2026-08-28T14:13:10Z https://njump.me The Turtle https://njump.me/npub1jsacm8lewh862anhw6zerx3yhkm5vggvmc8e7h3h32rmattm7nast7py3j https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/accounts/avatars/109/293/902/082/222/533/original/c1dc8d93a376619b.jpg https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/accounts/avatars/109/293/902/082/222/533/original/c1dc8d93a376619b.jpg https://njump.me/nevent1qqstrjke94epd4r90mj4zcake0tnks76tl5glajsmzvw960uhvue89qzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060k0nc3kt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0dxj8jdhfzsf3d6qyrlzhnsz96h39l63yp55ahna9x3c3sq298mcen952r'>nevent1q…952r</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>he&#39;s s a convenient figurehead, or figureanus. 2026-05-12T16:42:13Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2r63x9gpfwxgdt7r08syfpzkpfwsskdh8m8rfc8379p4gasnmqqszyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060k8vjfw7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfkhz2mz68g60egppwmvu3v830hjt8n5l9ugup7w2cnzh48d8ms0qanxrsh'>nevent1q…xrsh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>2027 was too soon for trump to figure out how to siphon money off of this somehow. 2026-05-12T15:03:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspfjs8udcsr5adnskwugq9cz76098u32c7zlp3nhenhp5m4ze7c5qzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060ktgd60f In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy3p2hzc7wv9zjs82sx84l4w7zd0xjav8d92vuy739j6gjh86e0uq2aqslp'>nevent1q…qslp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Around DC, the DC Question when people meet you is always &#34;what do you do?&#34;<br/><br/> I ask them, &#34;do you want to know my interests, like my wabbits or music or watches, or do you want to know what I do for money?&#34;<br/><br/> They almost always mean it as &#34;are you important, or can I safely ignore you?&#34;<br/><br/> This is DC, after all.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/081/597/660/749/246/original/771a4cfae72f016e.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/081/600/734/650/511/original/130614607929f31e.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-16T17:58:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz2dxfat3mnla6ekrcdty09r2jef4adlw58j56vds7p6gskryrlcczyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kwg03kf The mowuss is a continuing point of conflict.<br/><br/>#catsofmastodon<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/115/877/840/094/779/852/original/bfe120b659faa373.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-11T18:20:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdznvx7t9gusr4nyxzfpxemsldw9qsc5c25252npglv0lyvr95ncqzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060k59pvl8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspfk9gnv8nc8hykc5j9qjehh3wjenj9nqmqlvkncsectkp7t7a6lc6jges8'>nevent1q…ges8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Farty Gras isn&#39;t for a few weeks, right? 2026-01-06T22:23:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsya63apgu7ucd4a74zl57q4pjpgxx0cah7lsfa5a4rvgn3cwr9spczyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060k4zz42n In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs27jq8fck5dlqcrm2qer5pfzaysk4c869d4gd2nedqehrwakzp8aqkna794'>nevent1q…a794</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>regular old Fruit Of The Loom Eversoft Fleece. Fifteen bucks on Amazon, four colors and sizes from small to 4XL. I pretty much live in them. 2026-01-06T19:10:19Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrfq0xpqezalqu37sy9d9g3csj5fw2wkdphy0u7uh5pzlvd3clszqzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kgl90d2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8zwkv2ev3ys78apdv7rekfwwugm3wpkn7c5rp236zj0l9tmupnzq22p3q0'>nevent1q…p3q0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/115/832/514/909/271/051/original/44dc6b6ccf2e14f2.png"> <br/> 2026-01-03T18:11:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswkv8el98q56u6u6wp9v3zfpy5dz0m07u8pasqa97dsuev4s0qkuczyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kqj2lp2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8jqxugtxa2funhf20wd9f4jqe8va8mvjxgl2p5nu4zrrrc587rmqdsf4hz'>nevent1q…f4hz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;HEY! I DON&#39;T PUT MY ASS ON YOUR STUFF!!&#34; 2026-01-02T01:08:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq2zx3eah2nm9dc0jww8aux9y3pjlxy75gr028tpea0ruhdvm0hwczyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060k0065h7 At the Sugar Bowl in New Orleans, Irma Thomas is doing the National Anthem.<br/><br/>She is 84 years old.<br/><br/>My favorite record of hers is &#34;You Can Have My Husband (But Please Don&#39;t Mess With My Man),&#34; Ron Records, 1959 2026-01-02T01:00:55Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2h2ccnyqcgkt7r6djcjl4wy3uhjhgr399xdf5u4rcq6sjmfgn42gzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060ktqkymv <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1cqh8xm3ztxs27fnd3cuduyu88004j4qav0x0jzlgyhgzc852yxlq6ha0wq" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Ellen's Very Southern Voice</span> (<span class="italic">npub1cqh…a0wq</span>)</a></span> in New York, everybody knew he was an asshole 50 years ago.<br/><br/>All he&#39;s gotten is bankrupter, more criminaler, and older. 2025-12-27T23:56:29Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgqzhfg903h8qguqdr5u4tymfl2qawgres5awy4t4nnr5y24z2e8czyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kg67dyg A non-whining 1907 Elgin 291.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/115/793/817/023/764/454/original/c0bd597010fca6e4.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-27T22:10:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq09rp5kgct5ad3acuypta2lq8sv8ndaqae69ewpw922269l3pfrczyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kfskrj7 After around 50 years of looking, I may have located a copy of the score of the late George Siravo&#39;s 1972 piece, &#34;Fantasy On The Blues.&#34;<br/><br/> But it&#39;s in a library.<br/><br/>In the Alsace region.<br/><br/>Of northern France.<br/><br/>Hrrrrrrrm.<br/><br/>Anybody over there want a fun mission? 2025-12-25T04:28:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgvjwl3nvhfwaxfzrtywgdx8078zzcdkg5mr3zu6svnau2xek06egzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kl7mcdm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvzfgrv89jaylsvwzcuhwx6kz6k56qkzra53yqr59vd0veq7yxqzsdgf6se'>nevent1q…f6se</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>i got Jean two sets of the cat-butt cutters a few years ago. One is larger and features detailed tails and (*) butthole detail, so of course she never makes THOSE... 2025-12-21T02:54:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsytfedlhjhc9hyst3zkcpx5tsj7v7q69knh6pc0jskns8yc635fcszyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kjdd26p In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrdhu8symf63r3nr3wu902fsjxxhz8jgv0p2n44lx5m9g92hqur9qn0jq3l'>nevent1q…jq3l</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>do you have the cat butt cookie cutters? The good ones have a * in the anatomically-correct place. 2025-12-21T02:27:38Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsflxztpfh67ne75nymwh6v8kpc6pjr4xv64vh6eat5mfms52d76zgzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kl3sggu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqkyysnypj7lskp5vmy0p9hfdfanzcjmexh4xkwp6mpzzcnzv059cvp8c7v'>nevent1q…8c7v</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>i mis-read that as &#34;defecating banter.&#34; 2025-12-14T01:57:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg6fmyf2j9x20rwczdqttelnhkuuz95zwhsss984ulv5e8jugza0szyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060k6ymj5j In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrpnsqquzleqfal2pzhqvkmjxs65mnqr3lw3dqt535wrv5zl8w8jqseq5us'>nevent1q…q5us</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>while initially, I want them voted out, I&#39;d also like to see quite a few of them asked to leave helicopters high over the Atlantic, &#34;fall&#34; from windows, or maybe just get Ceacescued like the old days. 2025-12-09T19:46:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfl387v8c9t6ka0q6g6t79xnrf0fpm8rhape04xt9xfr9czrsdw3gzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kzvh70n In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9uj2zs6r4frv7qe79y5v7j8jz929ymdqd4dl2qx5t9sc6yvvqwmqw4dyy9'>nevent1q…dyy9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>at least Cassidy is not a complete asshole. I have no idea how he deals with that other &#34;John Kennedy&#34; from Louisiana.<br/>Why Cassidy-- an actual doctor -- puts up with brainworm dude Kennedy is beyond me. Unless he plans on retiring. A friend works for him and says there&#39;s no indication. 2025-12-04T14:43:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg8wmxrv07te3rrc2dff9tgxcqpylr0yhc6xulp5597amhxpxcauqzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kv9757v In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw7zk2fpljnjwfg4fwh9d4ndzls0cx8u4grhy0ae9fcwrw354dd2ghafzuu'>nevent1q…fzuu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>i woulda said something like &#34;mandatory Crocs&#34; or something. 2025-12-04T00:22:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9qexe9kfldu7ndfs7u4gx72lrkuvmtgeecf77zn4py5pgkp9j7kgzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060knucud6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgf4de5uf8dexkjeql7lscdnzgte0ltvhzkjkn7qw5swsersn0wqcfl9w5f'>nevent1q…9w5f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;corn,&#34; and then everything else in the grains were ignored. <br/><br/>Candy wheat<br/>Candy sorghum<br/>Candy amaranth<br/><br/>And they went straight to candy pumpkins.<br/><br/>Even there, they ignored candy gourds, candy cucumbers, candy eggplant. 2025-11-29T16:18:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvhr00mrwqqduz88vscvmmtp9tmqlfr7zzcatqp2pptmtgaxlznmczyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kxn6l2d In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfdpkley4qg79vjckr84a8xg5v2epe8nnaq0kdv5xnkf8asph3n0qz4spze'>nevent1q…spze</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/115/632/429/077/801/521/original/359204bd1e2fb628.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-29T10:07:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr62qcdvuaae2ytzy4qatxaxu6w55ul2r4ynd32yajda20w4x2quqzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kf0jheg I have no idea how StubHub can lose such an assload of money. Their whole business is about selling stuff they don&#39;t buy and don&#39;t own... four bucks a share is an assload of money. Over a billion dollars. Are they giving people&#39;s tickets away? They don&#39;t have any expensive ads featuring annoying D-listers. Are they heating the office by burning money? 2025-11-14T03:47:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvvw8xg46h3854hcwvcld9vwn2cewgsfucy3r9k6chr9ty2vpau7czyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kdjrr75 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswlg229lq93nc669yt953590h3nkluz56pcnzn7g5exqlg0qu8t4g0a0jcr'>nevent1q…0jcr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>years ago a lady refused to date me.<br/><br/>&#34;You&#39;re a writer. You writers can make ANYTHING sound good.&#34; 2025-11-11T22:46:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0lhlw8g4n3rc62e67u0qfkl76vf6atnfzsgnz6axlugyvx8qecaczyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kj84n3d Every time one of the characters in a Hallmark Christmas movie says, &#34;honey, what&#39;s wrong?&#34; I mentally finish it with &#34;I&#39;m in a Hallmark movie!&#34; 2025-11-11T16:56:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyg9r6l8hrcq70hwk5gangvc8pjm02alpccwmhw6jpxkwnnvcpu9czyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kxrtptm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsre0e9ldzz8967k0w0hem3qzxafld4265ecehaqelkc6ust3xw26gf8apet'>nevent1q…apet</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>they used to make &#34;moderate&#34; in a lot of things, but they were discontinued in the 1960s and nobody refurbishes the old ones if you can even find a moderate in a thrift store behind the rack of old-lady pantsuits. 2025-11-09T23:00:26Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy9r3nr6p9reuuhzxaemwsee0z6re0xyhje43za6u2sxwvw4d7argzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060k0kw0rk Ok, bird people: what IS this bird that sits in the back yard some mornings and says, &#34;danger, danger, danger, danger, DICK!&#34;<br/><a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/115/486/636/408/691/588/original/94c3d28b93a1a867.mp3">https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/115/486/636/408/691/588/original/94c3d28b93a1a867.mp3</a><br/> 2025-11-03T16:11:54Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf9dan0wunlglxgz26ms9zntaqn3c9plcanx5fvydesq7klxtdx6czyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060klv35dv I am ok with November, because I have never been a vember. Vembing is somewhat offensive to me. 2025-11-02T00:55:47Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8zrf6mvql0teghfapu0xsgv4nv3adqr0kltaxj624vdn9jha97qczyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kzv3fdk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsruzlpdcccg5nkl6fjfkkq44njyt8w5qelzd8xesy9z2esry7dpegq6vy20'>nevent1q…vy20</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>we were discussing them the other day. Sixty years ago paper straws were not only tough enough to withstand knocking the paper off by slamming the end on a table, they could ALSO punch through that little hole in the side of the half-pint wax-paper Ex-Cell-O milk thing at school.<br/><br/>The stuff now is shit and they put half-pints of milk in throwaway plastic bottles that are never recycled. 2025-10-24T21:23:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszz5mtw7dfprhewxpnw9sqextygcllk8cqmqcumu8rpakkveuj3mszyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kk38ajh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsthkztg37f9xc7gm9hjknqy37s20jsl8rgc04k39xlxmvuqus7ghq2d4l63'>nevent1q…4l63</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>for a lot of small businesses, no one knows HOW to update their website. Eight years ago they got some high school kid to set it up on Weebly, he didn&#39;t tell anyone the password, and is now in graduate school.<br/><br/>In Taiwan. 2025-10-22T15:55:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxnx0x7jy48tfre9y44q0p8skwrja66am632m7z9839hylze9na5qzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kdlnf0k In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst8sl499vc49ehgknvzmx59tzrgcre95w9zvnmyn7ymcp6nxd3apg2vs7w5'>nevent1q…s7w5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>anybody says &#34;impactfully,&#34; they&#39;re gettin&#39; the gun. 2025-10-21T21:43:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr78c267qelk3qscaxz6cvcfqreeuv4zad2mjjluuspmvantg2vjqzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060ktlr662 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9ktynl2tl0fcceu6nm8fwqs7fneaw6zpzerd0ennvlgf5ph0a46qup429k'>nevent1q…429k</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/115/368/911/165/615/869/original/975752e29cbec5a1.jpg"> <br/> 2025-10-13T21:12:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs03jqlkdju6rljrjvw7ch06tsl7haynr9qtsywaxryyc89k90lcsqzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kueeryh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy7y9n0zzl2202xwntfmpq7m38relrldvm22cvj2f4pklkxdgyltq7a5p22'>nevent1q…5p22</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>it occurs to me that Pre-Code Vomit Scene would be a great name for a punk club. Or band. 2025-10-08T09:28:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqm5da6g6jjnlnc8kp4wyznxzelwe90u738m5vgwsk78xf7mk638szyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kl7w79j In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvmcwl7cgyq0lsn0psuawzaqhj9nqyszdeyh9wwspa774eajaeqzsg7a44p'>nevent1q…a44p</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>does he only do that to majority-black cities? I mean, has he sent the troops to, say, Salt Lake City or Sarasota? 2025-09-24T19:26:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstshtl7jw3a8my7qh3rqpn7dsc77zyh8aj40dce66krs8vsfcyv8qzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kfg8qcx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0rstapf8qfud2yald4hd2kn67x573z85dz5rlmzcy87d0dv2enjsa0f4q9'>nevent1q…f4q9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>the enormous majority don&#39;t have stocks and might have heard the word &#34;crypto&#34; but don&#39;t begin to understand it.<br/><br/>They do know shit at Taco Bell and McDonald&#39;s is more expensive.<br/><br/>They got that notice saying their health insurance is going up.<br/><br/>They haven&#39;t quite noticed their taxes have not gone down, and won&#39;t, because if their federal tax bill goes down at all, it&#39;ll be overwhelmed by the requisite increases in state and local tax.<br/><br/>Some shit from China they get at Wal-Mart went up. 2025-09-22T15:09:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxrwuzzaz73tsz2cf07qdaxh43hjgc7579day3gzcgznae9ws6evczyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060k60ng0r Can anybody name anything trump has done that is actually making anything better? <br/><br/>Even one thing that makes people&#39;s lives better?<br/><br/>Built anything that was needed and wanted by even one person not specifically named &#34;Donald j. Trump?&#34;<br/><br/> You don&#39;t get to the hall of fame destroying stuff and making people&#39;s lives suck.<br/><br/>Even Ceausescu built the world&#39;s largest palace. He still, as they say, &#34;wound up on the wrong end of a gun.&#34; 2025-09-22T12:25:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8d732q6p2gdvrq2s3jfe54fk8egjfe2th6ztkggc57retrql7fwqzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kdrsxet In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqujf8ly43m59sq6558nvp3aguthkk2g00adt2sdy3lgkun65e2ggl3a575'>nevent1q…a575</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>i found this one a few months ago. This actually exists, too:<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/115/194/149/151/317/540/original/3f77a114f14faea7.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-09-13T00:27:05Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz4wwmqkfu968qu20r7qjsxpj8wky42v7lxq74pkh7xsjr9cfcfcqzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kcn8sga This is astonishing.<br/><br/>I don&#39;t know how the hell they did it, but starting with probably black and white film source, they digitally enhanced it, colorized it as best they could and created a soundscape onto what was almost certainly silent film.<br/><br/>My late father was born into THIS ACTUAL NEIGHBORHOOD on the near South Side of Chicago, Illinois on this very date 89 years ago.<br/><br/>This is the world he was born into.<br/><br/>It is amazing. I am not easily amazed.<br/><br/><a href="https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tpE_hyUtbA8">https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tpE_hyUtbA8</a> 2025-09-11T03:35:03Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr9lyvv6z2eumlfgqn0tjytla3nm6xauzajzyp4s4esx40fxhaf8czyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060k65u3re In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgdl5qjmnsqlwpdr5qxc4hhv745r6r3m20ej7sqngqalrehqzt5kg8ux9t5'>nevent1q…x9t5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>why? Just because &#34;apple doesn&#39;t support it&#34; means nothing to me.<br/><br/>I used to own a 1969 International 1500D.<br/><br/>&#34;But International doesn&#39;t support it!&#34;<br/><br/> Yo, IHC vanished more than a decade before I bought it. I support it.<br/><br/>Well, not any more, but that&#39;s cause I got old. It was just fine. 2025-09-10T00:04:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd27zcykfwrmlz8pxmw8v5svckcaaldudm3n7fjurujlsyc0ywz0gzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kyexftf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyfpw9kqp8npmdt444mlpcpjhuu65x08kxgq2n0cp70ysrrtfl2pgmyj55z'>nevent1q…j55z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>i don&#39;t ask. I have a lot of small weird things too, including a whisk barely larger than a Q-tip and a Rotato. 2025-08-28T01:18:52Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr9ksg4w86d5h7lyr6j470a0ejhaa6e90hhpt5s77uhd4p2gm454czyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060ksgsq9e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspr4vjg2tv4wq7qcr8v425j2v7kgv22ckjd07eqnrd0a9dftmz85qcm9jzm'>nevent1q…9jzm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>where do you go that they have normal spoons? Every place we go assumes I will eat soup with what amounts to a shovel, and when I ask for a &#34;normal spoon, a teaspoon&#34; it&#39;s as if I am suddenly speaking Romulan or Xhosa.<br/><br/>But if there was an earthquake, I could dig my way out with the soupshovel. 2025-08-28T01:09:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw7mde2th86993yaz78knv4h9wjgr5q6waj6evpcc863w630l7q7czyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060knrh0ka In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf9g0xythstl027vs32s0tp64wptvxfe9w4mwlpm54hdv29uatfvswm3fgf'>nevent1q…3fgf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>sugar shell, as in frozen/solidified sugar syrup, or do they still make that &#34;Magic Shell&#34; chocolate stuff from the 1970s?<br/><br/>Just checked: yes, they do, but Amazon wants me to buy a case of it, not just one. 2025-08-28T01:00:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs22lwy4l3g6q64va62w5046vctt3l2x22atn0pjx4gnjqm4qe5t7gzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060klq2n3y In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrhc4f4kwtx29h6uyr2698v8hmenw40kkc958n30ks39wqvqat7kq43axhf'>nevent1q…axhf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Holy fuck, I worked there for YEARS and never had access to NUMIDENT.<br/><br/>Fuck DOGE. Fuck DOGEbros.<br/><br/>Behead every fucking one of them. 2025-08-26T20:34:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswnlq6wyfgrttspxwgh2s875hgpkwpjujzseepydqfc3jfsv9je0gzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kt33mpx You know what we don&#39;t have yet?<br/><br/>whatstupidshitdidhedotoday.com 2025-08-22T20:37:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrzye8wt0kftgz8r9djheae4dhg04fqzdgp33jmjh5wzrgkmxklwgzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060k57nwnd If you&#39;re real religious and plan on sending your kid tot jesuscamp every summer, you should name it &#34;DrunkenNakedYouthPastor.&#34;<br/><br/> It&#39;ll be great. 2025-08-22T18:39:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0tl6x4z28jsx6eyu575pqqfa6fdm2hafdnl7825f4snz97fw794czyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060knex90r In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz8fd8z02ytsxmhr74ssmzmt5ltc422jgxuffukugt20zghs505ycyu0lcm'>nevent1q…0lcm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>oh, yeah. <br/><br/>THINGS I BLAME ON TRUMP:<br/><br/>Spotted lantern flies<br/>Flatulence<br/>Bad drivers from Pennsylvania<br/>Kevin Hart<br/>Easy-open packages<br/>Uneven highway expansion joints<br/>Green Taco Bell Sauce getting discontinued<br/>Vance 2025-08-12T00:57:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv255yfupg2t42vrwqgg79xcwrfhvr5h9ra5svlaql4vte6syeyyszyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kzchk35 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfhel36g4gkcfa28vf2nk250rae9smsctra9sp2r874e97w9r5n3qc0pfxr'>nevent1q…pfxr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>truth be told, i did have a stroke three weeks after the election. I blame trump because it&#39;s fun and easy. 2025-08-12T00:43:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfl5v8tq0y64208ya22vfpnpwxkc3utne5aa5rxpaeczamx3yw0sszyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kmnlpex In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr75a00mn3vznp99nefgnywjdmjehy8r06fpqtwzyuvtf7znkjqqgze35gj'>nevent1q…35gj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>i have not actively watch or listened to a newscast since the day before Election Day last year. It&#39;s been pleasant. What news I do get is filtered down through here. 2025-08-12T00:24:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs27rs5wyuh8jr3u9pvuqghevp49cppzz676m6adladuj5z80htj8czyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kjqvvhf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy8ryauy3498md7unmkyu2t8ptpdum7522l8uwt2823ys4sv5202c0umqun'>nevent1q…mqun</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Cool. They&#39;re about a mile from here.<br/><br/>That website has some incredibly annoying popups. 2025-08-09T21:24:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8ckahxct9zczkmjx3kg9n2h3ea6ycqledzua7k0t96nvvhshkycczyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060ku9kjkl I got a BOOK!<br/><br/>It purports to be about chicken.<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1cqh8xm3ztxs27fnd3cuduyu88004j4qav0x0jzlgyhgzc852yxlq6ha0wq" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Ellen's Very Southern Voice</span> (<span class="italic">npub1cqh…a0wq</span>)</a></span><br/> <img src="https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/114/943/835/063/136/974/original/7db7b0452f4434de.jpg"> <br/> 2025-07-30T19:29:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8g67j4h025nhneltpdkexunxcy8gp5xp3leec409qxquzw702ylczyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060krtcrms In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdctftndj24mgwxgf8fg4dqjyflequ37ut6e9yvw8s7hktkxmmajgksqtd7'>nevent1q…qtd7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>if I remember at some point the protagonist is put on trial for rebellion, I think. Like I said, I don&#39;t have a copy to pull out any more. 2nd wife &#34;rearranged&#34; things, much of which apparently vanished from earth. I read nearly everything he ever wrote years ago, but it gets a bit jumbled in memory 40 years later. 2025-07-14T11:51:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs04vjcfwjmd3krdyxhvgd8kp5va5hnqxm783a6er4qav5sj0s055gzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kfl5spz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0vrp65nmgsxxek8j83p4jchl2f7vecuk2rg6sh9src7wlpcyf4fsm99yl9'>nevent1q…9yl9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>could possibly be &#34;Player Piano,&#34; a 1952 novel he wrote abour the rejection of technology by some of its high-priest practitioners, but I no longer have a copy to refer to. 2025-07-14T01:27:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0vrp65nmgsxxek8j83p4jchl2f7vecuk2rg6sh9src7wlpcyf4fszyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kkhd8x8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0yxuc6qc3t0sdvwrfcnt9nfvh5gwvtpz88wglghf5ulqdjxx0zjcy23khz'>nevent1q…3khz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>argh. I will see if I can figure out which one it was. Some blinkenlights thing in a courtroom. 2025-07-14T01:05:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqspmscuwtswtrmq5rlxes6tuyrk5czdgz7qsx3ywkr5gdrtyh5f6eszyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060k3daa58 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspfqrd3nndpuzsxaf89c2ltecq0qwwjuqfnlu8kmz74u2kr5s3ffg9e53hv'>nevent1q…53hv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>didn&#39;t Kurt Vonnegut write a short story about this in the Fifties? Except it was all vacuum tubes. 2025-07-13T21:02:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgpmuze9emjvksscduzn2jqrq50s0d6j888sakqvctzx3f6m5d7dqzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060k8gnmnd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf42fhl90w4c662n505fw4a5fqney5s0ccve5xdvwqdahwytvylpcgjsc5r'>nevent1q…sc5r</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>wait, you dated Caroline, too? 2025-07-10T16:44:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqddsw77rgucrawlzgjmslegexut2d5qpr23zz0a9xuwgdw2e4x6czyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kcuhq56 Just you wait, the good old days are coming back!<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/114/791/760/993/670/078/original/ed259438e4d03d57.jpg"> <br/> 2025-07-03T23:02:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs270je7r0llmqadfvnuwc2ycm97j0saf9nja8k3atm9e3tkqmn2eqzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060ktvxv4h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9dtsdvwx3rqamx94kdrczj3zptmck8dgtc4egv65kxt95x0adkcq4frjns'>nevent1q…rjns</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This is not far away.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/114/574/277/154/324/656/original/613045737d13848d.jpg"> <br/> 2025-05-26T13:06:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdh0xmllw9ytntaa8znf6ztet2fg26y5jaeupue5je2rct9ef2xkqzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060k6uazd9 Is grilled cantaloupe a thing now?<br/><br/>Amazon is odd.<br/><br/>#amazon<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/114/543/041/574/495/945/original/d93d13be0a1bdc9a.png"> <br/> 2025-05-21T00:43:12Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2stqk2g05ztguhyk4nke9ya9rcfdftx8fwjkv9p7ascukpm8g63czyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060k6kh96u In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9lrxerxj6k95ywsanmt0ye22pw9zm9xn907s9zdfyr2453vx4zcc3g6u8j'>nevent1q…6u8j</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>looks a lot like Los Angeles Union Station. 2025-04-26T15:08:53Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvr4ny28u6hu446j8asd0rttxdnqeerlyvetxchs9kk63e8tnljuqzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060katmv56 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqvv7kj9c909au4al0fs42kapnh8qcm4pxjh9rapq0gljak6ardwg045at4'>nevent1q…5at4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>yup.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/114/336/207/087/318/135/original/2d8d9ea32969d629.jpg"> <br/> 2025-04-14T12:02:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqn843w4qkdjlccpgv3n5x05avtyhshxduv9wpma20m37a5ewfejgzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060k0zzkgf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfh2k5nrsyx3u4wp4sr49q9ee6whfk0aghfkkug9zvgnen6tnklpcn2x9pn'>nevent1q…x9pn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>no one has raised the possibility AWS could not-be-assholes and not dump NOAA&#39;s buckets instantly. 2025-04-05T00:46:57Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf6eapnwhjz4g83jzk3uqgas78n4t3gak4xvxh0jlga0wmpwetxxszyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060ka0ladh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2cadtd3285vzfhpytcp0n59d2k6a2j0zxa6npnymhd4yke7cpf6qvcex3l'>nevent1q…ex3l</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/114/237/624/274/658/170/original/6463c445a3aef313.jpg"> <br/> 2025-03-28T02:10:14Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy5mdn3ytdvq5ljje8ld5lxkmtz2jr8005cdwtqygf4shnkcprh8gzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060ktrcwgk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsymr7pg65eftd2u33fet7ua7dw7u20vazlaz5z3v5cfuxyy7rxrlcsxcjrl'>nevent1q…cjrl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>ok, but the bathrooms are incredibly restrictive.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/114/211/728/063/352/414/original/c097721ab8169869.jpg"> <br/> 2025-03-23T12:25:11Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqrfxv6y9n9j56ta0eznq7jpvl68rw028xcmkyqumshuzg0kkvwsgzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kspnvl7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspvue3kcc2aayhcvljc2r3tdv6g9sch3ddp72zn4s7v8cq4ms6qwgasrc80'>nevent1q…rc80</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>is this so they can try to resume in a few years? Or are they just documenting the destruction? 2025-03-22T18:48:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsy2tz5r8thvme6yftpkfa0x34mgz6y8yh6v23hlxl4l26nqcrsp5gzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kdjukf2 Think of the stupidest person you have ever known.<br/><br/>Generative AI is far stupider than that.<br/><br/>I set one of them an extremely simple test:<br/><br/>Green sphere. Red Cube. White table. No &#34;style.&#34;<br/><br/> It failed utterly. It insisted on giving me red spheres. And a few green cubes.<br/><br/>When told specifically not to include a red sphere or a white cube, it had a shitfit and BOTH the sphere and the cube disappeared entirely for 100 or more cycles, at which time red spheres sneaked back in. 2025-02-21T06:48:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9ffwjvyfnxzwjz8swncfyn4hzl2kd0zys3jt76tqcta6fzmnlfkczyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kcl636u In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgwg5a7je2fsxytmjvc4yp3ndgq0wjn603ne2c2wnluzmnwrxmyysprdakv'>nevent1q…dakv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>LET&#39;S GO TO ARBYS AND GET AN AST BEEF DWICH!!<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/113/947/521/968/317/071/original/d8492ff15bbb9961.png"> <br/> 2025-02-04T20:34:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsdkwrededrg4q60falutxtm2mm6npv20eeckqxgmman32qpnvwm0qzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060k9576py The joshallens winned the footballs!<br/><br/>The lamars did not. <br/><br/>#bills #nfl 2025-01-20T02:38:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrn0fyxppqd8jw9nj3w7htnylm3ncm6vnppyhhhgtyd9yxpqglqzgzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kgxjnhe In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszv4cwlvm9964fluw2y65ld6fv26hldyma985f547ylwltacuy82s7wj9n0'>nevent1q…j9n0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>it&#39;s like November 2022 again! 2025-01-09T02:30:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfzdkyvtnsq3ah8975ma0664y2lsjnlasdjtlznmkff5vrwawshpszyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060k7muafy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqevexxlarv0ulw40372nn587eadkxltl42kfqfq8kjfdz4fjsj7qffp6hq'>nevent1q…p6hq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The questions are endless.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/113/417/475/192/614/000/original/ebb0db590de8bfbd.png"> <br/> 2024-11-03T05:55:58Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2rg2mwg389ytra2ujsrpmevuq3kl3mh8kwze206383fgvfsy6pzczyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kc4rj9j In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswddcgttkf4e9sjxaauepauhksqxjjftway5jpp5w63rcs8skxygguvpcge'>nevent1q…pcge</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/113/386/858/882/307/621/original/88e963420298d96f.jpg"> <br/> 2024-10-28T20:10:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg8gexhp6kymccz5da5hdnwfu4wp4zfnwcntpcut7qsf4rgjjkvhszyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kce86ss I want one of these.<br/><br/>The assholes who have The Dogs Who Never Shut The Fuck Up are about a hundred feet from a nice space in the back yard where I could install a Chrysler Air Siren, its fuel tank, and a sound-activated relay.<br/><br/>138dB. Wow.<br/><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysler_Air-Raid_Siren?wprov=sfla1">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysler_Air-Raid_Siren?wprov=sfla1</a> 2024-10-26T00:11:06Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2zwduktyqcu3a5qmr8e5p2hk92rke79r5ta07evpepv4y64g0z4szyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kpzddma In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9cz5f92n7wm99emc9g8wegc79yunqr6zxu7t7sdq8xta6edc8cpqzs57lr'>nevent1q…57lr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>...and that one guy who keeps posting bizarre absurd shit...<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/113/328/733/784/904/873/original/8303a22588501512.jpg"> <br/> 2024-10-18T13:47:51Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw97ezc32nd6ldqunfzdzqex9p50hzxd20n2fp8d0gjjl3fg8l7pszyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kztannc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvx934tsq6679qdv5acn6mcs8sjr3fc86aal4kw9hpce670mqs8ksdl782e'>nevent1q…782e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Not a big fan of that. 2024-10-11T00:26:07Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgaqhz366w0dzsuv77a5zx93yhj4p878dsz55a9w0rd5xhy26ptggzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kp9zk7n In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2w67ez6nah4c789nvmt9tp0jtgzst2hay20qg5uw7qsfqnvs0ynsg0sq5q'>nevent1q…sq5q</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>we did without a lot of modern conveniences 35 years ago, like AI, spam, and Musk. 2024-09-27T21:51:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyj606thv8lf29d8jln5h50qtd89y9rkwxw7y8grmpmzu60lp89fszyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kjyx5re In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstw6a2wpvmk7l56yux80zw5vtymz79n0za5ftel3swhvyvcn92enqu735c0'>nevent1q…35c0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>you could do a lot with a 56K line if you left out cat pictures.<br/><br/>#catsofmastodon<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/113/211/522/504/222/366/original/14e7758be2b4d04c.jpg"> <br/> 2024-09-27T20:59:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9s88ghaczxjt0fwq3pmd2ecau78n6xtn4gdl7quv7hwwh2recu8szyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kfyrc65 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9q48m9pzne3prum9gxgefcacrx5kxfw62huxahtha6u0z83zxhds8h9jfh'>nevent1q…9jfh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>ELON MUSK HAS THE BIGGEST DICK ON MARS. 2024-09-22T23:43:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsw5tprn3l0qfhp999vzf6fmg8dwgtcl84tgwuwdsl3d83d0j2m55gzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kcp6f2q In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswagsdem29ar880nrgjxeqc7dgf4vjmyslymj8c69jsrkdfvtt93gah2w6l'>nevent1q…2w6l</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>yeah, it&#39;s as if it was written by James Joyce but never intended for publication. 2024-08-17T20:06:22Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsffn32tukr2vvmuh99gn868lv99565h266r6re9mrla3r54xlzqkgzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kxr4dxc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsthx96y6x4gc9r5wvzu4dw7x34xy3l209qty087ry6nw5vc75zqec9vagyn'>nevent1q…agyn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>is that an actual air raid/tornado siren (I forget the name of the company that made them) or did they do a mockup to look like one? 2024-08-04T00:05:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsyn29szwh9a7hzxp7unjn2vxf00d5rdndw77tf94xs2c9hpqc7szgzyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kqvjnta In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsflmu95ghywydk0vcwr9g4njad9trjnsnsgc5u4grjqfvj35ev9dsz9f88s'>nevent1q…f88s</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>what I sometimes tell people is how many young couples, and it&#39;s always the young woman, say &#34;we&#39;re having a baybee to strengthen our marriage.&#34;<br/><br/> I just say, &#34;I got this rickety shed out back, I&#39;m gonna throw a refrigerator on the roof to strengthen it.&#34; 2024-04-12T17:17:48Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxwrv2nkemmh2fl7z2qyw4r9pap09ne6vck3qkg373ckuhzkc36zczyz2rhrvll96ulftkwamgtyv6yj7mw33ppn0ql867x79g004d0060kjl08rd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszu5e80quqwhz43cp5uf5g0hp4km942f8cw5qzqke06jtzxc0pcag2c4sxg'>nevent1q…4sxg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>my first wife suggested I get snipped, so I did. Her reasoning was she was &#34;tired of her birth control.&#34; I had no problem with that.<br/><br/>Six years later she had twins with her second husband. They have since divorced, too.<br/><br/>&#34;Ain&#39;t mine....&#34; 2024-04-12T17:05:53Z