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  <title>Nostr notes by Stanley Nerdlinger II</title>
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    <name>Stanley Nerdlinger II</name>
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      <title type="html">I feel tomatoes sliced about 1/2” or (12cm) thick make the best ...</title>
    
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      I feel tomatoes sliced about 1/2” or (12cm) thick make the best tomato sandwiches. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And now we wait for the comments 😏&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#nerlingersjokes
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    <updated>2026-07-09T19:31:34Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I’m thinking about creating a LinkedIn profile for my dog just ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9qh5n8xcga7c9yx46et5g5edng4lgrwh3zaqkmyz5du8evne694ca0yyl5&#39;&gt;nevent1q…yyl5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I’m thinking about creating a LinkedIn profile for my dog just because he looks so seriously professional in this one&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/400/479/308/973/203/original/83febfa358743c4b.jpeg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-04-14T01:34:53Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">As a US citizen, I’d like to say the crowd booing JD Vance at ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgd0typrdrl0z8nf5q6nqdjhylglsvg8e6ty5amu40nralm6sulsqg36lsw&#39;&gt;nevent1q…6lsw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;As a US citizen, I’d like to say the crowd booing JD Vance at the Olympics makes me proud of the rest of the world 👍
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    <updated>2026-02-07T22:34:51Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">If you’re so scared of an unarmed civilian that your first ...</title>
    
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      If you’re so scared of an unarmed civilian that your first instinct it to pull your weapon and point it in their face, then you’re too chickenshit to serve in any kind law enforcement agency, anywhere. That’s a fact.
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    <updated>2026-01-11T22:30:14Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I screwed up voting for pizza forgetting that I could get ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrp7q88l7h9le9nxpap9zlarnpujam8aawfkpnqgxsckaw2q6ww6qzh98tq&#39;&gt;nevent1q…98tq&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I screwed up voting for pizza forgetting that I could get caffeine other ways 😕
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    <updated>2026-01-04T18:01:25Z</updated>
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      #memes #newyear&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/798/272/367/490/202/original/85d6d893d5eeecc0.jpeg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2025-12-28T17:08:15Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Who says we don’t tax #billionaires ...</title>
    
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      Who says we don’t tax #billionaires&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/682/117/543/460/139/original/6517ed447652779b.jpeg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2025-12-08T04:45:38Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Do you use the #Safeway App? I use the #safeway app to select ...</title>
    
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      Do you use the #Safeway App?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I use the #safeway app to select products on sale but over the last few months I’ve noticed there are a significantly less items on sale.  I’m wondering if Safeway is using targeted sales.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;PLEASE BOOST THIS EVEN IF YOU DIDN’T PARTICIPATE &lt;br/&gt;#polls
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    <updated>2025-12-05T19:01:52Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">What if you promise not to accept any of their future job offers?</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspc49zj22k7uy63alq9pqyv5e9ee632nt2nfpuesufma5kfruml8qrx7kuu&#39;&gt;nevent1q…7kuu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;What if you promise not to accept any of their future job offers?
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    <updated>2025-11-30T18:49:28Z</updated>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0zj8zvhznju7qqydpcd9sdy2jzmsjf9cdk3zmm30h4s29g36qhhczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37zcn458</id>
    
      <title type="html">I’m thankful for a economy that’s so strong and robust that ...</title>
    
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      I’m thankful for a economy that’s so strong and robust that the government doesn’t even need to release economic data 😉
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    <updated>2025-11-27T23:38:30Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">On our heads?</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrrwmuq9fv5mver88fghyfcps5np2kn984jv6r0k3k83yz0c7x3gq08m8px&#39;&gt;nevent1q…m8px&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;On our heads?
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    <updated>2025-11-23T21:53:04Z</updated>
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqjzhyccz2v96f9a539nuul64zrfnx2mky0mgp7t4xfqr6v2shgugj4ns5t&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ns5t&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Are these dances performed naked?  Because otherwise the strip tease is the only correct answer
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    <updated>2025-11-22T00:46:22Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Remember when Howard Dean screamed with a hoarse throat and it ...</title>
    
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      Remember when Howard Dean screamed with a hoarse throat and it was decided he was unfit to run for President because of that? Good times.
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    <updated>2025-11-15T23:58:42Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I was able to hack the DOJ’s #epsteinlist So let me know if ...</title>
    
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      I was able to hack the DOJ’s #epsteinlist   So let me know if there’s anyone you’d like me to add.
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    <updated>2025-11-14T23:26:32Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">What? Strawberry milk is pink!</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsykshasqvzll6ynneqh7ztte9l0nd5vdxts8g4ue8js00cyhclzwss54p4k&#39;&gt;nevent1q…4p4k&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;What?  Strawberry milk is pink!
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    <updated>2025-11-03T04:17:38Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsygn0taep8m6m4v3egzdve4mtjqmxylkztvzly8f78syjes8tmkegzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37h2xrlh</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsygn0taep8m6m4v3egzdve4mtjqmxylkztvzly8f78syjes8tmkegzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37h2xrlh</title>
    
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      #maga&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/436/577/275/862/403/original/873447e3e8503bf6.jpeg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2025-10-25T20:02:00Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">It’s called the Epstein Memorial Ballroom. It must be true ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0gy4kzfe2gzv3qq6lha5nxjcjyuaxpjhp6y463vhzf5qca8dhzvczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp3785gcyl" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2mr7m2wshse9a46davepkq3qtdckzaf64j7l9w50vgaxl4faxvugdtrgl3&#39;&gt;nevent1q…rgl3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It’s called the Epstein Memorial Ballroom.  It must be true because I saw it in another post
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    <updated>2025-10-24T20:06:21Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Did you ever miss a belt loop then walk around all day looking ...</title>
    
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      Did you ever miss a belt loop then walk around all day looking like you didn’t deserve pants?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#nerlingersjokes
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    <updated>2025-10-17T14:44:04Z</updated>
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    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9ve8kyunth3g77argw5jplxed4ruvka7kmdunvvxzfxrk570gvdgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37pyjmzs</id>
    
      <title type="html">#dogs #dogsofmastodon ...</title>
    
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      #dogs #dogsofmastodon&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/368/621/380/288/535/original/a0d308813cdb2522.jpeg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2025-10-13T19:59:50Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsrmlv0qn3u48vulj8d0l792ge3mvvktmjfqcmqhh6j6m5jky29fegzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37yf2ze3</title>
    
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      Yes, I have a girlfriend, but she goes to a different instance
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    <updated>2025-10-12T00:02:13Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">sponsorablepost</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsw8m0p009fyz65wzneenss2l7fq4quqe8c982qldjxxejzm5tkehsm3zrqs&#39;&gt;nevent1q…zrqs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;sponsorablepost
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    <updated>2025-10-05T02:01:35Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgd0wt0a5ndt9wy6n79jajlq8cggu8qrssjjedj0h3rnrarq4eu6qzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp376s30pc</id>
    
      <title type="html">Future Taylor Swift hits: Daddy Won’t Help His Brother Is Drunk ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgd0wt0a5ndt9wy6n79jajlq8cggu8qrssjjedj0h3rnrarq4eu6qzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp376s30pc" />
    <content type="html">
      Future Taylor Swift hits:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Daddy Won’t Help&lt;br/&gt;His Brother Is Drunk Again&lt;br/&gt;Baby Had A BM&lt;br/&gt;Why Won’t Brittney Leave Us Alone&lt;br/&gt;Coach Eats Too Much &lt;br/&gt;It Was In His Hands And He Dropped It!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#music #nfl
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-04T20:30:40Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgf274vrnqe2ekg7sy54jzypr50vsnlvs00kjwt0gfa8sy9k54wuczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37unpwkz</id>
    
      <title type="html">I knocked over a lamp</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgf274vrnqe2ekg7sy54jzypr50vsnlvs00kjwt0gfa8sy9k54wuczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37unpwkz" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9cq0glqzt6lsje06e0j5qam9cj78gwmlyk32dcdqjs3zqm4ffp4gfxykyt&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ykyt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I knocked over a lamp
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-27T15:24:06Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx49fh9aw9gtgdmzs6yewzwzly3l5qzghnv4hx23ylq8pf79ljscqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37e5kazh</id>
    
      <title type="html">https://beige.party/@Nerde/115272177456379552</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx49fh9aw9gtgdmzs6yewzwzly3l5qzghnv4hx23ylq8pf79ljscqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37e5kazh" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsfh7mnac0s7s96qddrwzfsw68fz7ww2xvhmh30m2lhp4hdwjtuvfqna27tn&#39;&gt;nevent1q…27tn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://beige.party/@Nerde/115272177456379552&#34;&gt;https://beige.party/@Nerde/115272177456379552&lt;/a&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-26T22:39:41Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdvvcx6kxgj28xf48c79r5jjtuk5t35m62t3zewxee3wwt4ll583czyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37lvwv5w</id>
    
      <title type="html">I had this dish in Vienna and on the menu it was called goulash. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdvvcx6kxgj28xf48c79r5jjtuk5t35m62t3zewxee3wwt4ll583czyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37lvwv5w" />
    <content type="html">
      I had this dish in Vienna and on the menu it was called goulash.  It took me years of failing to find the right recipe because it’s actually Hungarian beef paprikash.  It’s supposed to be served with dumplings so I used gnocchi.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#food&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/222/715/967/727/607/original/3d223417a50c689d.jpeg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-18T01:33:03Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgrx9aau5zagk3uqz3u774xuuf07nrudlaxwg9029s5evk3f09kcczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37frj6hf</id>
    
      <title type="html">I’ve suspended the ABC News app on my phone indefinitely 👎 ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgrx9aau5zagk3uqz3u774xuuf07nrudlaxwg9029s5evk3f09kcczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37frj6hf" />
    <content type="html">
      I’ve suspended the ABC News app on my phone indefinitely 👎&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#jimmyKimmel #disney #abc
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-18T00:01:16Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvzew364fffnlyzt2q8sx5jjzhcz65dmeklv4mxknf68jd3lz7gsczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37hejyxd</id>
    
      <title type="html">Is it the one across the street from Starbucks?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvzew364fffnlyzt2q8sx5jjzhcz65dmeklv4mxknf68jd3lz7gsczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37hejyxd" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqswwc97q6tf3a9p02uft6wzth0p6v9tlkknrts9pvq5e268hf4682c3eu32d&#39;&gt;nevent1q…u32d&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Is it the one across the street from Starbucks?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-13T20:55:50Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp0v2p2gd2jy2j5vaeywdtr8w9k4xwrsqn93h80fgvcgghgl6n3hqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37qkhfvh</id>
    
      <title type="html">Why no 3rd choice of a 3rd head?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp0v2p2gd2jy2j5vaeywdtr8w9k4xwrsqn93h80fgvcgghgl6n3hqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37qkhfvh" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdrp5484ycm0t3raqtphc7dnud9fk33njtyg874v3h3k2rjhyqyjszh5f74&#39;&gt;nevent1q…5f74&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Why no 3rd choice of a 3rd head?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-13T18:15:46Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw0vchsasqjuaasj9rfr9s0wvvhukc9hgde45n6d8hp8vxmv375ggzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37kv6pv9</id>
    
      <title type="html">In order to further vilify the shooter, they’ll say he was NOT ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw0vchsasqjuaasj9rfr9s0wvvhukc9hgde45n6d8hp8vxmv375ggzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37kv6pv9" />
    <content type="html">
      In order to further vilify the shooter, they’ll say he was NOT on the Epstein List 😉
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-12T17:11:51Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgm3rympzljnruwjmjpwqqy9wtm9e2eyzrrdazepwpxj08qkl7uvgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37ffl68r</id>
    
      <title type="html">BREAKING - The driverless autonomous ride share business is ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgm3rympzljnruwjmjpwqqy9wtm9e2eyzrrdazepwpxj08qkl7uvgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37ffl68r" />
    <content type="html">
      BREAKING - The driverless autonomous ride share business is scrambling to keep up with #tesla after #ElonMusk latest innovation - placing a driver in the #tesla robo taxis
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-05T22:24:51Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqswzp8pwuggpkqqmzn7tw5j9qrpq7gau5a4u556e6twkhw4l2hnf2gzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37gevn6s</id>
    
      <title type="html">The Goudafather #CheeseAMovieOrPlay #HashtagGames</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqswzp8pwuggpkqqmzn7tw5j9qrpq7gau5a4u556e6twkhw4l2hnf2gzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37gevn6s" />
    <content type="html">
      The Goudafather &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#CheeseAMovieOrPlay&lt;br/&gt;#HashtagGames
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-02T01:28:44Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqspztknadjtv98d7f5xe0m4xqv73wxhcs5vstq03wu74puarw58rzczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37j45zsq</id>
    
      <title type="html">If these are the stats out of the CDC, just imagine how bad it ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqspztknadjtv98d7f5xe0m4xqv73wxhcs5vstq03wu74puarw58rzczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37j45zsq" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8mzk8jc56upqzxz500z322594vtss67wq5fdv2xx5a6cdhrche5gd3pjg5&#39;&gt;nevent1q…pjg5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If these are the stats out of the CDC, just imagine how bad it really is
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-29T21:50:47Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs92axj4v3vja5wj7d9hmcmqj9422u5fp52qlgqvgmuyj0j4r0q3mszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37xhunhx</id>
    
      <title type="html">I’m not sure what a vert is, but I’m pretty certain that I ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs92axj4v3vja5wj7d9hmcmqj9422u5fp52qlgqvgmuyj0j4r0q3mszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37xhunhx" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsyefdrqqdgwnutw842u522qa0dngce27jeskw6xnh7xa8dj8k33ncxf7uzu&#39;&gt;nevent1q…7uzu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I’m not sure what a vert is, but I’m pretty certain that I don’t need an extra one, so
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-29T01:50:19Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxtcwp3u4g3wfj5n0c0wuh0t4prgqjhly76mj7aajkjcv5qun03xszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp376j8se4</id>
    
      <title type="html">Please boost. I’m doing a study of those of you that read my ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxtcwp3u4g3wfj5n0c0wuh0t4prgqjhly76mj7aajkjcv5qun03xszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp376j8se4" />
    <content type="html">
      Please boost.  I’m doing a study of those of you that read my posts&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#polls #nerlingersjokes
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-29T00:22:45Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqspjqv45dftueutxmufhpt6k0y45957weamqf4zvzrhn8m3yrl4s7czyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp379r5snx</id>
    
      <title type="html">The black one is probably the bass ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqspjqv45dftueutxmufhpt6k0y45957weamqf4zvzrhn8m3yrl4s7czyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp379r5snx" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsx0qcmkl0468tvg362glumh2vczawmvawngnsh7kp67lq6fewp7zgk663u6&#39;&gt;nevent1q…63u6&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The black one is probably the bass&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/109/158/269/746/076/original/50e25fe5b8ed6f86.jpeg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-29T00:13:17Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8g84vmd4ew7xmg2sz3m2sxn2fhlrys2u963lx57f82eh2rpnsg2czyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37rehl2g</id>
    
      <title type="html">I’m pretty sure Alice is a bot and that last picture is AI. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8g84vmd4ew7xmg2sz3m2sxn2fhlrys2u963lx57f82eh2rpnsg2czyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37rehl2g" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsw5pu4h53ezqqp6w9fxav3v65j584ycc97umgmah8x7nfpt06dqkq5l0qyn&#39;&gt;nevent1q…0qyn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I’m pretty sure Alice is a bot and that last picture is AI.  There’s no way “Alice’s” arm could bend nearly 180 degrees below the elbow to hold up that 1 finger
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-25T05:00:33Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstusw3t2cnrpe8z3refcevle94jl5834vpnth7r6jj2sefe59l8dszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37hj0lu8</id>
    
      <title type="html">That feeling someone is watching your every move 🤔 #dogs ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstusw3t2cnrpe8z3refcevle94jl5834vpnth7r6jj2sefe59l8dszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37hj0lu8" />
    <content type="html">
      That feeling someone is watching your every move 🤔&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#dogs #dogsofmastodon #nerlingersjokes&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/051/499/570/760/164/original/8112319c4ca41960.jpeg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-18T19:51:24Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9cxp2d5ye2saq6z6382j8608yxqf5qm6zes645mkrh8xkaq98zdczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp373dyl9a</id>
    
      <title type="html">😂👍</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9cxp2d5ye2saq6z6382j8608yxqf5qm6zes645mkrh8xkaq98zdczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp373dyl9a" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsysel9czuucsahc06a8tjkwy5xhdw0gp0enlepdk97y64pegf535qqlcrz4&#39;&gt;nevent1q…crz4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;😂👍
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-17T22:22:49Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqswftfqe5qwm22dgptzx6kuhk7c64lgn9tnzuf82g8gukn6t8mxkmczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37uym0kt</id>
    
      <title type="html">No one can say the Putin Leadership Template isn’t a wildly ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqswftfqe5qwm22dgptzx6kuhk7c64lgn9tnzuf82g8gukn6t8mxkmczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37uym0kt" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsyt33p3mupwzxr4xrxameqhksyq3sauqfrmh8yywt705c2q55cl6c067fdy&#39;&gt;nevent1q…7fdy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;No one can say the Putin Leadership Template isn’t a wildly successful way to stay in power
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-11T18:01:07Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfwjqksckh08fmkj0dr8cu0lj7ptd77qq35xv54xg9lvhfnjwdnegzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37wz5fet</id>
    
      <title type="html">Choose One and Boost Please #polls #nerlingersjokes</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfwjqksckh08fmkj0dr8cu0lj7ptd77qq35xv54xg9lvhfnjwdnegzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37wz5fet" />
    <content type="html">
      Choose One and Boost Please&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#polls #nerlingersjokes
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-08T14:47:13Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstpt5sk3u2x4ryy9nkczy3ksqsexpz905vy27gzy2lj9j7th506wgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37c2m2e6</id>
    
      <title type="html">Fukushima?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstpt5sk3u2x4ryy9nkczy3ksqsexpz905vy27gzy2lj9j7th506wgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37c2m2e6" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdfl75n2wgxgmye9n8xhmpy9yg23d9sd8m3l5t3scw6t7uvyrn6cqj7mr55&#39;&gt;nevent1q…mr55&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Fukushima?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-07T19:20:29Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw63l78zeas8wy9t84t2ha69fdzsq5v2mmscyaxd8wdhh3n546wxczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp375dn0cf</id>
    
      <title type="html">I’m sure you’ve heard banks were flagging his transactions as ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw63l78zeas8wy9t84t2ha69fdzsq5v2mmscyaxd8wdhh3n546wxczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp375dn0cf" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsyqfhhudmm72khfj0589td53j94ey52cacjwwl8p4v67l36jlq6agdlps0a&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ps0a&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I’m sure you’ve heard banks were flagging his transactions as suspicious, but nothing ever came of it, which sounds like what the government does for an informant
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-04T19:29:55Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9kpw4mkt42ree64zg4tuc0mey2jy9f54wqgp9nq6jpgw5j34l74gzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37n2hfn2</id>
    
      <title type="html">That was so bad I had to boost it so others can groan 😂</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9kpw4mkt42ree64zg4tuc0mey2jy9f54wqgp9nq6jpgw5j34l74gzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37n2hfn2" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxyp6wnq6mcgu3yvgwce3kt7yqyxtsqwjr0e6rgxf2f3cw7e7ra3cwv99zx&#39;&gt;nevent1q…99zx&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;That was so bad I had to boost it so others can groan 😂
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-02T19:24:05Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstsq2xgngn52e5lt09let60fu0ryldtkls4pmgu5kxz5gveetelkqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp375dmr9y</id>
    
      <title type="html">And still failing to meet the urgency of the moment. So what are ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstsq2xgngn52e5lt09let60fu0ryldtkls4pmgu5kxz5gveetelkqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp375dmr9y" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsz9c3rsj4wyw85cvc59wwynk94p9rqq0q6smuxt64q4mxrxyq4v5q9zh4nk&#39;&gt;nevent1q…h4nk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And still failing to meet the urgency of the moment.  So what are we to vote FOR when they’re satisfied with us simply voting against
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-26T18:20:15Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfu0jl7sq3aufp7p827dfwezmeaw9puqwvyjjx6dl6vl8fmjtefhgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37zpn4kn</id>
    
      <title type="html">For those living in the United States - are you: (Please boost) ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfu0jl7sq3aufp7p827dfwezmeaw9puqwvyjjx6dl6vl8fmjtefhgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37zpn4kn" />
    <content type="html">
      For those living in the United States - are you:&lt;br/&gt;(Please boost)&lt;br/&gt;#polls
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-26T15:04:00Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqst403rdjwtw2dxwhnq3wh7c2465mm70cz59gczsa2mc7ydgzezqxqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37070emm</id>
    
      <title type="html">I invented a Time Machine, but it takes the entire day to go 1 ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqst403rdjwtw2dxwhnq3wh7c2465mm70cz59gczsa2mc7ydgzezqxqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37070emm" />
    <content type="html">
      I invented a Time Machine, but it takes the entire day to go 1 day into the future.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#nerlingersjokes
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-17T22:28:09Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0nnrr9lst4jthc6mefwzt4nxy636u8lnkwkkc9t7mqqmml5v3nxqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37z8faqk</id>
    
      <title type="html">‘‘Tis the season indeed. We had to get a new one last month. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0nnrr9lst4jthc6mefwzt4nxy636u8lnkwkkc9t7mqqmml5v3nxqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37z8faqk" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8awgn6d5qfyps5e0kgl65w6rt9r486zc6298tyvpumeeuup9eccgjnf3r5&#39;&gt;nevent1q…f3r5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;‘‘Tis the season indeed.  We had to get a new one last month.  We got it online and under the model name it said “over 14,000 sold in the past week.”  I’m assuming that was nationwide, but still that is just one model in one week by one chain of stores? 🤯
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-16T00:57:07Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx5jmrq3rfn5a5ncruk6hzu3qtt0yk5jqw7kvnggk3240vmkmeyzgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37ryrf2z</id>
    
      <title type="html">#Texas flash flood warning system #memes ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx5jmrq3rfn5a5ncruk6hzu3qtt0yk5jqw7kvnggk3240vmkmeyzgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37ryrf2z" />
    <content type="html">
      #Texas flash flood warning system&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#memes&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/835/323/092/339/566/original/9cc553f1c52f9234.jpeg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-11T15:34:41Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqswsc3ptty9wxa9865w559y67gd9v9wsy3ekk2rwsxxtukqfuargxczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp377j25w5</id>
    
      <title type="html">As I was voting my dog started licking where his balls used to be ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqswsc3ptty9wxa9865w559y67gd9v9wsy3ekk2rwsxxtukqfuargxczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp377j25w5" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgjr2l82r3sr6fjkw8mntcrup8fhuw7zrkkcln694jwz5jt5zhxes5amhyh&#39;&gt;nevent1q…mhyh&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;As I was voting my dog started licking where his balls used to be 😂&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/831/337/943/121/296/original/a06e375ac1dd9709.jpeg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-10T22:39:59Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvtt32mnx6f4kujxa6ezeh9psyndr4neyq7rc5wyfdfjx0w0p9maczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37pujj2w</id>
    
      <title type="html">I’m thinking a cop in a very small town where nothing happens, ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvtt32mnx6f4kujxa6ezeh9psyndr4neyq7rc5wyfdfjx0w0p9maczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37pujj2w" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqswmz3fyrs99vv84m0r79yupv2epzcnh8jt7hdln889k6ssuum423qk04mvs&#39;&gt;nevent1q…4mvs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I’m thinking a cop in a very small town where nothing happens, like Mayberry.  You just have to lock up the town drunk every weekend
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-09T03:19:05Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqszssvaduvkrd6p9az882zrly620zw6xs0fh68admgmgv8k5q479pszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37veh5sa</id>
    
      <title type="html">Except fires in very hot or very cold weather, inhaling toxic ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqszssvaduvkrd6p9az882zrly620zw6xs0fh68admgmgv8k5q479pszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37veh5sa" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrjagwrky2dewpg8j6kq3n4txffn4rled4xjhyfszh5adlz9mtflq4qlcw5&#39;&gt;nevent1q…lcw5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Except fires in very hot or very cold weather, inhaling toxic fumes wearing cancer causing fire gear (they have a very high rate of cancer). 😬
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-09T03:11:02Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8pvuw8pd84yv8rqap8cvc5d72z5skey605secgkwa369042ge6xczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37yclvf7</id>
    
      <title type="html">Is there something wrong with that? 🤨</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8pvuw8pd84yv8rqap8cvc5d72z5skey605secgkwa369042ge6xczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37yclvf7" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsdgrsmyldx807gll52m7mhewhcmcmxnyml009c2ppqd4rxcd4tzegkg7dfs&#39;&gt;nevent1q…7dfs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Is there something wrong with that? 🤨
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-08T18:58:52Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgq5j350h0t2mjk8s8que3f7yn20chtq4r6amdzc5thnkeac0ts4qzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37mfj0yu</id>
    
      <title type="html">Our dogs always open the gates if they’re not locked. Do these ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgq5j350h0t2mjk8s8que3f7yn20chtq4r6amdzc5thnkeac0ts4qzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37mfj0yu" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2zerkfaamy756asdyqspzlmzljqcv4q6l7xu074ggjv6phhh4k9slykh3u&#39;&gt;nevent1q…kh3u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Our dogs always open the gates if they’re not locked.  Do these 2 look “clever” to you? 😂&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/809/290/692/395/168/original/c6adb7ab7e4ffc5b.jpeg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-07T01:13:32Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsywqyzfqvvc0l74zax26k4m0cs8veuvf8mk56z6k9q4vh4cg7a00szyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37yr9j8h</id>
    
      <title type="html">Except for his</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsywqyzfqvvc0l74zax26k4m0cs8veuvf8mk56z6k9q4vh4cg7a00szyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37yr9j8h" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs0wd4s3q0zc88tkl5y48qpgjw5hpq8sh4nd8l766ajttls8g3v78gkulewj&#39;&gt;nevent1q…lewj&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Except for his
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-06T19:06:47Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq9ez8v3h49nckjc9k8fhsm2ngsvw4fqatvwvhqyr7l6khckj224szyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37d8wq4h</id>
    
      <title type="html">Also Toro ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq9ez8v3h49nckjc9k8fhsm2ngsvw4fqatvwvhqyr7l6khckj224szyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37d8wq4h" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvyv8lre9p6vg253mmgynkf706yytc5fyzlr775kpxe07p7nslk4cs9t94l&#39;&gt;nevent1q…t94l&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Also Toro&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/807/631/780/030/281/original/742745c5c939d3f3.jpeg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-07-06T18:10:57Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxla6ja5pms8rq5zmghd8yp5darx6wy2klfrcrn329fs2vd2h0pkszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37qgzwxe</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsxla6ja5pms8rq5zmghd8yp5darx6wy2klfrcrn329fs2vd2h0pkszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37qgzwxe</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxla6ja5pms8rq5zmghd8yp5darx6wy2klfrcrn329fs2vd2h0pkszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37qgzwxe" />
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      Doh!&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/770/095/752/179/476/original/ab8207cd00ebc17e.jpeg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-30T03:05:59Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxdhs53mvht4m0uw9383ju637va639ap7r0p6w2vfsc20ah6qp5mczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37urqzey</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsxdhs53mvht4m0uw9383ju637va639ap7r0p6w2vfsc20ah6qp5mczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37urqzey</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxdhs53mvht4m0uw9383ju637va639ap7r0p6w2vfsc20ah6qp5mczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37urqzey" />
    <content type="html">
      OK. I’m going to need everyone here to sign an NDA
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-28T02:14:41Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsde070gh8u0dlq4p3c50d6crm8zex7l7rfze7yde3p4q45mlwp3wqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37g2l8e6</id>
    
      <title type="html">Ethel and Earnest singing “I Got You Babe”</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsde070gh8u0dlq4p3c50d6crm8zex7l7rfze7yde3p4q45mlwp3wqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37g2l8e6" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvhqnme6ef9n0xvpqlgrd2npdn5dm3qfwu2q7phq3nfaxjdw9ccscthfgqj&#39;&gt;nevent1q…fgqj&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Ethel and Earnest singing “I Got You Babe”
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-12T18:00:30Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9zt47r7nuxgka5t9zgf4sghj9hmmr2m9dx6fzfmjsgh2q3v6qqdgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37c4jt26</id>
    
      <title type="html">The horror!</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9zt47r7nuxgka5t9zgf4sghj9hmmr2m9dx6fzfmjsgh2q3v6qqdgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37c4jt26" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqswx7rnfk2n38vehjqu43kg2kztlgs6ksv74mevv07rpdfaamlxa2gc7nytl&#39;&gt;nevent1q…nytl&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The horror!
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-12T17:52:39Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrhyjvakgv9mwlrm0zmdsrxshxuymj23urup980gfh88y8ds9djeqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37nsrhg7</id>
    
      <title type="html">Are 2 clouds acceptable? ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrhyjvakgv9mwlrm0zmdsrxshxuymj23urup980gfh88y8ds9djeqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37nsrhg7" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspcar78qlv4s4dvzxlszl07x2t43zcfrr0hqf88r032fvz368jexqup6uqy&#39;&gt;nevent1q…6uqy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Are 2 clouds acceptable?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://beige.party/@Nerde/114529878748751975&#34;&gt;https://beige.party/@Nerde/114529878748751975&lt;/a&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-06-05T19:15:03Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsptez0cmah4fhu20fugzmyyh6qv309z39ymm9f337z0rlwmexp3cszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37tteuq6</id>
    
      <title type="html">Milkshake NFTs 😉</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsptez0cmah4fhu20fugzmyyh6qv309z39ymm9f337z0rlwmexp3cszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37tteuq6" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqswy7dhhqgtl5ka3hf7ntq4r2wlj75e8gelpw6usca9wxv2qd4a4xg0lsp0y&#39;&gt;nevent1q…sp0y&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Milkshake NFTs 😉
    </content>
    <updated>2025-05-31T16:26:37Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdpu2edaxwq78v033zydzd8f3fkdwv5thrd48t9q00zdaae5upheczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37uk4d8x</id>
    
      <title type="html">Who Let The Hot Dogs Out #CookOutASongOrPoem #HashTagGames</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdpu2edaxwq78v033zydzd8f3fkdwv5thrd48t9q00zdaae5upheczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37uk4d8x" />
    <content type="html">
      Who Let The Hot Dogs Out&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#CookOutASongOrPoem &lt;br/&gt;#HashTagGames
    </content>
    <updated>2025-05-29T01:20:16Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx43vs4sgpkfga0l95ztg6qg2wwg30ux9efx7zfcayn4ajjstkztgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37pzu08h</id>
    
      <title type="html">I assure myself they are no match for my superior intellect, as I ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx43vs4sgpkfga0l95ztg6qg2wwg30ux9efx7zfcayn4ajjstkztgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37pzu08h" />
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      I assure myself they are no match for my superior intellect, as I make a fifth attempt at creating an economical escape proof dog pen for the pups&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#nerlingersjokes #dogs #dogsofmastodon&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/570/875/291/937/508/original/7282b3e0511ca137.jpeg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2025-05-25T22:41:04Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs95tsmtjnea8ngvypvnvwjjz6ethz060qkmjhhcp855rprtk7h9fczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37n2r88q</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs95tsmtjnea8ngvypvnvwjjz6ethz060qkmjhhcp855rprtk7h9fczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37n2r88q</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs95tsmtjnea8ngvypvnvwjjz6ethz060qkmjhhcp855rprtk7h9fczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37n2r88q" />
    <content type="html">
      #maga&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/531/215/821/397/674/original/0f01c01c83b44f3f.jpeg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2025-05-18T22:37:26Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqz4wjwzn2pl6t7zf5wg0xshw2e79wqy2v8vmh83wzjpxncpxxh6qzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37fcynkf</id>
    
      <title type="html">All of them, eh?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqz4wjwzn2pl6t7zf5wg0xshw2e79wqy2v8vmh83wzjpxncpxxh6qzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37fcynkf" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs0dgg4dhla7cxxgdeaxec72gmlfujzqc5y334ay7sv5v8zfaa74kg8ep3x0&#39;&gt;nevent1q…p3x0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;All of them, eh?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-05-18T16:02:22Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw94frdgxtaqr20rk7a6huy5spj54y2pv4g2fhdn5ekmqqrq0vyfszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37kp2wz4</id>
    
      <title type="html">😳</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw94frdgxtaqr20rk7a6huy5spj54y2pv4g2fhdn5ekmqqrq0vyfszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37kp2wz4" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9duwvj4akc0447vt0t83lut5azcmdzzrwesq2ersqfd768cfnqssy399hj&#39;&gt;nevent1q…99hj&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;😳
    </content>
    <updated>2025-05-15T15:10:44Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqspsvy66jm4juwt3pjftnhx20m6vj8kxynug8ywfecdlq296ynjzrgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37ywjkgn</id>
    
      <title type="html">The #Chicago #Whitesox are 3-1 since the new Pope. Just saying ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqspsvy66jm4juwt3pjftnhx20m6vj8kxynug8ywfecdlq296ynjzrgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37ywjkgn" />
    <content type="html">
      The #Chicago #Whitesox are 3-1 since the new Pope.  Just saying &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#sports #mlb #baseball
    </content>
    <updated>2025-05-14T17:56:50Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8h0fzlaclmt269ausmf428mw4rlxhcnpmlvh7z9puzgkgx5xv6ugzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37g2xfxz</id>
    
      <title type="html">By all means, feel free to stop at the bottom of the escalator ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8h0fzlaclmt269ausmf428mw4rlxhcnpmlvh7z9puzgkgx5xv6ugzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37g2xfxz" />
    <content type="html">
      By all means, feel free to stop at the bottom of the escalator and decide what you’re going to do next, I’ll just jog backwards in place until you’re done with your Mitch McConnell minute.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#shortrants #nerlingersjokes
    </content>
    <updated>2025-05-10T22:36:14Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxee6stvyh7l7zpk9vxp0pwx296znr0v272tfqwm2c9xsxy7nla9szyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37rup6px</id>
    
      <title type="html">I think they better cough up some more cash if they want their ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxee6stvyh7l7zpk9vxp0pwx296znr0v272tfqwm2c9xsxy7nla9szyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37rup6px" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsfj30y77qrztlf2cnrhe8j20wlgrf88lgyw3ge40utpf0ppmgnpvqq9a3kj&#39;&gt;nevent1q…a3kj&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I think they better cough up some more cash if they want their kids to have better grades 😉
    </content>
    <updated>2025-05-06T03:19:19Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdy2n883mve2906ry96k9jkns88wt5wp6g7sx2td6kzhv94g0pe4gzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp370xmr26</id>
    
      <title type="html">It’s both Teacher Appreciation Week and National Nurses’ Week ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdy2n883mve2906ry96k9jkns88wt5wp6g7sx2td6kzhv94g0pe4gzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp370xmr26" />
    <content type="html">
      It’s both Teacher Appreciation Week and National Nurses’ Week and I think there’s going to be a fight
    </content>
    <updated>2025-05-06T03:14:43Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfdte7zrfhg0ks0vmjrfz7xqvvzfpc8wu3qwdm7z7spqe6ufs79fgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37wmae4s</id>
    
      <title type="html">They’re “tough on crime”, but only when it’s crimes they ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfdte7zrfhg0ks0vmjrfz7xqvvzfpc8wu3qwdm7z7spqe6ufs79fgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37wmae4s" />
    <content type="html">
      They’re “tough on crime”, but only when it’s crimes they haven’t committed
    </content>
    <updated>2025-05-05T00:21:35Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg0mz06a67fsagxkupkc4gaq2fp2fqs2zua0mctt3x30v2ms7ft2czyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37s0lwek</id>
    
      <title type="html">What’s the opposite of the Renaissance, because I think ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg0mz06a67fsagxkupkc4gaq2fp2fqs2zua0mctt3x30v2ms7ft2czyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37s0lwek" />
    <content type="html">
      What’s the opposite of the Renaissance, because I think that’s the era we’re all in.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-04-24T01:25:55Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqspf3lqx4nwhfmys0w28a78rxdxcnx389cz59qkwzql22vu34aswsqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp376k4crd</id>
    
      <title type="html">My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqspf3lqx4nwhfmys0w28a78rxdxcnx389cz59qkwzql22vu34aswsqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp376k4crd" />
    <content type="html">
      My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups and searching the refrigerator for where that smell is coming from.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#nerlingersjokes
    </content>
    <updated>2025-04-23T14:52:05Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgnakjflahg3zek3ntkdxkt9v97y893h95355kwcfnk92lprhv9kszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp375dml3y</id>
    
      <title type="html">And it doubles as a shoe polish!</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgnakjflahg3zek3ntkdxkt9v97y893h95355kwcfnk92lprhv9kszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp375dml3y" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8fl625nzslyyegmwucpj6z8sje8ss3p9tnsqpnqh0rvls6a3xf6s8haq88&#39;&gt;nevent1q…aq88&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And it doubles as a shoe polish!
    </content>
    <updated>2025-04-19T23:23:49Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyw93yjggzlysqe043u9krc7da0nrdknuec63jdgekqmjd8ktqawczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp374fxfcg</id>
    
      <title type="html">And its on Fox, right?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyw93yjggzlysqe043u9krc7da0nrdknuec63jdgekqmjd8ktqawczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp374fxfcg" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8kra00qa5uh9cnttg0fw8pxd0kjupy4k96vntyfchdmpuyfvfjhcjgfrcu&#39;&gt;nevent1q…frcu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And its on Fox, right?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-04-18T14:21:02Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9s8gmcq8tqdwc9u7d22m50m79trvaylh84wgftgtpuxsgwnns9sczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37htztvx</id>
    
      <title type="html">I don’t think it’s right that God allows some people to eat ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9s8gmcq8tqdwc9u7d22m50m79trvaylh84wgftgtpuxsgwnns9sczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37htztvx" />
    <content type="html">
      I don’t think it’s right that God allows some people to eat pork and not others
    </content>
    <updated>2025-04-16T01:48:47Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrp8hjg6uj9tmfk3d4flummdyu4uwnvute50esg7suhnvy3u5xl7szyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37av904s</id>
    
      <title type="html">I suffered for years. Ice works best. Also I didn’t know this ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrp8hjg6uj9tmfk3d4flummdyu4uwnvute50esg7suhnvy3u5xl7szyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37av904s" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs95l4xfzpzctn4p98u2m354wrzu2mnvhm7xugcpq28m6zlsujevlsp5gpmc&#39;&gt;nevent1q…gpmc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I suffered for years.  Ice works best.  Also I didn’t know this but lower back pain is often caused by tightness in hip and buttocks muscles.  I often do hip and hamstring stretches which relieves a lot of the pain.  Good luck 👍
    </content>
    <updated>2025-04-15T22:36:56Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx6qscqd49ujvsgj7rhtw2c8e6mnl9h2s00hkhj9x5fgr20gyggxczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37e8p5av</id>
    
      <title type="html">For those of us that support the sciences, to start the day today ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsx6qscqd49ujvsgj7rhtw2c8e6mnl9h2s00hkhj9x5fgr20gyggxczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37e8p5av" />
    <content type="html">
      For those of us that support the sciences, to start the day today I’d like to single out the geologists and say, if you’re about to rock, we salute you. 🫡&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#nerlingersjokes #acdc #Science
    </content>
    <updated>2025-04-15T15:37:38Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfghy9ecf3jceja03rqfw34j249gxtppw3mvarnq3mkypwhmu0nnqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37e0keat</id>
    
      <title type="html">Ace Hardware of Spades #diyasongpoemorquote #HashtagGames ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfghy9ecf3jceja03rqfw34j249gxtppw3mvarnq3mkypwhmu0nnqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37e0keat" />
    <content type="html">
      Ace Hardware of Spades&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#diyasongpoemorquote &lt;br/&gt;#HashtagGames&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/271/418/560/968/568/original/13021b75a1e751b2.webp&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-04-03T01:25:03Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv3l8z24xmcz7dm6d40ahd2jd4l69tmy0xrplxkc6qv0f2st0ynegzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp373mlgt0</id>
    
      <title type="html">You’re STILL with HIM? #JudgementalFortuneCookies #HashTagGames</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv3l8z24xmcz7dm6d40ahd2jd4l69tmy0xrplxkc6qv0f2st0ynegzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp373mlgt0" />
    <content type="html">
      You’re STILL with HIM?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#JudgementalFortuneCookies&lt;br/&gt;#HashTagGames
    </content>
    <updated>2025-04-02T01:38:31Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgs62zxzwq8cl0y57srj9emp8slaaxrzdqejd2umpxxqxqk8x37gqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37h8lcvv</id>
    
      <title type="html">Empathy is a weakness, unless it’s empathy for #maga ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgs62zxzwq8cl0y57srj9emp8slaaxrzdqejd2umpxxqxqk8x37gqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37h8lcvv" />
    <content type="html">
      Empathy is a weakness, unless it’s empathy for #maga #billionaires that aren’t making as much profit as they were before they implemented their very own #Project2025 😢
    </content>
    <updated>2025-03-30T01:06:08Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2z4vt5ydxkct7pv33l8k02y7xtmzekpw60chp5e0cktt0duf6x4szyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37qzla9v</id>
    
      <title type="html">You can’t blame Trump for this latest breach of national ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2z4vt5ydxkct7pv33l8k02y7xtmzekpw60chp5e0cktt0duf6x4szyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37qzla9v" />
    <content type="html">
      You can’t blame Trump for this latest breach of national security, because when asked he said “I know nothing about that”.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#uspol
    </content>
    <updated>2025-03-26T00:35:49Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9zr8smxjgne6t5n7zjxzdjf3e4laxfw0e7tu587np8t8sq9su2lczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37grt6mr</id>
    
      <title type="html">I’ll bet if you ask him, none of them are</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9zr8smxjgne6t5n7zjxzdjf3e4laxfw0e7tu587np8t8sq9su2lczyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37grt6mr" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9xxk62elhnl39n7kp7xz9xw5q06cyqrzxmgnxxeuf3y5lsl67jds8q4rlg&#39;&gt;nevent1q…4rlg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I’ll bet if you ask him, none of them are
    </content>
    <updated>2025-03-25T18:02:35Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0zd6gr0m6d6cayk9kph3p9d746tc9ddayu09mtuva7v3m7ztjhcszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37vlkllk</id>
    
      <title type="html">Can you deliver this package for me? 😉</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0zd6gr0m6d6cayk9kph3p9d746tc9ddayu09mtuva7v3m7ztjhcszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37vlkllk" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsqhs6j8fdn3fxfz0j8ggqtj2nksyagrzwq3anzwsfat86z6t0w8lqpzrrgr&#39;&gt;nevent1q…rrgr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Can you deliver this package for me? 😉
    </content>
    <updated>2025-03-25T16:27:55Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvpxx338v8p80tr4x9vrkv5vcxdlvcdt6xrxe6y5fkrsrc6xh0g9szyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37ud9t9l</id>
    
      <title type="html">I’m in. How much money do you need?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvpxx338v8p80tr4x9vrkv5vcxdlvcdt6xrxe6y5fkrsrc6xh0g9szyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37ud9t9l" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsvaqvgnlm9ustln694qxf0s7t6meyjfadxgy4ns5j6g895dqlrhecgz82sf&#39;&gt;nevent1q…82sf&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I’m in.  How much money do you need?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-03-23T19:32:30Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrc2egc2mt33stac53gsewvvlmavahmm4udqs2yrmsv5nuz2enzyszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp375xf94d</id>
    
      <title type="html">So it has shoulder straps? 🤔</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrc2egc2mt33stac53gsewvvlmavahmm4udqs2yrmsv5nuz2enzyszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp375xf94d" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxxhlph0zugwhse8c22k55c5tykxdlagcz3n0ryjspqadsavwrefgj328lt&#39;&gt;nevent1q…28lt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;So it has shoulder straps? 🤔
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    <updated>2025-03-23T19:23:39Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqstmuenystf4l34sp7jq5ma2uakc7vskzaedzjx8k8djrz8awtn57qzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37cwdedn</id>
    
      <title type="html">Maybe there are billionaires in Canada that also need to be freed ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqstmuenystf4l34sp7jq5ma2uakc7vskzaedzjx8k8djrz8awtn57qzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37cwdedn" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsp9spqkdz2u3ujdzc5rjfsqy6qy5pra0jad924py89ku2cwdjhejsu03v2y&#39;&gt;nevent1q…3v2y&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Maybe there are billionaires in Canada that also need to be freed from taxation?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-03-19T19:17:25Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfujfjxsxu9dnujvea20s49hu5f8x68ql7nyecrn4f7t25zldh9jgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37dm4vh5</id>
    
      <title type="html">I emailed Neil Tyson Degrasse asking him if lasagna crosses the ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfujfjxsxu9dnujvea20s49hu5f8x68ql7nyecrn4f7t25zldh9jgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37dm4vh5" />
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      I emailed Neil Tyson Degrasse asking him if lasagna crosses the event horizon of a black hole does it become spaghetti?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#nerlingersjokes #space #deepthoughts #blackholes
    </content>
    <updated>2025-03-19T02:16:36Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz50ze3vc9xszudp9q8cpf55qmxkr68htyp6l54jklx8l5f0znpyszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37wv76rx</id>
    
      <title type="html">Also, they openly support Project 2025 ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz50ze3vc9xszudp9q8cpf55qmxkr68htyp6l54jklx8l5f0znpyszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37wv76rx" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrskdk4pmm6w7w9lg752ll3sutx26egq3ye8378tdakq69lrd6gasl7m0m9&#39;&gt;nevent1q…m0m9&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Also, they openly support Project 2025&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/155/672/372/115/540/original/64ae45106e33eae6.jpeg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2025-03-13T14:49:22Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2gyv05w7xw38z274c86sepzydxe4jvv4qdd3x0euee8237yhc67czyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp375mnkev</id>
    
      <title type="html">You get a tariff! And you get a tariff! Everybody gets a tariff! ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2gyv05w7xw38z274c86sepzydxe4jvv4qdd3x0euee8237yhc67czyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp375mnkev" />
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      You get a tariff! And you get a tariff! Everybody gets a tariff!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#trump #uspol #useconomy&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/099/194/662/931/835/original/b5297bb17a56d7db.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-03-03T15:27:05Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd5g35ggn47xy8mghhp7zrn6t59vpq4x9y0hw035e2emr6f20yqpgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37xmtnv8</id>
    
      <title type="html">Exactly. None of this goes away with #Trump. The cult of ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd5g35ggn47xy8mghhp7zrn6t59vpq4x9y0hw035e2emr6f20yqpgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37xmtnv8" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2r9zruxery4m7svxgz83j45t5j2ualccx0fac25qj9yhjk26apjsf4r0ur&#39;&gt;nevent1q…r0ur&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Exactly. None of this goes away with #Trump.  The cult of personality will be lost, but they’ll find another, which is exactly what #ElonMusk has been positioning himself to inherit for years. He saw what Trump has and he wants that for himself.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-03-01T20:55:51Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8njzpljmza59lrx76mgzc2f8s2n232t4aa9fr89taywa47xjxdgszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37ngjzef</id>
    
      <title type="html">I bet #mattgaetz is feeling double crossed with #trump welcoming ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8njzpljmza59lrx76mgzc2f8s2n232t4aa9fr89taywa47xjxdgszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37ngjzef" />
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      I bet #mattgaetz is feeling double crossed with #trump welcoming Tristan and #AndrewTate to the USA 🤷
    </content>
    <updated>2025-02-28T16:22:05Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdpaj4tagyvgwghfqxxs632sftw80jsnrjszyjyqqhflk4as3ep0qzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp373ltt6f</id>
    
      <title type="html">You’d think a felony conviction would have done already 🤷</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdpaj4tagyvgwghfqxxs632sftw80jsnrjszyjyqqhflk4as3ep0qzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp373ltt6f" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsfw2jh5xq23693h353df5c467u4vlaxu2jqxdwqugp25sgfljz47skzmjjm&#39;&gt;nevent1q…mjjm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;You’d think a felony conviction would have done already 🤷
    </content>
    <updated>2025-02-22T18:40:00Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfu3raq88mm4j6fdjkswrvxrfdfsek4ydfw54hkf8luzcmskhnv5szyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37rdq4ty</id>
    
      <title type="html">Mold Time Rock and Roll - Bob Seger #SmellASongOrPoem ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfu3raq88mm4j6fdjkswrvxrfdfsek4ydfw54hkf8luzcmskhnv5szyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37rdq4ty" />
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      Mold Time Rock and Roll - Bob Seger&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#SmellASongOrPoem&lt;br/&gt;#HashTagGames
    </content>
    <updated>2025-02-17T03:37:10Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqazjxf42v9ularrgc4fgq0075fr77hrmza4ujjrmdmntvkrmxwzszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37yepran</id>
    
      <title type="html">Caramel Knowledge #sweettoothabookorplay #HashtagGames</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqazjxf42v9ularrgc4fgq0075fr77hrmza4ujjrmdmntvkrmxwzszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37yepran" />
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      Caramel Knowledge &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#sweettoothabookorplay &lt;br/&gt;#HashtagGames
    </content>
    <updated>2025-02-16T03:18:22Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgf947snf4xf2uu9te4tsppysg6zpskuksfh35k54memu7ekw9dmqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37v343e9</id>
    
      <title type="html">#satire #ElonMusk Mexico, Canada, and China Cut off Elon Musk’s ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgf947snf4xf2uu9te4tsppysg6zpskuksfh35k54memu7ekw9dmqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37v343e9" />
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      #satire #ElonMusk &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Mexico, Canada, and China Cut off Elon Musk’s Supply of Ketamine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/mexico-canada-and-china-cut-off-elon?publication_id=2337656&amp;amp;post_id=156238464&amp;amp;isFreemail=true&amp;amp;r=28wve6&amp;amp;triedRedirect=true&#34;&gt;https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/mexico-canada-and-china-cut-off-elon?publication_id=2337656&amp;amp;post_id=156238464&amp;amp;isFreemail=true&amp;amp;r=28wve6&amp;amp;triedRedirect=true&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2025-02-02T00:14:02Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyr0gf6w6yuvj27spau2fgstxrmfyr347ghtlnhwkdgflgpmhagsgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37dnzsrm</id>
    
      <title type="html">I drink a provolone #CheeseAnything #HashTagGames ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyr0gf6w6yuvj27spau2fgstxrmfyr347ghtlnhwkdgflgpmhagsgzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37dnzsrm" />
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      I drink a provolone &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#CheeseAnything &lt;br/&gt;#HashTagGames &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kDf5zpwT6LU&#34;&gt;https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kDf5zpwT6LU&lt;/a&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2025-02-01T02:36:59Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqs96k9z8ghannhchj8uapl673wc8z5w0da8my3kye5nt04vxmlc2cszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37r2c479</id>
    
      <title type="html">They have a Starbucks in Babylon?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqs96k9z8ghannhchj8uapl673wc8z5w0da8my3kye5nt04vxmlc2cszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37r2c479" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxl3mlu2pw38ekm0us9f2pyh39sngy3yyyc8lztzmx8nlnwq63wecvdvngy&#39;&gt;nevent1q…vngy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;They have a Starbucks in Babylon?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-01-25T19:28:50Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf2t6mnm0wlgkhrclsvg9u7kmgcrl0n90ukshn70gnxzk2a44m6jqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp3748yl04</id>
    
      <title type="html">Attention - All parents dropping their children off at middle ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf2t6mnm0wlgkhrclsvg9u7kmgcrl0n90ukshn70gnxzk2a44m6jqzyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp3748yl04" />
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      Attention -  All parents dropping their children off at middle school - do not allow your child to exit your car until you’re at exactly the closet point to the gate.  Who knows what could happen if your child has to walk that extra 5 to 10 feet if you don’t.  Everyone behind you in a hurry to get to work is happy to wait for you.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-01-21T15:14:21Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvdk9mu39qrcwc3f2fw2ykswydqja05dxf4pp75q3tt5k83e5x8uszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37e8svng</id>
    
      <title type="html">They’ve all blocked me</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvdk9mu39qrcwc3f2fw2ykswydqja05dxf4pp75q3tt5k83e5x8uszyz70gmj0dggtekv3v0wfg6wh0fn3md9at8gy83tsd82n7pjhqnp37e8svng" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspl0cq3tarkmgjz944uh07f5pcgfspyqehzp60gypq7naemvzrv4qs5mypc&#39;&gt;nevent1q…mypc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;They’ve all blocked me
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    <updated>2025-01-21T02:37:21Z</updated>
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