2026-08-20T07:16:27Z https://njump.me Archibald https://njump.me/npub1k2mxu4v8p0mpsv0mwwucxylmunj0fcq5krs7s8dx8ezh76pnw6js793zjc https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/avatars/115/348/229/324/159/691/original/c3d34f73eb7ed6d7.jpeg https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/avatars/115/348/229/324/159/691/original/c3d34f73eb7ed6d7.jpeg https://njump.me/nevent1qqsd2vj75gvqgr92k5k6rdapka2zzarflce08zrk0lpla208kcspm4qzyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm228lw5l7 “Cats are a fluid”<br/><br/>The cat:<br/><br/>#fedicats #catsOfMastodon<br/><br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/117/466/691/658/020/964/original/9bd29ee59b76813c.jpeg"> 2026-10-19T08:44:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsp90ttnj0pwk2us36dpuszqe38h93zqqy97fnvp3c67amszkf0fdqzyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm22pduxe2 Fill. Refill. Fine. But just a little wet food for poor starving Archibald? Noooooo. <br/><br/>#fedicats #catsOfMastodon<br/><br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/117/370/772/934/499/162/original/b1d80dadffcad36b.jpeg"> 2026-10-02T10:11:10Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsr257h862s6xyvwdw43fjfnh487clx2724vxzjnvw5rs8luq9g66szyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm22caaq46 Official announcement by Archibald: we’re done with the day, everyone who wants to can go to bed*<br/><br/>*we might ask for some wet food or a little running after the shoelace at 3 in the morning. But that’s a new day. <br/><br/>#fedicats #catsOfMastodon<br/><br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/117/361/415/758/819/846/original/209107776c8e2033.jpeg"> 2026-09-30T18:31:31Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvm954y0zxcgxh4t63ge93rlcwrzl59atxuqw04h6ltx8kdkzfzeqzyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm22y3uctu Don’t listen to people who say you need to think out of the box. It is a lie. In the box is better. <br/><br/>#fedicats #catsOfMastodon<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/117/354/247/084/204/132/original/b2fcb65adc38576c.mp4"></video> 2026-09-29T12:09:41Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8qj0hvf3jmnf4x2t4sqgldjehhxwuvlxgqverafvr64tv38j262czyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm226cls53 Yes, do tell me more about your human problems. <br/><br/>#fedicats #catsOfMastodon<br/><br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/117/313/730/280/011/593/original/6c2a4ea2a1fbe9ee.jpeg"> 2026-09-22T08:24:28Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszdyza287juyvgvseuufyzcpw7gnv5slzgwm7n2ez0l50fm53ernczyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm22k0nanh Short story<br/><br/>#fedicats #catsofmastodon<br/><br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/117/155/769/652/580/250/original/fda094fc4305b809.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/117/155/770/478/420/436/original/e7425dd82bb62f29.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/117/155/770/953/585/454/original/d0b749a7e06d86a3.jpeg"> 2026-08-25T10:53:20Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxz8yh0zfampgtfg2p4l0fs538wql6ytpr29u7sh8p8rxapfzvtxqzyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm228cs2u8 Back to the grind. Those birds don’t watch themselves <br/><br/>#fedicats #catsOfMastodon<br/><br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/117/149/733/906/599/884/original/3afd909088309eed.jpeg"> 2026-08-24T09:18:02Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst9296x38n0kd4w8vy5k0t8n0d7059ju8uecr3ka6q3cykgkxtg8czyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm22laswaj That’s my emotional support human thigh. Don’t take it away! ANIMAL CRUELTY<br/><br/>#fedicats #catsOfMastodon<br/><br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/117/126/398/554/465/412/original/ca1387639552c07d.jpeg"> 2026-08-20T06:23:33Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8cfae5nh4mp5e320qmjpfdmysf584f6gzka47tr4k8xxd7kp3cyqzyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm22rawaey I do not want<br/>To go outside <br/>I want to sit<br/>At the door<br/>And scream<br/>And scream<br/>And scream<br/><br/>#fedicats #catsOfMastodon<br/><br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/117/082/453/110/467/181/original/584a7fcae5f86a98.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/117/082/453/418/179/556/original/b42e3869eadd319b.jpeg"> 2026-08-12T12:07:43Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstt3r7ve8qqawfnz7x6mg22gkn2dsk84drgf8630jl7hcghmfqlaqzyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm229tjtuf HELLO WORLD<br/><br/>#fedicats #catsOfMastodon<br/><br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/117/053/212/189/622/876/original/e670323e8382d7de.jpeg"> 2026-08-07T08:11:18Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqst65e6uuyyl72p57ydkfneardq0vr8ehs56sm5hgwfqh8aaye9keqzyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm22jk6wvf Mamá. Please stop asking me “wie is de liefste poes???” and “wie is de poezigste poezepoes?????” I have neither the data nor the means to gather it. <br/><br/>#fedicats #catsOfMastodon<br/><br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/117/041/633/607/661/851/original/7aaef4d1aaa2094f.jpeg"> 2026-08-05T07:06:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsqzvwfr6vhawxsflvmpyk6xyys6wckfnregdw3au2e90r8jmnwfdgzyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm22rwfrsp Much tastier than the water in the cat fountain. <br/><br/>#fedicats #catsOfMastodon<br/><br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/116/968/761/784/241/998/original/6ea5a34fecf25a47.jpeg"> 2026-07-23T10:14:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqswazgrltyv9srpyj3n82fqp298ah0h9l5kvsrxgtxlvv65sr3jcgczyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm22wzx05x Heat protocol engaged<br/><br/>#fediCats #catsOfMastodon<br/><br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/116/777/099/295/636/558/original/36dfb7d8607538eb.jpeg"> 2026-06-19T13:52:23Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsvqf60qefd0ukpy8889fspg9dpscqxd5md9g62e2u8uq4yg57743gzyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm22ja0dr9 Excuse me, can we talk about the importance of municipal composting and recycling in the consumer waste domain?<br/><br/>#fediCats #catsOfMastodon<br/><br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/116/578/310/347/638/867/original/54dd051261f2d2e1.jpeg"> 2026-05-15T11:17:32Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2ygr2cdfq29a8cmq8wxxsqnt5als5ttzn5qvpm9w2vm32l3m0thszyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm22txzme7 What a week, huh<br/><br/>#fediCats #catsOfMastodon<br/><br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/116/402/942/447/439/543/original/dac19b1233232e4e.jpeg"> 2026-04-14T11:59:09Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2ya2zccxawy2w52lrym08zlk0h70pc8az3xy6wtvmfw95p5ut4nqzyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm2287f43s White goes with every colour<br/><br/>#fediCats #catsOfMastodon<br/><br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/116/295/869/039/439/271/original/a94e6f699621c4a2.jpeg"> 2026-03-26T14:08:59Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsg0jprjxsm6xxrf7gtsgevs279geqshdmmjsvcup75n0q4mhunaxqzyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm22uunuuf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswn3qre4fy5u7gys09vzat6trwyjethr59322wph802rsaw64uyhspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q8zh8nc'>nevent1q…h8nc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqhppwfjh735m6h59axq943qspm6970syddtg0nw202nn8djjgy7csum4e7w" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqhppwfjh735m6h59axq943qspm6970syddtg0nw202nn8djjgy7csum4e7w</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…4e7w</span>)</a></span> this is very good to learn, although Archibald will probably disagree - we are also a hummus household. Thanks for calling attention to it! 2026-02-24T11:47:24Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsf0twl067f50x2vglgqsge0vk2pdjqlxcefmej4u0vakzjwkl8q6qzyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm227z6mkh May your week begin better than Archibald’s, who was very unfairly forbidden from licking the inside of the litterbox cleaner’s pill container because it would probably kill him. Woe!!!!!!<br/><br/>#fediCats #catsOfMastodon<br/><br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/116/119/000/870/916/449/original/7bb0cc01554b561e.jpeg"> 2026-02-23T08:29:04Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsv4vv5yy94v4wdnw8yj0vzhekxyaslluxlmhelycm4x8q6jcnhtfgzyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm22jf7z6t Sit on person or sit under table?<br/><br/>Both. Both is good. <br/><br/>#fediCats #catsOfMastodon<br/><br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/116/036/941/748/546/519/original/e4746b89d396bb09.jpeg"> 2026-02-08T20:40:27Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgv8f6ffaf5yjtvz6ruam962avmqsqtvapt7pvwd7z5nmgw2jyuqgzyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm22axygk2 He does not want to walk up. He does not want to be carried up. He doesn’t want to go through the door. He wants to sit at the bottom of the stairs and scream. <br/><br/>I think deep down we all want that too. <br/><br/>#Caturday<br/><br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/115/989/678/690/809/732/original/bebac54e66593236.jpeg"> 2026-01-31T12:20:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs0xt2n7q0lsq2pf7n6a0wuqg7r6aupyu92xqwmqjj56cwhrt78h5czyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm22a2eh7q Archibald is a working cat. His job is lap warming. He takes it very seriously. <br/><br/>#fediCats #catsOfMastodon<br/><br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/115/888/426/668/880/100/original/103a91c1c7ad22fc.jpeg"> 2026-01-13T15:11:01Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs2l96yc8254t2trm4rvmuv6kz64z4pfelf8sxy38vj07qvn4v2lcgzyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm222z7xx5 Surfing into #Caturday<br/><br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/115/869/940/514/045/718/original/9e132eb9d8824e3f.jpeg"> 2026-01-10T08:49:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsfp25vmvfesyaj2wvcx9mypu3rj5mdvg9vg2aaehltrqtvczfdcsszyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm22an5560 Have you checked your Mastodon? There might be a cat behind it <br/><br/>#catsOfMastodon<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/115/724/670/161/808/733/original/e20dca0d5dae684b.mp4"></video> 2025-12-15T17:05:44Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9qdhu4xggvkmnc8mhrxemt8jc8nyzzd85u3wm8uujeq6ctkdh8qczyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm22s8uty3 #silentSunday<br/><br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/115/718/496/716/946/492/original/bd954ebbdf983ad4.jpeg"> 2025-12-14T14:55:36Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsguv47064ulcg40csla797tcspgfz3vpy6mg0uy69zglpc26crdfczyzetvmj4su9lvxp3ldemnqcnl0jwfa8qzjcwr6qa5cly2lmgxdm22hk3dkp It’s Monday! Reach for your goals!<br/><br/>#fediCats<br/><br/> <img src="https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/media_attachments/files/115/683/084/260/457/380/original/c9df25ec90f8b9b0.jpeg"> 2025-12-08T08:49:46Z