2026-10-26T03:36:42Z https://njump.me Daphne Preston-Kendal (Official Account) https://njump.me/npub1k98s4kksf3l0y0ns0g59wcccv7awxegvu2h0hurncusd6kq6lknqllfk8y https://fsn1.your-objectstorage.com/swhackstodon/accounts/avatars/117/247/172/129/844/129/original/027077594c585865.png https://fsn1.your-objectstorage.com/swhackstodon/accounts/avatars/117/247/172/129/844/129/original/027077594c585865.png https://njump.me/nevent1qqsgdf0mwdatj5hhhl84kwklqkqkywqz459z7fjlc4fsqnkrcpam67qzyzc57zk66px8au37wpazs4mrrpnm4cm9pn32a7lsw0rjph2crt76vj60mcg The way computer security works in 2026:&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;queers go to congress and demonstrate multiple serious exploits against actual security software. the maintainers deny there’s a problem. nobody pays attention except other queers at congress&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;OpenAI finds a bug which could, hypothetically, in a very difficult-to-orchestrate attack and in the absence of already-existing mitigations, have a security implication. the entire industry has an overnight meltdown. coverage on national news stations worldwide. meanwhile, nobody is provably able to actually make it work as an exploit&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt; 2026-10-24T10:51:25Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsrmy05ncdnzslzhzmug4dmclxtcuaqpe3al8kjkrf6alfqhcktnngzyzc57zk66px8au37wpazs4mrrpnm4cm9pn32a7lsw0rjph2crt76vlccfkc more or less confirms that the PHP exploit on Wednesday was overblown, and contrary to claims it would be exploited in 15 mins, we haven’t even seen one confirmed exploit yet. even proof of concept exploits are incredibly hard to write and deploy.<br/><br/>AI companies were lying. again<br/><br/><a href="https://blog.luitjes.it/posts/i-want-my-wednesday-back/">https://blog.luitjes.it/posts/i-want-my-wednesday-back/</a> 2026-10-24T10:41:30Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqstkhm4zj3hknn5s5v9gu9zsk326mdf9rxpf3pmv9ptp6uwemhsmdqzyzc57zk66px8au37wpazs4mrrpnm4cm9pn32a7lsw0rjph2crt76vfexagj Every introductory demonstration of RSA: ‘we’re going to use small prime numbers like 3 and 11 to show how it works, but of course in real life the numbers are huge’<br/><br/>Public key cryptography in real life: 2026-10-20T21:59:34Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9f67ufctlzyancr9uxlq0rfffc6vgt8xm5tl02clpnm8kqszvp2szyzc57zk66px8au37wpazs4mrrpnm4cm9pn32a7lsw0rjph2crt76vhgvauz the only good AI was Autistici/Inventati 2026-10-18T14:35:40Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9j5dtzjc7eqhuaxn822gh7rzpf47frae0tlj4tueskr7wt7fxyrszyzc57zk66px8au37wpazs4mrrpnm4cm9pn32a7lsw0rjph2crt76v8ed974 Found while looking for something else: an interesting comment by <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1qw6vqcz3kc7d6ccfegyw3azkj805rzrvugrdqxxp0waampp74fdsjsxm8d" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Tony Finch</span> (<span class="italic">npub1qw6…xm8d</span>)</a></span> on how structured, higher-level languages need programmers to give explicit names to less things<br/><br/>Or, if as Phil Karlton says, one of the two hardest problems in computer science is naming things, perhaps we should design languages to need fewer things to be named.<br/><br/>And what does it say about Scheme that we program in a style that requires us to name each one of our iterations? :-)<br/><br/><a href="https://lobste.rs/s/id9jet/transpiler_meaningless_word#c_8h3mis">https://lobste.rs/s/id9jet/transpiler_meaningless_word#c_8h3mis</a> 2026-10-07T20:18:00Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9uypt2nedqjrjc32ux8a7qz0rmzrt82kqwpm80f4dsl0cgqpqkxszyzc57zk66px8au37wpazs4mrrpnm4cm9pn32a7lsw0rjph2crt76vysh5zu <img src="https://fsn1.your-objectstorage.com/swhackstodon/media_attachments/files/117/389/504/906/248/863/original/72c69734f92fea8e.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-10-05T17:34:56Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqszjsz7ge7p7p20mxxfg2vlpvzk85luxf2fv337ky94gg97mt4hpdszyzc57zk66px8au37wpazs4mrrpnm4cm9pn32a7lsw0rjph2crt76vfj5lln Neuer Skandal: Elif Eralp benutzt Windows<br/> <img src="https://fsn1.your-objectstorage.com/swhackstodon/media_attachments/files/117/372/163/373/178/914/original/06078094da4b67aa.png"> <br/> 2026-10-02T16:04:45Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsxs82j0ceapxcjthupzqf0ha0lq87xm76ykgthg4tv3065yuse4dczyzc57zk66px8au37wpazs4mrrpnm4cm9pn32a7lsw0rjph2crt76vfnc4ff &gt; We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System Administrator.<br/><br/>pagliacci.jpg 2026-09-28T17:50:08Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsru6r68v2anyta2wxqsylhuwdh3gvdj3n9yn0eq2p37um366zqlxqzyzc57zk66px8au37wpazs4mrrpnm4cm9pn32a7lsw0rjph2crt76v9t76cc 🤔 NowPlaying object type for ActivityPub so we can scrobble federatedly 2026-09-28T12:46:49Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq2a239c0a6rrulnk5khc320nn8qtq9cdddrker4q2d6ejse7fjyczyzc57zk66px8au37wpazs4mrrpnm4cm9pn32a7lsw0rjph2crt76vp3vc49 If you develop small free/open projects in your spare time, and still host them on GitHub, why haven’t you moved elsewhere yet?<br/><br/>Please boost for reach! 2026-09-15T15:47:39Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsthvfjs4a39ec4yg9tvejpkd0utlqp3j6kx2szfrnkvlwmpdp2q4gzyzc57zk66px8au37wpazs4mrrpnm4cm9pn32a7lsw0rjph2crt76v4j3pq4 Catalan people:&lt;li&gt;their TLD is .cat&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;every time they say where they live, they end it with ‘nya’&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;every time they say the word for ‘my’, they meow&lt;/li&gt;<br/><br/>Explains a lot if you think about it 2026-09-14T20:12:46Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqs8mrlet7q78ypvll2hnfjvaxqp56fvj0ndajx88tfn2lgz2xc6pvqzyzc57zk66px8au37wpazs4mrrpnm4cm9pn32a7lsw0rjph2crt76vfrxppv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8faec88ugj0rcp6qq48znye6t4t6elrtceydfyqpqndsag3uzdkq9699xw'>nevent1q…99xw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Worldwide? Problematic … shaven head is deeply shameful in some cultures and religiously forbidden in some. (Arguably ‘shameful’ even applies for girls in North America/Europe) 2026-09-13T18:23:42Z https://njump.me/nevent1qqsq7xkam4pxsfagkwswnwkercfftchkru8wujd02wns9ejd4thvp4gzyzc57zk66px8au37wpazs4mrrpnm4cm9pn32a7lsw0rjph2crt76vqrzty0 I wonder what it would take to eradicate head lice 2026-09-13T17:51:58Z