2026-08-23T20:54:32Z https://njump.me kaffando https://njump.me/npub1hpe6lp6nexwz4g68mf5lw44n3sg00euvxeymm3v8h9qjdwvql22qqev47a https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/109/248/207/518/940/576/original/a69bfcdbe2b4ca7c.jpg https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/109/248/207/518/940/576/original/a69bfcdbe2b4ca7c.jpg https://njump.me/nevent1qqswmlq00ywa2z9wm708ghunl68gueetgyj4rk0nn0dwcz0yxyxwcvqzyzu88tu820yec24rgldxna6kkwxppal83smyn0w9s7u5zf4esrafgkf2t5h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrq5jm9nyrrck0naz9nxtsh8v5lfhf04x79zmyyv52dqs63l3lngs4k96x2'>nevent1q…96x2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#39;Arvo! <br/><br/>Yep, I&#39;m all for recognising his longevity of premiership, but a plaque or something is fine. This will be like the Captain Cook thing, where it will cost thousands and thousands every year to keep it tidy, until they eventually give up! 2026-05-16T02:12:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswc7qw2faeq7pjamhxl3rc65fcqecxgd25qfy06c49qgyeyfm3hlgzyzu88tu820yec24rgldxna6kkwxppal83smyn0w9s7u5zf4esrafgm440jw I&#39;m sorry, the shashlik is HOW MUCH?? <br/>#takeaway<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/095/793/421/087/345/original/c6f64fd960bb9c6c.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-19T06:08:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswahz8702yglhwj876c8m3qqc8dyq49vtad8vpk8us5dj9rc35r4czyzu88tu820yec24rgldxna6kkwxppal83smyn0w9s7u5zf4esrafg5wq5yg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxlh0z9tplgpdsasj4v2lj8t247sl6qgzjtvr0928d3rxwu3ta02srl52u2'>nevent1q…52u2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Pleased you enjoy those two, then. Must say, Sean Penn in OBAA was brilliant. Deserves an Oscar for that. 2026-02-08T04:45:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8srafgpjzzcpqe5k67rlj9lvfdgsepfdar8vza6q4je452623spszyzu88tu820yec24rgldxna6kkwxppal83smyn0w9s7u5zf4esrafgxzjatn Fucking, FUCKING LEAF BLOWERS can fuck the fuck RIGHT THE FUCK OFF. 2026-01-30T03:57:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr4z62znl07xyjn8czzmjywl5529qg9rc4mkkzyks9q4mngctx7dgzyzu88tu820yec24rgldxna6kkwxppal83smyn0w9s7u5zf4esrafgy7c8y6 In other news, did you know you can get a kettle and toaster from Georg Jensen for a mere $568? <br/><br/>What??!<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/722/507/445/140/092/original/851c3863dd87ecbd.png"> <br/> 2025-12-15T07:56:15Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2vgcezl4mdeggrmjjfuvme7hk66ndm5w4e80r449sndlkr0udc5szyzu88tu820yec24rgldxna6kkwxppal83smyn0w9s7u5zf4esrafgyrjta5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf9ka642te6frqmslznccptqsgjw25mm04s67hygps5pucgp2g4dqnn2yn0'>nevent1q…2yn0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Cricket out in the street, with the neighbours, using the metal rubbish bins as stumps. 🏏 2025-11-30T04:19:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp5c9f7rpfey2jwlehuac95vvla4q4gjvjrwrwl5kh6f0dxm8q05qzyzu88tu820yec24rgldxna6kkwxppal83smyn0w9s7u5zf4esrafgvg8erw The Australian #ABC &#34;news&#34; page.<br/><br/>Just fcking stop.<br/><br/>#PrinceAndrew #Epstein<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/476/730/811/694/466/original/136f7c04c489f689.png"> <br/> 2025-11-01T22:12:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgevs86smc0tcmfa839tkl5jn9hsuwrakdn0sc2j8jsrwpzrud87szyzu88tu820yec24rgldxna6kkwxppal83smyn0w9s7u5zf4esrafgw46rga The first item on the 7pm national news on the <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub14vrw08uur448cqh6g77n97yhhc0n2pnrt9xwryw204q38fzut2dswm0w8t" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub14vrw08uur448cqh6g77n97yhhc0n2pnrt9xwryw204q38fzut2dswm0w8t</span> (<span class="italic">npub14vr…0w8t</span>)</a></span> #ABCNews is about the #Oasis concert.<br/><br/>I give the fuck up.<br/><br/>(Yes, yes...it was about a fuckwit with a flare, but the first item on the program? Seriously?) 2025-11-01T08:03:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrfcdlyvr4xlpx7qhdxhqetpxmtxhzqsd7a78qydqftfafrq7ylxgzyzu88tu820yec24rgldxna6kkwxppal83smyn0w9s7u5zf4esrafgqezyjh So, nothing dodgy with this.<br/><br/>Nothing, at all.<br/><br/>Also, fyi <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub163hduy0fd2evxcc7298ck4yplx9pege9ne06wgra9h342jcxh5wszvmv0n" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Mastodon</span> (<span class="italic">npub163h…mv0n</span>)</a></span> <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1fadds4segc79ja5xhw4wwe676jsgcml6eut6nz6j6ddkcffa2hxqvadvs4" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Mastodon :mastodon:</span> (<span class="italic">npub1fad…dvs4</span>)</a></span> I&#39;m unable to report this post - get a 404 message when trying to submit the report. <br/>Also, unable to quote it, saying it does not exist.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/295/457/804/415/909/original/8521bbcf5ce1c47c.png"> <br/> 2025-09-30T21:51:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxfmxluamcdr4v6jrqcxm54x23q783q5vpqqysygv092qlcg398vgzyzu88tu820yec24rgldxna6kkwxppal83smyn0w9s7u5zf4esrafgln76qr I seriously do not have any fcks to give about Hulk Hogan. <br/><br/>Not any.<br/>None. 2025-07-24T22:03:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsylx8a3xrrdsuyk6y5p2a493ttt64r2vmanj77xvk2vewqga6uuhgzyzu88tu820yec24rgldxna6kkwxppal83smyn0w9s7u5zf4esrafgqrtmpv So, apparently....<br/><br/>NBNCo planned maintenance in your area will occur between 7AM - 7PM from 10/07/25 to 16/07/25.<br/><br/>That&#39;s 12 hours per DAY for 7 days.<br/><br/>How am I meant to work during this full week of no internet?<br/><br/>Of course, you can&#39;t contact #NBNCo you have to contact your provider, who tell you it&#39;s not their issue, it&#39;s....yes, well.<br/><br/>I don&#39;t have a work phone so I won&#39;t hotspot from my personal phone as I don&#39;t have a large data plan.<br/><br/>It&#39;s twenty fcken twenty five &amp; we have this shite. 2025-07-02T07:53:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstawwdvcm5fgjtwrr8z0a3p5z63fx0mpm9xs5hjl96l0fkwc07zygzyzu88tu820yec24rgldxna6kkwxppal83smyn0w9s7u5zf4esrafg3sacle In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspnw9vfl6yjzf48nvm7tyt8s0y0kfhlqnjyxddgpwykajrrz4ex8qml02ug'>nevent1q…02ug</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m in the next electorate and I&#39;ll be so pissed if he wins. Zoe has done a fantastic job for Goldstein, yet they piss all over her. 2025-05-05T08:25:37Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq0vxt7hh5ukrms9muq4j3ugpruzh9ftty8aqlcf9w9wjz2vymw0czyzu88tu820yec24rgldxna6kkwxppal83smyn0w9s7u5zf4esrafgj2vgye Yanis Varoufakis has spoken for some time about technofeudalism, which he says &#34;shows how the owners of big tech became the world&#39;s feudal overlords –replacing capitalism with a fundamentally new system that enslaves our minds, defies democracy and rewrite the rules of global power.&#34;<br/><br/>Mr Varoufakis is the ex-Finance Minister of Greece, one of the founders of DiEM25 and a world-renowned speaker. <br/><br/>This is how <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub14vrw08uur448cqh6g77n97yhhc0n2pnrt9xwryw204q38fzut2dswm0w8t" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub14vrw08uur448cqh6g77n97yhhc0n2pnrt9xwryw204q38fzut2dswm0w8t</span> (<span class="italic">npub14vr…0w8t</span>)</a></span> news Australia treats him:<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/964/848/601/913/346/original/d8126f5278aca87a.png"> <br/> 2025-02-07T22:04:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw0rv6nruq2a0kzh5rrm6h003d53fd2hgffhy72ky8ewqg9vg5cdczyzu88tu820yec24rgldxna6kkwxppal83smyn0w9s7u5zf4esrafg6ruldn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgdpg43auwf70kxm8jgakll9qx7y7pljjdh6nhg7p6rhdksgdxzrgxq2l4d'>nevent1q…2l4d</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Buon compleanno! (looks like you&#39;re in an Italian restaurant 🇮🇹 ). Enjoy your special day!<br/><br/>😎 🍷 🍾 2025-01-09T02:26:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2xysup6z5nwjqundryxcjs68wmlydtnszgmqfqtdlgss5qav26uqzyzu88tu820yec24rgldxna6kkwxppal83smyn0w9s7u5zf4esrafga7sg2s Huh.<br/>🤷‍♀️ <br/>#COVIDisNOTover <br/>#WearaN95mask <br/>COVID-19 cases are rising in Victoria, with hospitalisations increasing by 59 per cent over the past month.<br/><br/>59%<br/><br/>Yeah, CAUTION oughta do it.<br/><br/>NOTE: There is NOT ONE MENTION of putting on a fcken mask in this article.<br/>Not one. <br/><br/><a href="https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-11-30/victoria-covid-cases-hospitalisations-on-rise-summer-wave/104664398">https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-11-30/victoria-covid-cases-hospitalisations-on-rise-summer-wave/104664398</a><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/569/521/823/610/392/original/6e7d77014e5f0c35.png"> <br/> 2024-11-30T02:23:53Z