to you.<br/><a href="https://x.com/scotus_wire/status/2113060288148779043">https://x.com/scotus_wire/status/2113060288148779043</a> 2026-10-22T19:32:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgq6y5gvtnnlgx06q28tplej2ejemh5xcd2ku8gtzccjs775dr20qzyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2zujr8k Wait...Europe isn&#39;t a leftist paradise?<br/>&#34;The internet told them Europe was a social paradise. Turns out the trains are awful, the health care isn’t free, and people can be really mean.&#34;<br/><a href="https://www.wired.com/story/they-fled-trumps-america-now-they-regret-it/">https://www.wired.com/story/they-fled-trumps-america-now-they-regret-it/</a> 2026-10-21T06:37:35Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszxn9r6t75cenhzqhjm4m7qnv597ge5kgj6m7ah60mwtra3ts9ydgzyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2tnf999 If microwavable pupusas were a thing, I would probably eat an entire box in one sitting. 2026-10-19T04:36:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw8qh5tt7cx0hj0gnu2fssuj5eua8s09emydgyfg90x24rqg29ehqzyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2xvcp8p My world is shaken to its very core. I met an Asian man bad at math. Really basic arithmetic. Not even the fancy math with extra letters. 2026-10-18T04:17:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq55uefvmh9wk8xld9v7kdz44cxq7809sts43lav0rx3l3wsl0d9czyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2l6k4vr And now I&#39;m getting Trump spam from Elon.<br/>Heck of a day. 2026-10-13T18:10:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqhl0vfhdhd6e4pschmrw2ddallj7axrkl5kdc45antfaf32cj3kqzyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2d0zag7 Some quick food reviews:<br/>1. &#34;Glow in the dark&#34; Oreos refers to the packaging, not the cookie. Cookie filling is orange, but does not glow. Switching to peanut butter Oreos.<br/>2. Nerds and Mother&#39;s Iced animal cookies. I liked the mix of sour Nerds on the HFCS cookie. Good for one bag, probably won&#39;t buy again.<br/>3. Chick-Fil-A&#39;s chicken and waffles sandwich. Super sweet, and served with a side of syrup. Glad I tried it, too sweet to buy again. 2026-10-09T19:59:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsralpj5rj0vy5rega7w6xr7elgrmlr4all62xctutlzzjldw9yhdgzyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2zjq5lv I like Rock Auto - not only do they have everything, but it&#39;s all at a good price.<br/>There are times, however, when you need the insight from customer comments, and there are no comments on Rock Auto.<br/>So if I&#39;m looking for a TPMS programmer, I still have to go to Amazon to read the comments and find out if a particular model will fit my needs. 2026-10-07T07:18:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs97s0u4jsz0336scqp5l64fkxdp080rjxlk3mq2086kg6qddpw7tczyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2ms4kum The guy across the street bought a giant SUV. Since his driveway is already full with another SUV and a pickup truck, he&#39;s parking it half in the narrow street behind my driveway, and half on his lawn.<br/>I&#39;ve been thinking of leaving a note asking him to park somewhere else because it&#39;s hard to get out of my driveway even without his behemoth there.<br/>Turns out, parking on the grass is illegal and another neighbor called the code police. Problem solved! 2026-10-06T19:56:21Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs944j3yg27826tjxcj63rrjfmpwj8txlqzw846ey5sqdesu7flqaczyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2yus70s Was tidying up the Mostly Former Housemate&#39;s room when I came across a 30-year old slow cooker recipe book.<br/>I was flipping through, thinking I would make fun of the recipes, but now I&#39;m making risi bisi on Wednesday. 2026-10-06T07:20:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswswdywlvkh0s0a8n4vpggwgksfn5n476dza3j5kmn9crs9harmuczyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2n9ax02 There are times when I think I would trade my soul for my problems to be resolved. And then I remember that I&#39;m a redhead, and everyone knows gingers don&#39;t have souls. 2026-10-06T06:56:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstye5quz7rrn48l9zffz3glxz5jux92h06uvupatk4vv2vg45tndszyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2wvq8qr Actual Indians were hired to backstop Artificial Intelligence, but that was boring so the Actual Indians used Artificial Intelligence to check the Artificial Intelligence.<br/><a href="https://notthebee.com/article/people-hired-to-train-chatgpt-are-using-chatgpt-to-do-their-work">https://notthebee.com/article/people-hired-to-train-chatgpt-are-using-chatgpt-to-do-their-work</a> 2026-10-04T18:47:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0ddv54gd5j7s54hvwyma9g6tg4vjwfde38fc0q6uxl8hdn8qq8nqzyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2av9zaf Nights like tonight I miss clove cigarettes. They were banned to keep kids from smoking or something.<br/>One of my Canadian co-workers picked up a bunch in Turkey for me, but was too afraid to ship them to the U.S.<br/>No idea what he did with them since he didn&#39;t smoke. 2026-09-28T07:14:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszfrty84w5ufu4qfrgy6a9u5whpna5w720c89u3qcv2qkaghzy54szyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2vkcj58 @nanook<br/>Yeah, it&#39;s drama, and I don&#39;t do that.<br/><br/>Some decent food, some decent sleep and some time alone has him getting his swagger back. I&#39;m sure he&#39;ll find a new place in no time. 2026-09-24T02:35:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2az8agwepd0fg7eq05sk7czssxynag2kmfeq06rkykxthcglmfzqzyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx239al0n Mostly Former Housemate has been demoted to Current Housemate. It&#39;s a demotion because he doesn&#39;t want to be here, and we don&#39;t want him here.<br/>But he got kicked out of his commune for bad behavior and needs someplace to lie low for a few days while he finds a new commune that hasn&#39;t heard of him. 2026-09-24T00:58:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfvv35ptz5uzjnsscaa0ps8wqye4z0an3x87j90krp9wmtgkchjeszyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2xj0xyp Mac &amp; cheese is now a Canadian soda option.<br/><a href="https://x.com/Dexerto/status/2102754856830198178">https://x.com/Dexerto/status/2102754856830198178</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/322/273/193/839/739/original/07aca4b04547c4ba.png"> 2026-09-23T20:37:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv4rf5y0u60wmatk3s9ku05dkmh2zy7vd9feepgpruhdlvztwxv9gzyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2nhfgvk If it helps, you can tell them I had to use an animated picture because my face is hideously deformed and they should feel pity, not jealousy.<br/>But make up a really good story about what happened. Like maybe I was burnt by lava while saving an orphanage from eco terrorists or something. 2026-09-17T19:34:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst6d6uuwevdh2vu9qck2hje0xvct0pe9lgle4v5l366tsnnuzqu5czyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx24l3ppa Sweden says wannabe Swedes need to be more Swede-y. (Swede-ish?) Rejects 96% of applicants for being either non-Swedish or undesirable.<br/><a href="https://gatewayhispanic.com/2026/08/sweden-slams-door-citizenship-96-july-cases-not/">https://gatewayhispanic.com/2026/08/sweden-slams-door-citizenship-96-july-cases-not/</a> 2026-08-26T02:01:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspfu4ed9eze5zalaxvp7apyz780qn562tna94smd2s7em3h088k7szyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2nn2fas In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspp0er2t7qneehzpx9z5kfm4ex7n69pfsf33ww8wr9vskpe3rwzfgz5e3me'>nevent1q…e3me</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1f3kze7vlglh23pxk0vrv2psuehlx3kl23jzkuf8x3ffqh8r3y96q3akvat" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>↯ Klaatu - Some Brave Apollo ↯</span> (<span class="italic">npub1f3k…kvat</span>)</a></span> <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub18hf4666845yj6dvds7gxf6cm357p5rwgwr73awj44fkc6aj4z6fspf9ww9" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub18hf4666845yj6dvds7gxf6cm357p5rwgwr73awj44fkc6aj4z6fspf9ww9</span> (<span class="italic">npub18hf…9ww9</span>)</a></span> <br/>I&#39;ve seen 12-string guitars, but this is the first time I&#39;ve seen a 15- or 16-string guitar.<br/> <img src="https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/058/430/878/596/335/original/8497789225ccb5d2.png"> <br/> <img src="https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/058/431/653/193/632/original/73a49bb8aae4bd23.png"> 2026-08-08T06:18:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszsls30uhyr4dgsrwjk2plmyqnthg8alzs6m4cv88nfd97hm7dlkszyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2mqhxw0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd8hltx4tagtypv63mx4dxydxa0yepdeyraga2y4fxcfqxf8tw77scxgrxv'>nevent1q…grxv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1tadenqea79sdkx48f5jnd346nehkh4vgnc4c6w6ppe3eru45wm3s0zwa7a" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>HiroProtagonist</span> (<span class="italic">npub1tad…wa7a</span>)</a></span> <br/>It&#39;s similar to causing a scene. Nowhere nearing inciting a riot. 2026-07-25T06:28:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrwq0e9pryqnr0h9mf654fs523nk3cukndw0ukkaeeg8d3ssnhtmczyzlcmterfujfervmnlpxvxvzz4m4zjex9y6q5d34v4qpkyugf8zx2kg0eqg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvmkdql9pfxgrnve70359nflsrmm49v95zassvj6tkcefsl5kl8kst44eye'>nevent1q…4eye</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub144glvwz76w4pd0u68ha40nyp2ydcupchvmx4arf2qu54j8f6rwmquppsel" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Max Powers</span> (<span class="italic">npub144g…psel</span>)</a></span> <br/>Look, her husband said he&#39;d see to getting it removed and the hole patched, and he will. There&#39;s no need to remind him every 50 years. 2026-06-29T20:02:37Z